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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,050 --> 00:00:05,770 Hey, you guys, are you watching the news? There's a huge storm that's about 2 00:00:05,770 --> 00:00:07,350 hit Boston. Move over. We know. 3 00:00:13,170 --> 00:00:14,350 It's the Spanish station. 4 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,170 I see. 5 00:00:17,470 --> 00:00:19,730 The Latins are the cutting edge of weather technology. 6 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:22,210 And who do you think invented El Nino? 7 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:26,250 Don't tell me they suckered you both. This is all a bunch of hype. 8 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:30,110 This is so the news people can get better ratings. It's like wag the dog 9 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,110 rain. 10 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:34,850 Could you just please change the station? 11 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:37,890 I swear, sometimes I have no idea what you're thinking. 12 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:40,510 Well, 13 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:46,370 at least I know what you're thinking with. 14 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:53,150 She just makes me care about the weather again. 15 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:59,970 Come on, baby. 16 00:01:00,510 --> 00:01:02,710 Give daddy the five -day forecast. 17 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,660 We've got tea for the windows, canned goods, extra batteries. Am I missing 18 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:34,720 anything? Um, the dorm. 19 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:36,759 It's noon. 20 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,920 It's getting dark. There's a storm coming. 21 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,120 Accept it. 22 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:41,720 Believe what you want. 23 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,900 How did we lose Berg? Berg, hurry up! 24 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,300 Hey, Sheriff. 25 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:52,560 Um, listen, I was thinking about Valentine's Day. You know, when you and 26 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,740 got into that big fight and broke up and we had those beers and then we... 27 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:58,550 I've kissed. 28 00:01:58,830 --> 00:02:02,590 Do you think it's important for our friendship that, you know, at some point 29 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,490 take a moment and just, you know, talk it through? 30 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,170 No. 31 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,910 Me neither. Berg, hurry up! 32 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:13,609 I'm sorry. 33 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:15,430 It's these boots. They're too big. 34 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:19,630 Berg, they're not too big. They're too dorky. 35 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:22,170 I think I can pull these off. 36 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:23,790 Yeah, pull them off and throw them in the trash. 37 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,760 Can we stop for a second? I have fisherman's foot. 38 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:32,440 What possessed you to buy this booth anyway? 39 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:37,960 Well, there was a tall, blonde salesgirl who slipped me her number. 40 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,220 I had to buy something, and the hip booth made me look chunky. 41 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,120 So does Boop Girl have a name? 42 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,460 Ashley. 43 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:50,420 That is not funny! 44 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,260 No, no, Sharon, I mean, here comes Ashley. 45 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,840 Oh, my God, she's with Justin! 46 00:03:04,329 --> 00:03:05,329 Holding hands? 47 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:07,230 Holding hands in a hateful way? 48 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:10,330 Come on. 49 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:17,010 You know, it sounded to me like she was laughing at him, not with him. 50 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:26,690 Okay, okay, we got a lot of things to do to prepare for the storm. 51 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:30,370 Why? Ashley and Justin are never going to break up. 52 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:34,110 I hate to see you do this to yourself. 53 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:38,090 You're the greatest guy in the world. Hey. You are so needy. 54 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:47,850 Look, I know it's hard to let go. I'm going through the same thing right now 55 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:48,549 with Johnny. 56 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:51,070 Except people actually want us to get back together. 57 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,750 I want to be with Ashley. 58 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:58,730 For God's sakes, man. 59 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,240 I can't. I threw away your number. 60 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,140 I saw Pete pick it up. 61 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,840 Thank you, Linda Tripp. 62 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,480 You know what? You may as well just keep it, all right? Because that girl is no 63 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,740 replacement for Ashley. 64 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:23,540 The man makes an excellent point. 65 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,920 I think it's time you stop being a coward. 66 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:30,240 You're never going to meet somebody new by sitting here on this couch. 67 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,700 Now, that's where you're wrong. 68 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:46,710 You don't like any of my girlfriends. 69 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,170 Is this a three or an eight? Eight. 70 00:04:51,390 --> 00:04:56,750 You have nothing in common with this girl. You can't speak the same language. 71 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,750 got two words for you. 72 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,830 Ricky and Lucy. 73 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:07,850 Okay, okay, okay. Falling in love with a girl on TV is not putting yourself out 74 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:12,050 there. You're just replacing Ashley, a girl you couldn't have, with a girl you 75 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,050 can't get. 76 00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:14,450 She's... 77 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:19,160 Fantastical. Pete, Pete, help me talk some sense into him. Are you crazy? 78 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,940 I'd love to meet for a drink. 79 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,220 Wait, where are you going? 80 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,980 Someplace. Yeah, I'm not going to let you go out in this storm to that pier. 81 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:33,100 No, no, because I'm not going to that pier. I'm going up to your apartment to 82 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,019 take your windows. 83 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:37,600 Okay, then you don't need the raincoats. No, I don't. 84 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,420 Because this will do just fine. 85 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,620 Yeah, I've got the pier locked down. 86 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:02,400 Everything's okay here. 87 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,320 Hey, hey, what are you doing here? This area's been evacuated. 88 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,260 Yeah, there was like no traffic. 89 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,640 The waterfront's only open to press, not the police. 90 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,200 I am the press. 91 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,980 Yeah, are you with that crazy reporter who strapped us up to the pier? Yeah, 92 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:24,340 yeah, I'm her makeup man. I saw her on camera, and she looks really shiny. 93 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,740 What's with the trash bag? 94 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,460 and that's one dedicated makeup man. 95 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,520 Whoa, 96 00:06:55,680 --> 00:07:02,940 storm 97 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,940 hit West Virginia yesterday with 100 mile an hour winds. 98 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:17,330 It's all about 99 00:07:17,330 --> 00:07:22,650 big business. 100 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:28,010 The TV stations get bigger ratings by scaring everybody, and the umbrella 101 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,910 -candle cartels make out like bandits. 102 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:36,650 The weather satellites are listening to our conversations right now. 103 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:49,840 You know, since we're stuck inside and, you know, we have some time alone, I was 104 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:56,360 thinking we could, you know, so it's not lingering in the back of our minds, you 105 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:02,860 know, discuss calmly and maturely what happened between us on Valentine's Day. 106 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,480 No. 107 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:09,460 Yeah, that's a relief. 108 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,300 Oh, my God. 109 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:13,620 It's Bert! 110 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,360 not sharon because there is no storm it's just a little rain 111 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:33,550 catch you. When your safety harness broke, you would have been thrown into 112 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:37,850 ocean. My safety harness wouldn't have broken if you weren't clinging to me, 113 00:10:37,890 --> 00:10:40,210 screaming, we're gonna die, we're gonna die! 114 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:42,210 Oh, sure. 115 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,130 You know, you can make anything sound bad if you say it like that. 116 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:54,470 There. I can't believe you dragged me into this death trap. 117 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,590 Boston bait and tackle. 118 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:24,280 way we're history now i'm never gonna be a doctor never i'm never gonna see pete 119 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:29,200 and sharon again and the worst part my parents yeah they're gonna have to come 120 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,000 down to the morgue to identify my body and they're gonna see me in these yellow 121 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:38,480 boots don't worry the sharks are gonna eat you first okay you're not here 122 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,080 And I'm wet. 123 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,100 And I'm really scared. 124 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,400 So just ease up a bit. 125 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,860 I'm sorry. 126 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,160 We're going to be okay. 127 00:12:35,999 --> 00:12:37,100 And we're clear. 128 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,540 Hi, are you Juan de la Rosa? Yes. 129 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:44,840 And your name is? I'm Heath, Mrs. Sharon. Heath and Sharon. 130 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,480 Yes, sir. To my friends, Pete and Sharon. 131 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:50,120 Best wishes. 132 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,620 No, no, no, no. We're looking for Benita Viento. 133 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,720 Oh, sure. Everybody always wants her autograph. 134 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:59,780 She was with a friend of ours, okay? And the last time we saw them, she was hit 135 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:03,640 by this huge wave and the camera went out. Well, she's not back yet. And I've 136 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,640 had to carry the whole show. 137 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:12,520 Hi. Hi. Pardon me. Can you tell us if Benita Viento has come back yet? No. We 138 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,460 called the police, but people refuse to evacuate aren't a huge priority, 139 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,660 especially the press. 140 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,840 No, but she was a friend of ours. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do. 141 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,240 Oh, wait a minute. Here's her cameraman. Hey, Larry, where's Benita? I don't 142 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,090 know. She insisted on staying. 143 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:27,510 I hate her. 144 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:32,150 Last winter, she made me stand in a frozen pond for six hours. 145 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:35,850 I lost all feeling in my left pinky. Look, I can't zoom no more. Look. 146 00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:38,350 You just, you left her on the pier alone? 147 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:39,830 Of course not. 148 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,790 I left her with some stalker. 149 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:43,710 A stalker? 150 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:47,930 He's not a stalker. He is our best friend. He just fell in love with her on 151 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,030 TV and he went out in the storm to track her down. 152 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,850 You can't just leave them out there. 153 00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,430 I'm sorry. 154 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:00,870 Ten seconds to air. 155 00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:05,090 There has to be a way we can get to them. Hal, there's roadblocks all over 156 00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:06,190 place. There's no way we're getting through. 157 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:08,630 You know what? 158 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,030 They won't let us through. 159 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,070 But they'll let the press through. 160 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,570 So we're going to go after him? 161 00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,710 Sharon, we have to. He's our best friend. 162 00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,210 Thank you. 163 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:34,770 Oh, God. 164 00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:40,170 What's wrong with me? What the hell am I doing here? 165 00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,710 What are you doing here? 166 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:51,790 Well, I was... I was hating this girl, Ashley, and you don't want to 167 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:52,790 hear this. 168 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:58,970 No, I do. Keep talking. Okay, okay. Well, um, we... 169 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:04,520 I really thought we'd end up together, but she chose some other guy over me, 170 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,140 so... How long were you dating her? 171 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,420 Yeah, 172 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:12,140 we never actually went out. 173 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:21,900 What would you say if a person went out in the middle of a storm to meet a 174 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,900 beautiful girl? 175 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:28,300 A beautiful girl who he doesn't even think speaks the same language. 176 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,640 To get over a girl who wants nothing to do with him. 177 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,500 Is he wearing yellow boots? Maybe. 178 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:49,360 Sharon was right. You know, the only reason I came down here, for the same 179 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,020 reasons I wanted Ashley, because it couldn't possibly work out. 180 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,840 It's my life for absolutely nothing. 181 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:02,450 Come here. 182 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,890 I don't know. I'm kind of shy. 183 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:40,910 I've had my heart broken before. 184 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:44,030 Really? It makes you do crazy things. 185 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,090 What'd you do? 186 00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,030 Let's just say I'm not allowed back in the state of Texas. 187 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,450 I don't mean to sound warped, but I find that really exciting. 188 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:04,349 You seem like a really nice guy. 189 00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:09,119 Maybe... We'd have met under different circumstances. 190 00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:14,780 Are you saying that if we survived, you might consider going out with me? 191 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,480 Maybe. 192 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:25,400 This is actually really nice. I feel like I'm 193 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,200 around at a corner or something. 194 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,580 What do you mean by that? 195 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:36,480 Well, it's kind of a different story. You know, a boy pursues girl who he 196 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:42,300 thinks... is totally wrong for him, but she actually turns out to be right. 197 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,660 Boy doesn't run away. 198 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:53,880 Because boy is trapped in shack and appear. 199 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,520 Girl has point. 200 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:06,060 Are you sitting with me under this blanket because you like me or because 201 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,060 going to die? 202 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,800 Little of both. 203 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,900 I can live with that. 204 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,100 You're alive! 205 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,679 Oh, God. 206 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,940 I can't believe we found you. You have no idea what we've been through. Thank 207 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:24,940 God! 208 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:41,730 in the middle of something here guys okay that's it that's it i am done 209 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:44,570 risking my life for you come on 210 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:51,110 hey you know i think the storm's letting up 211 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,510 thanks 212 00:19:53,510 --> 00:20:00,490 again guys for coming to our rescue 213 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,790 who knew it would be such a big storm 214 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:09,530 I think you were very lucky that wave threw you back up on the pier. Mm -hmm. 215 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,270 Right on that nice, soft pylon. 216 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,850 Well, I guess I better get going. 217 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:21,550 So, uh, I guess we're still on for dinner tomorrow night? 218 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,570 Yeah. What's the attire, casual or survival? 219 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:31,090 Uh... Good night, Anita. 220 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:32,890 Good night. 221 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,880 She's amazing. 222 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,280 I got a hand with you, Berg. You're done good. 223 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,020 And if by chance you decide to throw out her number... Easy. 224 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:01,040 The best thing is that she wants to be with me, and I want to be with her, and 225 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,040 what's that all about? 226 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,600 She's so upset with me. 227 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280 Ashley! 228 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,740 Hi, Berg. I did it. 229 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:18,740 I broke up with Justin. 230 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,040 What? Well, during the storm, I got scared, and I started thinking about 231 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,780 could happen and how short life is and who I wanted to be with, and it wasn't 232 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:27,800 Justin. It was you. 233 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:29,380 Oh, Berg. 234 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I miss you. 235 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,900 Boy, when it rains, it pours. 17674