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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:05,090 Julie, did I ever tell you about my uncle Sylvester, who was a real nut? 2 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:06,890 No. What did he do? 3 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:11,930 He went into a psychiatrist's office and he said, Doc, you gotta help me. I 4 00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:12,930 think I'm a dog. 5 00:00:15,050 --> 00:00:17,170 The doctor said, how long have you had this feeling? 6 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:19,150 He says, ever since I've been a puppy. 7 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,950 Welcome back, Cotter. It's recorded live before 3 .01. 8 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:34,900 Welcome back. 9 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:38,900 Your dreams were your ticket out. 10 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:45,800 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,240 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 12 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:54,800 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,980 Who'd have thought they'd lead you? 14 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:02,880 Who'd have thought they'd lead you? Back here where we need you. Back here. 15 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:12,440 Welcome back. Welcome back. 16 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,780 Welcome back. Welcome back. 17 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:39,290 Honey, go into the door. Go ahead. Go ahead, baby. 18 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:43,350 I'm coming. I'm coming. 19 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:18,230 Horschak again. 20 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:21,470 He's here for breakfast. This is the third time this week. 21 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:28,370 Well, I look at it this way, honey. Seeing Arne Horschak at breakfast 22 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:29,470 the shock of seeing him in school. 23 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:33,530 Gabe, this is ridiculous. 24 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:36,310 These kids are in and out of this apartment day and night. 25 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:39,850 I never bothered you before. Why this sudden change of heart? 26 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:42,430 Because we don't have any private life anymore. 27 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:45,570 I really think that we should talk about it. Okay. 28 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,960 I'm all ears. 29 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:50,720 Here's an ear, and here's another ear. 30 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,580 This ear is yours, which incidentally is how the phrase London Ear got started. 31 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,760 Gabe, be serious. 32 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,480 Wherever we are, there's a little sweat hog between us. 33 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,940 Not true, Julie. There was no sweat hog between us last night. 34 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,040 What are you talking to me? 35 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,380 Look, I thought you were happy. 36 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,280 I'm happy. 37 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,500 Of course you're happy. 38 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,840 Why shouldn't you be happy? You are leading a terrific life. 39 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,840 But what life am I leading? 40 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:32,140 I'm leading your life and I can't even lead your life because your life already 41 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:33,140 has a leader, you. 42 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,960 So what does that make me, Gabe? Nothing. I am nothing. 43 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:39,340 All right, you want to be nothing? 44 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,300 Be a quiet nothing, okay? 45 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,480 I don't watch that because my students... And he can have breakfast in 46 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,880 if I want him to. 47 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,120 Come on in out of the cold, Arnold. Come on. 48 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,060 Arnold, are you okay? 49 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,440 What's the matter with your face? 50 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,400 I think my face is frozen. 51 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,800 I can't feel my face. Mr. Carter, I can't feel my face! 52 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,040 Arnold, I got bad news for you. 53 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:16,010 I want you to enjoy this breakfast. 54 00:04:16,709 --> 00:04:18,070 I think it's going to be your last one. 55 00:04:20,269 --> 00:04:22,850 Breakfast? Hey, I didn't come here for breakfast. 56 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,470 I just come by on my way to school to say hello. 57 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:31,490 So, hello. 58 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:34,310 But breakfast, no. 59 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:38,350 I couldn't eat a thing. Well, I mean, I could, but no. No, no, no. Get it out of 60 00:04:38,350 --> 00:04:39,890 your mind. I couldn't eat a thing. No, no, no. 61 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:53,000 I want you to listen closely, Arnold, because I am never, ever going to say 62 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 again. 63 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:57,260 Arnold, what would you like for breakfast? 64 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,700 Oh, Mrs. Carter. 65 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,000 I am not a picky eater. 66 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:08,700 I'll just have two eggs, two wall beef patties, special sauce lettuce, two 67 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:15,560 pickles, and... And as for mine, you can hold the pickles, hold the lettuce... 68 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,900 is let her make it. 69 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,780 Okay, now today I want to talk about something that's not in our lesson plan. 70 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:33,540 Leadership. Now, how do we pick our leaders? 71 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Ah. 72 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:43,000 In this great land of ours, we pick our leaders through the democratic process. 73 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,560 They are elected. 74 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:48,880 wasn't elected. 75 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:55,040 Well, that's a special case, see? He was the only one in Washington at the time 76 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,100 who wasn't under arrest. 77 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,400 All right, all right. 78 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,700 Now, we have a leader in this class, 79 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,540 Vinnie Barbarino. 80 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:12,500 Then, of course, there is the loyal opposition, Vinnie Barbarino. 81 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,640 I like Vinnie. 82 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,000 You're the leader of the sweat hogs. right? 83 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:21,260 Am I the leader of the sweat hogs? 84 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,420 Is the bear Catholic? 85 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,920 Does the Pope live in the woods? 86 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,420 Who made you leader? 87 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,180 Yeah, I mean, if it was democratic, you would vote on it. 88 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,600 Now, that's a good idea. 89 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:39,420 Bad idea. 90 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,080 Bad. Hey, Vinnie, why not? 91 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:46,900 You're a shoo -in. Nobody challenges Vinnie Barbarino. Why not? 92 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:53,800 Mr. Carter, we're here to learn. Come on, everybody, open up these books and 93 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800 let's start. 94 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,940 All right, let's just see. 95 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,700 Is there anybody here who'd like to challenge King Barbarino? 96 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:04,940 Uh -oh. 97 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,720 Hi there. 98 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:11,660 Yeah. 99 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,420 I'll take a shot at it. Yay. 100 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:17,260 All right, we're ready for the runoff. What's a runoff? 101 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,470 That's when you say, Ma, I'll be back in a couple of days, and then you run off. 102 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,170 Okay, we shall do this the democratic way. 103 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:27,690 Let's see a show of hands. 104 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,010 One of these days. 105 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:39,390 Okay, all those who support the candidacy of our present leader, Mr. 106 00:07:39,390 --> 00:07:40,910 Barbarino, raise your hand. 107 00:07:44,350 --> 00:07:48,070 Okay, all those who would like to install... 108 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:51,630 of Washington, raise your hands. 109 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:57,790 All right, that's five foot. 110 00:07:58,670 --> 00:07:59,670 It's a tie. 111 00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:01,670 Somebody did not... 112 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:29,590 It's time we got some new blood. Hey, baby. 113 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:33,150 Allow me to introduce myself. 114 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:36,530 Frederick Boom Boom. 115 00:08:37,169 --> 00:08:38,169 New blood. 116 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:43,730 What are you going to do? You're going to just stand there? Say something. 117 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,390 Vinnie, I mean, I'm happy for Freddy. I'm sorry for you. 118 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,090 What can I say? 119 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,990 Say I'm leader again. 120 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,190 I can't do that. 121 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:56,110 Well, never mind. Then I'll say it. Hey. 122 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:02,260 What say after school we go down to Coney Island, right? They got this great 123 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:06,280 ride. This little guy with no neck. He throws you around until you can't stand 124 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,280 him no more. 125 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,380 So what do you want to do today, Freddy? 126 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,940 I think we should all go down to Times Square and watch the pigeons drop their 127 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:19,940 regards on Broadway. 128 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,760 guy's saying you see vincent 129 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:41,460 it's it's rather like that old saying the king he 130 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,460 dead 131 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,310 dropping out of school. Hey! 132 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,660 What do you say later we go out behind the barn? 133 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:10,160 That'd be nice, considering that when old Tex left home this morning, he 134 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,920 even bother to wake me up to kiss me goodbye. 135 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,200 Oh, I'm sorry, I plumb forgot. 136 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,020 I didn't even kiss my horse goodbye. 137 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,500 Honey, I've been worried about Barbarino. 138 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,260 Gabe, can't we ever talk about anything but your job? 139 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,560 Julie, Barbarino's quit school. I don't think you understand. 140 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:28,340 I understand. 141 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:30,590 All right, what do you want to talk about? 142 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,310 Art? Politics? 143 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,330 Donny Osmond's love life? 144 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:40,310 Hey, shalom, amigo. We got to talk about some business, you know? Mr. 145 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:41,610 Cocktail. 146 00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:45,530 As new leader, I worked out a list of ways to improve the image of the 147 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,530 sweetheart. 148 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:49,270 First, we start a rumor that we're all smart. 149 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,010 Second, 150 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:55,610 secondly, I'm very busy right now. Ah, come on, you don't look busy. 151 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,290 Yeah, well, I am busy. I'm very busy. 152 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:03,810 Well, Mr. Carter, look, you want us to skip out? 153 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,230 You just say the word. 154 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,010 Skip out. 155 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,520 Washington wants to give it that beach look. 156 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,660 What have you been teaching your people, Carter? 157 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:41,200 Leadership. Leadership? 158 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,060 I used to teach leadership, Carter, and it's not palm trees. 159 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,580 Leadership is knowing that behind every door there's somebody waiting to get 160 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:51,580 you. 161 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:58,060 Do you know, Julie, that Mr. Woodman is the only man that Will Rogers ever 162 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,060 punched in the mouth? 163 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:03,890 We have to talk. Let me see. 164 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,130 How's lunch? Are we from Thursday? 165 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,770 Julie, who's the joke? 166 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:12,810 Not funny, Gabe. 167 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,950 No? Well, how's this one? 168 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,710 This very old wrinkled turtle marries a woman. You see? 169 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:22,650 Absolutely everything is a joke to you, isn't it? We can never just talk. 170 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:24,590 Food! 171 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,070 Oh, joy! 172 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,430 Oh, rapture! Oh, shoot. 173 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,380 So, what's the matter, Mr. Carter? 174 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,700 So you look distracted. 175 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,260 You're home, Mr. Carter! 176 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,980 Did you say something, Arnold? 177 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,680 I guess not. 178 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:54,900 Yeah, sit down. 179 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:28,470 You know, he's a priest. 180 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:29,970 I talked to my folks. 181 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:34,470 I told them I dropped out of school, and my father said to my mother, he said, 182 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:37,390 see, Margie, I told you we shouldn't have had him. 183 00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:42,250 And then, bing, bang, bang, they kicked me out. 184 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:44,770 Wow. 185 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,490 Hey, I'm really sorry, Vinnie. 186 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:50,690 Look, why don't you come back to school, and I'll talk to your father, and I'm 187 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,690 sure he'll take you back. 188 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:52,409 Oh, no. 189 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:55,690 I couldn't do that. I couldn't face the guys. I'm a being leader no more. I 190 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:56,690 couldn't do it. 191 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,310 Vinny, what are you going to do? 192 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:03,230 Oh, look, it's not your problem. I mean, I don't feel it's your fault, even 193 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,230 though most of it is. 194 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:11,530 Look, the thing is, I need a place to stay until I get relocated. 195 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:13,910 Vinny, I can't. 196 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,130 I am not running a home for wayward priests. 197 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:23,630 I can't. I just can't. Mr. Kyle, he was my teacher. 198 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:25,950 I can't, Vinny. 199 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,330 Mr. Carter, you was my friend. 200 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,170 I'm really sorry. 201 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,270 Mr. Carter, you was the last one on my list. 202 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:39,890 Hey, Mr. Carter, we're going to start class yet. You forget a what? 203 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:46,330 Hi, Vinnie. 204 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,050 You wasn't supposed to recognize me. 205 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,590 Why not, Vinnie? 206 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:52,970 I know you're Catholic. 207 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,880 should have known that. 208 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,180 I guess you get real stupid once you're not leader no more. 209 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:04,360 Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. 210 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,460 Hey, listen, it's okay. I'll still be your friend. 211 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:12,340 It doesn't bother me that you're not no leader no more. 212 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,360 I don't anymore. 213 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:15,860 That too? 214 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,140 Vinnie, I don't care that you're a high school dropout and that you'll never 215 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,200 make more than $2 .50 an hour. 216 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:34,350 Remember, life is a cabaret. 217 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:41,290 Old chum, come to the cabaret. 218 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,770 Did you see that? 219 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:53,110 Arnold Torshek, he put me down. Arnold Torshek. 220 00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:55,910 So why don't you stick up for yourself, Vinnie? Why don't you give him one of 221 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,910 your usual up your nose with a rubber hose? 222 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,920 I tried, but I couldn't do it. 223 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,020 It was like the rubber hose was stuck in my throat. 224 00:17:06,579 --> 00:17:08,440 I couldn't say it. 225 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,079 All right, all right, Vinny, Vinny. 226 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,420 Vinny, take it easy, all right? Look, we got to talk about this. 227 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:18,540 You can stay with us, but just for the night. How about a week? 228 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:21,999 Two days. 229 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Five days. 230 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,359 Three days and you get lunch. 231 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,980 All right, you got yourself a deal. 232 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:31,690 You're not going to regret it, I promise you. All right, all right. 233 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:37,410 Oh, boy. 234 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,040 But I just wanted to tell you that you were right. 235 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:17,200 We don't have enough private life. And I promise, baby, from now on we will. 236 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,800 Flowers and some candy. 237 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,860 Thank you, honey. 238 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:30,880 And we'll be able to start our truly terrific stay -at -home, play -at -home 239 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,160 private life as soon as Vinnie leaves. 240 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,300 Barbarino. Tall guy. 241 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,680 Dimple. 242 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,440 Vinnie Barbarino is coming here. 243 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,440 Look, Julie, his father threw him out of the house. I mean, he came to me. What 244 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,440 was I going to do? 245 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,100 on like a maniac. 246 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,920 I am going to remain calm. 247 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:38,260 I'm not going to say that, Julie. 248 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,320 I'm just going to try and make you understand. 249 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,460 Vinny has quit school and it's partially my fault, okay? And I cannot turn my 250 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:49,600 back on him. Just how much are you supposed to do for those kids? 251 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:53,920 You're their brother, their father, their friend, their teacher. 252 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,080 You're Arnold Horschak's mother. 253 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,180 It makes me feel right at home, really. 254 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,360 Okay, Gabe. 255 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,820 Make a choice. Who stays? 256 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,900 Me or him? 257 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,640 It's you, baby. 258 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:31,780 Oh, it's you? 259 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,720 Can't we let Vinny stay for a couple of days? 260 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:46,080 Oh, Mr. Carter, look, maybe I should make myself scarce while you two 261 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,080 have this out. 262 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,400 Oh, but a word of advice. 263 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,620 I have found that in stormy times like this, it helps if you tell her she was 264 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,620 the first. 265 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,730 They need to stay here. I'll give them money. I'll go to a hotel. Okay, come 266 00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:31,130 All right, Julie, now you got me angry. Every person has a breaking point, and I 267 00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:34,090 reached it. You unpack that bag right now, because I want to talk to you. 268 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:43,270 Let me tell you about my aunt. I don't want to hear your 269 00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:44,109 joke, Gabe. 270 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,810 I'm going to a hotel. I'll pick up the rest of my things while you're in 271 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:48,610 which is all the time. 272 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,920 Well, you see, this has to do with moving. You see, they moved and she went 273 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,540 see the new neighbors and she came back and she told my Uncle Herb, Hey, Herb, 274 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,460 that guy next door makes love to his wife all day long. Why don't you do 275 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,200 Goodbye, Mr. 276 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,480 Cotter. 277 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,800 Julie! 278 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:02,900 Julie! 279 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,880 He makes love to his wife all day long. Why don't you do that? 280 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,700 Well, what did he say, Gabe? 281 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,300 He said, I can't. 282 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,040 I hardly know that woman. 283 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,470 Here are some scenes from part two of our story, which will continue on the 284 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:28,470 Welcome Back, Cotter. 285 00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:30,230 Hi, 286 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:31,990 Julie. 287 00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:33,470 What's new? 288 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:36,250 Went to see a lawyer? 289 00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:39,270 My cousin, Bernie, the lawyer? 290 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:48,850 You know, Freddie, I feel you are becoming a real schmendrick. 291 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:55,350 I miss Barbarina. You people here have caused friction between me and my wife. 292 00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:58,650 From now on, there will be no jokes or no impressions in this classroom. I will 293 00:23:58,650 --> 00:23:59,890 teach. You will learn. 294 00:24:13,710 --> 00:24:15,050 Welcome back. 295 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:19,350 Your dreams were your ticket out. 296 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:26,280 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 297 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:30,820 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 298 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,280 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 299 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:41,200 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back here 300 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:46,500 where we need ya. Back here where we need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot. 301 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,980 Cause we got him on the spot. Welcome back. 302 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,440 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 303 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,540 Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, we tease him a lot. 304 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,760 Welcome back. 305 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:03,800 Welcome back. 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