All language subtitles for early_edition_s02e12_romancing_the_throne

We've been through it. I don't want to
talk to your lawyer.

Yeah, yeah, I hear you. You want the
kids, you want the house, you want the

Anything else? Jockey shorts? Socket
wrenches?

You're going to do what?

Look, you can't attach my wages. How am
I supposed to pay my bills? Excuse me.

What? You've got an obstruction on track
one out of Grant Park.

There's nothing moving on the Grant Park
line.

No, Edith, I'm not moving to Grant Park.

No, that's because it hasn't happened
yet. You see, I got a cousin who lives

that way, and he called me.

What? What kind of obstruction?

A bovine obstruction.

Bovine? We're talking cows? Cows in
Grant Park?

One cow.

Well, there's a milk promotion and the
gate on the truck fell down and the cow

walked out and her name's Daisy.

He'll be here. This is so typical.

We're on the list for the 11 o 'clock
show at the Greenville, The Mighty Blue

King. I had the comp to publish it for
free meals just to get on that list. Oh,

finally.

It's a train. Oh, that's great. We don't
care.

I'm off to school.

I changed my jacket.

Yeah, don't kid yourself.

He thrives on this stuff.

He's exhausted, Chuck.

Let me tell you something about Gary.

He has the stamina of a horse.

Gary!

Come on, let's go!

A major disappointment to me.

What if you knew, beyond a doubt, what
was going to happen tomorrow?

What would you do?

There's no easy answer for a guy who
gets tomorrow's news today.

This is Robin Santos of Channel 3
Chicago.

We are here to cover the arrival of
Princess Sabella of Moronia.

There's the limo.

Chicago is her fifth stop of a two
-month world tour and also marks the

princess's first visit to America.

The official welcoming committee has
been carefully chosen to represent the

various political, economic, and
cultural aspects of our city.

Princess Isabella is the only daughter
of King William of Morania.

We're seeing the princess's front
secretary and lady -in -waiting get out

car first.

There she is.

Welcome to Chicago, princess.

Considering the long flight, she looks
remarkably poised and well -rested. Mr.

Robert Kastra, the lieutenant governor.

Royal Highness, I'd like to welcome you
on behalf of the people of Illinois.

I'm so looking forward to my visit,
Governor.

I hear the King is doing a fine job with
his modernization program.

My father would be delighted to hear of
your interest.

Mr. John McCarter, President of the
Field Museum.

Mr. McCarter, I've heard so many
wonderful things about your museum.

Alderman Burton Nataris and Bernard
Stone.

Delighted, Mr. Nataris.

Mr. Stone. Ma 'am. Mr. Sidney Edwards.

General Manager of Rail Operations.

Your elevated train fascinates me, Mr.
Edwards.

Mr. Alberto Martinez.

Encantada, Senor Martinez.

At 2 .30, we have a television interview
with Chicago Today.

I talk about Morania. I am charming and
earnest. At 3 .05, we visit Francis

Xavier Middle School. I discuss world
friendship. I am funny and warm.

And at 6 .30, we return to the hotel for
a reception to benefit the Moranian

Immigrant Trust.

Oh! I urge people to contribute. I care
deeply about this court. No, that would

be showing a preference.

We care deeply about this court as we do
all worthy courts.

Of course.

Well, if it isn't Sleeping Beauty.

It's today's paper.

Yeah? Where is it?

Where's what? Tomorrow's paper.

I didn't touch it. Come on, don't give
me that. Excuse me, but I have more

important things to do than abduct your
precious newspaper.

What? I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure
I can find something. Did I give you my

new cell phone number? Where is it? The
cell phone?

Tomorrow's paper. Where is it?

Okay, fine.

All right.

Here, I thought I'd give you a little
day off, a little rest.

You went straight to the sports station,
didn't you? No, the dock.

That's my new Rolls -Royce parked out
front. Just kidding.

Nothing important in there, anyway.

Nothing important? What about this park
ranger injured in protest?

He gets bit by a dachshund.

What about this sanitation worker
trapped in sewer misstep? How about

deal for 30 minutes.

Here's my... Guilted mistress shoots
lover.

Yeah, she shoots him in the butt.

Well, let me tell you something, pal.
Gunshot wounds, they cause

too. Oh, fine. So sue me for trying to
help you. I don't need help. I got

responsibility, huh?

Where's she from again?

Morania. Never heard of it. It's on the
Black Sea, Balkan Peninsula.

Five million people. Primary industries
are sheep, goats, and olive oil.

Average annual rainfall is about five
million.

Hey, I read.

My favorite part of Chicago.

Everything we have seen has been equally
delightful.

This is an assignment, Your Highness.

Your Royal Highness.

I've always wanted to see Morania. I
hear the Pindus Mountains are just

gorgeous. We do so look forward to your
visit.

Mr. and Mrs. Joppy, they have
contributed a great deal of money to the

trust.

Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Ma 'am.

We would like to express our deepest
gratitude. Thank you.

Royal Highness, you must be patient with
your grievance.

You should be honored that the king and
queen... That the king and

queen feel you can be entrusted with
important responsibilities.

Honored. Your Royal Highness, this is
Mrs. Abergoth. This is an honor to meet

you.

May I present Mr.

Gillard. He's celebrating his 87th
birthday this week.

The artist of congratulations, Mr.
Killard.

Thank you so much, Your Highness. It
means a great deal to me.

Your Highness, there's nothing the
matter is, sir.

Just two minutes, two minutes.

Another minute, ma 'am.

I'm exhausted. How much longer?

Forty -eight minutes.

Two minutes.

Two minutes.

Ow!

Son of a bitch!

Oh, yeah, like you didn't deserve it?

Excuse me, ma 'am.

Mr. Gillespie, I wanted a word with you
about the press conference.

No problem.

I'd rather not have a moment.

to meet you.

My next cab.

Hey, find the guy who parked here and
tell him to move it now.

Yes, sir.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

You can't sleep in here.

Hey. Hey, who are you? Where do you
live?

A large place with dead.

Listen, lady, you got a purse or
something?

Hey,

come on. Can you sit up?

Can you sit up?

There you go.

Hey.

Easy. You have a very interesting chin.

Oh, boy, that's a doozy of a party.

Party. Yeah.

Listen to me.

We're going to get you home, okay?

Easy.

Easy. Now, listen to me.

Now, where do you live?

Huh?

Oh, no. Hey.

Oh,

boy.

Oh, let me get you some... I'll get you
some pajamas. How's that?

Oh, lace with tiny little rose buds.

I'll see what I can do.

You know, you really shouldn't be
getting into strange cars. That's not

to be doing.

I mean, it's a friendly city.

A friendly city.

But that's... Oh, boy.

That's still not...

Too safe to be doing.

For obvious reasons. It's just not...
So, uh, you take the couch and

I'll...

I'll...

take the couch.

Good night.

off State Highway 43 at Lake Off -Ramp.

Gary Hobson.

Who? I live here.

Why should I believe you?

Because. Because why? Because I say so.

What did you say your name was again?

Hobson Gary.

I do not know any Hobson Gary.

No, it's Gary Hobson.

Look, go over to that table over there
behind you. There's some pictures on

there. Pictures of me in my apartment.

The one you're in.

They're into resemblance.

It's because it's me.

This is my apartment.

And you're in it.

Did we?

No. I mean, no, we didn't.

In that case, you may sit down.

Oh, thank you very much.

We haven't been properly introduced.

Uh, uh,

Lo, Loie.

Lo, Loie. That's a very unusual name.

Uh, it is short for Chloe.

So you're visiting from out of town,
Lowy?

Lowy, yes.

What country?

It is very small.

You wouldn't have heard of it.

Maybe in the vicinity of Europe?

Mm -hmm.

The Republic?

Monarchy. I think.

But I stay out of politics.

You stay out of politics.

And so what would you be doing visiting
Chicago?

Um... I am on sort of a sightseeing
tour.

I needed some time on my own, so I left
my tour group.

Last night?

Mm -hmm.

I was very tired, and my feet hurt from
all of the sightseeing.

It can get overwhelming at times, you
know.

Don't you think you ought to tell your
tour guide?

He's not very sympathetic.

Well, maybe he's missing you right now.

No.

He won't even notice I'm gone.

She's gone.

Oh, I haven't left her side for 18
years.

Well, if you hadn't been flirting with
that idiot at reception, none of this

would have happened. Well, if you hadn't
scheduled the princess to death.

There's the hero.

Yes, sir.

How good to hear your voice.

The princess is asleep.

Yes, sir. I think she's feeling a little
ill.

Shall I wake her?

No, no, of course not.

We'll call you as soon as she awakens.

Goodbye, sir.

And may I say what a pleasure it is
speaking with you.

You've lied to the king.

Well, she's out there somewhere.

I'll find her, even if I have to cover
every square inch of Chicago myself.

You have a princess upstairs in your
bed.

She's not in my bed. Not anymore,
because she's getting dressed.

Oh, and did you two, uh...

I'm just asking. You would ask me the
same question.

I need your help. What am I supposed to
do?

Well, isn't it obvious?

Gotta take her back to her people.

I don't think she wants to go back to
her people. What do you mean you don't

think? Well, I haven't exactly told her
that I know who she is, you see. Yeah?

I mean, it's hard to explain. You gotta
see her, understand.

And all she wants is a day off. What's
so wrong about that?

She's from Morania, Gary.

So?

Morania.

When I was a kid, I used to collect
stamps.

And the one from Morania had a head on a
pike.

A human head.

A head on a pike? We're talking the
Balkans here.

You don't want to mess with these
people.

A head on a pike? A bloody head.

Oh, yeah, but you don't understand.

You brought a puppy home, and Uncle
Chuck says, nope, you can't keep it.

Yeah, I got things to do today. I'm busy
today. I'll just tell her she's got to

go back. Yeah, hurry up before the
stormtroopers come calling.

Chloe?

Chloe?

She's gone!

Good. Oh, it's not. She took my wallet.

Princess the Petty Thief in under 20
seconds.

Very impressive.

My wallet seems to have run off
somewhere. You wouldn't have it nowhere,

you? I took it.

We will reimburse you, of course.

Oh, of course.

These are nice clothes you have on.

Dreadful large, but very comfortable.

What's the story?

My story?

Yeah, the story. What are you doing
here?

I want to see Chicago.

Look at all of the different coffees you
have.

It's wonderful.

Now listen, Loie. I would have come
back.

Honestly. Listen, Lord, I don't have
time for this. I'm in a hurry. I didn't

thank you for letting me stay with you.

You're welcome.

It's the kindest thing anyone has ever
done for me.

Helping me to have a day off.

No responsibilities, no worries.

Yeah, but listen, not me.

Excuse me.

I'll be right back.

A 26 -year -old mother of two was
seriously injured yesterday in a freak

accident with a south skating rink.

A teenager was practicing slap shots. A
woman and her 8 -year -old daughter came

onto the ice. A brick shaked off a cold
coast, hitting a woman in the temple.

Wait, I'm coming.

Listen, you can't go traipsing around
Chicago because you're going to get lost

or you're going to get hurt or
something.

Then I could come with you.

No, you can't. Why not? Well, you just
can't.

You hate me.

Huh?

I've taken your money and I've ruined
your day.

Well, no. Now, why would you say that?

Because if you liked me, I could come
with you.

No. I mean, I do like you. Look, I've
got business to attend to all the way on

the other side of town.

I've got to go to a skating rink this
morning. Dating?

That's wonderful. I love dating.

You do?

I do.

Come on, man. We've got to get off the
ice. Come on. Four more bucks.

I'm okay.

Next time, bring your own equipment.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, man.

That woman would have been killed. How
did you know?

Oh, I didn't. I figured that you were
only going to be in Chicago for a day,

I thought we'd go skating.

Bestie here.

Your Majesty.

How are things in Moranion?

Good, good.

Oh, no, no, the princess is still
asleep.

We suspect maybe a Hong Kong flu.

Yes, yes, I'll give her your regards the
instant I see her.

Look, don't you think we've had enough
for today? It's wonderful.

Yeah, well, look, I've got things I've
got to do, you see.

Hey,

how you doing? It's Chuck Fishman.

Yeah, I'm just checking out my new cell
phone here.

Making sure it works. She's 21.

Dark hair.

Rather tall.

Legal looking.

Somewhat unpredictable.

No, wait, wait.

You hear me?

Oh, you think I'm making this up?

If I'm lying, let the Sears Tower fall
on my head.

Oh, detestable modern technology.

A princess. A real life princess.

Yeah, with a crown and everything.

She's at McGinty's.

At the bar. My bar.

McGinty's.

Bestie here.

I found her.

Meet me at a bar called McGinty's.

Five? What can I get you?

I'd like a cup of... Beer.

Everyone drinks beer here.

You must try and blend in.

And keep the princess.

Wait.

You're not from around here, are you?

Blend, blend.

Can we go to the Shed Aquarium?

Well...

Maybe we'll do that. We'll do that
later.

Oh, look.

It's gorgeous.

Chicago, most romantic skyline in all
the world.

Lois, we gotta go. Now.

Now. How much?

Ten bucks.

Ten?

Here, keep it.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you. Yeah, Lois, we gotta talk
now.

There's something very odd about those
two.

Odd? What do you mean, odd?

You know what?

Foreign.

Foreign?

Hi, folks.

Welcome to McGinnis.

How you doing? Very well, thank you.

You, uh, from out of town?

Yeah. No.

I see. You come here for the food and
the drink or what, huh?

Ask him.

Actually, we're...

Looking for someone. Oh, really? Who?

Our daughter.

Our niece's daughter.

Right. Actually, I have a photograph.
Perhaps you've seen her.

Uh, no,

no. I'm sorry.

I've never seen her before in my life.

Look, Loie, I like you. I like you a
lot. But there's nothing more I'd rather

than spend the whole day together. But
you see, I... But you can't.

Well, no, I can't because I have a
responsibility.

Responsibilities, I hate that word.

Well, it's not just a word. I mean, some
people depend on me. Who?

Well, I can't name them all personally,
but they need me and I can't let them

down. Why not?

Well, because I... Well, I guess
something here wouldn't be right.

You understand that?

Are you done? You want to keep your job?
Help me.

Gary.

Chuck, this is Lowey. Lowey, this is
Chuck. Hi, how are you? Very well, thank

you. How are you?

Me? I'm insane.

Gary, can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah. You know what? We just got a new
menu. I'd love you to look at it and get

your opinion.

Okay. It's right here. Oh. Yeah, why
don't you just check that out?

Milwaukee? Those Heads on Pikes people
are on the other side of that door. We

gotta move now.

No way.

Come on.

Is something wrong?

No, no, no, no. I've got some things
that I'm gonna do today, and Chuck is

show you around town.

Really?

Daily Plaza, Navy Pier?

We bought a guidebook.

Okay, look, I know you want to see
Chicago and everything, but I can't

you. Well, I'll be back around 7 o
'clock.

Hey,

something else has come up. Can I help
you?

I was looking for the guy that was here
the other day. He was on duty. I think

he was a supervisor. He took some
personal time. Court date. Who are you?

Well, listen.

All I'm asking you to do is divert the
train. It's on the orange line, train

I can't divert a train. Well, just delay
it for five minutes. If I delay one

train by five minutes, that means the
next one is delayed by five minutes.

All I'm talking about is five minutes.
I'm telling you, this is a matter of

or death.

Mister, I don't know who you are, but we
run the safest transit system in the

entire country. Oh, I know you do, but
how about a hypothetical, okay? A truck.

goes out of control, and it hits a
support beam, and the train derails.

a meteor dropped out of the sky?

Meteors and trucks, we're talking two
different things here, pal. I'm going to

have to ask you to leave. Yeah, well,
that's great, but hey, look, I'm telling

you, it's the Orange Line. The Orange
Line, train 57.

Did the Orange Line come through here?

Last 25 years, yep. Train 57?

Yep. What time?

Orange Line, that'll be the midway.

Here's the Evanston and the Ravenswood.

Oh, no, Skokie Swift.

Here we go.

57 comes through right about now.

See, there's no better way to see
Chicago than by the train.

The faces, the places.

Go Bulls!

The muggings.

Hey, I thought you said the train
stopped here.

I didn't say it stopped here. I said it
came through here. It's an express.

Like basketball?

Oh.

Absolutely. Jordan is shit.

Michael's Jordan, of course.

Fishman. Chuck.

I can't hear you. You have to speak up.
Look, it's me.

You've got to stop the train.

Gare, is that you?

It's me. You've got to stop the train,
Chuck.

Hey, Gare, listen.

I'm losing you, buddy. I'm on a train.
You'll have to call back, okay? No, no.

Chuck.

Hey, watch where you're throwing the
ball, please.

The accident occurred when Pegasus'
moving van went out of control.

Pegasus.

That's it.

I used to play myself.

Gary?

Come on.

I think he hit a utility pole.

Hey,

there's live wires. Don't get out of the
car.

Stay in the car.

Don't touch the door.

Stay in the car.

Don't move. There are live wires. Come
on, fellas. Give me that.

How do you know that?

Look,

I think we'll be all right.

As long as we don't touch the car, I
think.

Watch that.

Hold it. One more.

Got it? Yeah. Come on.

Come on. Hey, come on. All right.

Everything's fine.

been able to save the mother and kid.

Just like the paper knew.

I'm telling you, Gare, I'm getting
cosmic whiplash here.

It's time to get back to my dual group.

You'll never know when you need a
snowball.

Thank you.

Next time here in Chicago, you'll come
see us, won't you?

Goodbye.

Well, I guess we better get you back to
that big place with the stars, huh?

No.

Something I'd like to see first.

Beautiful, huh?

Leave now.

Promise you won't let me go.

Promise.

Thank you for a lovely home, Peter
Hobson.

Princess, you have no idea.

Oh, look at you. You must be freezing.
I'll draw you a bath. No.

Princess. No.

You may leave now.

Both of you, I can draw

my own bath.

Chicago. It's 6 .30 a .m. and this is
Paul Groom with today's headline.

Ladies

and

gentlemen, Her Royal Highness, Princess
Sabella of Morelia.

The princess will be happy to answer
your question.

Your Royal Highness, have you recovered
from your illness?

I'm feeling quite well now. Thank you
very much for your concern.

Has your visit cemented your country's
friendship with America?

I hope so.

I believe that friendship between
people...

It's the first step towards friendship
between nations. How do you balance your

personal life and your duties as a
princess?

I try to remember that there are people
out there.

People in my own country who depend on
me.

I may not know them all personally.

But they need me.

And I cannot let them down.

What was your favorite part of Chicago?

I enjoyed all parts of my visit

equally.

No.

That's not true.

The best part of my visit to Chicago...

was the people.

Their warmth, their kindness, the way
they welcomed me into their lives.

It is something I would cherish forever.

If circumstances were different, it is
the kind of city that I could happily

spend the rest of my life.

Thank you.

Fairy tales do come true, if only for a
day.

But you know, sometimes that day is
enough to last a lifetime.

Alex DeMonaco's husband walked away with
$5 million from insurance fraud, and

her daughter too.

She got the blame, and she went to
prison. But she didn't let it get her

She got a law degree.

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