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[logo buzzes]
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[suspenseful music]
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[customers screaming]
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[woman screams]
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[gun bangs]
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- Don't you fucking move, pig!
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We know why you're here.
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We have you surrounded.
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So, don't try to play
the high and mighty cop.
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Drop your fucking gun!
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- Get on the ground, kid.
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Now.
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- Don't get me wrong,
before I ended up in some
kind of heist movie,
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life was pretty dope.
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[rave music]
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There you go, bro.
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Skal.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, what was that?
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Skull?
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- No, skal. With an A.
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It means like, cheers in Danish.
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- Coolio.
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[rave music continues]
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- Get a load of this guy.
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To be honest, I don't even
remember his fucking name.
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Let's go with Steve.
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Skal?
- Skal!
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Right!
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Steve's a fan.
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But Steve's not just
any fan. No, no, no.
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Steve's here tonight
as an Arthurian fellow.
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And you see, taking care of
fans, I mean, that's a huge deal
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in the life of someone like me.
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- One last, come on.
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Ah.
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- I'm Arthur.
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I'm an online creator,
slash comedy artist,
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but I'm sure most of
you know that already.
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And look, I'm not trying to
brag, it's not really my style,
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but I just hit 3 million
subs on my channel!
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Wait, actually
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3,259,872
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three, to be precise.
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But I mean, who's
counting, right?
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Me! I'm fucking counting.
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Hey, buddy, do you mind
holding this for a sec?
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Hey, everyone! Hey!
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Gather round for a
gang selfie. Come on.
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3 million on three.
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One, two, three!
- [Crowd] 3 million!
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[upbeat electronic music]
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- Having fun?
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Hey, guys.
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Dude, don't blame me.
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What, did you expect that
the pre-roll ads pay for this
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fancy ass apartment?
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[Arthur scoffing]
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It's the product
placement that does.
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[can hisses]
[electronic music continues]
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Ah.
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Skal.
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One sip and I'm flying.
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, you.
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- Oh, hey, there's
our world famous star.
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- Don't do that to me, please.
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So, are you at least
having a good time?
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- Yeah. Yeah. Slowly
but surely, I guess
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- That's 'cause you're
not drunk enough.
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- Oh.
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- This is Emma, one of my
roommates and childhood friend.
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But there's more
to it than that.
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Hey, don't judge me.
I like to keep photos.
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Look, I've probably confessed
my love to her 1,000 times,
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and been stuck in the
friend zone ever since
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we've known each other.
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- [Darren] Arthur!
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Hey, yo, Arthur!
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Come here, buddy, I
need to meet someone.
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- Sorry.
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Duty calls.
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I'll be back.
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So, the pretty boy over here,
that's my other roommate,
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Darren, slash manager,
slash agent, slash,
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well, he's pretty much
just my best friend.
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- Well, there he
is, the big star!
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Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, let
me introduce you to Patricia.
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She just loves you, man.
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She's got a stand-up
gig for you next week.
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You dig?
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- Only problem is Darren
doesn't have a fucking clue.
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If it's not some stupid
standup gig, then it's
for a shitty web series.
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And notice the girl he's
talking to, she's always hot.
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It's like he's using my
name to get his dick wet.
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Anyways, I'm used to it.
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Once you go above 100,000
subscribers,
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the leeches start crawling
out of the woodwork.
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Awesome. Cool, yeah, I love it.
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- Cool.
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[both clicking]
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Where were we?
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- So, if I introduced
you to Emma and Darren,
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it's because they're really
important to me, right?
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They're like family.
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But more to the point;
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I caught them banging like
bunnies behind my back.
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Yeah, I know, I should have
photobombed it
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and shared it with
all you, right?
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I'm not that big
of an asshole though.
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- Hey, Arthur!
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Hey! Woo!
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There he is.
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No worries, everybody
just found him!
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[laughs] Look at you.
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Hey, you filming?
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Hey, look, hey, hey,
look, I love this guy.
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Hey, come on, get me
in there, come on.
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This guy's great. A genius.
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This brain, this brain,
I'm going to kiss it.
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- Okay, can we stop that?
- Okay, okay, okay,
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you don't like kissing.
I got you. I got you.
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- Did you want something or?
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- No, no, no, I was going to
check if you want something.
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I'm going to the
convenience store.
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I'm buying. You want something?
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- Actually, yeah, I wouldn't
say no to a chocolate bar.
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Anything with nougat.
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- Mission accepted.
- All right. You stay safe.
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- No, diggity.
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- So, where were we?
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Oh, wait, I know.
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You're still not having fun.
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- Oh, and you are?
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Come on, Arthur, I know
you can't stand people.
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- Yeah, but I can enjoy a party.
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- Yeah, well, 3 million
subs is a lot of people
to pretend not to hate.
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- Oh, 3 million, hmm?
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How about 3,259,914?
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- Wow.
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- Whoa, Emma, your nose.
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- Oh. Sorry.
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- Typical.
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My perfect timing.
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- What the fuck.
There's no water?
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-
[Arthur] Yeah, there should be.
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[pipe creaking]
[Arthur humming]
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Must be some kind of
construction, I guess.
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- Fuck.
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Oh, shit, I'm a mess.
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Here, can you give
me your jacket?
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[excited music]
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♪ You are me ♪
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♪ I am you ♪
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♪ You're just so controlling ♪
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♪ Can't take it no more ♪
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♪ Still have a life of my own ♪
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- So, stoked that the
producers cast a hot chick
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to be my childhood friend.
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And now she's asking me for
my clothes when she could like,
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totally just go down the
hall and get her own clothes.
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Whoever's writing
this, I love you.
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- Arthur. Your jacket, please.
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- Oh. Yeah.
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- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Everyone chill. It's
just a power outage.
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I'm sure it'll all be
over soon, all right?
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-
[Arthur] Shit, guys,
what do we do?
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- There's also zero service.
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- All right, just keep
people from moving and
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I'll bring the music back.
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- [Arthur] Got it.
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Hey, man, can you hold
this for me for a sec?
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- For sure.
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- Yo! Everyone!
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Hey, listen up. Gather around.
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Please, come on.
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Freddy, put your
fucking pants back on.
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Guys, hey, listen.
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Where are you going to go?
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There's really no point
in leaving right now.
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I mean, look out the window,
this power outage is widespread,
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so where are you going
to go that's better
than this, am I right?
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- [Fan] Damn right, dude!
- Yeah!
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Okay.
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So I say, fuck the power outage.
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- [Fan] Fuck the power!
- I say, let's fucking party.
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Let's fucking party like
there's no fucking tomorrow!
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[all cheering]
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So, here's to us.
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And here's to my 3 million
fucking subscribers!
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[fans cheering]
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Yeah, yeah, frustrating, right?
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But aren't you bored with
these expected montages
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with people having fun and
drinking and taking drugs,
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and the in-the-mood song
playing in the background?
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Anyways, look, as a matter of
fact, our show doesn't have
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the money to make
it super fancy.
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Plus, I'm a very bad dancer.
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[dance music]
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Day one of the apocalypse.
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A whole lot of cleaning.
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Power's still out,
so that's fun.
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Oh, and still no service either.
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And I am feeling the need
to check my newsfeed.
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You want to hear
my favorite part?
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Still no fucking water.
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Apparently there's not
a single goddam thing to drink
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in this whole apartment.
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I even have the
perfect title for it:
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the Hangover: Part Four.
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Worst fucking hangover ever.
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Ever!
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Oh, and also, I'm on my
way to the grocery
store to grab a drink,
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so stay tuned.
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[hip-hop music]
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[gun bangs]
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- Don't you fucking move, pig!
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We know why you're here.
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We have you surrounded,
so don't try and play
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the high and mighty cop.
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Drop your fucking gun!
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- Get on the ground, kid.
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Now.
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- Like I was saying,
worst hangover ever.
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Ever.
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[guns banging]
[Arthur grunting]
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[Arthur panting]
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Well, let me be
honest with you, guys.
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Our show doesn't really
have the budget
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for a fancy ass gunfight
with special effects.
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So, the director asked
if I could narrate the
rest of my adventures.
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Hope you guys are
cool with that.
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Thank you.
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Well, this is awkward.
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Interior: grocery store; day.
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Arthur, that's me, throws
himself on the ground.
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Gunshots resume.
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He crawls for cover, terrified,
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curls up with his hands on
his ears, eyes closed.
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Yep, we've done that.
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Bullets are flying
everywhere. Extreme slow mo.
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Too expensive.
[register dinging]
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Arthur finally takes a chance.
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He crawls to the back of the
store and he narrowly escapes
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by hiding in the fridge?
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Seriously?
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Why would I hide in a fridge?
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Fuck. I hope the ending's
better than this.
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Are you kidding me?
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The end fucking sucks!
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Fuck, I knew I should have
read this before signing.
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Hey, let's get this shit
back to the writers.
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[suspenseful music]
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- Get on the ground, kid.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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Now.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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- Wait, I didn't piss myself in
the old version of the script.
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00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:56,120
[guns banging]
[Arthur squealing]
260
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,200
Fuck!
261
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,280
[gun clicking]
262
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,720
[gun banging]
[Arthur whimpering]
263
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,320
[thug grunts]
264
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,640
[grenade thudding]
265
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,960
- Come on!
[smoke grenade hissing]
266
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,800
[Arthur coughing]
267
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,080
Down, down!
268
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,920
[suspenseful music continues]
269
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,880
[gun bangs]
[thug screams]
270
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,040
[guns bang]
271
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,240
Fuck! Ah!
272
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,600
Help me up, kid.
273
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,840
Hurry, there's more coming.
274
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,080
[Frank grunts]
275
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,720
Let's go.
- Where?
276
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,760
- Out to the van.
277
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,320
You're driving.
278
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,440
- Is this guy for real?
279
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,280
I never got a stupid
driver's licence.
280
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,640
Now he expects me to
drive some big ass van-
281
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,720
- Hey!
282
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,920
Who the fuck are you talking to?
283
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,680
I need you to hide
in that van, now.
284
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,880
Come on.
285
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,680
[tense music]
286
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,920
- Hey, listen.
287
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:34,920
Shouldn't we get you to
a hospital or something?
288
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,160
You're bleeding like a pig.
289
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,960
No pun intended.
290
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,120
- No.
291
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,120
We need to hide that van, now.
292
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,080
- Hey, listen, I just want
to get back to my apartment.
293
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,560
It's right there.
294
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,080
- Does it have a parking garage?
295
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,320
- Yeah.
296
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,200
- Good. Good, we'll
hide it there.
297
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,960
[Frank grunts]
298
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,080
- Did I just invite this
psycho back to my apartment?
299
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,080
- [Frank] Hurry, fuck!
300
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,280
- All right! All right!
301
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,960
[thug coughing]
302
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,520
[Frank groaning]
- Fuck.
303
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,880
Put it in park.
304
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,360
Kid, put it in park.
305
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,800
[gear shifter clicking]
306
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,360
Give me the keys.
307
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,240
What's your name?
308
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,400
- I'm-I'm Arthur.
309
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,480
- Mine's Frank.
310
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,040
Now,
311
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,920
I need you to go find some help.
312
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,920
Doctor, nurse, anyone,
but you got to hurry.
313
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,960
Wait!
314
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,040
Keep it quiet, okay?
315
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,800
- Yeah.
316
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,080
[Arthur exhales]
317
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,240
- Promise me.
318
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,480
♪ Baby, I'm lonely
and I'm sorry ♪
319
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,480
♪ To have push you so far away ♪
320
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,120
♪ And baby, believe me ♪
321
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,440
♪ You complete me ♪
322
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,560
♪ And what else can I say? ♪
323
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,160
- Steve?
324
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,240
Steve, is that you?
325
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,760
- Arthur? Arthur! Arthur!
326
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,240
I'm in here, I'm
in the elevator.
327
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,000
You got to find a way
to get me out of here!
328
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,240
The doors won't open.
There's no service.
329
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,680
The buzzer doesn't work.
330
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,000
Well, there was one guy
who went to go get help,
331
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,520
but the piece of shit
of never came back.
332
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,200
- Wait, have you been in
here since last night?
333
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,960
- And are you kidding me?
334
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,360
I'm so thirsty?
335
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,440
- Okay.
336
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,120
Look, I have to do something
really urgent real quick,
337
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,920
but then I'll be right back
to get you out of here.
338
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,200
I promise, dude, okay?
339
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,960
- Okay, okay, okay.
340
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,040
Oh, and Arthur, man,
I got you to your bar.
341
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,520
- I got it here with
me in the elevator.
342
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,680
- Right. Yeah.
343
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,440
Thanks, man.
344
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,880
You can just eat that
though, for real.
345
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,680
I know you're hungry.
346
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,480
- Arthur, are you
listening to me? I would never
eat your bar, dude!
347
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,560
You're my hero.
348
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,800
- Thanks, Steve.
349
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,680
- Oh, oh, oh, and I forgot to
tell you my name's not Steve.
350
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,800
It's Marlon!
351
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,840
- Yeah, I'm going
to stick with Steve.
352
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,920
- Hey, dude, dude,
where were you?
353
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,240
- Malika!
354
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,080
Malika, come on, I
know you're in there.
355
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,680
Please, answer, Malika!
356
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,280
Come on, I need
you, Malika, please!
357
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,480
- Hey, what the fuck, man?
358
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,240
Seriously, where
the hell were you?
359
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800
- Seriously?
360
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,320
Look at these two.
361
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,920
Acting like they haven't
totally fucked each other
362
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,040
10 fucking times while I
was out there almost dying.
363
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,680
God.
364
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,120
I wish I had the balls
to murder them like
365
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,920
Texas Chainsaw
Massacre reboot style.
366
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,240
[dramatic music]
367
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,200
[chainsaw revving]
[characters screaming]
368
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,160
- Can you please tell us
what the fuck is going on?
369
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,560
- Look, I was at the
grocery store and
370
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,480
there was this cop, and people
were dying all around me,
371
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,040
and, and.
372
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,360
- And what?
373
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,560
[suspenseful music]
374
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,440
- Guys, meet Frank.
375
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,400
- What the fuck?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
376
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,560
[Frank groaning]
377
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,760
- Guys, I'm only a paramedic,
we need to go to the hospital.
378
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,000
- We can't.
379
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,760
- Why's that?
380
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,800
- Look, Frank, you're
going to have to tell us
what's really going on.
381
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,400
- Well, can't do this like
this. I need you lying down.
382
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,800
- Frank, look, I saved
your ass, didn't I?
383
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,280
Tell me, what did those
robbers mean when they said
384
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,960
they knew what you were
doing in the store?
385
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,080
Doing what?
386
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,560
- [Man] Check the bedroom.
387
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,160
- Kid.
388
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,240
Kid.
389
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,440
- [Malika] Careful.
390
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,680
- Water.
391
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,160
You're risking your life
for bottles of water?
392
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,440
- These ain't just
water bottles.
393
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,800
Water bottles are all
we got left to drink
394
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,120
in this fucking city.
395
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,960
[tense music]
396
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,320
- Darren.
397
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,400
You really think this is
the right time to video?
398
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,760
- Why don't you help me?
-
[Arthur] The world's
really ending?
399
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,680
You bet I'm going to
film every minute of it.
400
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,000
- Talk to me, please.
401
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,720
What's going on?
402
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,400
- I'm out of here, Emma.
403
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,080
You heard that cop,
we got to leave the city
while we still can.
404
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,280
- You're just going to ditch us?
405
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,120
- I'm going to take that truck
406
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,080
and I'm going to keep
that water for myself,
407
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,080
for me and my family, all right?
408
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,600
- Your family?
- Yeah.
409
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,200
- That's bullshit.
410
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,600
You know there's no way
out of the city in this chaos.
411
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,000
You just want to hoard
that shit for yourself.
412
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,280
And what about us, huh?
413
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,320
We have to share what's left.
414
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,680
You're being so
selfish right now.
415
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,160
- [Arthur] Guys, can you
stop arguing for one minute?
416
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,080
Either way, we got to go
back to Frank and Malika.
417
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,560
[door knocking]
- [Mother] Hello, please.
418
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,000
We need water to fill up
our son's baby bottle.
419
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,360
Can you please spare
a water bottle?
420
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,760
- Oh, we might...
421
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,640
- [Mother] Oh, come on,
I heard you talking.
422
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,000
All the stores are closing up.
423
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,240
Shame on you, I hope
you die of thirst.
424
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,760
- It's us or them, all right?
425
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,720
[siren wailing]
[tense music]
426
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,360
[windows rattling]
427
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,120
- Holy balls! That's some
unrealistic movie shit.
428
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,320
[tense music continues]
429
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,960
- Stop filming.
430
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,720
- [Steve] Somebody!
431
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,280
Anybody.
432
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,920
- There's a guy trapped
in the elevator?
433
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,920
- Yeah.
434
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,240
He was at our party.
435
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,000
Look, you guys, go ahead,
I'll catch up with you.
436
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Okay?
437
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,200
- I want to die
in this shithole.
438
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,400
Please!
439
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,920
Do something, you bitches!
440
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,720
- Hey, buddy.
441
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,560
How's it going in there?
442
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,720
- Arthur!
443
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,160
Buddy!
444
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,360
What the fuck is going
on out there, seriously?
445
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,560
You got to find a way
to get me out of here!
446
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,760
Arthur.
447
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,280
Arthur, you still there?
448
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,880
Arthur, you come back.
449
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,520
Arthur, come back here,
you bitch ass motherfucker!
450
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,400
- Still here.
- Oh!
451
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,440
Yeah.
452
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,160
I was just messing
with you, buddy.
453
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,720
I've just been in here so long.
454
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,680
I actually don't remember my
life before this elevator.
455
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,000
- I'm going to get you help.
I'll come back for you, dude.
456
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,960
Just stay put.
- [Steve] Okay.
457
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,640
[Steve panting]
458
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,480
[people screaming]
459
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,920
- [Darren] Just tell us
what's really happening.
460
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,720
- [Frank] For the last
time, I don't know.
461
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,240
- [Darren] That's
bullshit, and you know it!
462
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,560
- [Emma] Calm down, Darren.
463
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,320
- Guys, we have to help
this dude in the elevator.
464
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,920
He sounds like
he's going to die.
465
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,280
- Take only two
every four hours.
466
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,440
Got it?
467
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,680
- Thank you, Malika.
468
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,640
- Seriously, guys, can
we go help him, please?
469
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,960
Guys, seriously, we
have to help him!
470
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,160
- Get in and close
the damn door!
471
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,200
Someone will see us!
472
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,920
- Yeah, so what if
someone sees us?
473
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,800
If you've got an order
for all this water here,
474
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,280
why are you hiding out here?
475
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,440
- He makes a pretty
good point, Frank.
476
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,520
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Frank! What are you doing?
477
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,680
- Everyone out of the van now.
478
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,840
- Go, go, get.
479
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,320
Jesus.
480
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,680
- See?
481
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,600
Whatever this guy's hiding,
it's worth killing for.
482
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,760
You know what?
483
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,360
Maybe he wants to keep all
the water for himself, huh?
484
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,200
- Hey, hey, Frank! Stop!
485
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,440
- Frank, even if that's
true, you still have to share
486
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,160
some of it with us
because our neighbors,
487
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,880
there's elderly
people and families,
488
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,800
and they have kids and
they need that water too.
489
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,160
- What?
490
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,920
I was getting thirsty.
491
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,440
Did you know that you need at
least two liters of water a day?
492
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,600
Three to four when hung over?
493
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,360
[gun banging]
[people screaming]
494
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,000
- Hey, Frank, you want
to die, that's on you.
495
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,760
But you got to give us
the keys so we can get
the fuck out of here!
496
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,840
- What are you talking about?
We have to help people.
497
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,520
- What, you want to walk
towards the gunshots?
498
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,160
Are you fucking stupid?
499
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,680
[Emma slaps]
500
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,960
[gun banging]
- Get down!
501
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,240
[gun bangs]
[thug grunts]
502
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,440
[tense music]
503
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,880
- Can't you call backup?
504
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,440
- Oh, God.
505
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,400
No.
506
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,440
We have to help them.
507
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,760
- Wake the fuck up, blondie.
508
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,520
This is the dark
ages all over again.
509
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,480
- Hey, Jesus, Frank, you don't
need to talk to her like that.
510
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,200
Emma, are you okay?
511
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,200
[gunshots]
[people screaming]
512
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,160
- Okay, listen up, I know
what you're thinking,
513
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,640
but if we open this
door, it's game over.
514
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,600
We're all dead.
515
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,800
These guys, they're
not your neighbors.
516
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,040
They are not your friends.
517
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,880
They are hardened
criminals, heavily armed.
518
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,240
They're the ones who
attack the grocery store.
519
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,320
You can trust me on this:
520
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,680
if these murderers
get through that door,
521
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,840
they won't stop with the van.
522
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,760
They'll use violence.
523
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,760
They will plunder your home.
524
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,600
They are here to
take everything,
525
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,960
everything away from you.
526
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,280
That water stock
527
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,480
is the only thing
keeping us alive.
528
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240
It's our only way out.
529
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,680
[dramatic music]
530
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,280
So I got
one question for
you all.
531
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,440
- What's that, Frank?
532
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,760
- Are you with me?
533
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,160
- Yeah.
534
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,480
Yeah.
535
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,240
- U.S.A..
536
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,040
U.S.A..
537
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,840
Yeah, U.S.A.!
538
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,240
U.S.A.!
539
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,560
U.S.A.!
540
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,240
[all chanting "U-S-A"]
541
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,480
♪ Can you see ♪
542
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,440
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
543
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,840
♪ What so proudly we hail ♪
544
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,080
- U-S-A! U-S-A!
545
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,320
Nah.
546
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,640
It didn't really
happen like that.
547
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,160
We were all scared shitless.
548
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,680
- Let's just get the
fuck out of here.
549
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,240
- Yeah, now we're talking.
550
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,960
[suspenseful music]
551
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,680
-
[Arthur] For once the script
writer of the show had a goodidea.
552
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,440
And yeah, as crazy as it
seems, people freak out within
553
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,960
12 hours without water.
554
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,280
Way more than if the
wifi was gone for good.
555
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,440
Anyways, we forced our
way out from those thugs.
556
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,720
And it was pretty badass.
557
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,560
And now, well, I guess we're
going to drive somewhere safe
558
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,960
out of the city, I hope.
559
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,880
[tires screeching]
560
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,000
Oh, shit!
561
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,040
I totally forgot
about that Steve guy!
562
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,520
I hope someone helps him.
563
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,440
[Steve whimpering]
564
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,320
- [Malika] Frank?
[inner voices chattering]
565
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,720
You okay?
566
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,400
[tense music]
[inner voices chattering]
567
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,840
- [Woman] I love you.
568
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,560
- Frank.
569
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,680
You okay?
570
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,800
Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no!
571
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,760
Look, I know you're in
a lot of pain, okay?
572
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,040
There's no use of
taking that many.
573
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,760
What are you trying
to do? Kill yourself?
574
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,440
[droning music]
575
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,760
- Take the next right.
576
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,800
- Right? No, if we want to
leave the city the fastest way-
577
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,000
- We're not leaving the city.
578
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,640
[tires screeching]
579
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,320
- Oh, fuck!
580
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,840
- Okay, that's enough.
581
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,240
You need to tell me
everything you fucking know.
582
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,640
- What the fuck?
583
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,360
Say something next time
you're going to do that shit!
584
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,400
- Hey, guys, what's going on?
585
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,880
- Drive.
586
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,400
I'm not going until you
tell me what's going on.
587
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,000
- Are you fucking insane?
588
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,480
If we stay here, we're dead.
589
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,520
Drive.
590
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,760
- Malika, answer me!
591
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,280
- Frank doesn't want to
leave the fucking city
592
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,280
and I'm not going anywhere
until he tells us why.
593
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,360
- Alright, let's go. Help
me. Come on, come on!
594
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,880
What the fuck! Drive!
595
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,400
- Frank, do something!
596
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,320
- You're going to get
us all killed, Malika.
597
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,400
- Malika!
598
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,840
- Will you all shut up!
599
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,200
I'm not going until
he tells us the truth.
600
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,680
We need the truth.
601
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,680
- All right.
602
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,840
[engine rumbling]
603
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,320
- So, you going to
spit it out, Frank?
604
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,200
- Frustrating, right?
605
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,600
But aren't you bored with
these middling plot moments
606
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,240
where some big,
lame secret is divulged
607
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,920
in order to reignite the story?
608
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,600
You know what?
609
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,080
I say screw you, you
lazy ass writers.
610
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,640
First, you made me piss
myself, and now this.
611
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:13,120
[electronic music]
[drink bubbling]
612
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,880
[Arthur belches]
613
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,720
Picture this:
614
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,760
a group of nerdy morons,
barely graduated,
615
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,520
in charge of writing a show.
616
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,640
Let's call it "Skal".
617
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,000
Right now, they're working
on the fourth episode,
618
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,720
and no one really has a clue
what the fuck to write next.
619
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,040
And let's be honest, they're
not getting paid enough
620
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,640
to give a shit anyways.
621
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:47,920
- Oh.
622
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,680
[laughs]
623
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,560
Oh, oh.
624
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,880
Guys.
625
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,520
Guys, I've got this.
- No.
626
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,400
No. For the last time, we
should have written a Bible
627
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,680
and an outline.
628
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,360
That's how it's
supposed to be done.
629
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,120
Ben, can we get on that now?
630
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,960
- Just listen-
- But no, Casey.
631
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,560
Because if this keeps going
on, I'm going to get my credit
632
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,480
replaced with Alan Smithy.
633
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,840
- Mark, all the real directors
get to use that credit.
634
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,120
Also, we did pretty amazing
with the first three episodes.
635
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,960
So, just listen.
636
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,800
Okay, what if Frank
says something about
the water shortage?
637
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,200
You know, like that it isn't
just happening in their city.
638
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,000
Oh, that he actually robbed
the grocery store himself.
639
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,400
- Okay.
640
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,320
Alright.
641
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,320
How can you explain that though?
642
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,120
Also, we need to find an idea
as to why the water disappeared.
643
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,080
Just saying.
644
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,440
- Um, okay, well,
645
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,760
because the government will
do anything to help anyone.
646
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,480
Well, Frank knows this.
647
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,800
So, he's just scared.
648
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,800
If he tells the group,
they might just kick
him out of the truck.
649
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,880
But he could actually
kill everyone.
650
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,720
- Ben, what do you think?
651
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,880
Ben?
652
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080
Please, stop that, okay.
653
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,200
Join us this one time.
654
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,440
- Yeah, yeah, that works for me.
655
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,120
I want that episode, the
first draft of it, at least,
656
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,280
ready for 10:00 AM
tomorrow morning.
657
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,640
And Mark.
658
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,320
Sweet little Marky, Mark.
659
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,480
If you speak to me like
that again, I'll fire you.
660
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,920
All right? We clear?
661
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,880
Later, douchers.
662
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,880
- Okay, Mark.
663
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,160
You got this?
664
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,880
Tomorrow. 10:00 AM.
665
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,080
- And that's how you
make an episode longer.
666
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,480
And in the cheapest
way possible.
667
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,040
- [Darren] You going
to spit it out, Frank?
668
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,840
- Frank.
669
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,800
- The water problems,
670
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,760
they don't only
concern the city.
671
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,760
It's the entire country.
672
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,200
- What?
673
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,320
The entire country? How?
674
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,400
Is this some kind
of terrorist attack?
675
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,120
Is it aliens?
676
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,600
Is it the Russians?
677
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,320
- They haven't
figured it out yet.
678
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,520
My orders were clear.
679
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,280
Requisition all the
water stocks left.
680
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,640
Large suppliers, grocery stores,
681
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,480
even the freaking corner mom
and pop shops if necessary.
682
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,520
All of it.
683
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,400
- The government?
684
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,880
What about us?
685
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,440
- They don't have a plan.
686
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,800
It didn't take long
to figure that out.
687
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,880
And I'm,
688
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,360
I'm just,
689
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,480
I need to take care
of my own family.
690
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,920
So, that's what I'm doing.
691
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,280
- Shit.
692
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,440
I knew it!
693
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,840
I knew it from the start.
694
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,600
This guy's just gone rogue.
695
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,080
He wanted to keep all
the water for himself,
696
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,360
that's his big secret.
697
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,560
- Sound familiar, Darren?
698
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,000
- Wow, and to think,
I saved your life.
699
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,120
I even did a stupid
fist bump with you.
700
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,160
Just how much of a fucking
scumbag are you, frank?
701
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,680
- And then what?
702
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,680
What was the plan once
you reached your family?
703
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,040
[Malika grunting]
[van crashing]
704
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,760
- Fuck.
705
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,440
I think we went over something.
706
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,000
- We can't stay here.
- Well, there's a flat tire.
707
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,760
- There.
708
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,840
Go over there.
709
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,680
[tense music]
[wind blowing]
710
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,480
[air hissing]
- Oh, fuck!
711
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,520
What happened?
712
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,800
- We need to change these tires.
713
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,160
- Guess I'm changing tires.
714
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,760
- Arthur, blondie, come here.
715
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,800
- Hey, what about me?
716
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,160
-
[Malika] Darren, you're with me.
717
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,920
- Stop playing around.
718
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,320
Arthur lowers the camera while
Frank hands his handgun to him.
719
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,920
Ever fired a gun before?
720
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,640
No.
721
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,000
I mean, yeah.
722
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,560
Frank's side. Emma
appears confident.
723
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,440
She takes the gun from
Arthur's hands and cocks it.
724
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,400
Emma gives the weapon
back to Arthur.
725
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,280
Arthur is speechless.
726
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,240
Frank gives Emma a gun.
727
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,160
Now, listen to me, you only
shoot if I tell you to.
728
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,600
Got it?
729
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,000
Arthur and Emma nod.
730
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,840
Frank runs to Malika and Darren.
731
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,800
They are working on the tires.
732
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,160
Malika, almost done?
733
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,480
This bolt's a bitch! Why?
734
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:59,000
Frank sees thugs armed
to the teeth heading
straight for the truck.
735
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,720
Frank fires at them.
736
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,120
Cut to black.
737
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,160
Role credits.
738
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,040
- So, Frank is a gangster now?
739
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,080
- Ben, any comments?
740
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,760
- See?
741
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,240
That wasn't so bad, right?
742
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,160
But you know what?
743
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,520
We could have added more sex.
744
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,920
Yeah.
745
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,920
Make sure you add more
sex in the next episode.
746
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,840
- Okay.
747
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,880
We could have Frank
and Malika stress fuck.
748
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,640
- Oh, yeah, sure.
749
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,320
An injured cop and a paramedic.
750
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,120
We could also have Arthur
and Darren doing it.
751
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,560
Yeah, we haven't had any
gay stuff in a long time.
752
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,840
I bet the LGBTQ community
would be very happy.
753
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,800
- That's not how you reach
people, and you know that, Mark.
754
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,840
- Guys, this is brilliant.
755
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,520
Arthur, Darren together.
756
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,880
D on D action.
757
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,160
We're going viral!
758
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,880
You don't understand,
this is amazing!
759
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,320
Okay, you know what?
760
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,720
I should have thought
of this earlier.
761
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,080
You guys write this.
762
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,000
I'm going to go pitch
this to the producers.
763
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,520
We are going viral, kids!
764
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,960
Oh!
765
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,240
Let's do this!
766
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,480
Peace.
767
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,600
- Yeah, I got it.
768
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,280
Tomorrow. 10:00 AM.
769
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,960
- Well, here we are.
770
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,720
One step closer to the
final episode of "Skal".
771
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,200
And sooner or later one
of us is going to die.
772
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,680
That's what we call the
Game of Thrones effect.
773
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,520
Yeah, that's a thing.
774
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:44,520
So, who will the
writers decide to kill?
775
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,320
Could it be Frank?
776
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,680
The lying cop, willing to
do anything for his family?
777
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,320
Or maybe Darren, my
so-called best friend.
778
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,640
That, I wouldn't mind.
779
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,680
[Arthur kicks]
780
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,080
Or it could be Malika.
781
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,120
Or maybe Emma.
782
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,400
My Emma, the love of my life
783
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,280
who doesn't love me back.
784
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,440
[bag zipping]
785
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,600
Oh, goddammit, aren't
you supposed to be
naked in a morgue?
786
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,440
Isn't that a rule or something?
787
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,520
[bag zipping]
788
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,240
Now, that being said,
789
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,960
the writers could totally
decide to kill me off as well.
790
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,960
Me, the hero.
791
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,600
The charismatic man upon
whose shoulders the popularity
792
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,360
of this entire show depends.
793
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,560
You hear that, writers?
794
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,280
Anyways.
795
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,680
You'll find out in the
fifth episode of "Skal".
796
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,320
"Live and Let Die".
797
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,440
Oh wait.
798
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,400
I think that's like a
Bond film or something.
799
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,200
[dramatic music]
800
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,400
[dramatic music continues]
801
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,480
- You ever fire a gun before?
802
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,160
- Yeah.
- Video games?
803
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,200
- Yeah.
804
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,680
[gun clicks]
805
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,120
- All you have to do
is aim and shoot.
806
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,640
[action music]
807
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,000
[door slams]
808
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,240
- Now, listen to me.
809
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,320
You two don't fire
unless I tell you to.
810
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,360
You got it?
811
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,680
How's it coming with that tire?
812
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,040
- This crank sucks.
813
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,600
[tense music]
814
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,920
[gun banging]
815
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,600
- [Malika] Darren, Darren!
816
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800
- Get down!
817
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,920
Hurry up with those tyres!
818
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920
- Darren.
819
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,600
Darren!
820
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,200
[guns banging]
821
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,400
[Frank grunting]
822
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,280
Frank!
823
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,120
Frank!
824
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,920
[Frank grunting]
825
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,840
- What are you doing?
826
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,880
- I'm peace and health dude,
fuck, Frank!
827
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,200
And fuck his van!
828
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,800
- Blondie, you got
to use that shotgun!
829
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,480
- Frank, come on. Put pressure.
830
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
[Frank groans]
831
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,320
[gun banging]
832
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,400
- Hey, they need our help!
833
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,120
- Get the hell away from me!
834
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,960
[Arthur grunts]
[guns firing]
835
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,600
[Arthur grunting]
836
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,520
[shotgun cocks]
[gun bangs]
837
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,200
[Arthur grunts]
838
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,680
- Arthur!
839
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,640
[gun banging]
840
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:15,480
[driving music]
[guns banging]
841
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,440
- Are you fucking kidding me?
842
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,440
I've been dead what,
20 fucking seconds,
843
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,760
and they're already going
at it like fucking rabbits?
844
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,840
No!
845
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,280
We need some rewrites
in this bitch.
846
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,320
Stat!
847
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,840
[film rewinding]
848
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,760
[guns banging]
849
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,680
[Frank grunts]
- [Malika] Frank!
850
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,360
- Get the hell away from me!
851
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,760
[gun bangs]
852
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,360
Arthur!
853
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,280
[Emma thuds]
- No. Hey, hey, hey.
854
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,760
Oh my God, Emma! Emma,
oh my god, oh my god.
855
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,000
Hey, hey, hey, look at me,
look at me, look at me.
856
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,760
Malika, Malika, Malika!
857
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,040
Hey, Malika, no!
- Run! Run!
858
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,440
- Hey, Malika!
859
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,640
Come back!
860
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,800
Emma!
861
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,560
[tense music]
862
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,800
Emma, Emma, look at me,
look at me, look at me.
863
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,200
- Oh, shit!
864
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,760
You're the guy from the videos.
865
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,080
Arthur, right?
866
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,960
Bro, look!
867
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,560
It's Arthur from the videos.
868
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,600
[camera clicks]
869
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:47,840
Sorry for your loss, man.
870
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,360
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
871
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,800
[Emma panting]
[melancholy music]
872
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,920
[tense music]
873
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:23,640
[Arthur yelling]
[gun banging]
874
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,960
[gun thuds]
875
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,920
[melancholy music]
876
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,960
[gentle music]
877
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,120
- So, where were we?
878
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,320
Oh, wait, I know you're
still not having fun.
879
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,560
- Oh, and you are?
880
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,200
Come on, Arthur, I know
you can't stand people.
881
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,320
- Yeah, but I can enjoy a party.
882
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,320
- Yeah, well, 3 million
subs is a lot of people
to pretend not to hate.
883
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,320
- I know.
884
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,880
At this very moment, Emma
got the nosebleed and well,
885
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,240
everything went to shit.
886
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,000
- But that's not the point.
887
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,240
No, the point is
888
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,800
I should have had the
balls to say something
889
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,440
about her banging Darren.
890
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,080
But, you know,
891
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,120
replaying this in my mind,
892
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,680
knowing now what I know
about the water vanishing,
893
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,360
the robberies, the power
outages, everything.
894
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,080
I still wouldn't
have confronted her.
895
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,400
No.
896
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,160
I would've done
something else entirely.
897
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,160
- Yeah, well 3 million
subs is a lot of people
to pretend not to hate.
898
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,960
- Oh, 3 million, hmm?
899
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,120
You're right.
900
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,760
I don't care about
my subscribers.
901
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,360
Hell, I don't care about
anyone in this room.
902
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,640
But, there is one
person I truly care for.
903
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,680
My first subscriber.
904
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,400
[Emma laughs]
905
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,960
Yes.
906
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,480
The one who first
believed in me.
907
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,040
The one I always loved.
908
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,280
You.
909
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,000
- Arthur, don't.
910
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800
What are you doing? Stand up!
911
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,200
- Emma,
912
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,720
I'm willing to put our
friendship on the line tonight
913
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,040
so you can finally understand.
914
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,360
Emma Tyler,
915
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,160
will you marry me?
916
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,440
- This is a joke, right?
917
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,640
This is for one of your videos?
918
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,320
- I swear this isn't
for one of my videos.
919
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,200
- This is real. - You're
serious? You're not joking?
920
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,400
Yes.
- Yes?
921
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,840
- I'll marry you, yes.
922
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,640
I've been waiting for
this moment for so long!
923
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,280
[fans cheering]
[gentle music]
924
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,000
- I'm going to get
you to the hospital.
925
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,800
[tense music]
926
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,840
Fuck, where are the keys?
927
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,240
- Listen, man.
928
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,400
- Fucking listen.
929
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,920
[Emma gasping]
930
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,520
[Emma coughing]
931
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,440
- All right, I'm sorry.
932
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,520
I'm sorry, man.
933
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,640
I know, I fucked up.
934
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,760
I'm a fucking coward, okay?
935
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,120
I was scared, dammit!
936
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,160
I'm still your
best friend, okay?
937
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,160
- My best friend?
938
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,280
My best fucking friend?
939
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,360
I saw you fucking
her behind my back!
940
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,240
You piece of shit!
941
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:44,920
You took her from me
once, and now you took
her from me forever!
942
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,480
It should have been you.
943
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,240
You should have been
the one to die! Not her!
944
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,440
- Yeah, fine.
945
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,720
I'm a selfish piece of shit.
946
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,080
- Yeah, you fucking think?
947
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,640
- And yeah, I wanted to run.
948
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,080
But you can't put
all this on me.
949
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,840
I tried walking away
and you came after me,
950
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,880
she ran after you, she
chose to come after you.
951
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,720
- Arthur!
952
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,440
[gun bangs]
953
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,440
- You're alive because of her.
954
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,520
- Get out.
955
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,280
- Listen, do you-
- Out!
956
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,320
Now!
957
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,240
If I ever see you again,
958
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,520
I'll kill you!
959
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,120
[Arthur crying]
960
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,720
[sombre music]
961
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,640
I know what you're thinking.
962
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,000
I should ask for a rewrite.
963
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,680
To find a way to save Emma.
964
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,840
But the truth is,
965
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,280
from the very beginning,
966
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,240
I've just been sharing
my fantasies with you.
967
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,280
And that's it.
968
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:35,800
This,
969
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,520
right now,
970
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,840
this is real life.
971
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
And there's no rewriting that.
972
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,080
But you know what?
973
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,400
Maybe it's for the best.
974
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,680
Now we can
975
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:56,040
we can all get a break
from the bullshit.
976
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,240
[sombre music continues]
977
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,320
[tense music]
978
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,040
[lighter clicks]
979
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,880
[Arthur coughing]
980
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,320
- [Emma] Here, can you
give me your jacket?
981
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,720
-
[Frank] Get on the ground, kid.
982
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,080
- [Emma] Fuck, there's no water?
983
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,240
-
[Arthur] Get the
hell away from me!
984
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,560
-
[Thug] Sorry for your loss, man.
985
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,000
- [Darren] You're alive
because of her.
986
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,280
-
[Arthur] If I ever
see you again.
987
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,880
You should have been
the one to die, not her!
988
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,360
- [Emma] Arthur!
- [Arthur] I'll kill you.
989
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,600
[Arthur exhales]
990
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,040
[melancholy piano music]
991
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,720
- Hey.
992
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,280
Arthur. That's me, and.
993
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,720
Arthur, that's me.
994
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,800
And.
995
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,480
Fuck.
996
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,680
Arthur.
997
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,880
That's me.
998
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,840
Well, to be honest, I'm having
the worst fucking hangover
999
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,320
of my entire life.
1000
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,840
You know, it's funny, right?
1001
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,880
Every time you scroll
through your newsfeed,
1002
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,360
you read about these
terrible events,
1003
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,200
these disasters, wars, deaths.
1004
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,600
Thousands of deaths.
1005
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,240
Yet, in the end,
1006
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,240
you don't give a fuck.
1007
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,920
Not a single fuck.
1008
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,000
And I mean, after all,
it's to be expected.
1009
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,120
I mean, why should you care
about someone you've never met?
1010
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,400
Someone that lives thousands
and thousands of miles away
1011
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,880
from your little teeny, tiny
fucking first world problems?
1012
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,960
And fuck, you already don't
give a about your neighbours.
1013
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,360
However,
1014
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,080
when reality catches up,
1015
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,960
and some serious shit
goes down in your life,
1016
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,840
it's a whole
different
ball game.
1017
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,640
Fuck it.
1018
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,120
Fuck this. Fuck this!
1019
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,480
The truth is, the only
person I ever wanted to make
1020
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,320
a video for in the
first place is.
1021
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,520
Fuck this. Fuck this.
1022
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,000
- Arthur!
1023
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,640
[tense music]
1024
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,240
[Emma gasps]
1025
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,640
- Malika!
1026
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,920
Malika, no! Malika!
1027
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,440
- Run! Run!
1028
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,960
- [Arthur] Malika! Come back!
1029
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,880
[tense music]
1030
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,000
- Okay, down, down.
[Frank grunting]
1031
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,280
Here, let's take this off.
1032
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,680
- Well,
1033
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,040
it's about time.
1034
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,360
- I need you to light
up the wound, okay?
1035
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,600
[Frank groaning]
1036
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,760
- This is going to hurt.
1037
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,800
You ready?
1038
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,000
[Frank yells]
1039
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,760
I'm sorry.
1040
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,440
[both panting]
1041
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,200
How many kids do you have?
1042
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,840
- Two.
1043
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,160
A boy and a girl.
1044
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,160
- How old?
1045
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,440
- Mike's eight.
1046
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,360
And Olivia's turning 10.
1047
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,720
- My niece turned 13 last month.
1048
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,480
You have a rude
awakening on your hands.
1049
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,720
[both laughing]
- Yeah.
1050
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,880
I know.
1051
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,160
Girls are the worst.
1052
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,360
[wind blowing]
1053
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,880
[dramatic music]
1054
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,680
[dramatic music continues]
1055
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,040
[metal clangs]
1056
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,440
[suspenseful music]
1057
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,520
Hey.
1058
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,840
- What?
- My gun.
1059
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,120
Take it.
1060
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,080
That thing on the back.
1061
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,200
Yeah, right there.
1062
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,200
Yeah, that one.
1063
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,560
- This?
- Yeah.
1064
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,600
Go ahead and pull it.
1065
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,000
[gun clicks]
1066
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,240
Good.
1067
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,320
Now, hold it firmly and aim.
1068
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,960
It's okay.
1069
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,160
Malika.
- Yeah?
1070
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,200
- Careful.
1071
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,160
The trigger's very light.
1072
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,080
- [Malika] Okay.
1073
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,320
- Don't shoot.
1074
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,640
Okay?
1075
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,120
I know you have a gun.
1076
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,520
- Who are you?
1077
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,400
- My name is Nasir.
1078
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,280
I took shelter here.
1079
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,320
What about you?
1080
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:50,640
- We took cover from the storm.
1081
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,600
- Okay.
1082
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,720
Listen, I mean you no harm.
1083
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,760
I'm by myself and
I have no weapon.
1084
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,200
- No weapon?
1085
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,600
Right.
1086
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,200
I'm supposed to just
take your word for it?
1087
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,480
- Okay. Okay.
1088
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,520
I understand.
1089
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,120
So, shine your light on me.
1090
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,240
I will walk forward
with both hands visible.
1091
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,440
[tense music]
1092
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,240
- Malika.
1093
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,760
Malika, look at me.
1094
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,240
Look at me.
1095
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,800
[Malika whimpering]
1096
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,960
Drop the gun.
1097
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,280
[tense music continues]
1098
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,880
- [Thug] Hey, pretty boy.
1099
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,280
You're with me.
1100
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,360
- Okay, sweetie, you
just extend your arms.
1101
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,040
That's it, okay, okay,
you're doing good.
1102
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,680
Want you to just pull this back.
1103
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,960
Pull it back.
1104
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,120
Nicely done.
1105
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,600
Okay, aim right
between the eyes.
1106
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:31,880
Take a deep breath and just
squeeze, squeeze the trigger.
1107
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,760
Squeeze it.
1108
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,080
[gun bangs]
1109
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,080
[all clapping]
1110
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,480
Good job, sweetie!
1111
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,120
Good job! Amazing!
You're really good at this.
1112
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,200
Like a natural born killer.
1113
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,320
That's right.
1114
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,000
Bring in the next one.
1115
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:01,920
[Darren grunts]
1116
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:05,360
- Oh, man.
1117
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,640
[Frank grunting]
1118
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:29,520
- Do you have anything
to disinfect the wounds?
1119
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,840
To sew, bandages, anything?
1120
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,400
- All that's left.
1121
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,760
And sorry, but it's
all I could find.
1122
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,560
- That's okay.
That'll work.
1123
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,720
I'm Malika.
1124
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,880
- This is Frank.
1125
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,040
- I'm Nasir.
1126
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:59,400
[Darren stammering]
[thug mocking]
1127
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,560
- It sounds like he wants
to say something, sweetie.
1128
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,160
You want to hear
what he has to say?
1129
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,240
- No! Go, no!
1130
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,600
Don't kill me, please! Don't!
1131
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,240
I know where
there's
water, okay!
1132
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,120
I know where there's
water and I can show you
1133
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,320
where to find it.
1134
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,400
Just please don't kill me, okay?
1135
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,880
Please.
1136
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,720
- Is he going to get better?
1137
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,320
- With antibiotics
and some rest.
1138
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,400
He's tough.
1139
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,560
I'm sorry.
[Malika crying]
1140
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,880
- Please, don't apologize.
1141
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:47,840
I completely understand.
1142
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,800
- Where are we?
1143
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,400
- The basement of
a community center.
1144
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,200
Now, it's too dangerous.
1145
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,960
I'm afraid we might have
to leave the city soon.
1146
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,760
But with all these new people.
1147
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,880
- You need more supplies.
1148
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,600
More water.
1149
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,120
- And if you just
don't kill me, please,
1150
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,400
I'll tell you.
1151
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:31,640
- Water, guys.
1152
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,000
[soft music]
1153
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,040
- I love you.
1154
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,200
- You want some bread?
1155
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,680
- What?
1156
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,640
- Do you want some bread?
1157
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,440
Hey, do you want some bread?
1158
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,440
I also have water.
1159
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,320
[Darren gulping]
1160
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,080
- Thank you.
1161
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,200
- You're welcome.
1162
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,760
[tense music]
1163
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,040
- Don't be scared.
1164
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,480
Have a seat.
1165
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:20,760
- Is it for me?
1166
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,720
[Darren laughing]
1167
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,520
Thank you so much.
1168
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,840
The steak is awesome.
1169
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,320
[Darren laughs]
1170
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,800
So, you know that I'm not
making this shit up then, right?
1171
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000
You found the van?
1172
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,480
- Yeah.
1173
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:06,840
Yeah, we found the van.
1174
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,040
- Man.
1175
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,280
I thought you weren't
going to believe me.
1176
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,560
It was like out of a
crazy movie or something.
1177
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:17,560
I mean, if only you knew the
whole story behind that water.
1178
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,960
- Yeah, about the water.
1179
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,240
I'd like to hear the
whole story from you.
1180
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,760
'Cause when we got to the van,
1181
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,720
all we found there
1182
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,080
is now on your plate.
1183
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,320
[Darren spits]
1184
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,480
- Fuck!
[Darren vomiting]
1185
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,000
[tense music]
1186
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,040
- Skal.
1187
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,560
[soft guitar strumming]
1188
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,960
♪ Light a fire ♪
1189
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,120
♪ And wait here alone ♪
1190
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,520
- [Julia] Arthur?
1191
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:07,760
Excuse me.
1192
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,200
Is it really you?
1193
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,760
The Arthur?
1194
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,160
I saw you from afar,
and I knew it was you.
1195
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,760
I shouldn't have.
1196
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,480
Well, I'll just
stop bothering you.
1197
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,400
Bye.
1198
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:26,440
- No.
1199
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:28,680
Stay.
1200
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,240
Stay.
1201
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,120
Please.
1202
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,920
And you?
1203
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,920
What's your name?
1204
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,040
- Julia.
1205
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,040
- Julia.
1206
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,280
-
[Julia] Can I ask you something?
1207
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,800
- Go for it.
1208
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:03,080
- In your video, "20 Weird
and Nasty Things About Me";
1209
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,680
is it true?
1210
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:10,240
I mean, really true that you
used to bite your toenails?
1211
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,680
- No, that's just something
I threw in the video
1212
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,640
just to make it
funny, get views.
1213
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:24,600
Why?
1214
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,520
Did you used to do that?
1215
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,360
- No.
1216
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,560
I mean, sort of.
1217
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,000
Of course not.
1218
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,680
It's nasty, right?
1219
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,880
- You totally do.
1220
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,120
Well, I mean, if
we're being honest,
1221
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,320
yeah, I'm just playing with you.
1222
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,200
I used to do it too.
1223
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,120
But I quit when I was in
middle school.
1224
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,000
[Julia laughs]
1225
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,440
- Can I ask you something else?
1226
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,520
- Yeah.
1227
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,560
- The girl in the truck,
1228
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,920
was she a good friend of yours?
1229
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,560
- She was my best friend.
[sniffs]
1230
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,080
[soft music]
1231
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,360
Well,
1232
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,360
here we are.
1233
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,080
Day two of the apocalypse.
1234
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:35,760
And I got nothing left.
1235
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:38,440
No apartment,
1236
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:40,520
no subscribers,
1237
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,200
no friends.
1238
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,400
But I'm alive.
1239
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,600
I'm with a group of
people just like me.
1240
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,400
Fuck.
1241
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,360
When I say that, it almost
sounds like I ended up
1242
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:01,760
in some kind of TV
show or something.
1243
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:06,880
Anyways, now that we
have enough water,
1244
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,960
this Nasir guy is going to try
and lead us out of the city.
1245
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,400
That's all for now, I guess.
1246
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,440
I hope that my family's safe.
1247
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,840
My folks,
1248
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:23,920
my sister,
1249
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:25,720
my little bro.
1250
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,800
So, stay tuned for
the next episode of
1251
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,240
"Arthur Versus the Apocalypse".
1252
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,440
It's a working title.
1253
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,360
-
[Radio] Houston, this is Alpha.
You read me?
1254
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:54,680
This is Commander Johnson.
Do you read me?
1255
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:55,880
Is anybody there?
1256
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,160
What's going on?
1257
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,960
It's as if the Earth's water.
1258
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:06,960
[dramatic music]
[wind blowing]
1259
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,320
[tense music]
1260
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,960
[tense music continues]
1261
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,440
[door creaks]
1262
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,600
[creature growls]
1263
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,880
[tense music continues]
1264
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,840
[Steve growls]
[gun bangs]
1265
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:16,320
[soft music]
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