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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:31,110 I will rip off your arm and beat you unconscious with it. 2 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,680 We got a choice this month. 3 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,100 We either lose to the Macs or we sell our plasma. 4 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,180 Have no fear. 5 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,840 I got it covered. Oh, no more medical experiment. 6 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:23,840 Just remember my eyedrop experiment paid for that couch. 7 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:27,360 What color would you say that couch is? 8 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,060 I don't know. 9 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:34,620 Blue. 10 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:37,960 It's just product testing. 11 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,940 Marathon personal trainers. 12 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,680 You'll never run alone. 13 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,500 All I have to do is wear these for 26 miles and record my experience. 14 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:55,860 10 .38 a .m. They are comfortable with firm support. 15 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,460 Congratulations and welcome to your marathon personal trainers. 16 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,060 Oh, Pete, can I keep them? I swear I'll take care of them. 17 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,340 Oh, Lord, give me strength. 18 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:13,740 Stop putting your sweaty shirts in my laundry. 19 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,280 It's one shirt. 20 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:16,940 With the stink of six. 21 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,680 And if you're through with my travel mug? 22 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:26,040 Actually... Slow down. You still have 25 .7 miles to go. 23 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:27,680 Are your shoes talking? 24 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,140 Got your attention, did they? 25 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,240 10 .40. 26 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,070 Babe's digging. 27 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:35,550 Berg, 28 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:39,750 do you notice anything different about our Sharon? 29 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:41,010 No, nothing. 30 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:43,850 Except that somebody gift -wrapped her neck. 31 00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:46,670 It's a scarf. 32 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,510 Ted gave me this scarf. 33 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:51,250 I think it's cute. 34 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:53,670 Ted? Ted? 35 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:55,170 Berg, she has a Ted. 36 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,650 Yes, Ted. His name's Ted. 37 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,980 Just not used to them having names. 38 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,480 Well, he's got one, and it's Ted, and I gotta get to work. 39 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:07,920 Work? Or is Ted whisking you away to Scarf Warehouse? For help of Scarves. 40 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,138 Scarf Depot. 41 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:10,140 Jiffy Scarves. 42 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,460 You two have fun. 43 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:12,980 All right, we'll see you tonight, right? 44 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,360 Oh, you know, I have plans. 45 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,220 It's Thursday. You can't have plans. 46 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,680 It's your night to come down to the pizza place and watch us work. 47 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:22,240 Sorry. It's unlimited topping night. 48 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:27,260 Guys, if it's okay with you, I'm trying to have a life. 49 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,620 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. 50 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,219 I'll stay. 51 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:37,280 Did you slip my shirt back in the back? Yeah, and my boxers. Excellent. 52 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:45,800 And if you guys need anything else, just call for me. My name's Hay. 53 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,840 You're darn good looking. 54 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,660 Ten miles. Keep it up, champ. 55 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,380 Keep those sneakers quiet or I'm going to tear their tongues out. 56 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,200 Just lower the volume. 57 00:04:00,269 --> 00:04:01,269 447. 58 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:02,830 Feeder happy? 59 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:04,190 Bill's ticked. 60 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:09,570 How was the Celtic game last night? 61 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:12,370 Ah, well, Sharon canceled on me, so I had to tick Melissa. 62 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:15,450 Oh, what a shame. Having to go out with your own girlfriend. 63 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:20,350 Bill, I love Melissa, just not at a Celtic game, you know? I mean, every 64 00:04:20,350 --> 00:04:22,750 they miss a shot, she says, it's gonna be okay, sweetie. 65 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:24,970 What does Sharon do? 66 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:28,330 Ah, well, Sharon screams, hey, you make seven million a year! 67 00:04:31,799 --> 00:04:34,740 And the other day she was supposed to come with me on that bus tour of 68 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:38,280 Boston. Where the guy's dressed up like a Minuteman? Yeah, we sit in the upper 69 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,080 deck, and when the guy says, this is where Paul Revere took his midnight 70 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,840 we both yell, yeah, on your mom. 71 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,240 Exercise in the First Amendment. 72 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:49,660 When I do that bit with Sharon, people laugh. 73 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:53,140 But when I did it alone, they said, honey, move away from that man. 74 00:04:58,510 --> 00:04:59,790 Sharon, come and watch us work. 75 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:03,850 So, you couldn't stay away, could you? Well, you're just in time. I was just 76 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:04,850 about to stuff a pepper. 77 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:08,650 I didn't come here to watch you guys work. I came here to pick up a pizza. 78 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:10,930 Hey, Bill, is that order for Ted ready? 79 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:15,390 Ted? One large pie, eggplant, mushrooms, and green peppers. 80 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,750 Yuck. My God. 81 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:21,730 See, first he's got you wearing scarves, then he's got you eating vegetables. 82 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:24,250 Next thing you know, it's, come on, Sharon, let's smoke some crack. 83 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,210 What's in the bag? 84 00:05:28,169 --> 00:05:29,630 Videos. What kind of videos? 85 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,430 None of your business videos. 86 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:34,950 Bert, come on, give it back. 87 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,710 Bert, that's... Sleepless in Seattle? 88 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:40,370 When Harry met Sally? 89 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,010 These are all Meg Ryan movies. 90 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,290 You hate Meg Ryan. I know. 91 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:50,150 But Ted thinks I look like her. 92 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,960 What is this guy doing to her? That is not our Sharon. You're more right than 93 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:00,960 you know. 94 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:08,540 Have you noticed people have been acting strangely, oddly, almost as if they're 95 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:14,980 not really themselves? Oh, sure, they look the same, but inside... Why do you 96 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:16,080 always have to talk to me? 97 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,060 Pod people. 98 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,920 Feed this delivery. 99 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,360 Yes, Pete, hurry. 100 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,260 Bill needs you. He'll be right there. 101 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,180 Bill. 102 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,960 hot water. You were supposed to mail the bill. 103 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,660 Sharon hasn't been around in a week, so I couldn't score stamps. 104 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,740 I'll give you the name of her connection. 105 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:03,740 The post office. 106 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:08,360 Remember to breathe. 107 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,840 Okay, I'm going to start hating those now. 108 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:13,380 Leave them alone. 109 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,060 All they said was breathe. 110 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,940 You had it in for my shoes the moment you met him. 111 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,840 You never even gave him a chance. 112 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,520 You just assume because they're shoes you can't be friends with them. 113 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,400 I'd rather be friends with them than with you. 114 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:31,660 That wasn't nice. 115 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,440 Right, look, I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at Sharon. 116 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:42,860 I mean, she's completely thrown off the balance of our... delicate ecosystem. 117 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:47,080 Plus, we have to watch small TV. 118 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,080 We can't go on living like this. 119 00:07:52,010 --> 00:07:55,310 I say we march up to her apartment and set things straight. We take back our 120 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:58,930 laundry. Borrow some stamps. Grab a quick shower. And let her apologize. 121 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,650 Nothing can stop you. You're a winner. 122 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:06,750 Hey, 40. 123 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:11,190 Firm art support and emotional support. 124 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,080 Honey, we're home. 125 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,020 Sharon! 126 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,220 Sharon, there's something wrong with your door. 127 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:32,760 Excuse me. 128 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,520 Can I help you guys? 129 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:35,919 We're looking for Sharon. Shh. 130 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:37,220 She's still asleep. 131 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,299 I'm Ted, and you are... We're Pete and Berg. 132 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,380 We live downstairs. 133 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,600 We all went to school together. We're her best friends. 134 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,900 Oh, really? 135 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,420 Well... nice to meet you, Pete. 136 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:53,820 Uh, Bert. 137 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:56,960 I'll tell Sharon to stop by. 138 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,920 You know what? What, Bert? 139 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,620 I say we start hitting him now. 140 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:15,460 Ooh, look at me. 141 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:17,520 I'm dead. 142 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,300 might wake up Sharon. 143 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,300 What is the deal with him? 144 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,840 I don't know, but we don't get to see our Sharon because of batter boy. 145 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,060 I don't think so. 146 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,180 We need to extricate him from her life and ours. And that. 147 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:37,220 You know, Turner and Hooch were talking earlier. 148 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,760 I said something very intriguing. 149 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,440 Don't quote your shoes. 150 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:46,660 Stay close to the leader or the race is lost. 151 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,660 What do you think they meant by that? 152 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:50,390 I don't know. 153 00:09:51,610 --> 00:09:53,890 I'm gonna go take him for a walk in the park, try to get it out of him. 154 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,070 Okay, kids, look what I got. 155 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:01,430 Homemade Play -Doh. Ooh, now what do we say? 156 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,030 Thank you! 157 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:04,750 Good. 158 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:06,450 Ew! 159 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:10,950 Hey, Rachel, someday when you grow up and you meet someone you really like, 160 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,050 won't think kissing is so easy. 161 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,820 the guy who's never heard of me. 162 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:26,260 Oh, no, no, no, no. He's heard of you. You're, um, Bert. 163 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,520 I'm sorry, but when you're first starting to date a guy, you don't lead 164 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,760 with, hey, my best friends are two good -looking guys who live downstairs. 165 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:37,740 Give us a sec. 166 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,320 Okay, 167 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:49,680 the good -looking thing, valiant try, but it doesn't get you off the hook. No 168 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,680 way. 169 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,099 Oh, sure. 170 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,100 I'll be right back. 171 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,380 What's up? Okay. 172 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,080 When you first started to date Pete, did he tell you about me? 173 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,520 Absolutely. See? 174 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,480 Really? Yeah. I remember the first night Pete and I made love. You screamed, 175 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,400 knock it off down there, Peter. I'll shoot your whore. 176 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,960 Made me curious about you. 177 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:15,480 Oh. So they're curious about Ted. 178 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,480 Look, all I know is the three of you together can be kind of intimidating. 179 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:21,340 I mean, it's a tough club to get into, you know? 180 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,250 Plus, there's a two -drink minimum. 181 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,150 No, no, no. Rachel, we bite our food, not our friends. 182 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:30,550 You're right. 183 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:33,450 We're not being fair. We should get to know him. 184 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:39,170 Great. I am free every night this week, but tonight... Tonight it is. 185 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:40,890 I want to be there. 186 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,530 We'll be fine without you. 187 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,890 It'll be just us guys. 188 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:45,670 Guys night out. 189 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:46,850 I'm a guy. 190 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:50,270 You lost your guy rights when you put on the scarf. 191 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,779 Okay, fine. 192 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,860 But behave. 193 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,260 Well, just be ourselves. 194 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,900 Please don't. I really like this guy. 195 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,420 Fine. Seven o 'clock Mahoney's. Fine. 196 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:10,260 Keep your eyes wide open. 197 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,320 Show no interest or excitement. 198 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,800 Don't trust anyone. 199 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,940 Hey, how you kids doing? 200 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,180 Just fine. 201 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,960 7 .02, we meet Ted. 202 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:49,160 7 .03, we liquor him up and troll his soul for deep, dark secrets. 203 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,580 Then we tell Sharon what a louse he is. 204 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:57,180 5 .10, 45, we're back in front of her big screen TV where we so rightfully 205 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,960 belong. For Sharon. 206 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,280 For Sharon. 207 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,320 Does this make us selfish? 208 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:05,340 Not at all. 209 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:10,940 Look, Sharon's not acting like herself, right? And any guy who forces her not to 210 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:11,940 be her... 211 00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:15,010 Ought not to be with her. 212 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:18,410 Sold. 213 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:20,390 Hey, Pete. 214 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:21,790 Berg. 215 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:26,090 Gosh, I'm sorry I'm late. I got held up at the gym. That's okay. Gotta work on 216 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:27,090 those pancakes. 217 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:31,110 Well, actually, I'm in this Big Brother program, and their basketball game went 218 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,110 into overtime. 219 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,010 I couldn't just walk out on Bobby. 220 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:35,990 Not after his mother and father did. 221 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:42,290 Who wants a drink? 222 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,640 The usual. This round's on me. The usual, of course, being martinis. 223 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,740 Extra. Boy, they saw you coming, huh? 224 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,020 And a club soda. 225 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,640 Club soda? 226 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,020 Sorry, fellas, I've got an early deposition in the morning. 227 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,460 Come on, I got a class. 228 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,260 Well, that's a really important case. 229 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,580 Blow it up. 230 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,780 Sharon warned me about you guys. 231 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:09,480 So you're a lawyer? Yep. 232 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,720 Man, that must be tough. You know, capitalizing off other people's 233 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,960 No, no, no, no. I'm an environmental law. 234 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,300 That's where I met Sharon. 235 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,780 See, my firm was fighting her chemical company. 236 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:24,280 There I was, making a passionate plea to the jury about all the trumpet swans 237 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,199 that were killed. 238 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,580 I pointed accusingly at the defense table, and there she was. 239 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,860 He, uh, defends swans. 240 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,140 There you go, Thurston. 241 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:38,940 Lovey. 242 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,280 Did you feel that heat? 243 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,380 Oh, man. 244 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,860 She was all over you. 245 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,200 You think? 246 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,860 Definitely. Couldn't be more obvious. 247 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,660 Ever since I met Sharon, I just don't pick up on that stuff. 248 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,880 Oh! 249 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,100 It's okay. It's okay. Just club soda. 250 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,860 A little red wine as you get this right out. 251 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,160 Be right back. 252 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,380 Okay. 253 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,640 Trumpet swans, big brothers. 254 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,220 Anyone with a yard this nice has to have something buried underneath. 255 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,580 You're absolutely right. 256 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,640 No one's this perfect. 257 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,700 We'll find out what's wrong with them. 258 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:26,879 For sure. 259 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,880 For sure. 260 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,940 All right, Burt, stop fooling around. 261 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,740 Yeah, right. Ha, ha, ha. 262 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,380 You're faking it. 263 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,320 Burt, are you faking it? 264 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,390 Show off. 265 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,130 Pete, table three. 266 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:07,630 All right, in a sec. 267 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,330 Before it petrifies. 268 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:13,410 Go along, Pete. You don't want to upset Bill. 269 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,450 Hey, Bill. 270 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:20,510 What are we going to tell Sharon? She's on her way over. 271 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:21,990 What, you didn't like this guy? 272 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:23,370 He was all right. 273 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,650 He's responsible. 274 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,170 He's generous. 275 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,250 He's loyal. 276 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:29,050 It's just completely wrong for us. 277 00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:32,310 Who cares about you? Is he good for Sharon? 278 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,910 I don't know. I mean, she's been acting really weird ever since she's been with 279 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,870 him. Yeah, but she's not our Sharon anymore. 280 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,750 She looks different. She acts different. She's happy. 281 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,130 Why are you looking at... 282 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:02,810 fall asleep. 283 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,770 You know, Ferg, let's face it. 284 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:12,430 I never thought I'd say this, but Mr. Bauer makes sense. 285 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:13,950 Not that we're pods. 286 00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,630 But, you know, about Sharon being happy, I mean, Ted is perfect for her. 287 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:26,490 I mean, I always knew someday we'd lose Sharon. I just didn't think it'd be this 288 00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:27,490 soon. 289 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,250 We're gonna have to be... No, no, don't say it. 290 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,070 Mature. Oh, there you see. 291 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,050 All right. 292 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:37,550 Here they come. Let's not screw this up for them. All right. 293 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,950 For Sharon. For Sharon. 294 00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:43,590 Hey, look who's here. 295 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,050 Jack. Hey, guys. 296 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,270 Good to see you. You should see this guy and clog a windpipe. 297 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:50,190 I heard. 298 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,850 What are you doing? Drinking martinis? 299 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,590 Hey, hey. Can we get you guys something to eat? 300 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:57,890 Bill. 301 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,920 Not just snap at me. 302 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,640 No, actually, we're on our way to Vermont. 303 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,480 Yeah, Ted surprised me. 304 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:14,300 Ted. Would you guys water my plants? I am so watering your plants. 305 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:15,980 Thank you. 306 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,620 Well, we should get going. 307 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,840 Okay, bye. 308 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,040 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 309 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,140 Before you go, Ted, I got to tell you something. 310 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,440 This is one great girl. 311 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:33,630 No. And you two make such a great couple. 312 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,290 Listen to this man. 313 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:36,750 Thanks, guys. 314 00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:38,250 No. And you two. 315 00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:43,090 We have a real feeling. Yeah. 316 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:48,910 And she is going to make a great mom. 317 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:57,360 Peace. Come on, Sharon, you feed us, you keep our heat on, you tuck us in at 318 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,720 night. Just kidding, Ted. 319 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,080 And if your kids aren't blonde, somebody's cheating. 320 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240 I kid, too. 321 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,180 Okay, bye, you guys. Get out of here, you two. Drive safe. 322 00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,840 We'll go out when you get back. Going. Ted? 323 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,840 Next time, Drake's on Sharon. 324 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,260 You got it. 325 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,260 Tell you, Bert. 326 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,090 We are such good guys. 327 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,530 I am so proud of us. 328 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,590 Look at us. 329 00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:33,230 Look. Fridge is stocked. Clothes are clean. And Tuesday, the gas comes back 330 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,890 Because I got stamped. 331 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:40,710 Legends of the rodeo. A 32 -cent salute to a bygone era. 332 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:43,270 What's wrong with you? 333 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,930 Shaq? What happened? What are you doing back there? 334 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:50,550 my keys and I'm going to bed. 335 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:51,629 What's wrong? 336 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:52,429 Where's Ted? 337 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,430 At home. 338 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,070 Thanks to the fathers of the bride. 339 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,950 What are you talking about? We were on our best behavior. 340 00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:04,210 Yeah? Well, after you guys gave me away at the pizza place, we got on the road 341 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:08,290 and he just starts talking to me about flying to North Carolina to meet his 342 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,710 parents. I mean, talking churches, good school districts. 343 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,250 I mean, I thought he was going to pull over and register a crate and barrel. 344 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,810 and you guys had to go turn him into a husband. 345 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,390 We were being mature. 346 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:24,590 Well, I'm not ready to be mature. 347 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:28,870 I'm not done being friends with you guys yet. 348 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:33,550 Isn't that what you wanted? I mean, the house, the kids, and... Yeah, 349 00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,910 eventually, but not now. 350 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:37,810 So it's over? 351 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:39,910 Yeah. 352 00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:45,450 You know, I finally find a guy I really like, and he overcommits. 353 00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:48,650 Wait a second. 354 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,210 Juice? Eggs? You guys have food. 355 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:54,290 Wow. 356 00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,770 I'm impressed. 357 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:57,970 And we're getting the gas back on. 358 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,790 Oh, hey, you guys want to go up and watch big screen TV? 359 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:03,550 One second. 360 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,850 Yeah, but you got to lose the scarf. 361 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,330 You know what? 362 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,470 We're going to hold on to this for you. 363 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,820 You may want it again down the road. 364 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,840 26 miles. 365 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,180 You're a winner. 366 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,520 I'm a winner. 367 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,400 Don't you have something you want to say to them? 368 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160 Sorry, guys. 369 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,020 Come on in. 25635