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Oh, this is so wonderful.
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A ride along with real -life bodyguards?
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I want to immerse myself in your dark,
mysterious world.
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Well, Bobby, five years on a series?
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You must know everything about private
eyes. Private eyes are out.
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Bodyguards are in.
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Night of the Bodyguard. We'll be at
Major.
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Major? Phil? You know, Smith & Wesson
was one of my favorite TV shows. It
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should have been canceled. Driver, slow
down a little. My hair.
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That's Tasha, the mean one.
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Oh, I can't remember names. What can I
say?
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It was my one flaw.
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You know, you should really watch Tasha
for your movie research. She may not
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look like much, but she kind of uses
that against bad guys.
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Anybody make that?
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Yep, looks like a carjack in progress.
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Oh, my God! You're about to see VIP in
action.
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Tasha, do something!
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I am. I'm calling 911.
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What?
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We at VIP do not let our fingers do the
walking. We let our fists do the
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talking. You know, Tasha, I hate to say
it, but Belle's right.
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By the time the cops get here, it's
going to be too late.
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Did
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you see
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that look?
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Tell me about it.
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and how a bodyguard agency runs all
right.
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You got it? Yeah.
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Yeah, that was Bobby Canary all right.
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Let's get out of here.
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The beautiful and lethal Valerie Irons.
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Plucked from obscurity to head an elite
Los Angeles bodyguard agency.
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They know how to get things done.
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Eventually.
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You don't get computers?
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You make my eyes puffy.
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Computers are a very important part of
bodyguarding. With the right touch,
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you're just a mouse click away from
vital information.
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See? There's Mr. Evil Carjacker, who,
thanks to Tasha, is going to spend a
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in dialysis before he's off to the big
house.
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Boring.
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No offense, honey, but if any of this
computer junk is in Night of the
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Bodyguard, it's being rewritten.
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Okay, check this out.
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Oh, hold on.
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They found this dude slain in a tree.
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Oh my gosh, that's Mark Wilcox and Peter
Stiles who replaced him as head of Tri
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-Global Pictures.
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The coroner said they had to pick up
body parts in a bucket.
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Yeah. Yeah, a little gnarly.
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One of the cool parts?
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The bomb blew the moon. We're 52 feet in
the air.
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Ah,
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bodyguards, is this thing on?
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Miss Canary, that reminds me.
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I need your autograph.
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Oh, I normally charge $20, but I'll
offer you a discount since I feel sorry
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you. I meant your signature.
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This is an insurance liability waiver,
and you forgot to sign.
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Right there.
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Oh.
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Oh, enough with all this paperwork.
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When do I get to see more bodyguard
action?
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Well, we got a couple of wussy gigs
coming up.
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She means a lot of very important work,
like security checks and bulletproofing
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that limo.
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You could ride along if you want. Why
not?
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As long as you're going to do a bomb
sweep of the car.
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Sorry,
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Mark.
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Bastard.
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Thought I'd never get rid of him.
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The CEO is dead.
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Long live the CEO.
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It's probably bomb boy right now.
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Talk to me.
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You read today's paper?
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No, I was out washing my own car. Of
course I read the paper.
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I want the rest of my money.
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Yeah, especially like the bit about the
spleen. That was a nice touch, Weber.
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The money.
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Today.
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I... Might not be easy. My schedule's a
little tight.
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Then loosen it. And remember to follow
my three I's. In cash, in person, in
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public. Be at foam in an hour.
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Alone. Failure to comply will result in
your death.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Like Baccarat.
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Huh?
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Yes, yes.
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It's a type of crystal.
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Crystal clear.
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Moron. We're having some fun with Steve
Cannell's limo. Might be some good
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research for you.
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I almost worked for him a couple of
times, you know?
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That rocks.
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Were we going to be like the chick from
the A -Team?
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Number one show in history.
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Well, maybe the number two show.
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That's right. Smith and Wesson.
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Mr. Beltbuckle's about to come down from
the mansion.
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Did you fix up that limo?
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Just got to load my AK.
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Campbell's going to love this.
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We take our job very seriously.
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How about you?
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What would you say in the face of
danger?
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Say? I don't say, I do.
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Okay, but from my research, you know in
film how actors have to say witty lines
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in the face of danger?
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It's because they have writers, okay? We
don't need writers to do what we do.
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Okay.
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Work with me here.
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You're tied up and you have to shout for
help from me.
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So?
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Okay, how about Bobby Watham?
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Okay, um, how about it's all you, baby?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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All right, okay, I would even say take
care of business, girlfriend.
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Oh, that was great, truly wonderful.
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Thank you. Yeah, I thought about it.
Sometimes we talk to each other that
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and when I get to cook...
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Even, darling.
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Bobby Canary.
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What's it been? Two, three years?
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You have not changed. Oh, aren't you
sweet?
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Mr. Cannell, Tasha Dexter. Is it Cannell
or Cannell? You know what? I can't even
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remember. Hey, your team did a great job
on this. Thank you.
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Aren't they the best?
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What exactly did you do?
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Well, we coated the doors and the
windows with high -impact polymer gel.
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totally bulletproof.
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When did he honor?
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What's this?
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AK -47.
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You're kidding, right?
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Oh, come on.
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All those TV shows you do, the action,
the guns, the criminals.
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Come on, I'm a writer, not a gun nut.
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Besides, belt buckle always scares them
off.
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You did it, Nicky.
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Oh.
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You guys might want to cover your ears.
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Not a scratch.
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We're not the fullest group. They're
tired.
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Anybody else make that van?
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Yeah, about five minutes ago.
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Let me reload and check it out while I
wait.
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Ah, look at those.
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I guess it was nothing.
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Well, now that that's done, who wants
lunch?
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You know, Bobby, I've got a deadline on
one of my novels, and I always work much
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better in the limousine.
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Of course.
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Weber, nice place.
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You here often?
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I believe you have something for me.
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How's your doing
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business with you?
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Stick around.
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These make it look like a business
lunch.
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Honey,
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it's Peter Stiles, the new studio head.
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Take a picture. Take a picture.
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Cheese. Cheese.
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That's a cool camera. Can I see that?
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Thank you. I'm sorry, but my likeness
has a certain monetary value that
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diminishes unless I protect it very
vigorously. But here's what you can do.
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this 800 number, and they'll send you a
free poster from Triglobal's latest
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release. Okay?
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Come on. Thank you.
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Nice.
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You sure you don't want to fork over
another half mil, have me take them out
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too?
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Peter!
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Hi, hi, I'm Valerie Irons, remember me?
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Yes, yes, yes, of course, the beautiful
and lethal.
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Valerie Irons. Yeah. It's great to see
you. Is Tri -Global going to still do
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that sequel to Mutant Battlestar?
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Battlefield Uranus. Yes. We are
seriously considering that. Seriously,
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considering that. Listen, I'm sorry.
I've got to go. I've got to go
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out a director way over budget. Oh,
yeah. Have you got a card?
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Dial. Hey, sweetie, congrats on the bump
upstairs.
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Well, thank you.
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You look great.
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Bobby. Bobby.
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Bobby Canary? Yeah, of course. We were
just talking about you.
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You were?
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You bet. You bet. You would be perfect
for next summer's tentpole action
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release. I am serious. I am serious. You
have your agent. Call me.
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Have him call me.
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Thank you, Peter.
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Thank you very much.
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Line at the little girl's room. Sorry to
keep you waiting.
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Oh, no. Oh, that's fine. I'd love to see
Hollywood matching.
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Oh, yes, please.
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He's so fun.
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Peter Stiles hasn't returned the last
six calls from my agent.
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That is, until he heard about Night of
the Bodyguard.
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Hey, ladies.
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Hey. Hey, Bobby.
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We were just passing through on our way
back to the office and thought Bobby
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would like to watch Nikki test out her
new grenade launcher.
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Illegit? Missing place on a nondescript
could -be -any -year gray van with no
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distinguishing markings. Not a lot to go
on for taking a little more than a
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minute, mister.
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Yeah, well, we didn't have a lot of time
to look, thanks to Bobby.
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It still doesn't make sense to me, her
taking on that gunman like that.
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Are you sure you don't have any
exquisite little details for me?
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you know there was something i keep
thinking about the way that van took off
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yeah fast no no i meant that maneuver
now not too many drivers can pull a spin
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-out gag without rolling you've got any
contenders in mind maybe
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Listen, I'm looking for a guy, dark
brown hair, about this tall.
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He's over there.
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Here's the sticker!
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Hey, Durbin!
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Are you ready?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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So, Jimmy, I'll get him his grant. I'm
just a little short right now.
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Not to mention slow.
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Now, I don't know any Jimmy.
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I made you at foam.
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Band gag?
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Uh -huh.
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What do you mean, gag?
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I was firing blanks. Why?
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Why do you do anything, man? For a
picture.
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Hey,
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hey, hey.
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A guy hired me a few days ago.
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Before that.
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A phone gig.
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He picked me up in that van.
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You know the rest.
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I've never seen him before.
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He said paycheck.
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Did he give you one? Yeah.
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Right here.
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Sean Costner.
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JFDI Pictures.
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What does little Miss Know -It -All keep
in here that makes her so special?
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Hello, VIP.
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Kay. It's Johnny.
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Johnny. Hi.
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Listen, you know that itsy -bitsy little
clue that you were looking for?
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How about some undercover work?
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Me?
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Really? In the field?
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Okay. Okay, I got it. Thank you, Johnny.
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Spill the beans, Coster.
256
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,600
Is there by any chance a Sean Coster
here?
257
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,240
Mm -hmm. In there.
258
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,420
Yeah, I see that picture.
259
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,360
No, he's not there right now.
260
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500
Hold it.
261
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,600
You might want to cover your ears.
262
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,280
Nikki, where are you?
263
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,780
You promised I could do this alone.
264
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,760
You're as alone as a gift, Kay.
265
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,140
I'm just kicking back listening to some
of the classics.
266
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,180
What's going on?
267
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,880
Kay?
268
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,639
under the honor?
269
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,640
What's this?
270
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,020
AK -47.
271
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,380
You're kidding, right?
272
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,460
Oh, my God.
273
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,260
Who are you?
274
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,220
Oh, nobody.
275
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,960
I see you're making a movie.
276
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:07,220
Yeah. And it's already got a sexy female
lead. Thanks, though.
277
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,980
In that case...
278
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:14,940
I'm with the union, local 4732. Do you
want to tell me what you're shooting or
279
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,840
do you want me to shut you down? Because
I can do it, mister. I can do it like
280
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,840
that.
281
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,440
Okay.
282
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,580
Look, I'm just a little two -bit
production company.
283
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,460
I can see.
284
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,480
So who's the head chief?
285
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,460
Bobby Canary.
286
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,400
The Bobby Canary?
287
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,360
She's the executive producer.
288
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,030
Look, I just do what she says.
289
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,190
I mean, if she wants to make a little
film to jumpstart her career, where's
290
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,190
harm?
291
00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:45,190
Bobby set up the whole VIP ride -along
just so she can make an action movie on
292
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:45,769
the cheap.
293
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,830
She thinks it's her only hope of getting
back in the business.
294
00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:51,070
Hey, you're in it.
295
00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:56,790
How long have you been here?
296
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,290
Just got here.
297
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,580
It's coming with me.
298
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,240
You did good, Kay.
299
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,680
Yeah? Yeah.
300
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,020
And as a reward, you get to decide who
tells Val the bad news about her friend
301
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,020
Bobby.
302
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,220
Tasha.
303
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,040
Film from those tourists.
304
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:32,100
They are morons. Spent the morning at
our competition's theme park. Those
305
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,200
prices? Okay.
306
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,280
No,
307
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,320
I know. I know that broad.
308
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,340
That actress, Tweety Bird.
309
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,840
You know, the Charlie's Angels wannabe
show.
310
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,440
Bobby Canary? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
311
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,000
Just talk to some guy with a video
camera.
312
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,520
They're taping me.
313
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,640
It's not good.
314
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,040
They could have got you with Weber.
315
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:11,670
Hey, little Miss Songbird, a visit?
316
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:12,930
Get that tape.
317
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:14,190
And any copies?
318
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:19,890
I assume I should take this as far as I
need to.
319
00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:21,850
I mean, if she's not cooperative.
320
00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:31,070
Think I want to know what you do?
321
00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:33,430
Just take care of it?
322
00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:37,590
Bobby's using us to make a movie. Are
you sure?
323
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,810
How could Bobby be such a rotten rat
think?
324
00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:42,330
Nikki and Kate saw her little movie with
their own eyes.
325
00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:45,750
Oh, well, we would have done her dumb
movie if she just would have asked us.
326
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,230
Right? In a word, no.
327
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:49,950
All right, she completely misrepresented
Kate.
328
00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:51,430
You got her involved.
329
00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:52,670
You can call the plug.
330
00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:54,570
You're the one who likes firing people.
331
00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:01,030
Bobby, I gotta cancel the whole shopping
trip. We need to talk.
332
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,250
Sure, babe.
333
00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:03,510
What about?
334
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,090
Great, here we go again.
335
00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,570
Where are you, Mr. Camera Guy?
336
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:20,770
Okay, we're going to play your dumb
movie game, but this is the last time.
337
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:25,270
What gives? She keeps dropping back. Who
runs a tail like that?
338
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,550
always win.
339
00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:23,210
All right, bad guys.
340
00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:25,490
Drop the hardware and hand over the
babe.
341
00:25:25,830 --> 00:25:28,490
She's with VIP. She must have backup out
there somewhere.
342
00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:31,710
That's right, lumpy. I got backup for my
backup now. Pass her over.
343
00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:34,070
Keep your chin up for the camera.
344
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:37,590
Val, I have to tell you something.
345
00:25:37,810 --> 00:25:41,490
Now what's it going to be, boys?
346
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,310
Shoot her. Get off the pot.
347
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:50,050
She's probably getting this on tape.
348
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:51,349
Oh,
349
00:25:51,350 --> 00:26:04,050
my
350
00:26:04,050 --> 00:26:05,830
God, that was so real.
351
00:26:06,050 --> 00:26:08,750
If you can act like that in a little
home movie, imagine how you could do it
352
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,450
a big -budget feature and a real
director.
353
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,630
You know about my movie?
354
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,520
Of course I do. We're VIP. We know
everything. I know all about the guys
355
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,440
around with the cameras and the fake
guns.
356
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,280
Oh, my God.
357
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,640
This gun is so real.
358
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,760
Val, so are those guys.
359
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,780
I didn't hire them.
360
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:55,020
K checked every studio and night of the
bodyguard is not on anybody's slate.
361
00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:57,780
I made it up.
362
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,520
I'm sorry.
363
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,700
I don't blame you if you hate me.
364
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:05,080
You don't, do you?
365
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,100
Oh, please.
366
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:08,720
You're Bobby Canary.
367
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:11,020
Smith and Wesson totally rock Sunday
night.
368
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,820
But you still should have told us.
369
00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:16,580
I became a star by thinking only of
myself.
370
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:20,880
Somewhere along the line, I forgot how
to let that go.
371
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:23,880
But, Val, I'm only 35.
372
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:26,980
Okay, 37.
373
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:31,740
But you could put out a fire with all
the creative juice I have left.
374
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,160
Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
375
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,640
You're just at a low.
376
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,960
Kind of like a stock market.
377
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,780
You just had a tech wreck, and you're
waiting for a summer rally.
378
00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:43,340
Now we just have to keep you alive for
your comeback.
379
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:48,900
Matches on that limo.
380
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,360
Do you know there are over 25 ,000
registered limos in Los Angeles County
381
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,140
and if you stack them into N, they reach
halfway to Las Vegas?
382
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,000
All right, how far are you?
383
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160
Barstow.
384
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,040
I would help if we knew what the
kidnappers were after.
385
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,920
If Bobby would tell us.
386
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:09,580
Maybe we should take a look at the
footage they already shot.
387
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,700
Might pick up with someone following
him.
388
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,740
Does that mean I can stop looking for
limos?
389
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,480
No.
390
00:28:23,790 --> 00:28:28,150
Two big guys scared off by one little
girl.
391
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:33,050
It was a movie. I wouldn't believe it.
I'm telling you, there was something
392
00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:34,270
strange going on.
393
00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:38,510
She either had backup or maybe they were
taping the whole thing. I don't know.
394
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,990
But I never saw anybody go up to Tiny
and take away his gun like that.
395
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,930
Well, maybe you should hire better
people.
396
00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:49,810
Lucky for you, there may be a smarter
way to get a hold of Bobby Canary.
397
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,350
Mr. Buckle's about to make his way down
from the mansion.
398
00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:55,570
Did you take care of that limo?
399
00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:57,030
Just got a little by AK.
400
00:28:58,230 --> 00:28:59,230
Well, what do you think?
401
00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:02,450
I mean, I know it doesn't have a lot of
production value.
402
00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:03,990
Shh.
403
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,330
Bobby Canary.
404
00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:09,630
Bobby.
405
00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:10,889
Sexy thing.
406
00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:11,890
Pete Stiles.
407
00:29:12,490 --> 00:29:13,690
Peter, you dear man.
408
00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:15,470
How are you?
409
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:18,490
Talk about being in the right place at
the right time.
410
00:29:19,010 --> 00:29:20,010
Who, me?
411
00:29:20,130 --> 00:29:21,130
No, no, no, me.
412
00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:23,230
When I ran into you the other day at
phone?
413
00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:28,630
Listen, Tri -Global is fast -tracking
this new chick Roman Empire flick,
414
00:29:28,670 --> 00:29:32,470
Gladiatrix. So, you already have a lead.
415
00:29:32,810 --> 00:29:38,670
I wish. I wish. Drew, Julia, Cameron. I
mean, they're the obvious choices, but
416
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:42,710
who wants to go there? I need something
that they don't got.
417
00:29:43,090 --> 00:29:44,090
Watch it, Victor.
418
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:48,090
You're talking about my friends. Very
good actresses, one and all.
419
00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:55,530
Ask yourself this question. Has the
American public gotten their fair share
420
00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:56,530
Bobby Canary?
421
00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:58,950
Well, yes, I see what you're saying.
422
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:03,570
I mean, I have been a bit underexposed
with all my charitable work.
423
00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:09,070
Exactly. So listen, you get that cute
little tush of yours down to a
424
00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:13,150
facility, and you do a screen test for
us, and listen, not a word to anybody,
425
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,270
this thing is trehot.
426
00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:16,650
Peter, I'm yours completely.
427
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,330
All right, here's the address.
428
00:30:20,409 --> 00:30:21,409
Yes? Yes?
429
00:30:22,390 --> 00:30:23,390
Uh -huh.
430
00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:26,310
Okay.
431
00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:43,510
But for my research, you know, in film,
when stars say witty lines and say
432
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,590
things... Oh, hey, Bobby.
433
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:48,090
Because they have good writers. We don't
need writers for what we do.
434
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,500
Oh, you're not one of those actresses
who hate to see themselves on
435
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:54,640
are you? Oh, hardly.
436
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,960
Uh, Val, I have to go get something in
my car.
437
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,380
You think you could come with me?
438
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,920
Maybe I should go, too. No, no.
439
00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:05,940
Not necessary.
440
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,620
We just, uh, kind of go down to her car.
We don't need a babysitter.
441
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,860
As everybody knows, the bad guys never
return to see the crime.
442
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,140
this is the movie you want to do. You
know, it might just be a bunch of women
443
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,460
dressed in goofy outfits during
gratuitous violence.
444
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,720
Who cares?
445
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,380
This is my big chance, Val.
446
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,560
Nothing's going to stop me now.
447
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:49,980
All right, let me see if I've got this
right. As long as it's on TV, you guys
448
00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:50,980
will watch anything.
449
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,660
Chill out, Tosh. Kay might have found
something. Hold on.
450
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,640
Right there.
451
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,300
In the background, that's Peter Stiles.
He's the new top dog over at Tri
452
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,300
-Global.
453
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,640
He's entitled to eat at home.
454
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,540
Yeah, but who's the slab of meat with
feet?
455
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,520
I know that guy.
456
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,460
Sonny Weber, the pro hitter.
457
00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:19,820
Bobby was right in front of them, so she
must have seen something. I'll go get
458
00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:20,820
her.
459
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,580
And who said it was just TV?
460
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,240
This is not good.
461
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,200
Well, not exactly Universal Studios, is
it?
462
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:04,560
Well, some of the finest TV ever made
was shot in a warehouse.
463
00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:14,760
Hello? No time for phone calls. We have
to get the star ready for her screen
464
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,240
test. Well, you know, some guys never
learn. This time I'll show you no mercy.
465
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,560
I've been telling you since you left
VIP.
466
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,420
You ain't got no backup.
467
00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,010
Any luck on triangulating her cell
phone?
468
00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:38,830
That only works when her cell phone's
on.
469
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,570
Then I call my studio contact.
470
00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:44,050
Dial is gone.
471
00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:45,210
Nobody knows where.
472
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:47,570
Or it's a big fat nothing.
473
00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:49,730
I mean, do you even know this dial,
dude?
474
00:33:50,610 --> 00:33:52,030
Bobby's such a total flake.
475
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:56,170
Yeah, but from the looks of this tape,
Bobby caught Stiles paying off a hitman.
476
00:33:56,390 --> 00:34:00,010
Two days after his boss's son splattered
over a perfectly good Mercedes in a
477
00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:01,010
parent head.
478
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,330
I'm checking.
479
00:34:02,570 --> 00:34:03,570
Wait! minute.
480
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,860
I bet I know where they went.
481
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,080
They're not after Bobby at all. All they
want is her videotape.
482
00:34:10,659 --> 00:34:11,659
Good call.
483
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500
JFDI pictures.
484
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,880
And what happens when they find out that
this isn't there?
485
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,719
Let's get over there and make sure that
doesn't happen.
486
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:29,100
Val, isn't this about the time you make
one of your patented escape moves?
487
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:30,860
Just lead the way.
488
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,540
I'll follow.
489
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,480
I told you, a quick study.
490
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,320
Bobby, those are real guns.
491
00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:38,219
Remember what happened to your purse?
492
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:41,380
It's one thing to lose an accessory, but
another thing to lose a major organ.
493
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:43,420
Are you telling me this could be the
end?
494
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,900
That I may not have a comeback?
495
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,719
Well, you know, I'm not a negative
person. I never said that.
496
00:34:51,179 --> 00:34:52,179
Good.
497
00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:54,820
So what are you going to do?
498
00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:08,600
Everybody out. And you, you better not
be lying to me.
499
00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:33,360
You think this is over, Kim?
500
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,920
Not really.
501
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:43,200
This is going to be a tough one, Tasha.
502
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,980
Maybe I should take it alone.
503
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,580
Take care of business, girlfriend.
504
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,580
I could have done that line much better.
505
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:54,420
I could swear the phone stuff is on this
cassette.
506
00:35:56,300 --> 00:36:02,920
Not you
507
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,900
again. Look, I gotta make a living.
508
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,620
Tanit Spindlehead, where are they?
509
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,960
Where are who?
510
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,020
Val Irons and your boss, Bobby Canary.
511
00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:13,980
Them?
512
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,380
Hey.
513
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,560
How we doing?
514
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:23,880
Not good. We've been through every
second of that videotape. There's
515
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,900
there about your meat and phone.
516
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,140
All right.
517
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,600
Get him out of here. Get him someplace
loud where we can make him talk. I want
518
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,600
that tape.
519
00:36:49,130 --> 00:36:52,130
Where do you, I don't know. I haven't
heard from Bobby all day. What's this?
520
00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:53,689
More footage?
521
00:36:53,690 --> 00:36:56,630
No, that's a live feed from the video
band.
522
00:36:59,770 --> 00:37:00,770
Where's that band?
523
00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:05,450
It's at Colorado Boulevard Bridge, three
miles from here.
524
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,330
What, you're going to kill her because
she's not telling you where the tape is?
525
00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:13,750
That'd so be movie.
526
00:37:14,290 --> 00:37:17,050
Maybe my assistant did not explain
things to you properly.
527
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:19,140
You are both going to die.
528
00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:22,180
That is how these movies end.
529
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,840
Does this mean that I'm not up for
gladiatrix?
530
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,540
Do you have any idea how much of a
washed -up has -been you really are?
531
00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:37,540
If I was making a movie about a washed
-up has -been, you still couldn't get a
532
00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:38,399
screen test.
533
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,580
That is so unnecessarily harsh.
534
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,460
You ain't seen nothing yet.
535
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,480
Do what you gotta do.
536
00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:52,200
Val, I know you told me never to let my
true feelings show that he's not worth
537
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,460
risking my career over, but it doesn't
matter anymore.
538
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,160
I have to say it.
539
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,400
You're a wimp.
540
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,220
You always have been.
541
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:04,120
You couldn't even get the lunch orders
right when you were a gopher.
542
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,560
Ha!
543
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,540
A little tougher than picking up coffee,
huh? Hey.
544
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,920
What's the matter?
545
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,980
You big weenie. Afraid of getting a
little blot on your hands?
546
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:18,430
You had to hire a big, hired, tough guy
to do your shooting for you?
547
00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:19,710
Huh?
548
00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,570
What's the matter? Come on and shoot me.
549
00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:23,750
Or don't you have the Kajani's?
550
00:38:24,190 --> 00:38:25,850
Kajani's? Come on, Mama's boy.
551
00:38:27,110 --> 00:38:28,110
I'm waiting for you.
552
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,300
I just learned something.
553
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,620
It's a lot harder to shoot somebody in
cold blood than you think it is.
554
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:55,320
And I don't think you got the Kajani's.
555
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720
Am I right?
556
00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:10,800
Okay. Okay, I know you think I'm some
pampered exec, but I boxed in college.
557
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:18,020
I let her in an ass -kicking.
558
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,080
Oh, my God.
559
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,600
Bobby, she made the most ultimate
sacrifice.
560
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:27,840
Val, there's no blood.
561
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,660
Was that bitchin' or what?
562
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,300
Either the best performance of my
career.
563
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,040
You know, Val, I think I still might
have a shot at an Oscar.
564
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,980
I could have just gotten that scene on
film.
565
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,360
Well, we got the bad guys.
566
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,760
Take five. Miss Canary.
567
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:10,760
Chasing down criminals on TV is tough
work.
568
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:17,660
But with whisper glide, titanium
strength, I don't sweat. I glow.
569
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:20,340
I keep my cool.
570
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,800
Cut. That's a wrap,
571
00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:26,260
Bobby.
572
00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:33,709
Thank you.
573
00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:34,890
Thank you.
574
00:41:35,530 --> 00:41:36,750
Oh, thank you.
575
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:40,490
Bobby, that was so fantastic. I totally
believe that you don't sweat.
576
00:41:41,330 --> 00:41:43,210
Yeah, congratulations on your new
career.
577
00:41:44,290 --> 00:41:48,570
I am ordering my Woodspur glide online
right now. Oh, it's great.
578
00:41:49,230 --> 00:41:52,030
I hope the folks in Japan feel the same
way you do.
579
00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:57,050
Hey, this is about to live with Bobby.
580
00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:58,330
You check it out?
581
00:41:58,390 --> 00:41:59,730
Yeah, it's not going to blow up.
582
00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:02,420
But I should look to be sure.
583
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,720
Yeah.
584
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:08,700
Hey, it's a movie script.
585
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,260
Scooter and the Hitman.
586
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,240
A true life story of a hitman and his
dog.
587
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,340
Written by Sonny Weber.
588
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:27,260
He's the trigger who killed Stiles'
boss.
589
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,560
Probably had it sent from prison.
590
00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:30,710
I like the title.
591
00:42:33,190 --> 00:42:34,190
This is good.
592
00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:37,090
Oh, my God.
593
00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:38,630
Let me see.
594
00:42:39,030 --> 00:42:40,430
Wait, when I'm done. When I'm done.
595
00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:46,390
Another VIP top secret technical
briefing. Tasha Dexter on weapons.
596
00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:50,130
VIP is one of the few bodyguard agencies
licensed to carry weapons in almost any
597
00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:54,310
U .S. jurisdiction and most parts of the
world. It's not a license to kill. It's
598
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:55,730
more like a license to wound.
599
00:42:56,410 --> 00:42:58,910
This is a license to kill.
600
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:02,220
Nothing out of store. I got that in an
earlier job.
601
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:06,040
My primary carry arm is a silenced Ruger
.22 long rifle.
602
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960
I can hit a dime 200 yards away.
603
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:14,840
Some people call it an assassin's gun. I
call it my gun. It's quiet, extremely
604
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,880
accurate, and in the right hand,
extremely effective.
605
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,220
If I'm going into a serious combat
situation where I may need more
606
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,260
I might substitute for a Special Forces
AK -45.
607
00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:30,530
I carry a compact lock backup.
608
00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:32,310
Afghanistan.
609
00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:34,750
Good times.
610
00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:39,290
Assault rifles, grenade launchers,
couple of M60s, a Browning in storage.
611
00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:43,130
Nicky wanted a 30mm cannon, but I had to
draw the line somewhere.
612
00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:45,750
I think I'm the only one on the team
that carries a knife.
613
00:43:46,670 --> 00:43:49,470
They say when a gun and a knife get in a
fight that the gun always wins.
614
00:43:50,370 --> 00:43:51,950
That's true until you get about three
feet apart.
615
00:43:52,970 --> 00:43:55,190
Val's primary weapon is her high -heeled
shoes.
616
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,460
I hate to admit it, but she was pretty
effective with him.
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