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We're really burning the midnight oil
with this med school thing. He's
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Okay.
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I need to see somebody's rectum.
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Fine.
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We invited them back here.
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It's just not right.
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Oh, I hear you.
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We've got to set the mood.
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Mood set.
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I mean us, tonight, these women.
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Excuse me.
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It is completely right and exactly what
you need.
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Who are you to tell me what I need?
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I'm your doctor.
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You're not well enough to be anyone's
doctor.
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Oh, no, they found their spot.
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They may call it a stethoscope, but this
is a babe magnet.
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Oh, my God, here they come.
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Because they have no choice.
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Bert, Bert, what are we going to do with
two women we've picked up in a bar?
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Don't make me get my anatomy book.
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We don't have anything in common with
these women. I don't see a future.
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Me neither.
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But I see a really fun present. You've
got to learn to go with the moment.
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Good, because at this moment, I'd like
to go.
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Go? Go what?
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Another two months without a date?
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It's time you got over Melissa.
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I'm only doing this for you.
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You know, Berg, I'm buying like a tenth
of that.
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I'll take it.
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Hey, guys, I really need to talk.
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About what?
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Whoa, Ted called me again, and I mean...
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No, Cher, we've got a couple of live
ones coming up.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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This reminds me of my son's room.
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Okay, well, guess I'd better leave.
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Now that Thelma and Louise are here.
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Who wants a drink?
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A scotch. Bye, Pat. Okay.
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Two beers coming up, Pete.
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No, no, I'm good.
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So, which one of you lives here? Both.
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Live here, share the apartment.
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A doctor and an architect who have to
share an apartment?
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Well, technically, we're still in grad
school. Actually, this is just a little
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place we keep in town.
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Really?
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Well, then tell me, Doc, where do you
like to spend most of your time?
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A little place just north of here
called, uh, my bedroom.
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It's a Socrates.
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Most people think it's Plato, but...
Socrates.
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Burke.
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Burke!
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Yes?
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Where's Valerie's drink? You didn't get
her drink. I mean, she's thirsty.
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Handle it, Pete.
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You said you'd try.
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But, Valerie, I can't make you any
promises.
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Claudia. Look, even if, you know,
something happens tonight, um,
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that doesn't necessarily mean that, you
know, you're the one.
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Okay, so I just wanted to clear the air.
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So nobody's leading anybody on.
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Okay? Now, with that being said, I think
it'll make for a much more fun evening.
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I'll be in the car.
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Come visit me at the bowling alley.
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You are in desperate need of repair.
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They were there, they were cute, and
they were ready.
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Yeah, for menopause.
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They were not that old. But all personal
bitterness aside, Pete blew it.
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It's not funny.
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What is the point of telling some scotch
-soaked broad that she's not the one?
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Bill, I'm not going to ask you again.
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What was...
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Now, Pete's got to learn that when you
fall off a horse, you've got to get
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back on. Exactly right.
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So women are horses.
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I've got to go deliver these salads.
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Face it, Bert.
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He's not just going to hop in the sack
with some baby he doesn't even know.
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You're right.
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For him, it's got to be a relationship.
There has to be a future.
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Yeah. What is with that?
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Ouch!
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I'm just saying he needs to saddle up
for a quick ride, then hop right on.
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You're not dating anyone.
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So?
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So.
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You're a babe.
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Forget it.
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Look, Cheryl.
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Aside from a hooker, you're the only
girl that Pete could have sex with and
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have to worry about falling in love.
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Gosh, Bert.
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Will you put me up on that kind of
pedestal?
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You know what I mean. I so hope you have
a backup plan.
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Bill, I'm sorry I'm late. I had a rough
night. We heard.
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We laughed.
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Burke, did you have to tell everyone?
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I didn't have to.
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Pete, I never told you this.
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Is there any chance we can keep it that
way?
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I was in high school and I met this
beautiful blonde on a beach one summer.
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Her name was Sandy.
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She's from Australia.
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Summer Love and Pete happened so fast.
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Tell me more. Tell me more.
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I took her bowling in the arcade.
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Then we hung out, drank lemonade.
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Let me guess.
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You made out under the dock.
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We stayed out till 10 o 'clock.
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Okay, that's it. All done.
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Look, Berg, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I
ruined your shindig. I don't know what's
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wrong with me.
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It's this simple, okay? You just come
off this major relationship, and now
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you're looking for another relationship
to fill the void. All right.
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But you can't just jump from one right
into another.
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You need a girl to get you back in the
swing.
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A short -term relationship with no
future.
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Berg's right.
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What you need is a nice rebound girl.
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Okay, all right, but how do you go out
with someone knowing it's not going to
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anywhere?
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Bert?
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Well, that's something that comes with
practice.
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Okay, fine.
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Where do I find this rebound girl?
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I don't know.
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Sharon, where do guys meet you?
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Where's the ladle?
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Not the ladle.
The next time I use this, you're going
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to have to have it surgically removed.
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That's it.
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That's perfect.
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It's really not, Bert. See, even...
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After they sew you up, it's still a week
before you can walk.
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Thank you.
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No, no, no, no, no. I met the perfect
rebound girl for Pete.
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Where? In med school.
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Come on, Berg, I'm fine.
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No, no, no, no. Trust me, okay? This is
perfect. She's smart, she's beautiful,
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and I'm telling you up front, she's only
in town for a few weeks.
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That sounds ideal.
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Oh, it is ideal.
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My brain is so big that it hurts my neck
lugging it around.
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So she's not a med student.
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She's not a doctor.
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She's not a nurse.
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What is she?
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Sick.
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You set me up with a patient?
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It's nothing.
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She's just having her lungs rotated.
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Come on.
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She's recuperating from some minor
respiratory thing. You'll love her.
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Wait a minute.
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Does she wheeze?
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Pete. She's a great girl.
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I don't know anything about her. What's
to know?
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She enjoys rock climbing, has two dogs,
and loves Italian opera.
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Look, I appreciate everything you're
doing, but I'm just not ready.
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If you're not ready now, when will you
be ready, Pete?
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It's been two months. You've come this
far, just meet her.
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Bert! Lauren?
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This is the guy I've been telling you
about.
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Pete Dunville, Lauren Henderson, Lauren
Henderson, Pete Dunville.
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Lauren and Pete.
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Michael Bergen.
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Why leave myself out?
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When?
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I might as well just let myself out.
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Okay.
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Take him every four hours and call me in
the morning.
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Buongiorno.
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How you doing, Pete?
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All of a sudden, much better.
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Same here.
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Oh, have a seat.
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Grazie.
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Berg, so he told you I like Italian
opera.
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La roba lavata dal nostro vicino e
caduta.
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That is so beautiful. What does that
mean?
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It means our neighbor's laundry has
fallen.
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Whoa!
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Big brain.
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Bill, Mr. Bauer still doesn't like the
pizza.
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Hey, Bauer.
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What's wrong with my pizza?
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Bill, I'm afraid grease is the word.
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Man, grown -ups just do not get me.
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So, what can I get you two lovebirds?
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Nothing, Pete. We're fine.
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Sorry.
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He recently met a girl he really liked,
so... I guess that makes two of us.
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Excellent answer.
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How we doing, folks?
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Today, we have a beautiful spring
calzone with seasonal peppers and three
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of cheese.
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But that's not all.
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Bill has also prepared his famous
chicken sausage pizza. It's the talk of
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sausage community.
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Take all the time you need.
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What the hell is a spring calzone?
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It's a calzone.
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It's springtime.
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I miss the old Pete, the sad Pete.
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Now, he was funny.
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I haven't had a good laugh in... Exactly
ten days.
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Ten glorious, romantic days, all thanks
to this guy. Everyone, let's give it up
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for my pal, Berg.
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Woo -hoo!
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All right, sunshine.
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Get over there and chop some onions
until you at least look sad.
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We've got to talk.
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Berg, Hank.
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Hank, my obtrusive friend, Berg.
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How you doing?
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So, you're a marine biologist? Yeah,
right. And she works for a chemical
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company. She kills algae for a living.
There's no future here, Hank.
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Oh, God.
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Would you excuse us for just a minute?
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Yeah, sure.
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major that you are willing to risk the
ladle.
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Pete's rebound girl's gonna die.
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What? I misread the chart.
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You set him up with a dying girl?
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We can't sit on this.
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How are you going to tell him?
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No way.
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You got him into this, you tell him.
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It wasn't my fault.
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She was supposed to be a rebound girl.
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I wasn't supposed to fall in love with
her.
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Do you want to hear the truth or do you
want to hear what you want to hear?
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What I want to hear.
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I told him about the rebound thing,
therefore none of this is your fault.
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could you not have told him? I mean,
you'd think this would be the type of
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that you'd tell someone.
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What do you think?
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You must know.
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And Mr.
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Green, he's so serene, he's got a TV in
every room.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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What's the rule on how long you can date
a rebound girl?
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The book says anywhere from one week to
a month and a half.
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Okay, this could work.
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You know, it's almost been two weeks. I
just got to get him to break up with her
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before he finds out.
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Yeah, because that's going to be easy.
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Hank,
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I really had fun. Yeah, so did I.
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Just when you think you're never going
to meet somebody. I know. Tell me about
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it. I'm coming off a six -year
relationship.
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Yeah, I guess you are.
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Well, beats renting videos.
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A few weeks ago, you were moping around,
Melissa this, Melissa that, Melissa,
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Melissa, Melissa.
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Now look at you.
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Yeah, and I owe it all to you.
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Lawrence.
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I mean, you know how, like, I'm always
like, this girl's great, but she's not
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the one, she's not the one. Of course
she's not the one.
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No, that's just it.
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Lauren might be the one.
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And that's exactly why you have to break
up with her.
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No way.
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Pete, come on. You know, these rules
have been clearly established. If
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the one, then you're wasting her as your
rebound girl, thereby completely taking
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her out of contention to be the one.
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So according to you, I need to break up
with Lauren to find a girl I don't like.
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So I can get back with Lauren, who I'm
already with. Now you got it.
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Now I don't.
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Pete, there's something I gotta tell
you.
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Lauren what?
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Lauren is... Lauren's what?
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Not recuperating.
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What are you talking about?
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This is a repertory thing.
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Pete, I was wrong.
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I misread the chart.
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I don't think that she has that long to
live.
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Oh, Bert, if you're screwing around with
me... I wouldn't.
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You set me up with a dying woman? I
didn't know. I didn't know.
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How hard is it to read a chart? The
writing is so small.
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Where are you going?
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Ice skating.
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Where do you think I'm going? I'm going
to talk to her.
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But it's past visiting hours. They're
not going to let you in.
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They will if I'm with you.
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She's probably downstairs having tests.
Every day they drag her downstairs for
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some more tests.
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Excuse me. We're here to see Lauren
Henderson.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but she's gone.
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What do you mean she's gone? I'm sorry.
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Would be me.
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You mean you're not going to die?
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Sorry. No, no, I mean, that's great. I
just had this little respiratory thing.
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They released me. I left you a message
on your home machine.
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Pete, do you realize what this means?
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I read the chart right on my first try.
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I thought I was going to lose you.
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You know, on my way over here, I
realized how short life is.
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You know, how little time we have.
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Look, in three weeks, my semester's
over.
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Let's go see Pavarotti.
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Let's go to Italy.
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Let's go see Pavarotti in Italy.
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First, you might want to see him in,
yes, Georgia.
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Gee, Pete.
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I'm going home to Colorado.
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Colorado?
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Colorado so far?
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Not? If you're in Denver.
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Pete, you can come and visit.
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I don't want to just come and visit.
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Look, Lauren, once you've had a near
-death experience, I mean, your whole
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outlook should change.
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Pete, I didn't have a near -death
experience.
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Okay, but, I mean, we did have.
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Didn't that mean anything to you?
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No, it was great.
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It was wonderful.
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But that wasn't what this was all about.
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I was just coming out of a long -term
relationship, and so were you.
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Your life is here in Boston, and my life
is in Colorado.
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That's why Berg said we'd be perfect
together.
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You know what they should do?
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Make bigger charts. That way, you could
write bigger.
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My chariot awaits.
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We'll keep in touch.
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Sure.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to the psychiatric ward.
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Find out why I'm friends with you.
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There you are. We were worried about you
today.
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I just needed a little time.
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Well, by chance in that time, did you
manage to find the bright side?
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Because we just couldn't.
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No, I'm still working on it.
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I do want to thank you, though. Oh.
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No, not at all.
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For introducing me to a woman who broke
my heart twice in eight minutes.
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While I was mourning her passing, she
popped out of the john to dump me.
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But through all this, you haven't even
thought about Melissa.
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That'll give you all part of my master
plan.
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You are just a big, long problem.
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Let's say we go grab a drink, sure?
Okay, do it. I'll tell you this, I am
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definitely ready to start dating again.
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Oh, my... No relationship could possibly
end worse than this one. I love a
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challenge.
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Another pleasant valley Sunday Charcoal
burning everywhere
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See Mrs. Gray, she's proud today Because
the roses are in
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bloom See Mr. Green, he's so serene He's
got a TV
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