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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,480 What's the matter, Julie? Who was that? It was a crank call. 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,220 I don't know why kids have to make crank calls. 3 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:10,660 Did you ever do that? 4 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,380 Just once. 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,800 I was about 11. 6 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,340 We called up a butcher. 7 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:17,220 We said, hello, is this the butcher? 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,320 He said, yes, it is. 9 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:20,900 We said, do you have pig's feet? 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,020 He said, we certainly do. 11 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,000 I said, well, where do you buy your shoes? 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,780 Welcome back, colleagues. We're recording live before 3 o 'clock. 13 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,580 Welcome back. 14 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,760 Your dreams were your ticket out. 15 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:52,660 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 16 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:57,100 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 17 00:00:57,820 --> 00:01:01,640 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:07,580 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 19 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,000 where we need ya. 20 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:16,310 We tease him a lot because we got him on the spot. Welcome back 21 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:20,710 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back 22 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:47,570 Mr. Woodman, uh, mixing these two classes, do you really think that that's 23 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:50,570 right thing to do? This flu epidemic has hit us hard, Carter. 24 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:53,110 Miss Fishbeck, half my other teachers, out sick. 25 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:59,250 I've got to combine what's left of her academically enriched class with your, 26 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:00,530 uh, sweat hogs. 27 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:06,870 I don't know, Mr. Woodman, mixing Miss Fishbeck's class with the sweat hogs, 28 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,990 it's like mixing strawberries and mustard. 29 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,600 What's the matter with strawberries and mustard? I eat it every day. 30 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:22,360 What is he doing? 31 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,680 He was just pretending to play the bass. 32 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:27,240 Isn't there some other way, Mr. Woodman? 33 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,800 He was just pretending. They do a lot of pretending in that class. 34 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,200 They pretend to be students. He pretends to be a teacher. 35 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,920 MC, where you going? What's the matter? 36 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:45,020 You going flying? 37 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,200 No, you're not? You're sick of flying? 38 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,040 Your stomach is flying. 39 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:54,380 Flu. You just flew in from Vegas and boy is your stomach tired. 40 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,080 No. Oh, you're sick. You got the flu. 41 00:02:58,380 --> 00:02:59,380 Yeah. 42 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920 Flu. 43 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:16,570 epidemic is a crisis cutter. 44 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:19,630 You remember what General Patton used to say? 45 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,050 Sure I do. He said, school is hell. 46 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:30,110 No, he didn't say that. He said, when the going gets tough, the tough get 47 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:33,010 What's the matter, Mr. Woodman? 48 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:35,210 You got the flu? 49 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:51,000 As you see, Miss Fishbeck is out with the flu, so some of her students will be 50 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,200 joining us. Let's give them a nice, warm, sweetheart welcome. 51 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:57,180 Hey, yo, 52 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,360 Mr. Kitev. 53 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,120 If they're academically enriched, then what is we? 54 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,160 Unenriched. 55 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,500 No, you're dumb. 56 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:23,510 Take one end of a rubber hose and put it in your mouth. 57 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:26,570 And then you take the other and you put it up your nose. 58 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:29,830 And then you blow till your brains fall out. 59 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,750 Hey, Vinny. 60 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,890 Vinny, when are you going to change the oil in your hair? 61 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,110 Hey, hey, hey, Judy. 62 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:43,110 You know how you can lose ten ugly pounds in a hurry? 63 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,150 Have your hair... 64 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,220 Boy, we have a lot more casualties. Arnold is absent. 65 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,000 Yeah, I don't think Arnold's absent the whole time I've known him. 66 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,840 Yeah, you know, he never gets sick. 67 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,880 I guess it's probably because no germ would want to live in his body. 68 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:17,700 Arnold, will you take that mask off so 69 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,000 we can understand what you're saying? 70 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,480 All I said was... 71 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:28,140 Nice to be safe, but you can carry flu prevention a little bit too far. 72 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,100 You know, Mr. Carter, you're not looking so hot yourself. 73 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:33,900 How would you like some vitamins? 74 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:38,300 These are to make your complexion pretty. 75 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,640 These are to strengthen your teeth and your nails. 76 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,100 And these are to make you friskier with the missus. 77 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,690 of those pills do I take to make you sit down? 78 00:05:58,510 --> 00:05:59,510 Oh, Mr. 79 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,130 Carter. Go ahead, go ahead. 80 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:07,770 Yesterday, we were talking about world economics. 81 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:12,230 Now, the economics of the world greatly changed with the discovery of the new 82 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:16,150 world. Now, who was the first explorer to chart the North American coastline? 83 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:25,460 Amerigo Vespucci. 84 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,300 You made that up. 85 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:32,040 Amerigo Vespucci. 86 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,920 You mean you don't know who Amerigo Vespucci was? 87 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,120 Of course I know who he was. 88 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:44,680 That was Chef Boyardee's maiden name. 89 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,220 Okay. 90 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,880 Now one of the most important trade routes of the new world. 91 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:56,510 Maybe the most important was the Mississippi River. Now, who discovered 92 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,510 Mississippi River? 93 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:03,370 Judy. 94 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:05,150 DeSoto! 95 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:09,690 DeSoto! That was the name of my father's first taxi cab, DeSoto! 96 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:13,209 All right. 97 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:15,110 I'm going to ask you a very simple question. 98 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:18,430 Something we all know because we all learned it in... 99 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,180 Three names of Columbus's three ships. 100 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,880 Oh, 101 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,360 I used to know that. 102 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,420 Me? Me? I know. 103 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:35,800 Freddy, come on. What is it? Freddy. All right. 104 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:39,600 Okay. You want to know the three names of Columbus's three ships, right? Okay. 105 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,800 I'm going to give it to you. 106 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:41,940 Um. 107 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,760 Nina? 108 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:45,820 Nina, right? 109 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:06,900 The 10th. 110 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:35,350 that I would like to share with the class. 111 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:37,090 It's about Lewis and Clark. 112 00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:39,610 Al Lewis and Willie Clark. 113 00:08:40,669 --> 00:08:44,169 The Sunshine Boys. I've seen that movie many times. 114 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,570 Oh, Mr. Carter, please. 115 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:48,390 Do your George Burns. 116 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:52,050 All right. 117 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:59,490 I remember the week I was working at the Tivoli Theater in Poughkeepsie, New 118 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:00,490 York. 119 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,600 Was on a split bill, and the other act was a young lady named Trixie Hicks. 120 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:09,180 Terrific act. She used to have the map of England tattooed on her body. 121 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,520 Big finish was she would show the audience the White Cliffs of Dover. 122 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,760 Mr. Carter, we're here to learn. 123 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:20,860 Miss Fishbeck doesn't do impressions. 124 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:25,020 Yeah. All she ever does is tug at a girdle. 125 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:41,400 to explore the newly acquired territory known as the Louisiana Purchase. 126 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:46,280 They also had an Indian woman with them who acted as a guide. Her name was 127 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,580 Sacagawea, and she was fascinating. 128 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:52,260 I could talk about her for hours because she was the first woman in history... 129 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:52,559 Judy, Judy, Judy! 130 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,860 Give it to me later, all right? 131 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,060 All right! 132 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,900 Homework! Homework! Mr. Cotty forgot to get some homework. Right, right, right, 133 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:03,080 right. Homework tomorrow once you answer the questions in the back of Chapter 6. 134 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,260 For tomorrow, mañana. 135 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,320 Hey, Todd. 136 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:08,510 Yeah. Can I talk to you for a minute? 137 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,670 Todd. Yeah. 138 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:14,470 You don't understand. 139 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:21,910 You see, when he forgets to give us homework, you're not supposed to remind 140 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,310 See? Comprendo? 141 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,790 Domo? 142 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,770 See, Freddy, if I may. 143 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:35,670 Todd, on behalf of all the sweathearts present, 144 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,860 I would like to welcome you to our class. 145 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,000 Oh, thanks, Arnold. 146 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:48,060 What are you doing? Oh, by the way, Todd, you know that gook 147 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:51,740 that they scrape from the bottom of the barrel? 148 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,680 That's you, Todd. 149 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,620 All right, all right, all right. 150 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:06,270 Come on. Let's cut this out, all right? We'll be together for a few days, maybe, 151 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:07,950 and we're all here for the same thing, to learn. 152 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:11,930 You know what I learned today, Mr. Carter? I'll tell you what I learned 153 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:13,570 learned that I don't know nothing. 154 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,850 No, Vinnie, you don't know anything. 155 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:17,530 See? 156 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:20,230 All right, look. 157 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:24,130 Learning is like anything else. People just don't all do it at the same pace. 158 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:25,790 It's like the stomach. 159 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:29,390 Some people get it. 160 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,750 Some people don't get it. 161 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,240 I think I got it. 162 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,040 Julie. 163 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,720 What's the matter? 164 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:56,340 I have a zero temperature. 165 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,140 I think you're probably just reading it wrong. 166 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,620 this, you died three days ago. 167 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,380 How do you feel, honey? 168 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:12,060 You know that gook that they scrape from the bottom of the barrel? 169 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,860 Why don't you just come on and get back in bed? 170 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:17,540 I can't. 171 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:21,400 I gotta go to school. I cannot leave my kids alone with this fishbecks class. 172 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,700 I mean, they're starting to feel inadequate already. 173 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,560 If I don't show up, they'll probably just stop trying to learn. 174 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:31,880 Besides, uh, they'll put them with Mr. Millman's metal shop if I'm not there. 175 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,120 So? 176 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:37,750 Those kids alone in the metal shop class, they'll build a tank. 177 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,950 Honey, you are crazy. 178 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:44,970 I know. 179 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:48,110 That's what makes this marriage work. 180 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,110 All right. 181 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,150 What do you want me to make you for breakfast? 182 00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:54,790 Don't talk about that. Don't mention that word. 183 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:58,830 Well, do you want me to pack you a lunch? Lou, do not talk about food, 184 00:12:58,910 --> 00:12:59,689 No food. 185 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:02,470 Honey, you cannot go an entire day without eating. 186 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,360 I know that. That's why I'm going to make myself a nice sandwich. 187 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,400 I got a nice sandwich that I'm going to make. 188 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,900 A couple pieces of bread. 189 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,380 Then you put on some anisin. 190 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,560 Some Pepto -Bismol. 191 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,940 Then you get some milk and magnesia. 192 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,560 And you got a nice medicine sandwich. 193 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,360 And then for dessert, you can get some nasal spray. Oh, good. 194 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,600 I'll feel good, Julie. 195 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,380 Nice to see the bright smiling backs of your heads. 196 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:49,120 You were looking very chipper yourself this morning, Mr. Carter. 197 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,340 Look, 198 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:55,500 Carter, you don't need us no more. You finally got some smart kids you can 199 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,780 teach, so why don't you just pretend we ain't here, okay? 200 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:02,380 Oh, little babies got their feelings hurt. 201 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:07,040 So they're going to do the, oh, we're not going to face Mr. Carter routine, 202 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,320 right? 203 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:17,750 in the sand and be sweat ostriches routine. 204 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:27,610 It's going to be the old... That's enough. Come on. Turn those chairs 205 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:54,370 To the first day of school. It's like we haven't learned anything. 206 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:56,450 No. 207 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,790 Now we're back to the first day of school. 208 00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:05,370 This is nice, huh? 209 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:07,750 This is the way for high school students to act. 210 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,230 Throwing paper airplanes at their teacher. 211 00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:12,930 Well, I won't stand for it. 212 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,800 I got a note explaining my absenteeism. 213 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,540 Dear Mr. Carter, please excuse Juan's absence. 214 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,500 Aren't you going to read along? 215 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,340 Please excuse Juan's absence. He was home sick with a stomach flu. 216 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,820 Sincerely, Mrs. Epstein. 217 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:44,220 Fine. 218 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,240 It's okay, Juan. Your excuse is perfectly legitimate. 219 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,580 I know. 220 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,060 That's the problem. 221 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:53,340 It's the first legit excuse I've turned in in 11 years. 222 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,660 Me. 223 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:58,820 Juan Epstein, the flim -flam man of Buchanan High School. 224 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,360 A legit excuse. 225 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,000 What's the world coming to? 226 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,060 How are you feeling, Juan? 227 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,740 Better, Horshack. 228 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,080 Good. 229 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:18,320 Hey, Juan, I didn't finish my lunch yesterday. You want half a liverwurst 230 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,320 sandwich? 231 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:32,470 you empty the school out. 232 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:38,050 All right, yesterday, you were supposed to answer the questions in the back of 233 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,049 chapter six. 234 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,650 Will everyone please take out their homework? 235 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:48,790 Now, Mr. Vincent Barbarino, I don't see any homework. 236 00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,510 All right, so I didn't do my homework. 237 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:53,930 So excuse me for living. 238 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,510 How about you, Arnold? Did you do your homework? 239 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:09,540 If Vinnie did not do his homework, then the chances is very great that I didn't 240 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,540 do mine. 241 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:13,619 What about you, Freddie? 242 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:18,819 Well, you see, uh... Hi there. 243 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:22,619 Hi there. 244 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,579 Homework. Oh, homework. You see, well, I don't happen to have my homework right 245 00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:26,579 here handy. 246 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,000 Did you do your homework? 247 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,060 I did mine, Mr. Cotter. 248 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,080 Thank you, Todd. 249 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,060 My homework's right here, too, Mr. Cotter. It's tight. 250 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,920 It's replicant. 251 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,320 Naturally. 252 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,760 Hey, yo, Mr. Cotter. 253 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,740 Why do you need our homework, folks? 254 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,620 They got all the answers. 255 00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:58,580 Yeah. 256 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,920 What we got is a lot of questions. 257 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,520 I don't want you to stop asking questions. 258 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,280 As in questions is how you learn. You can't just quit. 259 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:11,580 What would happen if George Washington quit, huh? 260 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,360 If Abraham Lincoln quit? 261 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,740 What would happen if Murray Kornfeld quit? 262 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,480 I never heard of no Murray Kornfeld. 263 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,300 You know why you never heard of him? Because he quit. 264 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,840 Now, you want to know why Miss Fishbeck's class knows all the answers? 265 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400 No. 266 00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:38,870 the answers because they learn they study because school is important to 267 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:43,270 you can know all the answers too all you have to do is study i gotta disagree 268 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:50,250 with that mr cotter i tried it it don't work i once opened up a 269 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:57,210 book and i studied it i mean study no fooling 270 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,430 around 15 solid minutes 271 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:08,550 Look, you can learn anything you want, but that's the key word. You have to 272 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:11,350 to. Now, you people know things that they don't know. 273 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,090 Sure, they would. 274 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:14,909 Like what? 275 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:17,830 Okay, I'll prove it to you. You've heard of the college bowl? 276 00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,830 Well, it's time to play the cotter bowl. 277 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:24,830 Okay, first question. 278 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:29,190 Judy, who's the all -time leading rebounder in the NBA? 279 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,380 date with another girl at nine o 'clock one is a blonde one is a brunette now 280 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,460 how can you keep both dates without letting either one know about the other 281 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:05,240 take that todd fishbecks well who would want to go out with two girls in the 282 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:10,880 same night anyway margarino sweat hogs 283 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:17,880 simple all right you got the blonde right you tell 284 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,480 her to meet you at coney island on the boardwalk right then you tell the 285 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,670 brunette to meet your Coney Island under the boardwalk, right? 286 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,350 And then you spend a whole night going up and down, up and down. 287 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,830 Correct! 288 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:38,710 Excuse me, Mr. Carter, but don't I know nothing? 289 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:45,270 Or am I the proverbial village shmendrick? 290 00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:50,850 Next question is a 25 -point toss -up. First one to answer it. 291 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:55,370 Okay, who were the stars of the musical movie? 292 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,660 I'm searching for my Shanghai, Lil. 293 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,120 I was pretty sick last week. 294 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,720 And as I lay in my bed, I had a lot of time to think. 295 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,060 About my life and the mistakes I made. 296 00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:22,300 And, Carter, there's something I want to tell you. 297 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,680 Yes, Mr. Woodman? 298 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,380 I still don't like you. 299 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,160 Well, since I am a teacher and you are a student, there is no reason to waste a 300 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,100 day. I don't think we should start anything new with everybody absent. 301 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,960 Let's just review some of the old stuff. 302 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,960 So sure, go ahead, go ahead. 303 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:07,160 Okay, on the Lewis and Clark expedition, who was the Indian guide? 304 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,820 Boris was in this country for five years, and he wanted to be a citizen 305 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:32,540 than anything in the world. So he went up to the judge to take a citizenship 306 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:36,360 test. He said, Judge, I know everything about this country. I know from George 307 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,780 Washington, Abraham Lincoln, the Declaration of Independence. I know the 308 00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:41,020 Emancipation Proclamation. 309 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,000 But I don't think you're going to let me be a citizen because I don't speak good 310 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,960 English. Well, what did the judge say? 311 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,420 The judge said, don't you worry. 312 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,720 Welcome back. 313 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,920 Your dreams were your ticket out. 314 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:23,820 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 315 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,260 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 316 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:32,800 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 317 00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:36,020 Who'd have thought they'd lead you? 318 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:40,880 Who'd have thought they'd lead you? Back here where we need you. Back here. 319 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,670 Welcome back. 320 00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:49,730 Welcome back. 321 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:51,970 Welcome back. 322 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:54,810 Welcome back. 323 00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:58,190 Yeah, we tease him a lot. Welcome back. 324 00:24:58,450 --> 00:24:59,409 Welcome back. 325 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,370 Because we got him on the spot. 326 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:02,630 Welcome back. 327 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:08,630 Welcome back. Yeah, we tease him a lot. Because we got him on the spot. Welcome 328 00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:09,630 back. 329 00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:13,860 Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. 24583