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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,544 --> 00:00:08,626 - * Touch me * 2 00:00:08,668 --> 00:00:10,500 * So * 3 00:00:10,542 --> 00:00:13,541 * Touch me now * 4 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:15,707 * I'm in heaven * 5 00:00:15,748 --> 00:00:17,497 * * 6 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,830 [knock at door] 7 00:00:18,871 --> 00:00:20,121 - Almost done. 8 00:00:20,162 --> 00:00:21,954 - Most of the country is in a drought, 9 00:00:21,996 --> 00:00:24,869 and you are literally taking showers for 20 minutes! 10 00:00:27,035 --> 00:00:28,076 - Sorry. 11 00:00:29,284 --> 00:00:30,616 - It's okay. 12 00:00:30,658 --> 00:00:32,865 Solving climate change seems kind of hopeless anyway. 13 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,572 [door creaks] 14 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:41,237 - [muffled] Brodie, I'm leaving. 15 00:00:41,279 --> 00:00:42,445 [muffled laughter] 16 00:00:42,487 --> 00:00:45,443 [upbeat percussive music] 17 00:00:45,485 --> 00:00:52,358 * * 18 00:01:05,477 --> 00:01:07,102 - What in the gay hell? 19 00:01:07,143 --> 00:01:14,057 * * 20 00:01:26,426 --> 00:01:28,260 [inhales deeply] 21 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:32,966 - Hey, I forgot my-- 22 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:37,797 Never mind. 23 00:01:37,839 --> 00:01:41,753 * * 24 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:44,710 [upbeat percussive music] 25 00:01:44,752 --> 00:01:51,125 * * 26 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:54,249 * [trilling vocalizations] * 27 00:01:54,290 --> 00:02:01,204 * * 28 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,575 [soft percussive music] 29 00:02:09,617 --> 00:02:16,781 * * 30 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,609 [message sent whoosh] 31 00:02:34,773 --> 00:02:36,064 [cell phone buzzes] 32 00:02:36,106 --> 00:02:41,187 * * 33 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,603 - [squeals] 34 00:02:46,185 --> 00:02:47,768 Hey, Mom? 35 00:02:48,975 --> 00:02:50,058 - Yeah? 36 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,599 - Have you seen that-- uh, that jacket? 37 00:02:52,641 --> 00:02:54,099 It was--it was just here. 38 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:55,806 The--the hot one. 39 00:02:55,847 --> 00:02:59,596 - Um, I think so. 40 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:04,718 - Oh, yes. Thank you. 41 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,967 Gimme. - You mean myjacket? 42 00:03:07,009 --> 00:03:09,092 - Yes. Can I borrow it? 43 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:11,466 - Hmm. What's the occasion? 44 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:13,091 - Nothing. Come on. 45 00:03:13,131 --> 00:03:14,173 Gimme. - Tell me. Tell me. 46 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:15,297 [cell phone buzzes] - Stop. 47 00:03:15,339 --> 00:03:16,339 - [chuckles] 48 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,419 Who are you texting? 49 00:03:22,461 --> 00:03:25,210 It looks like someone just peed in your Cheerios. 50 00:03:25,251 --> 00:03:26,168 - No one. 51 00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:28,708 Thank you. - Fine. 52 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,916 I know, we share everything. 53 00:03:33,374 --> 00:03:37,330 I kind of miss you borrowing my clothes for your looks. 54 00:03:37,372 --> 00:03:39,746 You remember that, uh, slip nightgown? 55 00:03:39,788 --> 00:03:42,119 It was so "Romy and Michele." 56 00:03:42,161 --> 00:03:43,619 - Mm, yeah. 57 00:03:44,577 --> 00:03:46,201 A-buh-buh. Mom! 58 00:03:46,242 --> 00:03:47,576 - What? Come on. 59 00:03:47,617 --> 00:03:49,575 I didn't even look. 60 00:03:49,617 --> 00:03:50,866 - Okay, I gotta go. 61 00:03:50,908 --> 00:03:52,366 I'm already running late, 62 00:03:52,407 --> 00:03:54,239 and my friend's waiting for me, so I'll see you later. 63 00:03:54,281 --> 00:03:57,030 - Okay. Well, I'm heading out. Why don't I drop you off? 64 00:03:57,072 --> 00:03:59,737 - I am not going anywhere with you in that. 65 00:03:59,779 --> 00:04:02,527 You look like "Emily in Paris." 66 00:04:02,569 --> 00:04:03,944 - Don't be jealous. 67 00:04:03,985 --> 00:04:06,193 - I'm not. - [chuckling] Okay. 68 00:04:06,234 --> 00:04:07,525 Why don't I drop you off? 69 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,399 - [groans softly] 70 00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:10,691 Okay, fine. 71 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:12,066 Fine. Let's go. 72 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:14,648 Chop-chop! 73 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:17,813 - Excuse me. 74 00:04:17,854 --> 00:04:19,270 We were promised brunch, 75 00:04:19,312 --> 00:04:21,478 not an opportunity to do manual labor for you. 76 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,936 - [chuckles] Well, I thought it'd be a good group activity. 77 00:04:23,977 --> 00:04:27,351 We can snack and talk and clean. 78 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,391 Fun. 79 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:29,558 - In the name of feminism, 80 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,265 I will not be mopping up your cum cave. 81 00:04:31,307 --> 00:04:33,723 [muffled moaning] 82 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:35,223 Speaking of, 83 00:04:35,264 --> 00:04:36,513 glad someone's getting something to eat this morning. 84 00:04:36,555 --> 00:04:37,596 - [chuckles] 85 00:04:37,638 --> 00:04:39,012 Brodie, call us old-fashioned, 86 00:04:39,054 --> 00:04:41,678 but can you have people fuck after the babies leave? 87 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,886 [door opens] 88 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:47,759 [laughter] 89 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,674 - Sorry for the show. [chuckles] 90 00:04:50,716 --> 00:04:51,965 Gotta keep sucking this dick 91 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:53,507 as much as possible before tomorrow, 92 00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:56,422 when this little Cinderella turns into an unpaid pumpkin. 93 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,755 - Not my choice. 94 00:05:01,461 --> 00:05:03,002 - Good morning. - Morning. 95 00:05:03,044 --> 00:05:07,250 - Okay, so I think we are due for a night off of Ghost Fag. 96 00:05:07,292 --> 00:05:08,917 Every weekend is a lot. 97 00:05:08,958 --> 00:05:10,957 - Yeah, I think I need a break from being gay. 98 00:05:10,999 --> 00:05:13,081 - Wow, so the one night you want to cancel Ghost Fag 99 00:05:13,123 --> 00:05:15,247 just so happens to be the same night 100 00:05:15,289 --> 00:05:17,079 designed to give people with disabilities 101 00:05:17,121 --> 00:05:18,829 an accessible place to hang and fuck, like? 102 00:05:18,871 --> 00:05:21,328 - I mean, they've waited this long. 103 00:05:21,369 --> 00:05:23,452 What's one more night? 104 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:24,701 I'm kidding. 105 00:05:24,743 --> 00:05:27,284 I'm just tired, and I want my space back. 106 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:28,825 - What about you, Julian? 107 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:30,158 Don't you want to hang with your fellow crips? 108 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,157 - Marvin, you literally refuse to be my friend. 109 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,072 - And now you see why. [laughter] 110 00:05:34,114 --> 00:05:36,988 Look, the party's happening, okay? Press are coming. 111 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:40,653 - Oh, the real reason for your altruism. Wow. 112 00:05:40,695 --> 00:05:42,319 - As much as I would love to fuck Shar 113 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,651 while being interviewed for some straight girl's podcast, 114 00:05:44,693 --> 00:05:45,942 it's our anniversary. 115 00:05:45,984 --> 00:05:48,608 all: Aww. - Yeah. Brunch, babe? 116 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:49,608 - Yes, but first, I'm gonna 117 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:50,608 need you to pose with the babies. 118 00:05:50,649 --> 00:05:52,315 They look so cute right now. 119 00:05:52,356 --> 00:05:54,023 - Mm. 120 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:56,022 [camera shutter clicks] 121 00:05:56,063 --> 00:05:58,313 Aww. Our first family photo. 122 00:05:58,354 --> 00:06:01,020 - Family? Since when? You can't even tell them apart. 123 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,519 [chuckling] 124 00:06:02,561 --> 00:06:05,768 - Well, first of all, they look like two identical blobs. 125 00:06:05,809 --> 00:06:07,850 And secondly, maybe I would be able to tell which one 126 00:06:07,892 --> 00:06:10,474 is which if you invited me over to hang sometime. 127 00:06:10,515 --> 00:06:11,848 - Seriously? 128 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:13,848 You've expressed zero interest, Brodie. 129 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,179 W-which is fine, obviously. 130 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:20,137 - Maybe I'm becoming daddy-curious. 131 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,303 - [chuckles] Yeah, for the next five minutes, 132 00:06:22,344 --> 00:06:24,385 until you're distracted by a literal daddy. 133 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:25,967 [all chuckling] - Ooh, drag him. 134 00:06:26,009 --> 00:06:27,759 [laughter] 135 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,299 Come on, Ruthie. Let's go face-fuck some pancakes. 136 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:33,964 - Yay. All my favorite old people in one place. 137 00:06:34,006 --> 00:06:36,422 - Ah, Mingus, so glad you could make it. 138 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,212 - Ooh, chocolate chip. 139 00:06:38,254 --> 00:06:40,462 Grab a muffin and a broom. 140 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:42,045 - Yes, sir. Reporting for duty. 141 00:06:42,085 --> 00:06:45,001 - Glad I'm missing, uh, whatever this is. 142 00:06:45,043 --> 00:06:47,125 [playful music] 143 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,833 - Um, Marvin, about the crip rave, 144 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,166 do you have to have sex, like, in front of everyone, 145 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:52,415 or is it just-- 146 00:06:52,457 --> 00:06:53,497 - Yep. 147 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:54,913 It's mandatory you get railed 148 00:06:54,955 --> 00:06:57,079 by every single person in the room. 149 00:06:57,121 --> 00:06:58,579 Afterwards, 150 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,661 they won't know if that limp is from the CP or the orgy. 151 00:07:00,703 --> 00:07:02,994 - Delightful. I'll do snacks. 152 00:07:03,036 --> 00:07:03,993 - [chuckles] 153 00:07:04,035 --> 00:07:08,783 * * 154 00:07:08,824 --> 00:07:11,032 - Hey, you okay, J? 155 00:07:11,073 --> 00:07:12,573 - Yeah. 156 00:07:12,614 --> 00:07:13,822 I feel like I'm gonna pull an Ephron 157 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:16,447 and be the "Wallflower at the Orgy" tonight. 158 00:07:16,488 --> 00:07:18,362 - What are you talking about? 159 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:21,610 You recently got arrested for blowing a rando in public. 160 00:07:21,652 --> 00:07:23,402 - Okay, that was an enclosed space, 161 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:25,859 and no one was watching. 162 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:30,107 How's it gonna be, being at a sex party with Noah? 163 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,606 - It'll be fine. 164 00:07:31,648 --> 00:07:34,731 I mean, I'm over it. 165 00:07:34,772 --> 00:07:36,438 But what about you, hm? 166 00:07:36,479 --> 00:07:38,645 I know you're anti-sex party, 167 00:07:38,687 --> 00:07:40,894 but are you anti-dating? 168 00:07:40,936 --> 00:07:44,143 - No. I'm not anti, I just, um-- 169 00:07:44,184 --> 00:07:46,933 I've never been in a relationship, and, uh, 170 00:07:46,975 --> 00:07:49,682 they just seem like this complicated intrusion 171 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:51,557 on a person's otherwise happy life. 172 00:07:51,599 --> 00:07:53,180 - Mm, yeah. 173 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:56,597 I mean, they canbe complicated. 174 00:07:56,637 --> 00:08:00,344 You know? but they can also feel like 175 00:08:00,386 --> 00:08:03,427 a warm sweater for your heart... 176 00:08:03,468 --> 00:08:04,593 and penis. 177 00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:06,342 - [scoffs] 178 00:08:06,384 --> 00:08:07,758 Whatever. 179 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,382 The point is, is that I like things the way they are. 180 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:11,756 Okay? 181 00:08:11,798 --> 00:08:14,006 ["Less and Less" by Jennifer O'Connor] 182 00:08:14,047 --> 00:08:17,421 - * It's looking more and more and more * 183 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:19,837 * Like less and less * 184 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,168 [music playing quietly] 185 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,876 * Affectations making the front page * 186 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:26,750 - Oh--you're gonna want to make sure 187 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:28,457 that glory hole is the right height. 188 00:08:28,499 --> 00:08:30,456 My friend, Benny, really hurt his back 189 00:08:30,498 --> 00:08:32,415 crouching down into one. 190 00:08:32,456 --> 00:08:34,289 - Mom, what are you doing here? 191 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:36,246 - Da fuck? We got people's moms in this bitch? 192 00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:37,495 - Um, hi. 193 00:08:37,537 --> 00:08:39,786 I know we're breaking, like, 50 laws 194 00:08:39,828 --> 00:08:42,535 using this as an event space, but please don't tell on us. 195 00:08:42,577 --> 00:08:44,576 - Did we kidnap your child? Because you can have them back. 196 00:08:44,617 --> 00:08:46,075 [laughter] 197 00:08:46,117 --> 00:08:48,533 - Mom, I repeat, what are you doing here? 198 00:08:48,575 --> 00:08:50,740 - I just came to give you your lipstick. 199 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:51,906 You left it in the car. 200 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:52,989 - Not mine. 201 00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:58,237 - Well, anyway, hi, everyone. 202 00:08:58,279 --> 00:08:59,528 My name is Judy. 203 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:02,318 - Whoo! 204 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,152 [laughing] 205 00:09:04,192 --> 00:09:05,526 - Oh, can I do the honors? 206 00:09:05,568 --> 00:09:08,108 Uh, Brodie, this is Mingus' mom. 207 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:09,982 Uh, Judy, was it? 208 00:09:11,773 --> 00:09:15,938 - Brodie, Mingus has told me so much about you. 209 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:19,103 And by "so much" I mean he's been really cagey, 210 00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:20,145 and now I see why, 211 00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:22,394 because you're a lot older than him, 212 00:09:22,435 --> 00:09:23,560 aren't you? 213 00:09:23,601 --> 00:09:26,600 - Oop. - I-I mean, I'm not judging. 214 00:09:26,642 --> 00:09:30,598 I was just, um, taking in the information. 215 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,305 - We're just friends. - [coughs] 216 00:09:32,347 --> 00:09:33,847 - Mom, can you stop, please? 217 00:09:33,888 --> 00:09:35,680 - I'm Marvin. - Hi, Marvin. 218 00:09:35,721 --> 00:09:38,053 - [chuckles] One of the geniuses behind this here, 219 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:42,052 you know, crip rave extravaganza/sex party. 220 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,383 - Oh, wow. 221 00:09:46,425 --> 00:09:48,715 An inclusive orgy. 222 00:09:48,757 --> 00:09:52,047 This generation really is gonna change the fucking world. 223 00:09:52,089 --> 00:09:56,379 It just sucks that the poppers today are so shitty. 224 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,711 - That's what I've been saying. 225 00:09:57,753 --> 00:10:00,169 Where are the fucking standards? 226 00:10:00,211 --> 00:10:02,626 - Right? Right? [laughs] 227 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,042 It's, like, a knockoff of a knockoff. 228 00:10:05,084 --> 00:10:08,457 Oh, my God. I sound like the older guys I dated. 229 00:10:08,499 --> 00:10:10,498 - Oh, my God. Mom, can you stop please? 230 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:11,623 Like, this cool mom routine you're doing 231 00:10:11,665 --> 00:10:13,122 is fucking embarrassing. 232 00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:15,913 [tense music] 233 00:10:15,954 --> 00:10:22,284 * * 234 00:10:22,326 --> 00:10:25,367 - Okay! I fucked up! 235 00:10:25,409 --> 00:10:27,741 Where are you going? 236 00:10:27,783 --> 00:10:29,532 Mingus! 237 00:10:29,573 --> 00:10:32,364 * * 238 00:10:32,406 --> 00:10:36,029 * * 239 00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:39,820 - Don't just say she's a rich bitch or a slut. 240 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:42,026 Let's try and go deeper than that. 241 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,984 Really ask yourself, 242 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:48,357 what kind of titties would my drag persona have? 243 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:52,980 Big, wild, natural ones or hard-as-a-rock fake ones 244 00:10:53,022 --> 00:10:55,979 you got done on the cheap in Mexico? 245 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,687 It's called character building, y'all. 246 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,976 Wishful thinking, Skyler. 247 00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:04,517 - You're right. I got greedy. 248 00:11:04,558 --> 00:11:06,683 - Uh-huh, and you cleaning that up too. 249 00:11:08,182 --> 00:11:10,390 Look who fucking came back. 250 00:11:11,681 --> 00:11:13,263 You ready to play, Chicky? 251 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,680 - Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 252 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:18,552 - All right. 253 00:11:21,219 --> 00:11:23,134 [baby cooing] 254 00:11:23,176 --> 00:11:25,925 - Why are we so dressed up? 255 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,966 Are we going to an "Eyes Wide Shut" 256 00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:29,798 masquerade ball/orgy? 257 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:32,422 - [scoffs] You know it has to be a surprise. 258 00:11:32,464 --> 00:11:33,505 It's tradition. 259 00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:34,754 [cell phone buzzes] 260 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:38,836 Oh, shit. 261 00:11:38,878 --> 00:11:41,627 Brenda just texted saying she has quote, unquote 262 00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:44,667 "martini poisoning" and can't babysit tonight. 263 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,333 - [groans] No. - I guess-- 264 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,123 I guess I'll start canceling. 265 00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:50,665 - Canceling? 266 00:11:50,706 --> 00:11:53,330 Uh, no, bitch. It's our anniversary. 267 00:11:53,372 --> 00:11:54,704 We're going out. 268 00:11:54,746 --> 00:11:56,204 - But there is no one that can watch them 269 00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:57,453 with this short notice. 270 00:11:57,495 --> 00:12:00,452 [playful music] 271 00:12:00,494 --> 00:12:02,493 * * 272 00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:03,951 - You know, I just want the record to show 273 00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:06,908 that I'm here, bravely abandoning my baby, Ghost Fag, 274 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,573 to help with my other babies, and for that, 275 00:12:08,615 --> 00:12:10,281 Uncle Daddy's a hero. 276 00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:12,530 - They are not your babies, bitch. 277 00:12:12,572 --> 00:12:14,946 - What Shar means is that, eventually, 278 00:12:14,987 --> 00:12:16,196 we should talk about the role you want to play 279 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:18,070 in our children's lives, 280 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,985 but for now, just don't kill 'em, okay? 281 00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:21,901 - Sorry. Ali's texted me eight times 282 00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:23,275 since I walked through the door. 283 00:12:23,317 --> 00:12:25,108 - Oh, this is promising. 284 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,233 You can't even do one thing at a time. 285 00:12:27,274 --> 00:12:29,648 - Ah, give him a break, Shar. He could be our Mary Poppers. 286 00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:30,940 - The most important thing to remember 287 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:33,022 is they have to be down by 7:00. 288 00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:35,229 If you miss that window, you've summoned Satan. 289 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:37,937 They'll scream all night, and it'll be hell for all of us. 290 00:12:37,978 --> 00:12:39,977 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 7:30 p.m. Got it. 291 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,267 - I said 7:00. 292 00:12:42,309 --> 00:12:44,892 Mm. Hilarious. 293 00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:54,429 - Admiral's Plantation. Wow. 294 00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:56,179 Is this your problematic fav or something? 295 00:12:56,221 --> 00:12:57,678 - It's a NOLA institution. 296 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,427 The food is supposed to be incredible. 297 00:12:59,469 --> 00:13:02,717 Plus, it's fun to act bougie and privileged for one night. 298 00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:05,133 Let's have the confidence of mediocre, 299 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,882 straight white men. 300 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:09,381 - Confidence isn't really an issue for me, babe. 301 00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:11,922 But sure, I'll give it a try. - [chuckles] 302 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:13,047 [babies scream-crying] 303 00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:15,378 - [humming] 304 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,295 Uh, Flo, Jett, why are you acting 305 00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:18,795 like two circuit gays in front of a plate of carbs? 306 00:13:18,835 --> 00:13:22,001 Just drink the milk. [both scream-crying] 307 00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:24,334 Okay. Um, fine. 308 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,208 Shh. Fine. 309 00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:27,707 Um, how about we take a selfie? 310 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:30,830 Come on. Help Daddy show Noah that he's a recovering, 311 00:13:30,872 --> 00:13:32,205 responsible fuckboy, okay? 312 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,746 Hey, look, look. Hi! Hi! 313 00:13:34,788 --> 00:13:36,412 Yeah. Oh, yeah. [camera shutter clicks] 314 00:13:36,453 --> 00:13:37,952 Oh! 315 00:13:37,994 --> 00:13:40,243 Oh, wow. Here. Yeah. 316 00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:42,451 [both scream-crying] 317 00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:44,200 Remind me to teach you your angles. 318 00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:55,653 - What does one wear to a sex party? 319 00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:58,569 And why is there a sex swing in my room? 320 00:13:58,611 --> 00:14:00,485 - Marvin wanted to make room for the Hoyer lifts. 321 00:14:00,526 --> 00:14:02,817 Also, I'm gonna have to see some of these outfit options 322 00:14:02,859 --> 00:14:05,067 on you to know for sure. 323 00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:08,066 - Don't look. 324 00:14:08,106 --> 00:14:11,022 [slow sensuous music] 325 00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:18,227 * * 326 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,101 Ta-da. 327 00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:25,224 - Only you could pull off a button-down at a sex rave. 328 00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:26,724 Here, let me. 329 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,140 - Oh, thank you. 330 00:14:29,182 --> 00:14:34,637 * * 331 00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:39,011 - Actually, leave the top few unbuttoned. 332 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,843 Well, what are you gonna wear? 333 00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:43,300 - Very little. 334 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:47,548 Marvin guilted me into being a go-go dancer, so. 335 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,006 - Wow. How nice for everyone. 336 00:14:50,048 --> 00:14:52,671 - [chuckles] Would you tip me? 337 00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:54,587 - Mm-hmm. 338 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,253 * * 339 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,044 Ugh, that's it. Okay? 340 00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:00,127 You need to stop being all "Temptation Island" with me, 341 00:15:00,168 --> 00:15:02,334 because Brodie is my brother, 342 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,167 and it's too incestuous, 343 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,333 even for gay guys. 344 00:15:06,374 --> 00:15:09,289 [funky music] 345 00:15:09,331 --> 00:15:11,955 [chatter and cheers] 346 00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:19,036 * * 347 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:24,241 [cheers and whistles] 348 00:15:24,283 --> 00:15:25,866 - * Be my man * 349 00:15:25,907 --> 00:15:28,531 [cash register ringing] 350 00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:31,155 [cheers] 351 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:34,237 [music turning down] 352 00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:36,944 - What up, sluts? [laughs] 353 00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,652 [cheers and applause] 354 00:15:38,694 --> 00:15:41,610 I know you're all dying to tear each other's clothes off 355 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,774 or have your attendant take them off for you, 356 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:45,482 but I want to remind everyone 357 00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:48,398 that we're not just fucking for fun, okay? 358 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,356 We're fucking for charity. 359 00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:51,646 [cheers and applause] 360 00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:54,812 All proceeds go to local disabled orgs 361 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,769 whose founders I haven't called racist on Twitter. 362 00:15:56,811 --> 00:15:58,102 [laughter] 363 00:15:58,144 --> 00:15:59,852 Oh, and if you want to take photos, fine. 364 00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:02,850 Whatever. Just remember: consent. 365 00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:06,682 Okay? And don't forget to use the hashtag... 366 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:08,056 "fuck disabled people"? 367 00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:09,472 [laughter] Ali. 368 00:16:09,514 --> 00:16:10,805 When I asked you to come up with a catchy hashtag, 369 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:13,596 I thought it was gonna be something empowering, 370 00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:15,053 not offensive. 371 00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:16,803 - It's both. Like you, honey. 372 00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:17,969 [laughter] 373 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,260 - [chuckles and inhales] Look, y'all. 374 00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:20,926 Go have fun, all right? [cheers and applause] 375 00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:22,301 * * 376 00:16:22,342 --> 00:16:23,592 - * Be my man * 377 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,841 - Recently, I turned 50, 378 00:16:25,883 --> 00:16:29,131 and, well, it sucked. 379 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,088 Gay 50 is straight 70, 380 00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:34,212 and it's like suddenly, you're invisible. 381 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,752 And it's really hard not to internalize that. 382 00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:43,000 But I'm here because I refuse to be erased, 383 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,999 and more importantly, 384 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,206 I refuse to erase myself. 385 00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:51,122 For me, drag is an act of defiance. 386 00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:54,287 [all snapping] 387 00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:59,326 - All right, Mingus, you next. 388 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:00,326 - Oh. 389 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,158 Well, hello. 390 00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:07,656 I'm Mingus. 391 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:11,196 And gee, uh, 392 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,529 I'm here because I like drag. 393 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:21,984 And I really need to work on my sewing. 394 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:27,273 So just a little bit about me. 395 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,689 - Mm-hmm. [scattered snapping] 396 00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:36,394 - Thank you, thank you. 397 00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,810 - On that note, let's take a break. 398 00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:41,767 [thumping dance music] 399 00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,766 * * 400 00:17:43,808 --> 00:17:45,099 - Come on, people. 401 00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:47,681 I didn't order these custom-made glory holes 402 00:17:47,722 --> 00:17:50,305 for this middle school dance bullshit. 403 00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:52,096 All right? It's time for us to come together. 404 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,470 Literally. Grab some genitals. 405 00:17:54,512 --> 00:17:56,594 Let's go, let's go! Damn. 406 00:17:56,636 --> 00:17:59,343 * * 407 00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:01,675 - Hey, where are the straws? 408 00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:03,425 - I didn't get any. 409 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:06,257 It's bad for the environment? 410 00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,089 - It didn't occur to you that some of us need straws 411 00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:09,297 to eat or drink? 412 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,713 - Oh, I'm-- I'm really, really sorry. 413 00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:14,878 I'm actually not usually this bad at being disabled. 414 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:22,000 * * 415 00:18:25,165 --> 00:18:26,289 Let me guess. 416 00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:29,039 Your disability is a... 417 00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:30,913 shellfish allergy? 418 00:18:30,955 --> 00:18:35,869 * * 419 00:18:35,911 --> 00:18:37,494 - [mouthing words] 420 00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:44,449 * * 421 00:18:48,031 --> 00:18:48,989 - I'm Julian. 422 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:54,736 * * 423 00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:56,568 [chuckles] 424 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:59,442 Well, what gave it away, huh? The seafood tower? 425 00:18:59,484 --> 00:19:03,941 * * 426 00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:06,190 Oh, right. 427 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,106 That makes sense. 428 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,728 * * 429 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,353 Oh. Oh, no, no. I-I can't. 430 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:18,893 I, um, I--I need to stay here and, um, not have sex with you. 431 00:19:18,935 --> 00:19:26,057 * * 432 00:19:28,389 --> 00:19:29,514 - [mouths words] 433 00:19:29,555 --> 00:19:34,262 * * 434 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,969 - Honey, why are you giving me "Go-go Boy, Interrupted"? 435 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,385 - I'm fine. 436 00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:40,717 - Huh. 437 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:43,757 * * 438 00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:45,839 Oh, hell no. 439 00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:48,297 - What? - You and Julian? 440 00:19:48,339 --> 00:19:51,088 You out here making puppy eyes at that one-man goof troop? 441 00:19:51,129 --> 00:19:52,836 - No, I'm not. 442 00:19:52,878 --> 00:19:54,878 - Oh, I get it. 443 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,543 It's not safe to discuss in public. 444 00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:59,709 Well, why don't we go get a private room, 445 00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:01,875 while you give me a lap dance? 446 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,874 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 447 00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:06,123 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 448 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:09,205 [indistinct chatter] 449 00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:12,204 [soft classical music playing] 450 00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:13,662 - I hope you enjoyed your soup. 451 00:20:13,703 --> 00:20:15,744 The turtles are local. 452 00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:19,909 - Wait, wait. Did I just eat literal turtle? 453 00:20:19,951 --> 00:20:21,450 Because that would be amazing. 454 00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:22,574 Uh, fuck turtles. 455 00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:23,699 They're so slow. They deserve to be eaten. 456 00:20:23,741 --> 00:20:27,114 - Uh, can we just get, like, some bread? 457 00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:29,030 - Sure. I'll be right back, ladies. 458 00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:30,696 * * 459 00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,154 - [pops lips] 460 00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:33,445 - Okay, that's the second time he's misgendered you, 461 00:20:33,487 --> 00:20:35,027 and you even politely corrected him. 462 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,860 - It's whatever. 463 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,360 I'm used to it. 464 00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:39,817 * * 465 00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,942 Do you hate it here? I fucked up? 466 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,981 - I-I'm good, baby. I love it. 467 00:20:45,023 --> 00:20:48,272 * * 468 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,480 Okay. Actually, it sucks. 469 00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:51,521 Fuck that waiter, and fuck this place. 470 00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:53,020 I appreciate the thought. 471 00:20:53,062 --> 00:20:55,477 Baby, I do, but why are we here? 472 00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:56,976 [both chuckle] 473 00:20:57,018 --> 00:20:59,351 Literally everyone in this room voted against our rights. 474 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,350 - I just wanted to do something different. 475 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:06,139 - I get it, but we can still be young and fun. 476 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,472 The twins are safe. 477 00:21:07,514 --> 00:21:08,930 Look, Brodie's been documenting the whole thing 478 00:21:08,971 --> 00:21:10,221 on Instagram. 479 00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:16,260 - Oh, look at their red, puffy eyes. 480 00:21:16,302 --> 00:21:17,551 I mean, they look like they haven't stopped crying 481 00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:18,717 since we left. 482 00:21:18,759 --> 00:21:19,842 - They'll be fine. 483 00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:23,632 Shar, we've earned a wild night. 484 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,506 - You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. 485 00:21:26,547 --> 00:21:27,963 * * 486 00:21:28,005 --> 00:21:30,004 - Now, open your gift. 487 00:21:30,046 --> 00:21:31,337 - Jewelry? 488 00:21:31,378 --> 00:21:33,337 This is how we supposed to get our edge back? 489 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,710 - Just open it, psycho. - [scoffs softly] 490 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,502 * * 491 00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:40,541 - Ooh, Ruthie. - [giggles softly] 492 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,957 Coke? - Mm-hmm. 493 00:21:41,999 --> 00:21:44,624 - Ruthie, bitch, you trying to get me arrested? 494 00:21:44,664 --> 00:21:46,247 - [laughs] - Hell no. 495 00:21:46,289 --> 00:21:47,914 I haven't done that in years. No. 496 00:21:47,955 --> 00:21:49,871 - Come on. 497 00:21:49,913 --> 00:21:52,079 It's the perfect drug for parents. 498 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,703 It only lasts 15 minutes. We'll be totally sober 499 00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:56,535 by the time we get home to the little babies. 500 00:21:56,577 --> 00:21:59,533 [playful music] 501 00:21:59,575 --> 00:22:01,200 * * 502 00:22:07,781 --> 00:22:08,946 - Wow. 503 00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:10,029 I definitely should have gotten beignets 504 00:22:10,071 --> 00:22:11,445 for the sex party instead. 505 00:22:18,484 --> 00:22:19,650 - [laughs] You know what? 506 00:22:19,692 --> 00:22:21,233 This is why I prefer having sex 507 00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,732 with strangers in public restrooms, okay? 508 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:25,106 There is no food element required. 509 00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:32,145 [chuckles] 510 00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:34,353 Yeah, well, I'm trying to branch out. 511 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,893 Just, um, living at Ghost Fag is, like, 512 00:22:36,934 --> 00:22:39,933 a little intense for me. 513 00:22:47,513 --> 00:22:48,638 Yeah, yeah. 514 00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:51,095 Just, um... 515 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,802 I guess I'm not sure if I fit in there, either. 516 00:22:55,427 --> 00:22:56,843 Okay. Can I just say something that's, 517 00:22:56,885 --> 00:22:59,800 like, potentially offensive? 518 00:22:59,842 --> 00:23:01,841 Signing seems hard. 519 00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:05,173 [mouthing words] 520 00:23:14,252 --> 00:23:17,834 [chuckling] I'm--I'm so sorry. 521 00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:20,374 I just--I think that having CP and being deaf 522 00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:23,041 might just be a bad disability match. 523 00:23:24,623 --> 00:23:26,331 What'd you sign? 524 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:39,450 ["We All Go Up" by Billy Dean Thomas] 525 00:23:39,491 --> 00:23:40,866 * * 526 00:23:40,908 --> 00:23:42,907 - * We all go up * 527 00:23:42,948 --> 00:23:47,113 * * 528 00:23:47,155 --> 00:23:51,112 * We go up, up, up, we go up, yeah * 529 00:23:51,154 --> 00:23:52,528 - Boy, I'll tell you this. 530 00:23:52,570 --> 00:23:54,736 You better at shaking that ass than you are at lying. 531 00:23:54,777 --> 00:23:56,027 - Can't believe you're making me 532 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,525 have this conversation in a wrestling onesie. 533 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,150 Marvin, who hurt you? 534 00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:02,357 - Sit down, baby. You good. 535 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:07,771 * * 536 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:11,103 - All right, you really can't tell Brodie anything. 537 00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:12,561 Not like there's anything to tell. 538 00:24:12,603 --> 00:24:13,810 Nothing's even happened. 539 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,310 - But you want to though, huh? 540 00:24:15,351 --> 00:24:17,559 Especially after seeing Julian leave here 541 00:24:17,601 --> 00:24:21,391 with that hot wax figure of a man. 542 00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:23,265 [inhales sharply and groans] 543 00:24:23,307 --> 00:24:25,847 - O-Okay, okay. He wasn't that hot. 544 00:24:25,889 --> 00:24:27,180 - Girl, he was so damn fine 545 00:24:27,221 --> 00:24:28,888 it made me hate Julian even more. 546 00:24:28,929 --> 00:24:31,304 How does that man keep pulling such top-shelf dick? 547 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,260 - Shouldn't you be, like, friends? 548 00:24:34,302 --> 00:24:36,051 - Why? Because we both disabled? 549 00:24:36,093 --> 00:24:38,217 Don't make me cancel your ass, Noah. 550 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,466 We're just different, all right? 551 00:24:40,508 --> 00:24:44,256 Julian's just some basic-ass, rich-ass, white-ass gay 552 00:24:44,298 --> 00:24:47,422 that walks around like he just had leg day at the gym. 553 00:24:47,463 --> 00:24:50,337 Better question is why do you like him so much? 554 00:24:50,379 --> 00:24:52,836 - [sighs] 555 00:24:52,878 --> 00:24:54,835 - What are you guys crying about? 556 00:24:54,877 --> 00:24:56,668 Look, I get it. 557 00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:58,250 You're inheriting a fucked-up world, 558 00:24:58,292 --> 00:24:59,791 and you're gonna have to clean up my generation's giant mess, 559 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,583 but you don't know that yet. 560 00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:03,165 [both scream-crying] 561 00:25:03,206 --> 00:25:04,873 [cell phone buzzing] Okay. 562 00:25:08,787 --> 00:25:11,370 Fuck! 563 00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:13,369 Oh, shit. It's almost 8:00. 564 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:16,243 Your asses were supposed to be in bed an hour ago. 565 00:25:16,285 --> 00:25:18,492 [sighs heavily] 566 00:25:18,533 --> 00:25:20,032 [softly] Okay. 567 00:25:22,781 --> 00:25:24,448 You know what? 568 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:27,363 Let's--let's go on a quick field trip. 569 00:25:27,405 --> 00:25:29,654 Yeah? Okay, shh. 570 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,194 [indistinct chatter] 571 00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:42,857 - "I need to work on my sewing." 572 00:25:42,898 --> 00:25:44,564 That was really moving, Mingus. 573 00:25:44,605 --> 00:25:47,272 I choked up. 574 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,563 - Yeah, well, 575 00:25:48,604 --> 00:25:50,228 I didn't know this was gonna be group therapy. 576 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:52,811 Like, why can't we just go back to, 577 00:25:52,853 --> 00:25:54,310 "What kind of boobs should I have?" 578 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:55,518 That was fun. 579 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,308 - If you think that drag is just padded bras, 580 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,349 tucking, and death drops, 581 00:26:01,391 --> 00:26:03,223 you in the wrong place. 582 00:26:03,265 --> 00:26:05,097 - [chuckles softly] 583 00:26:05,139 --> 00:26:07,471 - Baby. 584 00:26:07,513 --> 00:26:11,095 Being honest in this space will help you, 585 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:14,094 as a performer and as a person. 586 00:26:15,551 --> 00:26:19,091 Everybody in this room has gone through shit. 587 00:26:21,173 --> 00:26:22,840 And they not gonna judge you. 588 00:26:30,878 --> 00:26:33,752 [indistinct chatter] 589 00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:35,668 - We loved it. It's just-- - Eyes. 590 00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:36,959 Eyes are bigger than our stomachs. 591 00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:40,499 [jazz music playing] 592 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:42,665 Okay. Where were we? 593 00:26:43,998 --> 00:26:45,122 - You were worried about turning out like your mom. 594 00:26:45,163 --> 00:26:47,454 - Oh, it's already happening. 595 00:26:47,496 --> 00:26:48,829 - No, baby, it's not. 596 00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:50,953 I wouldn't let it. 597 00:26:50,995 --> 00:26:51,953 I fucking love you. 598 00:26:51,995 --> 00:26:54,284 - I fucking love you too. 599 00:26:54,326 --> 00:26:56,659 And my mom, I guess. 600 00:26:56,701 --> 00:26:57,783 [both moaning softly] 601 00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:58,783 - They know where they are. 602 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,323 [scattered gasping] 603 00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:02,615 - [clears throat] 604 00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:04,489 Watch your elbows, miss. 605 00:27:04,531 --> 00:27:06,196 It's very hot. 606 00:27:06,238 --> 00:27:08,779 - Look, I don't-- I don't want to be annoying, 607 00:27:08,821 --> 00:27:11,528 but I already told you I'm not "miss." 608 00:27:11,569 --> 00:27:13,985 - Right. Sorry... sir. 609 00:27:14,026 --> 00:27:14,943 - Ugh. 610 00:27:14,985 --> 00:27:16,775 - Oh, my dude. - [laughing] 611 00:27:16,817 --> 00:27:19,316 - Look, I told you my pronouns are they/them. 612 00:27:19,358 --> 00:27:21,148 Okay, now, I know you busy 613 00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:22,606 serving all these people tonight, 614 00:27:22,648 --> 00:27:25,313 but I want to implore you to consider 615 00:27:25,355 --> 00:27:27,271 why we, as a society, 616 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,770 have this compulsive need to gender people, because-- 617 00:27:29,812 --> 00:27:31,560 - It's a construct, bitch. 618 00:27:31,602 --> 00:27:33,227 [scattered gasping] 619 00:27:33,269 --> 00:27:34,685 - That's right, baby. 620 00:27:34,726 --> 00:27:37,433 I mean, we don't sit here and gender this bread pudding. 621 00:27:37,475 --> 00:27:38,557 - Mm-mm. 622 00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:39,849 - We don't sit here and wonder, 623 00:27:39,891 --> 00:27:41,890 "Now, does this bread pudding have a thick cock 624 00:27:41,932 --> 00:27:43,681 or a tight pussy, hm?" 625 00:27:43,722 --> 00:27:45,556 Let's find out then. 626 00:27:45,596 --> 00:27:48,304 Uh-oh. Oh, okay. 627 00:27:48,346 --> 00:27:50,511 Ooh, fuck. 628 00:27:50,553 --> 00:27:52,427 - [laughs] - Ooh-hoo! 629 00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:53,802 It's a boy. 630 00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:58,092 [chuckles] It's got a big, old thick dick. 631 00:27:58,133 --> 00:27:59,591 Mm-hmm. 632 00:27:59,632 --> 00:28:02,257 Oh, its dick is so big. - Mm. 633 00:28:02,298 --> 00:28:04,339 - It's gonna take a improv class. 634 00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:05,588 - [moaning] - Oh. 635 00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:06,630 - That's disgusting. - Okay, uh-- 636 00:28:06,671 --> 00:28:08,504 - Ooh. - Mmm. 637 00:28:08,546 --> 00:28:11,835 - Maybe you shouldn't have the fucking word "plantation" 638 00:28:11,877 --> 00:28:13,585 in the name of your restaurant! 639 00:28:13,627 --> 00:28:14,668 - Fuck you. 640 00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:16,792 - [laughing] 641 00:28:18,124 --> 00:28:21,040 - [groans] 642 00:28:31,786 --> 00:28:34,243 - Wow. Bitch is back. 643 00:28:34,284 --> 00:28:36,575 - Yeah. I don't know what the fuck is getting into me. 644 00:28:36,617 --> 00:28:38,075 - Cocaine. - Ah, right. 645 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:39,740 Right, right, right, right, right, right. 646 00:28:39,782 --> 00:28:41,074 Right. - I have more. 647 00:28:41,115 --> 00:28:44,030 - Uh, you know, babe, I think I'm good. 648 00:28:44,072 --> 00:28:46,238 - Shar, seeing you like that, 649 00:28:46,279 --> 00:28:47,987 it was fucking hot. 650 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:53,027 Should we go rave it up? 651 00:28:53,069 --> 00:28:55,193 - Ruthie, the way your brain works. 652 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,067 - [laughs] 653 00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:57,483 My brain's not what's gonna be 654 00:28:57,525 --> 00:28:58,608 fucking the shit out of you tonight. 655 00:28:58,650 --> 00:29:00,107 - Oh! 656 00:29:00,148 --> 00:29:03,105 [howls] 657 00:29:04,688 --> 00:29:07,895 - [sighs] Julian looks at things the way 658 00:29:07,937 --> 00:29:09,812 that I used to look at things, 659 00:29:09,853 --> 00:29:12,560 before I became a fucking jaded 660 00:29:12,602 --> 00:29:14,559 go-go dancer with a law degree. 661 00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:16,975 - Damn, I forgot you were a lawyer. 662 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,140 You are like out of a fucking porno, Noah. 663 00:29:19,182 --> 00:29:20,765 - [sighs] 664 00:29:20,807 --> 00:29:23,056 Look, I--I get it. 665 00:29:23,098 --> 00:29:25,805 It's problematica with the Brodie of it all, 666 00:29:25,846 --> 00:29:29,719 which is why you can't say anything--ever. 667 00:29:29,761 --> 00:29:32,219 - Calm the fuck down. I won't. 668 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:35,592 - Not like anything will even happen 'cause, 669 00:29:35,634 --> 00:29:38,092 oh, that boy has boundaries for days. 670 00:29:38,132 --> 00:29:41,881 - Well, no shit. He's probably got mad intimacy issues. 671 00:29:41,923 --> 00:29:44,130 - More than the average queer person? 672 00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:46,213 - Uh, yeah. 673 00:29:46,254 --> 00:29:48,670 Look, Julian's CP might be more mild than wild, 674 00:29:48,711 --> 00:29:50,294 but, you know, 675 00:29:50,336 --> 00:29:54,085 he still lives in a society that doesn't give a shit. 676 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,459 You know, he's probably just like, 677 00:29:55,501 --> 00:29:57,500 all right, message received. 678 00:29:57,541 --> 00:30:01,373 I don't deserve a boyfriend or, like, fucking anything. 679 00:30:01,414 --> 00:30:04,039 You know, it's like, how can his heart be accessible 680 00:30:04,081 --> 00:30:07,329 when the world around him isn't? 681 00:30:07,371 --> 00:30:10,286 [muffled thumping music] 682 00:30:10,328 --> 00:30:11,827 * * 683 00:30:11,869 --> 00:30:15,326 [insects chirping] 684 00:30:15,368 --> 00:30:16,617 - Well, I'm gonna say it. 685 00:30:16,658 --> 00:30:18,866 Tonight was a lot more sweet and wholesome 686 00:30:18,908 --> 00:30:20,240 than I would have thought. 687 00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:40,190 Wait, wait. 688 00:30:42,314 --> 00:30:44,438 I can't go inside. 689 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,437 I have to stay outside. 690 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:49,145 I'm gonna go back to Ghost Fag. 691 00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:53,601 [somber music] 692 00:30:53,643 --> 00:31:00,765 * * 693 00:31:01,556 --> 00:31:04,513 [hopeful music] 694 00:31:04,555 --> 00:31:11,135 * * 695 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:23,796 - * Don't let the party stop * 696 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,296 * * 697 00:31:26,338 --> 00:31:28,753 * Just keep the rhythm hot, hot, hot * 698 00:31:28,794 --> 00:31:30,085 [babies crying] 699 00:31:30,127 --> 00:31:32,668 * Don't let the party stop * 700 00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:35,584 [babies crying] 701 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:42,581 * * 702 00:31:46,912 --> 00:31:49,119 - Okay. 703 00:31:49,161 --> 00:31:50,911 Okay, it's okay. 704 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,410 Okay, y'all. 705 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:55,533 Um, y'all are just gonna hang it here for a second, 706 00:31:55,575 --> 00:31:58,574 okay, while I pass off the keys. 707 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:00,281 And hey, hey, hey, do not judge me 708 00:32:00,323 --> 00:32:01,822 for putting you in a sex swing, okay? 709 00:32:01,864 --> 00:32:03,572 I'm a work in progress. 710 00:32:03,614 --> 00:32:06,070 - Keys? 711 00:32:06,112 --> 00:32:08,486 What the-- - Bye, Ali. 712 00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:10,028 * * 713 00:32:10,069 --> 00:32:13,026 Okay. Let's get you back to Mommy and Zaddy's... 714 00:32:13,067 --> 00:32:14,567 [babies cooing] 715 00:32:14,609 --> 00:32:16,566 Oh, my God. 716 00:32:16,608 --> 00:32:19,981 * * 717 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:23,147 Y'all found serenity in a sex swing. 718 00:32:23,189 --> 00:32:26,146 You really are my kids. [babies cooing] 719 00:32:26,188 --> 00:32:30,311 - I've wasted so much time 720 00:32:30,352 --> 00:32:33,434 not being my authentic self. 721 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:38,640 Like, up until fourth grade. 722 00:32:38,682 --> 00:32:39,723 [laughter] 723 00:32:39,764 --> 00:32:44,513 But now, it's time to fully be me. 724 00:32:44,554 --> 00:32:47,928 [all snapping] 725 00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:50,802 - What about you, Mingus? 726 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,676 Who is Chicky Fil-A? 727 00:32:53,717 --> 00:32:56,216 What's at her core? 728 00:32:56,258 --> 00:32:57,591 - My mom's hand-me-downs. 729 00:32:57,632 --> 00:32:59,923 - Mingus. 730 00:32:59,965 --> 00:33:01,464 - Bussey. 731 00:33:01,505 --> 00:33:03,505 [chuckles] 732 00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:08,544 Um, I mean, when I started wanting to do drag, 733 00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:11,710 my biggest trauma was when my seventh grade boyfriend, 734 00:33:11,751 --> 00:33:14,208 uh, Tristan, ghosted me, 735 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:16,041 which in my defense, was really hard. 736 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:18,832 He was, like, so cute. [laughter] 737 00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:20,248 [laughs] 738 00:33:23,747 --> 00:33:26,537 But, uh... 739 00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:30,660 yeah, then, um... 740 00:33:30,702 --> 00:33:32,868 Babylon. 741 00:33:32,909 --> 00:33:35,825 [soft dramatic music] 742 00:33:35,867 --> 00:33:40,156 * * 743 00:33:40,197 --> 00:33:41,864 I don't know. It's like, sort of feels 744 00:33:41,905 --> 00:33:43,613 like I skipped a few steps. 745 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:48,027 * * 746 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:52,068 I mean, like, I'm 17, 747 00:33:52,109 --> 00:33:54,525 you know, and I-- 748 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:59,690 I feel like I'm marked or something. 749 00:33:59,732 --> 00:34:01,856 * * 750 00:34:01,897 --> 00:34:04,521 [sniffles softly] 751 00:34:04,563 --> 00:34:05,562 Um... 752 00:34:05,603 --> 00:34:08,602 * * 753 00:34:08,644 --> 00:34:11,351 I don't--I don't-- I don't really know 754 00:34:11,393 --> 00:34:12,934 if I'm supposed to talk about this. 755 00:34:12,976 --> 00:34:15,558 - Just talk. 756 00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:18,181 * * 757 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:21,347 [music intensifying] 758 00:34:21,389 --> 00:34:22,805 * * 759 00:34:22,847 --> 00:34:25,554 [cheers and applause] 760 00:34:25,595 --> 00:34:30,968 * * 761 00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:33,300 [yelping and screaming] 762 00:34:33,342 --> 00:34:35,174 It's okay if it's too much. 763 00:34:35,216 --> 00:34:36,507 - [breathing heavily] - It's a process. 764 00:34:36,549 --> 00:34:37,799 - All right. I'm sorry to disappoint, 765 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,339 but I am withdrawing 766 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,172 from this trauma dick-measuring contest. 767 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:43,213 - Hey, Mingus, we're almost done for the day. 768 00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:45,087 - You know what, Bussey, do you get off on this? 769 00:34:45,129 --> 00:34:46,753 Like, no kink-shaming, 770 00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:49,544 but I don't need drag that fucking bad, all right? 771 00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:53,001 - Mingus. 772 00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:54,916 - [breathing shakily] 773 00:34:56,374 --> 00:34:57,540 [door shuts] 774 00:34:57,581 --> 00:35:00,497 [dance music] 775 00:35:00,539 --> 00:35:04,538 * * 776 00:35:04,578 --> 00:35:07,828 - Okay. What's going on? 777 00:35:07,869 --> 00:35:11,784 * * 778 00:35:11,826 --> 00:35:14,242 Are you gonna punish me for being gone most of the night? 779 00:35:14,284 --> 00:35:15,533 Because-- [inhales sharply] 780 00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:17,573 Ooh, fuck yeah, baby. I deserve it. 781 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:20,863 - Marvin, shut up. 782 00:35:23,029 --> 00:35:24,612 Do you trust me? 783 00:35:24,654 --> 00:35:26,444 - Is this the part where you tell me you murdered someone? 784 00:35:26,486 --> 00:35:28,944 Because I don't know if I can help hide a body. 785 00:35:28,986 --> 00:35:30,485 - Marvin. 786 00:35:38,023 --> 00:35:41,397 I'm serious. 787 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:43,479 Do you trust me? 788 00:35:43,521 --> 00:35:45,562 * * 789 00:35:45,603 --> 00:35:48,811 - Yeah. I do. 790 00:35:48,852 --> 00:35:56,015 * * 791 00:36:07,594 --> 00:36:08,593 - One second. 792 00:36:12,259 --> 00:36:13,342 Okay. 793 00:36:18,006 --> 00:36:20,506 - [softly] To read lip. 794 00:36:20,547 --> 00:36:23,171 - Oh, of course. Yeah. 795 00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:26,336 [atmospheric music] 796 00:36:26,378 --> 00:36:33,208 * * 797 00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:46,495 [upbeat percussive music] 798 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:48,868 [moaning softly] 799 00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:55,990 * * 800 00:37:02,279 --> 00:37:03,612 - Hot. 801 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,362 - * Sticks and stones may break my bones * 802 00:37:05,403 --> 00:37:08,069 * But that, that, won't, won't stop, stop me * 803 00:37:08,111 --> 00:37:10,443 * Sticks and stones may break my bones * 804 00:37:10,484 --> 00:37:12,650 * Sticks and stones may break my bones * 805 00:37:12,691 --> 00:37:14,941 * Sticks and stones may break my bones * 806 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:17,482 * But that, that won't, won't stop, stop, stop * 807 00:37:17,523 --> 00:37:21,771 * Sugar and spice and everything nice * 808 00:37:21,813 --> 00:37:27,269 * That's what they'd like to think they're made of * 809 00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:31,476 * Sugar and spice and everything nice * 810 00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:36,723 * That's what they'd like to think they're made of * 811 00:37:36,765 --> 00:37:39,181 - Mmm. Now let me do you. 812 00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:40,347 - No. 813 00:37:41,805 --> 00:37:44,012 This isn't about me. 814 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,677 It's about you. 815 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,386 I want you to feel good. 816 00:37:47,427 --> 00:37:49,259 * * 817 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:52,800 - It's different for me. You know that. 818 00:37:52,841 --> 00:37:55,840 - Just let me explore a little bit. 819 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,131 All right? 820 00:38:00,214 --> 00:38:03,379 ["Crush" by Softee] 821 00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:06,336 [dreamy pop music] 822 00:38:06,378 --> 00:38:11,875 * * 823 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,999 - * Tonight * 824 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:17,539 - Feel good? - Yeah. 825 00:38:17,581 --> 00:38:21,871 - * Some time to finally sit on my own * 826 00:38:21,913 --> 00:38:22,829 * * 827 00:38:22,871 --> 00:38:23,995 - [sighs] 828 00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:26,494 - * Can I * 829 00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:28,243 * Even * 830 00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:30,326 * * 831 00:38:30,368 --> 00:38:35,990 * Tolerate myself when I'm alone * 832 00:38:36,032 --> 00:38:39,905 * * 833 00:38:39,946 --> 00:38:44,570 - I've never touched your legs before. 834 00:38:44,612 --> 00:38:45,861 Is that okay? 835 00:38:45,903 --> 00:38:47,860 * * 836 00:38:47,902 --> 00:38:49,234 - Yeah. 837 00:38:49,276 --> 00:38:53,566 - * I got a crush on everyone * 838 00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:56,690 * On everyone * 839 00:38:56,731 --> 00:39:01,480 * On everyone, oh * 840 00:39:01,521 --> 00:39:05,062 * I think I can't love anyone, no * 841 00:39:05,103 --> 00:39:08,684 * Love anyone * 842 00:39:08,726 --> 00:39:13,266 * Love anyone like I love you* 843 00:39:14,682 --> 00:39:17,640 * Ooh * - [moans] 844 00:39:17,681 --> 00:39:20,804 - * Ooh * 845 00:39:20,846 --> 00:39:23,929 * Oh * 846 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:25,386 * * 847 00:39:25,428 --> 00:39:29,052 * I think I can't love anyone, no * 848 00:39:29,092 --> 00:39:32,383 * Love anyone * 849 00:39:32,425 --> 00:39:37,839 * Love anyone like I love you * 850 00:39:37,881 --> 00:39:41,463 * Ooh * 851 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:44,961 * Ooh * 852 00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:48,044 * Oh * 853 00:39:49,418 --> 00:39:53,291 * I got a crush on everyone * 854 00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:59,080 * On anyone like I love you * 855 00:39:59,122 --> 00:40:00,079 - Wow. 856 00:40:01,662 --> 00:40:03,786 [chuckles] 857 00:40:21,362 --> 00:40:23,445 [door shuts] [cash register rings] 858 00:40:28,485 --> 00:40:30,193 [tense music] 859 00:40:30,234 --> 00:40:32,150 [toilet flushes] 860 00:40:33,566 --> 00:40:35,315 [door opens] 861 00:40:35,356 --> 00:40:37,689 * * 862 00:40:37,731 --> 00:40:42,520 Did my brother pay you? 863 00:40:42,562 --> 00:40:45,227 Are you a sex worker? 864 00:40:45,269 --> 00:40:46,602 - [mouthing words] 865 00:40:46,643 --> 00:40:49,517 [soft dramatic music] 866 00:40:49,559 --> 00:40:54,640 * * 867 00:40:54,682 --> 00:40:56,556 - N-No. 868 00:40:56,598 --> 00:40:58,638 - [mouthing words] 869 00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,888 - No. 870 00:40:59,929 --> 00:41:07,051 * * 871 00:41:14,923 --> 00:41:18,255 - I'm really trying my best here. 872 00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,755 Maybe one day-- 873 00:41:20,796 --> 00:41:23,670 I don't know-- 874 00:41:23,712 --> 00:41:27,835 I can become someone you'd be proud to call your dad... 875 00:41:27,877 --> 00:41:30,625 not donated sperm. 876 00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:31,958 [both giggling] 877 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,665 [playful music] 878 00:41:34,707 --> 00:41:37,539 - What the actual fuck? 879 00:41:37,581 --> 00:41:39,413 * * 880 00:41:44,952 --> 00:41:45,827 - You think Flo and Jett are old enough 881 00:41:45,869 --> 00:41:47,326 to be at a sex party, hm? 882 00:41:47,368 --> 00:41:49,576 - No, but they didn't go down for their bedtime. 883 00:41:49,617 --> 00:41:51,408 - Oh, you're too busy performing babysitting duties 884 00:41:51,450 --> 00:41:53,449 for Instagram, rather than actually babysitting? 885 00:41:53,490 --> 00:41:58,031 - Look, the only reason I came here was to drop off the keys-- 886 00:41:58,072 --> 00:42:00,529 you know what? I'm done. 887 00:42:00,571 --> 00:42:02,695 I've been trying to show up for everybody tonight 888 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:05,402 and prove that I'm actually responsible, but you got me. 889 00:42:05,444 --> 00:42:07,651 - In what way have you been responsible? 890 00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:09,775 - Well, Shar, the babies are asleep. 891 00:42:09,817 --> 00:42:12,315 - Don't do that. Don't defend him. 892 00:42:12,357 --> 00:42:14,190 - I'm not. - I hate this. 893 00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:16,731 I hate that you always protect him when he fucks up. 894 00:42:16,772 --> 00:42:18,230 - [softly] Okay. 895 00:42:19,521 --> 00:42:22,729 - I'm sorry. It's just we were having so much fun. 896 00:42:22,770 --> 00:42:24,269 Don't let this ruin our night. 897 00:42:24,311 --> 00:42:27,059 - That's exactly what this is, Ruthie, one night. 898 00:42:27,101 --> 00:42:28,976 This is not our lives anymore. 899 00:42:29,018 --> 00:42:30,058 - I know that. 900 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,933 - I don't think you do actually. 901 00:42:34,181 --> 00:42:38,014 - Fine. Let's just get out of here. 902 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,388 [babies cooing] 903 00:42:40,429 --> 00:42:41,928 - I'm sorry. 904 00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:44,386 You're clearly doing a great job, 905 00:42:44,428 --> 00:42:47,260 and I know you don't need my help, 906 00:42:47,302 --> 00:42:49,800 but if Brenda ever bails-- 907 00:42:49,842 --> 00:42:53,090 - We're good, Brodie. 908 00:42:55,090 --> 00:42:58,879 - Okay, but-- - You are not needed. 909 00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:01,878 [somber music] 910 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,877 * * 911 00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:08,792 - It's okay, it's okay. 912 00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:11,791 - [shushing] [babies crying] 913 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:14,540 - It's okay. Hi. 914 00:43:14,582 --> 00:43:16,872 * * 915 00:43:16,914 --> 00:43:18,454 - What's this? 916 00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:21,453 - I am extending our relationship. 917 00:43:23,245 --> 00:43:25,411 - Do I even want to know where you got this money? 918 00:43:25,451 --> 00:43:27,243 - No. 919 00:43:31,408 --> 00:43:33,032 - Wow. 920 00:43:33,615 --> 00:43:35,198 - What? 921 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:39,029 We raised a shitload of money for disabled charities tonight. 922 00:43:39,071 --> 00:43:41,987 And, like, if you think about it, 923 00:43:42,028 --> 00:43:44,152 I'm a disabled charity too, you know? 924 00:43:45,569 --> 00:43:49,692 Look, I had a great time tonight. 925 00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:51,441 Like, a really great time, 926 00:43:51,482 --> 00:43:56,356 and I'm not ready for this to end. 927 00:43:56,398 --> 00:43:59,937 I feel like you and I, we've got a thing. 928 00:43:59,979 --> 00:44:01,312 I mean, a paid thing, I know. 929 00:44:01,353 --> 00:44:02,853 I'm not being delusional or anything... 930 00:44:02,894 --> 00:44:04,394 - Marvin. - I just-- 931 00:44:06,852 --> 00:44:10,058 - I feel the same way. 932 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:12,682 Which, to be clear, is not great. 933 00:44:12,723 --> 00:44:16,972 Sex workers falling for their clients is a big no-no. 934 00:44:17,013 --> 00:44:20,304 - I know I'm irresistible. 935 00:44:20,345 --> 00:44:21,387 - You are. 936 00:44:23,553 --> 00:44:25,052 Look at you tonight, 937 00:44:25,094 --> 00:44:27,509 just commanding every room you walk into. 938 00:44:27,551 --> 00:44:29,550 - I don't walk, bitch. 939 00:44:29,591 --> 00:44:32,049 - You know what I mean. 940 00:44:32,091 --> 00:44:35,214 I like being around you, all right? 941 00:44:38,004 --> 00:44:40,920 [soft hopeful music] 942 00:44:40,962 --> 00:44:45,627 * * 943 00:44:45,668 --> 00:44:47,167 - Mm, mm. 944 00:44:47,209 --> 00:44:50,582 I am at my quota on emotions for one night. 945 00:44:50,624 --> 00:44:53,540 [soft dramatic music] 946 00:44:53,581 --> 00:45:00,537 * * 947 00:45:25,901 --> 00:45:27,484 - Well, look who it is. 948 00:45:27,526 --> 00:45:30,608 Didn't expect to see you till morning. 949 00:45:30,650 --> 00:45:34,731 How was Leo? 950 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:38,562 - Leo was a surprise. 951 00:45:38,604 --> 00:45:41,104 - Look, I know you were nervous about tonight, 952 00:45:41,145 --> 00:45:43,936 and I just wanted to make sure you had a good time. 953 00:45:43,977 --> 00:45:46,018 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 954 00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:49,225 * * 955 00:45:49,266 --> 00:45:50,308 - Okay. 956 00:45:50,350 --> 00:45:52,598 * * 957 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,765 [sighs] 958 00:45:53,807 --> 00:45:57,638 * * 959 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,596 [door shuts] 960 00:46:06,468 --> 00:46:07,592 [knock at door] 961 00:46:13,507 --> 00:46:16,546 ["Just Like Love" by Perfume Genius] 962 00:46:16,588 --> 00:46:23,502 * * 963 00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:35,705 - * Sleeve cut * 964 00:46:35,747 --> 00:46:38,746 * Just off the shoulder * 965 00:46:38,788 --> 00:46:41,036 * * 966 00:46:41,078 --> 00:46:46,493 * You are christening the shape * 967 00:46:46,534 --> 00:46:49,491 * * 968 00:46:49,532 --> 00:46:52,115 * They'll talk * 969 00:46:52,157 --> 00:46:56,280 * Give them every reason * 970 00:46:56,322 --> 00:46:58,529 * * 971 00:46:58,571 --> 00:47:01,028 * For child, you walk * 972 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:02,486 [knock at door] 973 00:47:02,527 --> 00:47:07,275 * * 974 00:47:07,317 --> 00:47:08,317 - Hey. 975 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:12,689 * * 976 00:47:12,731 --> 00:47:14,522 - What are you doing here? 977 00:47:14,564 --> 00:47:16,938 * * 978 00:47:16,979 --> 00:47:18,896 - Just wanted to see you. 979 00:47:18,938 --> 00:47:26,059 * * 980 00:47:45,176 --> 00:47:46,967 - Do you think I'm a fuckup? 981 00:47:47,009 --> 00:47:51,924 * * 982 00:47:51,965 --> 00:47:54,506 - * For child * 983 00:47:54,547 --> 00:47:56,379 * You walk * 984 00:47:56,421 --> 00:47:59,920 [all screaming] 985 00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:02,336 * Just like love * 986 00:48:02,377 --> 00:48:09,124 * * 987 00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:11,873 * Just like love * 988 00:48:11,915 --> 00:48:15,497 * * 989 00:48:15,538 --> 00:48:17,996 - No. I don't. 990 00:48:18,038 --> 00:48:22,286 - * Just like love * 991 00:48:22,328 --> 00:48:23,784 * * 992 00:48:23,826 --> 00:48:26,992 * Just like, just like * 993 00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:30,699 * Just like love * 994 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:32,740 * * 995 00:48:32,782 --> 00:48:35,905 * Just like, just like * 996 00:48:35,946 --> 00:48:39,570 * Just like love * 997 00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,736 * * 998 00:48:41,778 --> 00:48:45,026 * Just like, just like * 999 00:48:45,067 --> 00:48:49,232 * Just like love * 1000 00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:50,732 * * 1001 00:48:50,774 --> 00:48:53,023 * Just like * 1002 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:55,314 * Just like * 1003 00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:02,227 [bassy upbeat music] 1004 00:49:02,269 --> 00:49:09,183 * * 66340

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