All language subtitles for bad_girls_s02e02_shit_happens

This is Mrs Fenner.

You poor cow.

I'm sorry?

Not surprised, married to him.

Jim!

Who is this?

It gives Shel Dockley a saying to in her
cell, you know.

Did you write those letters?

You can hear him groaning all down the
wing.

What is it?

Hello?

Hello?

What's going on?

You tell me.

First letters, now calls?

About me and Dockley?

The caller withheld their number.
Withheld their number?

What did she say?

Same as the letters, pretty much. I
mean, who is this, Jim?

I told you, it's one of the cons with
the grudge against me. There's plenty of

them. What does she sound like?

It's hard to say.

But it's funny how this Cheryl Dockley's
name keeps cropping up. And what's that

supposed to mean, eh?

Look, she's a slag.

Loads of people have it in for her.
That's what it's like in a women's

They're bitching and moaning at me all
day long. I expect something better when

I come home, all right?

Present for you, Jim.

All my love, Mr Penner, from a secret
admirer.

Who?

You.

Who are they for?

The gangster's mole.

Yvonne. I had you there.

You did too.

I'll just leave them there for a few
hours.

Let them dry out.

They'll die if you do that.

So?

Feeling any better?

Oh, yeah, I thought you'd tell.

Well, leave your tape there, eh?

You weren't really going to jump, were
you?

What's it to you?

You should have let me do it.

Not worth saving.

That's half your trouble.

You think you're worth nothing.

Look at me.

Oh, come on, it's not that bad.

Miss Stewart's going to let you back on
the wing.

Oh, big deal.

That's going to make all the difference,
isn't it? Yeah, it is a big deal. You'd

be kept in here for a month normally
after what you did, but she thinks you

help and support, not more punishment.

I never did anything wrong.

You nearly killed your baby.

You put two officers' lives at risk, not
to mention yourself.

Didn't sleep a wink last night, thinking
about you on the edge of that roof.

Does that surprise you?

Yeah.

I suppose it does.

Well... I've already had to cope with
Rachel Hicks dying on me.

Don't want another.

OK?

It's got to be Nicky Wade.

That's what I thought.

But how could she get to a phone at that
time of night?

Unless it is someone on the outside.

Maybe Wade's using a mobile.

How could she get one of them in here?

She never has any visits for his
daughter.

Anything's possible.

Maybe I'll give her so we all want to.

I wonder who else knows.

Look, it's just bluff.

It better be.

He can get cut bad for dragging a screw,
you know.

Who's going to protect me if that
happens?

Just calm down, will you?

Leave it to me, all right?

You look worried.

I can.

It's a troublemaker. Guilty.

I didn't expect to see you again.

Small world.

That was quite a night at that
conference.

Must have been, what, four years ago?

So long ago, I'd forgotten all about it.

How's that son of yours?

Ross, isn't it?

He's at college now.

What, already?

Yeah. I miss him.

I would join that pension quicker than I
think.

And how's Stephen?

He's still with him?

Another time, Jim, yeah?

Sorry. Henry Lane's nice and all that,
but right now I'd rather get on with

I'm doing here, OK? Oh, I sit there now.
Oh, thank God we've seen you. We are

having terrible trouble.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. One at a time.

What is it? It's the laundry room, sir.
The washing machine. It's leaking, sir.

The washing machine's leaking.

There's water everywhere, sir.

So it's the end of the world, right?
Well, it's all right for you, sir. You

your washing at home.

All right. I'll come and sort it out.

Thanks, Mr Fenner. We knew you'd
understand.

Just give us a minute, OK? All right.
Come on, Jim.

Uncle Jim.

I won't say that's where we find him.

Yeah, just as well.

Look, I've told you once and I'm not
telling you again.

You know the rules as well as me.

But I need a card for me mum, Miss.

I need three weeks in the Bahamas.

I haven't got the money.

Well, I've got at least three quid.

You've got 25p.

That'll just about buy you a Kit Kat.
Oh, go on, Miss, give her a card. Yeah,

she's coming specially on her birthday.

And you two can pipe down.

Buy a Mars bar, Denny.

I'm sure Mrs. Donnelly will find a good
use for it.

I'm glad you're so immune.

I didn't know you cared, miss.

Do you want a Kit Kat or don't you?

Oh.

So you've not worked in a women's nick
before?

Only for a couple of months.

It's been mostly men.

I'm looking forward to the challenge.

Well, you get that here, all right.

Well, they say women are more difficult
than men.

Well, they're not easy.

So, all advice gratefully received.

I should speak to Mr Fenner.

He's the expert on women round here.

Is that right?

I hope that's not a serious conversation
I'm hearing. I don't want that woman

putting my feet up.

Bloody woman.

Who? Yvonne Atkins.

cheeking me off in front of the
riffraff.

Who does she think she is?

Rule number one, Sylvia. Don't let him
get to you.

We're not all icicles like you.

Nothing gets to him.

Oh, I can believe it.

Why don't you show Karen round when
you've got a minute?

Yes, OK.

And take Yvonne her flowers.

They're starting to smell.

Well, that's an idea.

We can go now, if you like.

Yeah, whatever.

How are they doing?

Very nice.

I could use some water.

Could. Couldn't they?

Come on, let's go.

Present for you.

Oh, thanks, miss.

Could you get me a vase?

I'll arrange them if you like and come
in each day and spray them for you.

These are half dead.

Oh.

Oh, so they are.

You did this deliberately.

Now, this is what's called paranoia.

It affects most of the inmates in here.
The grander they are, the more it gets

to them.

These are from my outbund as well.

They must have cost him a fortune.

Pin money to a man in his profession.

He probably has an account with the
florist, does he?

All them funerals he has to go to.

I think you'd better go, miss.

Good idea.

Them flowers are starting to go off.

Come on, hand it over.

Just what is your problem, Mr Finner?
Listen, doll, we can do this the easy

or the hard way. Where is it?

I suppose an explanation's out of
question, isn't it? All right, the way

want it.

Tell us where it is, love.

Where what is? Oh, come on, Wade, don't
make it hard on yourself.

Don't even think about it.

So, that's where it is. What?

Amongst all this crap you read.

It's already out the window, have we?

Hey,

go on, Nicky. Don't you touch me!

You're a fantasy!

Shut up!

or you don't electrocute yourself.

Tad, do you care?

What are you doing, anyway?

It's going to look like I'm doing it.

The lights are gone, aren't they?

Damn it.

You're not very good, are you?

No, I'll have to check the connection.

I'll see you later, princess.

I'm not your princess, all right?

I take it he's not your boyfriend, then?
Yeah, he's OK.

He fancies himself a bit, but... Nah,
thanks, you keep it, love. I've got

plenty.

You deserve it after our body bags,
don't you?

She's such a cow.

Is it true you've got no money to buy
your mum a card?

I'm on minimum spend, isn't I?

£2 .50 a week. I should have saved a
bit, I suppose, but... What, she don't

you nothing?

She's in an office on the other side of
London.

I can't afford to visit, let alone send
me money.

She's got problems, then?

Recovering alcoholic.

She was in here not too long ago.

First time I've seen her in ages.

Why was that, then?

She walked out on me, didn't she?

Still, we made it up, you know.

It'd kill me if I couldn't send Lauren
presents.

How old is she?

Lauren?

She's 21.

Same age as me.

Come to think of it, she might be out of
love with you.

Yeah? Yeah.

Me and all while she's at it.

Face it, Nicky, you gave us no choice.

Bastards.

Some people never learn. You'd better go
and report this, Dominic.

Tell Miss Stewart that Wade is in
serious trouble, and why.

I could still let you off the hook. Just
tell me where it is.

It's in your dreams, Fenner, that's
where it is.

It's the only thing cash gives.

No, it's not drugs, I swear. It's
nothing dodgy. All you've got to do is

package in.

You must think I'm cuckoo, yeah? You can
open it and check. It's just underwear.

Fancy bras, knickers.

And how much do I get?

Fifty quid.

For bringing some underwear?

Yeah.

There's got to be a catch in there.

There ain't.

Oh, a hundred.

Oh, come on, man.

That's market forces.

I've got my ovaries to think about,
remember that?

A tip -off?

From whom?

Well, it was Jimmy and you, but he
wouldn't say.

Nicky Wade taking drugs?

Well, I thought it was a bit out of
character.

And then she got all defensive and she
hit me.

But you didn't find anything?

No.

All right, Dominic, thank you. I'll look
into this straight away.

Any luck?

He wants Android.

Greedy bastard.

Move along there, we haven't got all
day.

Oh, what's another 50 quid if it's one
in the eye for old body bag?

Hey, Dad.

Got something for you, darling.

Shall I do? No.

We've been making a birthday card for
your mum.

No way, Mum.

Yeah, that's her before she come here.
Yeah, and that's you alone in here. Oh,

sad. Oh.

And that's the two of you together
again.

Happy. It's nice, isn't it? Oh, dear,
this is brilliant.

Thanks. Come on, look. Look what I've
done for you.

I give it to my mum.

Oh, that's sweet.

Yeah. Look at you both smiling.

Yeah.

Are you going to come and sit with me,
Dan?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, OK.

I don't want you going astray, do I?

I gather you had a problem with Nicky
Wade. I think that's putting it mildly.

You searched her cell without another
officer present.

She's up to something.

I had to move quick.

Really? Listen, just trust me, will you?

I don't think I like this unorthodox
approach of yours, Jim.

Well, I know you have a special interest
in Nicky Wade.

I'll call you every time I have dealings
with her in future, shall I?

Did you find anything?

No, not this time.

Look, I know I'm not on her Christmas
card list, but she took a swing at

Dominic. I'd say she had something to
hide, wouldn't you?

OK.

Look, I just want to make the most
informed decision I can.

I've seen prisoners shipped out for
less.

Let me be the judge of what happens, all
right?

You're on, Giza.

Oh, this must be one hell of a pair of
knickers, you tell her.

Outside the gate, Monday, visiting time.

There'll be a young woman, about 20,
well -dressed.

What do I get her as well?

She'll give you a package and some cash.

Keep the money and get the package for
me, yeah?

Anymore. You're going to, uh, put mum
for me.

You are so sad.

Okay, Nicky, this is it. I have given
you every chance to make things better

yourself here. Lucky they're still
alive.

Oh, that's really intelligent talk. Do
you honestly think I've got drugs in my

cell? If an officer suspects you...
Don't give me that. Finis the sprint as

come and you know it.

I will not have allegations of that kind
made against my staff.

You're already on the block for a week.
You'll lose your enhance over this.

Don't make things any worse for
yourself. The bastard was chucking my

around.

You only have those books because of me.

Any more of this crap and I will take
them away.

What? You heard.

So why don't you give in, miss, and
stick your tongue down my throat.

You just don't get it, do you, Nicky?

Hello? Jim not back yet?

Now, look here.

Must be putting in a bit of overtime.

Question is, who are you putting it
into?

I have just about had enough of this.

He might be a bit shell -shocked when he
gets back.

Know what I mean?

The police have been informed about you,
you know.

Oh, excuse me while I sit myself.

Any fool can tell lies over the phone.

Oh, it's proof you want it, is it?

Well, Mrs. Renner, I can do that.

I can give you all the proof you need.

Hello?

Hi, Mum.

No, we haven't forgotten.

Look, I'm just off to work.

Can I call you later?

Yeah. Lots of love.

This is really getting me down, Jim.
It's been all weekend.

You think I'm enjoying it? You said
you'd tell the police.

There's nothing they can do.

You can get your calls in, Perceptor,
can't you, by these phone people? We're

going to have to change our number
otherwise.

She's found it once. She'll find it
again.

Not if we're ex -directory. Look, just
leave it to me, OK?

Call you later.

Regular little Aladdin's cave, isn't it?

Do you want something, Miss?

Just checking you're still alive.

Now, that's something you shouldn't joke
about.

That wouldn't be a threat, would it,
Atkins?

What's that mean?

Cos they don't bother me.

It's part of the job.

Got nothing to worry about then, have
you?

We've had your type before.

They never win.

What does she want?

Trying to upset me, darling.

Giving her a lesson in how to do it.

How?

How are you, anyway?

You all set for your mum? Yeah, I can't
wait.

You got any make -up?

No, shut up.

Come on, you've got a lovely face.

Just mark yourself up for her.

She wouldn't even notice if I had a head
transplant.

Here.

Try some of this.

No, I don't want it.

Sit down.

What? No wave on there. Stop going on.

Now, you just close your eyes and enjoy
it.

Lauren, is it you?

Josh? Yeah.

That's the package.

And that's for you.

I'm going to check this. You know that,
don't you? I'd be worried if you didn't.

I don't like working with tosses.

Oh, that's it.

I'm the sort who needs to know it all
before I can relax.

Control freak, huh?

You might know more about me if you
bothered to phone all those years ago.

Well, why don't we go out for a drink
sometime this week?

I don't think so, Jim. Oh, come on.

We've got to find some way of working
together.

Which is why I'm not coming out for a
drink.

Oh.

How's Marilyn?

She's great.

Never better.

So you're still together?

Oh, yeah.

Rock solid, we are.

Jeffy. Jenny's mum.

What's happened to her?

Nothing.

Look, I'm her friend.

Lauren.

She didn't say nothing about no Lauren
in her letter. No, it's OK.

This is for you.

Happy birthday.

You take care now.

Ten phone calls over the weekend.

Ten? It's troubling us both nuts.

You need something to take your mind off
things.

Until I sort this out, OK?

I'll take whatever.

You're going to deprive me all that
time.

I'm desperate for it, Jim.

I've been thinking about you all
weekend.

Keep your voice down.

All right.

I'll come during lock -up, OK?

You won't regret it.

A delivery boy, I care.

Put him in some decent clothing, he
would be.

I meant, did he do the business?

Mum, really, I know what you meant.

Yeah, he was fine.

Any word from your dad?

He's still in Spain.

Sends his love.

That old cow is getting right on my
tits.

So that's bodyguard.

She looks right, bitch.

I wonder what dad would do if he knew
about the flowers.

I don't know.

I'm gonna have some fun with her first.

You alright, Mum?

Happy birthday.

Thanks, love.

It's really good to see you, love.

I got you a card.

Do you like it?

Oh, it's lovely.

I don't understand.

It's your birthday, isn't it?

That envelope I got outside.

Birthday present.

You haven't got that kind of money,
then.

Who's that?

A new mate.

Well, you're not in any kind of trouble,
are you, Denny? No, no.

She's been really kind, that's all.

She wanted to help me.

And she wants us to have a nice birthday
together.

And we're having it, aren't we?

No visitors.

No change.

Look, if you ever want to talk about
things, then I'm always here.

And if you don't, well...

No, that's fine too.

Mr McAllister?

Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks for
what you did for me on the roof and

What am I going to do with 200 quid?

Treat yourself.

I'll save it for a deposit for a flat.
Get out of that stinking hostel.

I can't afford to buy a flat.

No, rent one.

You'll still need a deposit.

I'll still need to find the rent each
week.

You've once said there's more where that
came from.

She's not going to support me forever.

No, but I'm not going to be in here
forever either.

I'll get out and we can live together.

I can't take it, Lenny.

Not after the way I've treated you.

That's all over now, Mum.

We're a family again now, and that's how
it'll be when I get out.

We'll look after each other.

Oh, I don't deserve you.

Oh, look, stop all this now.

If that's how you feel, take the money
and stay off the booze. Oh, I have.

I've not touched a drop.

Well, that's good.

We've got to help each other stay clean
from now on. So promise me, yeah?

I promise.

All right!

That's enough kissing and cuddling.

Time's up.

Well? Is that an interjection? Or an
inquiry after my health? Don't get smart

with me, Nicky. Who are you, anyway?

Selling the jewel I want to see.

Is it now?

Well, I'd better warn you I'm not the
kind of officer who runs there and the

prisoners. Well, as long as you piss off
when I ask you to, frankly, I couldn't

give a toss.

I can work out if you want trouble, or
whether you're just stupid.

Either way, you're in for it.

Go on.

Everything all right?

The prison's been demanding to see you,
in language of an insulting nature.

I'm putting her on report.

So no improvement in your behaviour?

Is that a no? It's a piss off, like I
just gave that other tart.

Are you going to put me on report as
well?

Why are you being like this?

Can't you see what you're doing to me?

And what about what you're doing to me?

Don't make this any harder for me.

Yeah, it must be hard, getting angry
with someone you've snogged. I'll bleed

they keep me serious.

I want to make love to you all night
long.

Is that serious enough?

I know I knocked Fenner.

At least when he fancies a corner, he
has the courage to give her one.

You should have screwed him up, Josh.

Well, the DSP were out front this
morning. What were you expecting me to

Did the searcher? No.

No, but I wasn't taking no chances.

Did you do it again?

Yeah. Yeah, why not?

As long as they're not for Dolly Parton,
eh? You know, that might be a bit

tricky.

What's going on here?

Um, I was just fixing this machine here.

What are you doing?

I'm building some dryer mist.

You're spending a lot of time in here
just lately.

Yeah, yeah, that's because these
machines keep playing up, especially

Are you sure about that?

Yeah, look.

Look at this.

You stupid...

What's

going on?

Get up, Nicky.

We're moving you out.

I'm throwing a craft.

I don't give a tuck, darling. The main
thing is I've got them.

And body bag got soaked.

That is so sweet.

My mum was really pleased about the
money.

I'm glad.

She might save it for a deposit for her
flat. You know, to rent.

Yeah?

That'd be nice.

I've got something to look forward to
for the first time since I've been in

here.

Getting out and being with my mum.

That's the main thing.

Look, who are you?

Oh, you are there.

Good. You just stand by this afternoon,
just after two. I'll give you a ring. No

need to speak.

Just put your shell -like to the phone
and you'll hear all the proof you need.

Please tell me where I'm going.

You just listen to what your sonny Jim
gets up to.

I'll catch you later.

I'll see you again in about five.

I thought I told you to clear this
pigsty up, Duckley.

I'm sorry, Mr Fenner. Is it really bad?

Do you want to get back on Enhanced or
not? Look at it.

My filthy slut, Mr Fenner.

You're a whore, Duckley.

That's what you are.

Don't you like whores?

I give them what they deserve.

Oh, just there.

Oh, you like that, don't you? Oh, yeah.

Your wife's a lucky woman getting this
every night.

I'm in it with her.

But it's you I'm thinking of when it
matters.

Oh, Jim.

Oh, yeah.

Jim, your wife's at the gate.

My wife?

Says she wants to see you.

Marilyn?

What is it now? She hasn't been phoning
again.

Marilyn,

what's going on?

Ask your phantom caller.

What? I've just thrown you at it, Jim.
She planted a phone in the cell.

So you think of her when it matters, do
you? I knew something was going on.

Your shirt's on iron.

Change of clothing for the locker.

I've just been to see Simon.

I suppose you should be the first to
know.

What's that, then?

Shipped out Nicky Wade this morning.

This morning?

Before lunch.

Happiness.

No, I'm not, is it?

What's going on?

Jim, what is it? I can't talk here.

Let's go inside, shall we?

You're never going to believe this.

What? That bloody Nicky Wade only stood
outside while we were having our way.

Oh, how do you know?

Because she phoned it into my wife.

Oh, shit.

I'm in big trouble, Cheryl.

Has Marilyn spoke to you yet?

Yeah.

Unless Wade planted it in here.

How could she have done that? I'd have
found it.

How could she stand outside with a
mobile without being seen?

Look, I don't think it's in here, Jim.

See, I told you.

Oh, no, hang on.

She's clever.

She's a sodding bitch. Wait till I see
her.

Why? What would you do to her?

I'm going to cut her till he bleeds.

What, like this, you mean?

What are you doing?

Nicky Wade was shipped out this morning.

It couldn't have been her.

It wasn't me, I swear.

What's this then?

A first date?

I think you'd better go in. I told her
she was trouble.

Shell, you better not be making this up.

Please, do me.

Please, look.

He thought what?

He thought I was ringing his wife.

Someone told her I was having an affair
with him.

And were you?

He's been... He's been forcing me to.

How long's this been going on?

He's been doing it for years.

He said if I told anyone, he'd kill me.

He'd done the same to Rachel Hicks.

He had sex with Rachel?

First he thought it was Nicky Wade
ringing her.

That's why he gave her a cellar spin.

He wound her up so she'd do something
stupid, get herself shipped out.

And then he realised it couldn't have
been Nicky, so he turned on me.

Why would he do that?

found a mobile phone in my cell. I know
I done wrong me.

But I was only ringing my mates. I never
phoned his wife, honey.

Be pretty stupid of me, weren't it?

Is there anything else you want to tell
me?

Tell me nothing.

You better go and get some treatment.

Miss Betts will take you to medical.

Put me through to allocations.

I expect you know what this is about,
Jim.

Cheryl Dockley, by any chance?

This is a very serious allegation she's
made against you.

That she's made against me?

Huh.

I might have known.

She says you assaulted her.

She tries to kill me, and I get accused
of assault.

Perhaps you'd like to give us your
version of events.

Well, I was walking past her cell, and I
heard her talking. I popped my head in,

and I called her with a mobile phone.

I tried to peg it off her, and she just
went berserk.

Well, I managed to hold her down.

And she started banging her head on the
floor.

Obviously, she was going to do herself
serious injury, so I got out.

Karen Betts was outside, so I told her
to go in and help.

Where's the mobile now?

Still got it.

Don't be sure you took it.

Obviously, she's got rid of it then.

That was two hours ago.

Why didn't you report it?

That's exactly what I have done.

It's all there.

Chapter and verse.

Jim, has your wife been receiving
anonymous phone calls lately?

I know of. Why?

Well, Dockley said that you told her she
had.

What kind of calls?

Accusing you and Dockley of having an
affair.

What? She says it's true.

Well, she's a liar.

She says you forced her.

Do you think I'd risk my career and my
marriage for that?

She is deranged.

You know that there'll be a police
inquiry into this assault.

Good. I'm pleased to hear it.

They'll want to speak to Mrs Fenner.
Fine.

I'll let her know.

Right. Unless there's anything else?

No, I think that'll be all for now, Jim.

Excuse me, sir.

These are extremely serious allegations.

Until they're proved or otherwise, Mr
Fenner's position here is untenable.

I recommend that he be suspended on full
pay pending an inquiry.

I think that's a little extreme, don't
you?

I'd say it was standard procedure
myself.

Unfounded allegations of dubious
provenance? Look, either he goes or I

If you don't care what goes on in this
prison, I'll take it up with area

management.

What are you doing?

Ask your precious wing governor.

Thanks for backing me up.

You left me no choice, did you?

But you do agree that we did the right
thing.

I'm not sure I do, no.

So what do you propose?

Well, he's been suspended now.

He can stay off while we have some kind
of inquiry.

I don't see him being away much longer
than that.

So it will be the usual whitewash job.

Jim Fenner's one of our best officers.

Hold on a minute, Simon.

That man has just beaten up one of our
inmates.

That's her story. And it's one that I
believe.

I also believe that he was having an
affair with her. I've suspected it for a

long time.

He was doing the same with Rachel Hicks.
And there's probably others.

This is all conjecture.

We've... been here before, which is why
we need a full investigation.

Why else are you suspending him if not
for that? Well, there are procedures.

Oh, so that you can be seen to be doing
your job, so that it doesn't affect your

promotion. Now look here, Helen, I've
had enough of this. That's it, Simon.

Go rank.

Just sweep it under the carpet.

Can I remind you that I am in charge in
Lark Hall whether you like it or not?

Well, I don't like it.

I don't like it one bit.

Nicky, I want to apologise.

You told me you were provoked by Fenner.
I've reason to believe you now.

Oh, well, bloody marvellous.

I'm to sit round the country in a cattle
cart while you work out the obvious.

I said I'm sorry.

So what's brought this on, then?

Fenner's just been suspended over a
suspected relationship with an inmate.

Not shelled or dock -glued by any
chance?

Listen, Nicky, about what happened
today.

I let my emotions cloud my professional
judgment.

I thought I could fight them. I was
stupid.

What are you saying?

I won't be looking after your case
anymore.

What?

I've resigned.

Helen, you can't do this to me. This
isn't fair.

Listen, I've just suspended Jim Fenner
when I'm guilty of the same offence. In

thought, if not in deed.

So what now?

Well, I'm not your dealer anymore.

Which means I can do this.

You can't leave me like this.