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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:06,304 Attention! 2 00:00:06,372 --> 00:00:08,606 Attention, everyone. Gather around, please. 3 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,675 Gather round. Mac has a very important announcement! 4 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:15,028 Because of my sudden and unfortunate weight loss, 5 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,798 the bar is now in extreme risk, 6 00:00:17,866 --> 00:00:20,968 and as head of security, this concerns me. 7 00:00:21,036 --> 00:00:23,204 So Mac's made a couple of moves. 8 00:00:23,272 --> 00:00:27,374 And that first move... is this. 9 00:00:27,443 --> 00:00:29,103 Jesus Christ. Jesus. 10 00:00:29,127 --> 00:00:30,673 Perfect for ocular pat downs. 11 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,607 Now I can determine a subject's threat level... 12 00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:34,743 without him being able to feel my retinal assessment. 13 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:37,718 Which is a great advantage because the guy can't see how scared Mac is. 14 00:00:37,786 --> 00:00:39,364 Yes, and... No, that's not what it's about. 15 00:00:39,388 --> 00:00:41,054 Huh? It's not about him... 16 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,535 I thought you were scared every time you went to... That's classified! 17 00:00:43,559 --> 00:00:46,421 Look, this whole point is to make them feel safer, all right? 18 00:00:46,445 --> 00:00:50,163 We don't feel safer. And there will never come a time where you will need those. 19 00:00:50,232 --> 00:00:51,731 Mark my words, Dennis. 20 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,979 There will come a time when I will utilize these glasses... 21 00:00:54,003 --> 00:00:56,336 to assess a threat, and then... 22 00:00:56,405 --> 00:00:58,450 - Are they still standing there? - No, they walked away. 23 00:00:58,474 --> 00:01:00,335 My peripheral is a little compromised. 24 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:03,794 Yeah, you can't see out the sides, and that's a disadvantage, so... 25 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:06,363 Oh, good. You're all here. 26 00:01:06,432 --> 00:01:09,266 - Who invited the Jew lawyer? - Not Jewish. 27 00:01:09,334 --> 00:01:11,402 Hold on, punk. 28 00:01:18,994 --> 00:01:20,561 He's clear. He's clear! 29 00:01:20,629 --> 00:01:24,481 You know, I-I really do not understand you people. You know, it's funny. 30 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:26,617 Most of the time, I'm trying to get away from you, 31 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:28,785 and yet, when I really need to get in touch with you, 32 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:30,787 I can't get you to return my phone calls. 33 00:01:30,856 --> 00:01:32,550 Mmm. Don't need you. Don't care. 34 00:01:32,574 --> 00:01:35,709 - Eh, out you go. - Lovely. 35 00:01:35,777 --> 00:01:38,545 As the executor of your mother's estate, I'm here to inform you... 36 00:01:38,614 --> 00:01:42,849 that her father, Heinrich Landgraf, has fallen into a coma. 37 00:01:42,918 --> 00:01:46,570 Pop-Pop? He's being kept alive by a respirator. 38 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,905 As per the will, the only living blood relatives, 39 00:01:48,974 --> 00:01:50,974 the ever-charming Dee and Dennis Reynolds, 40 00:01:51,043 --> 00:01:56,463 are the only people empowered to decide whether or not he stays on those machines. 41 00:01:56,532 --> 00:01:59,766 Are you saying that we have to decide whether that old Nazi bitch lives or dies? 42 00:01:59,835 --> 00:02:03,120 There's that charm. That is correct. 43 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:05,289 I'll await your decision. 44 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:38,050 Pop-Pop's room's right down here. 45 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,617 How do you know, Frank? 46 00:02:39,641 --> 00:02:43,077 I come here every week and feed him soup, take care of him. 47 00:02:43,145 --> 00:02:45,879 That's nice of you... Help a man keep his dignity in his final years. 48 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,814 Somebody's gotta do it. 49 00:02:52,271 --> 00:02:54,454 Oh, Jesus Christ! 50 00:02:54,523 --> 00:02:56,819 Ugh! I didn't have a chance to tidy. 51 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,142 Tidy? Frank, the man is rotting. 52 00:02:59,211 --> 00:03:02,446 Oh, God. Why hasn't someone done something in here? 53 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:04,226 I told the staff I got it. 54 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,844 - You don't got it. - You don't have it at all! 55 00:03:05,868 --> 00:03:08,730 - Yeah, what is the overwhelming smell? - Oh, that's the soups. 56 00:03:08,754 --> 00:03:10,332 Ugh. Yeah, well, if he doesn't finish, 57 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,966 sometimes I leave 'em for him, 58 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:14,607 and then I forget, and then months go by. 59 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:17,389 Jesus Christ, Frank. What the hell is really going on here? 60 00:03:17,413 --> 00:03:21,599 Look, the guy always said he had Nazi treasure stashed away. 61 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,451 I figure I spend some time with him, he gives it to me. 62 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,064 All right, well, pretty good plan. 63 00:03:26,088 --> 00:03:28,422 Execution leaves a lot to be desired. 64 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:30,269 Okay, well, speaking of execution, 65 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,887 we're just gonna pull the plug on this creep and get out of here, right? 66 00:03:32,911 --> 00:03:35,962 Whoa. Whoa. Hold on a second, Dee. I mean, that's a big decision. 67 00:03:36,031 --> 00:03:39,228 How so? We're talking about taking a man's life. 68 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,563 Yeah, but he was a Nazi, so it's kind of, like, eh. 69 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:43,949 Yeah, I get that. But, I mean, he was our grandfather. 70 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,924 Okay, maybe we gotta think this through a little bit more then. 71 00:03:46,992 --> 00:03:49,359 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. Make a decision already! 72 00:03:49,428 --> 00:03:52,312 - Are you eating the soup? Is he eating the soup? - Yes. 73 00:03:52,381 --> 00:03:55,093 I'm sorry. I was hungry. I made a decision to eat the soup. 74 00:03:55,117 --> 00:03:58,557 I didn't sit around thinking all day, "Hey, do I do this? Do I not do this?" 75 00:03:58,621 --> 00:04:01,216 We are making a decision about whether or not to take a man's life, 76 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,785 not whether or not to eat old, rancid soups. Okay, listen. 77 00:04:03,809 --> 00:04:05,720 We just need to gather a little bit more information... 78 00:04:05,744 --> 00:04:07,288 before we make our decision, right? Mm-hmm. 79 00:04:07,312 --> 00:04:08,857 Yeah, you guys think it over. Think it over. 80 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,981 Mac, can you come here for a second? 81 00:04:11,717 --> 00:04:13,216 What? 82 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:15,686 All Frank's talk about Nazi treasure... Uh-huh. 83 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,254 Got me thinking about something. 84 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:20,557 Okay, you remember that box of stuff Pop-Pop gave me a few years ago? 85 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,762 It was all this old stuff, Nazi shit that he got from the war? 86 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,764 Holy shit! 87 00:04:29,201 --> 00:04:31,718 Yeah. Didn't we burn that all in the alley? 88 00:04:31,787 --> 00:04:33,654 Not all of it. 89 00:04:35,841 --> 00:04:37,558 There was a painting in that box, 90 00:04:37,626 --> 00:04:41,377 a very special dog painting that I mounted on my wall. 91 00:04:41,446 --> 00:04:43,530 You and my dad share this futon? 92 00:04:45,534 --> 00:04:49,136 Now, Frank hated this painting, you know? He made me take it down. 93 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,372 I do not like this painting, Charlie. 94 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,107 Its smug aura mocks me. 95 00:04:54,176 --> 00:04:56,192 It's evil, Charlie. 96 00:04:57,362 --> 00:04:59,029 Evil. 97 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:03,300 And it's been in that box ever since. Uh-huh. So what? 98 00:05:03,368 --> 00:05:06,703 By the way, man, 99 00:05:06,772 --> 00:05:08,505 this is why we work well together, you know? 100 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,975 You see free soup. You make a decision to eat it. It's horrible. 101 00:05:12,044 --> 00:05:14,255 It's terrible soup, but we gotta stick with our decisions, right? 102 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:15,990 Yeah, I can't go back on it now. No, no. 103 00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:18,715 All right, anyway, do you think that that painting... 104 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:21,552 could've been the Nazi treasure that Frank's looking for? 105 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,998 Mmm. I've made a decision. Yes. 106 00:05:24,022 --> 00:05:25,233 Yes, right? Yeah. 107 00:05:25,257 --> 00:05:26,857 Okay. You gotta help me find it. 108 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,993 Let's slip out of here so they don't notice. Okay. 109 00:05:30,062 --> 00:05:32,474 They're standing two feet away from us, so they are gonna notice. 110 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,275 But let's just run out of here. 111 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:37,099 They'll think we made a quick decision to leave. 112 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:43,790 Damn it, dude! 113 00:05:43,858 --> 00:05:45,637 All right, I remember exactly what happened, all right? 114 00:05:45,661 --> 00:05:47,689 Frank took it down, told me to get rid of it. 115 00:05:47,713 --> 00:05:49,195 I stashed it away somewhere, 116 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,705 but then what happened to it from there, I don't know. 117 00:05:51,734 --> 00:05:53,934 Hey, Charlie, come here, dude. You gotta check this out. 118 00:05:54,002 --> 00:05:57,322 Look at all these old photos of Hitler with German shepherds. 119 00:05:57,389 --> 00:06:00,507 Oh, holy shit. Yeah. But check this out. 120 00:06:01,693 --> 00:06:04,172 Oh, my God! Yeah. 121 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:06,357 Hitler painted German shepherds all the time. 122 00:06:06,381 --> 00:06:07,898 He was, like, obsessed. 123 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:13,370 Dude, I'm thinking that maybe that painting could be... 124 00:06:13,438 --> 00:06:15,506 An original Hitler. Yes! 125 00:06:15,574 --> 00:06:17,619 Yeah! Holy shit, dude. This is huge! 126 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:20,154 We are gonna become famous treasure hunters, I'm thinking. 127 00:06:20,178 --> 00:06:23,275 Hollywood is gonna make a Da Vinci Code style thriller about us. 128 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,483 I can finally be Indiana Jones. Yeah. Yeah, and then I get it back on my wall! 129 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,319 Yeah. Well, we're not gonna put it back up on your wall. 130 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,265 It'll probably go in a museum. That's where it belongs. 131 00:06:31,289 --> 00:06:33,173 No, no, no, no, no. It looks so good here. 132 00:06:33,241 --> 00:06:35,420 It belongs in a museum, and that's the end of this! 133 00:06:35,444 --> 00:06:37,004 Okay, you know what? Can you call Frank? 134 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:39,563 Because he's gonna remember the details. 135 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:42,332 I know that I stashed it away somewhere, but it's-it's gone. 136 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,178 I can't find it. Do we have to involve Frank? 137 00:06:44,202 --> 00:06:46,214 You know what? Yeah. Well, just tiptoe around the language. 138 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:47,766 I'll play it cool. 139 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,667 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Mac! 140 00:06:49,691 --> 00:06:51,236 Hey, Frank. 141 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:52,804 Where are you? You sound strained. 142 00:06:52,828 --> 00:06:55,312 I'm stuck in a window over at Pop-Pop's house. 143 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,830 I gotta find his treasure. Treasure? 144 00:06:57,899 --> 00:06:59,795 What treasure? I don't even know what you're talking about. 145 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,879 There probably is no treasure. I'll bet you there's no treasure. 146 00:07:01,903 --> 00:07:03,932 You can stop looking for the treasure, 'cause there's no treasure. 147 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:07,891 Hey, man, you know where that, um, worthless old dog painting that you had... 148 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,621 You're on fire. hanging up in your apartment... 149 00:07:09,645 --> 00:07:12,557 Do you know where that might be? The dog painting? Oh! 150 00:07:12,581 --> 00:07:15,882 That was evil. I threw that thing out. 151 00:07:15,951 --> 00:07:18,914 I'm pretty sure I saw Cricket scampering away with it. 152 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,398 Cricket? Hey, listen, Mac. 153 00:07:20,422 --> 00:07:22,284 Do me a favor. I'm really stuck in this window. 154 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,901 Will you come and get... 155 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:25,425 Okay. Nice. 156 00:07:25,494 --> 00:07:27,911 We gotta get Cricket. I know just where to find him. 157 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:30,747 The duster's a nice touch. 158 00:07:30,816 --> 00:07:32,999 Yes. I don't like you wearing the glasses though. 159 00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:34,601 They're supposed to assess a threat. 160 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:36,981 Cricket could be a threat. No, I have cleared him on multiple occasions. 161 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:39,089 Here we go. Hello! Hey, Cricks. 162 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:40,974 Dog pound, huh? 163 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,459 Weird. 164 00:07:42,527 --> 00:07:44,761 Oh. Ugh. 165 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:47,146 Jesus Christ, that's gruesome. 166 00:07:47,215 --> 00:07:50,483 Yeah, I got into a skirmish with a stray chocolate lab. 167 00:07:50,552 --> 00:07:52,463 I won't go into details, but... 168 00:07:52,487 --> 00:07:55,117 suffice to say, that dog is very paralyzed now. 169 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,174 Anyway, they got me doing this... This community service thing. 170 00:07:58,243 --> 00:08:00,254 Yeah, but I'm kind of a dog executioner, 171 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:03,914 so, uh, looks like old Cricket got the last laugh. 172 00:08:03,982 --> 00:08:05,510 Wow. 173 00:08:05,534 --> 00:08:07,144 You're putting the dogs down? 174 00:08:07,168 --> 00:08:09,480 Well, uh, no. You know, mostly just, you know, 175 00:08:09,504 --> 00:08:11,048 cleaning up the poops, you know, 176 00:08:11,072 --> 00:08:12,617 washing out the cages, that kind of thing. 177 00:08:12,641 --> 00:08:15,409 Huh. Sounds like you're a dog janitor then. 178 00:08:15,477 --> 00:08:17,810 Yeah, that's more like they got the last laugh. 179 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:20,697 Cricks, Frank said you know something about a dog painting... 180 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,744 that he threw away that you might have scampered off with. 181 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,030 - Yeah, worthless dog painting. - Hey, yeah. Dog painting. Sure, yeah. 182 00:08:25,054 --> 00:08:28,338 Oh, very evil vibes. Yeah, I sold it. 183 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,935 - To who? - Oh, some guy. He's coming down here. 184 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:35,228 He's all bent out of shape that he had to put down his German shepherd. 185 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:38,309 Well, I notice his dog looks just like the one in the painting. 186 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,145 I see an opportunity. 187 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:42,209 Make three bucks. Bada boom. 188 00:08:42,237 --> 00:08:43,503 Wait! 189 00:08:49,277 --> 00:08:51,694 He's cool. He's not a threat. Phew! 190 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:53,263 I know he's not a threat! 191 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,698 I told you, I've assessed him a... I just cleared him. 192 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:58,179 You are not using the glasses correctly, and it's driving me crazy. 193 00:08:58,203 --> 00:09:00,248 I thought I used it. Could you tell how scared I was? 194 00:09:00,272 --> 00:09:01,749 No, I could not. I could not. Mara? 195 00:09:01,773 --> 00:09:04,953 Yeah, boss. Got a mastiff in here, just had explosive diarrhea. 196 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,021 I've never seen anything like it. Get your ass in here. 197 00:09:07,045 --> 00:09:09,846 Come on. 198 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,552 Hello? Somebody there? 199 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:19,406 Help me out of here. I'm stuck. I can't get out of here. 200 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:23,143 Frank? What is happening? What are you doing? I'm trapped. 201 00:09:23,211 --> 00:09:25,379 The goddamn trunk is booby-trapped. 202 00:09:25,447 --> 00:09:27,108 It's not booby-trapped, Frank. 203 00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:29,544 It's an empty trunk, and you fell into it like a Weeble wobble. 204 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,928 Let's go. Come on. 205 00:09:30,952 --> 00:09:32,468 - Aaah! - Jesus. 206 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:35,539 - Oh! Oh. Oh. - Oh, God. 207 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:38,637 Frank, there's no point in you looking for a treasure, okay? 208 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,371 If there's anything of value in this house, 209 00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:42,140 we're the ones who inherit it once he dies. 210 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:45,415 - You're wasting your time. I mean, it's crazy. - Check out these old films... 211 00:09:45,483 --> 00:09:47,918 "New Year's '74," "Thanksgiving '68." 212 00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,786 No way. "Summer Camp '81." 213 00:09:49,854 --> 00:09:52,083 '81? Oh, that's us. That's our summer camp. Yeah, that's us. 214 00:09:52,107 --> 00:09:54,741 Yeah. Fire that up. I want to check that out. 215 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:58,595 Oh, see, Frank, Dee and I have been talking, and I don't think we're gonna... 216 00:09:58,663 --> 00:10:00,675 I don't think we're gonna off Pop-Pop. 217 00:10:00,699 --> 00:10:03,744 You know, I mean, yeah, sure, the guy's got a little bit of a sordid past, absolutely, 218 00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:06,431 but, you know, everybody deserves a second chance. 219 00:10:06,455 --> 00:10:08,599 Yeah, he was just following orders. You know what I mean? 220 00:10:08,623 --> 00:10:11,202 Yeah. Let's not try and justify why a man would join the Nazis and... 221 00:10:11,226 --> 00:10:13,104 Right. Right, right. Yeah, I see what you're saying. 222 00:10:13,128 --> 00:10:15,507 That's gonna get us too far away from the point we're trying to make, 223 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,509 which is that the man moved to America... Right. 224 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,778 You know, to put all that horrible shit behind him... Right. 225 00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:22,330 And he wanted to turn his life around, and that's what he did, Frank. 226 00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:24,254 He turned his life around. People do that. 227 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,850 People do that. Exactly. 228 00:10:25,874 --> 00:10:28,152 Oh, here we go. Look at thi... 229 00:10:28,176 --> 00:10:30,393 Oh, God. You remember that car? 230 00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:32,506 Yes. Oh, look at those two little rug rats. 231 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:34,131 Oh, I was so cute! 232 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:36,177 Oh, man, and look at Pop... Look at how sweet he is! 233 00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:38,718 Yeah, God, he was... He was a sweet guy. 234 00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:41,199 - This is great. - That's the camp. 235 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,801 - Oh, we loved it there. - It's all flooding back to me now. 236 00:10:43,825 --> 00:10:45,904 Did we wear those uniforms? I don't remember those. Do you? 237 00:10:45,928 --> 00:10:48,595 I don't remember that. But yeah. 238 00:10:48,663 --> 00:10:50,208 See if there's sound. I want to... 239 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,776 I'd like to pop some sound on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 240 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,368 Look at this guy. Remember this guy? 241 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:57,470 I totally remember that guy. He was always so jazzed up about everything. 242 00:10:57,539 --> 00:10:59,366 He was so excited, and he would get us all excited. 243 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:01,736 Get the whole crowd jazzed up. Here we go. 244 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:06,913 That is why it is so important that we all must unify. 245 00:11:06,982 --> 00:11:11,000 The more we come together, the stronger we become. 246 00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:13,003 Now, listen close, kids. 247 00:11:13,071 --> 00:11:16,439 These goddamn niggers and Jews are trying to take over this country, 248 00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:18,675 and we've got to take it back. 249 00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:20,688 Whoops. That just took a turn. Yeah. 250 00:11:20,712 --> 00:11:24,981 - Sieg Heil! - Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! 251 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,578 Oh, that's us. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm doing that. 252 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,485 Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg... 253 00:11:29,554 --> 00:11:32,555 - Okay, that settles it. Let's fry this turkey. - Sieg Heil! 254 00:11:32,624 --> 00:11:34,724 Yes. Sieg Heil! 255 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:36,313 All set? Ready? 256 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:38,656 Whoa, whoa, hang on. Hang on a second. 257 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,520 Are you sure you want to watch him die? 258 00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:43,193 What do you mean, watch him die? We have to watch him die? 259 00:11:43,217 --> 00:11:44,763 You do something like pull the plug, 260 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,948 and you gotta stay there until the lights go out. 261 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:50,706 You know, maybe we need to experience that on a smaller scale first, 262 00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:53,543 and just kind of see how we feel about it. 263 00:11:53,611 --> 00:11:56,046 Kill something less important first. 264 00:11:56,114 --> 00:12:00,166 See what that does inside. Move up. I have an idea. 265 00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:04,415 You want to watch a dog get put down? 266 00:12:04,439 --> 00:12:07,173 Yeah, we want to see how it feels. 267 00:12:07,242 --> 00:12:08,853 Great. I got just the one. 268 00:12:08,877 --> 00:12:11,478 Aw, I feel like we need to pick the dog. You know what I mean? 269 00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:14,627 'Cause we need to feel the full weight of the decision. Mm-hmm. 270 00:12:14,749 --> 00:12:16,333 Okay, fine. 271 00:12:19,554 --> 00:12:21,687 Mmm, no. No. 272 00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,590 Come on. 273 00:12:24,659 --> 00:12:26,726 Uh, no. No. 274 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,597 Come on, guy. No. No. 275 00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:36,286 - Pick me. - What? 276 00:12:36,354 --> 00:12:39,005 Put me down. Pick me. I deserve it. 277 00:12:39,073 --> 00:12:41,241 Okay. New plan. 278 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,410 We're doing the right thing, Dennis. 279 00:12:44,479 --> 00:12:46,023 We're not killers. You know what I mean? 280 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,725 No, we have to think about ourselves here. 281 00:12:47,749 --> 00:12:49,760 I don't want to live with pulling the plug on somebody. 282 00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:52,763 No. Let's just let Pop-Pop and Cricket and these dogs die as nature intended. 283 00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:54,871 Slowly and painfully. Mm-hmm. 284 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,960 All right. All right, guys. 285 00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:01,377 Here we go. 286 00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:03,558 All right, everybody. Go, get out of here. Go and be free. 287 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,126 Here we go. Go and be free. 288 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:08,301 Oh, we're all free. We're all free! Yeah! I'm one of you guys. 289 00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:12,605 All right, so this is the address... 290 00:13:12,674 --> 00:13:15,107 This is the spot, huh? Okay. Here. 291 00:13:15,176 --> 00:13:18,645 "Brett Da Lawyer, a Denial Correlation." 292 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,581 What does that mean? Pretty good. That's close. 293 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:25,151 It's "Brett DeLauter, a Dental Corporation." Guy's a dentist. 294 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,814 Huh. All right, let's check it out. 295 00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:30,073 ♪♪ Whoa. 296 00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:32,825 Wow. 297 00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:34,744 Oh, shit. Mac, look. 298 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,396 There it is. 299 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:39,933 Holy shit. This dentist must have gone insane after his dog died. 300 00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:41,735 I mean, look at this. Charlie, 301 00:13:41,803 --> 00:13:44,048 I'm beginning to think that we may have stumbled onto... 302 00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:47,352 one of the greatest discoveries of modern times. 303 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,275 Follow me here. 304 00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:52,078 What if the key to Adolf Hitler's madness... 305 00:13:52,146 --> 00:13:54,676 was the death of his dog? What? 306 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,394 Okay, when he was a kid, he had this little, sweet, little puppy, 307 00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:59,296 and he was the happiest chap in all of Germany. Right. 308 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,898 "I love chocolate. I love my dog." Yeah. 309 00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:02,884 But then his beloved pet was ripped from him, 310 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,609 and he was like, "That's it. 311 00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:08,422 I'm totally gonna kill everybody, take over the world." 312 00:14:08,446 --> 00:14:10,046 That is what happened. 313 00:14:10,114 --> 00:14:11,634 I mean, that's definitely what happened. 314 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:14,217 Oh, hi. You must be Mr. Miller. 315 00:14:14,285 --> 00:14:16,686 No. Yeah. 316 00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:20,206 - Ready for those braces? - Yeah, but I wanted the... 317 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,819 Yeah, we can go in. Yeah. 318 00:14:21,843 --> 00:14:23,803 We can pop in real quick. Yep. 319 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,342 Dude, I'm telling you, this is like The Da Vinci Code. 320 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,866 Oh, man! I wonder who's gonna play me. 321 00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:32,430 I was thinking maybe Mark Wahlberg. What do you think? 322 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,738 Hmm. No, you're right. Couldn't match my intensity. 323 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,852 Ryan Gosling... It's locked in. It's gonna be Ryan Gosling. 324 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,059 I can't wait to get that painting back up on my wall. 325 00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:42,373 That's what this is really all about when you think about it. 326 00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:44,208 No, that's not what this is about. 327 00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:46,811 This is about ripping open the fabric of historical fact... 328 00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,569 and making a film about it starring Ryan Gosling as Mac. 329 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,558 Okay, well, I'll play Hitler then. That'd be cool. 330 00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:55,269 What are you talking about? I play Hitler in the movie. 331 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,221 Hitler's not even in it. It takes place in present day. 332 00:14:57,245 --> 00:14:59,779 Oh! It could be a time-traveling thing. I see what you're saying. 333 00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:01,815 So then Hitler comes back from the past. 334 00:15:01,883 --> 00:15:04,250 He joins us on our adventure. We go on a big caper together. 335 00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:06,447 There's no... There's no time travel in this movie. 336 00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:09,483 It's gonna be a classic, like Citizen Kane. Time-travel movies are classic. 337 00:15:09,507 --> 00:15:11,385 This is gonna be... This is... You're driving me nuts. 338 00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:13,454 You're driving me... Oh, my God. Whoa. 339 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,164 - What? - Mac, I need you to convince Dennis and Deandra... 340 00:15:18,232 --> 00:15:20,428 not to pull the plug on Pop-Pop. 341 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:21,934 Why? 342 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,937 Because I haven't found his treasure yet. I need more time. 343 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:27,123 Okay, Frank, here's the deal. 344 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,692 Pop-Pop does have treasure, 345 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,727 and I'll let you in on it if you help me, 346 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,440 because Charlie is driving me bananas. 347 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,325 He's becoming a threat to this whole operation. 348 00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:37,500 Then you're gonna have to take him out of the picture. 349 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,118 Get rid of him? 350 00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:42,605 Yes, sir. 351 00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:44,514 Hey, Charlie, you know, I was thinking, 352 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,576 maybe you could play Hitler. Of course. 353 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,806 I think you've got the range. I know I do, Mac. 354 00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,391 And I think you're right. 355 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:52,459 The leader of the Third Reich defying the laws of physics... 356 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:54,195 to join us in our present-day adventure... 357 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,763 That makes sense. It's a better movie. 358 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,365 Good call. Yeah, I've also decided to direct. Mm-hmm. 359 00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:00,639 Let's lock that in. Yeah, is that... 360 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:03,092 What is... What are you doing? 361 00:16:04,012 --> 00:16:06,052 Why are you doing that? Hmm? 362 00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:13,703 Oh! 363 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:17,256 I am so happy that you have decided to end this. 364 00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:19,993 As soon as we get this little issue resolved, 365 00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:24,097 I'll no longer have a legal obligation to deal with you. 366 00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:27,144 Yeah, it's not really resolved, I think, in the sense that you were hoping for. 367 00:16:27,168 --> 00:16:28,879 No. When we said we were gonna end this, 368 00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:30,543 we didn't mean "kill him." Not end it. 369 00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:32,955 What are you talking about? 370 00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:34,818 We're not gonna do it. We're not gonna do it. 371 00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:37,054 We-We don't want a man's death on our hands. 372 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:40,008 Okay, listen, you don't want the man's blood on your hands, 373 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,315 you don't want to give the order, then, fine, I'll do it. 374 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,818 Just grant me power of attorney, 375 00:16:45,887 --> 00:16:47,582 and I'll give the order myself. 376 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,523 - You would do that? - Oh, absolutely. 377 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,710 Let's do it. Perfect. 378 00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,794 I'm telling you, Frank, Gosling has gotta be the one, 379 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,978 because he's the only one that can handle my intensity. 380 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,487 God, you're obsessed with Ryan Gosling. 381 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,317 Well, no, I just think... Charlie? 382 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:10,710 Mac, you know the best thing about time-travel movies? 383 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,329 They're full of surprises. 384 00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:17,467 Beautiful painting you got there. 385 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,020 Too bad it's the wrong one. 386 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:23,350 Huh? That's not... This is the painting. 387 00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:26,642 - You got the wrong painting. - I don't know. They look exactly alike. 388 00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:29,395 Silence, fools! 389 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:32,098 This has gone on long enough. 390 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:35,135 This painting clearly causes badness in men, 391 00:17:36,504 --> 00:17:39,567 - and it must be destroyed. - Charlie, no. 392 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:42,708 No destroying that painting. That's a piece of history. 393 00:17:42,777 --> 00:17:44,644 That's the key to Hitler's madness. 394 00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:46,412 What, this? Come on. 395 00:17:46,481 --> 00:17:49,099 - I painted this. - What? 396 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,851 I painted it, and I loved it, 397 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,320 so I saw an opportunity to get it back. 398 00:17:54,388 --> 00:18:00,326 But now I'm realizing that this painting is making us all crazy. Crazy! 399 00:18:00,394 --> 00:18:03,295 Hitler's painting the key to the Holocaust? 400 00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:06,599 Ryan Gosling playing you? 401 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,918 Ridiculous. 402 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,703 This has to end now, 403 00:18:10,772 --> 00:18:13,239 and so I have the final solution. 404 00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:21,308 I'm going to burn this painting, and you can't stop me. 405 00:18:21,415 --> 00:18:22,765 We won't. 406 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,283 What? 407 00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:27,712 Dude, if that's not an original Hitler, then who gives a shit? 408 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:28,771 Yeah. Oh. 409 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,907 Yeah, all right. 410 00:18:30,975 --> 00:18:33,287 Did you like my whole... my whole thing I was doing there? 411 00:18:33,311 --> 00:18:35,612 Nah. 412 00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:42,235 I need final verbal confirmation. 413 00:18:42,303 --> 00:18:44,603 Yes. Just do it already. 414 00:18:44,672 --> 00:18:46,839 Wow. What an asshole, huh, Doctor? 415 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,952 - You are killing a man. - You know that, right? 416 00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:51,271 There's a lot of mercy in this decision. I commend it. Oh, you commend... 417 00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:54,091 Well, I mean, technically we gave the order to him to give to you, so... 418 00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:57,075 Yeah, if you feel like commending... If you're in the mood for commending... 419 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:59,063 If you're gonna throw some commendations around, you know, just... 420 00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:01,365 We'll take 'em. 421 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,658 Wow. 422 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,796 Uh-oh. Here we go. What is that? 423 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:20,256 Uh, he seems to be breathing on his own. That happens sometimes. 424 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:24,210 Uh, how long until he's... not breathing on his own? 425 00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:25,990 Until he perishes? Right. 426 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:28,047 Could be months, weeks, days. 427 00:19:28,116 --> 00:19:30,183 Who knows? He's a fighter, this one. 428 00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:32,135 Son of a bitch. 429 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,870 Well, if you'll excuse me, 430 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:37,006 we've had an incredible amount of stray dog attacks all over the city, 431 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,792 so our E.R. is slammed. 432 00:19:41,329 --> 00:19:43,974 - Hmm. - Mmm. 433 00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:45,926 Well, you know what? It's okay. Let's go. 434 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,895 He had nothing of value to leave us anyway. Yeah, come on. 435 00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:50,520 Well, actually, he did. 436 00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:53,689 Burn, baby, burn! 437 00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,424 Dude, I'm still psyched about this movie. 438 00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:57,337 Okay, but the ending needs a little bit of work, 439 00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,072 'cause nobody cares about an original Charlie Kelly. 440 00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:01,130 Well, it's not an original, you know. 441 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,145 I just painted over one of the old paintings that he gave me, so... 442 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,968 Who? 443 00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:07,537 Pop-Pop. 444 00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,672 So Pop-Pop did give you the painting? 445 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,891 It was in the box of junk that he gave me, but it's just trash. 446 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,044 That's an even worse ending. It's so complicated. 447 00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:16,728 I can't even follow the goddamn story. 448 00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:18,481 I-I don't care. Dude... Gosling. 449 00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:20,049 Gosling cannot play you! 37310

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