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It's out in three months, and given our
recent web video disaster,
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it's time for phase two of my get big
time rush on the web so people will know
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about you and buy your album in three
months.
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Is that phase two under the sheets,
guys? Get ready, because today, Big Time
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Rush is spending a day with Deke,
Hollywood's number one entertainment
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blogger. Guys.
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Dax Evon was a nobody until he spent the
day ice fishing with Deke. Then he
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became the real deal.
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And today, it's Big Time Rush at the
famous Palmwoods Pool.
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Oh, nice!
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Cool, so we just have to hang out with
this guy and be the real us.
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No, I don't want him anywhere near the
real you. You'll just knock him into the
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pool or slice off his arm with a hockey
stick.
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Okay, that's bad, right?
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Yeah. Because if you have a bad day with
Deke, your careers could end up like
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Tanya and Lavelle.
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Who's Tanya and Lavelle?
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Exactly.
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And now, I present to you my day with
Deke big -time dog training paparazzi!
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Save them!
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Hogging our free internet again?
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I'm trying to create a blog.
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Should I go political party? Or should I
just put pictures of small animals with
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big heads?
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Don't care.
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Look at those geniuses.
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They'll never make it to the door.
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She'll make it further than him.
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Care to make a friendly bet?
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Ha! You win.
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That doesn't mean you're better than me.
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Yeah, it does.
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We've not only recreated the Palmwood
pool setting for your day with Zeke.
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We've also recreated Deke.
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He's so tiny.
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Please don't say that when you see him.
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Because it is very important what he
thinks of you.
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Got it? Got it. Now, good luck with your
training, my young Padawan.
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It begins now.
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is likely to ask.
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Well, let's get started.
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Kendall, how would you describe BTR's
music?
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Oh, um, I'd say it's got some rock
and... Too long.
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Teak was juicy soundbites he can sink
his blog into.
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Say, Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock,
pop, with a dash of R &B.
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Logan, if you weren't in a band, what
would you be doing right now?
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Studying to be a doctor.
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Wrong. Dick is going to think you're
geeky.
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Say you'd rather be snowboarding.
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Snowboarding?
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Snowboarding. Want to let it go?
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Yes. No.
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Maybe.
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Anti -disestablishmentarianism.
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A parasaurus?
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Golden shoes.
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I'm getting a little frustrated here.
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I was seven. I didn't know what I was
doing.
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never the answer. The correct answer is
seven.
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Okay. According to those answers, we
predict Deke will think you're slightly
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more advanced than cavemen who like corn
dogs.
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We can do better. We are way more
developed than cavemen. And we like hot
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too. We're just four hockey players who
love singing, and we can't wait for
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people to hear our first album.
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Congratulations. Deke now thinks Big
Time Rush is forward. dedicated, smart,
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fun -loving guys who share a passion for
music.
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And?
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He's looking forward to your album.
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Yes! Shouldn't we be helping the guys?
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We are.
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Welcome to phase three of my big -time
internet blitz.
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I'm giving the guys a scuttlebutter
account.
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That way they can pick their fans with
the hat.
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Only they won't be posting.
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It'll be me.
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Because they are stupid.
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Please don't do that.
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It's easy.
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I signed up, too. You just scut butt fun
facts about yourself.
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I hate Brussels sprouts.
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Done.
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It's two words.
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Brussels sprouts.
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All right. Delete.
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Delete that backspace and cut pitch.
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What just happened?
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You just sent out a scut butt saying you
hate Brussels.
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That's in the capital of Belgium.
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He said he hates blasters!
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And now for a true test of skill.
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Double nothing.
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It was a friendly bet. It already is
nothing. And I'm trying to think of a
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here.
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Follow the ball.
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Follow the ball.
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Where it goes, nobody knows.
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You should get out. Now.
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Just walk away.
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Seriously.
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Boy, say hello to body language expert
to the stars, Mr.
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Thorne.
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What's with the biscuits?
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No, Corrie Deen!
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Deek will think you are accusing.
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Offer a gentle smile instead.
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Deke thinks you are shallow and only
care about appearances.
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Uh, is that bad?
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Never cross your arms!
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Deke will think you are closed to him.
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You want to be open.
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Deke thinks you are engaged.
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He thinks you are cool.
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Engaging!
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Spoken hard!
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Now, you are ready for your day with
Deke.
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hungry. Boys, this is a test you cannot
fail.
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You need to make this a day Deke will
never forget.
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What he thinks is what is.
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And remember, our album comes out in
three months, and the web is a powerful
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tool that can take BTR right to the top.
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And Deke is a powerful man.
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So you guys are big time rush.
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You're so tiny!
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So how would you describe BTR's music?
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Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop,
with a dash of R &B.
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What would you be doing if you weren't
in a pop band?
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Snowboarding! It's kind of my thing.
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You know, half -pipe.
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And who are you?
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Me?
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Okay.
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I love the web.
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Web, web, web.
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Right now, the boys are winning over
Deke, and thanks to Scuttlebutter, I'm
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getting the big -time word out all over
the world.
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Why are you on TV?
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Gustavo Rock is back in the news for
sparking outrage in Belgium. After
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on Scuttlebutter that he hates Brussels,
Belgian -Americans in L .A.'s Little
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Antwerp are burning his records and
boycotting his latest project, Big Time
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Rush.
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Okay,
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done. What?
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That's it?
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Big Time Rush is just another band force
-fed upon us by the music industry.
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From the blogger that only writes the
truth, it's clear they're full of
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rehearsed soundbites, choreographed body
language, and no real substance.
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I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe,
and singing is done for them.
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Don't buy their album.
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Bye.
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Wait.
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Well, training didn't work.
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It's time for plan B.
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As in be ourselves.
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Come on, get up, get up, get up.
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Deke, whoa, whoa, wait.
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We're sorry. That wasn't us out there.
Just give us a second chance.
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You can't leave yet. It's a day with
Deke. Yeah, not five minutes with Deke.
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blog seeks the truth, and the truth here
is you're nothing but overdressed
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corporate papa.
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I'm going back to the coffee shop to
proof this, and then post it to my blog
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tell everyone that Big Time Rush is a
big waste of time.
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It's a DJ!
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What was that?
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Plan C.
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Okay, we disconnected the Palmwoods Wi
-Fi, so D can't post his blog from here.
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We also disconnected the cable TV,
telephone, air conditioning, and all the
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notes. Just in case.
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You can't stop the truth.
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Look, if you just agree to spend the
rest of the day with us, like you
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then let's prove we're not phonies.
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We'll let you out.
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Let's look on the bright side. This is
definitely a day Deep will never forget.
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Yep.
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The game?
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Air hockey.
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The rules?
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First one to score wins.
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Double or nothing.
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Double or nothing is nothing.
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And what do you think about a travel
blog? Like, don't stay at the Palmwoods
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because the manager's nuts?
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Wi -Fi's down.
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Besides, sounds like somebody's scared.
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sometime today.
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Okay.
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Hey,
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Garcia, outside of Rock Records, where
Belgian protesters numbering in the
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double digits are striking back against
anti -Belgianism.
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Don't worry.
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Belgians tend to get tired quickly, then
go home.
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And make waffles.
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They're a peace -loving and gentle
people.
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And now joining the protest is very buff
and violent Hollywood action star Jean
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-Luc Vandard.
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Except for that guy.
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Gustavo!
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I am coming for you!
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Look,
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we just want to...
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What made
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you decide to come to L .A.? Um, well,
we didn't really plan on this,
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but when amazing opportunities come, you
have to... Can someone elaborate on
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that?
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Sure. Well, it was my dream to be a pop
star, but my buds helped me get to the
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audition. Where do you see yourself in
20... Oh, no! His battery died!
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Wait, wait. What?
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See?
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enjoying Belgian waffles. They'll forget
everything, and you'll be a national
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hero. Wait, aren't Belgian waffles
supposed to be, you know, really thick?
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Yeah. And so are Belgian... These aren't
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Belgian waffles!
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for the last time.
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Wait!
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I'll hold them off!
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Life's funny, you know? One day you're a
hockey player, then you're a pop band,
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then blog members.
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Why does he think we're phonies? He
should like us! Why would he like us?
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I gotta be honest.
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I don't like us right now.
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Worse than that?
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Since when did we start caring about
what people think about us?
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It's what we think about ourselves that
matters. I think we might have let the
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marketers put words in our mouth.
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I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may have
caused temporary incentive.
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Oh, finally, a true statement.
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And do you guys realize we never even
questioned these outfits? I think we
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good. It's a little overdone.
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Quiet, you.
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We are not. four hockey players from
Minnesota anymore.
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We are four Anakins who went to the dark
side.
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Ow!
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So, what do we do?
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You're letting me go?
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Come on.
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You're good. Okay.
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And the truth is, with our album coming
out soon, there's a lot of pressure, and
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it kind of got to us.
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We hope you can forgive him. And we hope
you don't press charges.
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Wow. You've really given me something to
think about.
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Right after I post my blog about how I
was locked in a closet, tackled, chased
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through ducks, and trapped in a garbage
can.
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Bye.
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Hey, you never know.
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Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on the way
to his coffee shop.
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So close!
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Let's go. Triple nothing.
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Anything. I can't... to a ten -year -old
girl.
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Fine.
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And this one's for all the marbles.
Marbles representing nothing, of course.
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Got it.
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Now, you stand in front of this bucket.
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I beg that I can throw these water
balloons into that bucket and not get a
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on you. Ha!
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Impossible!
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No wrong.
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You can't even get one balloon in the
bucket.
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I know.
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But this morning, I bet a bunch of kids
20 bucks that I could poach you with
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balloons and you'd cheer.
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Give me a chance to finance my advice
blog.
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BustYourBuildingManager .com Smart.
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Say, uh, can you lend me 20 to get some
dry cleaning?
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Keep it.
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Well, looks like Gustavo had a good day,
too.
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Boys, I have a feeling your album's not
going to sell very well in Belgium.
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Yeah, how about the album?
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Because of 20 -foot -high heating duct
slides, garbage can rides, and sparkling
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water delivered upon request.
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But in discovering that Big Time Rush
are four dedicated, smart, and fun
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guys who share a passion for music and
life. My date with Big Time Rush is one
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will never forget. And I'm looking
forward to hearing their new album.
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For the Big Time Rush website.
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And this time, try not to break the
camera.
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Got it!
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Is this the guy's Big Time Rush here?
Yeah, and this is what it's like sliding
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down the homeless air duct.
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...out in three months. And given our
recent web video disaster, it's time for
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phase two of my Get Big Time Rush on the
Web so people will know about you and
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buy your album in three months.
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Is that... Phase two under the sheet.
Guys, get ready, because today, Big Time
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Rush is spending a day with Deke.
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Hollywood's number one entertainment
music blogger.
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Guys, Dax Evon was a nobody until he
spent the day ice fishing with Deke.
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he became the real deal.
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And today, it's Big Time Rush at the
famous Palmwoods Pool.
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Oh, yay!
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Cool, so we just have to hang out with
this guy and be the real...
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you. You'll just knock him into the pool
or slice off his arm with a hockey
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stick. Kid, that's bad, right?
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Yeah. Because if you have a bad day with
Deke, your career could end up like
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Tanyan Lavelle.
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Who's Tanyan Lavelle?
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Exactly.
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And now, I present to you, my day with
Deke Big Time Dog Training Paparazzi!
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internet again?
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I'm trying to create a blog.
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Should I go clinical part? Or should I
just post pictures of small animals with
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big heads?
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Don't care.
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Look at those geniuses.
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They'll never make it to the door.
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She'll make it further than him.
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Care to make a friendly bet?
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You lose.
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That doesn't mean you're better than me.
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setting for your day with Zeke.
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We've also recreated Zeke.
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He's so tiny.
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Please don't say that when you see him.
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Because it is very important what he
thinks of you.
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Got it? Got it. Now, good luck with your
training, my young Padawans.
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It begins now.
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Boys, we've analyzed every one of Zeke's
celebrity blogs and have the...
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Most likely to ask.
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Well, let's get started.
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Kendall, how would you describe BTR's
music?
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Oh, um, I'd say it's got some rock
and... Too long.
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Teak was juicy soundbites he can sink
his blog into.
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Say, Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock,
pop, with a dash of R &B.
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Logan, if you weren't in a band, what
would you be doing right now?
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Studying to be a doctor.
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Wrong. Dick is going to think you're
geeky.
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Say you'd rather be snowboarding.
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Snowboarding? Snowboarding.
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I'll let you come.
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Yes. No.
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Maybe.
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Anti -disestablishmentarianism.
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A parasaurus?
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Golden shoes.
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She's sick.
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I'm getting a little prostrate!
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According to those answers, we predict
Deke will think you're slightly more
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advanced than cavemen who like corn
dogs.
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We can do better. We are way more
developed than cavemen. No magnet, even.
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we like hot dogs, too. We're just four
hockey players who love singing, and we
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can't wait for people to hear our first
album.
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Congratulations. Deke now thinks Big
Time Rush is four dedicated, smart, and
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-loving guys who share a passion for
music.
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And?
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He's looking forward to your album.
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Yes! Shouldn't we be helping the guys?
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We are.
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Welcome to phase three of my big time
internet blitz.
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I'm giving the guys a double butter
account.
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That way they can pick their fans with
the hat.
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Only they won't be posting.
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It'll be me.
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Because they are stupid.
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Please don't do that. It's easy.
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I signed up too.
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You just scut butt fun facts about
yourself.
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It's two words.
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Brussels sprouts.
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All right. Delete.
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Delete. Backspace.
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And cut.
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What just happened?
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You just sent out a scut bud saying you
hate Brussels.
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As in the capital of Belgium.
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Who cares?
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Fuckin' blue.
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Dislike the producer.
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He said he hates blue.
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Test of skill.
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Double or nothing.
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It was a friendly bet. It already is
nothing. And I'm trying to think of a
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00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:03,220
here.
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Follow the ball.
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Follow the ball.
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Where it goes, nobody knows.
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Middle.
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Wrong.
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What?
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Dude, you should get out. Now.
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Just walk away.
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Boys,
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say hello to body language expert to the
stars, Mr.
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Fong.
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What's with the biscuits?
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No pointing!
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00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:40,270
Deek will think you are accusing.
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00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,610
Offer a gentle smile instead.
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00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:48,490
Ow!
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00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:52,690
Deek thinks you are shallow and only
care about appearances.
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Is that bad?
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Never cross your arms!
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00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:06,610
Deke will think you're closed to him.
You want to be open.
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00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:10,330
Better!
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00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,910
No, Slouchy!
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00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:15,650
No!
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00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:20,570
Show me! Deke thinks you are engaged.
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He thinks you are cool.
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He thinks you are fucking hot.
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00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:44,080
Now, you are ready for your day with
Deke.
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00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,480
What?
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00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:50,940
Fong is hungry.
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00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,710
Boy. This is a test you cannot fail.
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You need to make this a day Deke will
never forget.
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What he thinks is what is.
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00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:08,950
And remember, our album comes out in
three months. And the web is a powerful
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00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:12,230
tool that can take BTR right to the top.
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00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:15,470
And Deke is a powerful man.
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00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,510
So you guys are big time rush.
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00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,130
You're so tiny.
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00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,960
Yeah, Big Time Rush. So how would you
describe BTR's music?
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00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:34,460
Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop,
with a dash of R &B.
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00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,980
What would you be doing if you weren't
in a pop band?
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Snowboarding. It's kind of my thing. You
know, half -pipe.
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00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:49,480
And who are you?
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Me?
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00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:09,580
Boys are winning over Deke, and thanks
to Scuttlebutter, I'm getting the big
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00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:12,420
-time word out all over the world.
414
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,840
Why are you on TV?
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00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,980
Gustavo Rock is back in the news for
sparking outrage in Belgium.
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00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,620
After posting on Scuttlebutter that he
hates Brussels, Belgian -Americans in L
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00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:31,400
.A.'s Little Antwerp are burning his
records and boycotting his latest
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Big Time Rush.
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00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,840
Okay, done.
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00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,420
What? That's it?
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00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,040
Big Time Rush is just another band force
-fed upon us by the music industry.
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00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:48,720
From the blogger that only writes the
truth, it's clear they're full of
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rehearsed soundbites, choreographed body
language, and no real substance.
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00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:59,720
I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe,
and singing is done for them.
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00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,300
Don't buy their album.
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00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:12,250
well training didn't work it's time for
plan b as in be ourselves
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00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:18,690
wait we're sorry
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00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:22,770
that wasn't us out there just give us a
second chance and you can't leave yet
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00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:28,510
it's a day with deke yeah not five
minutes with deke my blog seeks the
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00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:33,010
the truth here is you're nothing but
overdressed corporate papa
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00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:38,990
I am going back to the coffee shop to
proof this and then post it to my blog
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00:30:38,990 --> 00:30:43,770
tell everyone that Big Time Rush is a
big waste of time.
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00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:51,850
What was that?
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00:30:52,390 --> 00:30:53,390
Plan C.
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00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:02,790
Okay, we disconnected the Palmwoods Wi
-Fi, so Dee can't post his blog from
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00:31:02,790 --> 00:31:03,790
here.
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00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,640
We also disconnected the cable TV,
telephone, air conditioning, and all the
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00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,120
garden hoses. Just in case.
439
00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:12,360
You can't stop the truth!
440
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,360
Look, if you just agree to spend the
rest of the day with us, like you
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00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,140
then let's prove we're not phonies!
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00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,680
We'll let you out!
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00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,560
This is definitely a day Deep will never
forget.
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00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:44,060
Yep.
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00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,540
The game, air hockey.
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00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,300
The rules, first one to score wins.
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00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920
Double or nothing.
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00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,840
Double or nothing is nothing.
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00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,700
And what do you think about a travel
blog? Like, don't stay at the Palmwoods
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00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:01,920
because the manager's nuts?
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00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,199
Wi -Fi's down.
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00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,340
Besides, sounds like somebody's scared.
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00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,400
Garcia, outside of rock records, where
Belgian protesters, numbering in the
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double digits, are striking back against
anti -Belgianism.
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00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,700
Don't worry.
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00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:53,040
Belgians tend to get tired quickly, then
go home and make waffles.
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00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,240
They're a peace -loving and gentle
people.
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00:32:55,500 --> 00:33:01,100
And now joining the protest is very buff
and violent Hollywood action star Jean
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00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,100
-Luc Vandard.
460
00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:03,520
Except for that guy.
461
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,740
I am coming for you!
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00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:19,340
Look,
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00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:25,400
we just want a chance to change the way
you think about us. Fine, I'll interview
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00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,500
you through the door.
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00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:32,760
What made you decide to come to L .A.?
Um, well...
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00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:36,910
We didn't really plan on this, but when
amazing opportunities come, you have
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00:33:36,910 --> 00:33:38,350
to... Can someone elaborate on that?
468
00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:43,490
Sure. Well, it was my dream to be a pop
star, but my buds tell me to get to the
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00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:49,430
audition... Where do you see yourself in
20... Oh, no! His battery died!
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00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,210
Wait, wait. What?
471
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,530
What?
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00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:53,710
Also prison men.
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00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:51,110
enjoying Belgian waffles. They'll forget
everything, and you'll be a national
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00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:55,730
hero. Wait, aren't Belgian waffles
supposed to be, you know, really thick?
475
00:35:56,030 --> 00:36:02,670
Yeah. And so are Belgian... These
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00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,570
aren't Belgian waffles!
477
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,660
for the last time.
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00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:29,940
Wait!
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00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,700
I'll hold them off!
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00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,740
Like funny, you know? One day you're
hockey players, then you're a pop band,
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00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,840
then vlogmasters.
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00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,080
Why does he think we're phonies, hmm? He
should like us! Why would he like us?
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00:36:57,450 --> 00:36:58,450
I gotta be honest.
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00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,930
I don't like us right now.
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00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:02,110
Worse than that?
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00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:05,550
Since when did we start caring about
what people think about us?
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00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:09,890
It's what we think about ourselves that
matters. I think we might have let the
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00:37:09,890 --> 00:37:11,030
marketers put words in our mouth.
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00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:14,770
I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may have
caused temporary incentive.
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00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:17,230
Oh, finally, a true statement!
491
00:37:17,630 --> 00:37:23,010
And do you guys realize we never even
questioned these outfits? I think we
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00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:24,010
good.
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00:37:26,670 --> 00:37:28,470
not four hockey players from Minnesota
anymore.
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00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:32,190
We are four Anikins who went to the dark
side.
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00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:35,470
So, what do we do?
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00:37:43,370 --> 00:37:44,370
You're letting me go?
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00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:45,870
Come on.
498
00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:48,790
You're good. Okay.
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00:37:49,510 --> 00:37:53,890
And the truth is, with our album coming
out soon, there's a lot of pressure, and
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00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:55,350
it kind of got to us.
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00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,740
We hope you can forgive us. And we hope
you don't press charges.
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00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:03,300
Wow. You've really given me something to
think about.
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00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:08,180
Right after I post my blog about how I
was locked in a closet, tackled, chased
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00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,000
through ducks, and trapped in a garbage
can.
505
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:11,780
Bye.
506
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,120
Hey, you never know.
507
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,560
Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on the way
to his coffee shop.
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