All language subtitles for early_edition_s03e10_nest_egg

Shopper crushed by snowman

Hey

mister watch out

What if you knew, beyond a doubt, what
was going to happen tomorrow?

What would you do?

There is no easy answer for a guy who
gets tomorrow's news today.

Hey, wait a second.

Got to run, Gary. I've got a lot of
errands. What are you doing here?

What does it look like? I'm chopping.

No, I mean, you didn't even tell me you
were coming to town. Well, do you tell

me every time you come to Indiana?

Yes. Well, there you go. Wait, wait,
wait a second.

Where's Dad?

He's in Tampa for the weekend.

What do you mean he's in Tampa?

Oh, yeah, the RV show. See, it's like a
pilgrimage.

Where? Where are you sleeping?

At your place, of course. Got to go.

Bye. Hey, Mom!

No, no, no, got to run.

I'll see you for dinner.

Why are you so upset? I'm not upset.

I think it's sweet.

No, it's not sweet. It's strange is what
it is. See, my mother shows calls

before she shows up.

Something's up.

Like what?

I don't know what, do I?

Why does anything have to be up? It just
sounds like your mom's an independent

woman. You're obviously having trouble
with that.

Mm -hmm.

Do you have trouble with independent
women, Gary?

He's having trouble.

I'd say so.

Thank you very much for the input, but I
gotta go.

We're out.

Here we go again, him and that paper.

Well, you know, Gary, he likes to keep
up on current events, that's all.

Yesterday afternoon, several employees
of the Big Four sporting goods store

thwarted an attempted robbery.

This is the holdup.

Quick -thinking clerk spotted the would
-be robber in the checkout line and took

what one manager described as
appropriate measures.

I don't believe it.

Mo?

Mo Baxter, right?

Yeah. You remember me? Gary Hobson.

No. Come on, Mo.

All those summers?

At camp?

Camp, at camp. Yeah, at camp.

At camp, uh... Womba.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Remember, uh... Remember, uh...
Nicknames? The nicknames. I was Scooter.

Scooter, that's right. Scooter.

What was yours?

Mun.

Your nicknames. Why don't you go ahead?
We're trying to catch up here. Old

times.

Mine? Oh, come on. You don't remember my
nickname, Scooter?

Stinky. Stinky?

Stinky. You're Stinky. You were the kid
that... Hey, well, you got me.

How's the rash?

The rash? Oh, it comes and goes.

So how's everything going, Scooter?

Great. Couldn't be better.

Come on, Mo.

Scooter.

God, listen.

Scooter, this is stinky talking to you
here.

Look, now, you know, you could never lie
to me.

Come on.

Open up.

She's gonna kill me. Who's gonna kill
you?

Bernadette, my fiancée.

Well, you're engaged. That's great. No,
it's not.

All the money I was gonna spend on her
ring, I lost it.

This investment guy ripped me off.

I put all my savings in the startup
company.

It sounded great on the phone.

Then what happened?

Guy lied to me. There is no company.

Phone number's been disconnected. My
money's gone.

I haven't told Bernadette yet. Look,
Scooter.

Look, if this woman really loves you,
well, then she wouldn't care about your

money, would she?

She'd care about what's in here, yeah?

She'd care about what you have together.

You really think so? Well, of course I
think so. It's Stinky talking to you

here. Doggone it, you've got to believe
me on this, Scooter.

Now, listen, you... Look, I forgot. I've
got an appointment. I've got to catch

it. Look, it was a really good scene.
Look,

Scooter, you okay?

Yeah.

Take care.

Hey, Stinky. Huh? Come on, Mom.

Hi, it's Lois, Lois Hobson. Hey, Lois.
Gary told me you were in town.

Good to see you. Is he here?

Uh, no, he's... He's out, figures. I've
just got to drop my things into his

room. Okay, wait, wait. I want you to
meet someone. Erica, Erica Fadgett, Lois

Hobson, Gary's mom. It's nice to meet
you. I've heard so much about you.

You know, he hasn't said a thing about
you.

Really? Well, you know Gary. He likes to
keep things to himself.

Listen, can we get you anything? Some
coffee or pop?

Oh, no. I'd love to chat, but I'm
already late. Hey, how's Bernie?

Uh, Bernie. Oh, Bernie. Bernie, he's
fine. He says to say hello. Nice to have

met you, Erica.

Same here.

Definite family resume.

You're pink.

The two of them, they're always in a
hurry.

Have you seen my mom?

Upstairs. She's here?

Upstairs.

By chance, say what she was up to?

Nope.

Well, you better not be on a surprise
party. Oh, trust me.

She didn't say anything about that.

She's upstairs.

My mom is upstairs right in my room.

That's when it starts.

When what starts? Oh, you know what? You
know my mom. She's going to want to see

the paper, and then she's going to get
involved, and then she's going to get

into everything.

Hi, Gary.

Don't worry about my stuff. I left it
upstairs, and I'll take care of the

hideaway when I get back.

Mom, listen. I've got to run. I'm late.

Yeah, but Mom. Bye.

Don't you hate it when you're always
right?

She's up to something. I'll see you
later. Where are you going? Out.

Like mother, like son.

My mom.

I know arrangements have been difficult,
Lois.

But we're entering a crucial point in
our relationship.

Not to be taken lightly.

From here on, there has to be trust, and
only trust.

It's natural that she has second
thoughts.

Even guilt.

But I really believe that this is what's
best for you.

And I know in the end, you're going to
thank me for not letting you walk away.

What is it?

Nothing. Stanley, would you excuse me
for just a moment? Sure.

Be right back.

Lose a contact, Lynn?

What are you doing here, Gary?

I could ask you the same thing, couldn't
I?

Look,

Mom. Quiet.

Have you been following me?

No. Then why are you here?

I came here to just get a beer.

You own a bar.

Well, we ran out of pretzels. Gary?

So who's the guy?

What guy?

Mom.

Well, it's none of your business.

Are you?

Am I what?

You and him or you and dad?

Your dad has nothing to do with this.

Well, I'm sure he'll be glad to find
that out. What are you talking about?

You're going to make me say it, aren't
you? You're having a... What?

You're having an affair.

An affair?

Is that what you think? That's why
you're following me? You avoid me all

and then all of a sudden I find you in a
bar sipping champagne with a stranger.

What am I supposed to think, huh? I
think you should give your mother the

benefit of the doubt.

Well, okay.

Okay.

So, what's going on? Who's the guy?

None of your business.

So why don't I go ask for him? No, Gary,
wait.

Look, do you really want to know what's
going on?

Well, no, I enjoy standing in the
ladies' room, Mom.

Fine, just stay here.

Let me say goodbye to Mr. Hollenbeck,
and then I will tell you all about it.

Mr. Hollenbeck, do you mind if I wait
outside?

All right, so if it's not in the fair,
then what is it? It's personal.

Look, this is your son talking to you.
If you can't tell me, who can you tell?

I suppose you're right.

So?

So. You know how your father thinks he's
the big financial genius of the family

when it's me who writes all the checks
and keeps the books? Mom, what happened?

I invested some money.

Invested some money in what?

In a company. In that man that you saw
back at the bar. He has a company. What

company?

I don't know, really, but it sounds
really good on the phone. On the phone?

Yeah, he called me up the other day out
of the blue. Wait, wait, wait.

You're telling me that you invested
money on the phone with a guy you don't

know? Gary. Well, how much did you
invest?

Not important.

Mom.

A lot.

I mean, our nest egg, everything your
father and I saved to buy that little

cabin in the Smoky Mountains. I don't
believe this.

Well, if you're going to get critical, I
don't know why I bothered to tell you

in the first place. Besides, I'm going
to get it back. That's why I'm here.

No, no, no. You're not going to get it
back. Mom, these guys, that's not how

they work. They don't give you the money
back. That's not the way they go. Come

on. Where are we going?

Just come on this way.

Come on.

Help! Somebody!

A little help here, anyone?

You invested the whole nest egg?

Well, more or less. Well, which is it,
more or less?

More. Hey, buddy, the lever.

Anything now.

What did Dad have to say? You know,
Gary, that is the funniest story. You

tell Dad, did you? Oh, come on, I'm
hanging here.

Your father's coming home from the RV
show on Monday. I'll have all the money

back by then. Mom, look, I was a broker.
If you want to invest money, why didn't

you call me? Hello?

Your heart really wasn't in that, son.
What is that supposed to mean? Well, if

your true calling would have been a
stockbroker, you would have been more

successful at it. I really don't believe
this. But your father and I are still

very proud of you. You'd rather invest
your money with some stranger than

consult your own son?

Excuse me. I can't feel my feet anymore.

Oh.

No, don't touch anything else.

Just hand me those pliers.

Thank you.

Carry on.

I think what we're going to do, we're
going to go to the police. No, we're

I'm handling this. Look, this is a
classic scam. The guy ripped you off.

going to the police. No, we're not.

This guy calls you at your home, which
is in Indiana, right?

Yes.

And then you wrote him a check on your
local bank, which is in Indiana, right?

Yes. And then you file a complaint with
your local police in Indiana, right?

Not exactly.

Not exactly?

I told you the police wouldn't be any
help.

Listen to your mother next time.

Listen, the guy who took her money is
right here in Chicago. Show him the

conference.

Stanley Hollenbeck.

Stability Investments.

Could be a boiler room scam.

I guess I could poke around a little.

After I finish what I'm working on now.

And that would be lunch?

This isn't any help.

We'll be in touch. Thanks for your time.

You're going to have to tell Dad. He's
going to find out.

Not if I get the money back first. Mom.
I don't want to tell him, okay?

Look, you're not going to get the money
back. The guy's a crook. He's not going

to give you a dime. And I'm telling you
what, the police, they could care less.

But Dad, well, at least he'll
understand.

Understand that I lost $30 ,000.

Yes, he'll understand you lost $30 ,000.

$30 ,000?

See?

You invested $30 ,000 with a complete
stranger over the telephone?

Yeah, you still think your dad's going
to understand?

No, he's not going to. I don't
understand. Where did you... I didn't

had $30 ,000.

I am not a total nincompoop, Gary. Your
mother has been investing for years.

Mutual funds, municipal bonds, the
occasional blue -chip stock.

I would say my overall return has
averaged somewhere... over 18%.

You're kidding.

You're not kidding.

Okay, so then what happened?

I thought I was smart, but I was just
smart enough to be taken by somebody

Stanley Hollenbeck.

Stanley Hollenbeck? What, this Stanley
Phil, would he cold call you or

something? Yeah, I got my name over the
Internet, one of those programs I use.

You buy your stocks off the Internet?

I pay brokerage fees.

And... And?

And...

Then I got mad.

I suppose that's when you started
tracking him.

Took me about a month, but I got him on
the phone.

And? And he told me he'd meet me at this
little bar that he likes, and that's

where he found us.

Well, forgive me for saying so, but you
didn't seem very angry with Stanley.

He was very slick, Gary. He had an
excuse for everything.

His building was flooded, and that
screwed everything up. And, oh, Nasdaq

piece of paper, and that's why he wasn't
listed. Oh, Mom.

I didn't say I believed him, but I had
to play along.

He told me I could have my money back if
that's what I wanted in the very end.

He's not going to give you your money
back. He's a crook. I know that, Gary.

So now what are you going to do?

I don't know, but I'll think of
something.

Don't worry about your mother, Gary. I
got myself into this mess. I'll get

myself out. I don't want to talk about
it anymore.

I'm going to take a bath.

Gary, left early. I'm handling things.
Talk to you later.

being withheld by authorities.

Mom.

Marissa! Uh, listen, do you have any
idea where my mother might be?

No, why?

Well, she's gonna shoot somebody.

What? You know the guy I told you about,
the guy that ripped her off?

Indiana woman shoots con man?

Oh, well, I don't blame her.

Marissa, I'm trying to stop my mother
from committing murder here. Gary, your

mother is not capable of murder.

Has the paper ever been wrong?

You better go.

Yeah. You, uh... Yeah, I'm gonna... I'll
just... I'll find her and then, uh...

Stability Investments.

Yes, this is Stanley Hollenbeck.

Well, how you doing? You caught me on
the cell phone.

Can you hear me all right?

Now, listen, as I was telling you
yesterday, this is the very definition

-risk investment.

You're getting in on the ground floor.
We're going to be around for a long,

time.

Gary! What do you think you're doing?

Eating a fritter.

Get your own.

Where's the gun?

Gun? What gun? I don't know. What is
wrong with you?

Listen, I know what you're going to do.

What?

It's in the paper.

That's not me.

Come on, blonde -haired, middle -aged
woman from Indiana.

Gary?

No, no, no. Listen to me here.

Of course.

It's the next Silicon.

It's the future of computers.

$15 ,000 gets you.

Don't blame you, but you can't shoot
Stanley. Not yet, anyhow.

How do you know Stanley?

Well,

you're from Indiana, aren't you? Yeah,
Terre Haute. How do you know that?

That's it.

How much did he get from you? Only the
whole nest egg.

See, my husband was saving to buy a bass
boat. It was his dream, and now I'm

afraid he's going to leave me.

Over a bass boat?

Listen, I promise you, we're going to
get all of your money back.

How?

Well, listen, I tried.

I tried. I even hired a private
investigator, and he found Stanley, but

couldn't get my money back.

So I borrowed Sonny's gun, and I hit the
road. I didn't know what else to do.

Well, well, you're not in this alone.

No, he ripped me off, too. I'm Lois
Hobson. Oh, from Hickory.

How do you know that? Oh, well, the
private investigator gave me a list of

of Stanley's victims.

See, here we go.

Lois, he really cleaned you up, didn't
he? A whole fleet of bath books.

Mom.

Uh -oh. Look, we're sort of in a time
crunch here. Could I borrow that list?

Thank you.

Okay. Go back. Yeah. Well, you know, he
just ripped me off good.

I'm so sorry.

Melvin? Hey!

Could we just pipe down?

Now.

We all know why we're here, right?

Yeah. It's because we're all morons.

Cheap. Lambs to the slaughter.

No, because we all got taken by a very
slick guy.

And if we keep feeling sorry for
ourselves, Mr. Nordlinger, we will not

money back.

We're all a group. We should start
acting like one now.

Any plans?

Mr. Baxter?

Yeah, I have a plan. I say we stake him
out, smear him with marmalade, and let

loose the fire ants. Oh, that's not
productive. That's not productive at

Okay, at least I'm trying. I'm with Moe.
I like his style. Well, we all like

Moe's style, but... But what? That guy
ripped us off.

It's just not very realistic.

Realistic? What's realistic? It's
because of that guy? My kid won't go to

Harvard now.

Man, the kid hasn't even started
preschool and his life's already over.

of death's going to kill me. I still say
we ought to shoot him. Oh, I'm with

you. Hey,

no one is going to get shot.

You got any better ideas?

Of course. We need to be positive and we
need to be proactive and we need a

plan. A sophisticated plan.

And you have such a plan?

No, I don't. But he does.

Huh?

Me? What did you do that for?

You were right.

I was right about what? Well, I should
have come to you, Gary, for advice.

You were a stockbroker, but I got
carried away.

But I'm coming to you now, son. I really
need your help.

Listen, Mom, I just can't go out and buy
a bunch of lottery tickets with this.

The paper doesn't work like that. I
don't want you to misuse the paper. I

to get Stanley.

I want to stop him before he does this
to anyone else.

Sure, it's about money, but not just
mine. There's two.

Do you know Alto, he has bilked his
investors out of a quarter of a million

dollars?

A quarter of a million dollars?

Yeah, so think of something.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey, Mom.

What's that thing? Nobody can be conned
like a con man.

You busy?

Thanks, Sam. He looks great.

Hey, if it helps you get my money back,
I'll put this guy in suede and pigskin.

I don't think that'll be necessary.

What do you think, honey? I don't see
what's wrong with my old suit.

I think you look great.

Let me tell you something. Classics
never go out of style.

Gary, let us pick the clothes.

You can pick the cars.

The 300SL?

Oh, no. That's the only one in Chicago.

It's just for show. It's not for sale.
Oh, we don't want to buy it. We want to

borrow it.

The manager would kill me.

Robert, you want your money back, don't
you?

Yeah, you want your money back, don't
you?

Aw, it's okay.

Now, Joanne, I don't want you to sign
this unless you can tell me that you

no doubts at all.

I don't have any doubts.

I just wanted to hear you say it.

Congratulations, Joanne.

You will start making money the minute
you get that check to me.

Thank you, Mr. Honbeck.

There's no reason to thank me, Joanne.

We are in this together.

Shall we?

Would you give it a rest already?

All I'm saying is that we lost 700K.

In a week? What's wrong with that?

Look, the program slipped a million last
week, a million the week before. Why'd

it drop?

You know, I am sick and tired of hearing
you complain. Why don't you just enjoy

it already?

Because the program is flawed.

What is this?

I don't know.

Hey, pal.

I asked for the Kamchatka private
reserve, huh?

Sorry, sir.

Excuse me, friend.

I share your taste in vodka. Let me pick
up a round.

Well, excuse me, but do I look like
somebody who needs you to buy me a

Honey.

700 stinks.

Don't mind Gary. He's in a crummy mood.

Oh, that's all right. Sounds like he had
a rough day.

Anytime he doesn't clear a million
before lunch, he gets like this.

I'll tell you what. I'll buy the drinks.

There you go, ma 'am. Ellen.

All right, I got it.

Buy 100 ,000 shares of Markson.

Listen, just trust me on this. It's
going to split.

Yeah, and I suggest you get it rather
quickly.

What's he doing here?

He didn't hear anything, did you?

Hear what?

I told you.

I hope I didn't get you into trouble.

So what if you did?

Crystal. Hi, Crystal.

Stanley. Stanley Hollenbeck.

Pleasure.

So, uh, you're in finance?

No. I'm in captivity.

He's in finance.

Tell you the truth, all those numbers
bore me to death.

Well, there sure are some big numbers.

100 ,000 shares of, what is it, Marks?

There, that's more like it.

Just like I called it.

I can't believe it. It's split.

Now what do you think, sweetie?

Whoopee.

That was remarkable.

Hey, pal, you mind giving me a little
space here, huh?

Certainly. No problem.

Can we go now? No, we can't. I've got to
make some more phone calls. Well, why

don't you do it from the car?

Because I like it here. What's your
problem, anyway?

Nothing.

Your drink.

Thank you. Mind if I sit?

Well, I'd mind if you don't, but what
about... Oh, don't worry.

He won't even notice.

I've never seen the two of you in here
before.

Well, that's because we've been
traveling.

Spent the last two months in Geneva.

Sounds nice.

Well, not really. Spent all day on the
phone.

Different hours, that's all.

So he really does play the market.

Well, he doesn't play.

Well, then, uh... What's his angle?

And what your friend just did in there,
calling that split. I've never seen

anything like that before, and I've seen
a lot. I mean, that was a cool half

million.

Really?

Whatever. It's not like I'm going to see
any of it.

It was fun at first, but guys like that,
it's all about the money.

Not all guys are like that.

You going to try and tell me you're
different?

I'm not going to try to tell you
anything.

I'd show you.

How?

You give me one of his tips, I'd prove
it to you.

I mean, what good is having all that
money if you don't have somebody to

it with?

Especially someone like you.

I bet you tell that to all the girls.

I can honestly say that you are the
first.

Well,

I'll see what I can do.

Oh, how's it going?

Yeah, well, he's taking the bait.

He's taking the bait.

And Erica, is she doing all right?

Yeah, she's doing fine.

So, Gary, what's going on between you
and her?

I'm hanging up now, Mom.

We're on. He wants the tip.

All right.

Now what?

We give him the tip.

What tip? I still don't understand how
this works.

Just trust me. It's going to work.

How? Where are you getting all your
information?

I still know some of the guys down at
the brokerage house.

It's insider trading.

Kind of.

It's illegal, Gary.

I really don't want to talk about this
right now.

Gary.

Listen, look,

I want you to take a look at the
computer and pretend like you're looking

something you're not supposed to and
then write it down and give it to me.

Give me a call with you, please.

Thanks.

Walter?

You got a pencil?

I'm back in the market.

I hate the idea you had to give him a
real stock tip. It's like giving him

money. Listen, would you relax, please?

He could be halfway to Rio by now.

Listen, I've seen guys like this on TV
before. He's not going to settle for a

single score. He's going to call,
believe me. What if you're wrong? What

Could be someone else.

Hello?

Hi, Stanley.

Feeling any richer?

Oh, no, it's all right. He's not here
right now.

Oh, why, yes, I'd love to.

Where?

I never doubted you for a moment, so...

What is it?

Oh. I told you I like to share the
wealth.

Dan.

We've probably got three of these at
home already.

Not like this one.

You know, Crystal, I've been thinking.

You and I could help each other out.

Oh, you want another tip?

I thought we could use a pair of diamond
earrings to go with this.

Earrings?

How about a diamond mine?

What? You're thinking too small.

How does he do it?

Who's the star?

He is the star.

What? Well, Gary's been writing software
programs for Broca since he was 15.

He came up with some sort of algorithm
or something. I don't really understand

it. All I know is he's been trying to
perfect it, and he's never satisfied.

He's using some kind of computer program
to do this?

That's impossible.

You could say so.

Like I said, I don't really understand
it. I just see all the money you make.

Can you get me a copy of the software?

He don't make copies.

We got all hardwired into that little
computer here at Salt Custard.

Okay, okay. Can you get me the computer?

Are you kidding?

Look, Crystal, you and me, we're the
same.

We're looking for the big hit.

Your friend is never going to change,
but you and me, we'd know what to do

that money once we had it.

Simple.

He'd never find you. I'd take you with
me.

Then I'd just be in the same boat.
That's all. Different faces.

I'm tired of it.

What do you want, though?

I want my own ticket.

I want to go my own way.

What's your price?

What are you offering?

$100 ,000.

Forget it. You make that back in a week.

You tell me that.

Quarter million cash, and that's only
because I like you.

Cash?

It's a bargain, and you know it.

Give me two hours.

All right, meet me.

Where?

There's a bar I know called McGinty.

I don't even know it.

Two hours.

All right.

Sully, this fax came in for you.

Well, I'll show you mine if you show me
yours.

Want to count it?

Oh, no, I trust you.

One other thing.

I know you've been to Geneva.

How does Tahiti sound?

No strings attached.

Tahiti? Sounds warm.

Your turn.

All right.

Oh, no.

I'm looking for Lois Hopkins.

Mr. Sullivan.

Yeah? Could you come this way, please?

Wait, what?

Right through this door. Could you
follow me?

What?

Who did he say he was looking for?

Well, I believe he was looking for
somebody named Lewis.

Pleasant surprise.

Yeah, I just got this fax and, uh...
Hey, could I interest you in some custom

-made bratwurst direct from the factory
in Milwaukee?

Custom -made? Not available to the
general public.

Help! Someone, police!

Oh, no!

Help! I've been robbed.

I've been robbed. He took my wallet, my
keys, my passport. Go ahead. I'll keep

the sauerkraut warm.

Uh, he went that way. Uh, big guy. Dark
coat.

Uh, and an eye patch.

And he limped.

What's the margin for error on this
thing? It's a fixture variable.

Oh.

Why, yes, it is.

Which is it?

Oh, no. We've got to go.

What? You've got to get out of here.

You didn't see a guy with a... I know
you. You're Stanley Hollenbeck.

Also known as Stephen Hollenbeck.

Stephen Hollis, Stanislaw Beck, and
Maurice Taylor.

And who are you?

I think we should talk.

Has anyone seen my fire ants?

Someone's actually engaged to you?

Nice desk, son.

Oh, thank you, I guess.

It's like a party.

What's the occasion?

Canadian New Year?

Right.

Like I was trying to tell you.

Came over my fax machine the other
morning.

Well, he looks familiar.

Oh, yeah.

The ironical thing is I've got him
handcuffed in the back of my car right

And you should hear the stories coming
out of his mouth.

Something about a shooting.

A scam.

A computer program.

You know, if I were more ambitious, I
might do something about this.

Thank you, Detective.

Well, I think that the money's going to
go into mutual funds for a while.

I think that's a very good idea.

Plus, of course, your father's already
spending on an amphibious RV.

Thank you, son.

Oh, well, it was fun, I think. It was
fun.

Are you hungry?

Yes, I could eat.

So where are you going to take us for
dinner?

The bus?

Yeah, ask the girls.

Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could have
some Italian.

I like Chinese.

You mean Oliver?

You don't mind, do you, Gary?

Well... He doesn't mind. He loved it.

Shall we?

And the new series of early edition
continues tomorrow at midday.

While he starred in movies including
JFK, Blind Date and Star Trek, John

Larroquette comes to hallmark in a true
story of a hotshot executive sentenced

to community service that will change
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