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[Remi Wolf's "Guerrilla"]
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[phone buzzes]
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- * Okay, ba, ba-boo *
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* Show up to the party,
it's guerrilla *
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* With an itty bitty *
- Morning, handsome.
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So not to be this bitch,
but it is my birthday.
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18, NBD, and I would love
to hang tonight.
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And you don't have to get me
a present or anything,
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but I may have one for you.
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- * Just like my exes, hey *
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* *
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* She the best *
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* She the best
when she move it *
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* Shake it too hard
and she just might lose *
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* Bubblegum,
bubble butt, bubblegum *
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* She the crazy one
going apeshit dumb *
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* Hiding her mind *
- [sighs]
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- * Smoke away depression *
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* Damn that guy,
he keepin' her guessin' *
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* Bolo tie,
why's he making impressions? *
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* Look like her exes *
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* They good, they tight *
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* They pull her under *
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* *
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* It's all right,
right, right, right *
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* Guerrilla, guerrilla *
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* Yo, guerrilla, guerrilla *
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* Whoo, guerrilla, guerrilla *
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* Yeah, uh, guerrilla, bitch *
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* *
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- I don't know
what you're saying that's...
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- * Okay, ba, ba-boo *
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[horn blares]
- Mom!
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- Happy 18th birthday!
- What the fuck?
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- [laughs]
[noisemaker blares]
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- You know that there
are actually houses out there
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that have hallways?
Like, you don't need
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to go through someone's bedroom
to get to the kitchen.
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- [groans]
Sounds boring.
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[noisemaker blares]
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- What is this?
What are you doing?
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- Your father called
this morning,
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and he said he wants to come
for your birthday,
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but I wanted
to check with you first.
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- Oh, my God.
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Mom, you are adorable,
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but don't worry.
He's not coming.
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- No, he called from the road,
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and he said he's gonna get here
right about dinnertime.
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- [sighs]
Okay, sure.
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But I actually have
plans tonight,
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so even if he were coming,
which he's not,
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I wouldn't be here.
- Ooh.
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Where are you going?
What are you doing?
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- Just going to a party
that this guy is throwing.
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I might stop by.
- Hmm.
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This guy. Is it Brodie?
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- [groans]
You know what, Mom?
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- Hmm?
- For my birthday,
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could you just give me
the gift of boundaries?
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- Mm.
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- Even if it's
just for the day.
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- Sure, I'll try anything once.
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I just want to say be careful,
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'cause those cute boys
who know they're cute...
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- Oh, my God, Mom.
- It's trouble.
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Trouble, trouble.
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- Okay, can you go now?
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Boundaries. Go, go, go.
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- Oh, my God.
[alarm rings]
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- Fuck!
We can't keep doing this.
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- Yeah, okay.
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- Really?
- Yup.
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- Oh.
Thanks for understanding.
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- Of course. Have a great day.
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Can't wait to fuck you later.
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- Wait, I'm, like, serious.
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- I know you're serious now,
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just like you were serious
yesterday morning
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and the morning before that.
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I prefer nighttime Julian.
She's fun.
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- Okay, what if Brodie
finds out?
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- Look, it's not like
this is ideal for me either.
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Would it be the worst thing
if we just tell him?
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[door rattles]
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- Since when did
we start locking doors?
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- [groans]
- Noah.
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[knocks on door]
- Hold on.
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- It's an emergency.
- Oh, please.
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[door rattling]
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- I think Mingus
is obsessed with me.
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- Yes, that's usually
what happens
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when a teenager
has sex with someone.
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- But I've been ignoring him
for three weeks now,
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and he still isn't getting it.
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- And by "ignoring him,"
you mean answering him
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with the bare minimum effort
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and sending
the occasional meme?
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- Yes.
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- I think you should tell him
how you feel.
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- Duh, you little bitch.
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I can't tell him today
'cause it's his birthday
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and we have drag wrestling.
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- And you would never do
something so selfish.
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- Shouldn't you be
at work right now?
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- You're right.
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Him not knowing about us
is so much easier.
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- Noah, there's no us
for him to know about.
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We're just fucking.
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And thanks for helping me hide.
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[upbeat percussive music]
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* *
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[rock music playing
on headphones]
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* *
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[drumsticks quietly tapping]
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- Whoo!
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[snapping fingers]
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[laughs]
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I'd throw my panties at you,
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but the school's super weird
about me not wearing underwear.
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- [chuckles]
Fucking prudes.
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- Right?
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I wish I was going to see
y'all perform tonight.
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I feel like I missed
my calling in life:
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groupie.
- Mm.
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You do love giving head.
- I really do.
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- I mean, if you really wanted
to come...
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- No.
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Babysitting is
the least I could do.
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- You mean parenting.
- Right.
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Yeah. What did I say?
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- [laughs]
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- Noah, you got a second?
- Mm-hmm.
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Is everything okay?
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- I'm sorry to be the one
to tell you this,
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but you're
not gonna be making partner.
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Last few months,
your mind has been elsewhere.
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- No, I...
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- You've literally
been Googling pictures
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of Chris Meloni's butt at work,
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but the bottom line is,
you need more billable hours.
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- Look, I'm sorry.
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I-I've been distracted
these past couple months...
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- You don't have to.
I get it.
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And we do care about you here,
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which is why
we're giving you the choice
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to either stay or go.
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[melancholy music]
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* *
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- Did he actually
invite you, though?
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- Yeah,
of course he invited me.
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What? [chuckles]
- Hey, Merc.
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- Hey, Paul. Cute haircut.
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- Do we have to have
this conversation in here?
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- Yes.
- Yes!
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- Okay, so look, he texted me
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about the party at Ghost Fag,
and then he sent me this.
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- Where is that even from?
- "Real Housewives," I think?
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I don't know. I don't watch.
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- How does "she's starting"
equal an invite?
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- Because I told him I wanted
to be with him on my birthday,
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and then he sent me that.
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So it's like,
you know, she's starting.
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Like, we're starting.
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The birthday festivities
are starting.
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I don't know. Fuck you.
- I'm...
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- Before you say anything,
Jake, keep in mind that
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our little Mingus is in love.
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- I'm not in love.
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I just--I had
this insane night with Brodie,
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and we're, like,
really fucking connected.
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And, look, okay,
I'm not delusional.
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I know he's been avoiding me,
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but I really think it's
because of the age difference.
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And 18 is a big fucking number.
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I'm, like, an adult now.
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- Yes, you fucking are,
and no matter what,
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we are gonna give you
the best fucking birthday
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on this planet.
Yes.
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- Yay! Let's get it.
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Vamanos, girlies.
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[upbeat music]
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- [laughs]
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[baby fusses]
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[laughs]
Wow.
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All right, so I'm gonna need
to fuck you.
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[laughs]
- Not in front of the kids.
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- Listen, if there's two things
they need to know...
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one is that even though
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their zaddy
will never admit it,
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they are very fucking good
at makeup...
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- [groans]
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- And two, that their mommy
still gets it in.
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[laughs]
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You're so hot.
[phone buzzes]
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- Mm.
[phone buzzes]
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- [gasps]
Hi, baby daddy.
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- God, I love watching
hot guys build things.
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- That's beautiful, Brodie.
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Did you call
just to tell me that?
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- You're coming tonight, right?
Drag wrestling?
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- Ugh. I wish.
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[in British accent]
I must take care
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of the children again.
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- Oh, they're so cute.
I like them now.
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- How big of you.
Want to come help?
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- Did Shar forgive me
for last time?
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- No, but they're generously
pretending to be over it.
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- Well, if you get bored,
you can come here.
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- Hmm, sure.
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I'll just give the babies
a whiskey-soaked rag
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and hop on over.
- [laughs]
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- Is your birthday boyfriend
coming too?
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- How you know
it's his birthday, you freak?
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- 'Cause I'm his teacher,
freak.
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We have to know
students' birthdays
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so we can
celebrate them in class.
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It makes me very angry
in a very boomer way.
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- Well, he's not my boyfriend,
and he's not coming.
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- Brodie, can you tell
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your hot worker men
to keep it down?
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I'm tutoring.
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- Gotta go.
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- Typical avoidant behavior.
Bye, bitch.
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[baby cries]
He's the worst, I know.
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[gasps]
I know.
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- Okay, I know math
is a scam and you won't
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actually ever use it
as an adult,
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but this one is simple.
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- So X equals 32?
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- Honey, no.
It's 245.4.
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- Oh, wait.
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I think I know
what the problem is.
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I don't give a shit,
and I don't want to be here.
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- Sorry to interrupt.
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[light percussive music]
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* *
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- It's complicated.
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- Then let me simplify it.
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He's a walking
"Love Island" contestant,
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and you live together.
- And he dated my brother.
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- That's kind of hot.
Do you like him?
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- Yeah, but it's messy,
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and not in a way
that sparks joy,
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so I need to Marie Kondo it.
I can say no.
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- Hey.
So I've been thinking about it,
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and I think we should go
on a date tonight.
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- Yes.
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[low rock music]
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* *
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00:11:14,878 --> 00:11:16,499
- Don't worry.
Just breathe.
254
00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,909
You was made for this.
- Thank you.
255
00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,861
You too.
I just...
256
00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,772
it just don't feel like
how it felt.
257
00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:26,054
- Yeah, the stakes were higher
back then, but this is better.
258
00:11:26,096 --> 00:11:27,966
You can play, feel the rush,
259
00:11:28,008 --> 00:11:29,254
and go home
to your perfect life.
260
00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:30,417
- [chuckles]
Yeah.
261
00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:31,539
I don't know
if anybody's ever called
262
00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:33,575
two six-month-old demons
a perfect life.
263
00:11:33,616 --> 00:11:36,940
- Yeah, they have.
Fuck, Shar, you have.
264
00:11:36,982 --> 00:11:38,145
- And you?
265
00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,923
- I mean,
my life's interesting.
266
00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,253
[upbeat rock music playing]
267
00:11:44,294 --> 00:11:45,873
[crowd cheering]
268
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:53,019
* *
269
00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:02,201
- * Calamity in your eyes *
270
00:12:02,242 --> 00:12:04,694
* Depravity by design *
271
00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:06,273
* Rancorous in sight *
272
00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:08,682
* Heinous suck me dry *
273
00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,716
* Oh, calamity in your eyes *
274
00:12:11,757 --> 00:12:14,832
- Knock, knock.
Wow.
275
00:12:14,873 --> 00:12:17,532
Come through.
You look incredible.
276
00:12:17,574 --> 00:12:19,111
- Thank you, Mom.
277
00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:21,105
- I wanted
to give you something.
278
00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:22,809
- Oh.
279
00:12:24,637 --> 00:12:26,590
Thank you.
280
00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:27,753
- [laughs]
281
00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:29,456
- Wow,
you're a talented wrapper.
282
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,282
- Okay. All right.
283
00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:33,902
Don't get too excited.
284
00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:35,813
- [mimics drumroll]
285
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:43,084
Mom, how many times do I have
to tell you I'm not...
286
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,579
- That you're not doing drag.
287
00:12:44,621 --> 00:12:47,613
But it made you so happy,
288
00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,399
and you're so good
at it, honey.
289
00:12:49,441 --> 00:12:50,729
You shouldn't just throw away--
- You know what?
290
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,809
I don't feel
like dinner anymore.
291
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,385
I'm going to the party.
292
00:12:54,426 --> 00:12:58,041
- Mingus, hold on.
293
00:12:58,082 --> 00:13:01,033
Wait. Would you wait a second?
294
00:13:01,074 --> 00:13:03,193
Mingus!
295
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:06,849
Mingus, let me talk to you.
- That's the problem.
296
00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:08,595
You just talk, and you talk,
297
00:13:08,635 --> 00:13:10,007
and you talk,
and you never listen.
298
00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:12,624
- I do listen.
- [laughs]
299
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,996
- What?
300
00:13:14,038 --> 00:13:15,408
- I told you I was done
with drag,
301
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,488
and you got me a wig.
302
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,652
I told you to give me space,
303
00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:18,649
and you followed me
into Ghost Fag.
304
00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:19,770
I told you Dad's not coming,
305
00:13:19,812 --> 00:13:21,225
and you set an extra
fucking plate.
306
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,341
- Sweetie, I'm here for you.
You're hurting.
307
00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:25,920
You went
through a traumatic event.
308
00:13:25,961 --> 00:13:28,205
- Yeah, I know. I was there.
You weren't.
309
00:13:28,247 --> 00:13:30,448
So just live your own life
310
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:31,944
and stop trying to live mine.
311
00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:34,603
Fuck this.
312
00:13:34,645 --> 00:13:41,749
* *
313
00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:44,117
- * Hive *
314
00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:46,735
* You got a mind *
315
00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:49,809
* Hive mind *
316
00:13:49,851 --> 00:13:51,388
* *
317
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:56,374
[crowd cheering]
318
00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:59,365
[opera music]
319
00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:02,938
* *
320
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,850
- [screams]
321
00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:08,464
- Oh, what a move!
And I thought Laveau was a top.
322
00:14:08,506 --> 00:14:09,669
- I've gotta say,
323
00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:12,412
this foreplay
is getting out of hand.
324
00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,658
- [laughs]
325
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,483
[cheers and laughter]
326
00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:21,178
- Meet my twins,
Goldman and Sachs.
327
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,214
They're too big to fail.
328
00:14:23,256 --> 00:14:25,415
[upbeat dance music playing]
329
00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:26,912
- Oh!
330
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:30,028
* *
331
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,980
[cheers and groans]
332
00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:37,880
- [screams]
- Oh, round and round she goes.
333
00:14:37,922 --> 00:14:41,411
[cheers and laughter]
334
00:14:41,453 --> 00:14:45,649
- Yes, that was brutal.
- And hot.
335
00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:48,600
Whoa!
336
00:14:48,641 --> 00:14:53,419
- These two hate each other
in an extremely erotic way.
337
00:14:56,784 --> 00:14:58,197
Oh, I can't look.
338
00:14:58,238 --> 00:15:00,191
- I can't look away.
339
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:07,337
* *
340
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,329
- [laughs]
341
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:14,484
- Happy birthday to me.
342
00:15:23,915 --> 00:15:25,951
[airplane turbines whining]
343
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,655
- I did not mean
to invite everyone
344
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,732
on the Spirit Airlines flight
to Miami.
345
00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:32,432
- That's okay, really.
346
00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:40,036
Actually, that's a United 1543
to New York.
347
00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:41,573
- No way that that's right.
348
00:15:44,191 --> 00:15:46,476
[upbeat percussive music]
349
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,556
- Check the app.
350
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:52,168
* *
351
00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:55,782
- How--what the hell?
352
00:15:55,824 --> 00:16:00,145
[airplane turbines whirring]
353
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,471
Okay, what about that one?
354
00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:06,999
- Mm, that is British Airways
224 nonstop to London.
355
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,119
- Yes.
Jesus, how do you know this?
356
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,739
- [laughs]
I don't know.
357
00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,276
I just love planes.
358
00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:14,603
- Okay, I love
a light-bodied pinot noir,
359
00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,224
but I don't know
the delivery schedule
360
00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:18,259
for the liquor store.
361
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,993
- Look, growing up with Brodie
362
00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,402
was a little bit of a...
- Challenge?
363
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:30,641
- Well, I always felt like
a bit of an afterthought.
364
00:16:30,682 --> 00:16:33,673
But then my mom took us
to Montreal for the weekend,
365
00:16:33,715 --> 00:16:36,333
and I don't really remember
anything about the city,
366
00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,077
but the plane...
367
00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:39,490
I mean, the second
I went on board,
368
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,066
I was just curious
about everything, you know?
369
00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,977
And then they took me
to the cockpit,
370
00:16:44,019 --> 00:16:45,639
and then the captain
let me push a button.
371
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:49,960
And Brodie whined
the whole time, of course,
372
00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:53,450
but I thought it was magic.
373
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:55,860
It sounds stupid,
but for the first time,
374
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:59,059
I didn't feel
like an afterthought.
375
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,305
I've always just wished
376
00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:03,297
that I could do
the same thing for people.
377
00:17:03,338 --> 00:17:07,327
And I've wanted to be
a flight attendant ever since.
378
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,945
Too bad it's a total
pipe dream.
379
00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,897
- It doesn't seem
like a pipe dream to me.
380
00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:14,182
- Well, it is when you have CP.
381
00:17:14,224 --> 00:17:18,088
Hardly any of the programs
accept people like me.
382
00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:22,242
God, I sound so pathetic.
383
00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:28,225
- Hey, there is nothing
pathetic about having a dream,
384
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,635
even if your dream is
serving nuts to drunk people.
385
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:34,541
- [laughs]
386
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:38,114
[crowd cheering]
387
00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:40,981
- And that's why they call her
Fire Crotch, people.
388
00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:43,307
- Well, that and the gonorrhea.
389
00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:46,008
Ring the bell. Let's do this.
[bell dings]
390
00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:48,459
- Oh, my God,
this is so much better
391
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,412
than my lame family dinner.
- [chuckles]
392
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,988
- Thank you for inviting me.
- Mingus, look...
393
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:55,314
- Chill, chill.
Look, I didn't come here
394
00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:58,057
to have a State of the Union
or, like, really about
395
00:17:58,099 --> 00:17:59,262
what we are or whatever, okay?
396
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:02,003
I just wanted to hang out.
Sound good?
397
00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:04,289
- Okay.
- Okay. [laughs]
398
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,158
Jake, Mercury, over here.
399
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,272
- Okay, this definitely beats
400
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:13,138
getting drunk
in someone's garage.
401
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,175
- Brodie,
meet Mercury and Jake.
402
00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:16,214
- Hi.
403
00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:18,415
- We have heard
so much about you.
404
00:18:18,457 --> 00:18:20,327
So much.
- Okay.
405
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,194
- Oh, really? How much?
406
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:24,731
Like, what specifically?
407
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,223
- Ew, why is
Tallulah Andrews here?
408
00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:30,505
- Oh, someone must've
found out about the party,
409
00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:32,749
and now those randos
from our high school are here.
410
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,702
- What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
411
00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:36,945
I hope you don't mind.
412
00:18:36,987 --> 00:18:39,189
- Yeah, you know,
I'll be right back.
413
00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:40,394
- Okay.
414
00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:43,344
[upbeat dance music playing]
415
00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:45,504
* *
416
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:48,038
- Hey.
[baby cries]
417
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,991
[phone buzzes]
418
00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:55,767
Hey,
I know you're in baby land,
419
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,345
and I love and support
that journey,
420
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,547
but I really think you should
come to Ghost Fag tonight.
421
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:01,043
It's so fun.
422
00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:03,286
It's like that show "Glow"
but gayer.
423
00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:05,738
- [gasps]
- Please come.
424
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,771
[babies crying]
425
00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:11,928
[upbeat percussive music]
426
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:17,455
* *
427
00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:20,778
- Fuck, fuck.
[babies crying]
428
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,398
Fuck.
429
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,514
[babies crying]
430
00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:35,943
Okay.
431
00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:38,893
[lullaby music]
432
00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:45,333
* *
433
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,449
[babies crying]
434
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,049
I hate this.
435
00:19:57,090 --> 00:20:00,041
[energetic rock music]
436
00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:02,575
* *
437
00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:04,652
- I mean, look,
I don't know precisely when,
438
00:20:04,694 --> 00:20:06,979
but last weekend,
Marne came home too late,
439
00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:08,600
looking like a mess,
440
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,467
and Amelia took one look at her
and said that she could smell
441
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:13,752
another woman's cunt
on Marne's breath.
442
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:16,286
- Amelia does love a dramatic
use of the word "cunt."
443
00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:17,657
That's why I just cut out
the middleman,
444
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,236
commit to no one.
No offense.
445
00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,396
- Oh, none taken.
I'm good.
446
00:20:21,438 --> 00:20:22,891
I got a girlfriend, two kids,
447
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:25,427
and I still killed it
on stage tonight.
448
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:28,044
- No lies detected.
Now we gotta celebrate.
449
00:20:28,085 --> 00:20:29,747
Where to?
450
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,700
- There's a new bar
a few blocks away
451
00:20:31,741 --> 00:20:34,982
in an abandoned school.
- Mm, Shar?
452
00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:38,099
- That sounds fun,
and as much as I want to,
453
00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:39,345
I need to get home to my fam.
454
00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:41,754
- [groans]
Fine.
455
00:20:41,796 --> 00:20:44,829
Tonight was the best.
I missed you so much.
456
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,114
- I missed you too.
457
00:20:47,156 --> 00:20:50,480
Now go fuck this grad student
who been gay for 12 minutes.
458
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:52,059
- You know me so well.
- Mm-hmm.
459
00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,845
[laughs]
460
00:20:53,887 --> 00:21:00,825
* *
461
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,674
[television playing
indistinctly]
462
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,868
[door bangs]
- Ooh, Ruthie Ru.
463
00:21:14,909 --> 00:21:17,278
[laughs]
464
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,480
You know I don't like to brag,
465
00:21:19,521 --> 00:21:22,222
but I fucking killed it
tonight.
466
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:24,341
I mean, the crowd
was obsessed with us.
467
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:28,038
It was just fire.
- [laughs]
468
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,826
I'm so happy for you, babe.
469
00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:35,351
What's wrong?
- Nothing.
470
00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:37,553
- Ruthie.
- Everything's fine.
471
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,123
Kids are asleep,
little chubsters.
472
00:21:42,165 --> 00:21:44,948
- All right, so you want to
get into bed and watch a movie?
473
00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:47,815
- I think I need to, like,
go work out or something.
474
00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:51,015
I'm feeling wired.
Just, like, in my head.
475
00:21:51,056 --> 00:21:52,676
- All right.
You want to talk about it?
476
00:21:52,718 --> 00:21:56,042
- Um, later.
477
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:58,617
What's the point
of belonging to a 24-hour gym
478
00:21:58,659 --> 00:21:59,947
if you're not
gonna occasionally
479
00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:03,105
go work out at night?
[both laugh]
480
00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:12,079
[disquieting music]
481
00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:19,225
* *
482
00:22:34,514 --> 00:22:35,429
- One fried shrimp po'boy,
483
00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:36,966
one hot sausage po'boy,
484
00:22:37,008 --> 00:22:39,375
two root beers, and some fries.
485
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:40,539
Okay, it doesn't look
like much,
486
00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:41,869
but Greasy's
will knock you flat.
487
00:22:41,911 --> 00:22:43,530
- I bet.
488
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,525
You are gonna look like a snack
489
00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:47,312
in your Spirit Airlines
uniform.
490
00:22:47,353 --> 00:22:49,472
- [laughs]
Spirit?
491
00:22:49,513 --> 00:22:50,470
Wow.
492
00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:52,338
You really think
so little of me?
493
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,333
It's Delta or bust.
- [laughs]
494
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,452
- Jet Blue if I'm desperate.
495
00:22:58,197 --> 00:23:01,105
Okay, your turn.
496
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:03,473
Hopes and dreams.
497
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:06,298
- Uh, let's just say
that I wish I was as passionate
498
00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:08,543
about anything as you are
about your stuff,
499
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:11,284
but unfortunately,
I'm not that lucky.
500
00:23:11,326 --> 00:23:14,275
Being a lawyer is just a job.
- Okay.
501
00:23:14,317 --> 00:23:17,433
It's not your job,
but what's your thing?
502
00:23:17,475 --> 00:23:21,297
- Here you go.
- Oh, where should we sit?
503
00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:25,494
[crowd cheering]
504
00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:29,441
[upbeat music]
505
00:23:29,483 --> 00:23:32,017
- Whoa.
506
00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:35,133
- Whoa, rough start
for Miss Toto.
507
00:23:35,175 --> 00:23:37,626
- Oh, my God, Ruthie. Hey!
508
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:41,198
[crowd cheering]
509
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,190
- Brodie, what the fuck?
Mingus is one thing,
510
00:23:44,232 --> 00:23:46,019
but why the hell
are all my students here?
511
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,805
Also, hi. Happy birthday.
512
00:23:47,847 --> 00:23:49,010
- Oh, thank you.
513
00:23:49,051 --> 00:23:50,298
Yeah, they're all
a bunch of amateurs.
514
00:23:50,339 --> 00:23:52,583
They crashed. You know what?
515
00:23:52,624 --> 00:23:54,536
I'm gonna go see
if they'll let me wrestle.
516
00:23:54,578 --> 00:23:56,655
Excuse me. Sorry.
517
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,649
- Okay, okay, look, look,
I knew you'd be pissed,
518
00:23:58,691 --> 00:23:59,812
and I'm sorry I didn't tell you
519
00:23:59,853 --> 00:24:01,267
the party went
a little "Riverdale,"
520
00:24:01,308 --> 00:24:02,886
but it's because
I knew you wouldn't come.
521
00:24:02,928 --> 00:24:05,795
Look, look,
please just stay, okay?
522
00:24:05,836 --> 00:24:07,208
I just need
to get through the night,
523
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:09,285
and I promise I'll tell them
everything tomorrow.
524
00:24:09,326 --> 00:24:12,276
- Brodie, it's really not
a good look for me to be here.
525
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,434
- They're the ones who crashed.
[crowd cheers]
526
00:24:15,476 --> 00:24:19,132
This is an adult party.
You did nothing wrong.
527
00:24:22,498 --> 00:24:23,577
[laughs]
528
00:24:23,619 --> 00:24:26,527
[crowd cheering]
529
00:24:29,727 --> 00:24:31,887
- That's my girl.
530
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:35,834
- [moaning]
Yeah, baby.
531
00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:37,911
- Come on, give me, baby.
- Yeah.
532
00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:40,030
Look at that ass.
- [moans]
533
00:24:40,072 --> 00:24:42,232
- You ready for this?
- I'm ready.
534
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:45,805
[moaning]
535
00:24:45,847 --> 00:24:47,924
- Fuck.
- [moans]
536
00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:52,744
[phone ringing]
537
00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:55,071
- [groans]
538
00:24:55,112 --> 00:24:56,400
Granny.
539
00:24:56,441 --> 00:24:57,771
- I've decided that
I am too young
540
00:24:57,813 --> 00:24:59,308
and attractive
to be called that.
541
00:24:59,350 --> 00:25:02,009
Are you missing this nonsense
on "Design Build"?
542
00:25:02,051 --> 00:25:03,629
There's a relationship
dissolving
543
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:04,876
over granite countertops.
544
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,155
- Honestly, relatable.
Turning it on now.
545
00:25:09,197 --> 00:25:13,808
Wow, so they're really going
in this "Sopranos" direction?
546
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:15,180
- You can't buy
good taste, honey.
547
00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:17,714
You just can't.
548
00:25:17,756 --> 00:25:19,584
Do you think
they do butt stuff?
549
00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,620
- Of course they do.
550
00:25:21,661 --> 00:25:24,902
- Yeah, I'm getting that vibe.
Is Ruthie around?
551
00:25:24,943 --> 00:25:26,688
- She says
she was going to the gym,
552
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,225
but she's probably out
553
00:25:28,267 --> 00:25:30,594
with your toxic,
bad influence of a son.
554
00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:34,790
- He's not a bad influence.
Who am I kidding?
555
00:25:34,832 --> 00:25:37,366
That would make sense.
He does do that.
556
00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:40,897
- [sighs]
I just...
557
00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:42,725
I just worry Ruthie and I
558
00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:45,010
aren't on the same page
anymore.
559
00:25:45,052 --> 00:25:47,337
- Being on the same page
is for book clubs
560
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,581
and people who actually
pay attention in church.
561
00:25:49,623 --> 00:25:54,400
At least you have some spice
in your relationship.
562
00:25:54,442 --> 00:25:57,142
Oh, Lord, they put in carpets?
563
00:25:57,184 --> 00:25:59,927
Carpets are hardwood floors
with low self-esteem.
564
00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:03,416
- Seriously. Hardwood or bust.
[laughs]
565
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:04,912
- Amen.
566
00:26:06,947 --> 00:26:08,277
- That was way better
than it looked.
567
00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:09,607
- Told you.
568
00:26:09,648 --> 00:26:12,515
[rock music playing faintly]
569
00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:18,581
* *
570
00:26:18,622 --> 00:26:20,451
Sorry, it's just...
571
00:26:20,492 --> 00:26:22,944
it's a small town.
- Yeah.
572
00:26:22,985 --> 00:26:26,974
I guess the glamor of being
someone's dirty little secret
573
00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:31,045
wears off after a while.
- Okay, slow down.
574
00:26:31,087 --> 00:26:34,867
I just don't know if I want
to compromise my relationship
575
00:26:34,909 --> 00:26:37,776
with my brother for someone
that I don't really know.
576
00:26:37,818 --> 00:26:41,682
- We know each other.
- Do we?
577
00:26:43,801 --> 00:26:48,412
- Okay, well, I found out
I didn't make partner today,
578
00:26:48,454 --> 00:26:51,154
and I quit.
579
00:26:51,196 --> 00:26:52,651
- God, I'm sorry.
580
00:26:52,692 --> 00:26:56,639
- It's okay. It's on me.
581
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,090
I just, like, checked out.
You know, I didn't care.
582
00:26:59,132 --> 00:27:01,790
And yeah, I need the money,
but truth be told,
583
00:27:01,832 --> 00:27:03,619
there's only two things that
have made me feel alive
584
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:06,112
since Babylon, and...
585
00:27:06,153 --> 00:27:09,103
one of those things
is very, very bad for me.
586
00:27:09,145 --> 00:27:12,219
- Looking at hot gay people
on Instagram?
587
00:27:12,261 --> 00:27:13,840
- I wish.
588
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,294
Um...
589
00:27:18,161 --> 00:27:22,150
Daddius and I--
we had a lot of fun together.
590
00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:26,013
We partied a lot.
- Okay, so what?
591
00:27:29,919 --> 00:27:32,619
- It's more like
we were tweaking on meth
592
00:27:32,661 --> 00:27:35,278
and fucking
until we passed out.
593
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,020
Look, it sounds a lot scarier
than it actually is, okay?
594
00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:40,389
I...
595
00:27:43,214 --> 00:27:45,333
When Daddius died, I just...
596
00:27:47,618 --> 00:27:51,856
I just wanted to feel just...
597
00:27:51,897 --> 00:27:55,013
the feeling that I felt
when I was with him.
598
00:27:55,055 --> 00:27:58,296
[somber music]
599
00:27:58,338 --> 00:27:59,708
But it took more and more meth
600
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:02,491
just to get a shadow
of that feeling.
601
00:28:05,192 --> 00:28:06,480
You know, when you moved in,
602
00:28:06,522 --> 00:28:08,807
for the first time
in a long time,
603
00:28:08,849 --> 00:28:11,259
I felt seen.
604
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:17,200
And I felt like
if you could see me,
605
00:28:17,241 --> 00:28:20,815
then, um...
[crying]
606
00:28:20,856 --> 00:28:24,637
Then maybe I could just start
to see myself again.
607
00:28:28,335 --> 00:28:31,534
Oh, my God. Um.
608
00:28:31,575 --> 00:28:35,024
Wow, vulnerability overload.
Um.
609
00:28:35,065 --> 00:28:36,436
I feel like
I have no skin left.
610
00:28:36,478 --> 00:28:40,757
Can you say something?
Anything?
611
00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:43,583
- I don't know what to say.
612
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,693
I don't think I can top meth.
613
00:28:56,961 --> 00:29:00,409
- Round three, girlies.
Let's go.
614
00:29:00,451 --> 00:29:02,071
- Wait, he said what?
615
00:29:02,113 --> 00:29:04,772
- To tell him how I feel.
616
00:29:04,813 --> 00:29:07,514
- Wow, what an asshole.
- I know, right?
617
00:29:07,556 --> 00:29:08,844
- Who's an asshole?
618
00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:11,793
- Hey, are they gonna
let you in the ring?
619
00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:14,037
- Uh, yeah.
620
00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:16,031
- I can't believe it.
An unprotected...
621
00:29:16,073 --> 00:29:17,652
- Look, I know things
are weird right now,
622
00:29:17,694 --> 00:29:19,771
but it's all good, okay?
623
00:29:19,812 --> 00:29:22,388
- What things?
Things aren't weird.
624
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,759
- Okay.
625
00:29:23,801 --> 00:29:25,296
I don't need to be here
for this.
626
00:29:25,338 --> 00:29:26,584
- Ruthie?
- Bye.
627
00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:29,493
- Wait.
628
00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,027
- Hey.
- Hi.
629
00:29:34,188 --> 00:29:36,888
- Look, can you just
not lie to me right now?
630
00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:39,505
Like, I'm the last person
you need to lie to, okay?
631
00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:43,203
- I'm not lying.
- Yeah, you are.
632
00:29:43,245 --> 00:29:46,153
[crowd cheering]
633
00:29:48,023 --> 00:29:49,436
- You know,
if you don't want me here,
634
00:29:49,477 --> 00:29:51,139
you can just fucking say it.
635
00:29:51,181 --> 00:29:54,421
[upbeat dance music playing]
636
00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:56,208
* *
637
00:29:56,249 --> 00:29:57,995
- Look at that grip.
638
00:30:00,487 --> 00:30:02,399
- Fuck. I'm sorry.
639
00:30:02,439 --> 00:30:06,594
I'm drunk, um,
640
00:30:06,636 --> 00:30:11,248
but this is important to me,
641
00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:12,827
and you just, like...
642
00:30:15,237 --> 00:30:17,231
You know, sometimes, I feel
like you're the only person
643
00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:20,472
that actually understands me,
you know?
644
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:24,045
And I know this sounds,
like, monumentally stupid,
645
00:30:24,087 --> 00:30:27,327
but I sort of always felt
like fate brought us together
646
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:30,194
or something, you know?
647
00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:33,019
Like, maybe
the worst night of my life
648
00:30:33,061 --> 00:30:35,844
wasn't actually
the worst night of my life.
649
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,872
That is a...
650
00:30:40,913 --> 00:30:44,528
just a fucking dark thing
to say.
651
00:30:44,569 --> 00:30:46,855
- Fuck, Mingus.
- No, no, stop.
652
00:30:46,895 --> 00:30:47,976
It...
653
00:30:50,386 --> 00:30:54,582
Damn it, I'm such an idiot.
654
00:30:54,624 --> 00:30:56,452
- This is why
we suggest our wrestlers
655
00:30:56,493 --> 00:30:57,906
douche before their matches.
656
00:30:57,948 --> 00:30:59,485
- I just wanted you
to have a good birthday.
657
00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:01,728
[bell rings]
658
00:31:01,770 --> 00:31:04,346
- All right, bitches.
Looks like we got somebody
659
00:31:04,388 --> 00:31:07,005
in the audience celebrating
something special tonight.
660
00:31:07,047 --> 00:31:09,540
- Mingus, get on up here.
661
00:31:09,581 --> 00:31:12,572
[crowd cheering]
662
00:31:12,614 --> 00:31:15,190
- Come on, birthday girl.
663
00:31:15,232 --> 00:31:18,430
Bring that pink, crispy,
fresh, little butthole up here.
664
00:31:18,472 --> 00:31:20,134
- [laughs]
665
00:31:20,176 --> 00:31:23,374
Okay, birthday girl,
so you really want to fight?
666
00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:26,117
Got anyone in mind, baby?
667
00:31:26,159 --> 00:31:29,233
- Uh, yeah. Actually, I do.
668
00:31:29,275 --> 00:31:30,314
Him.
669
00:31:30,354 --> 00:31:33,471
[crowd oohing]
670
00:31:39,246 --> 00:31:42,237
- Bumpy, whiskey, puffy,
crunchy.
671
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:44,107
Get in that ring.
672
00:31:44,149 --> 00:31:47,099
[upbeat music playing]
673
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:50,754
* *
674
00:31:50,796 --> 00:31:55,408
- Not me at a party
with booze, drag wrestling,
675
00:31:55,449 --> 00:31:58,274
and our fucking
English teacher.
676
00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,768
[laughter]
Whoo!
677
00:32:02,471 --> 00:32:04,050
- Let's go. Whoo!
678
00:32:04,092 --> 00:32:09,368
- First one to pin the other
for three seconds wins.
679
00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:12,152
- Ring the bell.
Let's do this.
680
00:32:12,194 --> 00:32:13,772
[bell rings]
681
00:32:13,813 --> 00:32:15,060
- Hey.
682
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:17,220
[crowd cheering]
683
00:32:17,262 --> 00:32:18,758
- Come on. Fight me.
684
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:19,755
You fucking coward.
685
00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:24,533
- Okay, Mingus, this is stupid.
686
00:32:26,818 --> 00:32:30,308
Hey, hey, hey.
Look, I don't want to hurt you.
687
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,513
- Too late.
688
00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:39,157
- Hey, I just made a mistake.
689
00:32:39,199 --> 00:32:42,523
- What was the mistake?
Ignoring me?
690
00:32:42,565 --> 00:32:45,016
Fucking me?
Saving my life, huh?
691
00:32:45,057 --> 00:32:46,636
- Hey, hey, hey,
that's not what I meant.
692
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:53,243
- [grunts]
- [grunts]
693
00:32:55,402 --> 00:32:56,774
- So what did you mean, then,
huh?
694
00:32:56,816 --> 00:32:58,768
'Cause you've been
pretty fucking vague.
695
00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:03,255
What does "she's starting"
even mean?
696
00:33:03,297 --> 00:33:06,246
[spacey electronic music]
697
00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:11,648
- One, two, three.
- [laughing]
698
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:15,180
[bell rings]
We have a winner, everybody.
699
00:33:15,221 --> 00:33:18,711
- She is done, finished,
and dead!
700
00:33:18,753 --> 00:33:20,539
- Yeah!
701
00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,201
Whoo!
702
00:33:23,739 --> 00:33:25,317
Let's go!
703
00:33:25,358 --> 00:33:28,474
[upbeat music playing]
704
00:33:28,516 --> 00:33:33,128
* *
705
00:33:33,169 --> 00:33:36,992
[screaming]
706
00:33:37,033 --> 00:33:40,648
[crowd cheering]
707
00:33:40,690 --> 00:33:43,682
[laughs]
708
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:47,836
- * Don't lose me *
709
00:33:47,877 --> 00:33:50,786
[melancholy rock music]
710
00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:52,406
* *
711
00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:56,063
* Don't let go of me yet *
712
00:33:56,104 --> 00:34:00,383
* *
713
00:34:00,425 --> 00:34:03,250
- Not me at a party
with booze,
714
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:07,405
drag wrestling, and our
fucking English teacher.
715
00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:10,687
- * And when you came *
716
00:34:10,729 --> 00:34:15,881
* All of my thoughts
weren't that *
717
00:34:15,922 --> 00:34:18,706
* It goes so slow *
718
00:34:18,747 --> 00:34:24,314
* But it feels like
everything's going so fast *
719
00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:27,971
* And I've never been *
720
00:34:28,012 --> 00:34:32,542
* Loved, like, baby, at all *
721
00:34:32,582 --> 00:34:34,743
- [mouthing words]
722
00:34:34,785 --> 00:34:36,613
[phone chimes]
723
00:34:36,655 --> 00:34:40,975
- * Don't lose me *
724
00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:44,923
* *
725
00:34:44,964 --> 00:34:48,745
* Don't let me go away yet *
726
00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:51,487
* I--I *
727
00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:54,354
* I've never been *
728
00:34:54,395 --> 00:34:59,340
* Loved, like, baby,
the way you know me at all *
729
00:34:59,381 --> 00:35:06,278
* *
730
00:35:09,601 --> 00:35:12,843
- What a fucking shitshow.
731
00:35:12,884 --> 00:35:14,504
So tell me again
how that was easier
732
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:15,668
than just telling Mingus
733
00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:17,163
you didn't want to be
their boyfriend.
734
00:35:24,684 --> 00:35:26,387
- [chuckles]
I couldn't do it.
735
00:35:28,755 --> 00:35:30,667
I just...
736
00:35:31,788 --> 00:35:33,408
Mingus...
737
00:35:35,112 --> 00:35:37,231
Makes me feel like
I'm a good person.
738
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,077
It's kind of sad
how a teenager is the only one
739
00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:51,731
who could look at me
with, like, high regard.
740
00:35:51,772 --> 00:35:54,723
[soft percussive music]
741
00:35:54,763 --> 00:35:57,921
* *
742
00:35:57,963 --> 00:35:59,957
[laughs]
743
00:35:59,999 --> 00:36:02,284
Good thing they figured it out
on their own.
744
00:36:04,652 --> 00:36:06,771
Yeah, I'm a fucking mess.
745
00:36:13,544 --> 00:36:16,992
- Not a total mess.
- [chuckles]
746
00:36:17,033 --> 00:36:23,931
* *
747
00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:29,623
[doorknob clicks open]
748
00:36:29,664 --> 00:36:32,614
[soft music playing]
749
00:36:32,656 --> 00:36:39,760
* *
750
00:36:41,422 --> 00:36:42,627
- Hi.
751
00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:50,521
- Look, I have no experience
with this.
752
00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:52,224
Most of the time,
I'm pretty self-contained,
753
00:36:52,266 --> 00:36:53,263
you know?
754
00:36:53,305 --> 00:36:54,842
I've had to be.
755
00:36:54,884 --> 00:36:59,579
So I don't really know
how to handle messiness.
756
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:02,902
- What are you saying?
757
00:37:02,944 --> 00:37:05,602
- I've slept
with a lot of guys.
758
00:37:05,644 --> 00:37:07,680
I mean, more than
some people would think,
759
00:37:07,721 --> 00:37:12,791
but you're the only man
I've ever woken up with.
760
00:37:14,992 --> 00:37:16,613
And that scares me.
761
00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:27,706
- I have a proposition for you.
762
00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:30,573
- Oh, I can't do meth.
I have a weak constitution.
763
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,858
- [laughs]
You're so dumb.
764
00:37:34,728 --> 00:37:37,013
If you promise to stop saying
765
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:40,004
that each time we have sex
is the last time,
766
00:37:40,046 --> 00:37:42,747
then we don't have to tell
Brodie anything.
767
00:37:45,572 --> 00:37:49,477
- Maybe we don't have
to tell Brodie anything yet.
768
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:52,427
[The Blue's "Games"]
769
00:37:52,468 --> 00:37:55,419
[melancholy music]
770
00:37:55,460 --> 00:38:02,274
* *
771
00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:06,885
- * All the games that
you and I've been playing *
772
00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:09,670
* *
773
00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:13,159
* They don't hit me
quite the same *
774
00:38:13,201 --> 00:38:15,984
* *
775
00:38:16,026 --> 00:38:20,223
* 'Cause all the games that
you and I've been playing *
776
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:22,673
* *
777
00:38:22,715 --> 00:38:26,164
* They don't hit me
quite the same *
778
00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:30,194
* Since you've been gone *
779
00:38:30,235 --> 00:38:33,268
* Baby *
780
00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:36,093
* I feel alive *
781
00:38:36,135 --> 00:38:39,127
* I feel alive *
782
00:38:39,168 --> 00:38:42,907
* Since you've been gone *
783
00:38:42,949 --> 00:38:45,982
* Baby *
784
00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:48,143
* I feel alive *
785
00:38:48,184 --> 00:38:53,253
* *
786
00:38:53,294 --> 00:38:56,867
* Ooh *
787
00:38:56,909 --> 00:38:59,692
* Now, baby, baby, I *
788
00:38:59,734 --> 00:39:03,265
* Oh, ooh *
[phone buzzes]
789
00:39:03,307 --> 00:39:06,174
* Now, baby, baby, I *
790
00:39:06,216 --> 00:39:09,914
* Oh, ooh *
[phone buzzes]
791
00:39:09,954 --> 00:39:16,187
* Now, baby, baby,
I, oh, ooh *
792
00:39:16,228 --> 00:39:22,461
* Now, baby, baby,
I, oh, ooh *
793
00:39:22,502 --> 00:39:28,900
* Now, baby, baby,
I, oh, ooh *
794
00:39:28,942 --> 00:39:30,563
- Fuck.
795
00:39:41,365 --> 00:39:44,065
both: Hi.
796
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:51,669
- [chuckles]
797
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,031
- Wow.
798
00:39:56,073 --> 00:39:59,937
He really never came, huh?
- Hmm.
799
00:40:02,222 --> 00:40:05,836
Did you have fun at the party?
800
00:40:05,878 --> 00:40:07,332
- Um...
801
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:11,985
- You want some cake?
802
00:40:12,027 --> 00:40:16,182
- Yes. Yes, please.
803
00:40:16,223 --> 00:40:18,883
Oh, my God.
[chuckles]
804
00:40:18,924 --> 00:40:23,951
- So what happened?
805
00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:28,730
- Mm, well...
806
00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:30,308
I realized...
807
00:40:32,011 --> 00:40:35,419
I am so my mother's daughter.
808
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:39,781
- Mm, is that a good thing
or a bad thing?
809
00:40:39,823 --> 00:40:41,651
- Depends on the day.
810
00:40:41,693 --> 00:40:44,518
[light sentimental music]
811
00:40:44,558 --> 00:40:46,428
But mostly a good thing.
812
00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:52,079
- Okay.
813
00:40:54,032 --> 00:40:57,023
Happy birthday, Mingus.
814
00:40:57,065 --> 00:41:00,139
- [laughs]
Happy birthday, me.
815
00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:02,923
- [laughs]
816
00:41:02,964 --> 00:41:05,707
- It's really good.
- It is.
817
00:41:08,698 --> 00:41:12,478
[upbeat percussive music]
818
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:19,376
* *
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