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I can't believe
you just bought, like,
another ridiculous, ugly car.
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You are lucky
I'm letting you
into my goddamn...
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Oh, shit. Okay, okay.
Here she comes.
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Okay, see, what is she doing?
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She appears to be
delivering food.
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No. That's not what I'm saying.
I know that.
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She's actually delivering
Indian food now.
It's a good gig.
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But, I mean, why is she not
locking up her bike?
This is a bad neighborhood.
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Oh, shit.
Okay, look at this guy.
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He's totally gonna steal it.
I gotta move.
What are you talking about?
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- Keep it moving, guy!
- Goddamn it! Charlie!
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What are you doing here?
You're just leaving
your bike unlocked?
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I'm protecting it
so it doesn't get stolen!
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Okay, you know what?
I'm done.
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I am so done with this.
You need to
stop stalking me.
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You need to leave me alone.
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Look. Do you have any idea
what a mess
your life would be...
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if I wasn't
always helping you out?
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I keep a list.
I keep a list of things
that I do, okay?
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I watch your bike
so it doesn't get stolen, okay?
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I put, uh...
I put vitamins in your shampoo
so your hair doesn't fall out.
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I test your food
so it doesn't get poisoned.
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Charlie!
Listen to me.
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I am finished.
Stop following me.
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Do you want me
to be happy?
Yes!
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Then stop being around
every time I turn around!
You have to leave me alone!
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You want me to be, like,
gone forever?
Yes.
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Do you hear me?
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Yeah, I hear you. It's...
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Okay.
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Okay, so this is good-bye?
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Yeah.
Good-bye, I guess.
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Great.
I get it, yeah. Good-bye.
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Okay, good.
Thank you.
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Bye. Goddamn.
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Charlie.
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Oh, shit.
She slammed you, huh?
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Do you want to
follow her around some more?
Nah, whatever. She's, like...
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She's right, you know? Look...
Can we just go back
to the bar, Dee?
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Uh... No, I'd like to
follow her around.
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Uh...
Goddamn it!
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If you don't
have car insurance,
you better have dental,
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because I am gonna
smash your teeth into dust!
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So sorry.
That was completely my fault.
45
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Yeah, it's goddamn
your fault! I...
Oh.
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Look at you.
My God.
47
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I'm Trevor.
This is my sister, Ruby.
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♪ At last ♪
Hi.
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Hi.
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♪ My love has come along ♪
Hi.
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Hi.
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♪ My lonely days ♪
Oh, geez.
53
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♪ Are over ♪♪
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No. I don't understand.
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None of this
is making any sense.
Dude...
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What is not to understand, okay?
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We got in an accident, right?
They felt a little bad about it.
58
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One thing led to another.
They asked us out to dinner.
59
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Who are these people exactly?
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Trevor and Ruby Taft.
Right?
Yeah.
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What do you mean, Taft?
Like, the Taft family?
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I don't know.
Yeah, Taft family, yes.
Okay.
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That's a good get, Charlie.
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I'm rich, but these people
are in the stratosphere.
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Yeah, my whole family
was a Taft family.
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My uncles and grandfathers
and cousins all work
for TaftCo Enterprises.
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My uncle even
drowned in a vat
of their molten steel.
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He didn't drown.
He burned up.
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Yeah, he probably burned.
I don't think he drowned.
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Either way, this is a great
opportunity, okay?
Do not screw this up.
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Because if you get
into a family like this,
it's like becoming royalty.
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What's the plan for the date?
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The...
I mean, no plans. We were
just gonna be ourselves.
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- Ha!
- Don't.
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Do not be yourself.
No, no, no.
That's terrible.
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Be anybody
but yourselves.
Anybody!
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Charlie, do not eat any cheese
or any cheese-like substances,
okay?
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If you see cheese,
you run away from it!
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Dee, do not be a drunk,
punchy whore.
Okay, you whore?
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- But...
- No, there's no buts!
There's no buts!
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Do not
screw this up for me...
for you.
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For all of us.
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What is the plan for the date?
84
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I guess we'll become
one of them or something.
We'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah.
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Now, uh, as I understand it,
your family came over
on the Mayflower?
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Um, yes, they can actually
be traced back to
the original settlement.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, I imagine they destroyed
many an Indian.
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Mmm.
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I too sort of have a distaste
for the Indians.
Right.
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They're savage things.
They're nasty, really.
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Right, right.
They needed to be
exterminated.
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You hate to say it,
but...
You do hate to.
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But it's the truth.
So congratulations
to your family.
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Uh, my family,
uh, we were...
We were a railroad family.
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Yes.
That's right. The Vandervelts
were a distant relative.
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Right, yeah.
Well, and I too
am of a large,
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um, moneyful family.
He too.
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Shippers of-of goods
and, uh...
Services.
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- Builders of... tall...
- Buildings.
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Would anyone like a drink?
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A drink?
No, thank you.
102
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No, thank you.
Never will I drink.
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Whoop! Mmm.
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It's all right.
That's all right.
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Is he all right?
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- Just talk about a different...
- I can ignore the cheese.
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Yeah, we'll talk...
I'm sorry, can't do it!
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All right, then screw it.
109
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'Cause I've been
eyeing this guy
all night long. Excuse me.
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Hottie, hello.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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We've been putting on airs.
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I know I come across,
like, super fancy.
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I'm not.
We're not
the blue blood...
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fancy types that
you think that we are.
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Thank God.
We thought we made
a huge mistake.
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We like you guys 'cause
you aren't anything like
the people that we know.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Oh, my God.
- Shit, that is such a relief,
because look at this pit stain.
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I mean, we're, like,
totally, like, normal.
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Oh, I'm sweating like...
You like this pit stain?
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That's nasty, yo!
I've got bodily functions.
I'm sorry!
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Hey, guys, can we do some shots?
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Yes! I would love
to do some shots.
124
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See, we're getting after it now!
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Shots!
We're getting after it!
126
00:06:03,095 --> 00:06:05,146
No. No, see,
this doesn't add up.
127
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This does not make any sense.
Why is this going well?
128
00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,344
Can the girl not smell Charlie?
129
00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,569
Can the guy not see Dee?
Something's fishy.
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Dennis, don't poke holes
in this, okay?
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This is like Lady Di being
plucked from the streets
like the trash she was,
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and the trash
that Charlie and Dee are.
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No, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I know what's
going on here, guys.
135
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Now this makes sense.
See, I know
what's happening here.
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This is
a Les Liaisons Dangereuses.
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Oh, shit!
A what?
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Dangerous Liaisons.
What is that?
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The movie.
I don't know that movie.
140
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It was like Cruel Intentions.
She's All That?
Can't Buy Me Love?
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Almost any movie made
in the late '90s?
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Guys, guys,
these are the games
that rich people,
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with nothing but time
on their hands, play...
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with people that
they perceive to be
below them.
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That girl is just
toying with Charlie.
She's gonna crush him.
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I hate to say it,
but I think you're right.
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What about Dee?
What, Dee? No, she's
constantly being crushed.
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She'll bounce back.
She always does.
Or she won't.
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It doesn't matter.
I don't care about that.
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00:07:01,804 --> 00:07:03,498
All I care about
is Charlie here.
151
00:07:03,522 --> 00:07:06,042
Now, guys, we gotta
dig a little deeper.
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- Oh!
- Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh, look at this.
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Shall we?
No, no, no, no.
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Where are you going?
Yeah, you guys
are going, right?
157
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No. Get in the car
and leave.
No, we're coming with.
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- Don't glom onto this.
- Hi, you guys.
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Hi!
Hi.
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Hey, you brought some friends.
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- No. No, not friends.
- No!
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- Hoboes.
- Come on in.
The more, the merrier.
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- You guys up for some tennis?
- Yeah!
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- Yeah, absolutely.
- You got stuff to eat?
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All right.
Shit.
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All right, Frank.
I'll play on Ruby's team,
167
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and over the course of the game,
I'll subtly extract her plan
to humiliate Charlie.
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I'll get her.
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Oh, yes.
I will definitely
have her.
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Whoa. Dennis, you're not
gonna hit on her, right?
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Huh? No, no.
It just sounded like you were
gonna try to bang her.
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I'm not gonna
hit on her, okay?
Don't.
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Don't do it.
Will you trust me?
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Whoa!
Good one, Frank!
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Hey,
stay on that side when
the ball comes to you.
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No.
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- Fault!
- Damn it!
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All right, you know what?
Ruby? Time out, time out.
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Let's take a little break.
Let's take a little breather.
Eh...
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I thought you said
you were good at this.
I am good.
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It's just, this shirt is,
like, ridiculously tight,
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and it's restricting my play,
so, I think I'm just gonna
pop it off.
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Oh.
What do you think about this?
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About what?
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What I'm presenting you.
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I think you look
really pale. Do you
need some sunscreen?
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It's the first of the season.
I haven't had a chance to get
a base going.
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Dennis. Dennis.
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- What do you think of the pecs?
- Dennis.
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- What?
- Come here. Come here.
191
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Give me a second, all right?
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- What?
- I thought you said you
weren't gonna hit on her.
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Am I hitting on her?
Yeah.
194
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Oh, shit. Okay.
No, you're right.
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I went into default mode.
My bad.
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Yeah, all right.
Hey, do I look pale?
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♪ Company ♪
198
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♪ Always on the run ♪
199
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♪ Destiny ♪
200
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What the hell is she doing?
She's gonna ruin
this whole thing.
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♪ That's why they call me ♪
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♪ Bad company ♪
♪ Bad company ♪
203
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♪ Until the day I die ♪♪
204
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I love how free and
uninhibited you are.
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Oh, yeah?
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How about I free that big,
fat snake in your pants and
"uninhibit" myself all over it?
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What?
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Let's hump.
Oh.
209
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Whoops.
Hey, guys.
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- Shit!
- Whoa!
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No. No.
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Oh, sorry.
You startled me.
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That's a pretty good stance
you got there.
Are you trained?
214
00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:56,426
There's been some training,
yeah. You?
215
00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,062
Yeah.
Krav Maga.
216
00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,898
That's cool.
Jew karate.
217
00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:04,768
I got more of a Catholic
thing going on. You know,
sort of the hand of God.
218
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,582
Stupid idiot.
Get out of here!
219
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,184
Beat it. We were
in the middle of a thing.
220
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,419
No, no. That was really cool.
Could you show me
that last move again?
221
00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:14,261
Get out of here! Go on!
Get out of here!
222
00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,225
We're in
the middle of some...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
223
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,993
The middle of something.
No, whoa,
hey, hey, whoa.
224
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,584
Ow.
Sorry you got a cramp.
225
00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:24,755
She's really digging
her hooks into him.
226
00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,367
What a bitch.
Mm-mmm.
227
00:10:26,391 --> 00:10:27,991
Hold on a second.
228
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,794
Oh, this same person
keeps calling me.
I'm just gonna answer it.
229
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:34,581
Hello. Who is this?
Who?
230
00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:37,951
Who is...
I don't know that name.
Who? Who?
231
00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,937
Oh, oh, waitress.
Why didn't you just say that?
232
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,046
Uh, because my name
is not waitress.
233
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,115
Okay, you know what?
It doesn't even matter.
234
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,744
Did Charlie steal my bike?
What are you talking about?
235
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,379
Charlie's been with me
the entire day.
236
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,297
How did you get this number?
I changed it.
237
00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,734
Look. I need my bike back.
Because if I don't get it back,
I'm gonna lose my job.
238
00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:57,187
Hello?
Hello?
239
00:10:57,256 --> 00:11:00,607
God! I'm gonna
have to change
my number agai...
240
00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:03,477
Holy shit.
241
00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:05,646
Oh, no. Frank,
I just realized something.
242
00:11:05,715 --> 00:11:07,431
What?
243
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,311
Without Charlie doing all
those insane things he's always
doing for the waitress,
244
00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,002
her life is gonna
completely change.
245
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,603
What do you mean?
246
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:17,041
She's gonna be constantly
calling or dropping by,
looking for answers.
247
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,244
So there's a very good chance
that she's gonna have
a front-row seat...
248
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:23,214
for the final moment
of humiliation.
249
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,349
And that's gonna
destroy Charlie for good.
250
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,145
What's the final moment
of humiliation?
251
00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:30,304
That's the climactic moment
where the rich people reveal
their twisted game...
252
00:11:30,372 --> 00:11:33,774
to all their wealthy friends,
and everybody
has a good laugh.
253
00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:36,376
Okay, Frank, here's
what's gonna have to happen.
254
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:40,314
You're gonna have to do
all of those creepy things
on Charlie's list...
255
00:11:40,382 --> 00:11:43,683
to keep the waitress
from poking around while this
whole thing runs its course.
256
00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:46,420
What are you gonna do?
257
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:49,239
I got something
very important planned.
258
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,613
I'm in.
There's a problem.
259
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,448
I can't make head or tail
of Charlie's
chicken scratch.
260
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,569
Just do the best you can, okay?
I can't really talk right now.
261
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,970
Putting rat poison
in her shampoo.
262
00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:05,999
Just gonna make her hair
fall out.
263
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,719
Crazy.
I don't know.
264
00:12:07,743 --> 00:12:09,454
Look. The kid knows her
better than anybody else.
265
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,224
If he puts
rat poison in her hair,
put rat poison in her hair.
266
00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:14,226
I'm busy. I can't talk.
What do you mean, you're busy?
267
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,166
This is the whole thing, Dennis.
268
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,735
I'm just... I'm getting
some stuff done, okay?
269
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,138
Oh, shit.
I think she just came in.
270
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,108
I'm getting another call.
Hold on, hold on.
271
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,377
Hello. Who?
272
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,263
Who?
Just say "waitress."
273
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:32,094
Look, has Charlie
been poisoning me?
274
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,784
'Cause I've been...
275
00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:36,565
Frank, you got to step it up
with that list, man.
This bitch is driving me nuts.
276
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,222
- What happened?
- Just, I'm busy, okay?
277
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,025
Just do it.
278
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:44,494
Hello? Hello?
279
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,496
Hello?
280
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,766
Charlie?
281
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,468
No. It's your neighbor.
282
00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:57,424
Help!
283
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,409
Can I be, like,
perfectly honest with you
about something?
284
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,932
Yeah.
285
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:08,618
There's a...
There's a girl who lives
in this building,
286
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:12,589
and, um, well, she's...
She's the love of my life.
287
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,258
Okay.
288
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,226
And, uh...
289
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,296
And I like you so much
that before we move
any further, I just...
290
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,164
I don't know.
I had to get that out there.
291
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,368
'Cause I think
I'm ready to let her go,
but I just have to be sure.
292
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,904
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
293
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,022
Charlie?
There you are.
294
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:32,303
I don't know what kind of
twisted game you're playing,
but you need to make it stop.
295
00:13:32,327 --> 00:13:34,706
Whoa. Hold on a second.
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
296
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,831
Really? Because someone's
been poisoning me,
297
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,017
and something is making
my hair just fall out.
298
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,970
Look, calm down,
all right? I...
299
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,582
I've been with her
the last couple days.
300
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,751
I really haven't been
anywhere near you.
Yeah, he's been with me.
301
00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:49,877
Oh, shut up, bitch!
Who the hell is this,
Charlie?
302
00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:52,513
Hey! No. She...
303
00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:57,985
She's my girlfriend.
304
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,771
Oh, my God.
305
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,454
Sorry about that. Come on.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go.
306
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,118
I'm sorry about that.
Wow.
307
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,879
How's this, Trevor?
Is this cool?
308
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:15,135
Very cool.
309
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:18,355
Get off me!
Shut up, Dee!
310
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,892
I got that stupid bitch.
311
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,261
Oh! Goddamn it!
312
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:26,814
- Goddamn it! Oh!
- Clocked him.
313
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:30,400
Oh! Oh, no.
314
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,480
Amazing! You guys
are out of control.
315
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,183
- Hey, I'm out of control.
I'm out of control.
- Yeah, you are.
316
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,575
Hey, I want to invite you two
to a party at our estate
tomorrow night.
317
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,188
My father's going public
with TaftCo.
318
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,080
Oh, well, then,
are you sure
you want him to come?
319
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,933
Of course.
He's practically family.
320
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,702
Hey!
Come on. Show me
some more of those moves.
321
00:14:48,771 --> 00:14:50,253
Oh, yeah.
Okay, well...
322
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,434
This next stuff I learned
from a wrestler called
the Maniac.
323
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,925
So we're gonna have to go ahead
and get pretty oiled up.
324
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,444
Sure.
Great.
325
00:14:57,512 --> 00:15:00,663
♪♪
326
00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:07,671
- This is classy as shit, huh?
- Yeah. Here.
327
00:15:07,739 --> 00:15:09,952
Dee, crack that open for me,
'cause it's hurting
my hands.
328
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,254
Yeah. I wonder why
he didn't tell us
it was black-tie.
329
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,211
I feel like we're underdressed.
330
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,780
Because, Dee,
Trevor loves us for us.
331
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,577
- Hey.
- Oh, hey!
332
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:21,947
Glad you guys
could make it.
Thanks, man! How you doing?
333
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,664
These are a few of
my old frat brothers.
334
00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:26,173
This is Dee and Mac
that I was telling you about.
335
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:27,724
Hi.
What's up, boys?
336
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,077
How are you?
337
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,247
Hey, um,
I'm sorry that we're
not dressed appropriately.
338
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:34,815
You guys all look so good.
339
00:15:34,883 --> 00:15:37,985
Oh, well, the attire
at these sorts of events are,
340
00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:39,597
well,
things my friends and I
take for granted.
341
00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:42,289
Don't be embarrassed though.
You guys didn't
know any better.
342
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:46,593
No, I should've known better,
'cause I'm practically
a Taft myself.
343
00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:49,040
My uncle's probably
built into the foundation
of this place.
344
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,864
Really? Weird.
345
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,416
Hey, where do you
want us to sit?
346
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:57,054
Well, you guys'll be
out here with some of
my frat brothers' guests.
347
00:15:59,408 --> 00:16:02,309
Now, if you'll excuse us,
348
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,511
we all have some
catching up to do.
349
00:16:04,579 --> 00:16:07,764
Oh, yeah.
We'll-We'll meet you af...
We'll see you after.
350
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,651
Kind of weird, right?
351
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,214
Yeah, but at least we can
make fun of these dorks
all night long, right?
352
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,422
That'll be fun. Geeks!
353
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:18,625
Oh, no, Mac.
I see what's going on here.
354
00:16:20,095 --> 00:16:22,930
He's doing to us
what I like to do
to Charlie and the waitress.
355
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:26,749
Huh?
Oh, no.
Follow me.
356
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:30,453
Oh!
I got that stupid bitch.
357
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,523
- Oh! Goddamn it!
- Oh!
358
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:36,009
Man, biggest losers ever.
You know it.
359
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,462
- Oh!
- Oh!
360
00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:41,932
That's two for one, fellas.
Come on. Pay up, pay up.
361
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,413
Those two are by far
the worst we've ever had.
Let's go.
362
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,619
Goddamn it.
363
00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:48,772
I can't believe it.
364
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,442
That's a tough pill
to swallow. Hmm.
What are you doing here?
365
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,946
They're not the only ones
who know how to
play these games.
366
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,997
Huh?
What?
367
00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:00,834
I'm saying I also know...
I have a thing.
Just come with me. Come on.
368
00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:03,186
All right, folks, if you
could settle down, please.
369
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:04,871
I wonder if I could
have your attention.
370
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,857
Thank you all
for being here tonight.
371
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:10,360
I, uh... I wanted you all here
so that I could tell you this.
372
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:14,832
I've decided to go public
with TaftCo Enterprises.
373
00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:19,970
Wonderful!
Oh, bravo! Excuse me.
Fantastic news!
374
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,906
Good for you!
Good for you!
375
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,335
Too bad when you do,
the S.E.C.'s gonna be
all up in your ass.
376
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:28,194
What?
377
00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:32,416
You see, you thought
you all could get together
and play your little games,
378
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,635
have some fun, you know,
invite some geeks
to the ball,
379
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,387
swap some stories, have a laugh.
380
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,157
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
381
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,026
But you took it
a little too far...
382
00:17:43,094 --> 00:17:45,934
when you gave an inside-trading
tip to my friend Mac,
didn't you, Trevor?
383
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,226
What are you talking about?
384
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,685
Pedro.
385
00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:55,538
And by the way,
my father's going public
with TaftCo next week,
386
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,775
so buy stock today
at 34, not 36.
387
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:03,730
Cool. Yeah,
I'll call my broker.
Right, call your broker.
388
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:07,583
Ooh. You ready
for round two,
big guy?
389
00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:10,965
- This-This is taken
out of context.
- What was the context?
390
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,250
It's wrestling.
It's wrestling.
391
00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:14,068
We're oiled up and wrestling.
392
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,820
What is so hard
to understand about this?
393
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,361
Oh!
394
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,950
Nice, huh?
395
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:27,420
Trevor, you imbecile!
Why would you tell him that?
396
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,269
I didn't know
I was being filmed!
397
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:33,410
If you're in my room,
you're always being filmed.
398
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:34,845
It's true.
He does.
399
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,774
It's his thing.
It's kind of creepy, but...
400
00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:38,949
But that's not all, everyone.
401
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:42,785
See, Ruby Taft, she likes
to play her little games too.
Don't you, Ruby?
402
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:45,655
But I'm not gonna let you
humiliate my other friend
either.
403
00:18:46,909 --> 00:18:49,209
'Cause he might be choosing
someone else after all.
404
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,346
Charlie, phone call for you.
405
00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:56,132
Charlie, somebody accidentally
hit the waitress with my car...
406
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,769
Their car...
When they were following her.
407
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,905
She-She wants to talk to you.
She says she really needs you.
408
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:04,340
Wait, did she say that,
or are you just saying it?
409
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,142
Yeah, talk to her yourself.
410
00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,975
Charlie, look.
I don't know
what's been going on.
411
00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:12,782
But if you think
you can make it stop,
I need your help.
412
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,685
I want you back in my life.
413
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:19,572
- Do you really mean that?
- Yeah.
414
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,124
I need you.
415
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,361
Okay.
I'll be right there.
416
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,424
Awesome.
Well, I'm out of here.
What?
417
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,932
What are you talking about?
I'm leaving.
418
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,011
I'm going to be
with the waitress.
She's the woman I love.
419
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:33,715
No, but I...
I wasn't using you
like Trevor was.
420
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,974
He's a total asshole.
I really, really,
really like you.
421
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,109
Oh.
Yeah, I know.
422
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,579
Okay?
I was using you.
423
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,881
That's why I kissed you
in front of the waitress.
424
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,984
That's why I banged you
a bunch of times, just to
make the waitress jealous.
425
00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:50,387
Amazing.
You slept with me
almost instantly.
426
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,484
And by the way,
a quality woman
doesn't do that.
427
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:56,409
She doesn't say yes right away.
She says no to a man, for years,
like, 10 years.
428
00:19:56,478 --> 00:19:57,977
That's what a real woman does.
429
00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:00,680
You know
what you were acting like?
A stupid little rich slut.
430
00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:02,665
And that's all that you are.
431
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,179
How can you do this to me?
432
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,137
Are you still talking?
Go away, dum-dum.
433
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,721
Go. Run and hide.
Go from me.
434
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,118
I don't want to see you anymore.
435
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:14,094
Women, right?
436
00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:16,196
Ah, man. All right, cool.
I'm out!
437
00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:17,881
Oh!
438
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,333
I didn't see that coming.
439
00:20:20,402 --> 00:20:22,569
No.
440
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,171
Guess Charlie had
the cruelest intentions
of all, huh?
441
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,626
Uh, see?
Feeling better?
442
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,327
Yeah.
443
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,531
You know, I-I've, um...
I've been thinking about
the restraining order.
444
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:36,945
You're gonna
get rid of it?
No. No, no.
445
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,819
But, um... But I was thinking
about reducing it...
446
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:43,239
from, like,
a hundred feet to,
like, 50 feet?
447
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,225
Awesome!
448
00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:46,338
Okay.
Okay.
449
00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,255
I can
work with that.
All right.
450
00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:50,730
Oh, so now?
Starting now?
451
00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:53,733
Yeah, probably. Could you
just leave the soup there?
452
00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:56,247
Uh, is this okay over here, or...
453
00:20:56,271 --> 00:20:59,573
Uh, I don't think there's
50 feet in this room, so...
454
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:02,642
Um, I'll go
down the hall. Okay.
Yeah.
455
00:21:02,711 --> 00:21:06,630
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- All right. Well, that's fine.
From a distance though.
456
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:12,586
♪ At last ♪
457
00:21:15,223 --> 00:21:19,092
♪ My love has come along ♪
458
00:21:23,231 --> 00:21:29,068
♪ My lonely days are over ♪
459
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:35,676
♪ And life is like a song ♪♪
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