All language subtitles for VIP s04e06 Valzheimers

Don't leave anything on Dean that'll ID
his body.

Get it all.

Ow.

Ow.

Damn.

That won't bother you much longer.

What?

You shouldn't have stuck your nose where
it didn't belong.

What am I doing in here?

This isn't right.

Who are you?

Amnesia?

You don't remember the test blast?

I know what you're talking about.

Go.

I gotta get out of here.

Hey, if he does that again, break his
fingers.

What did that do to you?

It's not what you did, Joe.

It's what you saw.

Joe.

Joe. Is that my name?

Yeah.

I mean, maybe you are telling the truth.
We did dent your head pretty good.

That hasn't changed anything.

My boss doesn't want to see you buried
in the desert.

All right, fellas, let's roll. I want to
swing through Vegas when we're done.

Don't tell me you're going to the range.

The day you see me do that is the day
you see me in sensible walking shoes.

The mayor's assistant is paying us a
visit, and Val wants to soften our rock

-and -sock image.

Right, I'm going to show him that VIP is
not just about guns.

It's about helping people.

And fabulous clothes.

I wore this to storm in the Ukrainian
-Belizean nuclear Gucci bag.

Why the whitewash for City Hall?

Oh, little thing called Mayor for a Day
contest.

Val's one of the finalists because she
received the most amount of online write

-in votes.

I don't suppose you helped with Val's
score?

Maybe. I sent in a few thousand.

But it is for a good cause.

Yeah. You know, if I get to wear the
mayor crown, I am going to make this

hipper for everybody. See?

I believe in Talmente.

Well, then I have to win.

Is that my writing?

What number is this?

I'll get that. That's okay.

Who is that?

Hello? Anybody home?

Oh.

Whoever that was, I think I made a
computer crash.

The beautiful and lethal Valerie Irons.

Plucked from obscurity to head an elite
Los Angeles bodyguard agency.

They know how to get things done.

Eventually.

I wore this little ensemble to a PETA
event where I disarmed a bomb in the B

-52's wake, and I saved the party, but
got the wig.

You never forget the tough one.

Helping to run City Hall is a hard job,
too.

Run City Hall?

Aren't you the mayor's assistant?

Answer his phone, right? The mayor has
many phones.

Making recommendations for the Mayor of
the Day contest is definitely one of the

perks.

Might as well call the contest.

No way anyone's going to beat Val.

You could be right.

I think it's fabulous how your whole
staff is volunteering their time for the

mayor's pet project.

The whole staff?

That's news to me.

Surprise! I've got everybody hooked up
with community service.

We're fully booked.

I just think it's time we give back, you
know, to the city. We'd better do it

soon. The DA's office is threatening to
yank our license.

All because of last week's Hollywood
Boulevard explosion fire flood mishap.

you caused.

See? If I were mayor, I could just...
Lose that whole nasty mess. Right over.

Look, we have to keep this mom and pop
organization going, okay? So you guys

have to help me win the contest.

Well, Johnny and I are part of the
mayor's volunteer brigade.

Quick and Tasha will be painting murals
in Venice.

And Nikki, she's already doing a pro
bono gig.

They got me endurance testing some super
fuel efficient car they invested in.

And the queen bee?

True. Uh, I'll be shopping.

At Bloomy's.

Pantry. Snap, snap.

Everyone smile.

So that's Valerie.

Head bodyguard.

She's willing to answer the phone.

Is that why I wrote down her number?

Maybe she knows me.

Maybe I can find her.

That was easy. I've done this before.

Maybe a little too easy.

All right, the ignition wires are red.

Red.

How do I know that?

Okay, Santa Monica is that way.

Last night you promised me Dean would be
cactus fertilizer by now. Mr. Harmon,

you broke one guy's nose and the other
guy still can't see straight.

Before he came to work for me, he was an
army ranger. You knew that. You should

have been prepared.

But the hit he took cleaned his clock.

He doesn't remember Jayhawk. He doesn't
remember test blasts. He doesn't

remember anything.

Well, maybe that's good enough for you.

But it's not good enough for me.

If it gets out that I sabotaged Project
Jayhawk, my next job is going to be in a

prison laundry.

It's not going to get out. The test
blast went perfect.

When they're picking through the pieces
of Jayhawk, they will not find a trace

of the bomb. It did not go perfect. That
Boy Scout saw everything.

My guys are on the street. We're
monitoring the police bands.

We'll find Dean.

You better.

Mail that.

We don't get a lot of sign -ups for the
volunteer brigade.

Oh, we're happy to help. We're big
believers in giving back to the

That's right.

It's not what the city can do for you.

It's what you can do for your city.

And what the hell is this?

I need you to wash the mayor's car.

You're kidding me, right?

We'll close our office down and come
here.

It's a valuable service.

Johnny, he's got a point.

Excuse me?

Appearances are important. Val taught me
that.

And besides, Val needs our help to win
the contest.

Thanks,

the heat.

This car is a classic. The mayor just
loves repeats.

I suppose one car is not going to kill
us.

His honor has this big shindig to go
through later, so, uh, chop -chop.

Then you can get started on the city
council's car.

Okay.

Two days ago, I base jumped off a
building in downtown LA with a bomb in

hands. Nicky radioed me the
instructions, and I diffused it on the

And today, my job is this.

Paint by numbers.

Whoever designed this must be a mental
patient.

Well, look at the bright side.

It's a beautiful day, and we're doing
something good for the public.

Come on. Let's put it down, Rembrandt.

How's it feeling, Nicky?

A little knocking at a buck and a
quarter.

Maybe the engineers down here don't
know.

It's my job.

Whoa, this part's a bomb.

It's mercury and methane.

When the electric engine runs out of
juice, the methane engine kicks in. They

finally made a green car with more guns
than a blow dryer.

People might actually buy these.

Cops found a stolen car in the parking
garage just about a little less than an

hour from we lost Dean.

Witness description says it's our guy.

We should split up.

What, did you think of that yourself?

Look, if you see him, radio me.

Don't go after him yourself.

Can you believe that people actually buy
clothes off the Internet?

I know. What is that all about? That is
not fun.

Shopping is about the heart. Catching
stuff.

Trying it on. You can't do that on a
computer. I need that crowded mall to go

the store. Right?

One thing, you want to download a pizza
off the Internet.

Excuse me.

I've lost my memory. I think you can
help.

Coming your way.

lost my memory. This is all that I have
to go on.

Hey, that's the office number.

People are asking me and I don't know
why.

Okay, well, less stoppy, more goey. Max
Factor, look, it could be a billionaire

with amnesia.

Well, the

bartender

over here is an undercover cop friend of
ours, so he can put the bad guys in the

pokey, and he can make the best modest
he's ever had.

Well, I don't think it's a good idea if
you bring your friend over just yet.

Why? Because the police staff are for
the drink order.

Well, I think he doesn't want the police
involved.

Paulie knows they could be after him,
too.

Right?

Well,

if they weren't, they are now.

A hot -wired car to get over the mall.

See? Now, this is why I call
Dreamalicious quick.

Because only thieves and mechanics know
how to hot -wire cars.

Uh, Val, you should call the team to
help you with this.

Oh, I never get to do my own cases.

If I do this, I'll get in good with the
mayor, and I'll have more of a shot at

the mayor thing.

Plus, my spidey sense says that Freddy
over here is a really good guy.

Freddy?

Scooby -Doo.

I'll call you something.

Scooby who?

Oh, God.

His amnesia is real bad.

Major. All right, fly solo on this, but
if your spidey sense changes his tune...

Don't worry about it. I've got a really
good idea on how to get Freddy's

identity back.

What, are you going to check in with
missing persons?

That's boring.

I'm going to call Dionne Warwick and
talk to a psychic friend.

Right. Good.

Okay. Well, then, cool. If we're going
to drive anywhere, I'm sitting on your

lap, Mr. Mann. But you've got to change
your clothes first.

What's the good news, Pip?

That taking down Dean's going to be
tougher than we thought.

He's hooked up with Valerie Irons.

What did he tell her?

Nothing. I'm telling you, this guy's
brain is a clean slate.

You idiot.

He's got enough of a slate to hook up
with a bodyguard.

Look, you take care of the problem, or
I'll have someone bury you in the

You aren't tired?

Try using some of your other muscles.

Just hold the sponge out and use your
legs to go back and forth.

Yeah, like that.

Cool.

Like that, Kate. Keep it up.

What's up, guys?

Thought I'd show off my community
service.

Real hard work.

They should name a street after you.

Ha, you're just jealous.

This baby's got 340 horses, 400 foot
-pounds of torque, and the only thing

it does to the environment? Kills bugs
fast.

Alright, let's go for a spin.

Um, excuse me, John.

The mayor's white walls will not wash
themselves.

Whatever.

Who do I see about getting my windows
squeegeed?

Oops.

Sophie is the best psychic around. She
told me that I would never date Charlie

Sheen. And since I'm a blonde living in
North America, that is really going on.

Our lives are in our own hands. You just
have to know how to read it.

What, are you telling me who I am?

I don't see a name.

Not recently, you were some kind of
laborer. She's channeling. No, no, he's

got grease on the nails.

Well, there goes the billionaire, Siri.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Danger. Danger swirls all around you.

Every teeny's clouded in smoke.

But soon you will meet two men who know
you.

Oh, that's good news.

But these two men will have hot buns.

Now we're talking. Hey, maybe I'll get
something out of it.

Be careful what you ask them. You might
not relish the answers.

It's $50.

What are you doing?

I'm not paying you to eat.

Are you supposed to keep an eye on...
Well, don't you worry about a thing. I

know exactly where we're going next.

Now where?

Medicare's.

Give us a job, you get 100%. True that.

At least we paid it at all lines.

You know, I wasn't thrilled about this
job at first, but I gotta say, it helps

when you can personalize it, kind of
make it your own.

Yeah.

Swapping that butterfly for HKG36?

Big improvement.

Come on, look at the detail.

The molded grips and stock. I even gave
it that optional laser sight.

Yeah, those pussycats aren't wimps
anymore.

I thought you said that, uh... The
volunteer work was for suckers.

Maybe there is something to it.

Hey, we're looking for a red viper
belonging to Valley Irons.

I promise we'll reacquire it.

I'm beginning to think a hole in the
desert is too good for you.

Yes, sir, I know, but you should
consider delaying your plan.

Jayhawk has to blow up at the unveiling.

Washington and the state reps are going
to be there along with all the press.

It's too perfect to pass up.

Yeah, but if you wait for the production
to start... I never in... I never

intended to go into production. That's
the whole point.

I underpid the contract.

I have to get out now or I'm finished.

Taking a big risk.

Do you know what happened to NASA after
the Space Shuttle Challenger blew up on

national TV?

No. No.

They got a $3 billion budget increase
the next year.

That's the way Washington works. You got
a problem, they throw money at it.

One more deal like Jayhawk, I can buy my
island.

Who's that?

Last minute replacement. State sent us.

Don't get too attached.

Hi, I'm Vance Harmon.

Thank you, Franco.

How's my baby treating you?

Broken her in.

Oh, hopefully not too much. I want her
to have a little spark left for the

unveiling this afternoon.

With me behind the wheel, we'll
definitely get you money's worth.

Good.

I got you into this.

I just want to know who I am.

Oh, don't be so down.

As soon as you get your memory back and
I win mayor for a day contest, we're

going to party like rock stars in the
mayor's mansion.

You know, I'm really good at figuring
out puzzles.

Let's just think about what we know
about Freddy already.

Well, you're mechanical.

You see?

I can do the stair luge.

Interesting.

That helps. Oh!

Oh! Oh! God! What about in Cool
Runnings? Remember the movie? Remember

crashed and they almost died? Right. And
they pulled their... The rickety

bobsled over the finish line? Right,
right.

So, I mean, okay, what's your point?

Here's a Jamaican bobsledder. No, honey,
no.

How about that manicure now, huh?

Oh, yeah, you know what? That grease
under your fingernails probably will

us something about all this.

Oh.

I don't know.

But I do know someone who knows
everything about things that are funky.

This grease isn't grease.

It's mercury fulminate.

You work with thermometers.

No, mercury fulminate is a component in
a top -secret fuel substitute.

Yeah, well, the guy in the SUV did say I
stuck my nose where it didn't belong.

I've got to keep you under lock and key.

No one's at VIP, so you're best bet
staying here.

Oh, I was going to show them my gallery
of fashion.

Okay, fine, whatever.

I've got to get Jayhawk prepped for the
big show. Duck into one of the offices

there, because everybody's got the
track.

Jayhawk? What is this place?

Harmon Manufacturing.

Look, I gotta go. I'll talk to you guys
later.

That must be fun for Nicky to test drive
cars.

Yeah, he blows him up and he's got the
job.

Something's here, I know it.

Come on, dig in.

Jayhawk.

Harmon Manufacturing.

God, I've been here.

All right, who's he?

Harmon. He's the one.

She has something to do with it. Come
on, think.

Think.

Come on, stud.

Don't worry, Kay.

Doing races?

Maybe it's the whole motorcycle together
with much less.

Yes, sir.

It's all done.

I've got it looking good as new for you.

No, thank you, sir.

Hi. Absolutely super, people.

Bang up job, if I say so myself.

I'm going to let the mayor know in a
memo.

I'll CC you.

Oh, well, you know, if you bring your
car around, I could get it all spick and

span for you.

I could use some sprucing up. I'll bring
it by.

Oh, well, good.

You do that, then.

Excuse me?

Oh, right, of course.

Oh!

You don't want the fingerprints on the
clean car.

Can you wait here for me?

The mayor and I have to go to this big
Jayhawk car gala thing.

Well, I will wait as long as it takes.

Ew. I feel so dirty.

Which way did they go?

Which way did they go?

Plus you wrote Rialto Avenue on the
wall.

You walked down the wrong street.

Ooh, he's got a bat.

He's got a pipe.

Go back where you came from.

You're going back and fixing that mural.

Look around.

You can walk out or you can crawl out.

Enough of this West Side Story.

You drive into our neighborhood and you
put up that stupid mural and then you go

home. We gotta live with it.

Still doesn't give you the right to be
short.

Hey, we can paint. You saw.

How come they never ask us, huh?

Forget about it.

What?

We think a mural sucks, too.

Okay,

now it's time to loosen up that memory.

Try anything.

Inkblots!

Okay,

so you tell us the first thing that
comes to your mind, okay? Go.

Yeah, I don't think these work if you
were hit on the head.

Could you at least just play along for a
little bit? Because we spent a lot of

time on these things, okay? All right?

Okay.

A dog.

Maybe you'd have better luck if you
pulled your head out of your butt.

They're here.

Gee, you know, that amnesia's really...
I don't know how you got hit in the head

like that.

All right, that's me.

Maybe you work here.

And now what you did, Joe, is what you
saw.

I wish I'd bombed you on the head a long
time ago.

Those eight blots really work.

Really good.

Oh.

Dean McKee.

That's your name.

Dean.

Dean, right.

You don't remember the test blot?

Talk about your heart.

Harmon is going to blow up Project
Jayhawk and make it look like a methane

explosion. No, no, no. Jayhawk is the
car that Nicky's test driving.

That Boy Scout saw everything.

Yeah, I didn't write your number down
because I needed protection.

I was going to warn Nicky.

Well, just stop remembering right there.
I gotta talk to Kay. Yeah, uh... This

is serious.

Oh. Oh.

Okay, Kay. Yeah, I'll give Mickey the
scoop. Just get over here fast, okay?

Remember me?

You bet I do.

It's too bad.

But you're just in time for the big
show.

Oh, my God.

Nicky.

Kay said Val was trying to warn Nikki,
but she got cut off. Did Kay call Nikki?

Couldn't get through.

She might already be in the car.

We got to pick everybody up.

Go to the proof and grab the stealth
mode.

If Harmon sees us coming, he'll detonate
J -Walk early.

Disappear the witnesses.

Should we use the cover?

I have an idea.

Give me all you got, and I want it now.

Want to know what I want? Put it down.

Yo, I want money. Yo, I want money. Yo,
I want money. Yo, I want money. Yo, I

want money.

Yeah, I'm here with you. Go on.

Okay,

thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, please take your
seats.

You're about to witness the next
generation of automotive.

You just want me to drive around in a
circle?

That's what the boss wants. I could pull
some 360s, spike things up.

Mickey, just drive this time, okay?

Wake me up when it's over.

Move him out after the explosion.

There's a car crash at the other
facility.

Stick him in the trunk of the Viper,
then cube it.

Hey, Harmon.

You're gonna get caught.

He may be the boss of this big company,
but I'm not that smart.

Hmm. Well, I'm feeling a heck of a lot
smarter than you right about now.

Enjoy the junkyard.

Hey, let me through. I want to take on
the supercar. Body gas only, homie.

Now move this taco burner out of here.

Hey, that ain't cool, Stallone. Hey, I
don't even like Mexican food.

Hey, in two seconds, I'm going to haul
your ass out of there.

We've got no time.

Let's go.

This ought to be good.

Uh, you're a hanky.

I have allergies.

If we take it down, there's some behind
there in that cabinet.

Hey, you got a lot more to worry about
than running out of sweetheart.

Oh, I think, well, if I start sneezing,
it's going to get really messy in here.

Yeah, it's messy. Hip, waiter, messy.

Talking nasty.

Uh, excellent.

That one.

Please, I can't even watch.

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.

You know this is the mayor's baby.

He comes back and his gun will go
nuclear.

He wants to stick around.

No.

You can't.

Relax. You right over there.

Don't worry. We're going to take good
care of it.

This is good.

That's more than fuel, ma 'am.

Pretty damn smart.

I'll get Harmon.

We'll do it your way.

Nice car, Nick. Now get out.

Come on.

What have you done to the car?

I'm sure the mayor's car will clean up.

That outfit is suitable for framing.

Well, this is what I was going to wear
to the mayor for a day contest if I won.

See, that's not fair. The mayor should
have given you extra points for helping

out Dean and locking Harmon up.

Well, he did.

Just that he wasn't too crazy about us
blowing up his car.

Well, I'd rather have a friend for life
than be mayor for a day.

Ha, ha, ha. Knock it off.

I just want to thank you guys for
bailing me out.

No problem. If you'd have been there for
us.

Yeah, I probably would have been there a
little faster.

Not that I'm complaining or anything.

Here you go, guys.

Yeah, I just want to tell you, that new
mural rocks.

Yeah, we made an executive decision and
painted over the kiddies.

Ruben's crew painted a tribute to his
lowrider.

Bitches.

Guys, I may have a little problem.

Oh, no idea.

Well, I must have flashed the wrong gang
signal the other day at those

gangbangers or something.

Well, you didn't start a turf war or
anything, right?

First.

That one.

She has the hots for me.

All I told you.

This isn't a gang fight.