All language subtitles for Welcome Back Kotter s04e12 A Little Fright Music

Revive those smelling salts.

To revive, hold two to three inches on
the victim's nostrils.

Oh, what a smell.

Thanks a lot, Vinnie. I never promised
your rules, God.

I'm so glad you guys are here. I need
your help desperately. Sally's coming

in a minute.

You need our help with a girl?

What's the matter, Vinnie?

Losing your suction?

Hey, come on, guys. Quiet down. Looks
like our friend here is having trouble

with his little filly, and gentlemen, we
should extend him every courtesy.

Come on, hound dog. Spill the grits.

You know, I really like the way you
talk. You know.

It's just like watching a rerun of Hee
Haw.

I think this girl Sally's getting a
little too serious with me.

Last week I caught her spelling my name
in cotton balls.

That's why I got to break up with her.

But you know, I know exactly what
building up with a girl does. You know,

they break up with me, I'm going to ruin
her life.

You know, at least spoil their whole
weekend.

No, I ain't kidding. The last time I
broke up with a girl, she jumped in the

holler river.

Oh, come on, Vincent. I saw that girl
jump.

Believe me, very few suicides wear a
bathing cap.

All right, come on, Vinnie. I broke up
with a girl once, but she got over it.

Eventually, she replaced me.

Oh, with what?

A sting -eye dog?

All right, now listen, guys.

Now, look, if Vinnie thinks this is
going to be devastating to the young

well, maybe he's right.

How can we be of help?

I figure you guys being around, you
know, it would be easy to blow.

There's going to be tears all over the
place. That's why I got these tissues.

Now, look, Korshak, if she starts to
cry, you take care of her, right? It's

in the flick of the wrist. All in the
flick of the wrist. All in the wrist. I

ain't got no more.

A young girl's tears.

This is heartbreaking.

Yeah, yeah, Vinnie, this whole scene is
very, very heartbreaking to me. Is there

anything I can do for you, little buddy?

You cannot get clear of Salmon's shirt.

The worst part of this is she's going to
faint, right? So you be that a ketchup

ball. Oh, have no fear, Vinnie. I will
cradle her gently in my arms. Good.

Now, look, you take the smelling salts.

Wow, I see they found a way of bottling
Epstein's locker.

No, no, that's to revive her. And look,
when she faints, just stick it under her

nostrils, two to three inches.

And Epstein, you guard the window, okay?
And don't let it jump, whatever you do.

Ten -four.

I just want you to know, no matter what
happens, that your concern for Sally's

well -being is mighty chivalrous.

Yeah, when babies were given chivalry in
heaven, I got an extra scoop.

You got an extra shovel or shivel?

Hi, Vinnie.

Oh, I didn't know you had company.

Do you think we could be alone for a
minute?

Did you hear that?

Do you think we can be alone for a
minute?

No.

My friends are always with me when I'm
alone.

this, Sally.

But do you like to go down to the docks?
Look, Vinny, I have to tell you. I like

to go down to the docks. And you know
why? Because I like to see the ships go

all over the world, right?

Now, why don't you think of yourself as
sort of like a port, right? And I'm a

ship. And I'm going to go from port to
port to port to port to port, okay?

No.

I'm just trying to set the mood.

Look, Vinny, we have to talk.

I'm afraid, sweetheart, that this is
probably going to hurt me a little more

than it hurts you. Yeah, I know that,
and that's why I'm sorry, Vinnie.

See... Oh, just a second, Vinnie.

I'll be right down, baby cakes.

Baby cakes.

That must be her mother's name.

We're just gonna have to stop seeing
each other. See, you were getting too

serious. And I knew that when I saw you
spelling out my name in those cotton

balls.

And besides, Vinnie, I met somebody
else.

Well, I'll be seeing you around, though,
okay?

Welcome back.

Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.

Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.

But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here

where we need ya.

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.

It's a good thing I stopped it from
jumping, huh?

Right out of Vinny's window into the
front seat of Baby Cake's padlock.

Hey, yo.

Hey, Juan.

You can get down from the window now,
now that the big crisis is over.

Hey, Vinny, Vinny. Pushing all jokes
aside.

getting dumped by a pretty girl that's
got a nice personality, a gorgeous

a terrific smile.

I mean, come on, man. It ain't the worst
thing in the world. It ain't? No, but

it is in the top five.

I gotta go.

Yeah, yeah, guys, come on. I think we
can get going now. Now that the big

is over.

I mean, Benny, you've had a big day,
huh?

Isn't this the first time a port ever
sailed away from a ship?

Speaking for all of us, welcome to dry
dock.

It's on the wrist.

Hey, Vinnie, what happened to the old
zippity -doo?

You know, a zippity -dump now.

Come on, Vinnie, when you were a little
boy and you fell off your bicycle, what

did you do?

Well, I got Mercuricone.

My mother, she'd take a little glass
thick and she would put it on her.

Vinnie, sometimes she'd kiss the boo
-boo.

Man, that lady, what a saint.

Too bad I ain't gonna be able to give
her no grandchildren.

Vinny, I think we've lost the point.

See, you didn't give up riding your
bicycle. You got right back on and you

again. Uh -uh. No.

No? No.

By the time I get downstairs, they took
the wheels.

They even took the little bell I had.

All right, forget the bike. Forget the
bike. What you got to do is think dates.

Dates. Now, where's your little black
book?

You ain't seen my black book? No.

It's in my safe. I'll show you.

All

right.

What do you want? Volume one, two, or
three?

It doesn't matter. Volume one.

Yellow pages or white pages? Just get
the book.

Here you go.

All right.

Okay, now listen. Come on. We're going
to go find a phone. One or two phone

calls, you're going to have women up to
your ears.

Yeah, but no taller than that, huh?

I don't understand how that can happen.

Oh, Bo, I don't even think it's them. I
think it's me. I lost my power over

women. Oh, Vinnie.

time sometimes in the middle of the
night now vinnie just because a few

are are busy for the next few weeks it
doesn't mean that much what about about

jenny uh rooney vinnie she said she's
getting married saturday yeah but i

her out on friday that's just a
coincidence

no but i'm telling you

Look at this. Look at this. I got a gray
hair here.

Vinnie, what's one gray hair?

That means that there's a whole lot of
other gray hairs all scrunched up in my

head waiting to pop out.

Ah, Vinnie, you're crazy. There's
nothing inside your head.

Tell me the truth, Bo.

My body, it's gone, huh?

I should have known the end was near the
day my skin cleared up.

Come on, Vinnie, get a grip on yourself.

You're just going through a dry spell,
that's all.

Dry spell? There ain't no dry spell. I
lost it, Bo.

I lost my power of women. I lost my
magic.

Vinnie, it's not that bad.

I'm so depressed.

Julie, would you take a note to the
principal of Fillmore High School?

We regret the unfortunate incident after
last Friday's football game, and I

assure you that every effort is being
made to find your coach.

from Vinnie. He hasn't been to school in
three days.

No, I haven't heard from him, Arnold,
but I know that he hasn't shown up at

either because the hospital called here.
Oh, that girl. That girl.

That cruel, crazy, impetuous girl.

He was her man, but she done him wrong.

Yeah, yeah, the girl ruined his life.
She went and ripped out his heart.

Yeah, now he ain't got nothing to hold
when they played a national anthem.

he's upset.

Well, another contender bites the dust.

It isn't everyone who keeps his allure,
his oomph, his rugged magnetism the way

I have.

Where do you keep it? In your sock
drawer?

all you guys are exaggerating. Just give
Vinnie a few days. He'll get over it. I

wouldn't count on that.

You see, there are three things you
don't get over in a hurry.

Losing a woman, eating bad possum, or
eating good possum.

I'm so very happy to meet you.

Come on in if you want.

Can I get you something?

I made some delicious bread pudding.

Come on.

I want to hear something funny.

I thought you guys were the Salvation
Army.

get my love seat.

They said they'd be glad to get it back.

So I said, okay, fine.

I can't believe Vinnie's bombed. It's a
sad day in Brooklyn, huh?

Hey, come on, Vinnie, you gotta pull
yourself together.

I'm going to cheer you right up. Come
on. You boys are nice.

You're so nice.

Hi,

Vinny!

Hi, sweetheart.

You look like you're thirsty.

We gotta handle him very, very
carefully. The guy's in very delicate

We should just handle him like we got on
kid gloves.

Come over here, you!

Come here!

Now, look.

Look, I want you to stop feeling sorry
for yourself.

I want you to get out. I want you to go
out and have a good time. Come on, go

out and meet some girls.

I can't go out without my magic wand.

Magic wand?

Come on, Vinnie. Come on, you gotta pull
yourself together.

Hey, hey.

You still have your magic, and you can
go out in public.

Arnold's allowed out in public.

And he was born without magic.

Perhaps you should stay inside with me.

Hey, Vinnie.

Now look, either you get dressed, or
we're going to do it for you.

No! Victor, a law against disrobing a
minor, you're not going to...

Hey,

buddy, you can't get drunk on this
stuff. No? No.

There's girls in here. Come on, Vinnie.
Of course there's girls in here. It is

an equal opportunity clip joint.

It's hard to believe this is the same
guy who used to spend all his spare time

on double dates.

Oh, I know.

Hey, Vinnie.

You order what you want, man. The
drinks, they on us. So shoot for the

You can have anything up to 35 cents,
including tip.

I'll have a warm cocoa, thank you.

We're only trying to cheer you up.
That's right.

Yeah, you know how you could cheer me
up? How?

Let me go home. Come on. Sit down.

Sure, go on home.

Watch the mold grow in your dimple.

Hey, Vinnie, how are you?

Long time no see, Vinnie. Where you been
hiding yourself?

I ain't been hiding.

Hey, watch it.

I don't get no chocolate chips in my
hair.

matters worse by chasing ladies away.

What's the matter with you?

You don't think I knew that you guys set
that up? I don't need your pity.

Hey, Vinnie, nobody set that up.

Look, I'm not blind. I know my magic is
gone.

You know, these guys are just making it
worse.

Oh, Vinnie, I'm glad you're here.

Well, that makes one of us.

Have you got a minute?

No. I'm too busy going from party to
party to party.

No, Vinnie, I'd really like to talk to
you.

Yeah, well, I don't want to talk to you,
baby.

Now, Vinnie, maybe you should listen to
what little Sally has to say.

I heard what she has to say.

A bread down, baby cakes.

Hey, Vinnie, why don't you come on down
here, little buddy, so you and I can

have a couple of syllables.

You know something, Vinnie?

When you and I got problems, we listen
to each other, right?

Yeah. We sit down, we talk it out.

So why don't you talk it out with this
girl?

Because if you don't, it's just going to
keep on bothering you and bothering

you.

You like it, don't you?

Yeah.

So it ain't going to cost nothing to
talk it out.

Now go on, scram.

Look.

I'm going to talk to you only because my
good friend here, Epstein, wants me to

talk to you.

So, uh, make it fast.

Because we don't want baby cakes to wear
out his horn.

Look, Vinnie, what I did was wrong, and
the way I did it was rotten, and I'm

sorry. It don't matter. Well, it matters
to me.

And you matter to me.

Vinnie, you've always been honest and
open, and you always made me feel like I

was important.

Well, I don't know how to describe it.

Magic.

Anyway, I'd like to see you again if you
want to see me.

Well, uh, Miss Sweetheart Baby Cake,
remember the night you came over to talk

me and I was going to tell you
something?

Yeah, what was it?

Well, true. It's over.

Good.

Now we're even.

Come on, I'll treat you to something.

All right, how much money you got to
spend?

Welcome back.

Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.

Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.

But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya?

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where

we need ya.

We tease him a lot because we got him on
the spot. Welcome back.

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.

We always could spot a friend.

Welcome back.

And I smile when I think how you must
have been.