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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,220 Julie, ever tell you about my cousin Lester? 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,940 No, and I appreciate it. 3 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,600 Well, your luck has run out. 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,980 My cousin Lester always wanted to be an engineer on a train, but he was kind of 5 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:17,660 stupid. And one day he goes for an interview, and the guy says, all right, 6 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,180 Lester, now listen to this. I want you to tell me what to do. 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,660 Train, you're the engineer, right? It's going down the track. You go around a 8 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:27,920 big curve. All of a sudden you see coming at you 100 miles an hour another 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,700 on the same track. Now what do you do? 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,040 What did Lester say? 11 00:00:31,450 --> 00:00:33,030 Well, Lester said, well, I'm going to get this thing. 12 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:36,110 I'm an engineer of a train. 13 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:39,430 Train is going 90 miles an hour around a corner. 14 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:44,250 And there's another train coming on the same track right at me. 15 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,850 Guy says, that's right. What would you do? 16 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:49,630 Lester said, well, I'd call my sister. 17 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:52,870 What? 18 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:54,190 I'll call my sister. 19 00:00:54,670 --> 00:00:56,490 And the guy said, why would you call your sister? 20 00:00:56,930 --> 00:00:59,350 Lester said, well, she ain't never seen a train wreck before. 21 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:12,670 Welcome back. 22 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:16,850 Your dreams were your ticket out. 23 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:23,730 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 24 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:28,190 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 25 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:32,770 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 26 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:38,630 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 27 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:40,790 where we need ya. Back here. 28 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:46,140 Yeah, we tease him a lot, cause we got him on the spot. 29 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,460 Welcome back. 30 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,480 Welcome back, welcome back. 31 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,560 Don't tell me Arnold's absent again today. 32 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:25,060 Mr. Carter, Arnold's absent again today. 33 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,680 Thanks a lot, Vinnie. Let me know if you get here. 34 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:31,740 Hey, Mr. Carter. 35 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:38,060 Not only has Horschak been out of school all week, he ain't been nowhere. 36 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,580 Yeah, he's just a little nowhere, man. 37 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,720 You know, Arnold might be staying away because of remarks just like that. Oh, 38 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:48,740 don't be ridiculous. 39 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:51,180 He can't hear those remarks. He ain't even here. 40 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,540 Look, let me try and make it clear. 41 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,600 Horschak takes a lot of abuse from you guys. 42 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,660 Let me tell you a little story. 43 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:00,580 Ah, come on. It's early in the morning. 44 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,080 Is this a Bonzo Moretti story? 45 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:07,000 No, this is a Harold Levinsky story. 46 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,960 Who's that? 47 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:11,440 Harold Levinsky was a sweat hog when I went to school here. 48 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,400 Now, Harold had big ears, you know, that stuck out from his head. 49 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:17,680 So all the guys, including me, used to say things like, uh... 50 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,760 Hey, Levinsky, you look like a taxi cab with the doors open. 51 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:26,400 Oh, that's funny. 52 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,040 Taxi cab with the doors open. 53 00:03:32,740 --> 00:03:34,160 That's not the point, Vinnie. 54 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:39,400 The point is, I didn't want to hurt Harold. I thought I was being cute, like 55 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,020 guys don't want to hurt Arnold. But Arnold has feelings. He's a person. He's 56 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:44,020 human being. 57 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:11,140 Mr. Cotter, my name is Abu Karim Hassan. 58 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:20,000 Hey, Arnold, you're always falling asleep in class and all, but it's the 59 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,579 time you ever wore his nightgown. 60 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,760 Mr. 61 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,490 Cotter, I have... found religion. 62 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:42,690 I now walk in the footsteps of the master, the great prophet, the Baba 63 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:49,190 Mr. Carter, that Baba Bibi, is that like junior achievement? 64 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:55,190 No, the Baba Bibis are a religious cult, right, Arnold? 65 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:59,010 The Bibis are the only true cult, Mr. Carter. 66 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:04,270 It all happened last week as I was walking down Ludlam Place. 67 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:11,690 When suddenly, I was approached by this girl. Oh, a 68 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:16,970 vision of loveliness, I might add, who took my hand and walked with me. 69 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:19,870 I thought the cops cleaned up that area. 70 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:25,090 She told me that I was beautiful. 71 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:29,010 Her name, Kali Kalu. 72 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,570 Formerly Miss Debbie Rothenberg of Forest Hills. 73 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:42,810 Then she took me to the Baba's holy shrine, and I learned two things which I 74 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:43,810 shall never forget. 75 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:48,150 Love a lot of people, sell a lot of flowers. 76 00:05:51,330 --> 00:05:57,450 Um, Arnold, Abu, would you check your tambourine and sit down? 77 00:05:58,390 --> 00:06:01,370 I'd like to discuss this with you later, okay? But right now... 78 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,760 Somebody's painted a big sign on the front door of the school saying, Baba 79 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,760 the whole world. 80 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,100 Now, who is this girl, Baba? She must be in your class. 81 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,980 It is I, Abu Karim Hassan, who wrote that message of love. 82 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,080 Beautiful flowers for a very beautiful person, Mr. Woodman. 83 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:36,680 That'll be 35 cents. 84 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,760 What's with this weirdo? 85 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:49,670 Arnold has had a religious experience, Mr. Woodman. He's joined the cult of 86 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:50,670 Bibi. 87 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:52,350 Baba Bibi? 88 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:55,630 You mean the one who brainwashes young people? 89 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:58,490 My kind of guy. 90 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:04,110 Arnold! Arnold! 91 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:05,930 What's the matter with him? 92 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:07,490 I think he's in a trance. 93 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,200 It looks like that thing my father's got in the back of his car. 94 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,360 How does the place look, honey? 95 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:28,660 Julie, relax. Mrs. Horshack is a woman with four kids. 96 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,740 To her, this place is going to look neat. 97 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:35,100 Well, honey, what would you do if one of the girls joined one of those religious 98 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:39,460 cults? Okay, girls. Which one of you try to sell your mother a flower? 99 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,740 You? Did you do it? 100 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,900 Yes, I think somebody shaved her head. 101 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:50,400 Come on, you go to sleep now. You go to sleep now. 102 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,060 Maybe Arnold's just going through a phase. 103 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:57,880 You know, when I was a teenager in Nebraska, I joined a hippie commune for 104 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,740 days. Why only three days? 105 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,680 I got thrown out. They caught me doing my nails. 106 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,560 I get it. 107 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,420 They caught you doing your nails. 108 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,840 Mr. Carter, hello. 109 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,660 I'm Arnold Horschak's mother. 110 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,900 I would have never guessed. 111 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:27,940 Now I know where he gets you. 112 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,780 No, I got it from him. 113 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,400 Come on in. Oh, okay. 114 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:36,799 Thank you. This is my wife, Julie. Julie, this is Mrs. Horschak. 115 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:42,409 How nice to meet you, Mrs. Horshack. Oh, actually, it's Mrs. O 'Hara. 116 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,970 I had Arnold by a previous mistake. 117 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:53,590 Oh, well, Arnold has told me so much about you. Oh, and he's told me so much 118 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:54,690 about you, too. 119 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:59,990 And congratulations on your double blessing. Oh, thank you. You want to see 120 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,230 babies? Oh, yes. 121 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:02,910 Viewing room is right over here. 122 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,210 Oh. 123 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,050 A matching set. 124 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:12,910 May I? 125 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:14,550 Sure. 126 00:09:18,530 --> 00:09:23,450 They're so darling when they're little. Oh, so pink and cute. 127 00:09:23,810 --> 00:09:29,430 It's too bad they have to grow up and tear your heart out like my Arnold. 128 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:35,330 Do you think the time I dropped him had anything to do with it? 129 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,000 No, I'm sure it didn't. Let me just put her to sleep. 130 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,720 We're back to sleep now. 131 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:48,060 Yes. Oh, come sit down. Come on, you just sit down over here. 132 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:52,360 Now, between the three of us, we will figure this thing out. 133 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,200 You're very kind. 134 00:09:57,220 --> 00:10:00,460 Dee, you should always keep a box of Kleenex out, you know? 135 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,520 I'll get you some. 136 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,859 For you. 137 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:15,900 No charge. 138 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,600 Come in, Arnold. 139 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:23,880 Abu, it has come to my ears that the mother of the former Arnold Horschak is 140 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:28,460 here. Look who it is. My son, the religious fanatic. 141 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:36,240 Mother, you must not ridicule something just because it's different. 142 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,970 Isn't that what you teach, Mr. Cutter? Well, I try to tell you... Arnold, I'm 143 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:45,210 not ridiculing it because I don't understand and it's different. I'm 144 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,430 it because it's crazy. 145 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,130 Mother, please. 146 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:52,270 As the great one says, what is, is. 147 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,130 What was, will be. 148 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,750 What will be, was, but will be again. 149 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:02,490 That's a beautiful sentiment, Arnold. 150 00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:03,830 Make a great bumper sticker. 151 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:09,790 Oh, Mr. Cotter, it is more than mere sentiment. It is the very cornerstone 152 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:11,950 which I want to build my entire life. 153 00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:14,110 Arnold, listen to me. 154 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,090 You're making a very important decision. 155 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:21,050 Don't you think you're being a little hasty about it? Are you listening, 156 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:22,330 Abu. 157 00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:25,450 Arnold, this is an adult man with a mustache talking. 158 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,390 But, Mother, you do not understand. 159 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,250 Now I have a whole new family. 160 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,630 And friends who truly love me. 161 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:39,330 But, Arnold, what about the sweat hogs? They're your old friends. They really 162 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:40,249 love you. 163 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,250 Love me? 164 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:42,790 Love me? 165 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,270 Love me, Mr. 166 00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:47,650 Cutter! 167 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,850 They do not love me. What am I to them? 168 00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:57,050 Except someone that they can laugh at, that they can poke fun of, that they can 169 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,050 taunt and tease. 170 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,590 Oh, at least it's a start, Arnold. 171 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:07,830 put me down for the last time. 172 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:15,910 That is why I have come here to tell you that I am quitting school and moving to 173 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:20,870 the Baba's Holy Commune, just adjacent to the shopping center in Nyack. 174 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:25,350 A commune? You're going to a commune? 175 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:27,710 All right. 176 00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:33,230 Just remember, when you're out there rolling in the dirt and the wheezing 177 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:37,560 in, as it will, I just pray your father knows a good allergist. 178 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:41,680 Arnold. 179 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,640 Arnold, we've been friends for a long time. Let's talk about this. 180 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:46,739 Oh, Mr. 181 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,740 Cutter, words mean nothing. 182 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:52,820 And as the great one says, talk is cheap. 183 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,300 You! 184 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,140 Marsha! 185 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,020 Why are you wearing that dress? 186 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,600 And what are you doing here so late? 187 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:42,320 Ah, Mr. Cummins, I am about to depart these hallowed halls for a place where 188 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,360 love flourishes. 189 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:46,100 Ain't you a little young to be going to a massage parlor? 190 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:53,720 Ah, Mr. Cummins, I will not say farewell, for we shall meet again in a 191 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,720 place. 192 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:55,860 Not tonight. 193 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,660 I already finished the third floor. 194 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:18,780 What are you doing? 195 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,420 Let go of my being, please. 196 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,080 We're going to be programmed. 197 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,860 You, Arnold Horschak, for your own good. 198 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,540 Oh, you can torture me, but I shall never reveal my mantra. 199 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,320 Well, nobody wants to see your mantra. 200 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,780 Forget about that, Freddie. Now, I saw how to do this on the eyewitness news. 201 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:43,340 Hey, you, repeat after me. 202 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:47,900 My name is Arnold Horschak. 203 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,080 No, my name is Abu Karim Hassan. 204 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,720 What is, is. 205 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:57,600 What was, will be. What will be, was, but will be again. 206 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,440 You'd better hurry up. I'm starting to understand him. 207 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,380 Now, look, Arnold, we're going to keep you here all night without any food, 208 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,480 without any water. 209 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:13,080 That's right. What care I for food and water? For I am nourished by the fruit 210 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080 the Baba's teachings. 211 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:17,780 It keeps me pure, and I don't break out. 212 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,360 Well, let's see if there is any reality here. Put him in there, all right? 213 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,560 Your whole life, Arnold. 214 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,080 Right here in the men's room. 215 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,660 Straight into the truth, you. You won't care what that barber teaches you. 216 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,600 Because when you mess with the sweat hogs, your barber done made a boo -boo. 217 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,600 Your name is Arnold Horshack. 218 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:46,400 Your name is Arnold Horshack. Your name is Arnold Horshack. Say it. Your name is 219 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,180 Arnold Horshack. Say it. Your name is Arnold Horshack. Say it. Your name is 220 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,400 Arnold Horshack. It was, was. 221 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,680 What isn't, isn't. 222 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,140 What you didn't do before you did. 223 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,800 My name is Abu Karim Hassan. 224 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,260 What is, is. 225 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,640 What was, will be. 226 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,700 What will be, was, but will be again. 227 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:19,280 Arnold, what's going on here? Oh, Mr. 228 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,980 Cotter. Thank the Baba you've arrived. 229 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:30,370 kept me awake all night trying to force me to renounce my faith. 230 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:33,850 Come on, wake up. 231 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,570 Wake up. Let's go. Wake up. 232 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:38,150 Get up, Freddie. 233 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:39,910 Get up. 234 00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:43,910 What's the matter with you guys? 235 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:48,190 You can't force someone to give up their religious beliefs just because you 236 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,069 don't like them. 237 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,550 What did I teach you three weeks ago about freedom of religion? 238 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,850 Ain't no fair giving us a pop quiz in a men's room. 239 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:02,900 Go to class. I want to talk to Arnold. 240 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:09,760 Your name is Arnold Warshack. Your name is Arnold Warshack. Your name is Mr. 241 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,140 Cotter. Your name is Mr. Cotter. 242 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,560 Forgive them, Mr. Cotter. 243 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:20,960 They are but sheep, and you are the shepherd. 244 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:24,280 Guide them well to the next day's grazing. 245 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,580 What about you, Arnold? 246 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,700 I must be going to join the Baba. 247 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,300 Arnold, are you sure you're going to be happy there? Oh, Mr. Cotter, may the 248 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,300 Baba bless you. 249 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:47,200 But as the majestic one says, when it's right, you know it. 250 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,520 Baba watches a lot of TV. 251 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:56,860 Arnold, you know, I've been doing a little research about the Baba and his 252 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,820 Oh, and you wish to join us? What size sheet do you wear? 253 00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:07,070 I know that the Baba takes care of your clothes, your money, all your worldly 254 00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:08,070 possessions are his. 255 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,270 I am aware of the Baba's yearly garage sale. 256 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:18,130 Arnold, he can tell you everything. He tells you if you want to get married, he 257 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,130 tells you who to marry. 258 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:22,290 He tells you when you can get married. He tells you how many children you can 259 00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:24,590 have. Well, someone has to tell me. 260 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:30,350 Arnold, listen to me. Try and understand what I'm saying. 261 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,090 What about you? 262 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:35,570 You are. Is this what you really want? Do you want someone telling you what to 263 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:36,570 do all the time? 264 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,930 Arnold, that's not religion. That's slavery. 265 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:44,770 Please, Mr. Cotter, you must help me. 266 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:48,730 Why, Arnold, you want to change your mind? No, I want to stand up. I've been 267 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:49,890 sitting like this all night long. 268 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,930 Goodbye, Mr. Cotter. 269 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:03,840 Aren't you going to say goodbye to your friends? 270 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,800 And let them sink their claws into my flesh once more? 271 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,500 Arnold, let's not be dramatic, all right? I think you owe them a goodbye. 272 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,700 As you wish. 273 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:38,210 The school starts in ten minutes, and Arnold has something to say to you guys. 274 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:46,790 Goodbye, little Juan. 275 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,610 Goodbye, 276 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:53,790 Frederick. 277 00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:58,490 Goodbye, Vincent. 278 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,330 Hang on. 279 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:11,370 Do you remember that time I told you the school dance was a costume party? 280 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:16,470 Oh, yes. And you believed me? Yes, I did. And you came with aluminum foil 281 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:18,810 wrapped all around you like you was a baked potato. 282 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:26,670 It wasn't so bad until you put the sour cream in my hair. 283 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:31,690 I'm sorry about that. 284 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,640 You deserve a lot better than being treated like a side dish. 285 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:48,560 Arnold Horschak, um... Hey, look, I'm sorry 286 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,900 about all those times that, you know, that I've been ranking on you. You know, 287 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:56,460 like that time, you know, like that time when I said that you were so skinny 288 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,820 that you needed to rent a shadow. You remember that? 289 00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:03,850 Then you said I looked like a pelican with a permanent. 290 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:08,690 Yeah, I'm sorry. 291 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:17,250 I must go now. 292 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,250 Wait a second. 293 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,250 I ain't talked to you yet. 294 00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:28,450 Now look, I could understand you leaving to go do something important like, you 295 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:29,450 know, the roller derby. 296 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,360 or something like that. You know, something with a future. 297 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,480 But this going off with the tambourine bombs. 298 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,920 Come on, wear your scruples. 299 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,400 But they want me, Vincent. 300 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,720 Arnold, do you think that we would waste our best drinks on you if we didn't 301 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,579 want you? 302 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,140 But they say they love me. 303 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,420 We love you, too. Arnold, we love you, too. Yeah, but don't expect us to tell 304 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,420 you that. 305 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:05,080 Why am I finding all of this out now, when it's too late? 306 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:17,460 Goodbye, my friends. 307 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:25,560 Well, I guess we were about a week late with our cinnamons. 308 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:30,350 There are 20 people in front of the school in sheets. 309 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:34,690 It looks like a musical laundry line. 310 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:38,450 I'm running a high school, not a white sale. 311 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:41,309 Oh, wow! 312 00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,650 Hey, look at all the hippies. 313 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:44,509 Who's on? 314 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,450 Oh, see, I don't know, please. I don't know where he is. 315 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,220 love me but you can't say it 316 00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:50,990 Uh, Mr. Woodman, before you leave, uh, there's something I gotta tell you. 317 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:53,470 Not another one of your uncle jokes. 318 00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:56,410 No, I can't think of an uncle joke. 319 00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:57,709 This is true. 320 00:23:57,710 --> 00:23:59,570 These two flies are on the ceiling, right? 321 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,530 One looks at the other one and says, hey, your man is open. 322 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,840 Welcome back. 323 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:31,020 Your dreams were your ticket out. 324 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:37,920 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 325 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,360 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 326 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:46,920 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 327 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:52,800 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 328 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,980 where we need ya. Back here. 329 00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:01,790 Welcome back. 330 00:25:02,010 --> 00:25:08,910 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 25296