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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:13,840 Oh, hey. 2 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,000 Hello, Ashley's dish towel. 3 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:20,180 Oh, I'm so sorry you can't stay. 4 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't be sad. Don't be sad. 5 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,820 Look, all your friends are in the box. 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,940 How was the gym? 7 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,720 Everything in there was so heavy. 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,380 I know you're trying to avoid Ashley, but don't you think getting in shape is 9 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:40,380 little extreme? 10 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:45,080 No. No, it's not. I am sick and tired of dealing with that little pain in... 11 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,140 Ashley's here, Ashley. 12 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,360 You didn't tell me she was here. You didn't tell me she moved in, so we're 13 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,120 Well, this is the last of my stuff. 14 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,060 Everything else is already up at Sharon and Johnny's. 15 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:57,500 Okay, then. 16 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,160 Thanks, Pete. 17 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:01,620 Hey. 18 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:05,880 Berg, I can't let it end this way. 19 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,040 I'm still not sure what went wrong between us. 20 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,280 But even though we're not going to be together, we're still going to be seeing 21 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,280 lot of each other. 22 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:19,760 But for the last time, if there is anything you want to say to me, now's 23 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,760 chance. 24 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:25,800 Um... Isn't it funny? 25 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,920 You only realize how much stuff you have when you move. 26 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:33,780 Wow. 27 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:34,980 Deeper than I expected. 28 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,500 Is she really gone? I think so. 29 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,460 Yeah, the temperature just went up. 30 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,760 Woo -hoo! 31 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:50,260 Finally, we have the place back to ourselves. 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,600 Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,980 This house is clean. 34 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:58,980 I knew it. I knew it. See, she's like Satan's boomerang. 35 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:02,679 Hi, Pete. 36 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:03,680 I'm moving in. 37 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,300 Since the breakup, she has not aged well. 38 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:19,030 Why is there a poster of Barbara Walters over my bed? 39 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:21,930 Because they ran out of Ruth Buzzy. 40 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:26,950 All right, well, when are you planning on going home to Grandma? 41 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:29,670 No way I'm going home to that harpy. 42 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:33,130 At least call her and let her know you're all right. 43 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:36,010 Hey, she's 81. She thinks I'm in the other room. 44 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:40,690 Enough with these cigars, all right? My bedroom smells like Clint Eastwood's 45 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:41,690 Range Rover. 46 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:44,890 Oh, I know. 47 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:46,210 what you want. 48 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:49,410 What's that behind your ear? 49 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:53,590 Suddenly it's not so smoky around here. 50 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:58,730 All right, all right, quit it. You make a lousy runaway and you're much too old 51 00:02:58,730 --> 00:02:59,910 to be a teenage prostitute. 52 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:03,110 This from the Avon lady. 53 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:06,230 I am not an Avon lady. 54 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:10,310 I'm the vice president of sales for a very, very big cosmetic company. Berg, 55 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:11,350 tell him. Sure. 56 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:13,930 Pete is leading the charge to bring back pink. 57 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:21,670 Thank you, Berg. And you, call Grandma and don't pretend to be her dead sister 58 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:22,670 again. 59 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:30,630 Whoa! That's a lot of pills you got there, Charlie. 60 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:34,630 You know, if those are Viagra, you're going to be walking in front of me. 61 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,470 No, no, no. 62 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:43,590 My buddy Vic takes this pink one for his stomach. 63 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:46,470 And the yellow ones are for Sally's arthritis. 64 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:50,670 And these are in case Lou gets a little backed up. 65 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:59,790 You know, Charlie, for just a little extra, a doctor can 66 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:02,370 prescribe pills chosen especially for you. 67 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:05,070 Doctors are idiots. 68 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:07,630 I haven't seen a doctor in 14 years. 69 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,070 I don't believe in them. 70 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,130 Yes, apparently you trust pharmacists. 71 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:12,450 Well, they're tall. 72 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,579 Charlie, you need to get a checkup, all right? Why don't you come with me to the 73 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:18,579 hospital? What do you say? 74 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:22,160 No way. Half of my friends are in the hospital, and they're all sick. 75 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,100 All right. 76 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,700 But don't come crying to me when Carol's estrogen makes your boobies grow. 77 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:35,020 Mmm, smells good. What are you making? 78 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,760 One of my special omelets. 79 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:40,040 Uh, Johnny, I haven't bought eggs in months. 80 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,660 This will make some special. 81 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:44,660 Morning. Morning. 82 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:45,900 Ashley. 83 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,060 What are you doing? 84 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:50,500 I'm only wearing underwear. 85 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,440 Johnny, did you forget that I was moving in? No. 86 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Yeah. 87 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:04,180 Can you go in the back for a second? This fly doesn't button. 88 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,540 Johnny, I'm a doctor. 89 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,750 You're not my doctor. 90 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:17,690 For God's sake, Ashley lives here now. It's not a big deal. Just get used to 91 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:20,130 Look, if it makes you feel better, I won't even look. 92 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:24,670 I see London. 93 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:33,390 I'm in for ten. 94 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:35,550 What'll that cost me? 95 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,810 You let me take your blood pressure? 96 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:39,510 No. 97 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:40,670 Wait. 98 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:41,930 Make it 20. 99 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:43,910 And I get to peek up your nose. 100 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,050 Call. 101 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:54,110 I never would have let you talk me into this if I thought you could play poker. 102 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:57,830 You should have taken me up on racquetball. I was bluffing. 103 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:01,210 Can't tell Pete I let you do this. 104 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:03,990 Yeah, he'd be just sick with jealousy. 105 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,590 and you can't tell him. I know my rights. 106 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,290 Fine. Let me eat some fluid. 107 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:13,550 He gave you a gallon of blood. 108 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:15,490 The other fluid. 109 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:21,830 No way. Come on, Charlie. Work with me here. You win, you get ten bucks. 110 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:23,490 I win? 111 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:25,070 I get a cup of urine. 112 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:29,710 At the senior center, we play for pretzels. 113 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:35,330 Hey, hey. 114 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:36,590 Grandpa, 115 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:38,190 you went into your room to have a cigar? 116 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:39,630 What? 117 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,970 Why didn't he just sit out here with you? 118 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:43,550 He didn't want to bother me with the smoke. 119 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:49,390 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 120 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:53,650 Come on now, you two love taking shots at each other. You're like Felix and 121 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:56,190 Oscar, but without the sexual tension. 122 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:00,110 Love it, admit it. 123 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:03,050 Yeah, I guess you're right. I do love seeing them. 124 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:07,690 Hey. Hey, Pete, you're home. Ding dong. 125 00:07:08,070 --> 00:07:09,070 Avon calling. 126 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:18,110 Yes, that's very funny. You'll have to do that to me every time I visit you at 127 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:19,110 the home. 128 00:07:20,410 --> 00:07:24,430 Ah, Pete, I'm sorry I gave you a hard time about your job. 129 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:28,830 I tried some of that soap you sell. It isn't half bad. See? 130 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:32,830 See, I told you, it's a good company, Grandpa. And I'm proud of your work. 131 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:34,390 Thank you. 132 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:36,520 Oh, by the way, did you call Grandma? 133 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,100 Yeah, yeah. 134 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:42,820 You're sure? 135 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:47,420 Well, I hope so, or else I told a perfect stranger about my morning bowel 136 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:48,420 movement. 137 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:12,350 I am so sorry. Oh, no, no, no. It's my fault. I didn't see anything. 138 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:16,430 Not that there wasn't anything to see, but I didn't see those either. 139 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:19,230 I should just go. 140 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:22,690 Oh, God, Johnny, what's going on? Nothing. 141 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:23,970 Nothing at all. 142 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:24,990 He saw my boob. 143 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:30,950 It was an accident. I was just walking along, and then there they were. 144 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,720 Dee, did the boob scare you? 145 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,900 Just forget it. I'm going to my bedroom. 146 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:47,180 What for? 147 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,380 Okay, I'm going outside. 148 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:53,540 Hey, 149 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:59,360 Ashley. Oh, oh, gee, you don't live in this room, do you? I don't have to move 150 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:04,440 out. No, look, I really need to talk to you. Oh, no, no thanks, Ferg. 151 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:09,130 It's too late. I gave you an opportunity to talk before, but no, you had nothing 152 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:14,230 to say. And now we're at the hospital, where it is completely unprofessional to 153 00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:16,150 talk about our personal lives. 154 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:19,350 I'd like your opinion on these tests. 155 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,890 Oh, sure. 156 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:33,230 But if you had wanted to talk about personal stuff, then you would have been 157 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:34,230 wrong. 158 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:37,030 Oh, gosh, this is really bad. 159 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:38,890 Charlie, Pete's grandfather. 160 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:40,930 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 161 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:44,730 What does the doctor have to say? No, he doesn't have a doctor. 162 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:47,270 I think the last doctor he saw bled him with leeches. 163 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:49,910 I had to run these tests myself. 164 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,230 Well, how'd you get his samples? 165 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:52,490 I drew a straight. 166 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:56,550 You know who's great? Dr. 167 00:09:56,890 --> 00:10:00,580 Grayson. And I bet... You can get Charlie into bed. No, I can't get him 168 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,460 hospital. He thinks all doctors are idiots. 169 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:05,980 Can you really blame him? His only experience is the leech guy and you. 170 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,520 I can't believe this is happening to me. I don't want to do this. Do what? 171 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,100 Tell my best friend's grandfather he's going to die. 172 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,100 Oh. Oh, gosh, poor bird. 173 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,660 Charlie's really put you in an uncomfortable position. 174 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,160 Ashley, I was just trying... Doing what you always do, trying to avoid anything 175 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,260 that's the least bit unpleasant. 176 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,740 Well, you wanted to play, Dr. Berg. Now go. Be a doctor. And if you're a good 177 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:33,240 boy, I'll put some balls in your stocking this Christmas. 178 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,440 But that'll only leave you with two. 179 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,400 Hey, darling. 180 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,200 Hey, Berg. 181 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,960 I found the Playboy channel. 182 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,690 I don't think I like this artsy porn. 183 00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,550 The journal scrambled. 184 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:10,210 Listen, Charlie, I have to talk to you. Hey, Mrs. 185 00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:12,110 Abernathy was coming on to me. 186 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:20,470 Okay, look, um, I have some news, and, uh, and it's not 187 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,470 good. 188 00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,150 I see. So it's great. 189 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,080 No, think cup half empty. 190 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,880 You spilled my sample. 191 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,680 No. 192 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:37,220 Look, I got your test results back. It's your liver. 193 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,120 It's functioning down around 40 % right now. 194 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,100 Should I sell or wait till it splits? 195 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800 Charlie! 196 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:49,040 Come on, please. This is very serious. You are very... Very sick. Yes. 197 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:50,340 I know. 198 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,980 The liver's shot. 199 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,220 And I got about six months left. 200 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,840 You know? 201 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,180 That's what they told me 14 years ago. 202 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,720 That's terrible. 203 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,940 You've had six months to live for 14 years? 204 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,740 I told you the doctors are idiots. 205 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,440 Listen, Charlie, I know you don't have any faith in hospitals, but I really 206 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,900 think that you should go in for treatments. 207 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,280 Why? Can they cure me? 208 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:18,740 No. 209 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,500 But they might be able to do something. 210 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:25,680 Sure. They'll put me in half a robe and parade me in front of frightened 211 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,680 children. 212 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,160 Fuck. You won't listen to me? Well, then maybe you'll listen to Pete, huh? 213 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:34,980 You can't tell Pete. That would violate the patient idiot privilege. 214 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,740 You can't expect me to keep this from him. 215 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:41,240 He loves you. He deserves to know. 216 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,120 I'll tell him when the time is right. 217 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:49,340 Now, how about a little poker? I had a cup of coffee about an hour ago. 218 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,920 Well, 219 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,460 you have to understand something. When a man sees breasts, his brain functions 220 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,660 at about 10%. 221 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:27,449 You poor thing. 222 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,530 You're like a deer caught in Ashley's headlight. 223 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,130 It took me by surprise. I mean, they were nothing like I pictured them. 224 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,310 You pictured them? 225 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:41,030 Only for a moment, and then I went right back to yours. 226 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:47,110 It's okay, honey. No, honey, no, I didn't mean it like that. I know. It's 227 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,370 And I'm okay. 228 00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:59,770 It would be nice if I still had that same effect on you. 229 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:04,410 I mean, when was the last time you saw me naked and ran screaming from a room? 230 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:07,770 It wasn't that long ago. 231 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,430 Okay, okay. What about the other day? 232 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:15,210 I was walking around buck naked, and you asked me for change for a 20. 233 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,510 It's because when I looked at your bottom, I saw two 10s. 234 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,810 I just wish I could still surprise you every now and then. 235 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,000 Guess I just missed being new to you. 236 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,240 Oh, honey, you are. 237 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,620 Oh, okay. 238 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,380 I'm going to go take a shower. Okay. 239 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,000 Hey, Sharon. Oh, hey, Ashton. You're here. 240 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,740 Oh, do you need the bathroom? 241 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,220 Oh, no, it's okay. Go ahead. 242 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:56,980 Want surprises? 243 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,300 I'll give you surprises. 244 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:55,650 I think you should be nice to your grandfather. 245 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:59,410 Berg, get out of my way. I have some wrinkled butt to kick. 246 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:03,550 Hiya, Petey. What you been doing all day? 247 00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:05,169 Oh, nothing much. 248 00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:07,110 See, I soaked my dentures. 249 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,070 I listened to a dirty movie. 250 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,610 How about you? Did you give any good makeovers? 251 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:18,450 No, I couldn't. You see, I was too busy listening to Grandma cry because she had 252 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:19,590 no idea where you were. 253 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,650 You said you called her. 254 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,250 Well, I thought I did. 255 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,660 I'm getting old. I can't remember everything. 256 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,940 Knock it off. 257 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:32,380 Grandpa, you're going home and you're going home now. You can't just kick him 258 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:37,400 out. Give me one good reason why. Because he's... I mean, he had to... 259 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,920 Because he promised to teach me to whittle. 260 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,220 Grandpa, you're going home. 261 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,600 Just tell him it's not the right time. 262 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,340 Besides... 263 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,050 I know what he really wants. 264 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:57,090 Ah, Petey, let me look behind that ear. 265 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:04,730 I don't want to play. 266 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:09,170 Okay, Grandmom was really, really scared, all right? She deserves better 267 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:13,230 that. So do me a favor. Roll up Barbara Walters and go home. 268 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,849 You really mean that? Yes. No, he doesn't. Yes, I do. 269 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,270 All right, you win. 270 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:20,990 I'll go. 271 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,260 And by the way, I'm dying. 272 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,660 Now you tell them. It was the right time. 273 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,420 No. 274 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,740 Ask him. 275 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,640 It's true. 276 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,560 Examined him myself, double -checked the results. 277 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,440 They told him six months. 278 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,280 And you didn't tell me? 279 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,279 I couldn't. 280 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,340 He's my grandfather. 281 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,060 Yeah, I'm his grandfather. Okay, all right. 282 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,910 You are his grandfather, so talk to him. 283 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:03,690 You're dying? 284 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,430 So are you. 285 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:06,810 Everybody is. 286 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,730 Don't make it such a big deal. 287 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:12,570 What's wrong? 288 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,070 It's my liver. 289 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,350 Could be worse. Liver worse. 290 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,200 I can't believe you didn't tell me. I would have treated you differently. 291 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,020 I didn't want you to. 292 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,060 But I was so mean to you. 293 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,820 Yeah, to a dying man. 294 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,980 Does Grandma know that you're dying? 295 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,820 Are you kidding? It's her idea. 296 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,520 All right, all right. You know what? Look, there has to be something that the 297 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,520 doctors can do. 298 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,600 Hey, Pete. 299 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:49,940 I'm 82. 300 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,580 Most men live till they're 76. 301 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,220 I'm already in the bonus round. 302 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:05,380 I love you, Grandpa. 303 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,920 Oh, there, there. 304 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,840 Now you're going to get mascara all over my shirt. 305 00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:20,630 talk to Charlie? 306 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,570 Yeah. Oh, how'd it go? 307 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,610 Still a little shaken up. 308 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:26,890 I meant for him. 309 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,270 Oh, he's fine. 310 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:31,350 Uh, Ashley? 311 00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:32,810 Yep. 312 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,750 Listen, I was thinking. Yeah, well, that's never gone very well for you. 313 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:42,110 Look, since we're not in the hospital, I just, I just thought I should tell you, 314 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:45,730 um, I regret how things ended up between us. 315 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,990 Probably could have handled it better. 316 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:53,670 I just like it when everyone's happy, and when they're not, or I'm not, I kind 317 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,170 of check out. 318 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:57,850 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 319 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:00,310 About us. 320 00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:07,570 I don't know if we were wrong, or if I was just wrong, but I made a decision, 321 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:11,010 and I have to take responsibility for it, like you said. 322 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:14,350 That's it. 323 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,630 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 324 00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:21,750 Whoa! I just did some really honest stuff there. Do you have anything to 325 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,730 Oh, I see. 326 00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:27,550 Wow, Berg. 327 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,970 It looks like you really have taken stock of yourself. 328 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:38,310 And you realize that your actions come with consequences. And that's one tiny 329 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:41,730 step towards maturity. But hey, it's a giant leap for you. 330 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,270 Hooray! 331 00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,930 The last time I grow in front of people. 332 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,950 Ashley? What is it, Johnny? 333 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,730 Nothing. Never mind. 23754