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No, it's not.
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You gotta think outside the box.
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Come on, people.
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The shareholders' meeting
is next week.
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If we don't act fast, this
company will be stripped down
and sold for scrap.
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I say we cut a deal
with the Wheeler Group.
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You want to make a deal
with the people
who are threatening to gut us?
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What choice do we have?
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No. There is one man
who can save this company...
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Its founder.
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The man is from a different era.
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He's a Neanderthal.
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An animal.
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Yeah, and just
the animal we need.
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Bring in... the Warthog.
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Oh!
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Hey, Frank, how do you know
that these are crows' eggs?
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Because I saw a crow.
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Hurry up. I can't stay
here much longer.
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Oh, my God. There's a whole
untapped world of bird eggs...
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that we're not even
taking advantage of...
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Get the phone!
Oh, shit!
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Hello!
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Is this the Warthog?
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I ain't heard that name
in a long time.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Oh, boom!
Twenty-four hours is up.
The found wallet is ours.
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Let's pop this bad boy open
and see what we've won.
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Mr. Brian LeFevre
from Quebec,
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you lose.
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♪ Boom,
I got your wallet ♪
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♪ Boom,
I got your credit card ♪
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♪ Boom, I got your money ♪
Oh, shit.
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Is that Canadian?
Ah, throw it in the trash.
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I'm not gonna throw it in
the trash. Might be worth
more than ours.
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We'll exchange it.
What's this?
Phillies tickets.
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For today!
Oh, shit. Looks like we're
going to the Phillies game.
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Always check
your breath.
Right.
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And when you shake
their hands...
Yeah.
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Make sure your hands
are bone dry.
Dry hands.
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- Never wet and clammy.
- I got it.
Guys, quick announcement.
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I'm gonna be popping these
crows' eggs in the fridge here
so they don't spoil.
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Do not touch them.
They are ours.
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We won't.
Guys, why are you
dressed like that?
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Some scumbag company
is trying to take over
the business that I founded,
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and I'm not gonna
stand for that.
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Yeah. No, we're not
gonna stand for that.
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Frank's taking me under
his wing. He's gonna teach me
how to swim with the sharks.
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- Charlie can't read.
- He'll adapt.
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He'll adapt to reading?
Okay, you know what?
We don't need them. All right?
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We have plenty of fun things
to do today, okay?
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That's right.
While you guys are
crunching numbers,
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we're gonna be
soaking up some sun
at the Phillies game,
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courtesy of one
Mr. Brian LeFevre.
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- Who the hell is that?
- The guy whose wallet
we found at the bar.
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What are you gonna do
if he comes looking for it?
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Uh, tell him
to suck a boner.
Exactly.
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♪ Boom,
I got your wallet ♪
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♪ Boom,
I got your credit card ♪
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♪ Boom, I got
your Phillies tickets ♪♪
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Yeah, I've never been in...
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.
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Awesome.
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Oh, fine dining
and baseball food.
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Hey, there's more.
Oh, hello.
Free batteries.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Calm down. Calm down.
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What's in here?
Free shit. Free shit.
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Guys, calm down.
Look at all these coasters.
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Jesus Christ!
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Act like you belong here.
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Now listen to me.
The fact that
we're in a box...
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leads me to believe that there
are definitely gonna be other
people coming here today,
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and they're probably
gonna be friends
with this LeFevre guy.
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So we need to talk
about an exit strategy.
We don't want to get caught.
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Okay, exit strategy.
All right, I'll run the op.
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This the only entrance
and/or exit.
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Therefore if somebody comes in,
I will spring off the balcony
to safety.
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No. No, no, no.
That's a 50-foot drop.
Yes, of course.
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And I'm a professional,
so I will tuck and roll.
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Oh, you're
gonna tuck and roll
through a 50-foot drop?
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Dennis, if I had a gun with me,
I'd be spraying bullets
into the air as I fell.
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No, no, no. We don't
have time for these types
of scenarios, okay?
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I'm talking about coming up
with a real plan,
a real exit strategy.
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If we get caught,
we could get in a lot of...
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Excuse me. Is one
of you Brian LeFevre?
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Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah. Hi.
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It's nice to finally
put a face to the name.
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I'm Andrew Kane.
Of course.
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And Bill Larkin.
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Oh, Bill. Okay, now see,
from our conversations,
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I would have pegged you
for Bill.
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Oh, yeah, we get
that sometimes.
Yeah?
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And that must make you
Prudence LeFevre.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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Hi, honey.
Hi.
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- And you are?
- Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.
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I don't shake,
so don't even try.
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Bodyguard?
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Yeah, I mean, he's really
more of a driver.
He drives us around.
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I protect their bodies.
He protects the car.
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Well, I mean,
we got all week
to talk about business,
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so let's just kick back
and watch this game, huh?
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Who needs a beer?
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I do.
Oh, I'd love a beer.
Thank you.
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Vic, you're working.
Come on.
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You're working.
You are.
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A bodyguard.
You gotta drive too, stupid.
Yeah.
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Cheers.
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Cheers, huh?
All right.
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Charlie, I want a list
of the top 10 shareholders
of the company, A.S.A.P.
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Right.
And call the press.
Put out a press release.
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Tell them the Warthog
is back in business.
Okay.
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Also, there are
too many minorities
and women working here.
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What's up with that?
I got all that.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
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Um, excuse me, excuse me.
Who is this man?
Um, Charles Kelly.
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I'm gonna be advising
the Warthog...
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in matters of business
and all the what have you.
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Oh, everything.
Right-hand man.
You got it?
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There's gonna be some changes
around here, you understand?
Yeah.
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Ah, look at this.
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This poor kid.
Nobody's helping him.
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Hey. Hey, kid.
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What's happening?
What is it?
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Sorry, sir.
The darn thing won't print.
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You mind if
I take a look-see?
Oh, no.
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I think it's a paper jam.
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Yeah, there's the culprit.
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Thanks, Mr. Warthog.
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Little jam.
It was in tray three,
and you didn't check.
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It just was hiding back there.
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It was like
a little piece of paper.
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Let me... Whoa, let me
ask you a question.
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Did I just do your job for you?
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Excuse me?
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Did I... Did I just
do your job for you?
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Uh, I... I guess so.
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You're fired!
Get the hell out of here.
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Go on! Pack your shit up
and get out of here.
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If we're gonna turn
this company around,
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we got to start
cutting the crust off
this shit sandwich.
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Fire in the hole, everybody.
Come on, work!
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So what do you think
of our latest proposal,
LeFevre?
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I think closing at 31's
a pretty fair deal,
don't you?
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Thirty-one?
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Well, you know, guys,
these things tend to be
a little complicated.
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Oh, I think ya can do better.
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Oh, you, uh...
You looked over the proposal?
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Sh-She glanced at it.
We're not...
Tell us more about it.
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Yah, I sure did,
and I tell you what,
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I seen better-looking
moose turds in Rick Moranis's
backyard, ya hosers.
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Hmm?
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She's got a sense of humor
that would just...
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You know, it gets frustrating.
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Hey, come talk to me
for a second.
Excuse me, guys.
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Uh, just...
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What the hell
are you doing, Dee?
We're Canadian.
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You sound like
a cartoon character.
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Guys, let's get out of here.
Everybody's treating me
like the help.
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Well, you should have
thought about that before
you blurted out "bodyguard."
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Mmm. Oh, I got an idea.
Promote me to vice president.
That way we can talk shop.
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Mac, these gentlemen
are courting me
for my business savvy.
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How's it gonna reflect on me
if I promote my bodyguard
to V.P...
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after a two-minute conversation
at a ball game?
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It's not gonna
reflect on you at all because
you're not Brian LeFevre.
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I'm not what?
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Dude, clearly
you were floundering.
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Mac, I was gathering information
so that I can more fully
become this man.
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Look, look.
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This is about much more
than just business.
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This is about
the thrill of wearing
another man's skin,
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feeling his innermost
wants and desires...
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and being in control
of his every single move.
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That's how you get off.
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Now don't you guys
want to get off with me?
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I don't know.
What?
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I want you to get off
with me.
Okay, okay.
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Just follow my lead.
Guys, we're gonna get
off together.
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Gentlemen...
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I'm just confused
about one thing.
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Now, you got me out of bed,
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you put me on a plane,
rolled out the red carpet for,
what was it, 31?
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Vic, get my coat.
Let's get out of here.
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Now hold on a second, LeFevre.
Give us a shot.
We will persuade you.
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Get ready for a great week.
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Little longer in the sock, huh?
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Higher in the thigh.
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So tell me the rundown
for tomorrow, Charlie.
Okay.
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We got a 8:30 appointment
in the morning...
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to play racquetball
in these new outfits.
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Then we're gonna
head over to Barney's.
We're gonna shop for Rolexes.
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After that, we zip by Atwater,
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where you're having your office
completely redone back
to its former 1980s glory.
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And then we have a 5:00 sushi
dinner with Mr. Nakashori.
That all sound right?
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Whoo!
Sounds great, Charlie.
Good.
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Well, Frank, I'm a little
confused about one thing.
What's that?
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Who pays for all this?
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What do you mean,
who pays for it?
The company pays for it.
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All right, well, then,
here's my second question.
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What does Atwater make?
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What do you mean,
like, how much money
does the company make?
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Oh, no, I mean what do we make?
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I don't follow.
We make money.
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No, I know we make money.
I mean, what do we create?
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We create wealth.
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No, no, no.
I mean, what do we build?
What do we design, you know?
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Because I have some ideas that
could really help the company.
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
We don't build anything.
Leave that to the Chinks.
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Speaking of which,
I want this sushi dinner
to be the tits.
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Oh, okay.
So you want it to be,
like, really expensive.
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No, I want to eat sushi off
of some Jap broad's tits.
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Oh.
Hmm.
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All right, guys, listen.
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I whipped us up a couple
of backstories here,
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so take a look at these cards.
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On the front,
you're gonna find your
biographical information.
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On the back, that's
your emotional blueprint.
Hmm.
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I have my own backstory, Dennis.
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I'm an entrepreneurial
bodyguard with his own line
of fitness products.
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I want to pitch
the guys that.
No, no.
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Guys, guys, guys, please.
You got to trust me, okay?
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Just follow my lead,
and I am gonna
get you off...
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in ways you never
believed existed.
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I'm in.
I'm not. I don't even know
what you're talking about.
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- I just want
to do some business stuff.
- No. Uh, there they are.
225
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Okay, LeFevre,
we have a surprise
you are gonna love.
226
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,263
Ah. Really?
227
00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:52,433
Trust me. Uh, we know
exactly what you like.
228
00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:56,454
Head on down to
the members' locker room
and see for yourself.
229
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,625
Dennis, I have business savvy.
230
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,828
I can be more than
just the bodyguard, okay?
I've got ideas.
231
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:07,198
Oh, you got ideas?
Pitch me one of your ideas
right now.
232
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,244
Right now?
Off the top of my head?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
233
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,704
Um, bodyguards.
What about bodyguards?
234
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:16,118
Training bodyguards,
putting them
in a facility and...
235
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,120
What about them?
Oh, what about a resort?
236
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,689
That's a totally
different thing.
237
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,357
Are you saying that
because we're in a resort?
238
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,959
Stick to the one thing.
What about bodyguards?
239
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,794
A resort for bodyguards?
Oh, my God.
240
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,385
Oh, hey.
You must be Mr. LeFevre.
241
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,755
Uh, yeah, that's me.
Surprise.
I'm all yours.
242
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:34,375
I was told
there'd just be one,
but I can take both of you.
243
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,684
Might get a little sore,
but I'll manage.
244
00:11:36,712 --> 00:11:38,146
Mm-hmm.
245
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:40,815
Okay, well,
I'm out of here.
Okay.
246
00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,033
Wait. What?
247
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,562
Hey, hey, where you going?
248
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:46,688
LeFevre's into
banging little Asian boys,
so we're done, right?
249
00:11:46,756 --> 00:11:50,057
Look,
if we're gonna do this thing,
we need to see things through.
250
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,094
Dennis, are you gonna have sex
with a tiny Asian boy?
251
00:11:53,163 --> 00:11:55,546
I'm gonna see how far I can go.
252
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,500
Okay.
Are you with me?
253
00:11:59,569 --> 00:12:02,854
No. No, I'm going to leave now.
That's your goddamn problem,
pal.
254
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,300
You don't know your limits
because you're not willing
to push yourself.
255
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:07,836
I know my limits.
This is my limit. I quit.
You quit?
256
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,360
Yes!
Guess what, pal.
257
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,941
You can't quit,
'cause you're fired, Vic!
You're out of here.
258
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,159
See? You got
no commitment, Vinegar.
You're finished.
259
00:12:14,183 --> 00:12:16,450
You're never gonna
get anywhere in life.
260
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:25,143
All right, LeFevre,
time to put your money
where your mouth is.
261
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,645
Let's kick things up a notch.
262
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,365
So only the one set of clubs?
263
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:36,453
Yeah, you're a caddy. Clubs.
This is a golf... Good.
264
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,573
Yeah, okay.
Well, that's better than
what I was about to...
265
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,410
Whoo! Let me, um...
266
00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:45,612
Give me a minute.
I need to switch gears.
I almost...
267
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,809
Yeah?
Uh, yeah.
268
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,816
Good. Take your time.
Okay.
269
00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:56,691
Okay, first off,
your dry cleaning's all done.
270
00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:59,410
The company jet's been upgraded.
I got rid of that piece
of trash.
271
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,023
Nice!
Okay. Now, secondly,
272
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:05,282
I found out who the controlling
shareholder of Atwater is.
Who?
273
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,668
Brian LeFevre.
274
00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:08,857
Who?
275
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,137
Brian LeFevre.
276
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,001
The wallet they found?
Holy shit!
277
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,902
Yeah.
He was probably there
to see me.
278
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,671
Dennis has been going around
pretending to be him...
279
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,261
and stringing along
the Wheeler guys.
280
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,247
This is great, Charlie.
281
00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:22,600
We keep the Wheeler guys
off our asses,
and we fix Atwater.
282
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,002
Right? Pretty good.
Good move.
283
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,865
Oh, Nakashori's here.
Yeah, but this is...
284
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,756
Hello, Mr. Nakashori.
285
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:31,592
Ah, welcome, welcome.
286
00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:35,729
You bring us a great honor
to join with us,
287
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,499
and, uh, we have
many, uh, naked woman...
288
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:41,936
and the fish
for pleasure for you.
289
00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:45,164
Charlie, what are you doing?
What are you talking
broken English for?
290
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,686
No, no, no.
I thought they could
understand me better if I...
291
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,210
No, no, no. Sit down.
292
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:52,313
Let's eat some sushi,
and we'll talk business later.
293
00:13:52,381 --> 00:13:54,114
Enjoy yourself.
294
00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:57,935
So, a few interesting facts
about our city.
295
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:02,240
Uh, there's been
an abundance of crow eggs
all around Philly.
296
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:07,628
Uh, and crows seem
to be getting bigger, uh,
by the year and the day, even.
297
00:14:07,697 --> 00:14:10,097
And their eggs, of course,
are getting bigger as well.
298
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,251
Perhaps our companies,
with this information,
299
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,103
could find a way to create
some products off these new...
300
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:18,252
Charlie, Charlie.
301
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:19,874
Excuse us.
302
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,658
Charlie, come here.
Listen to me.
303
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,844
Look at me.
Yeah.
304
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,263
You're fired.
What?
305
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,965
You're fired.
Why?
306
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,346
Because you're not getting it.
It's not sinkin' in.
I don't get it?
307
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,216
Where did you get
that awesome insider info from
about Brian LeFevre, huh?
308
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,080
That was pretty big.
That was good, Charlie.
That's good.
309
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,994
But you keep talking
about products and quality
and-and making things.
310
00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:43,080
But that-that...
311
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:49,103
I'm sorry.
You're out.
312
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,469
Well, thanks
for the insider info, Mac,
but that did not work.
313
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,454
Frank canned me.
314
00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:09,073
He did?
Yeah!
315
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,376
What a dick!
Dennis wouldn't even
listen to my business ideas.
316
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,490
Are you serious?
I'm brimming with
all these great business ideas.
317
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,459
Tell me about it.
I don't know what to do with it.
318
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,561
I pitched
so many good ideas,
or I tried to, at least.
319
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,219
And Frank shoots 'em down
'cause he doesn't care about...
320
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,132
I wish we could go
into business together,
you know?
321
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,101
That would be...
That would be good.
It would make sense.
322
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,035
You and I understand
each other.
We click, you know?
323
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:29,579
I have to warn you though
that it's all about
the product for me.
324
00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:31,407
Are you serious?
Yeah.
325
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,759
That's what I was saying
to Frank. That's what people
care about... the product.
326
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,695
It's all about
the product, right?
He only cares about money.
327
00:15:35,719 --> 00:15:38,347
Money has nothing to do with it.
Oh, you and I
are on the same page.
328
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,031
We're always clicking with...
And we have insane
business savvy.
329
00:15:40,055 --> 00:15:41,951
- Excuse me.
- No one respects
our business savvy,
330
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,655
- and that's a big
part of it.
- Excuse me!
331
00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:48,246
- I need to speak to the owners.
- Yeah, that's us.
332
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,755
Does the name Brian LeFevre
mean anything to you guys?
333
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:01,759
Okay, LeFevre, enough.
334
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,206
We took you out
on the yacht.
We took you to the zoo.
335
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,030
We took you
to that massage parlor...
336
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,026
and paid to have 'em
jerk you both off.
337
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,628
Mm-hmm.
The meeting's
about to start.
338
00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,897
We need to know,
are you gonna sell
or not?
339
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:15,005
Guys, we are almost there.
I promise you, we are so close.
340
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,718
Oh, okay!
341
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:20,878
All right, I want to welcome
all of you Atwater investors,
342
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:27,685
and especially our controlling
shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFevre.
343
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,753
There he is.
344
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,089
Thanks, Frank.
Thank you.
345
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,292
All right,
I'm very excited about
your passion for the company,
346
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,139
so let's get
right down to business.
347
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,813
Not so fast!
348
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:42,382
There's something you all
need to know about Atwater!
349
00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:46,170
Prepare to have
your minds blown.
We got a video.
350
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,521
Boom!
Huh?
351
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:51,008
♪♪ What up?
352
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,494
Are you ready
for the best idea ever?
353
00:16:53,563 --> 00:16:55,023
Do you have money?
354
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,548
Do you want even more money?
355
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:02,403
Well, guess what.
We've got a great idea for you.
356
00:17:02,472 --> 00:17:05,739
I... No, I told you not to...Stay out of my peripheralthrough the whole...
357
00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:07,858
Two, one. Fight Milk!
358
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,862
The first alcoholic,dairy-basedprotein drink...
359
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,348
for bodyguards... By bodyguards!
360
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:17,062
I drink it every morningso I can fightlike the crow.
361
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:19,531
Just get out of the way.
There we go.
362
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,384
It's all about the product shot.
363
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,274
Where do I stand?
364
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,487
Don't do the whole...I wanted themto see the whole thing.
365
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,372
Fight Milk!
366
00:17:27,396 --> 00:17:29,563
Crow's egg!
367
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,665
Milk!
368
00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:36,904
Made fresh.By bodyguards.And Charlie.
369
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,767
What up?
Well, you're...
370
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,525
Watch as profits soar
high as a crow.
371
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,517
Watch your profits soar
high as a crow.
372
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:50,896
Ow.
Sorry.
373
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,898
Wait. I thought
we said I was gonna...
Profits go...
374
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,683
Yeah,
go with your right.
To the right hand.
375
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,285
Anyway, who wants to invest?
376
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,236
So what's this got to do
with Atwater?
377
00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,627
Oh, nothing.
378
00:17:59,696 --> 00:18:02,541
No, um, we just
didn't want to lead
with the Atwater news...
379
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:05,094
because we figured
you wouldn't stick around
to watch the video.
380
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,412
So what's the news?
Oh! Yeah, right.
381
00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:11,222
Well, that's not Brian LeFevre!
382
00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:13,941
This is Brian LeFevre.
383
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,187
Yeah.
384
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:16,327
Oh, God.
385
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,541
Apparently he came
to the bar to talk to Frank,
386
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,431
and I didn't
recognize him from
his picture in his wallet.
387
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,046
But I did recognize it
when I saw that dead face
in the morgue.
388
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,781
Yeah, I was like,
I remember that dude, yeah.
Yeah.
389
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,650
He came to the bar,
and I remember
he had to take a piss.
390
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,286
Yeah, he was having
a couple drinks and...
391
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,621
But Charlie
was in the bathroom
cleaning it out.
392
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,885
I was working.
I'm like, "Dude, take it
out to the alley."
393
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,248
And then I guess
he's out in the alley.
He comes back in.
394
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,917
He forgot his wallet.
Mac's like, "I.D. please."
395
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,231
Yeah, he doesn't get in
without an I.D.
That's just the rule.
396
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,301
The guy's got no I.D., so now
he's roaming around the alleyway
looking for his wallet.
397
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,192
Crackhead comes up to him, says,
"Hey, man, give me your money."
398
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,506
The guy's like, "I can't.
I got no money."
He's like, "Bullshit."
399
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,808
He got stabbed a bunch
around the abdomen and...
400
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,799
kind of bled out
and sort of died.
401
00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:58,963
- Why do you got his finger?
- Oh.
402
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,868
Well, the whole
finger thing is...
This was a miscommunication.
403
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,820
This is a stupid thing, man.
This guy here...
404
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,577
He's like,
"Dude, get a fingerprint."
And I heard, "Get a fingertip."
405
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,659
And I chopped his finger off
really quick, and then I'm like,
"Is this what you want?"
406
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,183
He started screaming, you know.
407
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,750
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
408
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,536
If Brian LeFevre is dead,
then who the hell
are these people?
409
00:19:16,605 --> 00:19:21,858
Just a couple of people
who totally got off, bro.
410
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,027
What? You did?
Mmm!
411
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,641
Are you serious?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
412
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,543
Just... during this?
Whoo-hoo!
413
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,249
Big time. Yeah.
414
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:31,763
I got off a couple times
when we were watching
the video presentation.
415
00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:35,555
Then when he called me out
for not being Brian LeFevre?
Whoo! That got me big time.
416
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,186
- That did it?
- Oh, man, did I get off.
417
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,254
Yeah.
Then he showed the finger.
That was the big one.
418
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,191
The dead finger got you off?
I am so confused.
That was the climax, really.
419
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,877
Oh, my God.
It was amazing.
It was mostly sexual.
420
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,379
Goddamn you, okay?
I could've gotten some cash
out of these men.
421
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,148
I could've gotten
a free pair of shoes, but no.
422
00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,883
You said, "Hang in there.
I'll help you get off.
I'll help you get off, Dee.
423
00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:54,136
I'll show you how."
And then you leave me
all on my own...
424
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,705
to try and just get off
all by myself without...
I did everything that I could.
425
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,990
I don't understand
why you couldn't get off.
That's not my fault.
426
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:00,576
Some women just don't know how.
427
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,415
What?
I don't know what it is.
428
00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:04,696
Sometimes it's only
the guy who gets off.
429
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,072
Well, look, I don't know
what the hell's
going on over there.
430
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,040
But I can tell you something...
431
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:14,862
That there is something
really palpable, wonderful
going on over here.
432
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,498
I love this company.
433
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:21,418
I love it more than life.
I built this company
with these hands.
434
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,081
Built it from the ground up.
435
00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:25,350
This is a comp...
436
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:27,391
Wait. Excuse me.
437
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,211
Hello?
438
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,779
It's done? Oh.
439
00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:34,948
Good. Right.
440
00:20:35,017 --> 00:20:38,686
All right, that's it.
It's over. You can all go.
The company's gone.
441
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,855
What are you talking about?
442
00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:44,018
I stripped the company,
sold it to the Chinks,
and they shut it down.
443
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,760
In a sense, you're all fired.
444
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,630
Out. You can all go.
Thank you and good-bye.
445
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:51,148
Get out. Get out. Go.
446
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:54,385
Hey, Frank, whoa, whoa. I...
Dude, I do not understand.
447
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,787
I thought you loved the company.
I do.
448
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,418
But not more than money,
and I just made
a shitload of it.
449
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:00,519
You get it?
Yeah.
450
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:01,586
See, Charlie?
451
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,110
Speaking of which,
452
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