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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,900 Honey, ever tell you about my uncle Bart? 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,040 Bart Cotter? 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:10,440 Yes, Bart Cotter, the famous prospector. Okay. One time he was prospecting for 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:14,200 gold with his friend Jesus, and his friend Jesus gets bitten by a 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,700 right on the foot. The foot? 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,580 Yes. So he says, Bart. 7 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:24,060 You got to help me. I got bitten by a rattlesnake right on my foot. Go get a 8 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,300 doctor. Quick, do something. 9 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:26,580 What did Bart do? 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,340 Bart rides into town to get a doctor. The doctor said, I can't go now. I got 11 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:31,540 deliver a baby this afternoon. 12 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,000 I'll tell you what you do, though. You got to cut open the wound, and you got 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,200 suck out all the poison. 14 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:38,000 Otherwise, your friend is going to die. 15 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:39,620 My, my. 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:44,140 So Uncle Bart rides back there, and Jesus is there, and he says, Hey, Bart, 17 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:47,380 you see the doctor? What are we going to do about the rattlesnake bite on my 18 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,480 foot? What did the doctor say? 19 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,000 The board says, doctor said you're gonna die. 20 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:04,459 Welcome back. 21 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:08,640 Your dreams were your ticket out. 22 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:15,580 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 23 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:22,590 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around, but those dreams have 24 00:01:22,590 --> 00:01:24,650 remained and they've turned around. 25 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,730 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? 26 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:33,290 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back here where we need ya. Back here where 27 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:37,950 we need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot, cause we got him on the spot. 28 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:39,290 Welcome back. 29 00:01:40,130 --> 00:01:41,250 Welcome back. 30 00:01:57,690 --> 00:02:00,290 Ready? Freddy is ready also. Okay. Okay, here we go. 31 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:01,730 Sha -da -da -da. 32 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:05,250 Dig, dig, dig. Hold it, hold it. This is the part where I'm supposed to sing 33 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,090 dig, dig, dig all by myself. No, it ain't, because you ain't been doing the 34 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:09,190 digs right. You dig? 35 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:10,889 It doesn't sound like much to me. 36 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,910 What are you talking about? What do you think this is all about? 37 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:16,570 It's not the digs. It just lays there. It's got to set in the groove. Be half. 38 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:17,810 Hubba, hubba. 39 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,030 Floy, floy. 40 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:22,510 Floy, floy. 41 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:26,690 Hey, Mr. Woodman, this is for the city semi -final talent competition. 42 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:28,630 Not for the over -30 crowd. 43 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:30,510 Well, 44 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:33,690 you guys better be good. The competition's in three hours. Well, 45 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:34,830 Mr. Woodman. 46 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:38,090 We'll grab them by the floy floys. 47 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:42,930 Ready is ready. Here we go. 48 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:46,790 Shout it out out. Dig, dig. Gabe, come on. We don't want to be late. 49 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,070 Honey? 50 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:56,450 Rachel went to sleep an hour ago, but Robin doesn't like the babysitter. 51 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:57,940 She says Esther's weird. 52 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,080 Esther's right in the other room. She's going to hear you. 53 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,220 Did you explain to Robin that Esther took care of you when you were a baby? 54 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,920 I know. That's what I told her. 55 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,160 But she says that's what's making her nervous. 56 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,780 Come on, honey. Give Robin back to Esther. We don't want to be late for the 57 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:16,780 talent contest. 58 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,440 Come on, Robin Bobbin. 59 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:19,780 Time to go to sleep. 60 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,960 Come on, let's go. 61 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,670 You know, I... I still cannot believe the Sweathogs made it to the semifinal. 62 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:31,870 Julie, how could they miss? It was so great in a bathing suit competition. 63 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:39,190 Besides, it's not the Sweathogs. Oh, how could I forget? Three do's and a don't. 64 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:40,690 Where did they ever come up with that name? 65 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:42,710 Vinnie's idea. 66 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,630 I think it was the answers he got from his girlfriends on Friday night. 67 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:47,329 Get it? 68 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,330 I got it. 69 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:51,610 Good. I'm going to give Esther some last -minute instructions. Be right back. 70 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:55,870 Honey. You have given her all the instructions she needs. You have told 71 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:59,370 make sure the door is double locked, to pull down the curtains, and you've made 72 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:02,730 her memorize the numbers of the fire department, the police, and the FBI. 73 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:07,990 Okay, but what if, just what if, a helicopter lands on a roof and a 74 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:11,370 armed Vulcans come over and take siege of this apartment, huh? What if that 75 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:14,810 happens? It could happen. You know, Vulcans are all over the place. I know 76 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:15,810 are. Let's go. 77 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:19,070 I don't care about you. I don't care about you. Watch out for the Vulcans, 78 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:20,089 Esther. 79 00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:33,590 What are the guys going on? 80 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:35,130 They're going after this guy. 81 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:36,910 Who's he? 82 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:41,250 Says here, number seven, Eugene Blowfish Bigelow. 83 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:45,890 He's a novelty act from Erasmus High School. 84 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:49,090 What's he doing? He's just standing there. 85 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,830 Oh, he's not. He's holding his breath. 86 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:54,430 Yeah. 87 00:04:55,570 --> 00:04:57,510 He's been doing it for 70 seconds. 88 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,990 He's going from white to red to blue. 89 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:08,390 You can find work as an inner tube 90 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:24,430 Featuring 91 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,430 Vinnie Bob Reno 92 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,420 like these snappy outfits. 93 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:43,680 They're 10 % polyester, 20 % glitter, 94 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:46,740 and 70 % rented. 95 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:51,740 All right, get your act together. This is the first chance Buchanan's had at 96 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:56,160 city championship since 54, when Crazy Delaney played three musical 97 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:57,460 Yes. 98 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:00,600 What's so difficult about that? 99 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,340 He never took them out. 100 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:14,630 gonna be the first person we brush off not me mr woodman when i buy my estate 101 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:16,170 you're gonna be my lawn 102 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:14,050 Thank you. Thank you very much. I really appreciate it. You're beautiful, 103 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:15,170 beautiful people. 104 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:16,290 Beautiful. 105 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:19,850 How come they're just sitting there? 106 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:24,410 They're supposed to applaud after the act. 107 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:25,670 Okay, 108 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:28,770 Mr. Piano Type Man person. 109 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:12,070 G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, 110 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:15,650 G, G, G, G, G, G, G. 111 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:23,290 Golly gee, no hope for me. When you start to turn those cheaters on. 112 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:30,130 Can't you see, no hope for me. I gotta put my neat old cheaters on. 113 00:09:32,590 --> 00:09:37,970 Cheaters, cheaters, where'd you get those cheaters? 114 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,500 They'll never win, Connor. 115 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,000 It's going to be blowfish bigelow all the way. 116 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:22,700 Yeah. 117 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,500 Maybe the news will snap him out of his coma. 118 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:34,000 Our judges have selected the winner who will go on to represent the city at the 119 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 statewide finals. 120 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:40,240 And the winner is... Three do's and a don'ts. 121 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:10,070 I'll take care of it. 122 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:16,170 Now, 123 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:18,890 looky here. 124 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,570 I don't care what the first offer is. We say no. 125 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:24,710 Well, all I know is I want to change my name. 126 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,170 Elton Horsham. 127 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:32,650 Oh, God, I got a better one than that. How about Arnold Blood, Sweat, and 128 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,750 You know what I want? One of them snakes like Alice Cooper got. 129 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:40,190 and keep the snakes. I'll take his goopies. 130 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,070 Hey, guys, it's on to the state finals. I'm really happy you won. 131 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:47,230 I got to go home. I got a babysitter that charges by the diaper. 132 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,830 Did you really think we was good? 133 00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:56,450 Hey, we won. Oh, look at this. The heartbreak starts already. 134 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:57,709 Hi, I'm Kathy. 135 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:58,710 I'm the winner from upstate. 136 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,670 Oh, I bet you're winning downstate, too. 137 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:06,410 against each other in the finals, but I just wanted to come backstage and wish 138 00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:07,710 you guys luck anyway. Thank you. 139 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:09,250 Hey, listen, 140 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:12,530 you better kiss me real quick because there's going to be a big line forming 141 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,530 back here. 142 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,970 Kiss you? We're barely at the handshaking stage. 143 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:18,410 Whoa! 144 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:19,630 Oh, Vincent. 145 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:23,810 A handshake instead of a kiss. 146 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,610 You're embarrassing me in front of my friends. 147 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,260 in between my petals. 148 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,520 Really? I am not interested in your petals. 149 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,340 As a matter of fact, I don't even want to shake your hand anymore. 150 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,920 Hey, guys, she likes to get right into the heavy stuff. 151 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:48,600 Heavy stuff? Man, I have never met anyone like you in my entire life. 152 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,880 Oh, well, thank you. People tell me that all the time. 153 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,800 And I never want to. Hey, pretty my man, I know you ain't never heard of one 154 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,980 like that before, did you, right? 155 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,880 Hey, you guys, come here. 156 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,980 Why don't you take your friend here and... 157 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,480 Put him in front of a mirror and watch him wear out his petal. 158 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:13,460 I cannot believe what I have just witnessed. 159 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:20,780 A little bee who has tasted of Vincent Barbarino's honey and dead. 160 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:28,460 That was nothing. You don't got to tell us it was nothing. 161 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,600 What's the matter with you, anyway? 162 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:58,240 You know, Vinnie, you just seem to treat girls like they're things, you know, 163 00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:01,680 like they're just objects that are automatically going to fall down and 164 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,680 your feet. 165 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,860 You've been talking to Dolores. 166 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,300 Forget her. She's got no class. 167 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,460 She's got no class, and who are you, the Duke of Windsor? 168 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:17,960 Oh, I can see you like the gentleman type, the kind that'll kiss your hands 169 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,520 hello and give you flowers, right? 170 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,790 You had something in your eye. I had to get it. 171 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:26,590 Yeah, your finger. 172 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,110 That is not how a gentleman acts. 173 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:34,750 You're telling me that I do not know how a gentleman acts? Yes, that's exactly 174 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,750 what I'm telling you. 175 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:39,250 Well, then, why don't you just show me how a gentleman acts? All right, I will. 176 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:40,289 Come here. 177 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,470 Come over here and sit down. 178 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,530 Maybe you can teach me something. Yeah. 179 00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:57,470 and congratulating me. 180 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,330 Well, Vinnie, you were so good, I had to. 181 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:10,150 Do you know something, Cassie? You are very pretty. 182 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:13,310 There's something so warm and feminine about you. 183 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:17,010 Oh, thank you. My mama, she always told me to be feminine. 184 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,970 Well, if she could see you now, she'd be very proud of her lovely daughter. 185 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:25,920 Oh, Vincent, let's stop. this craziness. 186 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:33,280 Vinnie, why don't you just stop the phone and ask me out for a date? 187 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,079 Ask you out? 188 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,080 Yeah. 189 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,980 You want to go out with a guy like me? 190 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,780 Well, you're such a gentleman and I am such a lady. 191 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,020 What do you say, Cassie? Want to see Brooklyn? 192 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:49,800 I could be your guide. 193 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,220 Well... 194 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,170 been out with anyone like me before. 195 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,050 Yeah, me either. 196 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,570 Listen, listen, wait. I forgot my purse. 197 00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:13,230 Here's your change, Mr. Gabe. 198 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,870 Teach. Thanks, Professor. 199 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,510 I had a wonderful evening, honey. 200 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,550 Thanks. You mean it's over? You're not gonna... 201 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,840 Invite me back to your place? 202 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,900 Only if you promise not to wake my babies. 203 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,820 Babies? 204 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,560 You have babies? 205 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,480 You probably have a husband, too, huh? 206 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:41,520 Honey, what's with you and, uh, Melody Mishkin? 207 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:46,880 Who's Melody Mishkin? And after what you did to that poor girl. 208 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,240 1962. Graffiti doesn't lie. 209 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,320 Julie, you cannot believe everything you read on the top of the table. 210 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,540 Come on. 211 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,940 I don't know. See ya. See ya later. 212 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,580 This is Cassie. Hi, Cassie. 213 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,560 So, you been having fun with Vinnie? Oh, yeah, we had a lot of fun. I took her 214 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,080 to all the hip places in Brooklyn. 215 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:38,580 Yeah, we went to the Fulton Fish Market, and he took me to the barber shop where 216 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,160 Clams Cassini got bumped off. 217 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:43,980 I let her sit in the chair and everything. 218 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,460 You know, and Clams went into that barber shop and said, take a little bit 219 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,460 the top. 220 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:04,929 It's been great, huh? 221 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,950 We've been rehearsing a lot. 222 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,530 Good. We've got some stiff competition. 223 00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:11,330 You know, there's a guy from Syracuse that pulls hats out of a rabbit. 224 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:18,130 We better go. We've got to be in by 11. My father is very strict. 225 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,150 You living with your father now? 226 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:25,690 Joe. See you around. 227 00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,250 Nice meeting you, Cassidy. 228 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:29,910 How do you know what it is? 229 00:18:34,919 --> 00:18:36,920 Those Cotters are nice people, you know. Yeah. 230 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,520 They always ask me for advice and stuff. 231 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:46,080 Vinnie, why'd you tell him you've been rehearsing? You've been with me all 232 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:50,640 weekend. Well, listen, sweetheart, the reason I did that was because, you see, 233 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,340 he don't understand when someone digs someone else. You dig? 234 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,040 I mean, he's married. 235 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:09,030 I'd ask you what's on your mind. but since you haven't got one, what's on 236 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,030 stomach's mind? 237 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:13,550 Embarrassing me in front of this lady here. 238 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:15,070 Just give me the usual. 239 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,410 Oh, separate checks? 240 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:21,670 What will you have? 241 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:25,290 I think I'll have a banana split, please. 242 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:33,050 All right, make two banana splits with the pistachio and the lemon ice cream 243 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:34,050 the strawberry. 244 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:39,590 you're out with a baboon he knows I only got chocolate and vanilla 245 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:10,330 I think it's time that we went beyond that stage. 246 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:12,370 Ooh. 247 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:19,550 Well, I don't know if I can do that. You see, I'm a gentleman and you're a lady. 248 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:21,650 And this is a public place. 249 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:29,090 Why don't you just pretend that you're Vinnie Barbarino and give me a great big 250 00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:31,790 wet one right between the petals. 251 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,980 You knuckleheads, all of you. Can't you see I'm entertaining a lovely young 252 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,380 lady? Oh, yeah? 253 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:16,220 Where, on the roof or behind the billboard? 254 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:21,120 This ain't like that ever since. You better watch it. We don't care what it's 255 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,300 like. I don't care what it's like, all right? 256 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:26,660 Only thing I know is that since you met that chick, you ain't been to rehearsals 257 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,660 once, man. 258 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:32,020 The finals date is Friday, and we want to win. It's important to us. 259 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:33,760 Well, I want to win, too. 260 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:38,110 Yeah, well, to be brutally frank, Vincent, you sure don't act like it. 261 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,790 yeah, and you can bet that your girlfriend over there, she wants to win 262 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:41,790 than anything in the world. 263 00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:44,390 Well, that's right. 264 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:46,870 Well, that's right. I guess she probably does want to win, huh? 265 00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:48,110 Better believe it. 266 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:49,529 I forgot. 267 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:53,810 I forgot, guys. I forgot that she was even in the contest. No, no, no, no. You 268 00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:55,670 forgot that she was in the contest. Yeah. 269 00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,150 I can't do it, guys. 270 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:00,450 You can't do what, Vincent? 271 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:01,890 I can't be in a contest. 272 00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:03,230 What? 273 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,040 How can I compete against Cassie? 274 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,200 Oh, man. 275 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,200 Oh, wow. 276 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,080 Wait, come on, Epps. Can you understand these men -women love story things? 277 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,440 Uh -huh, uh -huh. I'll catch you later, man. 278 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,260 Oh, come on, horse, Jack. 279 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,660 Come on, buddy. 280 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:25,640 Denny, I got caught in the middle once too often. 281 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,580 You make your own decision, her or us. 282 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,900 Has true love finally come to Vinnie Barbarino? 283 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:48,000 Will the three do's and a don't become the three do's and a no -show? 284 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,600 Has this face taken the place of these faces? 285 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,800 Why does this girl keep turning Vinnie's head? 286 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:59,300 Why does this man's food keep turning everyone's stomach? 287 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,700 Is this the girl who comes between the sweat hogs and Vinnie? 288 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:09,080 For the answers to this two -part question, see part two of Welcome Back, 289 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160 Cotter. 290 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:15,290 a question for these two, but I thought they were so cute you'd like to see 291 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:16,290 them. 292 00:23:20,570 --> 00:23:23,810 Rachel, did I ever tell you the story about the father who's about to put his 293 00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:24,810 son to sleep? 294 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,250 Listen to this, Rachel. It's good. 295 00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:30,290 His son says, Daddy, is it true that the stork brings us babies? 296 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,970 And the father says, yes. He says, Daddy, is it true that Santa Claus 297 00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:34,949 Christmas presents? 298 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:38,690 And he says, yes. And he says, Daddy, is it true that the Lord gives us our 299 00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:40,430 daily bread? And the father says, yes. 300 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,320 So then the son says, Daddy, what do we need you for? 301 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,980 Welcome back. 302 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,260 Your dreams were your ticket out. 303 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,540 Welcome back. 304 00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:14,180 To that same old place that you laughed about. 305 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,680 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 306 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,180 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 307 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,320 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? 308 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:31,900 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back here where we need ya. Back here where 309 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:36,600 we need ya. We tease him a lot. Cause we got him on the spot. 310 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,880 Welcome back. 311 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:42,390 Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. 312 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:46,490 Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. 313 00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:50,850 We always could find a friend. 314 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:53,150 Welcome back. 315 00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:57,870 And I smile when I think how it must have been. 316 00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:02,430 And I know what a scene you were learning in. 317 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:06,690 Was there something that made you come back again? 318 00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:09,410 Then what good ever... 24427