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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:06,870 How many times do I have to tell you not to steal my paper? 2 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:08,250 Three more times. 3 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:11,190 I need the business section. 4 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:12,510 Bert, give me the business section. 5 00:00:12,810 --> 00:00:14,190 Hey, Ferret, you want the business section? 6 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,290 There's an article in my dad's construction company. 7 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:19,790 Oh, here it is, here it is. 8 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:21,029 Gregory Carter. 9 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:22,030 Ah, that's my dad. 10 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:27,690 Expert in urban renewal will give Boston's historic theaters a facelift. 11 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:30,550 Oh, my God, there's a whole biography on him. Hey, go, Dad. 12 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:31,950 Where's my name? Where's my name? 13 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:37,650 Family. family. Here it is. He is the proud father of three. 14 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:42,490 Daughter Elizabeth is the top -level executive at Bigford Consulting. Ah! 15 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:43,490 my sister! 16 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:47,010 According to Berg, it's your pregnant sister. 17 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:50,350 It was an honest mistake. 18 00:00:50,990 --> 00:00:52,770 She was wearing a baggy sweater. 19 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:59,630 Son Todd is the successful vice president at the brokerage firm of 20 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,470 Antonotti. That's my brother. 21 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,980 And he has another daughter, Sharon. 22 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,660 Ah! That's you! 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:18,420 I like it. It was 24 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:19,420 nice and to the point. 25 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,860 Elizabeth, top -level executive. 26 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,080 Todd, successful VP. 27 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,440 And Sharon? 28 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:30,480 Why didn't he mention what I do for a living? 29 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:31,700 What father? 30 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,080 Wouldn't be proud of a daughter who has such a high -level position in a 31 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,280 company. I mean, you're even quoted in the paper today. 32 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,600 Our chemical company did not have any responsibility for the sudden increase 33 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,260 two -headed fish. 34 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:49,380 Oh, my God. 35 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,480 That's it. He's ashamed of me. 36 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:53,840 He refurbishes neighborhoods. 37 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,560 I breed circus fish. 38 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,440 Enough is enough. I've got to get a new job. 39 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:07,260 Having twins. Tell her to stop eating! 40 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:32,540 Hey, Karen! 41 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,680 Mr. Carter! Hey! 42 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 Hey, Pete. 43 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:36,720 All right, Berg. 44 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,920 We just came down to invite you two to dinner tonight to toast the new director 45 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,120 of marketing for Anne Nivelle Fashion. You got the job? 46 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:48,480 Dad, I didn't get it yet. I'm waiting to hear. Ah, you got it. You said they 47 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,379 loved you. 48 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:50,380 Well, they did. 49 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,140 Remember when you ran for Brookville Junior Miss and you didn't think you'd 50 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,140 the talent competition? 51 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,200 Dad. No one will ever do the robot like you did. 52 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,400 Dad. 53 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:03,170 Really? Yeah, come on, do it, do it. 54 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:04,309 No, go ahead. 55 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,310 Yeah, come on, honey, come on. 56 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:13,890 I got a meeting to go to. I'll pick you guys up at 8 o 'clock in the park. 57 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:15,350 See you, Dad. 58 00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:21,810 I want ties. 59 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,510 Lobster. Ties. 60 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:26,850 See you tonight. 61 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:29,070 I'm so proud of you. 62 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:30,650 Bye, 63 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:31,930 Daddy. Bye -bye. 64 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:35,860 See that? 65 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,140 He hasn't gushed like that since I graduated. 66 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,960 He's so happy I'm finally going to be working for an ethical company. 67 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:45,980 I don't think you're giving your father enough credit. I think he's just happy 68 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:46,839 because you're happy. 69 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,540 Wrong. In my family, you are what you do. 70 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:53,880 My dad gave up a successful real estate development company and completely 71 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,500 started over because he didn't like the people he was dealing with. 72 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,560 My dad expects a lot from us. 73 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,420 Good thing you're not in that family, huh, Pete? 74 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:06,120 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is it. 75 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:09,060 Hello? 76 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,760 This is she. 77 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,400 Thank you. I love you guys, too. 78 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,040 What? 79 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:20,740 No, that's not true. 80 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:25,540 There must be some clerical error. I will go down there and straighten it out 81 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,700 immediately. Just don't give my job away. 82 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:29,660 Thank you. 83 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:30,699 What's going on? 84 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:34,880 They were doing a routine check on my resume, and Taff said I never graduated. 85 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,500 Yes, you did. 86 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:38,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 87 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,880 Look, see? 88 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,760 I'm going over to the registrar's office. All right, do you want company? 89 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:46,760 I'll get the car. Okay. 90 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,500 You don't think this is about... No. 91 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,960 But I'm going to go with her just in case. 92 00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:57,650 She must never find out what happened graduation day. 93 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:00,650 She never will. 94 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:07,050 I 95 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:13,970 really appreciate 96 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:14,970 you coming with me. 97 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:17,970 Oh, come on, Cher. You know you come before my busy schedule. 98 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:20,270 You're taping General Hospital for me, right? 99 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:21,670 Yes. 100 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:25,840 Well, I... I gotta find out if Luke or Stefan pushed Catherine off the balcony. 101 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,000 This is so frustrating. 102 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:31,840 They said I was perfect for that job. That's what they said, perfect. 103 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,640 They said I was friendly and fun, and I'm gonna tear this woman's head off. 104 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,680 Ah, 105 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,199 look at him. 106 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,300 Look at him, so naive. 107 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:45,840 So unprepared for what awaits them. 108 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,960 Wasting three years of their lives going down the wrong career path. 109 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:55,410 Only to find yourself working in the same pizza place for minimum wage day 110 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,330 day. Puppet, you're all puppets. 111 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:00,930 Thanks. 112 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:04,050 Name? Sharon Carter. 113 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:11,070 Listen, I had this very important job interview today. And they called me up 114 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,410 told me I never graduated. 115 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:14,330 Well, look at this. 116 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:20,960 with unpaid parking tickets and they held your diploma. 117 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,980 No, no, no, no, no. I paid them. I remember paying them. Pete, don't you 118 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:26,360 remember me paying them? Yes, she paid them. 119 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,380 Oh, well, I can't tell you what a difference that doesn't make. 120 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,260 Listen, I don't have time for this. Can I please, Supervisor? 121 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,480 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 122 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,440 Now is no time to stand on principle, okay? Just pay them again. 123 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,760 How bad could it be? 124 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:45,880 Oh, my Lord. 125 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,750 Tickets with interest plus penalties. 126 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,410 Whatever. Just take care of it. 127 00:06:53,110 --> 00:06:54,590 At least you're getting airline miles. 128 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:57,990 Now we can all fly free to Saturn. 129 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:01,530 Okay, you're all set. Just sign here. 130 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:06,990 Congratulations. You're now just three English credits shy of graduation. 131 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:10,630 What are you talking about? I have enough credits. 132 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,070 Not anymore. 133 00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:13,390 Requirements have changed. 134 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:16,110 Well, what am I supposed to do now? 135 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:17,350 You're in luck. 136 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:20,870 Night classes in freshman English start this evening. 137 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:23,790 I can't retake freshman English again. 138 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:25,850 You know what? 139 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:30,270 That's redundant. You don't need to say again. 140 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,430 What? 141 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:37,730 When you say retake, the again is implied. 142 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:45,150 Well, I'm not wrong. 143 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,400 What happened? 144 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,520 Luke pushed Catherine. 145 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,280 Was Sharon not graduating? 146 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:11,420 Oh, oh, oh. It was the parking tickets. No, no, no, no. But Sharon thinks that 147 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:12,420 the school screwed up. 148 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,520 And she has to retake freshman English. 149 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:24,620 But we're cool, right? 150 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,590 She must never find out. 151 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:33,169 She never will. 152 00:08:42,409 --> 00:08:46,930 Over the next few weeks you will not only understand the parts of a sentence 153 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:49,510 you'll be able to diagram one on your own. 154 00:08:54,319 --> 00:08:56,760 One more hour and we are graduates. 155 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,740 All right, okay, hey, this is it. All right, let's go. Come on. Wait, wait, 156 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,920 wait, wait. Picture, picture. 157 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,160 Oh, hey, I need my cap. 158 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:03,760 What's it worth to you? 159 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,200 Actually, caps are free today. 160 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:10,520 Oh, gosh. Hey, you guys dropped off the money I gave you for my parking tickets, 161 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,600 right? Absolutely. 162 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,800 All $210 taken care of. 163 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,480 Boy, are they paid. 164 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:16,940 Thank you, Pete. 165 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,920 What do you say we do this right, huh? Ooh, champagne. 166 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:22,540 Yes. 167 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:27,160 What would you do if you were young and beautiful and had a big bottle of 168 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,160 champagne? 169 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,480 You'd share it with your closest friends, and that's just what they did. 170 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:39,680 Wow, that's expensive stuff. How'd you guys afford it? Can you believe that 171 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,100 girl actually gave it to him? 172 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,720 All right, cheers. 173 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:46,200 Here's to graduation, or as I like to call it, getting out of jail. 174 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:52,910 Can someone give me a sentence with a subject, a verb, and an adjective? 175 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:57,230 I'm going to tear Pete and Berg's heads off their binly little necks. 176 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:05,290 Sheriff? Hey, Sheriff. 177 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,670 Which one of you wants to die first? 178 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,630 Actually, you know, we're going to go together. 179 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:13,410 We have this sort of Thelma and Louise pact. 180 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:40,639 Graduation day. 181 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,820 You took the money I gave you to pay for my parking tickets and bought 182 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:47,260 champagne. Admit it. We would never do that. Some girl gave us that champagne. 183 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,980 Who? I don't know. 184 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:55,820 Oh, yeah. Some girl, you don't know, gave you a $200 bottle of champagne? 185 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,040 Yes. 186 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:03,180 Admit you did it. For tonight at dinner, I'm going to tell my father that you 187 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:07,440 two squandered the thousands of dollars he spent to get me through college on a 188 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,440 bottle of champagne. 189 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:12,480 Well, I had to tell my father I squandered thousands of dollars in booze 190 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,480 me through college. 191 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,280 I think she's serious. 192 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:09,200 It's been three years. Let's just tell her the truth. No, no, no, no. Look, we 193 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,200 made a promise. 194 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,720 So what are we going to do? 195 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,280 The first thing I'm going to do is put her newspaper back under her door. 196 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,339 All right. 197 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,820 Five more hours and we are graduates. 198 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,300 Hey, guys. Hey. 199 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,330 I need your help. I have like 800 things to do. today. 200 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:37,030 Pick up my robe, sell back books, pay my parking tickets, get my nails done, and 201 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:40,290 be back here by noon to have lunch with my dad. No problem. Um, I'll have lunch 202 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:41,730 with your dad, and Pete'll get his nails done. 203 00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:46,670 Oh, Bird, sharing up to our allowance. Yippee! 204 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,990 It's to pay for my parking tickets. Why are you paying in cash? 205 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:55,130 Because my checks and credit cards go to my father's accountant, and I don't, I 206 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,430 don't want my dad to know I screwed up. 207 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,090 All right, well, we'll drop it off for you. 208 00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,790 I wanted to say goodbye to the campus police anyhow. 209 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:05,690 meet you guys back here after lunch, and we'll go to graduation together? 210 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:06,930 All right. All right. 211 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:15,890 A lot of money. 212 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:19,190 Oh, yeah. I forget. Did she say parking tickets were dog -cracked? 213 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:21,630 I don't recall. 214 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,170 What do you boys feel like doing? 215 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:32,310 Oh, Mellie. Berg. The presidents want to have... 216 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,540 It's open. 217 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,500 Hi, hi, hi, hi. It's me. Hey, hey. 218 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,000 God, I can't believe you guys are graduating. This place is not going to 219 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,140 same without you. Well, thank you. Here, a little going -away present. 220 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,860 Mike, good luck. Whoa, whoa, this is expensive stuff. Yeah. 221 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,520 Thank you. Well, you guys are worth it. 222 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,220 God, I'm going to miss you. 223 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,720 Whoa. 224 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,860 Come here. All right. 225 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,040 Okay. All right. We're going to miss you, too. 226 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,440 Bye -bye. 227 00:14:07,469 --> 00:14:08,469 Absolutely no idea. 228 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,150 All right, come on, Bert. 229 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,630 Better get these parking tickets taken care of. Yeah, yeah. 230 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,510 Handlebars. You can't call handlebars inside. 231 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,690 Handlebars. Look, I just did it again. 232 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:22,690 Hello? 233 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:24,150 Hey, how you doing? 234 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,630 What? Why? 235 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:26,950 Why, why, what, what, what? 236 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,570 Oh, my God. 237 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:29,349 Oh, my God, what? 238 00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:30,730 All right, look, Pete and I are on our way. 239 00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,730 We're on our way where? Jail. 240 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:36,010 Which one of our bonehead friends got arrested this time? 241 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,260 Sharon's dad. 242 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,220 Hi, uh, we're here to bail out Gregory Carter. 243 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,540 Carter? What's the charge? 244 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,100 Drunk in public. 245 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,960 Okay, I need a signature and $200. 246 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:56,120 Well, we'll use Sharon's money, but we don't pay her parking ticket. 247 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,420 Excuse me? 248 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,140 Oh, it's campus police. 249 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,320 We've still got ten extra dollars. What can we do with ten dollars? 250 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,880 We could buy Mr. 251 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,100 Carter some Advil. 252 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,260 Right this way. 253 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,280 Your appearance date is on your arrest report. 254 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,320 Berg, thanks for coming. I didn't know who else to call. No problem. 255 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,580 I guess I had too many Long Island iced teas on an empty stomach. 256 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,400 Evidently, I've passed out on a McDonald's playland. 257 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,660 Since when does McDonald's serve Long Island iced teas? 258 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,000 Mr. Carter, if it's not too rude to ask, we need to ask you for the bail money 259 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,540 back. Yeah, sure, of course. I'll send you a check tomorrow. 260 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:53,140 Actually, we kind of need it now in cash. 261 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,280 Well, I'm sorry I don't have it on me. There's an ATM right around the corner. 262 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,580 Look, guys, I'm in a little bit of trouble. 263 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,860 Actually, a lot of trouble. I'm completely broke. 264 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,380 What? How? 265 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,120 Bottom fell out of the real estate market. I lost everything. 266 00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:15,960 The creditors came after me. The whole thing was a mess. 267 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,740 So that's why you called us and not Sharon. 268 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 I didn't want her to know. 269 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,200 I just didn't want to see that look on her face. 270 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:27,000 But it's probably time I told her. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mr. 271 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,420 Carter, you don't have to do that. She's going to find out eventually. 272 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,700 Not necessarily. 273 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,640 No. 274 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,360 We lie to her all the time. 275 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,380 Mr. Carter, you just, you hit a rough spot, all right? All you got to do is 276 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:42,380 things around. 277 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,540 Yeah, but I got to start over from scratch. 278 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:45,740 You can do that. 279 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:49,800 Look, Sharon says you're an amazing businessman, and that's why she idolizes 280 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,800 you. Yeah. 281 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:56,000 I guess I probably should at least try before I tell her, huh? 282 00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,020 Why make her feel all upset if I don't have to? 283 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,440 I think that drinking sure isn't working. 284 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,980 No, it sure isn't. 285 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,540 So, this will just stay between us? 286 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,920 between us. 287 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:13,980 We promise. 288 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,260 No matter what. 289 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,599 Thanks. You're meeting Sharon for lunch in 15 minutes. 290 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,079 Handlebars. Can't call handlebars inside. 291 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,099 One more hour and we are graduates. 292 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,060 All right. Okay. Hey, this is it. All right, let's go. Come on. Wait, wait, 293 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,280 wait. Picture. Picture. 294 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,500 Oh, wait. I need my cap. 295 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,980 What's it worth to you? 296 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,500 Actually, caps are free today. 297 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,840 Oh, gosh. Hey, you guys dropped off the money I gave you for my parking tickets, 298 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,920 right? Absolutely. 299 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,140 All $210 taken care of. 300 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,780 Boy, are they paid. 301 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,200 Thank you, Pete. 302 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,520 What do you say we do this right, huh? 303 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:52,740 Ooh, champagne. 304 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:53,860 Yes. 305 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:58,460 What would you do if you were young and beautiful and had a big bottle of 306 00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,460 champagne? 307 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:04,780 You'd share it with your closest friends, and that's just what they did. 308 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,480 Can you believe that some girl actually gave it to us? 309 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,020 All right, cheers. 310 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,540 Here's to graduation, or as I like to call it, getting out of jail. 311 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,980 Perfect. Okay, let's go graduate. 312 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:26,020 Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Daddy. I could never have done any of this 313 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,020 you. 314 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,480 So anyway, Dad, after I finished... This stupid class. 315 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:42,220 There's a possibility that there still might be a job for me at Annabelle. 316 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:44,380 I hate Peetenburg. 317 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:48,040 Listen, honey, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that jobs come and go, 318 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,180 but it's your friends that get you through the rough times. 319 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,860 Yeah, but they're the cause of my rough times. 320 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,360 This job is important. 321 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,840 I don't want you to be ashamed of me anymore. 322 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,260 What? 323 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,700 Why didn't you mention me in the article yesterday? 324 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:04,680 I mentioned you. 325 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,060 Yeah? 326 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:11,060 But to mention what Todd and Liz do for a living and me, nothing. 327 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,480 Really? 328 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720 Admit it. 329 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,620 You, you hate my job. 330 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,020 Well, honey, I don't. 331 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,940 Yeah, I do hate your job. 332 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,500 But I love you. 333 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:29,920 I know you love me, but I want you to be as proud of me as I am of you. 334 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,020 Sharon, listen to me. Hi, Sharon. Nope. 335 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,980 Mr. Carter, can we talk to you for a second? 336 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,000 I can't believe she didn't get that job because of me. 337 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,780 We were talking, and we just want to let you know that no matter what happens 338 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:53,320 between Sharon and us, we're never going to tell her anything. Give it a few 339 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,300 weeks, we'll do something worse, and she'll forget all about it. 340 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,720 Thanks, guys. 341 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:03,060 But I think it's time Sharon and I had an honest talk about what really 342 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,520 happened. You're going to tell her everything? 343 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,690 Yeah. I owe it to her. 344 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:08,850 And I owe it to you guys. 345 00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:12,450 You all set, honey? 346 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,790 Yeah. 347 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,950 Sharon, if it's okay with you, I think we should go to dinner alone. 348 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:20,870 Good. 349 00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:29,650 She is going to feel so bad. 350 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,830 We must never let her live this down. 351 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,720 We never will. 352 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,740 I feel so bad. I really do. 353 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,319 We know. 354 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,060 And we've compiled a list of things you can do to make it up to us. 355 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:57,760 One, a six -pack of beer, imported, delivered to our fridge once a week. 356 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:04,400 Two, I like this one, your firstborn, regardless of sex, shall be named Elvis. 357 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,300 Tell Johnny no stomping around a work booth before 8 a .m. Yeah. Yeah, you 358 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,720 ever since he's moved in with you, we haven't been able to get a wink of 359 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:18,840 Johnny lives with you? 360 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,520 Oh, I forgot to mention that. 361 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,700 I think we have a few more things to discuss. 362 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,500 See you upstairs. 26554