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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,780 --> 00:00:05,240 Julie, ever tell you about my cousin Shermie? Never said anything until he 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,240 nine years old. 3 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:07,960 No, I never heard about that one. 4 00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:10,540 It is a true story. It amazed medical science. 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,600 This young boy, he never said anything until he was nine years old. All of a 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,059 sudden, one day, he comes down for breakfast. 7 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:19,260 My Uncle Max looks at him. He says, cereal cold. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,060 Uncle Max says, what did you say? 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,680 Cereal cold. 10 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,880 He says, Shermie, for nine years, you didn't say anything. How come all of a 11 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,460 sudden this morning you say cereal cold? 12 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:32,840 Shermie says, well, Up till now, everything's been all right. 13 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:46,400 Welcome back. 14 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:50,440 Your dreams were your ticket out. 15 00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:57,400 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 16 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,900 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 17 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:06,360 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 18 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:12,320 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 19 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:18,280 where we need ya. Back here where we need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot. But 20 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,760 got him on the spot. 21 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,100 Welcome back. 22 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,060 Welcome back. 23 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:44,048 What's happening? 24 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:45,050 Hey, boo -boo. 25 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:52,750 Hi, Barry. 26 00:01:54,390 --> 00:02:00,070 Hey, Freddie. I was wondering if you could go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with 27 00:02:00,070 --> 00:02:00,889 Saturday night. 28 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:05,130 Saturday night? Yeah. Well, you see, I'm not sure if I might be free then, you 29 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:06,130 know? 30 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:09,789 See, I might have to stay home and wash my hair. 31 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,270 Okay, Freddie. 32 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,130 You got two choices Saturday night. 33 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:19,710 Either you go to the dance with me or you go to the hospital alone. 34 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:23,510 I'd love to take you to a dance. Anytime. 35 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:24,750 I thought so. 36 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,410 Girls asking guys out. 37 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:30,330 I think the whole thing is stupid. 38 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:33,230 You know when they should be able to ask us out? 39 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:35,110 When they can get us in trouble. 40 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,430 Hey, let me get this straight now. 41 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,220 Can I ask any guy out on Sadie Hawkins Day? 42 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,220 Yes, you got it on. I see. 43 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:21,610 Epstein got a note. 44 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:23,830 So, big deal. 45 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,370 Epstein's always got a note. 46 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:29,030 When he was born, he had a note explaining why he was late. 47 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:34,250 Yeah, but Mr. Carter, this is a note to Epstein. Oh, wait, wait, wait. If it's a 48 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:36,910 note to Epstein, then it's Epstein's own personal property. 49 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:40,170 Unless he wants to share it with us. 50 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:45,310 Hey, you guys are my friends, right? Come on, let's check it out. Come on, 51 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,310 does it say? 52 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:48,410 Do you want... 53 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:53,390 Roses are red, violets are blue. My kid wants to date a Puerto Rican Jew. 54 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:57,730 Sign Juanita Levine's mother. 55 00:03:58,990 --> 00:04:01,390 Looks like you got a date, Juan. Okay, come on, sit down. 56 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:04,030 Let's take a 10 to the end. 57 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,830 And the sun is here. Cut it. 58 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,249 Pardon me. 59 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,250 Pardon me. 60 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:12,510 What's the matter, Mr. Wooper? Missed a payment on your tie? 61 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:16,230 Oh, it's worse than that. 62 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:17,990 Miss Fishbet was trailing me. 63 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:19,990 She's going to ask me to go to that dance. 64 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:29,850 Mr. 65 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:33,770 Woodman, if there's one thing you are not, it's a sweetheart. 66 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:36,430 Uh, Mr. Woodman? 67 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:38,730 Hi there. 68 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,410 What's wrong with Miss Fishbeck? 69 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,410 What's wrong with Miss Fishbeck? 70 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,200 big brown paper bag over her head wouldn't cure. 71 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,840 You know, Mr. Woodman, you'd probably be better off staying home and playing 72 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,840 strip solitaire. 73 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,100 Epstein, get bent. 74 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,180 Check it for me, will you? Try to see if the coast is clear. 75 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:14,880 I don't believe... All right, Louie, you can make a... 76 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,090 I guess this is it. 77 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,610 Goodbye. 78 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:25,250 So, Vinnie, who are you going with to the dance? 79 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,650 Well, I ain't decided yet who I'm going to let take me. 80 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,810 I may have to hold the raffle. 81 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:35,610 Yeah, the winner gets a turkey. 82 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:41,150 Well, 83 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:46,530 I think that the Sadie Hawkins idea is a terrific one. 84 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:50,290 It is high time the tables were turned. 85 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:55,790 And girls found out what it feels like to get turned down for a date. 86 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,210 I am not easy. 87 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,580 I take it you don't have a date yet. 88 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,260 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 89 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:33,040 Mr. Carter, could I rent the missus for Saturday night? 90 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,720 Hey, Arnold, give me a break. 91 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,060 I mean, she still might ask me. 92 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:40,299 All right. 93 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,380 Bye -bye. Wait up, wait up. See you. 94 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:46,660 Scott, don't forget your social studies don't work. 95 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:51,180 Mr. Carter, even though I think this whole Sadie Hawkins thing is a stupid 96 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:54,320 I think I should give Arnold a few pointers on getting a date. 97 00:06:54,650 --> 00:06:55,650 Over here. 98 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,750 Now, 99 00:06:57,770 --> 00:07:01,690 the first thing you got to do is Vinnie Barbarino look. 100 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:05,070 Okay? Your hair, for instance. Very casual. 101 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:07,950 It should look like it's being blown by unseen winds. 102 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:14,010 How's that? 103 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:15,490 Yeah, that looks better. 104 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:18,990 All right. The second is Vinnie Barbarino stance. 105 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:22,330 Okay? Now, when you're with a girl, you don't want to let her know that you're 106 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:24,070 there, right? Very nonchalant. 107 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,460 Okay? Keep your eyes closed. Stand in the corner. 108 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,220 Vinny, 109 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,700 you're going to give yourself a third -degree corduroy burn. 110 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,440 All right. Now loosen up. We've got to loosen up here, all right? 111 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,719 All right. 112 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,720 Start to relax. 113 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:30,580 I think your pants are under arrest. 114 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:35,640 You want me to try? Yeah, would you do that? 115 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:13,380 better for him than it does for me. 116 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:15,940 What are you talking about, Vinny? 117 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,200 I don't got a date yet for that stupid dance. 118 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,100 Me, Vinny Barbarino. 119 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,220 Nobody's asked you? 120 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,560 I know. 121 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,100 I can't believe it. 122 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:32,660 Hey, you want to tell one of the guys, will you? 123 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:34,860 No, Vinny. 124 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:36,480 Oh, that's good. I knew you'd understand. 125 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,720 You know, because you're older and you're married. 126 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,120 and your life is pretty much over now. 127 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,920 Well, I mean, like, as far as the fun part goes. 128 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,400 I know what you mean, Vinny. 129 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:55,300 You know what I do for a good time now? 130 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,980 I go down to the Cutray drugstore, and I have a Maalox malt. 131 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:06,380 Then for kicks, I come home, and I turn on the TV, and I get undressed in front 132 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:07,380 of the bionic woman. 133 00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:18,390 Yeah, I'll make it quick. We're talking private here. 134 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:24,170 I can't understand why you're having any trouble, Vinny. You certainly do have a 135 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,170 way with women. 136 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,230 I know. That's why it don't make no sense. 137 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:32,530 Vinny, when you're done in here, could I talk to you? 138 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:36,010 I want to ask you something. 139 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:39,190 Yeah, maybe, if I got some time. 140 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,320 Bye, Sean. 141 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,820 Vinny? Yeah? 142 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,160 What's the matter with you? 143 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,780 You scared me half to death. 144 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,880 Don't you understand what happened? Sean Mayne left her book here on purpose so 145 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,940 she should come back and ask you to go to the dance. 146 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,920 Well, then what stopped it? 147 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,300 I think it was your charming personality. 148 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:15,860 Thank you, Mr. Collins. 149 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,160 B, let me tell you a little story. Oh, no, please. Don't tell me one of your 150 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,160 stories. 151 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,340 You'll enjoy this one. 152 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:29,020 When I went to school here, my best friend's name was Bonzo Moretti. Right, 153 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:29,739 know him. 154 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:32,520 All right, well, this isn't about Bonzo. It's about his sister, Betty. 155 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:33,779 You got it? 156 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:34,840 Yeah, Betty Moretti. 157 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:41,120 Betty Moretti was the cutest girl in this school, but nobody ever asked her 158 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,560 go out because everybody thought she always had a date. 159 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:46,230 So the cutest girl was sitting home alone every night. 160 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,030 I guess you'd like to know what happened, right? 161 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,390 No. 162 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:55,810 Well, finally somebody did ask her to go out. It was No -Face Finkelman. 163 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:57,710 Talk like this. 164 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,410 Oh, my name is No -Face Finkelman. 165 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:02,310 I got no face on me. 166 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,990 Now, No -Face was not the best -looking guy in school. 167 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:08,930 No, don't sound that way. 168 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,990 So I know what happened, right? 169 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:16,750 They went to the dance, they had a good time, and they went steady, right? 170 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:21,290 No. No face happened to get a little fresh with Betty, and Bonzo beat him to 171 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,290 pulp. 172 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:26,630 But the thing is that the best -looking girl in school was sitting home alone 173 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:27,630 without a date. 174 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,310 Boy, that's some terrific story. 175 00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:32,930 Why don't you send it in to Rita's Digest? 176 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:37,130 Don't you see? I mean, it's relevant to what's happening here. You don't have a 177 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,130 date because... 178 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,080 Would you like to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me? 179 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,680 Sure. 180 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:02,160 But would it be okay if I opened my eyes so I could see who you are? 181 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,760 Oh, Vincenzo, why don't you look on the bright side of things? Gives you a 182 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,900 Saturday night free to stay home and catch up on your homework. 183 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:35,660 Don't you realize if I don't go out Saturday night, how boring my 184 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:36,660 going to be. 185 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,440 Father O'Malley looks forward to seeing me all week long. 186 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,780 Horchak. Huh? What are you doing? 187 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:02,360 I'm combing my hair with unseen wind. 188 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:07,900 Yo, Vinnie. 189 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,440 All right. 190 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:12,940 So who's taking you to the City Hawkins dance tomorrow night? 191 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,900 Who's going to escort our Italian stallion? 192 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:19,340 And it better not be my sister. 193 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,640 Well, don't worry about it, Juan. 194 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,060 Because I'm bringing a mystery guest. 195 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440 All right. 196 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:29,810 Alright, okay now. Let me guess. Let me guess. 197 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,750 Is she tall? 198 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,990 Well, she... Is she short? 199 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,150 Sort of. Which? 200 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:38,850 Tall or short? 201 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,650 Both. Vinnie, how could she be both? 202 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:45,070 Well, parts of her are tall and parts of her are short. 203 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:48,510 Hey, Freddie. 204 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:52,610 Yeah? Do you think that you could kind of help me brush up on some of the new 205 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:56,090 dances for the dance tomorrow night? Oh, sure. Which ones do you need to learn? 206 00:14:56,390 --> 00:15:01,240 All of them. them right okay we're gonna start with the hustle all right okay 207 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:05,920 okay now the first thing i want you to do is i want you to feel your hips 208 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:12,760 now with your hand feel them with your 209 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:18,800 head i don't think they'll reach 210 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,060 epstein just watch me epstein give me a beat 211 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,640 One, two, three. 212 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,599 Follow me. 213 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,500 One, two, three. 214 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:38,380 Not too far. 215 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,620 Oh, I got it. I got the music in me. 216 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,700 This is supposed to be a school, not Salt, right? 217 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,890 I was just showing the guys here some new steps for the dance tomorrow night. 218 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,130 Oh. 219 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,970 Well, I'm going to the dance myself. 220 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,850 Oh, yeah? I thought you wasn't going. 221 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:10,510 Well, I wasn't, but Miss Fishbeck, she caught me off guard. 222 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,050 She hid in the faculty men's room. 223 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:22,270 When I walked in, she jumped out of a stall and popped the question. 224 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,620 You know, Washington, I used to be a pretty good dancer myself. 225 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,860 Really? Let me see that step again. 226 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,560 Oh, sure. Epstein, let me get that beat one more time. 227 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,110 that Jackson 5 don't talk about. 228 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,670 Carter, I'm just brushing up on the latest steps for the Sadie Hawkins 229 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:11,810 You resent me because I'm with it and you're not. 230 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,340 all week, but you wouldn't by any chance be free to go with me to the dance 231 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,340 tomorrow night? 232 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,520 Well, 233 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,040 it shows pretty good taste that you ask. 234 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:59,060 But, um, I would have got a date for that dance tomorrow night. 235 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,600 Sure, that's what I figured. 236 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,280 Well, maybe another time. 237 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,820 Yeah, maybe another time. 238 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:11,080 So, you got a date after all? 239 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,300 No. 240 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,420 and why'd you turn that girl down? She was really cute. 241 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,280 You don't understand, Mr. Carter. I'm Vinnie Barbarino. 242 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,320 I got a reputation to think of. 243 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:27,900 I mean, what would those guys think if they knew I got a date the day before 244 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,900 dance? 245 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:36,760 Well, my friend, I hope you and your reputation have a good time together 246 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,760 tomorrow night. 247 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,910 Come on, Michael, let's get it on. 248 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:19,530 Well, little girl, how'd you like to play homeroom? 249 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:23,410 Don't you want to get a passing grade in social studies? 250 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,990 This is great up here. Just you, me. 251 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:35,830 And Vinny. 252 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,310 Hi, kids. 253 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:47,130 Vinny, why aren't you downstairs with everybody else? Julie, Julie, would you 254 00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:48,130 excuse me for a minute? 255 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,990 Sure. See you later, honey. 256 00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,370 Vinny, what are you doing here? 257 00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,250 Come on, let's go down to the dance floor. 258 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,630 I just can't, Mr. Carter, not without a date. 259 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:08,270 I mean, the guys would be so disappointed in me. 260 00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:13,030 I mean, you've got no idea what kind of pressure I'm under being a living 261 00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,030 legend. 262 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,910 Finney, being a ladies' man doesn't make you a man. 263 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:24,230 It takes more guts to go down there and face your friends without a date than it 264 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,830 does to stay up here alone and hide. 265 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:28,030 I don't know about that. 266 00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,290 Believe me, Finney. 267 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,250 Your friends will understand that. 268 00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:36,850 We don't think so. 269 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,350 Look on this globe. 270 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,710 There's a place here called Iran. 271 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,950 I want to tell you a story about a guy in Iran. 272 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,190 No. 273 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,310 No. No more stories. 274 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,310 I'll do anything you want. 275 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:55,290 I'll go to the dance. I'll go home. I'll do my homework. But no more stories. 276 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,830 I'm not as young as I used to be. 277 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,010 Ah, go on, Mr. Woodman. 278 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:08,450 You were never young. 279 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:15,150 I had to pay Washington a dollar to cut in. 280 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:20,090 That fishbeck never knows when to stop. Must be those orthopedic shoes. 281 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:22,750 You need a drink. 282 00:21:42,159 --> 00:21:43,200 What? A date. 283 00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:47,980 I don't got one. 284 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,360 Oh, that's so funny. 285 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:58,780 I thought, I just heard Vinnie Barbarino say he don't got a date. 286 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,280 That's right, I don't got a date. 287 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,400 And on account of that, I was afraid to come here and show up in front of you 288 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400 guys. 289 00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:18,210 You showed me how to act with a date. I could show you how to act without a 290 00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,210 date. 291 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,690 Hey, Vinnie, your friends understand. 292 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:28,810 Hey, Mr. Cartier is right. 293 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,850 A thing like that could happen to anybody, Vinnie. 294 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:34,250 Hey, we understand. 295 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:38,470 Hey, don't we, Juan? Oh, yeah, yeah, we all understand. And you ladies 296 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:39,610 understand, too, don't you? 297 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,400 What a coincidence, Vinnie. There's somebody else here without a date. 298 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:32,770 Julie, did I ever tell you about my uncle Atlas? 299 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:37,210 He used to play handball every afternoon with this guy Morty. 20 years he played 300 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:40,270 handball. Now one day they're in the locker room after the handball game and 301 00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:42,550 friend Morty, the guy he plays handball with, is putting on a girdle. 302 00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:44,410 Morty is putting on a girdle? 303 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:48,490 That's what my uncle Atlas said. Morty, you're putting on a girdle. How long 304 00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:49,570 have you been wearing a girdle? 305 00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:53,330 Morty said, ever since my wife found it in a glove compartment of my car. 306 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:11,700 Welcome back. 307 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,780 Your dreams were your ticket out. 308 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:22,740 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 309 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,160 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 310 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:31,720 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 311 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,620 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 312 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,760 where we need ya. Back here. 313 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,620 Welcome back. 314 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:53,320 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome 315 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,000 back. Welcome back. 316 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:59,340 We always could spot a friend. 317 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,680 Welcome back. 318 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,860 And I smile when I think. 23598