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I will rip off your arm and beat you
unconscious with it.
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We got a choice this month.
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We either lose to the Macs or we sell
our plasma.
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Have no fear.
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I got it covered. Oh, no more medical
experiment.
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Just remember my eyedrop experiment paid
for that couch.
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What color would you say that couch is?
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I don't know.
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Blue.
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It's just product testing.
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Marathon personal trainers.
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You'll never run alone.
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All I have to do is wear these for 26
miles and record my experience.
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10 .38 a .m. They are comfortable with
firm support.
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Congratulations and welcome to your
marathon personal trainers.
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Oh, Pete, can I keep them? I swear I'll
take care of them.
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Oh, Lord, give me strength.
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Stop putting your sweaty shirts in my
laundry.
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It's one shirt.
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With the stink of six.
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And if you're through with my travel
mug?
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Actually... Slow down. You still have 25
.7 miles to go.
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Are your shoes talking?
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Got your attention, did they?
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10 .40.
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Babe's digging.
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Berg,
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do you notice anything different about
our Sharon?
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No, nothing.
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Except that somebody gift -wrapped her
neck.
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It's a scarf.
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Ted gave me this scarf.
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I think it's cute.
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Ted? Ted?
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Berg, she has a Ted.
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Yes, Ted. His name's Ted.
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Just not used to them having names.
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Well, he's got one, and it's Ted, and I
gotta get to work.
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Work? Or is Ted whisking you away to
Scarf Warehouse? For help of Scarves.
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Scarf Depot.
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Jiffy Scarves.
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You two have fun.
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All right, we'll see you tonight, right?
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Oh, you know, I have plans.
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It's Thursday. You can't have plans.
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It's your night to come down to the
pizza place and watch us work.
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Sorry. It's unlimited topping night.
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Guys, if it's okay with you, I'm trying
to have a life.
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Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
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I'll stay.
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Did you slip my shirt back in the back?
Yeah, and my boxers. Excellent.
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And if you guys need anything else, just
call for me. My name's Hay.
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You're darn good looking.
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Ten miles. Keep it up, champ.
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Keep those sneakers quiet or I'm going
to tear their tongues out.
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Just lower the volume.
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447.
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Feeder happy?
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Bill's ticked.
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How was the Celtic game last night?
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Ah, well, Sharon canceled on me, so I
had to tick Melissa.
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Oh, what a shame. Having to go out with
your own girlfriend.
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Bill, I love Melissa, just not at a
Celtic game, you know? I mean, every
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they miss a shot, she says, it's gonna
be okay, sweetie.
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What does Sharon do?
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Ah, well, Sharon screams, hey, you make
seven million a year!
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And the other day she was supposed to
come with me on that bus tour of
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Boston. Where the guy's dressed up like
a Minuteman? Yeah, we sit in the upper
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deck, and when the guy says, this is
where Paul Revere took his midnight
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we both yell, yeah, on your mom.
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Exercise in the First Amendment.
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When I do that bit with Sharon, people
laugh.
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But when I did it alone, they said,
honey, move away from that man.
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Sharon, come and watch us work.
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So, you couldn't stay away, could you?
Well, you're just in time. I was just
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about to stuff a pepper.
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I didn't come here to watch you guys
work. I came here to pick up a pizza.
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Hey, Bill, is that order for Ted ready?
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Ted? One large pie, eggplant, mushrooms,
and green peppers.
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Yuck. My God.
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See, first he's got you wearing scarves,
then he's got you eating vegetables.
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Next thing you know, it's, come on,
Sharon, let's smoke some crack.
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What's in the bag?
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Videos. What kind of videos?
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None of your business videos.
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Bert, come on, give it back.
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Bert, that's... Sleepless in Seattle?
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When Harry met Sally?
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These are all Meg Ryan movies.
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You hate Meg Ryan. I know.
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But Ted thinks I look like her.
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What is this guy doing to her? That is
not our Sharon. You're more right than
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you know.
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Have you noticed people have been acting
strangely, oddly, almost as if they're
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not really themselves? Oh, sure, they
look the same, but inside... Why do you
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always have to talk to me?
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Pod people.
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Feed this delivery.
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Yes, Pete, hurry.
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Bill needs you. He'll be right there.
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Bill.
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hot water. You were supposed to mail the
bill.
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Sharon hasn't been around in a week, so
I couldn't score stamps.
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I'll give you the name of her
connection.
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The post office.
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Remember to breathe.
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Okay, I'm going to start hating those
now.
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Leave them alone.
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All they said was breathe.
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You had it in for my shoes the moment
you met him.
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You never even gave him a chance.
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You just assume because they're shoes
you can't be friends with them.
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I'd rather be friends with them than
with you.
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That wasn't nice.
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Right, look, I'm not mad at you. I'm mad
at Sharon.
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I mean, she's completely thrown off the
balance of our... delicate ecosystem.
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Plus, we have to watch small TV.
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We can't go on living like this.
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I say we march up to her apartment and
set things straight. We take back our
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laundry. Borrow some stamps. Grab a
quick shower. And let her apologize.
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Nothing can stop you. You're a winner.
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Hey, 40.
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Firm art support and emotional support.
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Honey, we're home.
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Sharon!
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Sharon, there's something wrong with
your door.
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Excuse me.
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Can I help you guys?
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We're looking for Sharon. Shh.
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She's still asleep.
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I'm Ted, and you are... We're Pete and
Berg.
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We live downstairs.
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We all went to school together. We're
her best friends.
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Oh, really?
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Well... nice to meet you, Pete.
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Uh, Bert.
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I'll tell Sharon to stop by.
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You know what? What, Bert?
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I say we start hitting him now.
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Ooh, look at me.
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I'm dead.
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might wake up Sharon.
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What is the deal with him?
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I don't know, but we don't get to see
our Sharon because of batter boy.
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I don't think so.
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We need to extricate him from her life
and ours. And that.
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You know, Turner and Hooch were talking
earlier.
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I said something very intriguing.
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Don't quote your shoes.
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Stay close to the leader or the race is
lost.
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What do you think they meant by that?
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I don't know.
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I'm gonna go take him for a walk in the
park, try to get it out of him.
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Okay, kids, look what I got.
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Homemade Play -Doh. Ooh, now what do we
say?
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Thank you!
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Good.
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Ew!
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Hey, Rachel, someday when you grow up
and you meet someone you really like,
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won't think kissing is so easy.
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the guy who's never heard of me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. He's heard of you.
You're, um, Bert.
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I'm sorry, but when you're first
starting to date a guy, you don't lead
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with, hey, my best friends are two good
-looking guys who live downstairs.
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Give us a sec.
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Okay,
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the good -looking thing, valiant try,
but it doesn't get you off the hook. No
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way.
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Oh, sure.
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I'll be right back.
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What's up? Okay.
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When you first started to date Pete, did
he tell you about me?
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Absolutely. See?
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Really? Yeah. I remember the first night
Pete and I made love. You screamed,
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knock it off down there, Peter. I'll
shoot your whore.
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Made me curious about you.
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Oh. So they're curious about Ted.
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Look, all I know is the three of you
together can be kind of intimidating.
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I mean, it's a tough club to get into,
you know?
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Plus, there's a two -drink minimum.
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No, no, no. Rachel, we bite our food,
not our friends.
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You're right.
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We're not being fair. We should get to
know him.
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Great. I am free every night this week,
but tonight... Tonight it is.
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I want to be there.
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We'll be fine without you.
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It'll be just us guys.
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Guys night out.
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I'm a guy.
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You lost your guy rights when you put on
the scarf.
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Okay, fine.
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But behave.
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Well, just be ourselves.
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Please don't. I really like this guy.
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Fine. Seven o 'clock Mahoney's. Fine.
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Keep your eyes wide open.
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Show no interest or excitement.
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Don't trust anyone.
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Hey, how you kids doing?
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Just fine.
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7 .02, we meet Ted.
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7 .03, we liquor him up and troll his
soul for deep, dark secrets.
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Then we tell Sharon what a louse he is.
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5 .10, 45, we're back in front of her
big screen TV where we so rightfully
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belong. For Sharon.
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For Sharon.
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Does this make us selfish?
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Not at all.
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Look, Sharon's not acting like herself,
right? And any guy who forces her not to
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be her...
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Ought not to be with her.
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Sold.
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Hey, Pete.
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Berg.
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Gosh, I'm sorry I'm late. I got held up
at the gym. That's okay. Gotta work on
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those pancakes.
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Well, actually, I'm in this Big Brother
program, and their basketball game went
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into overtime.
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I couldn't just walk out on Bobby.
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Not after his mother and father did.
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Who wants a drink?
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The usual. This round's on me. The
usual, of course, being martinis.
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Extra. Boy, they saw you coming, huh?
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And a club soda.
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Club soda?
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Sorry, fellas, I've got an early
deposition in the morning.
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Come on, I got a class.
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Well, that's a really important case.
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Blow it up.
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Sharon warned me about you guys.
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So you're a lawyer? Yep.
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Man, that must be tough. You know,
capitalizing off other people's
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No, no, no, no. I'm an environmental
law.
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That's where I met Sharon.
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See, my firm was fighting her chemical
company.
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There I was, making a passionate plea to
the jury about all the trumpet swans
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that were killed.
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I pointed accusingly at the defense
table, and there she was.
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He, uh, defends swans.
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There you go, Thurston.
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Lovey.
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Did you feel that heat?
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Oh, man.
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She was all over you.
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You think?
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Definitely. Couldn't be more obvious.
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Ever since I met Sharon, I just don't
pick up on that stuff.
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Oh!
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It's okay. It's okay. Just club soda.
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A little red wine as you get this right
out.
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Be right back.
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Okay.
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Trumpet swans, big brothers.
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Anyone with a yard this nice has to have
something buried underneath.
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You're absolutely right.
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No one's this perfect.
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We'll find out what's wrong with them.
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For sure.
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For sure.
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All right, Burt, stop fooling around.
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Yeah, right. Ha, ha, ha.
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You're faking it.
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Burt, are you faking it?
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Show off.
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Pete, table three.
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All right, in a sec.
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Before it petrifies.
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Go along, Pete. You don't want to upset
Bill.
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Hey, Bill.
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What are we going to tell Sharon? She's
on her way over.
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What, you didn't like this guy?
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He was all right.
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He's responsible.
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He's generous.
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He's loyal.
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It's just completely wrong for us.
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Who cares about you? Is he good for
Sharon?
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I don't know. I mean, she's been acting
really weird ever since she's been with
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him. Yeah, but she's not our Sharon
anymore.
280
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She looks different. She acts different.
She's happy.
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Why are you looking at...
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fall asleep.
283
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,770
You know, Ferg, let's face it.
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I never thought I'd say this, but Mr.
Bauer makes sense.
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Not that we're pods.
286
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,630
But, you know, about Sharon being happy,
I mean, Ted is perfect for her.
287
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:26,490
I mean, I always knew someday we'd lose
Sharon. I just didn't think it'd be this
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soon.
289
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,250
We're gonna have to be... No, no, don't
say it.
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Mature. Oh, there you see.
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All right.
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Here they come. Let's not screw this up
for them. All right.
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For Sharon. For Sharon.
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Hey, look who's here.
295
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Jack. Hey, guys.
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Good to see you. You should see this guy
and clog a windpipe.
297
00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:50,190
I heard.
298
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,850
What are you doing? Drinking martinis?
299
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,590
Hey, hey. Can we get you guys something
to eat?
300
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:57,890
Bill.
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00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,920
Not just snap at me.
302
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,640
No, actually, we're on our way to
Vermont.
303
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,480
Yeah, Ted surprised me.
304
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:14,300
Ted. Would you guys water my plants? I
am so watering your plants.
305
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:15,980
Thank you.
306
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,620
Well, we should get going.
307
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,840
Okay, bye.
308
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,040
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
309
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,140
Before you go, Ted, I got to tell you
something.
310
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,440
This is one great girl.
311
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:33,630
No. And you two make such a great
couple.
312
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,290
Listen to this man.
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Thanks, guys.
314
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:38,250
No. And you two.
315
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:43,090
We have a real feeling. Yeah.
316
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:48,910
And she is going to make a great mom.
317
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:57,360
Peace. Come on, Sharon, you feed us, you
keep our heat on, you tuck us in at
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night. Just kidding, Ted.
319
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,080
And if your kids aren't blonde,
somebody's cheating.
320
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240
I kid, too.
321
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,180
Okay, bye, you guys. Get out of here,
you two. Drive safe.
322
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,840
We'll go out when you get back. Going.
Ted?
323
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,840
Next time, Drake's on Sharon.
324
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,260
You got it.
325
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,260
Tell you, Bert.
326
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,090
We are such good guys.
327
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,530
I am so proud of us.
328
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,590
Look at us.
329
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:33,230
Look. Fridge is stocked. Clothes are
clean. And Tuesday, the gas comes back
330
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,890
Because I got stamped.
331
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:40,710
Legends of the rodeo. A 32 -cent salute
to a bygone era.
332
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:43,270
What's wrong with you?
333
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,930
Shaq? What happened? What are you doing
back there?
334
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:50,550
my keys and I'm going to bed.
335
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:51,629
What's wrong?
336
00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:52,429
Where's Ted?
337
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,430
At home.
338
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,070
Thanks to the fathers of the bride.
339
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,950
What are you talking about? We were on
our best behavior.
340
00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:04,210
Yeah? Well, after you guys gave me away
at the pizza place, we got on the road
341
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:08,290
and he just starts talking to me about
flying to North Carolina to meet his
342
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,710
parents. I mean, talking churches, good
school districts.
343
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,250
I mean, I thought he was going to pull
over and register a crate and barrel.
344
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,810
and you guys had to go turn him into a
husband.
345
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,390
We were being mature.
346
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:24,590
Well, I'm not ready to be mature.
347
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:28,870
I'm not done being friends with you guys
yet.
348
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:33,550
Isn't that what you wanted? I mean, the
house, the kids, and... Yeah,
349
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,910
eventually, but not now.
350
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:37,810
So it's over?
351
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:39,910
Yeah.
352
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:45,450
You know, I finally find a guy I really
like, and he overcommits.
353
00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:48,650
Wait a second.
354
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,210
Juice? Eggs? You guys have food.
355
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:54,290
Wow.
356
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,770
I'm impressed.
357
00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:57,970
And we're getting the gas back on.
358
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,790
Oh, hey, you guys want to go up and
watch big screen TV?
359
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:03,550
One second.
360
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,850
Yeah, but you got to lose the scarf.
361
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,330
You know what?
362
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,470
We're going to hold on to this for you.
363
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,820
You may want it again down the road.
364
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,840
26 miles.
365
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,180
You're a winner.
366
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,520
I'm a winner.
367
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,400
Don't you have something you want to say
to them?
368
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160
Sorry, guys.
369
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,020
Come on in.
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