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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:03,100 What are you reading, honey? 2 00:00:04,019 --> 00:00:06,620 Oh, this is a terrific book on reincarnation. Oh. 3 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:09,800 Hey, ever tell you about my Aunt Brenda who really believed in reincarnation? 4 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:11,320 No. Go ahead. 5 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:15,420 Well, my Uncle Sidney died about ten years ago, so she went to a seance, 6 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:18,000 to raise up his spirit, and she said, Sidney? 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,500 Sidney, can you hear me? Sidney? 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,080 He said, yeah, I hear you. 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,420 She said, Sidney, how are you? 10 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,660 A lot better off than when I was with you. 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,640 Sidney, what are you doing? 12 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,040 He says, my life is terrific. 13 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,140 I wake up in the morning, have breakfast and make love. 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,080 Have lunch and make love. 15 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,720 Have dinner and I make love. 16 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,920 He says, are you in heaven? 17 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,180 He said, no, I'm a bull in Montana. 18 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:55,880 Welcome back. 19 00:00:57,610 --> 00:01:00,270 Your dreams were your ticket out. 20 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:07,050 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 21 00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:11,510 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 22 00:01:12,310 --> 00:01:16,070 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 23 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:21,990 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back here 24 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:27,330 where we need ya. Back here where we need ya. We tease him a lot. 25 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:30,810 Cause we got him on the spot. Welcome back. 26 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:35,070 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 27 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:47,590 Hello, everybody. 28 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:49,690 I have an announcement to make. 29 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,990 Me and Wendy are going steady. 30 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:53,710 Congratulations. 31 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:56,830 I just pinned her. 32 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,240 Best three out of five. 33 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:05,060 What a lovely couple. Wendy's really happy, ain't she? Oh, I'm really happy. 34 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:07,780 am. Yeah, but did you pick up that lottery ticket? 35 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:10,900 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Got it right here. Got it right here. Everybody cough 36 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:14,300 up their quarter now. On the way, on the way. Here's my money, little Juan. All 37 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,920 right. Best investment you ever made. Oh, Juan's right. 38 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,179 Yeah, yeah. 39 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:22,140 This week we're really going to hit the old jackpot. Oh, he's right. 40 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,960 He's right. Okay, okay, okay. You're right. 41 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:29,740 But you said that last week. Hey, but Juan was right last week. That's right. 42 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:32,120 was right last week. The people down at the lottery was wrong. 43 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:35,580 Morning. 44 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:47,600 I can't believe it. You guys are still throwing your money away in the lottery. 45 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:51,660 Mr. Carter, I can feel it. Look, this time we've won the million dollar 46 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:53,280 Let me tell you guys a little story. 47 00:02:57,550 --> 00:03:02,150 When I was a young lad, I asked my uncle Manny, the accountant, I said, Manny, I 48 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:05,530 want to have a lot of money. He said, Gabe, you want a million dollars, 49 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:06,530 only one way. 50 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:07,730 Embezzle it. 51 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:10,610 Yeah. 52 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,030 You get it? He was an accountant. 53 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:22,670 You see, our money, we ain't throwing it away. 54 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:24,230 See, what we... 55 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,380 What we're doing is we're buying a piece of the dream. 56 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:34,320 We're buying a one -way ticket to the good life. You hear me? To the good 57 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,840 I'm talking about fame and fortune. What am I talking about? 58 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,340 You're talking about wealth. I'm talking about wealth. 59 00:03:59,690 --> 00:04:00,690 That's good enough. 60 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:09,070 Okay, now, need I remind you people that this is a classroom, not a casino. 61 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:13,050 Oh, no wonder why we ain't won nothing. 62 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:16,470 Okay, 63 00:04:19,769 --> 00:04:22,450 now, homework. I would like your homework, which covered the Industrial 64 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:25,790 Revolution. Please pass it to my right, which is your left, which is this way. 65 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:30,299 Look at me. 66 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,300 This way. 67 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,680 Did anyone visit Vinnie today at the hospital? 68 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:39,340 Who wants to visit a dying man? 69 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,220 He is not dying. He has just had his tonsils removed. 70 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,780 I got to stop by and see Vinnie myself today. I got to tell him Woodman's going 71 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:49,800 to let him take that makeup test. 72 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:54,200 If you're going to go by the hospital, could you give this to Vinnie from all 73 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,200 us to all of him? 74 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:57,680 Oh, you got a little something that's really nice to your people? 75 00:04:58,350 --> 00:04:59,350 What is it? 76 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:02,850 It's a... You know, it's a get -well card. 77 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:10,330 This girl looks very healthy to me. 78 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:18,410 Hey, Mr. Carter, could you put up Vinnie's quarter for this week's 79 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:20,210 You want a quarter for me? 80 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:21,810 Yeah. Are you people crazy? 81 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:23,510 I am the father of twins. 82 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,710 I do not have any extra quarters. 83 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:27,530 I'm saving them all for the tooth fairy. 84 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,620 He's going to visit my house 64 times. 85 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,500 Now, come on, Mr. Carter. 86 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:36,840 You know, Vinnie, he's going to give it back to you. 87 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:39,900 All right, look, if I give you people a quarter, can we get on with the lesson? 88 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,480 We are here to learn Mr. 89 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,720 Carter. 90 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:45,460 Okay, 91 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:47,999 here you go. 92 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,979 I got it! 93 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:52,720 Here you go. Well, thank you, Vinnie, my man. I knew you was good for the bread. 94 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,300 All right, we will continue with today's lesson. 95 00:05:58,630 --> 00:05:59,630 More. Interruption. 96 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:06,510 Sorry to interrupt, Carter. I just came by to pick up your monthly progress 97 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:08,090 report. Where is it? It's on the desk. 98 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:13,970 Mr. Woodman, that's not it. 99 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:24,290 Carter, I thought you taught social studies, not anatomy. 100 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:32,830 That's not it, Mr. Woodman. That's, uh, get well card for Vinnie. 101 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:40,170 Oh, I see. Well, uh, if you don't mind, I'll just take this back to my office 102 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:41,870 and add a few sentiments of my own. 103 00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:49,550 It's shameful, Cottage. 104 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,530 It's just shameful. 105 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,790 Does Teddy like to choo -choo? 106 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:03,210 Does he? 107 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,510 That's good. 108 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:06,930 Does Teddy like to take a ride on the choo -choo? 109 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:09,030 No? 110 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:11,390 Teddy don't want to take a ride on the choo -choo? 111 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:15,350 Well, then maybe the choo -choo should take a ride on Teddy's face. 112 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:21,990 Vinnie, did they remove your tonsils or your brain? 113 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:24,810 Hey, welcome to the nursery. 114 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:28,299 Vinnie, listen. 115 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,400 I got great news for you. Mr. Woodman has decided to let you take the makeup 116 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,020 test. I got some homework I want you to do. The test is going to be a week from 117 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:37,460 Wednesday. Oh, I can't make it a week from Wednesday. 118 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800 I got a date. 119 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,820 Listen, you've been driving me crazy for two weeks. Take a makeup test. You want 120 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:44,820 to get into the 11th grade. 121 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,980 Oh, come on. They don't take babies in 11th grade. I got a baby disease. 122 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:53,300 Benny, listen. A lot of adults have their tonsils removed. 123 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,340 Oh, yeah? Well, how come last night the nurse had to come in and burp me? 124 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,360 If I knew you, Sally, you'd probably try to burp her first. 125 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,300 Well, even so, yeah. 126 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,680 Barberino, now look. 127 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,900 Don't yell at me, all right? I just had a major operation. 128 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:09,940 Vinnie, get back in bed. 129 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:11,940 Carry me. 130 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,160 Vinnie! All right, Vinnie. 131 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,179 All right, listen. 132 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:19,760 I want you to do all this stuff here. Start over here, and you go all the way 133 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,020 the end. By the way, owe me a quarter. 134 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:23,780 Oh, now I gotta start paying you to come visit me? 135 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:26,680 No, I put in your quarter for this week's lottery. 136 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,000 Oh, forget the lottery. Forget it. I've been trying that lottery for two years 137 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,440 now. I never won a dime. 138 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,080 You don't want it? 139 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,700 Nah. You keep it. 140 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:37,980 Vinnie winning. Guess what? 141 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,140 That's the burping maniac. 142 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,620 Time for eaty -poo. 143 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:49,880 Oh, that's goody. Because you know what I had today? I had a poster eggy, and I 144 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,560 had a toasty, and I had jammy. Well. 145 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:57,660 For Din Din, you're having soupy and chicky and cauliflower. 146 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,160 Cauliflower? 147 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,120 Can I ask you a second? 148 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,560 Look, I know you're probably a highly trained professional, but why are you 149 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,300 treating him like a baby? Why don't you treat him like a man? 150 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,560 Oh, I tried that last night. 151 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:15,080 It took two orderlies to pull him off me. 152 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:27,430 Mrs. Carter with the baby, you're going to have to learn about burping. 153 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:31,050 Hey, come on. You don't got to tell me about burping. I mean, I can burp. You 154 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,270 know, right on cue. You want to hear me? 155 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:35,010 No, 156 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,210 thanks. Go ahead, Wendy. Continue. 157 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,150 Okay. 158 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:47,330 Look. Place the baby on your shoulder and pat it gently on the back. That's 159 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:48,330 easy. Okay? 160 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:54,500 I'm talking about babies. Give me that baby. Let me show you how to burp this 161 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,740 baby. Come on, Matt. That's my baby. 162 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:57,880 I'll play with my baby. He's my baby. 163 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,140 He's my baby. He's my baby. He's my baby. 164 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,280 He's my baby. 165 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:02,260 He's my baby. 166 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,680 He's my baby. 167 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,800 He's my baby. He's my baby. He's my baby. He's my baby. 168 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:06,260 He's my baby. He's my baby. 169 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,540 He's my baby. 170 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,800 He's my baby. He's my baby. 171 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,520 He's my baby. 172 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:27,890 Mr. Woodman, we were just practicing in case Mrs. Cartier needs some extra help. 173 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,690 Well, I think Julie's quite capable of handling Cotter on her own. 174 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:39,590 You get it? Handling Cotter, burping Cotter, changing Cotter's diapers. 175 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:46,270 You people have no sense of humor. 176 00:10:51,549 --> 00:10:54,330 They're practicing in case your wife needs help changing you. 177 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:59,850 No more diaper rash, Carter. Funny stuff, huh? 178 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:08,190 How long have you been without your medication, Mr. Lewis? 179 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:13,450 You're a cold person, Carter. 180 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,930 A very cold person. 181 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,550 Look, Epstein's got a nice stall. 182 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,450 Washington, maybe I'll buy you a nice little tea set. 183 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,030 That's my job, Connor. 184 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:27,810 Education, Mr. Wimbley. 185 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,960 Let us not forget Vincent. 186 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,860 Yeah, well, you see, when I went to the hospital, Vinny... 187 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:17,000 Congratulations. 188 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,760 Come on, let's go over to the hospital, huh? This is really going to cheer me 189 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,760 up. 190 00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:00,150 You want me to give the girls, James? 191 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,650 Mine's dry. 192 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,110 Mine's not. 193 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:09,110 Gabe. 194 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,190 How come I always get the wet one? 195 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,750 Oh, she's just showing off for Daddy. 196 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,390 We've got to break her of this habit before she starts dating. 197 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,910 Honey, what are you going to do about Vinnie's lottery ticket? 198 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:26,030 Well, I told you. Technically, legally, morally, the money's mine. 199 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:27,950 Well, what are you going to do? 200 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:30,610 Give it all to Vinnie. 201 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:32,910 Are you sure that's the right thing? 202 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:38,590 Julie, you're not suggesting... Honey... I don't believe it. She's wet again. 203 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:44,470 I'm simply suggesting that if you hand the money over to Vinnie, you're just 204 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,410 going to be rewarding him for breaking an agreement. That's all. 205 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,310 You're all wet. 206 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,500 over Vinnie's homework. 207 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,920 Well, where is it? 208 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:32,500 I was supposed to tell you that I got held up by the homework mugger. 209 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,300 Was I supposed to believe it? 210 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:42,820 Oh, Mr. Cotter, you should have seen Vinnie's face when we told him about 211 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:47,400 winning the lottery ticket. He was so excited, he dropped his nurse. 212 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,640 clock, Mr. Cotter stops being teacher and starts being daddy. 213 00:14:57,020 --> 00:15:00,160 Oh, I see, Mrs. I understand. 214 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,520 Say not another word. 215 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080 Daddy! 216 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:16,440 Then he was transformed just like a new man full 217 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,180 of plans for the future. 218 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:24,950 He's even thinking of starting the Vincent Barbarino home for the incurably 219 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:25,950 sexy? 220 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:34,710 I don't believe it. Didn't Vinnie say anything to you about, uh... About 221 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:39,010 anything? We talked about a lot of things, but we didn't talk about 222 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:45,650 Hey, I gotta go. They're having a big sale over at Corvette. 223 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,630 On flight irregulars. 224 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:55,310 come as a shock to you, Mr. Carter, but I am slightly irregular. 225 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:04,610 Well, what are you going to do? 226 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,330 You know, I don't believe Vinnie. I mean, at least he could have waited 227 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,050 gave him the money before he started to spend it. 228 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:16,310 Honey, you know, that money is rightfully yours. 229 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,360 We could use it. Oh, come on. and we just waste it on luxuries. 230 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:22,760 Yeah, like food. 231 00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,000 And clothes for the babies. 232 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:31,200 Hey, I have an idea about that. Why don't we just buy one set of clothes and 233 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,200 Xerox it? 234 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,020 I tell you what, I'll go see Vinnie. Okay, it's a good idea. 235 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:51,290 In this day and age, you can still get such a bargain. 236 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:53,790 What do you mean? 237 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,810 For 25 cents, look at all the aggravation I bought. 238 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,170 Now, listen, doll. 239 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:12,069 If you do that hand as well as you did this hand, I might buy you that ring I 240 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,069 promised you. 241 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,470 Good afternoon. 242 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:17,790 Gabriel, my boy. 243 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,660 How nice of you to drop by. 244 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:22,740 Care for a bonbon? 245 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:28,200 Nurse, could you leave us alone for a while? I think this might get messy. 246 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:30,900 All right. 247 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,620 I'll be back for the mud pack at five, BRB. 248 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,760 BRB? 249 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,240 Yeah. I'm going to buy me a middle initial. 250 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,720 It's real classy like. 251 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,260 You know, Vinnie, I think it's really nice that you're spending my money like 252 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,260 was yours. 253 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,310 Your money? 254 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,730 Yeah, don't you remember? I bought your share of the lottery this week. Oh, I 255 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:57,730 got that quarter for you right here. That's something I'll... How do twins? 256 00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:58,790 they housebroken yet or what? 257 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:02,590 Vinnie, we're talking about something a lot more important than money. 258 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,410 What? 259 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,550 Your word. 260 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,230 Oh, my word ain't worth nothing. It ain't worth a dime. Ask anybody. 261 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,950 Vinnie! Come on, Mr. Conner. I've been in this two years already. I mean, you 262 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:16,130 just start now. I got a bigger investment than you. 263 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,800 I hate it. It itches. 264 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,940 Go on. It's your money. 265 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,320 That's what I wanted to hear you say. 266 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,340 Okay, man. 267 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,160 I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll split everything right down the middle. 50 268 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,160 -50. What do you say? 269 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,560 Who gets the 50? 270 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,940 We both do. Partner. 271 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:49,640 Oh, partner's like... Oh, that's good. 272 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,680 Hey, we're going to talk about... 273 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,830 I got something for you. You're going to love it. 274 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:56,210 You're going to love it. 275 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,189 Look at that. 276 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,190 Check it out. 277 00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:01,070 What's this? 278 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:02,330 That's my homework. 279 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:04,550 This is your homework? 280 00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:07,570 I was sick. 281 00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:23,930 two magical minutes, the lowly poor will become the haughty rich. 282 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,490 Don't become so haughty yet, Arnold. We haven't won. 283 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,630 Come on in, Epstein. Hey, Juan. 284 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:34,870 Sit down. 285 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,850 Epstein, what's that satchel for? 286 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:40,650 It's for the money. 287 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:43,790 What am I going to do, stuff 250 G's in my pocket? 288 00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:46,610 Hey, Juan, they're going to give us a check. 289 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,820 Oh, no, I don't take checks. Checks bounce. 290 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,980 Well, this one's gonna be from New York State. 291 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,900 Especially those. 292 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,980 Well, uh, I finally decided what I'm gonna do with my fortune. 293 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,800 Oh, yeah? What? 294 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:08,600 Well, you see, I'm real tired of seeing my poor mama breaking her back year 295 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,680 after year, putting all that old dirty laundry on that old clothesline. 296 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,510 Oh, that's nice. Are you going to buy her, like, a washer -dryer? No, I was 297 00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:17,510 going to buy her a new clothesline. 298 00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,230 How about yourself? 299 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:26,910 Me? I'm happy. I don't need anything. I got a job I really love. 300 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,250 Beautiful wife. 301 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,070 Two terrific new babies. 302 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,730 I'm happy. 303 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:35,690 Well, it should be just about time, huh? Yeah. 304 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,900 Just drop it right in here and remember. 305 00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,950 Never made it. Was always a small -time crook. 306 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:52,530 In fact, one time he was walking down the streets in New York City, you know, 307 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:55,830 with his girlfriend, and he saw a diamond bracelet in the window, and his 308 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:57,790 girlfriend said, Listen, this is funny. 309 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:03,990 His girlfriend said, Eddie, could you get me that bracelet? 310 00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:07,950 So he takes a brick, throws it through the window, and grabs the bracelet. 311 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,270 Keep walking. She sees a big fur coat in the window. 312 00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:19,850 She says, Eddie, could you get me that fur coat? 313 00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:23,350 He takes a brick, throws it through the window, gets her the fur coat. 314 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:31,950 Then they're walking through the most expensive store 315 00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:34,430 on Fifth Avenue, right? And she sees a beautiful dress. 316 00:23:34,870 --> 00:23:37,790 And she says, Eddie, could you get me that dress? 317 00:23:38,430 --> 00:23:41,050 And he looks at her and says, what do you think, I'm made out of bricks? 318 00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:01,550 Welcome back. 319 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:05,630 Your dreams were your ticket out. 320 00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:12,550 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 321 00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:16,990 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 322 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,550 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 323 00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:27,430 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 324 00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:28,890 where we need ya. 325 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:36,220 We tease him a lot because we got him on the spot. Welcome back. 326 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,720 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 327 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,860 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 328 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,300 We all went to the spot of friends. 329 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:51,480 Welcome back. 330 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:55,560 And I smile when I think I must. 25217