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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,749 --> 00:00:03,910 Julie, did I ever tell you about my uncle Pete and my aunt Priscilla? 2 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:05,690 No. Okay. 3 00:00:07,130 --> 00:00:09,850 They won a lot of money in the sweepstakes, about $10 ,000. 4 00:00:10,390 --> 00:00:13,910 Now they had a little disagreement because Priscilla wanted to buy a mink 5 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,750 and Pete wanted to buy this fancy new car. 6 00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:17,730 Well, who won? 7 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:19,110 They compromised. 8 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,050 They bought a mink coat, but they keep it in the garage. 9 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:35,510 Welcome back. 10 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,490 Your dreams were your ticket out. 11 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:46,410 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 12 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:50,850 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 13 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:55,370 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 14 00:00:56,550 --> 00:01:01,230 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 15 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,470 where we need ya. Back here. 16 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:13,160 Welcome back. Welcome back. 17 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:14,580 Welcome back. 18 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:17,480 Welcome back. Welcome back. 19 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:45,060 I don't know if they serve burritos during the Spanish -American War. 20 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,380 She loves me. 21 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:50,960 She loves me. 22 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,340 She loves me. 23 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,540 What happened to She Loves Me Not? 24 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:57,440 The odds is better this way. 25 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:00,440 Let me love you. 26 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:05,420 New animal for you, Sue. 27 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:12,120 Mr. Woodman, you have a marvelous way of expressing yourself. 28 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,760 Hi. Hi. 29 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,460 What's going on here? 30 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,240 Dear Mr. 31 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,920 Cotter, please excuse my daughter's ugly temper. 32 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,040 Don't get her mad and she won't have to deck you. 33 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:33,460 Signed, Epstein's sister's mother. 34 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:37,260 Epstein's sister? 35 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:39,800 Gonna have... Two Epsteins in my class? 36 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,900 Your mother will get writer's cramp. 37 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,940 The name's Carmen. 38 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:48,840 Hey, Mr. Carter, what's my baby sister doing here? 39 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:52,680 Oh, you ain't your baby sister. I'm only ten months younger than you. 40 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,400 Why didn't you tell me your grades dropped? You had to become a sweat hog. 41 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,060 Well, I was saving it for a surprise. 42 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Surprise? 43 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,120 You ain't kidding me, are you, baby sister? 44 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:50,250 God is going to introduce you around, so try and act like you was a real person, 45 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:53,390 okay? Take it easy. Take it easy. Here you go. Come on. Here you go. 46 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,030 Okay. Sit down, Juan. Sit down. 47 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,330 Carmen, I'd like to introduce the whole class to you. 48 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:00,930 Okay, this is Priscilla. 49 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,450 That's Ricky. 50 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:03,429 That's Mark. 51 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:04,490 This is Freddie Washington. 52 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:19,909 You know Juan? 53 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:20,910 No. 54 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:24,410 Vinnie Barbarino, this is Carmen Epstein. 55 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:26,290 I know Carmen. 56 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:31,590 So, Carmen, you've filled out. 57 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,390 See you for social studies. See you too, Carmen. 58 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:07,150 So listen, Carmen. 59 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:10,950 You know Vinnie Barbarino always gets crack at the new stuff. 60 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:11,829 What stuff? 61 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:13,790 Outside. What are you talking about stuff? 62 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:16,270 No stuff. Sisters ain't included in stuff. 63 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:19,630 Nobody's stuff. Outside. Juan, are you crazy? I'm operating. 64 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:21,150 Operate outside. 65 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:23,330 Juan, 66 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:27,410 isn't love a bowl of cherries? 67 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:28,630 Cherries outside. 68 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:35,730 Have a nice day. 69 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:45,410 Hey, Mr. Carter, do you believe in love at first sight? 70 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:48,230 Sure, Arnold. 71 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:50,070 There's love at first sight for Julie and me. 72 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,410 We met at a costume party. She came as a pot roast, then I came as an electric 73 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:55,410 knife. 74 00:05:57,010 --> 00:06:01,370 Oh, Mr. Carter, I just fell in love with Carmen Epstein. 75 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:05,350 And she's going to become another feather in Vinnie's cap. Mr. Cutter, I 76 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:06,770 got no feathers in my cap. 77 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,550 I'm featherless, Mr. 78 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:12,290 Cutter. Featherless. 79 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:15,710 Arnold, come on. 80 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,370 Don't be ridiculous. 81 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,010 You've got feathers. 82 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:25,250 Arnold, let me tell you a little story, okay? 83 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:29,530 When I was your age, I was shy also. There was this girl that I was... crazy 84 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:31,310 about. Her name was Leilani Shapiro. 85 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,470 Never had the nerve to ask her to go out. 86 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,330 Finally, one day, I'm sitting in front of my house. I'm feeling sorry for 87 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,150 myself. This little old Italian man that lived upstairs, Mr. 88 00:06:40,450 --> 00:06:42,910 Panettiere, comes down. He says, what's the matter with you, Gabey? 89 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:44,610 You're a nice boy. 90 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:48,130 You go up to this girl. You say, I'm a Gabey Carter. I'm a nice boy, and I want 91 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:49,049 to go out with you. 92 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:50,050 I have the confidence. 93 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:55,410 So next day, I went up to Leilani. I said, Leilani, my name's the Gabey 94 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:56,450 I'm a nice boy. 95 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,500 She told me she didn't like Italian guys. 96 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,960 It's a joke, Arnold, it's a joke. 97 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:12,140 Come on, have faith in yourself. I have faith in you. Oh, Mr. Carter, I am not 98 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,520 one of life's heavy winners. 99 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:20,440 All right, look, Arnold, you want to be a loser? Go ahead, be a loser. 100 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:23,160 Hey, Mr. Carter, I do not like to be called that. 101 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:27,400 Arnold, let's face the facts. I mean, the truth is that you are a loser. Don't 102 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,400 call me that! 103 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,640 Show me some confidence. 104 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:31,860 Okay, Mr. Carter. 105 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,520 You want to see confidence? 106 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:36,660 I'll show you confidence. 107 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,560 Here's confidence. 108 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,940 Arnold, that is not confidence. 109 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,200 That's Kurt Douglas. 110 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,200 Stomach in. 111 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:52,780 Now smile. 112 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,300 That's confidence. 113 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,400 I'll show you, Mr. Carter. 114 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,490 I'll show you that I'm a something, that I'm a somebody. 115 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,030 I am Arnold Horschak. 116 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:19,450 Buchanan, hi! 117 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:22,170 Oh, I'm sorry, he's not in. May I take a message? 118 00:08:22,490 --> 00:08:26,370 Oh, Mom, I know how Vinnie's been trying to hit on you. I want you to promise me 119 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:29,500 you ain't gonna go out with him. If you don't bug off, you are going to find 120 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,980 your nose in Toledo. 121 00:08:32,539 --> 00:08:35,900 Hey, Epstein, Principal Lazarus is waiting for you. 122 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,919 I bet you're really in for it this time. 123 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:49,380 Now you wait 124 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:50,179 right here. 125 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:51,660 Don't move from this spot. 126 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,980 You move from this spot, lightning's going to strike you. It will not. 127 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,320 Then I will. 128 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,960 Hey, Jack. 129 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,420 Hiya. Hi. 130 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:13,520 I just became a full -fledged sweat hog. 131 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,040 is right here with me. 132 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,620 I hardly go anywheres without it. 133 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:50,340 If you keep talking like that, you're going to attract geese. 134 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,980 Funny you should mention geese. 135 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,280 We got something in common. 136 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,520 You play? 137 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,480 I listen. 138 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,940 You win luck, all right. What? What do you want to hear? Oh, I don't know. 139 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,700 I know three blind mice. Take your choice. 140 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,900 Oh, another thing in common. 141 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,300 I love mice. 142 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,260 like to go out with me on Saturday? 143 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,360 Maybe we could go to a movie. 144 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,900 Hey, Carmen, you want to go out with me someplace? 145 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,100 I got some free time in between dates. 146 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,200 Well, Juan said not leave here. 147 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,300 Don't you want to go? 148 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,420 Go? I want to go. 149 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:28,080 Carmen, if your personality keeps up like this, I might let you ask me out on 150 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,080 Saturday. 151 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,940 Bye, Carmen. 152 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,900 Bye, sweat hogs. 153 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,020 Goodbye, Brooklyn. 154 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,300 Goodbye, Judy. 155 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:48,580 Hi, Judy. 156 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,700 Where are the absentee forms? 157 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,080 I think I start on your ding -dong. 158 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,580 Thanks a lot, Arnold. 159 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:28,280 Things didn't go exactly as planned, huh? Oh, Mr. Carter, I didn't even 160 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,280 axing her. 161 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,160 Mr. Carter. 162 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,400 Pochette. 163 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,760 Y 'all gotta hear this poem I wrote in honor of my new love. 164 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,960 Listen. 165 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,620 My love is like a red, red rose. 166 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:49,970 Which sure beats the rubber hose up your nose. 167 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,570 Makes sense to me. 168 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:55,850 Good. 169 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:58,130 Yeah, sure thing, Jack. 170 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:01,830 Any other problems, you feel free to let me know. 171 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,730 We was just in there shooting the breeze. 172 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:12,470 Principal Lazarus said I was in his office so much last year, it's like 173 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:13,470 old buddies, you know? 174 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,720 Hey, Mr. Woodman, Principal Lazarus wants to see you. 175 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:20,520 You better watch out. 176 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,100 The man doesn't like you. 177 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,520 Doesn't like me? 178 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,880 Doesn't like me. 179 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,120 Principal doesn't like me. 180 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,080 No, I could have been principal. 181 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,160 No, but they picked him. 182 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,140 And then he made sure my door was smaller. 183 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,800 And the lettering on my door is smaller. 184 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,920 My desk, my chair, my wastebasket, all smaller. 185 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,860 My American flag has 13 stars. 186 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,279 and he caught her. 187 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,360 Let me know if you want in. 188 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:01,460 Hey, 189 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,120 where's Tom? 190 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,700 Oh, I saw her down the hall with Vinnie. 191 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,840 He was saying something about under the boardwalk at 29. 192 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:52,890 I shall devote my life to worshipping Carmen Epstein from afar. 193 00:14:54,330 --> 00:15:00,250 Until the funeral of her ninth husband, when she will finally realize that it is 194 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,270 I whom am her own true love. 195 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:06,310 The shock will, of course, kill me. Shock! 196 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,850 Arnold, 197 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:11,930 you're overreacting. 198 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:16,290 I'm sorry, Mr. Carter, but when I fall in love, that's it. 199 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,980 I'm a for keeps kind of guy. 200 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,560 Did I tell you a story about Leilani Shapiro? Yeah. 201 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,440 Okay, I got another story. 202 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,680 When I was about four, there was this girl, Babsley. She was five. 203 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,240 I always liked older women. 204 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,540 Anyway, we'd go and play doctor. We'd go under the porch, play doctor. 205 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,640 She'd give me her bill, I'd give her my bill. 206 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,880 We'd sue each other for malpractice. 207 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,380 For years, I thought that was sex. 208 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,440 At one time, I loved Babsy. 209 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,200 Then I loved Leilani Shapiro. And now I love Julie. 210 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,380 A person is capable of more than one great love in their life. 211 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,460 Oh, I know, Mr. Carter. 212 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,840 But first, I'd like to love once. 213 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,240 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get this straight, all 214 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,240 right? 215 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:06,500 Now, Epstein don't want Vinnie to go out with Carmen, right? 216 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,760 Right. All right, all right, all right, all right. Okay, I got that, I got that. 217 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,800 Okay, okay. 218 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,340 Horchak wants to go out with Carmen, right? 219 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,100 Y 'all two just put your heads together. 220 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,420 Well, half a brain is better than nothing. 221 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,840 Well, that's a good idea, Carter. 222 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,060 Hey, Arnold, come here. 223 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,860 What? 224 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,840 I guess you're better than nothing. 225 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,220 I mean, nothing would ever happen with you on a date. 226 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:45,820 Would it? 227 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,280 No. 228 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,280 All right, you got my blessing. Oh, thank you, Warren. 229 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:56,260 Hey, Freddie, how are we going to fix him up with my sister? Ooh, ooh, ooh, 230 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,260 ooh. 231 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,060 I got it. I got it. 232 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:03,120 Portia, pretend that Mr. Carter here is Connor. 233 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:09,000 Go ahead. Just show us what your basic approach would be. Go ahead. Show me 234 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,200 your basic approach would be. Let's see it. Go ahead. 235 00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:29,870 I love you. I love you. Get your hands off my sister. 236 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,850 Get your hands off my sister. 237 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,130 Take it easy, woman. Take it easy. 238 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,430 Hey, I guess everybody's here except for Freddie, huh? 239 00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,290 She doesn't love me no more. 240 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,910 She don't love me no more. Read this. 241 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,810 Roses are red, violets are blue. 242 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,750 I met a guy who I like better than you. 243 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,190 Bye -bye. 244 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:26,970 See, man, if I wasn't sure she was crazy about me, I'd think this was a kiss 245 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:27,970 -off. 246 00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:31,630 Don't pay any attention, Freddie, until you get your third notice. 247 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:40,530 I want to use this period, or what we have left of it, to talk about something 248 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:43,890 that we don't teach in school, but I think that you should know something 249 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:50,850 Love. 250 00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:54,050 Now, what does love mean to you? 251 00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:57,270 Finny. 252 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,860 It means never having to hear, I'm pregnant. 253 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:19,820 Vinny, little kiddo, I promise the man won't feel a thing. It's going to be 254 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:23,400 painless, Vinny. Why? You've been acting that way. Take it easy. What's the 255 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,580 matter with you? Vinny, if you believe in the fist, Vinny, you're going to stop 256 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,400 hitting on my sister. Take it easy. 257 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:50,250 Every time I see a beautiful girl, my teeth, they automatically flash. 258 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:54,450 My hips, they automatically shake. 259 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:58,130 And my eyes, they automatically spark. 260 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,550 How'd you like your eyes automatically black, huh? 261 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:05,790 All right, come on. What's the matter with you guys? 262 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,130 It's like in kindergarten. 263 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,510 Sit down. 264 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:10,450 I'm trying to teach you about love. 265 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,340 splendid thing. 266 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,480 It's been good to me. 267 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,660 Oh, sure, Vincent. 268 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,080 Go ahead, make mock. 269 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:33,720 Treat love lightly like you always do. 270 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:39,060 You don't know what love is, Vinnie. Oh, Shaq, I think you've forgotten who 271 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,060 you're talking to. 272 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,320 I got guts all over the place. 273 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,580 Vinny, you and your guts have got a lot to learn about women. 274 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,040 Now, sit down. 275 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:31,460 And you, my very own brother, who I love, 276 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,780 is only interested in who won't love me. 277 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:36,020 Don't you think I can take care of myself? 278 00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:44,810 Hey, Carl. 279 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,710 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 280 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:52,410 It's just, uh, just my way of showing I love you. 281 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:55,890 I love you. 282 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,990 Nobody's ever turned down Vinnie Balderino before. 283 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,250 Yeah, well, my sister did. 284 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,500 Mr. Carter, you think I'm losing my touch or something? 285 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:21,660 No, Vincenzo, you just got a little to learn about love. 286 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:23,660 Oh, yeah? 287 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:30,180 You'll have to excuse me. I got to go practice. 288 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,300 Practice outside. 289 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,580 Hey, Carmen, why don't you come with me? 290 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:42,120 I want to show you my shell collection under the boardwalk. 291 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,830 At Coney Island. 292 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,410 Arnold! 293 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,670 They're gonna die, Arnold. 294 00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:04,030 Tomorrow's another day. We meet somebody else. 295 00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:05,370 Bye -bye. 296 00:23:06,830 --> 00:23:09,330 Another day, another $3 .40. 297 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:19,609 Hi, honey. 298 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:20,610 Hi, honey. 299 00:23:21,430 --> 00:23:23,070 Gabe, how's Carmen Epstein doing? 300 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:28,130 Well, Mr. Woodman figured that one Epstein was enough for one class, and I 301 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:30,750 of agree with him. She's back in her old class. Yeah, I think that's a good 302 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,750 idea. Yeah. 303 00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:34,690 Hey, did I ever tell you about my sister Eileen? 304 00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:38,050 Gabe, what does that have to do with Carmen Epstein? 305 00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,810 Nothing, but I've been home for ten seconds. I haven't told one joke. 306 00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:45,310 My sister Eileen, when she was a little kid, she lost her first tooth, right? 307 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:47,250 She comes up to me, she says, Gabe, what should I do? 308 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,600 I said, 309 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,340 put it under your pillow, and a good fairy will give you a quarter. 310 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,080 So that night, I snuck in the room, I took the tooth, and I put a quarter 311 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,360 Did she see you? 312 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,200 I didn't think so. The next morning, she's running around the house. 313 00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,540 My brother's a good fairy! 314 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:17,270 Welcome back. 315 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:21,230 Your dreams were your ticket out. 316 00:24:22,290 --> 00:24:28,130 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 317 00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:32,570 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 318 00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:37,090 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 319 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:40,330 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? 320 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:45,170 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here where we need ya. Back here. 321 00:24:50,719 --> 00:24:52,000 Welcome back. 322 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:54,780 Welcome back. 323 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,020 Welcome back. 324 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:02,500 Yeah, we teased him a lot. Welcome back. 325 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,600 Welcome back. Because we got him on the spot. 326 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,920 Welcome back. 23303