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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,550 Julie, did I ever tell you about my Uncle Malcolm, the traveling salesman? 2 00:00:07,370 --> 00:00:08,370 No, why don't you? 3 00:00:08,410 --> 00:00:10,110 One time, Uncle Malcolm is in Duluth. 4 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:13,050 Checks out of his hotel, he goes to the train, and he noticed he left his 5 00:00:13,050 --> 00:00:14,130 umbrella in the hotel room. 6 00:00:15,070 --> 00:00:16,070 Well, what did he do? 7 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,390 Well, he went back to the hotel, went up to the clerk, he said, I'm Malcolm 8 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:23,310 Carter, the traveling salesman, and I have left my umbrella in room 923. 9 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,230 Okay. What did the clerk say? 10 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:29,670 The clerk said, Mr. Carter, we just rented that room to a honeymoon couple. 11 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,690 if you want to go up there and knock on the door, that's up to you. 12 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,360 Well, what did Uncle Malcolm do? 13 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,620 Well, Uncle Malcolm goes up to the hotel room, and he's about to knock on the 14 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,920 door when he hears from inside the room, Whose little eyes are these? 15 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,920 Why, they're yours. 16 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,040 Whose little nose is this? 17 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,400 Why, it's yours. 18 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:49,460 Whose little neck is this? 19 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,680 Why, it's yours. 20 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,280 And Uncle Malcolm knocks on the door, and he says, Listen, when you get to the 21 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,460 little umbrella, it's mine. 22 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:13,510 Welcome back. 23 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:17,770 Your dreams were your ticket out. 24 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:24,710 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 25 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:29,170 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 26 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,740 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 27 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:39,620 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 28 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:45,640 where we need ya. Back here where we need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot. Cause 29 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,420 got him on the spot. Welcome back. 30 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:52,860 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 31 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,160 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 32 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:15,020 Continuing unit on The Great Inventors. Today's saga, the story of Thomas Alva 33 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:18,560 Edison. The Carter Repertory Theater presents a dramatization. 34 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:27,160 Is Thomas Alva Edison at home? 35 00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:29,740 This is Mrs. 36 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,060 Edison. Who shall I say is calling? 37 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:35,940 It's the devil. 38 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:57,910 1876, he shows up, and now it's 1877, he shows up again. 39 00:02:58,210 --> 00:03:00,610 Listen, get lost. I'm inventing the photograph. 40 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:02,090 I don't need you around here. 41 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:05,050 I don't care about the photograph. 42 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:08,330 I don't care about inventing. I don't care. 43 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:09,930 I don't care. 44 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,110 I'm happy, 45 00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:14,489 go lucky. 46 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:15,850 Why, some say I'm pucky. 47 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,490 Come on, Tom, forget about inventing. Come out with me. 48 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,860 to a discotheque, see some go -go girls. What do you say? 49 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,920 Get killed with your go -go girls. 50 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,540 I'm inventing a phonograph. 51 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:31,460 I don't care because if I don't invent it, my Stevie Wonder albums won't be 52 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,460 worth a nickel. 53 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:38,840 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 54 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:45,860 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That was very impressive, Mr. Carter. 55 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,820 Yes, yes. 56 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,520 Never in this reviewer's memory has he seen a better classroom dramatization. 57 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,400 I'll give you four stars. 58 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,660 All right, well, we'll see how many stars I give it. 59 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,200 Epstein, who invented the phonograph? 60 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,918 Let's see. 61 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:08,160 Thomas Alva Edison invented the phonograph, right? In 1877. 62 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,060 Right after he wouldn't go boogieing with the devil. Okay, 63 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,560 now forget about the devil. Thomas Alva... 64 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:23,330 The board has advised me they'd be happy to see some of your sweat hogs promoted 65 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,330 to regular classes. 66 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:30,330 I checked the records and I was astonished to see that one of your 67 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:33,030 made considerable progress and is now deemed promotable. 68 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:35,810 Welcome to the real world. 69 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:00,180 Don't sleep through it. 70 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,039 Arnold, quick. 71 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,660 Give me a ooh, ooh, ooh. 72 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:05,959 It's coming through. 73 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,540 What was that name again? 74 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:10,940 Horschak. Arnold Horschak. Eh, eh, eh, eh. 75 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:15,060 Goodbye, gang. 76 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:17,960 Goodbye, Mr. Carter. 77 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:23,720 It was great fun, but it was just one of those things. 78 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:47,560 It's not a mistake. One of my sweat hogs is moving up in the world. 79 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,380 This boy down there is a symbol that Gabe Cotter is succeeding as a teacher. 80 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:55,760 Arnold, I give you the farewell sweat hog salute. 81 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:57,780 Up your nose. 82 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:20,850 Mr. Carter, Pushak won't be able to survive in a real world. I mean, he's 83 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:23,470 special. You can't put him with real people. 84 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:32,090 Oh, boy, in my class, I see you guys. Was I homesick? 85 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:36,150 Homesick? You ain't even been gone yet. 86 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:40,410 Freddy, you don't know what a regular class is like. 87 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:41,890 No joke. 88 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:52,360 And when I do my laugh, you know, the kids won't laugh with me. 89 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:54,140 They'll laugh at me. 90 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:57,220 Look, poor Shaq. 91 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,040 Why don't you go talk to Carter about it? You know, like he's pretty good 92 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,040 this kind of thing. 93 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:04,920 Ebsen, you do not seem to realize that I am Mr. 94 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:07,100 Carter's symbol of being a good teacher. 95 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:10,660 If I go to him, he'll think he's a bad teacher. And how can he think he's a bad 96 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:13,220 teacher if I am a symbol of him being a good teacher? 97 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,940 I ain't never knew you was smart. 98 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,680 Hey, that's it. 99 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:27,260 Arnold, I got it. 100 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:31,560 Look, all you got to do to get back in that classroom is to act dumb. 101 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:33,720 Quick -thinking Vinny. 102 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,920 But I'd rather not have to act dumb. 103 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:40,060 It's something that's got to come natural, you know? 104 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,020 Arnold. Oh, Arnold, look at me. 105 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,180 It's easy acting dumb. 106 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I know, Vinny. 107 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,260 And you're very good at it. 108 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:01,880 What? 109 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:08,720 Of course, Zach. If you ask me, there's only one way out of this thing, right? 110 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:11,120 You've got to get yourself in trouble. Right. 111 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,840 Now, Vinny, speaking as an expert. 112 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:17,890 Trouble is the way to go to getting yourself noticed. Right. And for getting 113 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:22,290 trouble, you have come to the right man, my friend. Now, I can get just you in 114 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:25,570 trouble, or I can offer the family plan and get your whole family in trouble. 115 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:30,110 All right, guys. 116 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:33,409 I hate to break up this reunion, but I think Arnold's got to go and make new 117 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:34,630 friends with his new classmates. 118 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:36,230 How? 119 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:38,809 Just walk up to him, you see. 120 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:41,750 Hey, I'm Arnold Horschak. Why don't you come up and see my lunchbox? 121 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:48,530 Hey, don't worry. I've done nothing, you hear? Go get him. 122 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:50,490 Take care of him. 123 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:54,890 Has it occurred to any of you that by trying to help poor Shaq, you're hurting 124 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:59,690 him? You're not giving him a chance to prove himself outside the sweat hogs. 125 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,490 gotta let him try and make new friends. 126 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:04,010 Something wrong with his old friends? 127 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:07,110 Yeah. You couldn't give friends like us away. 128 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:12,130 You got a point there, Epstein. 129 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:18,750 Look, I mean, if Benjamin Franklin's wife didn't tell him to go fly a kite, 130 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:19,870 all be standing here in the dark. 131 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,870 Napoleon would be just another short person. 132 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:27,910 Abe Lincoln wouldn't have been president. There'd be some stranger on a 133 00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:35,410 If you really care about Horschak, I mean, really care about him, you gotta 134 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:36,410 him go. 135 00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:38,050 Trust me. 136 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:42,590 Hey, look, I don't want to hurt Horschak, you know. 137 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:44,780 Yeah, he's our friend. 138 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,920 Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to be the guy that stops Horschak from being 139 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,280 president. I mean, if the people want him. 140 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:57,740 Hey, hey, I got all the way to my new class when I realized I don't want to 141 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:58,740 new friends. 142 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:00,960 So, I'm available. 143 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,460 So, what's everybody planning on doing? 144 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:10,650 Well, in a couple of minutes, I've got to go over to Ben Franklin Hotel. I'm 145 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:13,610 going to meet a friend of mine near in the Abe Lincoln room, and I think I'll 146 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:14,610 have a Napoleon. 147 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:17,710 Good. 148 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:27,830 Arnold, Arnold. Oh, see, um... See, Arnold, like, um... 149 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:31,370 See, I got, um... I got basketball practice. 150 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,710 See, and, like, um... Like, I'm going to see you later. 151 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:35,430 Check you out later. 152 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,480 But I got to go study. 153 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,700 Well, I guess that leaves you and me, huh, Vinnie? 154 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,400 Yeah, that's right. 155 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:08,060 Arnold, you wouldn't believe it. 156 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,920 I get this phone call, right? 157 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,340 Bonzo Moretti. 158 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,620 I haven't seen him for years. 159 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,060 He said to me, hey, Vinnie, we got to get together, do some business. 160 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,960 I said, Bonzo, now? 161 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,400 He says, yeah, now. 162 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,280 Bing -a -bang -a -bong. 163 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,420 I'm stuck in a quandary. 164 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,040 I gotta go, Arnold. 165 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:32,880 I'm sorry. 166 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:40,180 Well, Arnold, I'm really proud of you, you know? We all are. 167 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,060 You made it out of the sweat hogs. 168 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,380 I'm gonna see you around, huh? 169 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,260 Symbol? Welcome back. 170 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,140 Heath! Send up Heath! 171 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,080 Why are you talking to that radiator? 172 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,380 You know that that radiator doesn't listen. 173 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,040 Why don't you try talking to the oven? 174 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,600 Because the oven is food heat. 175 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,560 The radiator is people heat. 176 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:21,050 What about if we get together and generate a little body heat? 177 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:23,530 Oh, that's a terrific idea. 178 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:30,710 But first, you stop pretending that you're not cold, and you go downstairs 179 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:31,710 talk to the super. 180 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:32,910 I'm not cold. 181 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:36,030 You're the one that's cold. So why don't you go talk to Mr. 182 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:41,050 Schmieler? You would like me, your wife, to go down to the basement alone. 183 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,510 There are things in the basement. 184 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:47,150 Large, hairy things. 185 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,640 Well, let's not discuss Mrs. Schmieler. 186 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,380 Look, I do not want to go see Mr. Schmieler. Mr. 187 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,460 Schmieler happens to be a very mean man. 188 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,960 Okay. 189 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:07,020 Just remember, body heat rests on your decision. 190 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,880 That's blackmail. 191 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,040 You got it. 192 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,020 Blackmail. 193 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,960 how did you know that I would be alone, Arnold? 194 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:40,460 Oh, see, I'm the one who turned down the heat. 195 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,600 Come on, Arnold, sit down. 196 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:49,540 Mrs. Carter, I got a favor to axe of you. 197 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,440 Axe, Arnold, axe. 198 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:58,620 Mrs. Carter, do you think that you could use your multifaceted female charms 199 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,000 to get Mr. Carter to like me again? 200 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,300 Mr. Carter likes you, Arnold. 201 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,040 Arnold, you should be proud. 202 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,920 Just think of the example that you're setting for all the other sweat hogs. 203 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,840 Oh, Mrs. 204 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,140 Carter. See, that's not what they want me or need me for. 205 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,520 See, Vinny. 206 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,180 Vinny needs me so that he can feel important, you know? 207 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,960 And Juan needs me so that he can feel strong. 208 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,920 And Freddy needs me. 209 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,620 I don't know why Freddy needs me. 210 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,010 But you never know when he might need me. 211 00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:45,490 Hey, Mrs. Carter, do you think it's unmanly to cry? 212 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,430 Oh, no, Arnold, of course not. 213 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:57,830 Am I 214 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:58,830 crazy? 215 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:03,330 Or do I see Arnold Horshack nestled to my wife's bosom? 216 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,520 to keep warm, but this is absolutely ridiculous. 217 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,080 Heat's on. 218 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,240 Oh, good. 219 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,120 Excuse me, Arnold. I'm going to go sit on the radiator. 220 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:32,420 Go ahead, go ahead. 221 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,420 Okay, Mr. Kinky, what's up? 222 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:40,360 Oh, hey, I just come by to tell you how great things is going for me. 223 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,400 I sure am one happy symbol of good teaching. 224 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,940 Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy. 225 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,490 Oh, by the way, Mrs. Carter, that thing we was talking about? Yes. If you do not 226 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:55,990 help me, I'm going to throw myself off of the highest mountain in Brooklyn. 227 00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:04,530 And when they find me, if they find me, they'll never know 228 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,590 who I was. 229 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,970 John Doe Horschak. 230 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,530 A Slavic legend in his own time. 231 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,740 that something is bugging him. 232 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:31,700 What? 233 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,520 Something is bugging him? 234 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:40,320 The poor kid is miserable, and he is not going to learn anything in that new 235 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,100 class if he doesn't want to be there. 236 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:43,979 You're right. 237 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:46,020 Let me put it up. What are you doing? 238 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,220 Halfway. Compromise. 239 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:51,440 You're right. I was wrong. 240 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,100 Walshack only started to do good because he felt he belonged. 241 00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:12,819 Something's wrong. 242 00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:13,819 It's cold in here. 243 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:17,000 Yeah. You could freeze off your fandangos. 244 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,540 Okay, well, look, Mr. Carter, we come on a mission of mercy. 245 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,440 Yeah. Man, we want to know if we can stop being mean to Horshack yet. 246 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,440 Yeah, I was thinking about that. 247 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,500 I was wrong. 248 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,320 You guys were right. 249 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,780 Horshack definitely belongs with the sweat hogs. 250 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,150 Don't talk to Mr. Woodman. I'll explain the entire thing to him rationally, and 251 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,150 I'm sure he'll understand. 252 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:44,930 Hey, hey, Mr. 253 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,250 Cartel, now, you don't believe that, now, do you? 254 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:51,030 I mean, why don't we sort of con Mr. 255 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:54,690 Woodman into giving us Horseshack back? You want to con him? Yeah. 256 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,550 What are you going to do, trap him in a motel room with a cheerleader? 257 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:02,950 Well, you know what we mean, like the way you con us in class, you know, the 258 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,010 you dramatize. 259 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,940 To sneak your point across. 260 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:06,819 I know. 261 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:10,200 Yeah, you see, we thought we'd put on a little play for old Woodman, you know? 262 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,600 Sort of convince him to see things our way. 263 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,180 Right this way, Mr. 264 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,380 First Nighter. 265 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,600 Front row center, Mr. First Nighter. 266 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,200 For your comfort, Mr. 267 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,480 First Nighter. 268 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,420 What do you people think you're doing? 269 00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:33,600 This, Mr. Woodman, is a dramatization, a little play. Just pretend you're 270 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,920 spending an evening at the theater. 271 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,880 I hate the theater, Carter. 272 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,520 Last time I went to a play, they robbed my house. 273 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,190 a tree. 274 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:22,890 Oh, it's me and Bedara. 275 00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,210 Where is Horshack? 276 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:29,750 The little chap who adds a note of laughter to me life. 277 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:35,350 Look, here comes Horshack now. 278 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,610 Horseshack to lend a helping hand. 279 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:04,630 But we're just trying to show Mr. Woodman how much we care about you. 280 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,150 Do you guys really mean that? 281 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:11,010 Hey, look, Horshack, you know, we kid around a lot, right? 282 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:13,830 But we really missed you. 283 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,730 Yeah. 284 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:19,590 You know, I never really thought I would miss you, but you're sort of growing a 285 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:20,590 guy. 286 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:21,870 Like mold. 287 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,270 Oh, thank you, Freddy. 288 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,130 Hey, I miss you guys so much. 289 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:34,010 I am truly gratified to learn that you miss me, too. 290 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:35,950 Oh, Mr. 291 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:39,670 Woodman, look at me. Look at both of me. 292 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,790 Look at the look on my faces. 293 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,910 Oh, please, Mr. Woodman, give us a break. 294 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:52,290 Lest you forget, we are a symbol of good teaching. 295 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:59,410 Yes, and someday they're going to name a wing here at Buchanan after us. They'll 296 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,269 call it... 297 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:01,330 The Horschak wing. 298 00:22:02,410 --> 00:22:06,930 Stop that slapping. 299 00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:09,950 You're making a draft. 300 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:15,830 I can't let you back in this classroom. How will you keep your blades up? 301 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:17,070 I'll help. 302 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:24,570 Mr. Woodman, if Arnold learned anything to get ahead, he learned it in this 303 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:26,870 classroom. You want to know why? I'll tell you why. 304 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,940 Because for someone to learn, they got to feel secure. 305 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:31,980 They have to feel like they belong. 306 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,000 All right, Horschak. 307 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,640 Get back where you belong with Carter's bunch. 308 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:46,500 Thank you all very 309 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,500 much. 310 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:53,100 You know, in my other class, every time I made a joke, the teacher said, school 311 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,100 is... 312 00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,360 Yeah, you should try Mr. Carter's plants. 313 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,040 Welcome back, Warshacks. 314 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,360 Welcome back. 315 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:16,600 Hey, did I tell you about the present my cousin Howard gave my Aunt 316 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,600 Bernice for her birthday? 317 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,500 No, why don't you tell me about it? 318 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,560 Well, you know, they're very rich, and my Aunt Bernice has everything, right? 319 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,940 So I figured I'd get something different. 320 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,260 He went to a pet store, and he got my Aunt Bernice a parrot that speaks seven 321 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:30,560 languages. You know, he goes in, the parrot's there, goes, quack, quack, 322 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,520 quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, 323 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:32,800 quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, 324 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,040 quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, 325 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,100 quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, 326 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:34,100 quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, 327 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,120 quack, quack, quack, 328 00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:36,740 quack, 329 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:53,220 quack, 330 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,780 Well, what did she say? 331 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,420 It should have said something. 332 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:17,640 Welcome back Your dreams were your ticket out 333 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,880 Welcome back 334 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,540 To that same old place that you laughed about. 335 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:29,080 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 336 00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:33,480 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 337 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:39,440 Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back here 338 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:44,760 where we need ya. Back here where we need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot. 339 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,880 Cause we got him on the spot. 340 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,280 Welcome back. 341 00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:50,160 Welcome back. 342 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:02,040 We tease him a lot. Welcome back, welcome back. Because we got him on the 343 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:08,280 Welcome back, welcome back. Yeah, we tease him a lot. Because we got him on 344 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,920 spot. Welcome back. 25742