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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:26,933 HARRY: I hadn't felt like this in years. 2 00:00:27,067 --> 00:00:29,067 It was lightning. 3 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,133 It was freedom, 4 00:00:31,267 --> 00:00:34,400 with a newness of the open road in the windscreen and the future all... 5 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:37,133 MAN: Tempting, isn't it? 6 00:00:37,267 --> 00:00:41,400 HARRY: Well, it seemed to be just what I was looking for at this stage of my life. 7 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:42,867 You only live once, right? 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,500 Right. 9 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,933 A young single guy just couldn't do better. 10 00:00:50,433 --> 00:00:51,533 MAN: Hmm. 11 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:53,533 Looks like you've pulled all ready. 12 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:58,200 Daddy! 13 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:18,133 I've never met a straight man less interested in cars than you. 14 00:02:18,267 --> 00:02:19,567 People change. 15 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,600 BOTH: Pat, don't do that! 16 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,467 GINA: But a sports car? 17 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,367 You think I'm compensating. 18 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,500 Thirty is too young for a midlife crisis. 19 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:30,533 Take it from me, you'll be okay. 20 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,467 It is just another birthday. 21 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,067 We'll open a couple of bottles, have a nice cake... 22 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:37,167 With candles... 23 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,300 Hmmm, balloons. 24 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:40,567 * Happy Birthday to you 25 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:43,467 * Squashed tomatoes and glue 26 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,633 BOTH: * You look like a monkey, 27 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,200 * And you act like one too * 28 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:52,767 Actually, this particular model has variable valve control. 29 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,267 Oh, that means poke. 30 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,967 Oh, plenty of poke. 31 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,867 It only carries one passenger, 32 00:02:59,067 --> 00:03:02,467 one very thin and very female passenger. 33 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:05,367 (TOY SWORD WHIRRING) 34 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,100 There's a good lot that sounds interesting. 35 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,900 You don't regret anything, do you? 36 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,067 Regret? 37 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,400 No! 38 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:18,400 Of course not. 39 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,100 Force is strong in this one. 40 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,800 BOTH: Pat, don't do that! 41 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:23,833 How is he? 42 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:25,933 -He's torturing the makeup girls again. -Leave it to me. 43 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,400 All the guests are in the green room? 44 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:28,667 Yeah, they're all lined up for your pep talk. 45 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,200 -Good. -And the new assistant's 46 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,067 waiting in the producer's gallery. 47 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:37,667 Now, I know all about you and your "special talents," Greg. 48 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,567 So, I want you to take out that condom 49 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,733 and put it on right now, so we can all see. 50 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:47,567 -AUDIENCE: Yes! -Give it up and get it on! 51 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:49,200 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 52 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:50,767 (BOTH LAUGHING) 53 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,333 MARTY: Painful. 54 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,133 Sliding on nicely? 55 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,300 -Is that it? -(EXHALES) 56 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:58,067 (HARRY LAUGHING) 57 00:03:59,867 --> 00:04:02,467 He's good. Condom man. Talented. 58 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,067 JASMIN: He's, he's great. 59 00:04:04,133 --> 00:04:05,533 Everybody. (INHALES) 60 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,500 Is that your sports car in the car park? 61 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:09,933 You mean the planet destroying penis extension? 62 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:11,667 I mean, nice car. 63 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,467 -Got to take a break here. -(INHALES AND EXHALES) 64 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,933 Hey, whoa! 65 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:17,467 (CROWD CHEERING) 66 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,867 MARTY: Give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen. 67 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,300 Gina. 68 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:31,867 You awake? 69 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:33,633 Harry. 70 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,667 You don't want to, do you? 71 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:43,800 Okay, maybe you do. 72 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:47,400 Still crazy for me, after all these years. 73 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,400 PAT: Mummy! 74 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:56,967 Nightmare. 75 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,433 PAT: Mummy! 76 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,667 All right, darling, I'm coming. 77 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,200 Stop! 78 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,400 Make spoons. 79 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:26,067 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 80 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:28,867 MARTY: A great show tonight, a bit of everything. 81 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,800 Live television, Jasmin. 82 00:05:30,933 --> 00:05:32,733 It's all about danger. 83 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:35,733 The environment these people are protecting is our environment... 84 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:37,300 HARRY: Take Marty for instance, he's terrified. 85 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:38,933 That's why he's so good. 86 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,600 MARTY: I want to thank all his colleagues, 87 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:42,400 living out in trees at the airport. 88 00:05:42,533 --> 00:05:44,067 With all their hair, they look like they belong there, eh? 89 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,500 Just joking. 90 00:05:45,633 --> 00:05:48,267 Seriously, folks, their battle is our battle. 91 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,533 -HARRY: I knew Marty needed the adrenaline of live TV. -Save the tress! 92 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,700 -Oh, God! -HARRY: The terror of living on the edge. 93 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:55,467 Free the birds! 94 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,067 -HARRY: What I hadn't realised... -Bollocks to the birds! 95 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,767 (YELLING) 96 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,067 HARRY: Is he'd finally gone over it. MARTY: Get up! 97 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,367 Stay up, you monkey! 98 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,500 -Whose idea was it to book them? -Mine. 99 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:08,433 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -Cut to a break! Roll VT! Roll it! 100 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:11,133 (ALL CLAMOURING) 101 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,900 What will they do to us? 102 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:28,500 We'll find out in the morning. 103 00:06:31,733 --> 00:06:34,433 Do you want to come in for a drink? 104 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:37,467 HARRY: Okay, I liked her and it had been a rough night. 105 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,067 And I was coming up to 30. But, I was married. 106 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,567 Sounds good. 107 00:06:47,733 --> 00:06:49,867 HARRY: Strange pulling hair thing. 108 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:51,867 Gina never did that. 109 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:07,367 It was too soon to feel really bad about Gina 110 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,967 and all the promises I had ever made to her. 111 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:18,767 (SOFTLY) Jasmin. 112 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,233 (SIGHS) It was crazy after the show last night. 113 00:07:40,367 --> 00:07:41,800 I had to stay at the station. 114 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,633 Hold Marty's hand. 115 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:45,367 (SOBS) 116 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,767 What is it? 117 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:56,533 Your Mum, she's so patient with Pat. 118 00:07:56,667 --> 00:08:00,700 But me, I shouted at him just now for waking up early 119 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:03,833 and putting the TV on for nothing. 120 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,667 I'm so crap. 121 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,267 You're the best mother in the world. 122 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,500 -No, I'm not! -Don't be so hard on yourself. 123 00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:12,667 Nobody's perfect. 124 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:14,733 (SIGHS) 125 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:16,533 (GINA CRYING) 126 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:20,067 (SIGHS) 127 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,900 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ON TV) 128 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:26,133 WOMAN: (ON TV) We have powerful friends. 129 00:08:26,267 --> 00:08:27,567 You're going to regret this. 130 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,867 (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 131 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:32,400 (SWITCHES OFF TV) 132 00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:34,733 -Why don't we have a game? -Star Wars! 133 00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:36,267 (SIGHS) Okay. 134 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,200 Princess Leia's been captured. We have to rescue her, Daddy. 135 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:40,700 Okay. 136 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:42,867 (IMITATE SPACECRAFT SOUND) 137 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:45,300 GINA: Shouldn't you be getting to work? 138 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:46,567 Oh, Christ! 139 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,600 I'm sorry. I've got to go. 140 00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:51,933 -Hey. -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ON TV) 141 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,233 Not again. 142 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:56,800 He likes that bit, don't you? 143 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,867 Oh, Harry, can I borrow your mobile? 144 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,067 Bye. See you later. 145 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,200 Ah, there's no pictures in it. 146 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,100 And why didn't you call me? 147 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:08,500 Sorry. 148 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,833 What's that, sparkling? 149 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,067 I don't want that one. I want controversy! 150 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,567 Controversy is good! 151 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,800 Yes, Harry, yeah. 152 00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:21,467 MAN: (ON TV) Protect the planet! 153 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,167 Save the trees! 154 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,767 Free the birds! 155 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,367 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -Bollocks to the birds! 156 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,167 (CLAMOURING) 157 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,433 -Hey. -(SWITCHES OFF TV) 158 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,433 -Hey. -(DOOR CLOSING) 159 00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:36,100 (SIGHS) Wow. 160 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,200 What a night. 161 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,733 One way or another. 162 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:44,533 Jasmin... 163 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,467 It's okay, Harry. 164 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,233 I know, you're married. 165 00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:51,067 (SIGHS) You're a great girl. 166 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,067 (CHUCKLES) 167 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,833 And your wife's a lucky woman, 168 00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,400 like I said in the message... 169 00:09:57,767 --> 00:09:59,633 On the mobile. 170 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,700 Oh, Harry, can I borrow your mobile? 171 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,800 Gina. 172 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,433 Gina. 173 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,500 (MOBILE BEEPS) 174 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,867 AUTOMATED VOICE: You have one voice message. 175 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,800 JASMIN: It's always a bad sign if they go before you wake up. 176 00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:37,033 (MOBILE BEEPS) 177 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,100 Actually, she's a... She's a really nice girl. 178 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:43,633 -You'd like her. -(GRUNTS) 179 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,533 Do you love her? 180 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,100 No! 181 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,500 It didn't mean any... 182 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,533 That makes it worse! 183 00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,400 (CRYING) Like... 184 00:10:56,033 --> 00:11:01,367 You're just like my screwing around bastard father! 185 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,667 HARRY: Her father! 186 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,833 The man who wrecked her childhood. 187 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,400 -I was in real trouble. -(CRYING) 188 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,233 Ready, Pat? 189 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:18,433 Nearly. 190 00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:20,100 Come on then. 191 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,067 We're going on holiday. 192 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:30,433 GINA: Pat! Time to get in the car. 193 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:35,700 -Please, Gina, please. -Please, what? 194 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,233 Please don't stop loving me. 195 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:42,933 You must have known. I can't love a man who doesn't love me. 196 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,233 But, I do! 197 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,967 Only me! 198 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,400 Ever. 199 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:51,633 And if you don't know that about me, Harry, then 200 00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:53,667 you don't know me at all. 201 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,833 (MOBILE CHIMING) 202 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,433 -Gina. -MARTY: Harry... 203 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,833 My Mum called. 204 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,100 (SIGHS) 205 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,567 Get in here! 206 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,333 My Mum is really, really upset. 207 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:51,700 Gina's left me. 208 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,200 Don't worry, the most she can get is half. 209 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,067 I am being crucified here, Harry. 210 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,367 I've got to find her. 211 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,400 Oh, don't go, Harry. I need you. Harry! 212 00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:00,133 I'm nothing like her father. 213 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,900 Don't go. Harry. 214 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,800 Harry, man. 215 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,700 HARRY: Gina's screwing around bastard father. 216 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,133 -How you doing? -Daddy, Daddy, look! 217 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,500 You're staying with Glenn, Pat. 218 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,267 Daddy and I need to talk. 219 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,733 Come with me. 220 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,700 Let's check out the new Travis album. 221 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,633 Or we could listen to Eminem. 222 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,400 No. 223 00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,967 It's over. 224 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,567 I hurt you. 225 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,600 What I did was very bad, but grownups don't break up over one night. 226 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,300 It's never just one night. 227 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,933 We married young. I gave up things, so did you. 228 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:45,067 That was the deal. 229 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,500 Do you think it's been easy for me? 230 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,900 Baby sit, Star Wars, listening to you winging on 231 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,833 about how you're not a teenager any more. 232 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,500 I love you. You love me. 233 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,233 You tricked me into loving you. 234 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:59,333 I trusted you and you broke my heart. 235 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:02,133 I'll do anything. What do you want? 236 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,967 What do I want? 237 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,800 I want my life back. 238 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,200 HARRY: That sounded like trouble. 239 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,600 My parents were expecting us for tea, all three of us. 240 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,733 PADDY: Where's Gina? 241 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,133 I, er... I have some news. 242 00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,733 You means she's... 243 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,367 What news? 244 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,100 PADDY: It's good news? 245 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,133 She's left me. 246 00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:33,667 She's left you where? 247 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,633 BETTY: Pat? 248 00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,400 He's with Gina, at her dad's place. 249 00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:40,967 That punk rocker. 250 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,533 -Poor little thing. -She's left you where? 251 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:43,733 She's walked out! 252 00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,800 Getting a divorce, is that what you mean? 253 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:47,800 PADDY: Why? 254 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,167 Have you been... 255 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:54,100 You've ruined my life. 256 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,800 He doesn't mean it. 257 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,367 Your life! What about my life? 258 00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,167 Your life is over! 259 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,567 Over! 260 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,800 Our next guest tonight, needs no introduction. 261 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,733 He's a man known on both sides of the Atlantic 262 00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:16,133 for the brilliance of his... Oh, bollocks! 263 00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,933 -What is wrong with that auto cue? -Nothing. 264 00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,500 Why can't this stupid little cow keep up with me? 265 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,733 No problem, Marty. 266 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,500 Okay, everybody, we're going again. 267 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,633 Oh, no, we're not! 268 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,600 (SOFT THUD) 269 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,667 HARRY: A taped show is a whole different deal. 270 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,600 You need to find a new energy. 271 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,067 And going crazy at the auto cue girl 272 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,267 isn't going to help, all right. 273 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,133 You did not try to keep the show live. 274 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,467 Too much effort and not enough balls. 275 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,467 Channel bleach you roll over, don't you, eh? 276 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,633 I'll go back to him, see if I can work out a compromise. 277 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,067 But in the meantime, Marty... 278 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,900 I found a replacement for the auto cue girl. 279 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,567 Shall we go again? 280 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,933 Now that's better. 281 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,900 JASMIN: It'll be fine, Marty. 282 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:01,200 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 283 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,200 (DOOR CLOSING) 284 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,067 Hi, Pat. 285 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,533 Hi, Dad. 286 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,633 Sally. Is your dad around? 287 00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:19,833 No, geek. 288 00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,200 Gina? 289 00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,233 No, airport. 290 00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:24,367 HARRY: Why? 291 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,067 Duh, catch a plane. 292 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,633 To where? 293 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:28,800 China. 294 00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:29,967 You mean Japan? 295 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,900 Okay, Japan. 296 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,833 There's a big difference between China and Japan! 297 00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,100 Not to me, mate. 298 00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:37,500 (LAUGHING) 299 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,533 Pat, get your coat! 300 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,433 Now! 301 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,733 Tell Glenn, he's with me. 302 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,433 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 303 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,633 -You're late. -Sorry. 304 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:03,333 I had to drop Pat over at my parents. 305 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,200 So, has the channel explained it to you? 306 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,200 The 15 minute delay system, has the same energy as live. 307 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,800 Allows you to play to your strengths and then to play safe. 308 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:13,367 I want Jasmin more involved with booking the guests. 309 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,067 -Okay. -Plus, I want her to deal with the director... 310 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,300 Okay, but... 311 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,067 And I want her to keep the channel of my back from now on. 312 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,533 Oh, Marty, that's producing. That's my job. 313 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,767 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 314 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,167 We started this show together. 315 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,267 I brought you in to television. 316 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,467 Marty, I can't lose my job now. 317 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,233 -Not now! -This is business. 318 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,700 All that bloody punishment for not being available 24 hours a day 319 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,267 while my marriage is breaking up. 320 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,867 -Harry, Harry, Harry, you are embarrassing me. -Oh, come on, Marty! 321 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,067 You're Mr Controversy. 322 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,467 You're not worried about a little scene. 323 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,533 All right, Jasmin's in, you're out. 324 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,067 You'll thank me for it one day. 325 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,533 No hard feelings, eh? 326 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,467 PAT: Ow! Let go! 327 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,167 -You're hurting me. -HARRY: Oh, come on, please! 328 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,167 Stop it. 329 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,600 Look, Mummy's gone away for a little while. 330 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:14,800 Please let Daddy wash your hair. 331 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,800 -No! -Do you think Luke Skywalker 332 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:19,067 -cries when he has his hair washed? -Yes! 333 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,667 Oh, come on, please! 334 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,900 -I want Mummy. -Mummy's not here. 335 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,400 -When will I see her again? -I don't know. 336 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,167 -What did I do? -Nothing! 337 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,933 Look, look... 338 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,667 Mummy loves you very, very much 339 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,067 and we'll see her soon, I promise. 340 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,567 HARRY: "And when he came to place where the wild things are, 341 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,967 "they roared their terrible roars 342 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,767 "and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes 343 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:55,067 "and showed their terrible claws, till Max said..." 344 00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,400 (TELEPHONE BEEPS) 345 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:39,233 AUTOMATED VOICE: You have nine new messages. 346 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,500 GINA: So, you took Pat back. 347 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:45,300 I imagine you're really, really dramatising the situation. 348 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:48,133 -He was perfectly happy there with him and my sister. -(BEEPS) 349 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:52,067 And yes, I am in Japan. I was happy here before I met you. 350 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,267 And if you don't want him to have fillings, 351 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,133 make sure you're really thorough when you brush his teeth. 352 00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:01,567 And make sure he's in bed by 9:00 at the absolute latest. 353 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,100 Not 10:00, Harry, 9:00. We had a deal with this marriage. 354 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,000 It was supposed to be for life, 355 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:09,633 not till somebody got bored because of his... 356 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:13,167 How can I let you touch me again when I know 357 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,767 know that you've been touching someone else with the same hands? 358 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,733 Kissing someone like you kissed me. 359 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:23,033 I want Pat to know. I'll see him really soon. 360 00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:28,500 Tell my little boy, I love him very, very much 361 00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:30,567 and I always will. 362 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,467 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 363 00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,200 And don't think you're Mr Bloody Special. 364 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:44,133 Millions of women all over the world look after children on their own. 365 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:47,767 Millions and millions and millions. 366 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:51,100 There's nothing special about you at all. 367 00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,367 Look, Gina... 368 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,200 You betrayed us. 369 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,067 Not just me, Harry. 370 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,700 Pat too. 371 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,400 (DISCONNECTS CALL) 372 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,200 (SIGHS) 373 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,467 Anything? 374 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,800 Anything, except for breakfast from Star Wars and stuff like that. 375 00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:23,200 But otherwise anything you like. 376 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:24,600 Green spaghetti. 377 00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:26,800 Green spaghetti? 378 00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,333 You said anything. 379 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,200 I can't make green spaghetti. 380 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,600 You don't make it, you buy it, duh! 381 00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,167 Come on. 382 00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:51,800 Hey, Pat. How do you do? 383 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,800 He's our custom cook. 384 00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,100 So what can I get you guys? 385 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:03,867 Green spaghetti. 386 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:05,133 Spaghetti presto? 387 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,133 For breakfast? 388 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,633 Where's Mum today? 389 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,533 Tokyo. 390 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,533 Green spaghetti for two then. 391 00:22:18,433 --> 00:22:19,933 Yes, please. Thank you. 392 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,100 She's from Texas. 393 00:22:34,267 --> 00:22:35,700 (GROANS) 394 00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:37,533 Hello! 395 00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:40,667 Mummy! 396 00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:44,633 You should've let me know. 397 00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:46,367 I would have met you at the airport. 398 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,433 Pat, your hair! 399 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,533 Come on, let's get it washed. 400 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,467 PAT: Have you brought me a present? 401 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600 GINA: Ooh, what do you think? 402 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,167 (KIDS PLAYING) 403 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,067 GINA: My written Japanese is rusty 404 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,767 but my spoken Japanese is more than good enough for interpreting. 405 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,167 Sitting in on meetings, liaise with the clients. 406 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:10,433 The job's mine if I want it, but they need to know now. 407 00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:11,800 This job's in Tokyo. 408 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:14,167 You think I went there for a holiday? 409 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:17,100 Right, I forgot, you want your life back. 410 00:23:17,233 --> 00:23:20,367 -This for a year. After that, I don't know. -(SIREN WAILING) 411 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,900 What are you doing for money? 412 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,467 The joint account. 413 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,167 But what about Pat? 414 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,967 We'll ship his stuff and... 415 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,800 Are you going to ship his grandparents, his friends? What about me? 416 00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:31,067 -You broke my heart. -So, now you're going to take Pat away from me? 417 00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:34,300 You can't stand the thought of me having a life without you, can you? 418 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,133 When I think, what I gave up... 419 00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:40,300 And all those shit head arrogant posers at your dumb television parties 420 00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:42,067 and ever so important launches, 421 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,467 you made me feel about that high. 422 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,533 -What are you talking about? -What do you do? 423 00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,200 Look after my little boy. 424 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:50,167 And they give me this look like, "Oh, a bloody moron, then." 425 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,767 Can you imagine how that feels? 426 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:53,967 No. 427 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,733 And the women, were the worst. 428 00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:59,300 You made love to one of them, Harry. 429 00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:01,567 You made love to her, whoever she was 430 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,133 because you thought she was better than me. 431 00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:04,200 No. 432 00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:05,700 Oh, yes! 433 00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:11,767 This marriage was my life, what I did. 434 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,400 And you disrespected it. 435 00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:15,633 -Turned it to shit like that. -Gina. 436 00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:17,733 Don't touch me. 437 00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:21,200 Well, I'm twice as smart as them, twice as smart. 438 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,167 Leave him with me. 439 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,567 Don't be stupid. 440 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,267 Well, just for a couple of weeks, months, whatever, 441 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,733 until... It makes sense. 442 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,867 I've got time now. 443 00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:36,100 It'll take me a while to get a new job anyway. 444 00:24:36,233 --> 00:24:38,967 Just until you've settled in and you've found somewhere new to live. 445 00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:42,167 Look, the kind of hours you'll have to work out there, 446 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,900 he'll hardly see you, Gina. 447 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,633 And he'll see no one else he knows, 448 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,967 looked after by some stranger in a microscopic flat. 449 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,967 I have to take this chance. I have to know if I can do this. 450 00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:00,067 I love him, Harry. 451 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,633 I know that. 452 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,367 I'll send for him just 453 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,467 as soon as I can and call every day. 454 00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:18,733 That sounds good. 455 00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:21,733 You really think you can manage this? 456 00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:23,900 Yeah, I do. 457 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:26,700 I can. 458 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:30,067 And it's just until you're sorted out, okay, that's all. 459 00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:31,633 I'll be back for him. 460 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,467 Of course. 461 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:48,933 HARRY: But by then, everything will be different. 462 00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:56,067 PADDY: Look after your own child? You? 463 00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:59,467 You think I can't, don't you? 464 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,367 Here's a three pack. 465 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,100 It's a special edition. 466 00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:10,700 When? 467 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:13,900 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 468 00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:39,500 You have thought this through? 469 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:41,400 It's settled. 470 00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:51,467 (TV PLAYING) 471 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,133 BETTY: Luke's ever so brave, isn't he Grandad? 472 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:56,800 He is. 473 00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,933 Oh, yeah, he is, very brave. 474 00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:02,100 Very brave indeed. 475 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:11,167 -Time to go now. -Don't want to. 476 00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:13,533 But, you've got to. 477 00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:20,433 I don't think I can do this. He's too... 478 00:27:20,567 --> 00:27:22,067 You don't think you can do it? 479 00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:25,567 You don't think, you, you have to do it... 480 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,700 Because there's nobody else, because you, 481 00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:32,700 whatever else you are, are the only father that little boy has, so... 482 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,567 Stop whining and get on with it! 483 00:27:45,867 --> 00:27:47,067 Bloody Japan! 484 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,933 Bitch! 485 00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:50,200 Bitch! 486 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,467 Daddy's just tidying up. 487 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,833 Well, come and help. 488 00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:08,467 Pat, we don't have this. 489 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,600 Daddy. 490 00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:20,867 I've got it. I've got it. 491 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:24,800 Pat, no! 492 00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:45,967 Here you are. 493 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,533 Thank you. 494 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,767 PAT: But I want it on. 495 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,267 -HARRY: It's time for bed. -PAT: Mummy lets me. 496 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,633 -No, she doesn't. -She does. 497 00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,067 -Doesn't! -Does! 498 00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:02,433 Doesn't! 499 00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:07,500 -Hello. -GINA: How's it going? 500 00:29:07,633 --> 00:29:10,100 So, when are you going to stop punishing me and come home? 501 00:29:10,233 --> 00:29:13,133 Thanks, I was wondering if I did the right thing coming out here. 502 00:29:13,267 --> 00:29:15,700 But a few words from you... 503 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:19,233 Don't worry, I'll be back, for Pat. 504 00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,833 And where's he going to live? 505 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,200 In your shoe box? 506 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,467 Is Pat there? 507 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,500 He's five years old, where else would he be? 508 00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:27,933 Out on a hot one with Naomi? 509 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:31,500 Do you want to talk about this like adults or do you want to argue like a child? 510 00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:33,967 I want to argue like a child. 511 00:29:34,867 --> 00:29:36,067 (SIGHS) 512 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,067 I love you. 513 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:43,433 Happy 30th birthday, Harry. 514 00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:45,933 It's not my birthday until tomorrow. 515 00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:48,367 Well, here you're already 30. 516 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:52,433 I'm not there, Gina. I'm in the real world! 517 00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:54,800 Oh, please come back to it. 518 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,733 Can I talk to Pat now? 519 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,067 Mummy wants to talk to you, Pat. 520 00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,433 Hello, Mummy. 521 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,467 Fine. 522 00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:12,567 Yes. 523 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,933 Are you coming home soon? 524 00:30:17,867 --> 00:30:19,400 Bye, Mum. 525 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:22,433 I don't need to talk to Mummy any more. 526 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,233 So... 527 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:28,933 Tell him, I'll call him tomorrow. 528 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,167 Is that okay? 529 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,867 Anytime at all. 530 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,200 I'll be here. 531 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:38,700 Where else would I be? 532 00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,800 Naomi can't fit me in, either. 533 00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:42,133 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 534 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,433 -Pat! -PAT: Daddy! 535 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,067 I'm coming! Coming! 536 00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:25,800 PAT: Look what I found. 537 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,067 Look at me! 538 00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:30,100 Look at me! 539 00:31:30,233 --> 00:31:31,633 Stay right where you are! 540 00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:35,267 I said, don't move! 541 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,100 Don't move! 542 00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:38,400 Wait there! 543 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:39,800 Help me, Dad! 544 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:41,633 -Daddy! -I said, don't move! 545 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:42,767 Dad! 546 00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:44,900 Pat! 547 00:31:45,567 --> 00:31:46,800 PAT: Daddy! 548 00:31:46,933 --> 00:31:48,067 Pat! 549 00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:50,067 (SCREAMING) 550 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,700 (CRASHING) 551 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,767 Shit! 552 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,167 Pat! 553 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,133 Pat, can you hear me? 554 00:32:05,267 --> 00:32:06,467 Pat! 555 00:32:06,867 --> 00:32:07,700 Pat! 556 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,867 Pat, can you hear me? Pat. 557 00:32:10,067 --> 00:32:11,533 Pat. 558 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,700 Pat! Pat! 559 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,167 Pat! Shit! 560 00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:19,400 Pat. 561 00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:21,167 (SOBBING) 562 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:22,800 Pat! 563 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,367 (PEOPLE GASP) 564 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,700 Ambulance. 565 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,100 My car is outside. It'll be quicker. 566 00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:48,400 Just need an address and signature on a consent form, please. 567 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,067 Oh, I'm not his mother. 568 00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:51,567 Excuse me. 569 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,200 Pat and Harry Silver, 58 Donavan street. 570 00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,067 You should call the boy's mother. 571 00:32:59,067 --> 00:33:00,967 NURSE: Pat, can you hear me? 572 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,133 Pat! 573 00:33:03,267 --> 00:33:05,067 -Do you know his blood group? -Er... No, no. 574 00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:07,133 Okay, don't mind. Does he have any allergies? 575 00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:09,067 Not that I know of. 576 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,500 Just take a seat for the moment, 577 00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,067 the doctor will be out in a minute, okay? 578 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,700 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 579 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:22,800 Kids are tough. They get through things you thought impossible. 580 00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:24,200 I don't... 581 00:33:27,867 --> 00:33:29,900 Sorry, er... 582 00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:32,067 Harry Silver. 583 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,067 I'm Cyd. 584 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:35,133 Cyd. 585 00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:36,500 Yes. 586 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,633 As in C-Y-D? 587 00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:44,133 C-Y-D. 588 00:33:44,267 --> 00:33:46,467 -As in Cyd Charisse? -That's right. 589 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,300 She danced with Fred Astaire in Silk Stockings. 590 00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,567 -My parents loved that. -Mine too. 591 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,067 My parents! 592 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,600 Oh! (GASPS) 593 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:57,867 Oh, God. 594 00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,467 I have to go. 595 00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:03,067 Of course. 596 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,967 Good luck. 597 00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:06,967 Thank you. 598 00:34:18,967 --> 00:34:20,933 It's all right, Pat. Dad's here. 599 00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:23,567 Everything's going to be okay, okay? 600 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,533 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 601 00:34:42,067 --> 00:34:43,600 (LINE RINGING) 602 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,600 You want some tea? 603 00:34:57,733 --> 00:34:58,900 We'll have tea coming out of our rears. 604 00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:01,067 Just be quiet and try to relax. 605 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:02,400 PADDY: Relax? 606 00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:04,900 Why don't you try Gina again? 607 00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:07,267 -Mom... -BETTY: She's his mother. 608 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,133 She needs to know. 609 00:35:10,667 --> 00:35:14,900 Before, when I said I didn't think I could do this... 610 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:21,667 Well, now, please God give me the chance. 611 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,667 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 612 00:35:28,067 --> 00:35:29,467 BETTY: Harry. 613 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,800 Mr Silver. 614 00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:38,533 -Is he... -Awake, yes. 615 00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:39,933 And he's asking for you. 616 00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:42,300 (SIGHS) 617 00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:45,133 He'll have a sore head for a few weeks and a scar for life. 618 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,133 I've got to get back now. 619 00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:49,833 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 620 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,133 -He's fine! -(CHUCKLES) 621 00:35:57,567 --> 00:35:59,167 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 622 00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:01,200 (EKG BEEPING) 623 00:36:02,067 --> 00:36:03,467 PADDY: What about Gina? 624 00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:06,200 She's going to want to come home. 625 00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:09,100 I'll persuade her she doesn't need to. 626 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,700 I can cope. 627 00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:15,133 Good. 628 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:19,067 MAN: (ON TV) Kilkenny girls are special because 629 00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:23,167 Kilkenny is a place untouched by the modern world. 630 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,500 There are for example, no vibrators. 631 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,933 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(PAUSES VIDEO) 632 00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:29,567 (RAPID BEEPS) 633 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,167 -Pat! -PAT: I'm in my room. 634 00:36:34,267 --> 00:36:38,800 The priests took them away because the girls kept chipping their teeth. 635 00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:41,633 Mind you, God knows what the priests were doing to them. 636 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:45,500 Me poor little Mummy didn't go to confession for two or three weeks afterwards. 637 00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:48,633 -Eamon Fish. -HARRY: Good name. 638 00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:51,100 Good comic but chat show host? 639 00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:53,067 You did it for Marty? 640 00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:56,067 Well, come on, Harry. I know you need the job and it's very good money. 641 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,567 PAT: And this is my daddy. My mummy's in Japan. 642 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,367 My mummy still loves me but she only likes my dad now. 643 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,467 WOMEN: Oh. 644 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,700 Yeah, I need the job but, right now, 645 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:09,100 another comedian needs me more than your Mr Fish. 646 00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:11,067 -Pat, eat! -I hate it. 647 00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:12,467 Eat it! 648 00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:17,367 "My mummy still loves me but she only likes my dad now." 649 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,267 How can you say a thing like that? 650 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,433 Okay, it's true but... 651 00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:26,067 Say that again. 652 00:37:26,167 --> 00:37:28,133 I'm seeing someone else. 653 00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:30,767 Oh, naturally. 654 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,300 You don't half around the world 655 00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:35,067 to get your life back without seeing someone else. 656 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,400 Who? 657 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,067 Richard. 658 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,633 Richard? 659 00:37:39,767 --> 00:37:45,067 He's English, married, semi separated, actually. 660 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,800 What's semi separated mean? 661 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:49,767 They're not together, but you know, it isn't sorted yet. 662 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,200 So what do you call him? Rick? 663 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,400 Dick? Dickey? Dickhead! 664 00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:57,433 Don't shout at me. 665 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,667 It's not my fault. I didn't ruin everything. 666 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,767 One night, Gina, it was one night. 667 00:38:04,267 --> 00:38:07,667 It's not my fault you were too dumb to know what you had. 668 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,300 HARRY: No, I knew what I had, I was just dumb enough to throw it all... 669 00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:19,400 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 670 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,400 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ON TV) 671 00:38:23,933 --> 00:38:25,200 What? 672 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,100 Er... For Pat. 673 00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,267 -Pat? -Your son. 674 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,267 This is for him. It's green spaghetti. 675 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,667 And don't mind me saying this, 676 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,933 but your front door manner could use a little work. 677 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,800 Cyd. 678 00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:38,100 Very good. 679 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,967 I'm so sorry. 680 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,767 Please, come in. 681 00:38:45,067 --> 00:38:46,400 Hey, Pat. 682 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,633 Green spaghetti, Pat. 683 00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:49,100 -What do you say? -Thank you. 684 00:38:49,233 --> 00:38:50,833 You're welcome. 685 00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:54,133 Stitches itchy? 686 00:38:54,267 --> 00:38:55,500 CYD: That means you'll have a good scar. 687 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,467 Look tough at big school. 688 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,867 Yes, we're starting at Southfields next week. 689 00:39:01,067 --> 00:39:02,367 -Southfields... -Hmm. 690 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,067 And we're a bit worried about it. 691 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:08,100 Oh, even Luke Skywalker was a bit worried about big school 692 00:39:08,233 --> 00:39:09,600 but, only at first. 693 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:17,967 Wow, that's some outfit she has on. 694 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,067 -It's his favourite bit. -CYD: Oh. 695 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,433 Well... 696 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:25,233 -Cyd. -Yeah. 697 00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:26,500 Sorry, this is, 698 00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:29,133 I know, somewhat over impulsive, and 699 00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:31,067 excuse me for being that, but 700 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:33,367 now's the only opportunity I'm ever going to have say it, so... 701 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,800 I'm just going to come straight out and say it. 702 00:39:36,433 --> 00:39:37,733 Say what? 703 00:39:38,933 --> 00:39:42,867 I think you're great and, eh, I like you. 704 00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:47,067 Boy, are you missing your wife. 705 00:39:48,367 --> 00:39:49,900 We're semi separated. 706 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:52,200 Oh. 707 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,667 Bye, Pat. 708 00:39:55,133 --> 00:39:56,100 Bye. 709 00:39:56,233 --> 00:39:57,567 See ya. 710 00:39:58,133 --> 00:39:59,467 Yeah. 711 00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:08,500 That was nice of her, wasn't it, hmm? 712 00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:27,933 HARRY: Pat was starting school. 713 00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:31,667 Those long days watching Star Wars videos together were over. 714 00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:36,700 My little boy is joining the world. 715 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,000 (KIDS SPEAKING DISTINCTLY) 716 00:40:44,533 --> 00:40:45,967 TEACHER: Come and sit down. 717 00:40:48,867 --> 00:40:50,733 Hello, Pat. Welcome to reception. 718 00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:53,400 You're just in time for morning story. 719 00:40:53,533 --> 00:40:55,567 We have some volunteers from year one here 720 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:58,033 to look after all you new boys and girls. 721 00:40:58,533 --> 00:40:59,800 Come on then. 722 00:41:00,067 --> 00:41:01,133 Quick. 723 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,900 Okay, it's time for morning story. 724 00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:07,700 KIDS: Story! 725 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,833 TEACHER: Today's story is all about... 726 00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:13,633 -KIDS: Birthdays. -TEACHER: That's right. 727 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,067 I straightened out the handle bars. 728 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,567 Only took a few minutes. 729 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,067 -And it would have taken me hours. -(BELL RINGS) 730 00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:47,933 Is it my fault I can't use tools like you? 731 00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:51,067 -I'm not some brave ex-commander with a medal. -Carry on, lad. 732 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,333 Calm down for Christ sake. 733 00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:54,167 PAT: Daddy! 734 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,400 Hiya, Pat. (LAUGHING) 735 00:41:57,533 --> 00:41:59,067 Bye, Peggy. 736 00:42:00,233 --> 00:42:02,733 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 737 00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:05,433 I'll see her tomorrow, at school. 738 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,600 It's too soon after the accident. 739 00:42:13,733 --> 00:42:17,667 Just because he's had one tumble doesn't mean to say he's going to have another. 740 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,933 There's no hurry, is there? 741 00:42:19,067 --> 00:42:21,433 PADDY: Sooner the better, in my opinion. 742 00:42:21,567 --> 00:42:23,867 But, it's up to you, you're his dad. 743 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,400 Pat? 744 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,867 Keep holding on, Grandad. 745 00:42:33,067 --> 00:42:35,100 You're doing it, Pat. You're doing it, Pat. You're doing it. 746 00:42:35,233 --> 00:42:36,533 You're doing it! 747 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,200 That's it. (PANTING) 748 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,667 (COUGHING) 749 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,800 Dad. 750 00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:46,167 I'm okay. 751 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,267 Can you look after Pat on Saturday night? 752 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,167 I've been thinking of going out. 753 00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:55,533 With a woman? 754 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,500 Again? 755 00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:59,233 And you think that's appropriate for someone in your position, do you? 756 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:01,900 I'm just thinking of taking someone to the pictures no big deal. 757 00:43:02,067 --> 00:43:03,400 (COUGHING) 758 00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,133 You sure you're okay? 759 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,567 What about Gina? 760 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:18,167 Just because you've had one tumble... 761 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:21,900 -Well? -PAT: Daddy! 762 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,633 Grandad! 763 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,400 I did it! I did it! 764 00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:29,967 (LINE RINGING) 765 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,067 Hi, is Cyd there? 766 00:43:34,567 --> 00:43:35,967 CYD: Hi, Harry. 767 00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:37,500 Hey! 768 00:43:37,633 --> 00:43:39,300 You recognised my voice. 769 00:43:39,433 --> 00:43:40,633 How was school? 770 00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:43,533 -There were a few tears, but that was me. -(CHUCKLES) 771 00:43:43,667 --> 00:43:46,900 Though Pat was fine. He met this little girl straight away. 772 00:43:47,067 --> 00:43:48,633 Like father like son. 773 00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:51,167 Cyd! 774 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:52,633 Time's are getting restless. 775 00:43:52,767 --> 00:43:56,367 I wondered, would you like to go out sometime? 776 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,767 Okay. I got to go now, though. 777 00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:00,967 Wait! I want to say this isn't about me missing my wife. 778 00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:02,967 I do really like you. 779 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:05,467 So you like me, honey, but you can't pay my bills. 780 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,567 -Honey? -Bye, now. 781 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:08,767 Bye. 782 00:44:19,133 --> 00:44:20,200 Hey. 783 00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:22,400 Hey. 784 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:27,733 We er... Didn't talk about what we were going to do. 785 00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:29,067 (LAUGHING) 786 00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:31,433 I brought Time Out. 787 00:44:32,433 --> 00:44:34,167 -Film? -Okay. 788 00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,100 Any ideas? 789 00:44:38,233 --> 00:44:39,767 Hmm, not a big movie. 790 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:41,967 Big movie is a bad date. 791 00:44:44,067 --> 00:44:45,800 So, this is a date then? 792 00:44:52,667 --> 00:44:53,800 Walk. 793 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,067 Uh-huh. 794 00:45:04,433 --> 00:45:06,533 They loved them. 795 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:12,067 Silk Stockings, Grand Hotel, of course Gone With The Wind. 796 00:45:13,733 --> 00:45:18,567 After Dad died, Mum played that video 36 times straight. 797 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,067 And she was rationing herself. 798 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:24,233 They were happy. 799 00:45:24,367 --> 00:45:25,900 They got it right. 800 00:45:26,867 --> 00:45:29,200 Things were different for that generation. 801 00:45:30,533 --> 00:45:33,100 We're not doing too well deciding on the movie. 802 00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:34,433 No. 803 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,967 -We could just... -Walk? 804 00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:45,433 (CYD LAUGHING) 805 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,800 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 806 00:45:56,567 --> 00:45:58,200 (BOTH LAUGHING) 807 00:46:04,067 --> 00:46:05,667 So, what's your story? 808 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,833 Me? 809 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,767 -I just... -Yes... 810 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:12,867 I lost my moorings there for a while. 811 00:46:13,067 --> 00:46:14,800 Oh, I see. 812 00:46:14,933 --> 00:46:16,933 You mean, you fancied a quick fuck? 813 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,133 One. 814 00:46:19,267 --> 00:46:21,733 But before that I sort of... 815 00:46:22,433 --> 00:46:24,233 Let the lights go out. 816 00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:27,400 And what happens when the pretty lady comes back? 817 00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,767 She'll bring someone else with her. 818 00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:42,667 In answer to your former question, yes. 819 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,400 Sorry... 820 00:46:45,533 --> 00:46:47,933 Yes, I think this is a date. 821 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:50,967 Me too. 822 00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:05,067 Look what I've got! 823 00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:06,333 They're going to a disco. 824 00:47:06,467 --> 00:47:08,067 Can Peggy come over to play? 825 00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:09,933 I don't know, Pat, we'll have to ask Peggy's... 826 00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:11,667 Come on, Pat. 827 00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:15,133 Can I go to Pat's house for tea? 828 00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:17,333 Oh, for God's sake, okay. 829 00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:18,733 BOTH: Yeah! 830 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,767 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 831 00:47:23,067 --> 00:47:25,300 -Where's your Mumm? -Abroad, where's yours? 832 00:47:25,433 --> 00:47:27,567 -Work. -(DOORBELL RINGING) 833 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:31,100 Oy, turn that off. 834 00:47:31,233 --> 00:47:32,667 (MUSIC STOPS) 835 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,067 I'm really busy right now. 836 00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,600 I'm your comedian. 837 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:40,900 How are you kids, huh? 838 00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:44,633 I do stand-up but does that mean I can present a television show? 839 00:47:44,767 --> 00:47:46,133 I've already made this clear. 840 00:47:46,267 --> 00:47:47,600 I've got to be a success. 841 00:47:47,733 --> 00:47:49,567 -My boy needs me. -Well, so do I. 842 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,433 -He needs me more. -Well... Not all day. 843 00:47:52,567 --> 00:47:53,833 Where's his Mummy anyway? 844 00:47:53,967 --> 00:47:55,433 -Japan! -Part time... 845 00:47:55,567 --> 00:47:57,600 Consultant, whatever. 846 00:47:59,133 --> 00:48:01,833 You think about that. 847 00:48:01,967 --> 00:48:03,733 She'll be back for you, you know that, don't you? 848 00:48:03,867 --> 00:48:06,167 As soon as she's done her work. 849 00:48:08,467 --> 00:48:10,067 What if I work too? 850 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,767 Only while you're at school. 851 00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:14,933 I'd still take you there and pick you up every day like now. 852 00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:16,067 Would you mind? 853 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,600 No. 854 00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:23,167 We're all right, aren't we? 855 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,533 Yes, Daddy. 856 00:48:26,867 --> 00:48:28,733 -Good night. -Good night, Daddy. 857 00:48:50,267 --> 00:48:53,100 (CROWD CHEERING) 858 00:48:53,233 --> 00:48:56,733 What's the difference between a mosquito and a Kilkenny girl? 859 00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:59,167 A mosquito stops sucking when you hit it on the head. 860 00:49:00,933 --> 00:49:04,533 Why don't they give them longer than 15 minutes for lunch? 861 00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,467 Because you'd have to retrain them. 862 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,900 Now. 863 00:49:08,067 --> 00:49:09,767 I'm Irish, so I can say it. 864 00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:10,933 CROWD: Yeah. 865 00:49:11,067 --> 00:49:12,333 The big guy who's got the bottle. 866 00:49:12,467 --> 00:49:13,967 But that's not true. 867 00:49:15,233 --> 00:49:16,733 In fact, 868 00:49:16,867 --> 00:49:20,333 your average Kilkenny girl has more ear levels 869 00:49:20,467 --> 00:49:23,067 than the average English football fan 870 00:49:24,267 --> 00:49:25,967 has tattoos. 871 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:27,667 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 872 00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:32,600 (BOTH LAUGHING) 873 00:49:32,733 --> 00:49:35,167 It's great to have somebody to sneer at, isn't it? 874 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:36,967 Not bad. 875 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,800 So, it's time for my first guest. 876 00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,133 He's good. 877 00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:42,500 I think he knows it. 878 00:49:42,633 --> 00:49:44,933 -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) -(CROWD CHEERING) 879 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,067 All right. 880 00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:57,767 Oh, we split it? 881 00:49:58,433 --> 00:49:59,700 Sure. 882 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,167 -Babysitter. -(SIGHS) 883 00:50:14,133 --> 00:50:16,200 Can I walk you to the tube? 884 00:50:16,867 --> 00:50:18,433 No, it's fine. 885 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:20,433 Bus then. 886 00:50:20,967 --> 00:50:22,433 No, thanks. 887 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,233 What are you thinking? 888 00:50:26,367 --> 00:50:28,233 (CHUCKLES) 889 00:50:28,367 --> 00:50:29,867 That at this point in my life, 890 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,400 I'd be absolutely crazy to take a chance on a guy like you. 891 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,000 (LAUGHING) 892 00:51:59,067 --> 00:52:01,267 I didn't want him to find me in your bed. 893 00:52:01,967 --> 00:52:03,300 It won't happen again. 894 00:52:03,433 --> 00:52:05,367 -Oh. -I'll put a lock on the door. 895 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:06,667 Tie him down. 896 00:52:07,367 --> 00:52:08,967 We haven't really talked. 897 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:11,667 Well, I've told you about Gina. 898 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,067 You've told me about your husband... 899 00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:15,533 Jim. 900 00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:16,833 Talked about what? 901 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:18,567 Children. 902 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:21,200 Cyd, we've just slept together for the first time. 903 00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:22,733 I like you, 904 00:52:22,867 --> 00:52:26,067 and you like me, but it's not that simple with kids involved. 905 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,433 So, I have a complicated life. 906 00:52:27,567 --> 00:52:28,800 We all have complicated lives. 907 00:52:28,933 --> 00:52:31,500 The little girl, Peggy, who plays with Pat... 908 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,100 Yes? 909 00:52:34,133 --> 00:52:35,533 She's my daughter. 910 00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:41,233 And you didn't tell me. 911 00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:42,800 I told her to look out for Pat. 912 00:52:42,933 --> 00:52:44,300 I can't believe you didn't tell me. 913 00:52:44,433 --> 00:52:45,967 See, this is what I was trying to avoid. 914 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:48,400 Her getting involved, attached to some guy who only... 915 00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:50,667 I'm not some guy! 916 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,867 She was here every day last week. 917 00:52:53,067 --> 00:52:54,533 -She knows me. -As Pat's father. 918 00:52:54,667 --> 00:52:56,667 She sees more of me than that creep you married. 919 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,600 Peggy's dad, that's what he is! 920 00:52:58,733 --> 00:53:01,900 She adores him and I've worked damn hard to keep it that way. 921 00:53:04,367 --> 00:53:05,533 I'm sorry. 922 00:53:07,233 --> 00:53:08,400 I'm sorry. 923 00:53:11,367 --> 00:53:12,800 This is complicated. 924 00:53:15,367 --> 00:53:16,667 Jim's still here. 925 00:53:17,867 --> 00:53:18,867 Still here? 926 00:53:19,367 --> 00:53:20,533 Jim? 927 00:53:28,067 --> 00:53:30,067 They're clean? You've washed them carefully? 928 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,533 Yes, Mum. 929 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,667 -Where are we going, Daddy? -Haven't decided yet, Peggy. 930 00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:39,767 Hi. 931 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:43,500 Who's he? 932 00:53:44,433 --> 00:53:45,600 My friend. 933 00:53:48,533 --> 00:53:49,967 When I was a kid, 934 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,067 we all used to hang out by the Yucatan liquor store, 935 00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:56,233 all the girls trying to look like Pamela Anderson, 936 00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:58,500 boys can't help looking like Meat Loaf. 937 00:53:58,633 --> 00:54:00,500 But then one night... 938 00:54:01,867 --> 00:54:02,867 Go on. 939 00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:06,433 This cool sexy Scots guy, 940 00:54:06,567 --> 00:54:11,600 rode up on his Triumph Bonneville motorcycle. 941 00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,433 It didn't work out. 942 00:54:15,567 --> 00:54:16,800 And now he wants you back. 943 00:54:16,933 --> 00:54:18,867 He never wanted us to break up in the first place. 944 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:21,333 So why did you? 945 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:24,900 Because, it was just pointless. 946 00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:27,800 So, 947 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,067 -do you still love him? -(PHONE RINGING) 948 00:54:33,967 --> 00:54:36,800 No, but Peggy does. 949 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,067 (PHONE RINGING) 950 00:54:46,767 --> 00:54:49,400 I don't know how your lot expect to live like this. 951 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,133 What's going to happen to the kids? 952 00:54:52,267 --> 00:54:54,300 How are they supposed to cope? 953 00:54:54,433 --> 00:54:55,733 -I don't know. -You have to know! 954 00:54:55,867 --> 00:54:57,833 "My generation looked after the kids. 955 00:54:57,967 --> 00:54:59,733 "And yours looks after itself." 956 00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:01,867 Oh, yeah. Well... 957 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:04,100 It's true, isn't it? 958 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,200 I'm doing the best I can. 959 00:55:07,967 --> 00:55:09,100 Daddy. 960 00:55:09,867 --> 00:55:11,067 What is it, Pat? 961 00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:12,867 Do I still look like Mummy? 962 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,100 Well, yes! 963 00:55:17,233 --> 00:55:19,333 You still look very much like Mummy. 964 00:55:19,467 --> 00:55:21,133 And when she comes back, she's going to say, 965 00:55:21,267 --> 00:55:23,867 "There's that Pat. He looks just like me." 966 00:55:24,067 --> 00:55:25,500 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 967 00:55:25,633 --> 00:55:27,667 Bastards! Right in front of my eyes. 968 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,633 The little bastards slashed your car roof! 969 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,667 (ALARM CONTINUES) 970 00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:35,367 Little... 971 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,933 I'll kill the lot of you! 972 00:55:44,433 --> 00:55:46,433 (PANTING) 973 00:55:49,767 --> 00:55:52,400 No more excuses, you must go and see the doctor. 974 00:55:52,533 --> 00:55:54,333 -Tell him, Harry! -Dad. 975 00:55:54,467 --> 00:55:56,100 You must, Paddy. 976 00:55:56,233 --> 00:55:57,733 (COUGHING) 977 00:56:01,367 --> 00:56:04,467 I dish you! I dish you, your mamas! 978 00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:07,667 -Pat. -Your sister's a whore! 979 00:56:16,367 --> 00:56:18,367 Where did he learn that kind of language? 980 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,900 His mother's side. Thanks, mate. 981 00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:24,433 So what do I look like in these? 982 00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:25,833 Lovely. 983 00:56:27,933 --> 00:56:29,133 Come on. 984 00:56:31,133 --> 00:56:33,667 Hello, I'm Eamon and I'm famous. 985 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,933 -Who are you with? -Him. 986 00:56:36,067 --> 00:56:39,500 You don't want to be wasting your time with a galoot like Harry. 987 00:56:39,633 --> 00:56:41,300 He doesn't appreciate women. 988 00:56:41,433 --> 00:56:42,900 -He appreciates me. -Oh. 989 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:46,067 17% share after three months, we're a success. 990 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,700 Bethem Palmer McLeod! 991 00:56:51,067 --> 00:56:52,867 ITV weather girl. 992 00:57:01,567 --> 00:57:04,467 So, you bounced back then? 993 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,667 Little more complicated than a bounce. 994 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,067 Cyd, Jasmin. 995 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,067 -Hi. -Hi. 996 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:13,400 -What... -Do I do? 997 00:57:13,533 --> 00:57:15,667 I'm a waitress. 998 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,167 Actually I was going to say, what a fantastic dress. 999 00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:21,867 -Pleased to meet you. -Nice to meet you too. 1000 00:57:22,067 --> 00:57:23,700 Harry, Harry, Harry! 1001 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:28,533 I would just like to add my own sincere, very sincere congratulations. 1002 00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:30,533 I told you, you'll thank me one day, didn't I? 1003 00:57:30,667 --> 00:57:33,433 And this fella. What a talent, he! 1004 00:57:33,567 --> 00:57:35,367 -He's touching me, Harry! -Ooh! 1005 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,333 You know, Marty, looking around 1006 00:57:37,467 --> 00:57:41,400 I'm a wee bit disappointed that you're the most famous person here tonight, 1007 00:57:41,533 --> 00:57:43,567 -except for me, of course. -(LAUGHING) 1008 00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:46,167 -Now, if you'd let me... -I want you on my show. 1009 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:49,067 Oh, no, Marty, I want you on mine. 1010 00:57:52,767 --> 00:57:54,833 Come on, Jasmin, limo's waiting. 1011 00:58:11,967 --> 00:58:15,600 Jasmin. That where you lost your moorings? 1012 00:58:19,867 --> 00:58:21,167 Thought so. 1013 00:58:27,067 --> 00:58:29,400 -Wait. -What for? 1014 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:35,600 Is making love with earrings illegal in Texas? 1015 00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:39,600 I'll show you what's illegal in Texas. 1016 00:58:47,967 --> 00:58:48,967 (PHONE RINGING) 1017 00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:58,433 Hello. 1018 00:58:58,567 --> 00:58:59,867 GINA: Hello, Harry. 1019 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,067 I said, hello, Harry. 1020 00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:05,533 Hi! 1021 00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:09,533 I just realised, this is the only telephone number in the world I know by heart. 1022 00:59:09,667 --> 00:59:11,800 -What is it? -Is that someone there? 1023 00:59:12,433 --> 00:59:13,633 No. 1024 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,433 Sally, do you realise what time it is? 1025 00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:20,800 You just woke me up. 1026 00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:22,500 You're back? 1027 00:59:22,633 --> 00:59:26,833 Yes, and I want to see Pat as soon as possible. 1028 00:59:26,967 --> 00:59:28,133 I should go. 1029 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:51,833 GINA: Pat! 1030 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,367 Mummy! Mummy! 1031 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,933 HARRY: First time I saw her again, 1032 01:00:02,067 --> 01:00:05,500 something hit me in the chest, hard. 1033 01:00:05,633 --> 01:00:08,867 It was old love but it was still love. 1034 01:00:10,067 --> 01:00:11,833 It stopped my breath, dead. 1035 01:00:12,633 --> 01:00:14,633 And for a moment, 1036 01:00:14,767 --> 01:00:16,667 I thought I would never breathe again. 1037 01:00:51,867 --> 01:00:53,467 You look great. 1038 01:00:54,367 --> 01:00:56,533 Must be all that sushi and sashimi. 1039 01:00:58,233 --> 01:01:00,700 Pat, he's so big. 1040 01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:02,567 Well, I see him every day, I don't notice. 1041 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,967 Well, I do. I haven't seen him for a couple of months. 1042 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,100 Four. Work it out. 1043 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:10,700 School's still okay? 1044 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,600 He has a good friend, a little girl. 1045 01:01:13,733 --> 01:01:15,367 Is he still crazy about Star Wars? 1046 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,367 Yes, but he's started to like other stuff too. 1047 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,767 Music, if gangster rap is music. 1048 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,533 You let him listen to that rubbish? 1049 01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:24,600 Your sister does. 1050 01:01:24,733 --> 01:01:28,300 But I don't see him getting involved in any drive by shootings just yet. 1051 01:01:28,433 --> 01:01:30,067 He has to be in bed by nine. 1052 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,667 What else? 1053 01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:35,467 He lets me wash his hair now. 1054 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,800 And he washes himself in the bath 1055 01:01:36,933 --> 01:01:39,367 and doesn't make a fuss about going to bed. 1056 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,367 He can tie his own shoe laces, tell the time 1057 01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:42,833 and he's started reading. 1058 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,633 Want to know more of what you missed? 1059 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,700 So how long are you in town for? 1060 01:01:54,933 --> 01:01:55,933 Forever. 1061 01:01:56,767 --> 01:01:58,567 Japan's over. 1062 01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:01,700 Not much call for a translator when even the giant corps are going belly up. 1063 01:02:01,833 --> 01:02:04,367 Got out before they threw me out. 1064 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,133 So, I'm back and naturally I want Pat as soon as possible. 1065 01:02:09,967 --> 01:02:10,967 (PHONE RINGING) 1066 01:02:16,367 --> 01:02:17,767 Isn't that your mobile? 1067 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,900 (RINGING CONTINUES) 1068 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:25,367 -Yes. -He's in a hospital, Harry. 1069 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,500 High dependency unit. 1070 01:02:28,267 --> 01:02:30,467 -Mum? -His lungs. 1071 01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:32,133 It has a... 1072 01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:34,067 A... 1073 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,700 A what? 1074 01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:38,533 Tumour on his lungs, you know. 1075 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,300 A mutts and barts. 1076 01:02:41,433 --> 01:02:43,833 Come as quick as you can. 1077 01:02:43,967 --> 01:02:45,633 I'll, I'll be there right away. 1078 01:02:59,267 --> 01:03:00,467 How long has he known? 1079 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,133 He went for tests. 1080 01:03:03,533 --> 01:03:05,100 You didn't tell me. 1081 01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:07,733 It was nothing. He was fine. 1082 01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,467 But he wasn't, was he? 1083 01:03:13,767 --> 01:03:15,233 Well, he must've known all along 1084 01:03:15,367 --> 01:03:16,933 because he'd have made them tell him. 1085 01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:22,433 HARRY: Why didn't he tell us? 1086 01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:26,767 Maybe he's doing what he always did, 1087 01:03:28,733 --> 01:03:30,633 standing between us and the world. 1088 01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:34,533 Giving us a few extra months. 1089 01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:38,067 Giving me a few extra months? 1090 01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:55,833 We need to talk, Harry. 1091 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,067 I know this isn't the best time. 1092 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:03,833 Right. 1093 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,700 When can I have him back? 1094 01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:18,800 Back? 1095 01:04:18,933 --> 01:04:20,367 We don't need to argue about it, this time, 1096 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:23,200 because I'm not taking him out of the country. 1097 01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:25,100 He won't even need to change schools. 1098 01:04:25,233 --> 01:04:26,233 Oh, that's big of you. 1099 01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:28,400 -Richard and I... -Oh, Richard! 1100 01:04:28,533 --> 01:04:29,600 He's with you. 1101 01:04:29,733 --> 01:04:33,367 Yes, we're looking for a place in London, 1102 01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,900 around here so you can see him whenever you... 1103 01:04:35,067 --> 01:04:37,867 Hey, and er, how the hell is old Dickey? 1104 01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:40,833 -Still semi separated? -Permanently separated. 1105 01:04:42,633 --> 01:04:46,067 We're talking about getting married as soon as our divorces come through. 1106 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:50,067 You recover fast from a broken heart. 1107 01:04:50,133 --> 01:04:51,467 I love Richard. 1108 01:04:52,467 --> 01:04:54,700 You want to take my son away from me 1109 01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:57,400 to live with some guy you picked up in a noodle bar. 1110 01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:58,533 Well, no way! 1111 01:04:58,667 --> 01:05:00,233 Because he's happy where he is! 1112 01:05:00,367 --> 01:05:02,500 -And he's staying there! -My solicitor will argue that 1113 01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:03,767 all things being equal, 1114 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,600 a child should be with his mother. 1115 01:05:05,733 --> 01:05:08,067 And my solicitor, when I get one, will argue that 1116 01:05:08,133 --> 01:05:11,367 a child should be with the parent most capable of bringing him up! 1117 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,667 Not the one who buggered off to Japan to get her life back! 1118 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,100 Don't make me hate you, Harry. 1119 01:05:15,233 --> 01:05:16,900 Don't you see! 1120 01:05:17,067 --> 01:05:20,333 I learned, I learned to be a real parent. 1121 01:05:20,467 --> 01:05:21,733 Unbelievable! 1122 01:05:21,867 --> 01:05:23,300 You can't just come back and take that away from me. 1123 01:05:23,433 --> 01:05:25,367 A couple of months and you think you can take my place. 1124 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,900 Four months! 1125 01:05:27,067 --> 01:05:28,633 And I'm not trying to take your place, 1126 01:05:28,767 --> 01:05:30,633 I've found a place of my own! 1127 01:05:30,767 --> 01:05:32,767 And I'm not giving it up! 1128 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,833 Now let yourself out. 1129 01:05:38,633 --> 01:05:40,567 Men die younger than women. 1130 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:44,333 Catch cancer more often. 1131 01:05:44,467 --> 01:05:46,267 Commit suicide more often. 1132 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,233 And are more likely to be unemployed. 1133 01:05:48,367 --> 01:05:50,067 But for some reason, 1134 01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:51,500 Mr Silver, it is women... 1135 01:05:51,633 --> 01:05:53,333 HARRY: Nigel had his own messy divorce behind him. 1136 01:05:53,467 --> 01:05:55,467 Women who are considered to be the victims. 1137 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,933 HARRY: Nigel was the man for me. 1138 01:05:57,067 --> 01:05:59,567 -Your son, is he happy at school? -Very. 1139 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,133 -Sees his mother? -Whenever she wants. 1140 01:06:01,267 --> 01:06:03,600 -And yet? -She wants him to live with her. 1141 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,600 Oh, is she cohabiting? 1142 01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:10,200 Oh, yes, with some guy she met at a Tokyo noodle bar. 1143 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,067 Let me get this clear. 1144 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,433 She just walked out and left you with your son? 1145 01:06:15,567 --> 01:06:17,700 -More or less. -Abandoned the marital home 1146 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,567 and now four months later, she's back in town, 1147 01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:23,867 -newly engaged to a... -Semi separated man. 1148 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:27,433 And feels like playing "Mummy" again, yes? 1149 01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:29,600 Yes! 1150 01:06:29,733 --> 01:06:33,500 Well, we'll see about that. 1151 01:07:58,767 --> 01:08:00,800 Don't think I'll be going home, son. 1152 01:08:05,233 --> 01:08:09,433 Don't, don't say anything to your, to your mother. 1153 01:08:15,067 --> 01:08:16,500 I want to see Pat. 1154 01:08:36,433 --> 01:08:40,133 HARRY: It was only then I understood exactly why I loved him. 1155 01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:46,567 Not, like I thought, for his strengths. 1156 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:48,167 That was all gone. 1157 01:08:48,967 --> 01:08:50,533 But for his gentleness, 1158 01:08:50,667 --> 01:08:53,467 his compassion, his courage, 1159 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,667 his selflessness. 1160 01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:01,267 Harry. 1161 01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:04,567 Pat told Peggy about... 1162 01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:07,600 You okay? 1163 01:09:09,867 --> 01:09:11,067 Cyd! 1164 01:09:11,133 --> 01:09:12,167 We need to talk. 1165 01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:13,667 Er, now that Gina's back, 1166 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,500 you'll want to, 1167 01:09:15,633 --> 01:09:16,600 things will be different. 1168 01:09:16,733 --> 01:09:18,933 -I understand that. -You're right. 1169 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,767 You're right, I haven't seen you in ages, have I? 1170 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:25,500 A lot's happened. 1171 01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:28,700 Why don't you, er, bring Peggy over tomorrow, 1172 01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:30,533 we could have a meal or something. 1173 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:37,567 Maybe, maybe it's right that we aren't spending so much time together, 1174 01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:39,667 er, the kids too. 1175 01:09:40,433 --> 01:09:41,967 We had a good time. 1176 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:43,100 I'm sorry. 1177 01:09:44,867 --> 01:09:46,967 Cyd, my Dad... 1178 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,467 -Pat and I... -I heard. 1179 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,400 There's something we have to do. 1180 01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:02,033 Daddy, look at my painting. 1181 01:10:19,867 --> 01:10:23,733 HARRY: It was the kind of dying you try not to see. 1182 01:10:23,867 --> 01:10:27,167 Full of agony and drugs and terrible loss. 1183 01:10:31,033 --> 01:10:33,000 I hadn't been prepared. 1184 01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:35,800 What made me think a five-year-old boy would be? 1185 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,200 I told myself it would be all right. 1186 01:10:42,567 --> 01:10:44,767 Well, it wasn't all right. 1187 01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:47,433 But it was necessary. 1188 01:11:13,567 --> 01:11:14,967 Hello, Pat. 1189 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,933 Are you coming home soon? 1190 01:11:21,167 --> 01:11:22,667 Got to wait, 1191 01:11:24,633 --> 01:11:27,700 see what, what the doctors have to say. 1192 01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:32,600 -How's school? -Fine. 1193 01:11:35,133 --> 01:11:38,067 And the bike? How's the bike? 1194 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,100 Good. 1195 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,167 It should be more fun. 1196 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,567 Let it stay behind us. 1197 01:11:49,467 --> 01:11:51,067 I miss the park with you. 1198 01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:56,800 I miss you. I miss you too. 1199 01:12:10,067 --> 01:12:11,900 I can't breathe. 1200 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,067 Time to go now. 1201 01:12:31,733 --> 01:12:33,333 HARRY: And that was my father 1202 01:12:33,467 --> 01:12:36,167 saying goodbye to his beloved grandson. 1203 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,567 -Dad. -Yeah? 1204 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:54,133 Where's Putney? Is it in America? 1205 01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:55,933 No, in London. 1206 01:12:57,067 --> 01:12:58,067 Why? 1207 01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:13,067 When were you going to tell me? 1208 01:13:13,133 --> 01:13:17,467 Look face it, you and me, was a rebound thing, Harry. 1209 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,367 I shouldn't have let it get so far. 1210 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,633 It would have been better if you hadn't come. 1211 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,467 I think you're wrong about us, Cyd. 1212 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,467 It isn't a rebound thing. 1213 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,067 I'm giving my marriage another shot. 1214 01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:30,200 Cyd, no! 1215 01:13:33,333 --> 01:13:35,967 -Do you love him? -He's Peggy's father. 1216 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,767 -Answer my question. -I just have. 1217 01:13:42,133 --> 01:13:44,533 Your wife says that she remained faithful to you 1218 01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:48,233 throughout your marriage, but you committed adultery with a colleague from work. 1219 01:13:48,367 --> 01:13:49,367 One night. 1220 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,400 Your wife alleges that your son 1221 01:13:51,533 --> 01:13:54,367 received a severe head injury whilst in your care. 1222 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,667 That was an accident. 1223 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,567 Maybe I should have been watching him more closely 1224 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,567 but at least I was there for him. 1225 01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:02,233 Your wife also asserts 1226 01:14:02,367 --> 01:14:05,200 that you are not exercising proper parental control 1227 01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:07,167 over what your son watches and listens too. 1228 01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:08,900 Nigel, that's just crazy! 1229 01:14:09,067 --> 01:14:11,967 And that your son is allowed to watch violent films unsupervised. 1230 01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:14,500 Star Wars? He's always watched Star Wars. 1231 01:14:14,633 --> 01:14:15,933 And on her last access visit, 1232 01:14:16,067 --> 01:14:17,967 she discovered in his possession 1233 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:22,267 a music tape containing songs of a profane and adult nature. 1234 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,067 Her sister gave him that! 1235 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,600 Getting it yet, Mr Silver? 1236 01:14:26,733 --> 01:14:30,067 What we are engaged in here is total war! 1237 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,567 Right, get your pen out. 1238 01:14:46,067 --> 01:14:48,067 Should be heading back to the hospital? 1239 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,067 In a minute. Finish your tea first. 1240 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,867 A nice cup of tea, that's the answer to everything, isn't it? 1241 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:08,133 Pat likes to act out the bit at the end of the film with us. 1242 01:15:08,267 --> 01:15:09,933 Dad's Han Solo. He likes that. 1243 01:15:10,067 --> 01:15:11,567 And I'm Princess Leila. 1244 01:15:11,700 --> 01:15:13,833 Leia. Princess Leia. 1245 01:15:15,133 --> 01:15:16,200 Don't matter now. 1246 01:15:17,867 --> 01:15:18,867 You and Dad... 1247 01:15:20,367 --> 01:15:21,833 It isn't much like me and Gina. 1248 01:15:22,767 --> 01:15:24,933 -You're happy. -Yes, we were. 1249 01:15:26,567 --> 01:15:29,467 But don't go thinking it was all brown ale and red roses, 1250 01:15:30,267 --> 01:15:32,267 it was much harder than that 1251 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,067 and much better than that too. 1252 01:15:35,633 --> 01:15:37,100 You liked this girl, didn't you? 1253 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:38,700 Hmm. 1254 01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,667 Well, some things are always true. 1255 01:15:42,567 --> 01:15:44,133 If you want a happy ending, 1256 01:15:44,267 --> 01:15:45,300 you've got to fight for it. 1257 01:15:45,433 --> 01:15:46,600 (PHONE RINGING) 1258 01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,667 Hello. 1259 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:01,733 It is. 1260 01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:03,733 Should have been with him. 1261 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:07,400 Thank you. 1262 01:16:22,467 --> 01:16:23,900 Should have been there. 1263 01:16:28,133 --> 01:16:29,133 Mom. 1264 01:16:34,967 --> 01:16:37,867 HARRY: So this is what a happy ending looks like. 1265 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,500 Love someone all your life. 1266 01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:42,467 They go before you 1267 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,433 and your heart is ripped out. 1268 01:16:48,433 --> 01:16:49,733 At least my generation, 1269 01:16:49,867 --> 01:16:52,500 the fuck around, fuck up and fuck off generation, 1270 01:16:52,633 --> 01:16:54,500 at least we would be spared that. 1271 01:16:55,433 --> 01:16:56,800 Bastard. 1272 01:16:59,467 --> 01:17:01,167 Look what I've got! 1273 01:17:01,767 --> 01:17:02,767 Wow! 1274 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,600 Paddy... 1275 01:17:11,933 --> 01:17:13,133 I'm sorry. 1276 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,367 I'm not giving him up, Gina. 1277 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,900 That's for the lawyers to decide. 1278 01:17:20,067 --> 01:17:21,167 I changed my life, 1279 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:24,067 taught myself how to care for him the way you do, 1280 01:17:24,133 --> 01:17:26,200 and you come back and tell me it's all over. 1281 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:28,067 And expect me to act like it never happened. 1282 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,733 Everything all right here? 1283 01:17:29,867 --> 01:17:31,233 Get back in the car, Richard. 1284 01:17:31,367 --> 01:17:33,167 Yeah, get back in the car, Dickey. 1285 01:17:34,433 --> 01:17:35,733 You're lucky, 1286 01:17:35,867 --> 01:17:38,767 really lucky that I'm not an aggressive kind of guy. 1287 01:17:44,133 --> 01:17:45,100 Bloody women! 1288 01:17:45,233 --> 01:17:47,067 I'm not "women," I'm me. 1289 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,400 You can't have it both ways. 1290 01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:50,733 Expect us to look after the kids the way you do 1291 01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:52,500 and then push us aside when it suits you! 1292 01:17:52,633 --> 01:17:55,867 -We're not like our fathers! -No, you're not much like your father. 1293 01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:15,800 Pat. 1294 01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:29,900 Pat. 1295 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:33,100 Your Grandad died in the night. 1296 01:18:38,767 --> 01:18:41,433 Grandad had been ill for a long time. 1297 01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:43,733 But he's at peace now. 1298 01:18:45,467 --> 01:18:48,533 And we can be happy because he's not in pain any more. 1299 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,100 Where is he? 1300 01:18:53,067 --> 01:18:54,067 Well, 1301 01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:58,500 his body is at the hospital. 1302 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:01,533 And later it will be buried. 1303 01:19:02,167 --> 01:19:04,233 And we're sad now, 1304 01:19:04,367 --> 01:19:06,633 but in a little while though we'll realise 1305 01:19:06,767 --> 01:19:08,967 that we were lucky to have known him. 1306 01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:12,400 But we can't feel that today. It's too soon. 1307 01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:14,500 He's still at the hospital? 1308 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,067 Well, his body is. 1309 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,067 But his spirit is gone. 1310 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,667 What's a spirit? 1311 01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:27,067 The spark of life that made your Grandad the man he was. 1312 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:28,500 Where's it gone? 1313 01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:33,100 Well some people think it goes to heaven and lives forever. 1314 01:19:36,533 --> 01:19:40,833 And some people think it just disappears. 1315 01:19:45,667 --> 01:19:48,900 But I think it lives on, somehow. 1316 01:19:49,267 --> 01:19:50,433 Where? 1317 01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:55,933 Maybe in our hearts. 1318 01:20:01,467 --> 01:20:03,067 That's what I believe too. 1319 01:20:33,067 --> 01:20:35,033 Hi, what would you... 1320 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,867 What would you like? 1321 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,133 -Green spaghetti. -We only do noodles here. 1322 01:20:43,267 --> 01:20:44,900 Well, I'm adaptable, I'll do noodles. 1323 01:20:45,033 --> 01:20:46,833 Have you got the thick kind, they're a bit like spaghetti? 1324 01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:50,433 We do udon and broth with prawns, fish, shitake mushrooms and... 1325 01:20:50,567 --> 01:20:52,033 I didn't notice your hair. 1326 01:20:53,167 --> 01:20:54,533 And that was a mistake. 1327 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,733 It means something when a woman changes her hair. 1328 01:20:58,867 --> 01:21:00,533 How did you know I was working here? 1329 01:21:01,267 --> 01:21:02,733 I didn't. 1330 01:21:02,867 --> 01:21:04,900 This isn't exactly the first place in Putney I've tried. 1331 01:21:06,467 --> 01:21:07,633 How's your Dad? 1332 01:21:09,433 --> 01:21:10,600 The funeral's tomorrow. 1333 01:21:13,767 --> 01:21:15,600 Is there anything I can do? 1334 01:21:20,467 --> 01:21:21,867 Let me walk you home. 1335 01:21:25,967 --> 01:21:26,967 Sorry. 1336 01:21:40,767 --> 01:21:44,200 Don't. It's no good for you and it's no good for me. 1337 01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,833 I want to tell you something. 1338 01:21:46,667 --> 01:21:48,067 Just let me explain. 1339 01:21:48,133 --> 01:21:50,067 My father has, had, 1340 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:51,567 well, still has this tattoo on his arm. 1341 01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:53,567 -I don't want to hear this. -One of those commando knives 1342 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:55,067 and some words underneath. 1343 01:21:55,133 --> 01:21:56,667 "United we conquer." 1344 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,167 I've been looking at it all my life, 1345 01:21:58,300 --> 01:22:01,167 but today, suddenly, it made me think of you and me. 1346 01:22:01,633 --> 01:22:02,867 Think about it. 1347 01:22:03,067 --> 01:22:05,300 Sure, I'll discuss it with my husband over dinner. 1348 01:22:05,433 --> 01:22:07,067 You don't want me. You want Gina. 1349 01:22:07,167 --> 01:22:10,967 Well, maybe I did before, a little but not now! 1350 01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,433 Now, I know what I want. 1351 01:22:15,067 --> 01:22:16,433 Jim, no. Jim. 1352 01:22:16,567 --> 01:22:18,400 There's nothing. Jim! No! 1353 01:22:19,767 --> 01:22:21,867 -You stay away from my wife! -Leave him alone. 1354 01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:24,267 If I ever see your face again, you'll lose your teeth! 1355 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,567 Go inside! 1356 01:22:28,067 --> 01:22:29,600 Just leave me alone, okay? 1357 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:32,567 Just think about what I said. 1358 01:22:33,433 --> 01:22:34,833 That's all I ask. 1359 01:22:39,067 --> 01:22:40,433 Look at her, Harry. 1360 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,200 I can't take her away again, can I? 1361 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:46,933 Well, can I? 1362 01:22:49,267 --> 01:22:50,767 Wish us well. 1363 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,467 I wish you well. 1364 01:22:58,600 --> 01:22:59,900 Give my sympathies to your mother. 1365 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,933 I know that she doesn't know who I am 1366 01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,567 but I'll be thinking about her 1367 01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:07,067 and Pat and... 1368 01:23:46,967 --> 01:23:47,967 (CHUCKLES) 1369 01:24:58,567 --> 01:25:00,567 He would have wanted something more upbeat. 1370 01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:08,633 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 1371 01:25:08,767 --> 01:25:12,133 to celebrate the life of a quite extraordinary man. 1372 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:25,800 Gina. 1373 01:25:27,267 --> 01:25:28,533 Thanks for coming. 1374 01:25:28,667 --> 01:25:30,467 I, I didn't know if you wanted me to. 1375 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,800 Paddy was mad about you. 1376 01:25:32,933 --> 01:25:35,233 He loved you, Gina. 1377 01:25:35,367 --> 01:25:36,900 Course he'd have wanted you to be here. 1378 01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:56,100 -Say goodbye to your Granny. -Bye bye, sweetheart. 1379 01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:01,267 You were very good. 1380 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,467 Grandad would have been really proud of you. 1381 01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,100 See you tomorrow, okay? 1382 01:26:08,233 --> 01:26:09,767 Okay. Okay, Dad. 1383 01:26:17,067 --> 01:26:20,067 You're always measuring yourself against him. 1384 01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:21,667 Looking after Pat on his own? 1385 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:23,533 Your Dad could never have done that! 1386 01:26:25,667 --> 01:26:29,067 You are a good father in your own way, not his. 1387 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:31,600 He knew that 1388 01:26:31,733 --> 01:26:33,533 and he was proud of you for it. 1389 01:26:35,367 --> 01:26:36,733 In the end. 1390 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,067 When you really love someone, 1391 01:26:40,167 --> 01:26:42,167 you don't love them for what's in it for you. 1392 01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:45,067 You have to let go. 1393 01:27:24,433 --> 01:27:27,533 Mummy and me, we both love you very much, you know that. 1394 01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:28,533 Yes. 1395 01:27:28,667 --> 01:27:30,067 We both want you to live with us. 1396 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:31,633 But where do you want to live? 1397 01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:35,800 -With me? -Yes. 1398 01:27:39,067 --> 01:27:40,533 -With Mummy? -Yes. 1399 01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:48,333 Following this unprecedented and uncharacteristic incident of adultery, 1400 01:27:48,467 --> 01:27:51,767 which Mr Silver admits and deeply regrets, 1401 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:55,933 Mrs Silver abandoned the family, taking the child. 1402 01:27:56,067 --> 01:27:58,167 The mother left the boy 1403 01:27:58,300 --> 01:28:01,500 in the dubious charge of two adolescents, 1404 01:28:01,633 --> 01:28:03,933 in order to fly to Japan. 1405 01:28:04,067 --> 01:28:07,900 Fortunately, Mr Silver was able to rescue the boy 1406 01:28:08,067 --> 01:28:10,167 and bring him back to his home, 1407 01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:14,233 where subsequently Mrs Silver left again. 1408 01:28:14,367 --> 01:28:17,400 This time to take up employment in Tokyo. 1409 01:28:17,533 --> 01:28:18,900 I called him every day. 1410 01:28:19,067 --> 01:28:21,133 Where she began within a matter of weeks, 1411 01:28:21,267 --> 01:28:23,167 to cohabit with a, 1412 01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:25,433 to use her own expression, 1413 01:28:25,567 --> 01:28:27,867 "Semi separated" man. 1414 01:28:28,067 --> 01:28:31,767 It happened that the boy was involved in a playground accident. 1415 01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:34,833 But Mr Silver dealt with the accident 1416 01:28:34,967 --> 01:28:36,067 in an exemplary fashion. 1417 01:28:36,133 --> 01:28:38,700 Mrs Silver remained abroad, 1418 01:28:38,833 --> 01:28:40,467 whilst the boy was in hospital. 1419 01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:45,100 In contrast to Mrs Silver's far eastern activities, 1420 01:28:45,233 --> 01:28:48,467 Mr Silver took a part time position, 1421 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,400 which allowed him to combine 1422 01:28:50,533 --> 01:28:53,700 role of bread winner with sole care of his son. 1423 01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,667 And it as at this point, that Mrs Silver returns, 1424 01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,233 some four months later and demands... 1425 01:29:00,367 --> 01:29:02,767 -Stop! -JUDGE: Mr Silver? 1426 01:29:02,900 --> 01:29:04,867 Just stop! Okay? 1427 01:29:07,167 --> 01:29:10,067 Do you know how many grown men I've had weeping in this place? 1428 01:29:10,167 --> 01:29:14,067 Men that would give their right bullock just to have what you're throwing away. 1429 01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:15,767 She's going to love this, you know that. 1430 01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:19,233 I'm not doing it for her. I'm doing it for him. 1431 01:29:19,367 --> 01:29:20,800 And I can see you're disappointed, Nigel, 1432 01:29:20,933 --> 01:29:22,233 but I'm just thinking of my boy. 1433 01:29:22,367 --> 01:29:24,167 Like she did, when she walked out? 1434 01:29:24,933 --> 01:29:26,433 All I know is this way 1435 01:29:26,567 --> 01:29:28,767 my son gets to have two parents. 1436 01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:31,700 And every kid should have two parents if possible 1437 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:35,133 even when they're divorced, especially when they're divorced. 1438 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,033 Yes, Mr Batty. 1439 01:30:01,167 --> 01:30:03,000 A development. 1440 01:30:03,133 --> 01:30:06,667 My client would like to put a new proposal to the court. 1441 01:30:12,433 --> 01:30:14,633 The way it'll work is this. 1442 01:30:14,767 --> 01:30:17,067 You can keep as much stuff at the house as you want. 1443 01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:18,700 Your room is always your room. 1444 01:30:18,833 --> 01:30:20,567 Nobody allowed to touch it. 1445 01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:22,967 I can come back whenever I want? 1446 01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:26,600 For a day, a night, a weekend, whenever. Forever. 1447 01:30:26,733 --> 01:30:28,733 Have you and Mum started talking yet? 1448 01:30:28,867 --> 01:30:29,633 We're trying. 1449 01:30:29,767 --> 01:30:31,433 Do you love each other then? 1450 01:30:31,567 --> 01:30:33,733 No, but we both love you. 1451 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:41,533 Where will I sleep at Mummy's? 1452 01:30:41,667 --> 01:30:43,500 In the second bedroom. 1453 01:30:48,967 --> 01:30:50,067 All done. 1454 01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:54,833 It'll be great, Pat. 1455 01:30:54,967 --> 01:30:58,133 You can have two lots of Star Wars stuff now. 1456 01:30:58,267 --> 01:31:00,967 And you can drive the new neighbours crazy with the hip hop. 1457 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:09,800 And nobody's allowed to touch my old room? 1458 01:31:10,533 --> 01:31:11,967 Nobody, ever! 1459 01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:14,667 -Not even you? -Not even me. 1460 01:31:17,567 --> 01:31:19,500 Living with Mum will be fun, Pat. 1461 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,967 I like it now. 1462 01:31:38,333 --> 01:31:39,933 Me too, 1463 01:31:40,067 --> 01:31:43,233 but things are going to have to change a little bit, Pat. 1464 01:31:43,367 --> 01:31:45,167 Because Mummy isn't happy without you. 1465 01:31:45,300 --> 01:31:47,900 And Mummy needs to be happy so you can be happy too. 1466 01:31:49,167 --> 01:31:50,600 I love you, Daddy. 1467 01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:58,533 My boy, my beautiful boy. 1468 01:32:30,367 --> 01:32:31,767 Here, let me take those. 1469 01:32:34,300 --> 01:32:35,633 Thanks. 1470 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,100 This is a big day for Gina. 1471 01:32:41,233 --> 01:32:42,400 Big day for all of us. 1472 01:32:43,067 --> 01:32:44,067 Sure. 1473 01:32:45,867 --> 01:32:47,067 Gina's a Libra. 1474 01:32:47,967 --> 01:32:49,700 Home, family. 1475 01:32:51,933 --> 01:32:52,867 What sign is Pat? 1476 01:32:53,067 --> 01:32:55,433 HARRY: Astrology, excellent. 1477 01:32:55,567 --> 01:32:59,067 I wasn't quite ready for Richard to stop being a dick head just yet. 1478 01:33:07,667 --> 01:33:09,767 Well, Eamon's waiting. 1479 01:33:13,567 --> 01:33:16,067 Thank you, Harry. 1480 01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:26,467 Right. 1481 01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:08,400 * Someday, when I'm awfully low * 1482 01:34:13,933 --> 01:34:14,933 (SIGHING) 1483 01:34:56,667 --> 01:34:59,400 Tell me, your American waitress, 1484 01:34:59,533 --> 01:35:01,367 -is she on today? -No. 1485 01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:02,700 Maybe I can help you. 1486 01:35:04,133 --> 01:35:07,067 The reason why I asked you about your colleague is 1487 01:35:07,167 --> 01:35:08,733 my friend here, 1488 01:35:08,867 --> 01:35:11,800 well, it's embarrassing, but, he thinks he's in love with her. 1489 01:35:11,933 --> 01:35:14,433 She was in earlier to pick up her wages. 1490 01:35:14,567 --> 01:35:16,067 It didn't work out for her. 1491 01:35:16,133 --> 01:35:17,867 -The job? -England. 1492 01:35:18,067 --> 01:35:20,900 She's going back to America, any minute now. 1493 01:35:24,533 --> 01:35:26,433 Any minute now. 1494 01:35:27,667 --> 01:35:30,633 You see, Disco Ken, 1495 01:35:30,767 --> 01:35:33,700 all this love, it's bollocks. 1496 01:35:41,233 --> 01:35:44,367 Oh, God! 1497 01:35:44,500 --> 01:35:47,400 I always knew you were there. 1498 01:35:54,300 --> 01:35:55,467 Blast! 1499 01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:57,633 Steady there, Jim. I just want a word. 1500 01:35:57,767 --> 01:35:59,633 It would have worked if it wasn't for you. 1501 01:35:59,767 --> 01:36:02,200 -Has she gone yet? -You'll never make it. 1502 01:36:23,067 --> 01:36:24,867 No! No! 1503 01:36:25,767 --> 01:36:26,900 Shit! 1504 01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:29,567 (HONKING) 1505 01:36:30,267 --> 01:36:31,467 Come on! 1506 01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:48,067 MAN: Where are you going, mate? 1507 01:37:20,667 --> 01:37:22,300 Excuse me, sorry! 1508 01:37:22,433 --> 01:37:24,667 I need to know if a passenger has checked in for a Houston flight. 1509 01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:26,633 -I'm sorry. -Cyd as in Charisse. 1510 01:37:26,767 --> 01:37:29,200 C-Y-D Mason and Peggy Mason. 1511 01:37:29,333 --> 01:37:32,200 We don't give that sort of information out. 1512 01:37:53,867 --> 01:37:55,867 Cyd! Cyd! 1513 01:37:57,900 --> 01:38:00,833 Peggy, we've got a plane to catch. Thank you. 1514 01:38:02,133 --> 01:38:04,433 -Excuse me, do you mind. -Peggy! 1515 01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:06,700 There's Disco Ken! 1516 01:38:06,833 --> 01:38:08,333 We'll get you one in Texas, Peggy. 1517 01:38:08,467 --> 01:38:10,367 -You can get them anywhere. -I want that one. 1518 01:38:10,500 --> 01:38:11,900 He's mine. 1519 01:38:15,067 --> 01:38:16,967 -Thanks. -There you go, sweetheart. 1520 01:38:19,067 --> 01:38:19,933 How's Pat? 1521 01:38:20,067 --> 01:38:21,467 Living with Gina now 1522 01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:23,400 and it seems to be working out. 1523 01:38:23,533 --> 01:38:24,733 There were a few teething problems. 1524 01:38:24,867 --> 01:38:26,900 The new boyfriend's a bit of a... 1525 01:38:27,067 --> 01:38:28,700 A bit alternative 1526 01:38:28,833 --> 01:38:30,633 and he doesn't seem to like being hit on the head with a lightsaber. 1527 01:38:30,767 --> 01:38:33,500 I keep telling Pat, "No, don't go for the head. Go for the eyes!" 1528 01:38:34,633 --> 01:38:36,067 We're leaving on this flight, Harry. 1529 01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:37,467 I'll still be seeing him a lot. 1530 01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:39,100 Every weekend, one night during the week, 1531 01:38:39,233 --> 01:38:41,733 we haven't worked out the school holidays yet but we will. 1532 01:38:42,967 --> 01:38:44,400 I saw Jim. 1533 01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,767 -I was dumb to even try. -No! 1534 01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:47,900 You had to try! 1535 01:38:49,967 --> 01:38:52,333 -Why did you try? -For Peggy. 1536 01:38:52,467 --> 01:38:54,167 But I'm all done with trying now, Harry. 1537 01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:56,267 -You can't go! -Why not? 1538 01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:58,200 You can't give up on happy endings 1539 01:38:58,333 --> 01:39:00,300 just because it didn't happen once. 1540 01:39:00,433 --> 01:39:02,100 Twice. Three times counting you. 1541 01:39:02,233 --> 01:39:03,667 Those are bad odds. 1542 01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:05,400 And now I'm going to bloody cry. Is that what you want? 1543 01:39:05,533 --> 01:39:08,600 I want a life with you and Peggy and Pat! 1544 01:39:08,733 --> 01:39:09,833 And maybe a kid of our own. 1545 01:39:09,967 --> 01:39:12,200 And your kid and my kid fighting our kid. 1546 01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,767 What kind of life would that be? 1547 01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:14,933 I don't know. 1548 01:39:15,067 --> 01:39:17,333 But I do know the family we could have together 1549 01:39:17,467 --> 01:39:20,933 would be better than any other family we could ever have apart. 1550 01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:23,867 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 1551 01:39:24,067 --> 01:39:25,567 -If you'll just excuse me. -Excuse me, sir. 1552 01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:28,167 You go through that metal detector and you'll regret it. 1553 01:39:28,300 --> 01:39:29,700 -I told you. -I love you! 1554 01:39:29,833 --> 01:39:32,333 Oh, well, that makes everything okay. 1555 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,867 Come on, Peggy. You'll get over it. 1556 01:39:34,067 --> 01:39:36,267 It's you, Cyd! You're the match! 1557 01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,233 You're the one! 1558 01:39:38,367 --> 01:39:40,433 I'll see you at the Yucatan liquor store, Cyd! 1559 01:39:40,567 --> 01:39:41,800 I'll be there! 1560 01:39:41,933 --> 01:39:44,733 I found you in Putney. I'll find you in Houston! 1561 01:39:44,867 --> 01:39:46,600 It is you! 1562 01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:07,167 It is you. 1563 01:40:09,300 --> 01:40:10,467 It better be. 1564 01:40:17,033 --> 01:40:18,700 -Aw! Yay! -Just in time. 1565 01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:22,433 -PAT : Dad. -HARRY: Pat. 1566 01:41:22,567 --> 01:41:24,400 PAT: How's it going to work again? 1567 01:41:27,333 --> 01:41:29,700 Cyd and I live together here. 1568 01:41:29,833 --> 01:41:34,600 As usual, you will have your room. 1569 01:41:34,733 --> 01:41:37,600 Which is still my room even when I'm at Mummy's? 1570 01:41:37,967 --> 01:41:38,967 Right. 1571 01:41:41,100 --> 01:41:43,100 And Peggy has her room, 1572 01:41:43,233 --> 01:41:46,733 which is still her room even when she's staying at her Dad's. 1573 01:41:47,967 --> 01:41:49,967 So where is the baby going to sleep? 1574 01:41:53,767 --> 01:41:54,833 Okay. 1575 01:41:54,967 --> 01:41:56,967 We might have to move somewhere bigger. 1576 01:41:58,133 --> 01:41:59,633 (BOTH LAUGHING) 109205