All language subtitles for Two Guys and a Girl s02e10 A Girl And Thanksgiving

I miss you over Thanksgiving.

I hate going home for the holidays.

Somebody goes throwing something at
somebody and saying something they can

take back, and then I have to sit in my
room until I cool off and apologize.

I'm being crammed into my sister's
apartment.

Five nephews trying to shove yams in
your ears and punching you in the

Uncle Johnny! Uncle Johnny! Uncle
Johnny!

Do you think your sister would be upset
if you didn't show up this year?

Why?

Maybe you and I could spend Thanksgiving
together.

Start a new tradition.

Are we allowed to do that? Yeah.

You and me being thankful for each
other.

Yeah, let's do it. Really?

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Thanksgiving at my place. Yeah.

My sister makes a great Thanksgiving
dinner, but I know yours is going to be

even better.

Oh, Tony.

I have to cook.

You can get it out. Come on!

You're a med student.

Yes, and what you need is a vet.

What the hell is going on out there?

Check this out. There's a bus, a cop,
and a taxi all being blocked in by a

green Buick Skylark.

Oh, God.

Please don't tell me it's a convertible
with clear plastic seat covers.

How'd you know?

Grandpa!

leave the spot I got right out front.

What are you doing here?

Well, it was a nice day. I was feeling
good.

I thought I'd take a drive.

Plus, I left your grandmother.

Was it on purpose or did you take a
wrong turn?

This is not like last month.

This time it's for good.

All right. Give me your keys. I'm going
to go move your car.

The day you drive my car, you'll be
coming home from my funeral.

Great. Then I'll finally get to turn off
the blinker.

Pete's grandparents sure have a messed
up relationship.

Ooh, actually, that reminds me. I gotta
get over to Ashley's.

What's the box?

That's her stuff.

Her boyfriend's moved to town. I figure
it's really gonna slow things down

between us.

She sure left a lot of junk for someone
you never really dated.

She doesn't know I have it.

you doing here i'm gonna respect what
you said about your privacy and honey if

those are the movers could you tell them
not to unload anything until i'm there

to supervise okay well i uh i have to
get

just one look at him once honey oh oh

excuse me i'm sorry uh are you a mover
and a shaker

Justin, this is Michael Bergen. He's a
friend from medical school.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm just a little
stressed out from the move.

That's okay. You know, not to mention
having to find a new job.

Must be hard having to start all over
again at your age.

Justin, why don't you go put on some
pants?

Oh, oh, of course. I'm sorry.

Where is my modesty?

I cannot believe that that's... Justin,
how could you choose him over me? Okay,

first of all... Shh!

And second of all... No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

I told you I was going to respect your
decision, and I am, okay?

It's okay. I'm bigger than this. I'm
just going to leave.

The guy, huh?

I bet that we shared more passion in our
one kiss than you've ever experienced

in your entire relationship with him.

Tell me.

Tell me that he's everything you want,
and I'll leave.

He quit his job. He moved here for me.
He asked me to give it a chance.

I owe him that.

Okay. Well, I'll take that as a no.

Honey, can I put my socks in with your
underwear?

Chief Berg, I'm sorry you gotta go, but
we're kind of in a big rush.

Where are we going?

Well, we have a lot to do to...

prepare for Thanksgiving tomorrow.

All we have to do is confirm our
reservation at the restaurant.

You cannot spend Thanksgiving in a
restaurant. At least not when my friend

Sharon is having a big Thanksgiving
party. Well, I accept. No, he doesn't.

Sounded like he did. Are you okay? Is
there some problem I'm not aware of?

That you want Justin to meet new people?
Well, of course I do.

You can't just keep me all to yourself,
honey.

No, you're right. I'm just being silly.

Then it's a date. Hey.

You know, I think that this is going to
be the best Thanksgiving ever.

No. I told you. We're starting a new
tradition.

I want an intimate dinner, just me and
Johnny.

Have you forgotten what Thanksgiving's
all about? People.

People coming together, sharing.

The pilgrims inviting the Indians onto
their land and into their homes.

Befriending them, learning their ways,
and then stealing what was rightfully

theirs.

What happened to respecting Ashley's
choice?

She's only with this guy because she
feels obligated. I mean, how can you

respect that?

Come on, Sharon. I understand how he
feels. Look, if you were in love with

somebody else, I would do everything I
possibly could to make sure you fell in

love with me instead.

Why do you have to be so damn sweet?

Fine. You can come. Thank you, Sharon.
You are the best.

Thank you, Johnny. No problem.

Now we can watch football.

Just call Grandma, okay? We're going
home for Thanksgiving.

I'm not going.

Yes, you are.

All right, Mr. Wiseguy, try this on for
size.

We're at Thanksgiving dinner.

There's a lull in the conversation, and
I turn to my son, your father, and say,

hey, how about little Petey dropping out
of graduate school after all that money

you spent?

No, I don't think you raised him to be a
quitter either.

You wouldn't.

I'll bury you.

Sharon, two more for Thanksgiving.

Great. This is great.

The start of a new tradition.

A quiet, romantic Thanksgiving with you,
me, Berg, the woman he loves, the woman

he loves, boyfriend Pete, and his
runaway...

Justin. Hey, I just wanted to stop by
and thank you for the invite.

My pleasure.

Not really. It means a lot to me. I
don't know if you've heard, but Ashley

have been having some trouble.

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah.

I think she's seeing another guy.

Oh, I'm not making you uncomfortable by
telling you this, am I? No.

I mean,

you're the only guy I know here.

Hey. You're her friend. Have you seen
some guy hanging around acting all goofy

and lovestruck?

You're not going to say it, are you?

What?

You're in love with my girlfriend.

Well, yeah, but she's in love with you
and that other guy.

You know, I have to admit, I'm just
surprised Ashley would go for somebody

wasn't more substantial.

Okay.

Now, uh, I'm not admitting anything,
but, you know, I'm surprised, because I

figured Ashley would be dating someone
who was a little more... Everything.

Give it up, Berg.

You deliver pizzas. I deliver
dissertations.

What kind of tips do you get for that?

I don't know. I guess we'll discuss it
at dinner.

Can't wait.

That makes two of us.

It's been fun. Oh, I'll be there. Take
care. You too.

Oh, one more little thing.

What?

I'd like a medium pizza with pepperoni
and extra cheese.

You get a third topping free.

I think it's great. We're having it down
here. It's going to be way more

romantic.

So I'm just going to charge up there and
bring all that.

The greatest hunt. Okay.

Oh, if you've got any, could you bring
down some of those mixed nuts?

Uh, leave out the cashews.

They repeat on me.

Pete, trust me, you are going to hate
this Justin guy. He's so competitive. So

are you. He's arrogant.

So are you. You're my best friend.

What is with that guy?

Ashley,

Justin. Hey, look, we're having dinner
in our apartment here, so, uh... Come on

in. Oh, well, this is a nice place.

I didn't realize you had children.

Well, well, you're everything Berg said
you'd be. I'm Pete.

Yeah, let me help you up with the coat
there. Oh, thanks. Oh, no, I'll do it.

Okay, I'm the host. Really, I insist, I
insist.

Justin, let me introduce you to my
grandfather, Charlie. Oh. And this is

Sharon's boyfriend, Johnny.

It's fourth and eight.

Pete, why don't you show Justin where to
hang our coats?

Okay.

Right behind me.

Okay, Pete, why don't you give Justin a
tour of the place?

Oh, oh, okay.

Follow me. The tram's broke, so we'll
have to walk.

Okay, Berg.

The only reason that I'm here is because
Justin was really excited about meeting

new people.

I like him.

He's a nice guy.

That's what I'm saying.

He is.

I know. You're impossible.

This is the hallway, which will lead us
into the living room again.

Thank you for that very loud tour.

Just in time. I was just about to pour a
bottle of wine. This came highly.

Highly recommended.

Oh, a blend.

I'll adjust my palate accordingly.

Man, you called that a block?

Don't let him go over you like that.

You should be in there. You're a moose.

No, no, please.

Don't get off your guess.

Hey, Sharon, this is Justin.

Hi, Justin, I'm Sharon. Give me the
bottle.

Okay, well, everybody, happy Turkey Day.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why don't
we have a real toast? Since this is

Thanksgiving, I think we should all say
what we're thankful for. I, for one, am

thankful for the love and devotion of
the most beautiful woman in the world

has chosen to share her life and her
heart with me, above all others.

Oh, Justin, that's so sweet.

Wait.

I'd like to say what I'm thankful for.

Don't. Yeah, don't. Go ahead.

I'm thankful that I'm surrounded by such
very special friends.

Especially my new friend, Justin.

Justin, as I look at you and Ashley
together, it fills me with a sense of

that someday, soon, I'll have what you
have.

Because Grandpa's car blew a gasket.

Why can't we take the train?

Why can't we take the train?

Because you dropped out of graduate
school.

Because there's a cow on the tracks.

Well, I know. We'll try to figure
something out.

Okay. All right. I love you, too.

You're gonna rot in hell for lying to
your grandmother.

Take that cigar in the hall, please.

Yes!

Johnny? Penny?

Penny, Johnny?

Would you like to say what you're
thankful for?

Detroit's up by 12.

I'm gonna go get the bird.

It's all your fault.

We'll get him over there, huh?

What a phony.

I hate him.

I hate you.

What?

I just think it's ironic. You're trying
to break up Justin and Ashley, and

instead you're breaking up Johnny and
Sharon.

You're annoying.

But you've given me an idea. Look,
follow my lead, okay? All right.

Hey, guys, maybe you can settle an
argument for us. Okay, you two go to

room.

It's just that, uh...

One of us is a hard -working med
student. The other lay about the house

freeloader. Oh, my God. Wait a minute.
As I say this, I realize that you guys

are in the exact same situation with
Justin being out of work and all.

I hope I didn't embarrass you, Justin.

Oh, not at all. Not at all. I just got a
job at Boston College.

Yeah, they called right after you left.

I guess you're just my little good luck
charm, Bert.

Hey, maybe you ought to cut off his foot
and hang your keys from it.

Oh, God!

What a beautiful turkey.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

I ruined Thanksgiving.

Nonsense. That's perfectly good.

We'll take it upstairs and wash it.

She's been, uh, thinking.

No, you're not. You're watching TV.

No. Come on, Johnny. Time's almost up.

Gosh, you're something, Johnny.
Anything.

Yeah. Time's up.

She's not very good at this game. You
think?

You know what else you're not good at?
You're not good at helping. You're not

good at toasting. And you're not good at
creating new traditions with your

girlfriend.

Now, I'm gonna go get pie.

What? Would you like some help with
that, hon? Don't.

Even think about it.

Okay.

Well, here we go. Ashley, just you and
me.

And me. Whatever.

Okay.

And go.

Circle, round, ball, circle. High noon.
Yes.

What the hell? Did you get high noon out
of that?

That's a great clue. Look, the thun at
the top of the paper.

What else are you going to get from
that?

Circle? Round?

Ball? Circle?

I don't know.

You can keep hitting it, but I still
don't know.

Okay, and time.

It's gone with the wind.

Sarah?

Wind.

Are you from America?

What's the thing in the corner?

The...

did you get that from that?

Oh, wait, I see.

Yeah, of course, because you were
cheating.

No, no, he wasn't. He was drawing the
Eiffel Tower.

That's where we went last summer.

We just had so much history, Berg.

Fine, great, excellent. New game.

How about charades?

Okay, Pete, you and I are a team.

Ready?

Movie.

Three words.

Second word.

Kiss.

Long kiss.

Long kiss goodnight!

Okay,

okay, okay. Pete, you and I are a team.
Okay, okay.

Movie.

Three words.

Second word.

Okay, I'll take a stab.

Long kiss. Good night.

Right. Right.

Okay, Pete, you and I are a team.

No.

Enough.

Enough.

I'm not going to be fought over like a
piece of meat.

You knew about me and Burke, didn't you?

Oh, well, I suspected.

No, no, you knew. And instead of talking
to me about it, you used it to make me

feel guilty.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, and you, you invited me over here
only to drive a wedge between me and

Justin instead of respecting my feelings
like I asked.

You know, this is, this is really hard
for me.

And you guys, you guys who claim to care
about me the most are making me the

most miserable. Well, congratulations.

This is the worst Thanksgiving I've ever
had.

Oh, Justin, find someplace else to sleep
tonight.

Berg, don't call me. Sharon, thank you
for a lovely evening.

I just... I thought of another toast.

I'm thankful I'm not in a relationship.

You're kidding me, Pete.

That's passion.

Loving someone so much that you're
willing to make a complete fool of

Like when you left Grandma because she
beat you at Wheel of Fortune?

Come on, Pete. She gets worried if I get
home too late.

Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Grandpa, what about my dad?

Didn't I tell you? He's out of town.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What the
hell happened here?

Well, for one, I think we all ate too
much.

Secondly, I owe you an apology.

You're right.

I should have just stepped back and let
nature take its course. You know, if you

guys worked it out, you worked it out.
That would have been the classy thing to

do then.

And that's what I'm going to do now.

Well, that's really big of you.

Considering she just threw me out!

to make a grand gesture.

Robert, I came here tonight not liking
you.

Now I don't like any of you.

You know, I wish you two just would have
listened to me in the first place and

had a nice, intimate Thanksgiving.

Well, I guess I'm the one that gets to
clean all this stuff up.

Before you do that, before you do
anything, I have something I want to

I'm thankful that I found a girl who's
not only smart and not only beautiful,

but who's more important to me than I
could ever put into a toast.

Oh.

So sweet.

You might want to soak the turkey pan
before you wash the dishes. Soap's under

the sink. I'm taking a bath.

Mom's gonna love her.

I feel like I'm letting everybody down.

I tell you, Pete, you're doing the right
thing. If you don't want to be an

architect, don't be an architect.

Just be happy.

Thank you.

Why, is your father going to kill you?