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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:05,190 Julie, did you ever say about my uncle Cecil he was a highway patrolman? 2 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:09,630 No. I didn't know that you had an uncle who was a highway patrolman. 3 00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:13,530 Yes, I do. Now, one day he's on the road and he sees a speck in his rearview 4 00:00:13,530 --> 00:00:15,750 mirror. It's coming at him faster and faster. 5 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:18,490 Right? He looks and it goes by. It's a guy running. 6 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:22,950 Cecil tries to catch up. He goes 60, 70 miles an hour. Can't catch up to this 7 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:26,930 guy. About five minutes later, he's turning the road. He hears groaning from 8 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:27,788 side of the road. 9 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,790 Oh. 10 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:33,290 He looks and it's the same guy. 11 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:35,550 He says, what happened? How'd you get here? 12 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:38,750 The guy looks up and says, you know what it is to have a blowout in these 13 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,050 sneakers at 80 miles an hour? 14 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:54,670 Welcome back. 15 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,930 Your dreams were your ticket out. 16 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,310 Welcome back. 17 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:05,850 To that same old place that you laughed about. 18 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:10,310 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 19 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:14,810 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 20 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:20,830 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back here 21 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:26,750 where we need ya. Back here where we need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot. Cause 22 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,210 got him on the spot. 23 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:29,570 Welcome back. 24 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:31,570 Welcome back. 25 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,080 Welcome back. 26 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:05,690 constitutional amendment has to be ratified by at least two... All right, 27 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,830 fire drill, fire drill. Everybody remain cool and calm. 28 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:12,910 Not that calm. 29 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,890 All right, up to you, single file. Quietly, calmly, let's go. 30 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:18,430 Come on. 31 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:22,010 Right you are, Mr. Cotto. 32 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:27,550 At a time like this, we should all have a cool head. 33 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,300 Take it easy. Get everybody else outside. Just the drill. Go to your 34 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:44,540 place. Come on. But, Mr. Carter, when that bell rings, how do we know it's a 35 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,460 fire drill and not a real fire? 36 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:49,220 I guess we don't. 37 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:51,220 That's what I thought. 38 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:52,900 Fire! 39 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:58,720 Oh, my God! Oh, no! 40 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,340 Oh, my goodness! 41 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:01,640 No! 42 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,180 Hey, that's the third fire drill this week. 43 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,320 Hey, I had enough of these dry runs. 44 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:10,450 I think it's time to place court on fire so we can see how it's going to do 45 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:11,450 under real pressure. 46 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,310 It's just a drill. I'm okay. It's just a drill. All right, Carter. 47 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:20,270 Which one of your sweat hogs turned in the fourth alarm? 48 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,410 Mr. Woodman, how can you be so sure it was one of my kids? 49 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,950 Now, you're right, Carter. It was unfair of me. 50 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:28,470 Could have been you. 51 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:35,330 I remember when you were a sweat hog, you put hot fudge in the ink wells. 52 00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,790 Fudging the ink was. That was crazy Delaney. 53 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:46,030 I ran around afterwards and sprinkled nuts on it, but I didn't put it... Who 54 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:47,030 that? 55 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:52,290 Ain't that the kind of thing that makes you proud? Thank you very much. All 56 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:55,210 right, the drill's over. Let's go inside. Come on. Come on, everybody. 57 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:56,290 everybody inside. 58 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:58,350 Hold it, hold it. 59 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,750 As long as you're all out here, let me check your lockers. 60 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,210 Principal Lazarus has ordered a locker inspection. 61 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:06,090 What are you looking for? 62 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,200 Anything I can find to nail your sweat hogs. 63 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,980 Mr. Woman, what is this? Be cruel to sweat hog day? 64 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,380 Potter, every day is be cruel to sweat hog day. 65 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:23,260 This is my locker and welcome to it. 66 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,160 Good grief. 67 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,940 What is that? 68 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,260 Looks like an antique banana. 69 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,000 it long enough, it might be worth something. 70 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,600 I collect old fruit. 71 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,220 That's Steve. 72 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,840 Hold it. You got a warrant? 73 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,360 What's all this? 74 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,120 Those are the notes covering my absenteeism for the rest of my life. 75 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,430 Is this your locker? 76 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:26,870 Where? 77 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,630 What? Where? 78 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:34,670 Barbarino, the only reason you've got a head is to separate your ears. 79 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:43,550 Separate? I think Mr. Woodland just ranked you. Well, can I rank him back 80 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,030 without getting in trouble? Can I do that? 81 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:47,210 I don't know. 82 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:48,310 Can you do that? 83 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,610 Sure. I used to be pretty good at this. 84 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:55,550 Give me your best shot, clam breath. 85 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:02,610 And I won't get in no trouble. 86 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,570 No. You mean it? 87 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:07,270 Sure, I mean it, pepperoni puss. 88 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,410 Well, listen, you snow -capped leprechaun. 89 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:20,590 You look like somebody played Danny Boy in your face with an ugly stick. 90 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:25,689 Bob Reno. 91 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:28,210 That's so funny, you can stay after school for two weeks. 92 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:31,750 Wait a second. 93 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,070 Mr. Woodman, you told them that it was all right. 94 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:35,930 Just call it, Brillo Head. 95 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,310 I'm not doing it for that. 96 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,410 It's because of this. 97 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:51,710 What is this jacket with sweat hogs on it? It's nothing, nothing. 98 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:52,809 Wait a minute. 99 00:06:52,810 --> 00:06:54,630 Gang. wear jackets like this. 100 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:58,710 No. Yeah, well, uh, those are our colors. You see, as guys, we formed a 101 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,709 club. 102 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,190 Yeah, well, exactly what kind of club did you form? 103 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:07,370 Well, it must be some terrific club, because so far, they won't let me join. 104 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:12,350 -school organizations are forbidden on school grounds. 105 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:17,110 Now, jackets mean gangs, gangs mean fight, and fights mean bad news. 106 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:20,050 Principal Lazarus doesn't like bad news, Carter. 107 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:22,450 The last time I brought him bad news... 108 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:23,850 He ate my tie. 109 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:27,370 Look at this. There's another one. 110 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:28,630 They're not people. 111 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:32,710 Where have you been, Freddy? 112 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,870 Oh, wow, man. I had some trouble. 113 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,170 Hey, you okay? 114 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:39,490 Hey, man, those guys over at New Utrecht said I invaded their turf. 115 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:40,770 Did you? 116 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:42,110 No, not exactly. 117 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:44,890 Actually, I invaded Pearl Jackson. 118 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:52,070 Unfortunately, she happens to live right in the middle of their turf. But y 'all 119 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:52,829 don't worry. 120 00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:54,230 Old Boomer don't have to take care of himself. 121 00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:57,850 See, man, I got surrounded by these seven big, bad new Utrecht cats. Right, 122 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:59,110 I mean, it was coming on me. Wait a second. 123 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:00,990 There were seven of them? 124 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:03,590 No, either there were seven or two. I don't know. 125 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:11,030 Anyway, I looked them right in the eye, and then I see... Hi there. 126 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,930 They don't say nothing. 127 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:19,370 They just look at me mean. 128 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:21,470 So I holds my ground. 129 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:39,490 Don't you guys realize that if you walk around with jackets like this, you're 130 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:40,549 just asking for trouble? 131 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:45,250 And I want you to listen to me. Sooner or later, somebody's really going to get 132 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,250 hurt. 133 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:47,290 Yeah. 134 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,530 Especially me. 135 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,400 Oh, poor baby. 136 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,800 You don't look so good. 137 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,520 What's the matter? 138 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,560 I'm just worried. 139 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,860 Oh, honey, I was talking to the plant. 140 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,460 Edna. 141 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,000 Julie, what do you give all these plants girls' names for? How do you know 142 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,600 they're girls? What do you do, peek under the leaves? 143 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,740 Besides, it's ridiculous for you to keep on talking about plants anyway. 144 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:35,630 Well, tonight, Edna's a lot more fun than you are. 145 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:40,670 I'm sorry, honey. I'm just worried about the kids. 146 00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:42,370 I'm worried. 147 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:45,810 Excuse me, Edna. 148 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,690 Okay. 149 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:52,350 What's the big crisis this time? 150 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,930 You have to help Horshak break in a new lunchbox? 151 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,650 It's even more serious than that. 152 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,390 You're kidding. 153 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:02,090 No, I got a problem, Julie. The kids have formed a gang. 154 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,880 And I don't know what to do. 155 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,000 I mean, I think there's going to be a rumble. 156 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,680 A rumble? 157 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,660 What's a rumble? 158 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:12,620 Oh, I forgot. 159 00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:13,940 You're from Nebraska. 160 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,360 In Nebraska, a rumble is when your cow has a gas attack. 161 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:28,820 A rumble is a fight. 162 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,140 People hit each other. 163 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:32,240 A person could develop a coma. 164 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:37,680 I remember when I was in school, there was this guy I knew, Bonzo Moretti. 165 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:44,280 Bonzo loved to rumble. He would fight anybody, anything. 166 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,720 Busters, buildings, small towns. 167 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,660 One year for summer vacation, he beat up everybody in Utah. 168 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,780 I think there's someone rumbling at the door. 169 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,860 I gather you're joining the gang, too? 170 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,100 Do you know what it's like, Arnold, to be in a rumble? 171 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:34,300 So? What's a rumble like? 172 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,800 I want you to picture a game of hockey. 173 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,420 Yes. Big guys. 174 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,960 Ooh. With no teeth. 175 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,900 Oh. Big sticks. 176 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,840 Oh. And you're the puck. 177 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:52,520 Mr. Carter, I want to be a punk, not a puck. 178 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:01,270 Mrs. Cotter. 179 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,750 I know. 180 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,530 Such a pity. 181 00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:11,750 A young man like me cut down in his groin. 182 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,870 Do you know that I just got my first chest hair? 183 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,430 If you'd like to see it, I'll go home and get it. 184 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:29,410 Mr. Cotter, before I go to the... 185 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,410 Rumble. 186 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:35,050 There's only one thing I would like you to do for me. 187 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,470 What's that all? 188 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:39,050 Stop me from going! 189 00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:27,460 What do you got to do to initiate yourself? 190 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,060 Oh, it was awful, really. 191 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:35,920 For a whole week solid, every day after school, I'd lock myself in my room and 192 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,880 watch reruns of Gilligan's Island. 193 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,900 Oh, wow. 194 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:44,520 Vinny, I had no idea. 195 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,920 How about you, Freddy? How'd you get initiated? 196 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:54,960 Oh, I didn't. I joined on Vinny's special minority membership plan. 197 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,990 Epstein, what are you complaining about? 198 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,670 You didn't have to get initiated. 199 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:06,150 Yeah, that's because I got a note here. 200 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:14,850 You got to see this one. Dear Punk, please excuse 201 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:19,270 Juan from his gang initiation because of an inner ear problem. 202 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,030 He hates to hear himself scream. 203 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,110 Signed, Epstein's mother. 204 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,070 Hey, look, I got a great idea for the initiation. 205 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,620 Why don't we stick Horschak's head in my gym locker for about three minutes? 206 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,980 We want to initiate him, not kill him. 207 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,200 Hello, fellow delinquent. 208 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,320 All right, Horschak, you ready for initiation? 209 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,440 Huh? Yeah. You ready to become a man? 210 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,100 Or something close. 211 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,420 the beginning. I just gotta get my thoughts deranged. 212 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,920 Horshack, over here. 213 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,920 Frederick, give me some water. 214 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,560 Horshack, genuflect. 215 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,280 Jenny who? 216 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,060 I was gonna baptize you. 217 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,740 It's the only thing I could think of, right? 218 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,340 You know, being Catholic and all. 219 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:25,340 Horshack, you look like a Vaseline factory blew up on you. 220 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:33,200 Listen, Vinnie, if you're going to have an initiation, why don't you initiate us 221 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,200 all at once? 222 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,280 What do you mean all of us, man? What do you mean all of us? 223 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:38,720 I brought some recruits. 224 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,040 So sit down. Come on, sit down. 225 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,780 Recruits? Sit down. This is a joke. It's recruits. Epstein, I do not see you 226 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,780 sitting. I'm sitting. 227 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:48,900 Okay. 228 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,540 You crazy? Listen, I wouldn't do nothing to modest natural beauty. 229 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,200 Mr. Carter, we're just going to throw the scare into those new U -Trick guys 230 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,720 account of what they did to Freddy. Yeah. 231 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,700 What'd you bring Woodman for? I can't believe it. That's right, Carter. What 232 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,700 you bring me for? 233 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,040 Oh, good old Ace over here. 234 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,900 Yeah. He's the only one that's got the key to the nurse's office. 235 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,340 What's the difference? Let them knock each other's brains loose. Pow! 236 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,640 Easy, Ace. 237 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,580 Get in the picture. They all dress up like this, right? You're trying to stop 238 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,920 us. We ain't gonna stop you. Hey, hey, no. 239 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,520 We ain't trying to stop you. I just remember what a rumble was like when I 240 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,820 in school, how exciting it was. I figured I could give you guys a few 241 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,139 All right? 242 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,220 Now, who's the first guy that's got the chains? 243 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,660 Chains, chains. 244 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,220 No, no, don't got no chains on me. 245 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:12,539 No chains? 246 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,540 No one has any chains? 247 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,160 I got some brass knuckles. 248 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,420 Brass knuckles? 249 00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:18,859 Sticks? You got sticks? 250 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,619 Sticks, you're talking big time now. 251 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,150 I don't understand you guys. 252 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,670 Where'd you come here? Go to a rumble or go to a dance? 253 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:28,970 Dance. That's a good idea. 254 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,790 In fact, I know what I'm going to do right now, all right? Let's do the 255 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,790 Oh. 256 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:43,610 Looks like we don't have to go to the dance. 257 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:45,470 Here's the entertainment committee. 258 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,850 I didn't think they was going to show up. 259 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:49,070 All right. 260 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:44,779 service here. 261 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,120 I came here for some action. 262 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,880 Who's the first guy wants to lose control of his face? 263 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,840 Will you pull it? 264 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,590 I don't like to watch him dismember people. 265 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:24,810 That's the oldest punk I ever saw. 266 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,450 You a senior? 267 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,050 I'm the vice principal. 268 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,610 Vice principal? 269 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,730 This is a tough school. 270 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,280 You're lucky. 271 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,680 Just be glad you didn't have to mess with him. 272 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:52,980 Hush, Jack. 273 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,300 Number seven. 274 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,720 Hold me back. 275 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:20,940 Let me out of here! 276 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,440 Cora, please. 277 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,440 There's no need to get all worked up here. Breathe deep. 278 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,640 Breathe deep. 279 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,180 Relax. 280 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,460 I'm sure that we can all work out our little difficulties here. 281 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,760 It'll be no problem. 282 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,920 We'll talk. We'll talk. 283 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:42,420 Tomorrow. 284 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:43,800 Call my service. 285 00:20:53,740 --> 00:21:00,400 vice -principal that's right and you're a teacher you got it 286 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:05,180 what do you teach home economics 287 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:51,590 And I convinced them to dress this way because we wanted to make sure that 288 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:54,590 nobody would get hurt. I told you nobody was going to get hurt, Mr. Carter. We 289 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:57,690 were just going to throw a scare into those guys. That's how it starts, Juan. 290 00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:00,930 You try to scare them, then they scare you, then you push them and they shove 291 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:04,210 you. You do something bad to them and they try to do something worse to you. 292 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,070 That's the way wars get started. 293 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,130 It's the same thing with countries. 294 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:13,090 The head of one country says to the head of another country, off my case, tank 295 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:14,090 face. 296 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,860 EY is back up your nose with Tokyo Rose. 297 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,320 And one week later, John Wayne is storming Iwo Jima. 298 00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:26,480 Yeah, well, I don't want no part of nothing like that. 299 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:32,380 Yeah, me neither. Hey, Mr. Carter, does this mean I don't gotta be tough no 300 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:33,380 more? 301 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,740 That's right on. 302 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:38,120 Come on, we all had a long day. What do you say we, uh... 303 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:44,220 What do you say we all slide home? 304 00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:06,809 Hi, honey. 305 00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:11,810 Thanks for bringing me lunch. You're going to love it. I made you a sandwich 306 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,910 my famous tuna casserole. 307 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,790 Go ahead, dig in. 308 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,710 Julie, did I ever tell you about my uncle Harry Carter? 309 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:25,690 Harry was a soft touch. Anybody could tell him anything. 310 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:29,570 Talk like this. Hello, I'm Harry Carter. I'm a nice guy. Anybody could tell me 311 00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:30,570 anything. 312 00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,530 Like one time he went to buy a suit. 313 00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:33,890 Tried the jacket on. 314 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,720 One of the sleeves is longer than the other. 315 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,480 So they said, look, mister, the sleeve is longer than the other one. How could 316 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,280 really stop you? The sleeve is longer. 317 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,200 I said, look, just hold your arm like this, and it's fine. 318 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,360 Then he tries on the pants. 319 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,780 He notices that one leg is longer than the other. 320 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,840 He said, mister, this leg is longer than the other one. I couldn't walk down the 321 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,520 sleeve with a leg longer than the other one. 322 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,680 I said, well, just hold your leg out like that. 323 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,800 Sells him the suit. 324 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,820 Harry walks out of the store. These two guys notice him walking down the street. 325 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,540 One says to the other, oh, my God, look at that unfortunate fellow over there. 326 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,400 Other guy says, yeah, it's a shame. 327 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,940 But look how nice his suit fits. 328 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,580 Welcome back. 329 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:34,890 Your dreams were your ticket out. 330 00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:41,690 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 331 00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:46,170 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 332 00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:50,650 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 333 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:56,630 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 334 00:24:56,630 --> 00:25:00,170 where we need ya. Back here where... We need you. 335 00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:05,370 We tease him a lot because we got him on the spot. Welcome back. 24654