All language subtitles for bad_girls_s02e13_oh_what_a_night

Anyone seen a set of photos?

I need them for a new passport.

Leaving it a bit late, aren't you?

Yeah, I didn't know I'd lost the old one
till yesterday.

I don't see Karen's name down there.

Why would I want to celebrate 30 years
of marriage with a woman who's just had

me demoted?

You're lucky to be in a job after what
you did. Why? She only gave a prisoner

her key.

Where's the harm in that?

No point in snubbing her.

Oh! How come your bet's champion all of
a sudden?

Fine. If you want to make an enemy of
it, it's up to you.

Hi, guys.

Morning. Morning.

I've, um... I've had security on at me
about your due tomorrow night, Sylvia.

Have they got your final guest list?

Um, just finishing it now.

They also want the names of the red
bands serving the food and drinks.

Maybe you could give them a call.

Right.

One last thing, Sylvia.

You can tell Yvonne Atkins we've had
confirmation that her inter -prison

with her husband is on for this
afternoon, 12 till 1. OK?

Right.

Hi,

Chris.

It's me.

I need a favour, darling.

Cash.

Three grand and two lots.

And I need it in a hurry.

I hope you appreciate how many prison
officers it takes to give you and your

gangster husband this treat.

Is that your basic grade, prison
officer, like yourself, Sylvia?

Oi.

Don't push it.

Ain't you told your old man to sling his
up yet?

Eh? Well, I would if he'd done the dirty
on me.

It's called love.

You don't break up a marriage on the
face of its heart.

She seemed to know him pretty well.

Especially when she said about that
scar.

You'll have a scar if you don't piss
off.

Hello, Helen.

Jim? I hear you've got a promotion ball
coming up.

I've been playing golf again with number
one.

I have to say, he's not too keen on your
little plan to turn G -Wing into a

lifers' unit. Really?

You know it's not going to happen.

Oh, well, Jim, if I wanted to.

Morning, Helen.

Morning.

Looks like it'll be a while before she
gets it up for you, love.

Just tell them to buzz up when you're
through if there's nobody to bring you

back.

My hand.

Oh, not again.

I need to talk to you.

Shut the door.

What is it?

If you want to be in Australia with your
boyfriend by next week, I can get you

the cash.

What?

What you said, three grand. I can get it
for you.

For a favour in return.

What do you mean?

I need to get out of here for one night.

You want to help me?

Are you crazy?

No, I'm not. Look, this screws party
tomorrow night. Couldn't be a better

Cos the night patrol will all want their
turn for a free drink.

You offer to cover for them, they'll
love you.

And you get out and you're never seen
again. I can't afford to leg it.

I've got my lawyer applying for my
appeal.

All I need is just this one night.

I should report you right now for
talking like this.

3 ,000 quid.

Now, what we've got to do is cut the bag
in half.

Well, not half, about here.

Then we stuff it down our front to make
like a little kangaroo pouch.

And then... Have you finished with that
drink, sir?

Thank you.

Brilliant.

If we put liquid in the bag, it can
spill out. Spill out, yeah.

No, not if we start in place, it won't.

Remember, we're going to have really
baggy tracksuit bottoms on.

There'll be plenty of space.

You've only got two plates of macadamia,
haven't you?

What are you going to eat first when you
get out?

Depends. Haven't you thought about it?

I know what I'd eat straight off. A
whole family bucket of chicken nuggets,

large fries and a strawberry shake,
twice.

She means it. Depends on if there's
someone she's eating with.

Am I right?

So you didn't get to the lifers' meeting
at all?

No.

You can have a long wait till you're
here on Monday, then.

Not necessarily.

Rise, Atkins.

About time, too.

Do you want this visit or not?

I suppose I'll be seeing your fella
tomorrow night, won't I, miss?

Please tell me you're joking.

I've been done before.

Nicky, they are not going to leave an
agency nurse in charge of the night

patrol. I don't believe it. I thought
you'd have known by now.

What screw's up to do and what they get
away with?

Just criminal.

Hello, Gate.

This is Lulu.

Has the Atkins escort arrived?

Say again.

Right. Message received.

What?

Out you go.

She's going back to the wing.

What do you mean?

Your husband isn't coming.

This is some kind of joke, right?

He doesn't want to see you again.

That's from the horse's mouth.

Don't you bloody tell me that.

Don't blame me.

You're a lying cow!

Now, come on, don't start.

But Charlie wouldn't do this to me.

He just wouldn't.

and a cup of tea.

Here you are.

Get this down now.

Oh, a lot of porridge.

Yeah, you got a few last porridge?

Yeah, I got a lot. Do you know what they
say?

Give the back to you for another day.

Think of us tonight, won't you, Crystal,
when you're out in the town

celebrating? Yeah, I'll be doing a lot
of that with my skinny grant money,

innit? You got somewhere salty to stay?

Yeah, my probation officer's got me into
a hostel.

Oh, yeah? What happened to lover boy,
then?

Er, Crystal, we're going to have to keep
you a little bit longer, I'm afraid.

Eh? We've got a problem with your travel
warrant.

We'll get it sorted as soon as the
office starts, right?

But what if someone's waiting for me?

Well, I can tell the gate lodger to let
them know you've been held up.

What's her name?

Well, just say if anyone asks for me.

Right.

Always some cock -up, innit?

Looking a bit down in the mouth today,
Atkins.

Of course.

Your old man's dumped you, hasn't he?

Shame.

Another woman, was it?

Piss off, then.

Not Rene Williams by any chance.

And look what happened to her.

And to think you tried to rub her old
man out for them.

That's life, eh?

Say something.

Nice.

I've engraved it on the back.

It says, to Sylvia and Bobby, 30 years
and still going strong.

From all your friends on G -Wing.

Friends. Does that include me?

You're terrible.

One with two sugars, Miss Barker. Thank
you. One with that.

Thanks, Barbara.

I want to know what's going on, cos he's
just taken a piss, man.

Crystal, I've told you.

All I need is my bus fare to Peckham.

It's not that simple. You have to be
patient.

Oh, come and have a cup of tea.

How do you like it?

Half milk, free sugars.

It's all right, Barbara, I'll do this.

Go and check on Edmund.

Oh, Miss, can I just have a word?

In private, Miss.

I've got some reports to go through.

What is it, Cheryl?

I've just spoken to my kid's social
worker.

The Foster family wants to adopt him.

Well, are you happy with that?

They sound nice.

I can't thank you enough, Miss, for what
you've done for me.

None of it's got out.

You know, you never said nothing, did
you?

I told you I wouldn't.

I don't want you to stick by what they
say.

Now, remember, don't look back when you
get out the gate. Do you know what they

say? You'll be back another day.

That's the address of my hostel.

That's if you want to write to me.

Give her the hug, then.

You stay safe, man. You too, all right?

Have fun.

Yeah.

Take care of yourself, love.

Be lucky, eh?

Keep your head down.

Yes.

Be finally off, then. Yep.

I'll miss you in the chapel.

You'll have to convert these evens on
your own now.

Take care of yourself, Crystal.

We'll never forget what you did for
Zandra.

Right, come on. Get her out before
something else goes wrong.

Nice knowing you too, miss.

Go and get serving.

Bye, Crystal.

Keep on strumming.

See ya.

I'd do nothing weird, wouldn't I?

Bye, Crystal.

See you, sir.

Bye, Crystal.

Anybody help me?

I'm sorry.

Can you change your dressing now?

Yeah. Sure.

Stuff's in here. Right.

ID card's in the pocket.

The coat will be on locker 20 in the
locker room.

Great.

You better do this.

God, I'm so nervous.

Just keep thinking about getting on that
plane to Australia.

I like you going to the gym.

What about you, miss? You wearing
something nice?

No, I had to buy a new dress.

A bit sexy, is it, miss?

You saying I can't look sexy?

Come on, you two, you can go canoodling
yourself.

Right, Barbara Cartland, bedtime.

Come on.

I hope you're going to be good girls
tonight.

Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, would
we, Fenner?

Don't even think about it.

What do you want to goad him for?

Because he expects me to.

You might want to turn away.

I wish I could talk you out of this.

It's Karen Betts. I'd like to sort her
out before the night gets going.

No, Bobby. I don't want any trouble.

There she is.

This is Miss Betts, Bobby.

Miss Betts?

Karen, please.

I've heard a lot about you, Karen.

I'm sure most of it bad.

Well... You know.

I'm not saying it's easy running a
prison wing, but it seems to me you were

bit hasty demoting my wife, yeah?

Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?

That's her well and truest daughter.

Just prime him with good self.

But I'm going to prime the boys in the
balance.

Boys!

Is it new, the dress?

I like it.

I was dead scared I wasn't going to find
anything.

But then I thought, it's an occasion.

What the hell, I'm sure a bit of flesh.

I need a drink.

Oh.

I'm going to have a white wine, please.

Sure.

Maybe you'll do me the honour later on.

A dance.

Oh, well, only if you get Phoebe's
blessing.

That's all you're in there.

Thanks, Jim.

Hmm. Told me you told me you two kissed
and made up.

Oh, yes, we've definitely done that.

I'll find you later, Karen.

Do you have to be so obvious?

Sorry? Oh, yes, we've definitely done
that.

There. I thought you said Betts was all
right.

She is.

Best governor we've had.

Yeah?

Well, what's she doing all over that
slimy bastard, then?

I bet it's going to be such a penner.

I'd say she was shagging him.

Here. I thought we'd give our body bags
a present for our anniversary.

Eh? I'm not giving that old cow nothing.

Oh, that's a pity.

I was going to flip her an egg.

What, a whole one?

She'll go up like a study rocket.

Here. OK, girls.

Don't tell Huddle at the bar. Go and
serve some drinks.

Miss.

I know I've done a lot of bad things in
my life, but, you know, I never lied to

you about Mr Fenner.

What's brought all this on?

He did it with me.

You know he did.

Oh, come on! What are you waiting for?

Not a very good dancer.

You'll just wriggle your body.

Oh, God!

I've just got to get this fixed.

You said you wanted to share a bit of
flesh.

Happy anniversary, miss.

Oh, thank you.

Selkie, the castrate.

Book a party.

They say blondes have more fun.

Will I do?

I bloody well hope so.

I'm asleep.

Okay.

I'm not really dressed now.

Better go and have your fun, then. All
right, I'll see you later.

Hello?

Sorry, love, didn't see you there.

Lucky bastard, eh?

Don't get up there till ten.

I hope they've saved me a drop.

I've got Mike to get me another pint.

Mike!

Mike!

Get another one when you've got them on.

Sorry, sweetheart.

What's your name?

Ford.

What time did you come in at?

12 .30.

12 .30.

Anyway... Can

I go now?

Not unless you want to sleep tonight.

You all know Sylvia as a hard -working
and trusted colleague who's given her

life to the prison service.

But I know her as a wife and a mother to
our three children, Constance,

Gail and little Bobby Darren.

And she is the best.

So, here's to the next 30.

Something for you from your colleague's
luncheeroom.

Is this someone's idea of a joke?

Well, it's not very funny if it is.

What's going on, Di?

Oh, never mind it now.

Let's have another dance. Something from
the 50s, boys.

Come on, Bobby.

Back in by ten, remember? You stay out
all night.

Look,

we'll have another whip round. Make sure
you get your clock, eh?

Oh, forget it.

It's only a daft guest.

We've got a dozen clocks at home,
haven't we, Bobby?

Come on, don't sit.

Christ almighty.

Another glass of red for Miss Betts,
please.

You go.

I'm not going.

I wish you'd stop topping me up, Jim.
I'm losing count.

That's four so far, Miss.

Is that right, Mr Fenner?

Oh, for Christ's sake.

Relax. Come on. Let's have a dance. No.

You're not even going to dance, are you?

Didn't you hear me?

Fine. I can't prop up the bar.

I've got to talk to you.

No. No! Hello?

Helen!

Helen, please!

For Christ's sake, let me in!

Look, it's okay. No one knows I'm here.

It's only for tonight.

I'm really sorry about your clock,
Sylvia.

Die? What's the clock between friends?

Because that's what we are.

All of us who work in this dump.

We're family.

And we need to stick together.

That's a lovely thing to say.

Oh, come on, let's have a boogie.

How's your driving?

Not good.

Well, the better I can teach you.

That did set her.

Another pint of lager, sir?

Oh, she'll pay it for you, nothing?

Another one in there, please, ma 'am.

Not talking to Miss Betts no more?

Shut it.

She can see right through you.

Oh, yeah?

Is that why she's invited me back to her
place for the night?

A prick like you.

You must be joking.

Am I?

I'm knackered.

Honestly.

The youth of today.

No stamina.

Don't you abandon me.

Just one drink.

Come on.

If I can do it.

It's not a competition.

But this is our night.

Get up. I'm exhausted.

Well, that's nothing new.

Sylvia. There's always some excuse,
isn't there?

Too tired, sore back.

He says it's carrying the coffins.

I think there's something wrong in the
waterworks department, if you know what

mean. That's enough, Sylvia.

I don't know why I waste my time with
you.

You haven't danced all night, you.

I don't really.

Right, that's it. I'm taking you home to
sleep it off. Oh, get lost.

I mean it. You're making a fool of
yourself. People are laughing.

Yes, it's you.

I'll leave you to it.

I'm leaving.

If you don't come home with me right
now, I'm going to lock you out.

Nicky, I am an employee of the Home
Office. Do you have any idea?

Don't worry, I'm not going to get
caught.

You're completely mad.

I love you.

When I saw what pissed you off, I didn't
know how I could live.

And then I got this chance.

I just want to make the most of it.

We've got a whole night together.

Nicky, this is not the way.

Tell me you love me.

Yeah, just bang them all on the table
and we'll sort them out in the kitchen

later.

Have any of you seen Mr McAllister?

No, ma 'am.

He's left his drink.

Sorry, miss.

Time's up.

There you are.

I thought you'd already gone.

Just about to.

Oh, me too.

Shall we share a cab?

Yeah, all right.

Great.

Another ticking off, I heard.

Listen,

I'm going to have to get Sylvia into a
taxi.

Oh, leave her.

Probably find her slumped in the loose
in the morning.

Hey, one dance.

Hey, lads, just one more, eh?

Stop it.

Oh, for God's sake, Karen, stop being so
paranoid.

I'm going to put Mrs Hollenby in a taxi
now.

Oh, leave her.

Good night, Jim.

Oh, sod you, Karen.

Sylvia. What?

You'll have to go home. I'm not going
home to that land!

Oh,

shit.

Not that she'd bloody hurt herself.

Right, that's it, girls. Come on.

Show's over.

Move! Come on!

I've imagined this so many times.

I can't believe I've already got you.

Everything's possible now.

The whole future.

Nicky.

So how do you know that I've got to get
you back to Larkhall?

What? Now, before anyone notices that
you've gone.

Don't be stupid.

I can't go back there till the morning
shift.

Think about it.

I'm your solicitor.

I'm sorry, sweetheart, but you...

It's

number 64 on the left.

Here we are.

Yeah. Good night.

Hang on a minute, mate.

I don't know.

No.

Come on in for a coffee.

I can't, Di. I've got to be up early
tomorrow.

I've got a lot of packing to do.

Oh, come on.

What's one little late night when you're
going to go off on a long holiday?

Yeah.

Di, is that you?

Is that your mother?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's best not to disturb her, eh?

Well, um... See you.

Nice! I've wet myself!

Yes. All right, I'll be down in a
minute.

What are you doing

here?

Got a message on my mobile from Denny.

She gave me this address.

Why does she do that for?

I know where to find you, I suppose.

But you could have got in touch with me
before if you was bothered.

Show me your hand.

Now, come on, show me your hand.

Looks like you're the one who ain't
bothered.

You want to come back to my place?

Got no choice, innit?

It's not the end of the line.

It's not.

Claire said she's going to go right
ahead and apply to the Criminal Cases

Commission. She's going to come in and
see you about it next week.

You're not going to give up. You're
kidding.

No way.

Well, good, because neither am I.

I love you, Nicky.

Enough to give everything up for me.

Yeah, you know how much.

I'm not going back to that prison,
Ellen.

Not after this.

This is my last chance now.

If I go back, I just know I'm going to
be there till I'm bloody 50. You won't

wait that long for me.

Nikki, it won't be that long.

If the DCRC takes up your case... If.

If. If.

What if they don't?

Do you really think I could handle that?

Because I'm telling you, after what
we've been through this week, I just

I'd go totally mad.

We've got to run for it.

Tonight, Vicky, you are talking absolute
crap.

I can get a passport. Trish can help me.
We are not going on the run.

No.

No, of course, that'd be stupid.

I'll go on ahead.

I can be out of the country before they
even miss me.

San Francisco.

And then when the heat's off, you can
come out and join me.

Vicky.

If you love me enough.

What kind of life would that be for us?

Better than if we wait for bloody
justice.

It's true, Helen. You know it is.

No.

No, no, no, it isn't.

Don't even think about this. This is not
an option.

It's the only one we've got.

Say you'll do it. I can't.

Yes, you can.

You will.

I've got to go now. No, Licky. I'll tell
you where I am. I'll wait for you. No.

I've got to go. I need a cab. You've got
a number.

Darling, please.

Please trust me.

Okay.

Go get ready.

That's it. Bedtime.

Jim. What?

I miss you.

Yeah? Well, you blew it.

You're going to sleep with Bette
tonight, aren't you?

Can't I just have a little kiss?

I know it doesn't mean nothing to you.

But now you're with her.

Thank you.