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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:27,140 Get away, you bibos. The killer's right behind you. 2 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:28,440 Don't turn around. 3 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:33,740 Don't... Start making out with the other girl. 4 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,860 I know who you did last summer. 5 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:39,460 You guys. 6 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,560 Trick -or -treating, neighbor Petey. 7 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,640 Hey, 8 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:52,340 Irene. It's a nice costume. 9 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,700 Cat. 10 00:00:54,089 --> 00:00:55,190 How'd you come up with that one? 11 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:58,330 Oh, I'm not just any cat. I'm my favorite Mr. Jeebers. 12 00:00:58,570 --> 00:01:00,690 It was only fair since he dressed as me this year. 13 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:06,870 Listen, we're in the middle of a scary movie marathon, so... Oh, I like scary 14 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:09,330 movies. All right, great. Well, we'll send them over when we're through. Oh, 15 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,470 wait, wait. Can I stay? 16 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:13,949 You know what? 17 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:17,070 It might be a little bit uncomfortable. We're actually watching dirty movies. 18 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:18,630 Oh, I love dirty movies. 19 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:22,670 Yeah, see, it's already uncomfortable. 20 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,470 We don't need them, right, Irene? 21 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:36,070 Sorry, I mean Mr. Jeebers. Your costume is so convincing. 22 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:40,230 We've got nicer friends in the spiritual realm. 23 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:45,970 Hail Satan. 24 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,490 Calling in another favor. 25 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:53,570 Red Rover, Red Rover, send Satan right over. 26 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:10,740 Devil in the house. 27 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:26,520 Hey, Pete, do you have your uniform for me? Oh, yeah. 28 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:33,060 So, going as a firefighter, huh? No, I am going as a person with low self 29 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:35,940 -esteem who has to wear a uniform in order to compensate for his lack of 30 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:36,940 manhood. 31 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:45,280 Yeah, well, I'm going as Ashley. Look at me. I'm stupid. 32 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:51,900 Berg, would you stop playing with your hair? Well, look at this chunk of hair. 33 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:53,020 Mine of its own. 34 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,100 Damn cowlick. It's grown completely resistant to hair gel. 35 00:02:57,540 --> 00:02:59,120 Your whole head's a cowlick. 36 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:03,640 My hair is the key to my looks, and without my looks, what am I? Huh? 37 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,320 That's right. Just some guy with charming brains. 38 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:10,200 A cowlick's a tragedy? 39 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:15,940 Try being a woman. Have you ever been plucked, waxed, and exfoliated by a 40 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:16,940 Slavic woman? 41 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,600 I mean, 42 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,400 trust me, looking good is a full -time job. 43 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,580 Evidently, you don't work holidays. 44 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,820 Come on, it is a well -known fact that men have life easier than women. I mean, 45 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,720 you get paid more, your dry cleaning's cheaper, and horseback riding? 46 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:41,630 The only time you put your feet in stirrups. 47 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:44,450 Oh, because you got a winky. 48 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:48,710 Yeah, but I hate presenting it just to get the discount on dry cleaning. 49 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,150 Nah, I like the cat costume better. 50 00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:07,450 Sorry. 51 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:30,640 and Sharon ignored your host vessel, too. 52 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,720 Fine, then I got some, too. 53 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,380 All right, here you go. 54 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,800 There's a line of kids waiting to get their Halloween candy x -rayed. Oh, 55 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,160 Let me just go get changed. 56 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:26,900 If you come across any milk duds, make sure they find their way into my office. 57 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,799 Oh, my God. 58 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,540 What am I going to do? He can't see me like this. 59 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,760 Quick, put a bag over your head. 60 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,080 Hey. 61 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:32,060 Nice costume. 62 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,320 Thank you. 63 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:44,160 You know, originally it was just a hump with, you know, hair growing out of 64 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 it. 65 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,620 Then I just... I painted the eyes and the mouth. 66 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:56,700 That's real. 67 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,120 Can I touch it? 68 00:06:58,180 --> 00:06:59,440 You do, and you'll lose a finger. 69 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:02,780 You're good. 70 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:05,220 I didn't even see your lips move. 71 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:10,860 Yeah, well, you know, if my career didn't work as a firefighter... 72 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:21,450 What did you eat for dinner? 73 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,210 Very funny, Dunville. 74 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:25,510 Now knock it off. 75 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:28,290 Knock it off. Knock it off. Your turn. 76 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:32,830 Don't test me, Dunville. I'm not too old to kick your butt. 77 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:36,310 Oh, sure you are. That's why the union won't let you climb the ladders anymore. 78 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:47,070 Sorry, sir. 79 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:58,160 You'll be fighting fire with a mop for the next week. Yeah, well, you can take 80 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,580 that mop and just... Hand it to me! 81 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:53,810 You have a you -who. 82 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:57,230 No, Tony, I'm serious. 83 00:08:57,910 --> 00:08:59,210 Oh, come here. 84 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:01,390 Let your husband see his wife's little dream. 85 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:06,650 What's that? 86 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,930 It's exactly what it looks like. 87 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:10,730 How do I take it off? 88 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:15,070 Well, trust me, the more you pull on it, the less you're going to want to get 89 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:16,070 rid of it. 90 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,760 In fact, it won't stop growing hair no matter how much I cut down the hair. 91 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,060 Just keep growing back. 92 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,580 I'm starting to look like Pete Sampras back there. 93 00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:29,740 What's so funny? 94 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,660 Nothing. Pete who? 95 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:33,920 Sampras. 96 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,720 What was that? Samp... Knock it off! 97 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:40,540 What's on your shoulder? 98 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,040 Just this terrible white head. 99 00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:50,710 That Claracil's really starting to work. 100 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,230 You should really pop that. 101 00:10:56,650 --> 00:11:00,970 Sharon, I am just a little weirded out, all right? And I do not like the name 102 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:01,970 Little Sharon. 103 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,970 Well, Little Johnny was already taken. 104 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:14,010 Okay, what happened to you guys? I'm a freak. I'm ugly. I'm with stupid. 105 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,680 That's not so bad. 106 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,420 Now she can be a model for a very specialized magazine. 107 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,160 What kind of magazine? Stop it! 108 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,360 How do we end up so cursed? 109 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,900 Irene. 110 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,320 Irene, when I told her she couldn't watch scary movies with us, she said she 111 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,320 going to curse all of us. 112 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:05,550 Let me get this straight, then. So, in a way, this is... It's so good. 113 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,930 This is all your fault. You make me ugly, Pete! 114 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:17,350 You're ugly. Look at the growth underneath my neck. 115 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,270 Ashley, there's something on your shirt. 116 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:22,010 Pete, I'm not falling for that. 117 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,209 Eh, doesn't matter. 118 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,510 Wait! Look at that! Look! Hey! 119 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:30,940 Fighting is not going to help us solve anything. Now, what we need to do... is 120 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,500 find a way to get rid of my wife's winky. 121 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,220 done with your... soul. 122 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,180 Listen, we were wondering if you... 123 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,430 I know a lot so little. 124 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,390 Why are you plaguing us? Because. 125 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:51,070 I think you're too good for anyone else. 126 00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:53,330 I'm going to break that thing apart. 127 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:54,950 Wait a minute. 128 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:58,310 I know who you are. I went to parochial school. 129 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:04,510 I'm not scared of you. You remove these three plagues. Let my... 130 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,250 You're so brave. 131 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:24,410 Are you... aroused? 132 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,550 Sorry, baby. It has a mind of its own. 133 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:34,650 Thank you, man. 134 00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:38,330 Ew. Ugh. 135 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,010 Devil vomit is nasty. 136 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,070 one of your mortal souls to be damned to hell for all eternity. 137 00:14:55,510 --> 00:15:02,330 Oh, that's so good. Well, ten minutes to decide which friend you like 138 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,330 the least. 139 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,930 We have eleven minutes. I gotta go to bed. 140 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,110 How are we gonna make a decision like this? 141 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:16,010 Well, I was always told you should never nominate yourself. 142 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:18,830 What's that, Ashley? 143 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:01,200 pot over there i mean what does she do that's so special hey no way is it going 144 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:07,960 to be sharon all right i love my man wife wait a minute wait a 145 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:13,560 minute guys look at what we've become we're supposed to be sending one of our 146 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:19,060 best friends to hell yet all we can do is bickering backstabbing now the only 147 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:21,740 fair thing to do is see if we can all agree on one person 148 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,220 feet to play guitar for the pooch. 149 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:55,900 No! 150 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,120 No! 151 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:58,660 Please! Johnny! 152 00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,880 Johnny! 153 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,400 Johnny! Johnny! 154 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:05,200 Johnny! You're so brave pushing around that armless guy. 155 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,300 All right. 156 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,640 We've made our decision. 157 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,319 Is it you? 158 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,220 No, it's not. See, you think you're so smart. It's Bird. 159 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,740 How's that supposed to mean? Berg's better than me? Suddenly I'm not good 160 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:27,740 for the devil? 161 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,160 Ow! Ow! 162 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,740 What'd you do that for? 163 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,900 I was just seeing if it was hollow. 164 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,020 Enough! 165 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,320 Hurry up, Berg. Hell away. 166 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,100 Ooh. 167 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,460 It's toasty. 168 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,260 I guess this is it, guys. 169 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,220 I want you to know that I still love you. 170 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,800 Oh, sure. 171 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,960 It's easy to say you love me now, Bert, but why couldn't you just say it when we 172 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,360 were dating? Because I was talking to Pete and Siren. 173 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,220 But don't feel bad about me, guys. 174 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,600 We're probably going to end up down there eventually. 175 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,400 Thanks. 176 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:30,370 All I ask is that you enjoy this. Precious gift of life that I give you. 177 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,750 For it truly is a gift. 178 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:43,890 Maybe, maybe someday you'll tell your children about your old friend Berg. 179 00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:47,270 The guy with the great hair and the killer smile. 180 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,530 And two functional arms. 181 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,230 Yeah, you better believe we will, buddy. 182 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,190 Bye, guys. 183 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:00,690 Hey. What's this? 184 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:05,070 I'm the one that caused this mess. 185 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:08,450 It should be me. I'm the one that ticked off Irene. No, no, no, no, Pete. It 186 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:11,370 should be me. I mean, I could have been nicer to her. Well, it shouldn't be me. 187 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,870 I've been nicer in several different and interesting ways. 188 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:16,949 It's too late. 189 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,010 You've already told her. 190 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,890 No, it's not. I'm going with Bert. Me too. Thanks, guys. 191 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,850 But I'm trying to destroy your friendship. 192 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,250 You can't go. 193 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:27,970 Well, you know what? If my wife is going to hell, then I'm going to go with her. 194 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,100 No, no, no, baby. I want you to stay. 195 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,840 I want you to live long and be happy. 196 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,340 Thank you. Okay. 197 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,520 Love you. 198 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,340 It's all of us or none of us. All right, you win. 199 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,800 Yeah! 200 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,440 I'll take all of you. Aw. 201 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,960 Must have been bluffing. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, don't you see? 202 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:08,340 It was our love for each other that saved us. 203 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,500 Only love can defeat the devil. 204 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,920 What happened? What's going on? 205 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,640 Mr. 206 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,780 Jeebers, we have another one for our collection. 207 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:48,809 Three. Okay. 208 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:49,810 One. 14920