All language subtitles for bad_girls_s02e09_the_leaving

Oh, yeah.

Now I'm taking it off.

I'm unhooking my bra.

Oh, you're finished then?

All right then.

Till next time, big boy.

Oof. Do the chair after that. So how
long are you in for this time, Dawn?

Three months.

Oh, nice one.

Here, them's for you girls.

That's if you can face them after that
phone call.

You're in a good mood today, Shell.

Yeah, well, I'm moving back on to an
aunt, aren't I? And about Simon, all.

I suppose you deserve it, after what
you've been through with your kiddies.

Yeah.

Must have been hard, though, I guess.

Oh, my.

Shall we go up to the bar?

I'm keeping a weekly record of all the
food they give us in this place, and

I'm going to show it to Miss Beth.

I mean, look at it.

High cholesterol, nothing fresh, hardly
any fibre.

Wouldn't want to give you an heart
attack, would we? Just a minute.

Next.

Why are you being so hard on her? She's
all right, Bart.

Yeah, she helped us with the internet
thingy. So?

She's a smug bitch.

She's only been here two minutes and she
thinks she owns the place.

She needs to take him down a peg or two.

You can sit with me if you want, Sandra.

You sure you don't mind?

Why would I?

I might be catching.

That's what this lot seem to think
anyway.

I don't know why they give me so much.

You want to do it?

Yes. Enforced by Michelle Dockley.

What are you doing?

It's no good to me, is it?

You've got to keep your strength up.

I'm not.

You're going to die soon.

They're just embarrassed. They don't
know what to say.

And you do, do you?

Oh, yes.

You're that mercy killer, aren't you?

Want to do me a while at it, do you?

It's OK.

It's just that no -one talks about it.

They all pretend that nothing's
happening.

Apart from Crystal.

And now they've gone and taken her away
from me.

Well, I'm here.

Any time you want.

Hiya.

Hi.

I'm just going to go and see someone.

Did you get a message to her yet? Yeah.

She says she's sorry, but you're really
not to worry.

What do you mean, don't worry? She's
mad.

Well, because she's not worried. The
thing is, Josh, she's done the whole

on purpose.

What? She wanted to get caught.

Because she wanted to stay with Zandra.
In her hour of need. And she hoped you'd

understand.

Yeah.

But I wouldn't want to spoil no -one's
plans, would I?

No.

I'm going to stop my plans. They don't
count for nothing, do they?

You could have put that a bit better.

Come on, Dockley, get a move on.

Aren't you going to go in there and give
her a hand, sir?

Shut it, Wade.

I really appreciate all the support I'm
being given, sir.

I ain't going to let you and Miss Klepp
down, I promise. Cut the speeches,

Dockley. There's no Oscars in here.

Don't be a stranger now.

The place won't be the same without you.

Oh, bad.

Don't worry.

Happy people.

What's up?

Just thinking about Robbie.

What's going to happen to him?

I suppose you think I'm a sad case,
don't you?

Why?

Choosing to stay in here.

You could have got out.

No.

I'm glad you did, though.

What is it?

Okay.

It's just the painkillers wearing out,
that's all.

I will get you some more.

Come on, I'll help you get back in.

Hiya, girl.

She let you out? Cool.

Laid it on the line, didn't I? Got extra
days?

No problem.

Hey, you should be in your class, not
here.

You're the best mate ever.

Come on, move it.

Love you, Crystal.

Oh, yes.

We have a lot of naughty girls here.

I have to keep them all in check.

Punish them if they've been really bad.

Michelle's doing her Olga. She makes out
she's this bitch screw.

Get some of them going, sad bastard.

There are a lot of ways.

Sometimes I give them a strip search.

I make them take all their clothes off
and... I am getting turned on myself

No, it's a laugh, though.

I get to give them tosses a load of
abuse and I get paid for it. You should

it a go, mate.

I have to think of a name. I know.

You could be Hairy Mary, mate.

Hairy Mary?

Yeah.

No, I'm not kidding.

All you want her to do is tell him about
her shoe.

Then he starts going on about sniffing
them and all that stuff.

Hey, I could be Nelly with the smelly.

I'm just bleeding, dying, that's all.

What are you all staring at?

What am I? A bloody freak show or what?

So, I can't split open my skull and you
could all have a good go at what's

inside.

So you come in.

Weren't you pleased to see me?

So, er... How long did you get?

30 days.

Congratulations. I hope you're happy
now.

Don't be like that, please.

You should see the state she's in, Josh.
I couldn't leave her.

I know, but you could leave me standing
outside like an idiot, yeah?

Just waiting and waiting.

I was going to tell you.

But I thought you might talk me out of
it.

It's not like you think.

I know exactly what it was like, Chris.

Some secret little pact between you and
your God that I obviously weren't good

enough to let in on.

What do you mean, my God?

He's yours and all you know.

Even now, you can't let go, can you?

I'm going to marry someone, yeah?

I want it to be a real person.

Not some kind of saint.

I couldn't compete with her.

I'm married.

George? Well, you know what?

You know what?

You might as well have it.

That's no use to me.

And they can sub my notice and all.

I just want out of here.

want to die it ain't dying

it's like walking out of prison

into the fresh air and the sunshine

leaving all the bad things behind

you know this god stuff do you really
think it's

true

If he's angry with me, I've never been
to church.

I prayed.

You don't understand.

I know a prayer.

Someone taught it to me when I was
little.

Now I lay me down to sleep.

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

And if I die before I wake, I pray the

Lord with my soul to take.

Do you think that will do?

I think that would be fine, girl.

Oh, I've forgotten my notebook.

I think I'll just look back and get it.
Still recording our diet for bed.

Absolutely. Save your place in the
queue.

What do you think you're doing?

Having a good read.

You've got no right.

Oh, really? I reckon I've got every
right.

After all, some of it's about me, isn't
it?

Away with that bit again.

Oh, yeah, here we are.

Shell Dockley is definitely a
psychopath.

Now, that's not very nice, is it, Babs?

Give it back.

I think we've forgotten our manners,
haven't we? What do you say?

Please. I'm afraid I can't. Not till
I've finished it.

I'll report you.

Who to?

Ollenby? That idle, good -for -nothing
bigot?

You're busy. I'll come back later.

It's all right. It's OK.

I heard you got a bit upset yesterday.

Yeah.

I lost it, didn't I?

Yeah, well, it's good to let it all out
sometimes.

I think you're coping really well, all
things considered.

I just wish I was more use.

You will.

You helped me get through.

Just like you helped me get off the
smack.

Sometimes I... What?

Sometimes I daydream about what things
could have been like if I didn't have

this.

I got clean.

I didn't finish my sentence.

And then, when I got out, maybe...

I

don't suppose it would have worked,
would it?

Don't suppose.

It might have.

i shouldn't have done that sorry don't
be

at least one of my dreams came true

I'm holding a prayer meeting for Zandra
in the chapel in half an hour. You all

coming? Yeah, we'll come, won't we,
Jane? Yeah, it'll be nice. I'll come as

well. What, too?

Don't we get an invite?

Sure you do. We're holding a prayer
meeting for Zandra.

Ha, forget it. I hate sitting around
talking to a load of fresh air.

Anyway, if there was a God, he wouldn't
have given her a bleeding brain tumour,

would he?

Unless, of course, he's a psychopath
like me.

How about you, Denny?

Not much good at that kind of thing. Too
late to try.

We thought we'd do something nice for
Zanj. Maybe give her a party. What do

think? Maybe.

Yeah, right. A party's really what you
want when you're about to peg it.

I think it's a good idea.

It's a way of showing her we care.

Agree with these two, are you?

I thought you reckoned that they was a
bit backward.

What's she on about?

Nothing. I don't know where I picked
that up from.

Oh, phone.

Hi, Whiplash Wonder. What can I do you
for today?

Oh, hi, John.

Well, turn him off in the chapel.

Oh, he can invite me out to dinner.

Oh, Joe.

I don't know why you think Mr Fenner's
untrustworthy, Babs.

What's he ever done to you? Keep it
shut, Buckley.

Just one of Michelle's little jokes, I
suppose.

No Zandra today, then?

Crystal said she's not up to coming out.

You all right?

Fine. I know she really appreciates
everything you're doing for her.

I don't know about that.

I think it might be better if she had
another personal officer.

Someone who was... I don't know.

Less involved?

If you can't step back from it, you hand
over to someone else.

It's a good rule.

What's more important, though?

That someone who's had nothing but shit
all her life finds a little bit of love

at the last minute.

Or that you have the satisfaction of
knowing you haven't broken any rules.

What I'm saying is, don't beat yourself
up about it.

I

didn't

see you at lunch.

I wasn't hungry.

Come on, spit it out.

It's Dockley, isn't it?

She's got my notebook.

I see.

Didn't think she'd know a word like
untrustworthy.

And I can't report her because there are
things in there about this gross.

You wouldn't want to do that anyway.

If you graft, it wouldn't just be
Dockley who's on your back.

Then what do I do?

I would offer to go and kick her face in
for you, but... No, I know.

You've got to keep out of trouble if
you're going to appeal.

And not just that. Look, it would only
put her off for a while.

She'd catch you on your own at some
point.

You have to take her on yourself.

Oh, yeah, I can just see that.

Me, a 50 -year -old woman fighting
Michelle Dockley? Whatever.

You can't keep running away or she'll
make your life hell.

Here you are, my darling.

Here, look what you've won, give her.

This is so nice of you.

I thought a party would be a good idea.
What were you, dying and all?

She's right.

I am dying.

About time someone mentioned it.

Doesn't stop me from enjoying myself,
though, while I'm here, does it?

Cheers, guys.

Cheers.

What's going on in here,

then? Oh, we just popped into his
answer.

Cheer up, like.

Yeah.

One hour, max.

Thanks.

Dominic.

Cheers, Mr McAllister.

So

what's

it like sharing a cell with Wade, then?

Fine.

It's just that I thought lesbians give
you the creeps.

Babs reckons if you could only meet a
nice young man, all your problems would

solved. I think you'll find your
information's a bit out of date.

Isn't it, Barbara?

Yes.

Why don't you tell us where you got this
from, Dockley?

All right.

I will.

And it's a little diary, didn't I?

Because I didn't see why this bleeding
urate should stand around making notes

all of us without us having a right to
see them.

What ain't right is you nicking
someone's diary.

That's their private thoughts, isn't it?

Oh, so it's all right for her to sit
here being all nice to Dan. What she

thinks is you deserve to have your baby
taken off you.

How dare you use Zandra to get back at
me like that?

Why did... You go and get the notebook,
Michelle, and then you can show it to

them all in black and white.

She won't, because then she'll see all
the other things I wrote about you.

But it's true.

I did write those things she said.

But it was stupid and it was ignorant
and it was before I got to know you all.

The only person I haven't changed my
mind about is you.

You are a psychopath.

And you are cruel and you are spiteful.

You better get out of here now before I
cut your snug little face up. She ain't

going nowhere.

This is my party and I can ask who I
want.

It's you that can piss off, Cheryl.

It suits me.

Boring anyway.

It's like being at a bleeding funeral.

You're all right, Barbara.

I still think he's disgusting the way
they treat his own.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, maybe they're making it all up.

What? About the brain tumour.

Trying to teach you a lesson, you know,
you being a smackhead. I wouldn't put it

past those bastards.

Well, Denny, be sure to knock on my
coffin, yeah?

Just in case I'm having you on.

Here's the drink, girl.

Oh, your phone's vibrating.

I think I'm going to get one of them,
you know.

Hiya, darling.

It's Saucy Sonia. You want to play?

What do you want me to do? What?

How dare you.

Ma.

How can we want to do something?

Ma.

Ma.

Ma.

Ma.

Ma.

Ma.

That's all that racket coming from the
dome.

Leave it.

They're not doing any harm.

Let them have their fun.

They'll be up to something.

Anyway, it's lock -up time.

I said leave it.

holding a memorial service for her.

Two o 'clock.

Well, we're the only ones she had,
aren't we?

Don't suppose anyone will go through her
funeral.

Did she not have any family?

The baby.

Get this over with.

I ain't got nothing, Black.

Nearest I got is blue. Do you think
Zandra'll mind?

No. Like this.

Short, innit?

What's the matter? Are you all right?

Oh, yeah.

I was just thinking about Zandra's
kiddie.

I was going to grow up never knowing who
she was.

Just like mine.

Well, they're back in touch with you
now, Jo.

Yeah, it's not the same, is it?

It's not the same as having them with
you all the time.

I've missed years, Jo.

Years.

No.

Hiya.

Hi.

Hey, miss, are pets allowed to visit?

Oh, no, love, I'm sorry, that's against
the rules.

Oh, shame.

Do you have karaoke in here?

Yeah, every Friday night.

Cool! And have you got a pool table?

I'm good at that.

Hey, this is not some kind of holiday
camp, you know.

Here goes.

Where's Dominic?

Oh, he said he had something to do.

I thought it was a duty to start.

I

thought

Sandra would have wanted him here.

How did you manage that?

Don't ask.

Well done, son.

We are here today to celebrate the
memory of Zandra Plackett.

When Jesus was on the cross, he said to
one of the criminals being crucified

with him,

this day you shall be with me in
paradise.

It makes no difference to God that
Zandra was in prison or why she was

What is important?

It's that Zandra made her own kind of
peace with God before she died.

And today I believe that she is with him
in paradise.

Zandra left me this.

She wanted me to read it to you.

So here goes.

The good thing about knowing you're
going to die is that you get to say

you wouldn't get away with if you were
still alive.

I can just picture you all sitting
there.

My mates and all the screws.

Old body bag and Mr Fenner ironing up
all the women when he thinks the gov's

looking.

I want to say thanks to all my special
mates.

for sticking by me.

Denny, who ain't the brightest person in
the world, but who always made me

laugh.

The two Julies for being like a mum to
me.

Mr McAllister, I'm sure you won't mind
me calling him Dominic.

Dominic, who stuck by me and got me off
the smack.

But most of all, Crystal.

My best friend.

She helped me not to be afraid of dying.

Love you, Crystal.

I've done a lot of bad things in my life
that I ain't proud of.

The best thing I ever did was have my
baby Robbie.

But I even messed that up in the end.

I'd like to hold him one last time, tell
him how sorry I am and how much I love

him.

But I can't.

I hope one day one of my mates can tell
him instead.

P .S.

I want you to sing Kumbaya when you've
finished this.

Not because I like it, but I remember I
used to drive old body bag mad when you

sang it all the time.

Denny and Crystal.

Crystal just got off the block.

What for?

Losing a temper.

We don't like that in here, so be
warned.

I never lose my temper, me.

Anyway, that's your bed.

And that's your locker.

So where is everyone, anyway? Or is it
always this quiet?

Well, most of them are at a funeral.

Well, a memorial service.

Why? Who died?

Sandra.

I literally seem to be in here.

Shit, I've not got a bed, have I?

Do you know this is the second time this
has happened to me?

I'll have the other.

So what are they like, the ones I'm
sharing with?

All right, yeah.

Crystal's got religion and Denny's...
Denny's got charm.

Nice playing, Babs.

Tell me about the ants.

How could you?

And in church, too. That was
blasphemous.

Good at the long way, don't you, Babs?

Must be clever at staying out of my way,
Babs.

Well, I'm going to my cell now.

See if I can remember where I hid that
nice, sharp razor blade.

Don't be doing for them, Flavor.

When you find it, use it on yourself.

So, where's Robin?

Waiting outside in the car park.

Thought if he came in here he might get
lynched.

Probably right.

Anyway, I'd better get him back.

You did well, Dom.

I know it hasn't been easy for you.

You should be proud of yourself.

Come on.

That's enough now.

Back to your cells.

Can't I just hold him before he goes
home?

Yeah, of course you can.

One day when you're old, I'm going to
tell you all about your mummy.

God help the poor little mite.

Hiya.

I'm Chas.

Oh, Denny.

So you must be Crystal.

Hallelujah.

No, I'm Shell. I'm just with him.

Shell's on an aunt.

What's that?

It's where you go when you're good.

Oh, yeah. Wall -to -wall carpet, your
own private bathroom.

Oh, right.

So, Shaz.

Got any stash?

No, I've got some rollies if you want
one.

I'd like to take your word for it, but,
er...

I have to do a little trip search.

Shut the door, then.

You heard us, Jo.

Said she ain't got none.

I don't envy you locked up in here with
her all night.

You want to watch your back.

And you know she farted in her sleep. I
don't. I don't, Mum. As long as she

doesn't set light to them.

Yeah, well, I haven't got time to stand
around here talking to a kid.

I'll see you then.

See you later.

I guess he's gone to a nice place. I
mean, he won't want for nothing, will

Except his mum.

He won't even have a photo of her.

He'll just want to brush her under the
carpet like Andy did with me.

Hey, don't kiddies love you?

No, they don't. You've seen their
letters. They're polite, that's all.

I just feel like they're writing to a
stranger.

Yeah, but that'd be different. I mean,
once we get out of here, we go and

Oh, leave it at you.

You know as well as I do, it ain't never
going to happen.

I've lost them.

And that's that.

What's the problem?

Headache. Why do you people waste my
time?

Go and see the nurse and get a couple of
aspirin.

And you're going to give me an eye test?

Then when the headaches get worse, you
can put it down to me not wearing my

glasses. I beg your pardon.

And then when it gets really bad and
they find that it's a brain tumour...

You're going to find yourself put on
report for this. You didn't give a toss,

did you? And you don't now!

The Lord knows though, doesn't he?

You'll make sure you burn in hell.

That's for Zandra.

I don't know what he keeps staring at
her for.

She ain't going to be interested in you,
is she?

No. I'm just watching the game, that's
all.

Nice shot, mate. Cheers.

Do you want a game?

Yeah, yeah, all right.

So what are you in here for, anyway?

Knicking gobstoppers?

Triple murder.

Do you want a break?

Yeah.

I'm going upstairs.

Born on you.

What? Now's the chance.

I can't.

It all blacked out, but even with her.

Just act confident.

She's got shit for brains. You can outdo
her any day.

I'll be waiting outside, but you've got
to take her on the run.

Nice to see you, Babs.

What can I do you for?

You can give me back my notebook.

Go on, then. I've finished it anyway.

Well, hurry up.

Sorry I changed my mind.

You're chickened out.

I tell you what, make good bedtime
reading.

Especially the bit about your old man,
Peter.

I bet he wasn't dying of cancer at all,
was he? I bet you just got sick of him.

Now, why would that be, eh, Babs?

Wasn't he giving you any... Don't you
dare even say his

name, do you hear? Not ever!

Even if we don't get your kids back to
you, we'll be all right.

I mean, we're still going to live
together, aren't we?

Yeah, of course.

My David will be home in the holidays.

We'll have a great time.

You're like a second mum to him now
anyway.

I love him to bits and all, but I don't
know the same, innit?

He ain't mine.

Well, sod it, then.

Eh? You could bloody well start from
scratch.

What? Oh, it ain't too late, June.

You've still got a womb and you're in on
the change yet.

You can have another baby.

Another baby?

But how?

I'm in here, aren't I?

There's ways and there's means.