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Roommate meeting.
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Roommate meeting!
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Gogo, what the hell?
I've got a hangover!
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I don't give a [bleep]
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about your hangover,
okay, Brendan?
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I want a roommate meeting,
and I want it now!
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Okay.
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Now, somebody's
been taking [bleep]
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out of the refrigerator
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and throwing it
on the ground,
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and it's pissing me off.
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Is this another one
of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
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No.
And your pranks are stupid.
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- Is it you, Monday?
- What?
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I said,
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somebody's been taking [bleep]
out of the fridge
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and throwing it
on the [bleep] ground.
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And I want to know
who it is,
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because it's not funny!
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Well, what I want to know is,
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who keeps pulling the sheets
off my bed
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and hanging them
from the ceiling fan at night?
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- Was that you, Monday?
- What?
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Have you been taking
everybody's sheets off them
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in the night and hanging them
from the ceiling fans?
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What? No.
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Well, clearly,
someone's been doing that!
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Whoa!
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Who did that?
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Yeah! who the [bleep]
just did that?
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Which one of you
just threw that bottle?
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What are we even talking
about right now?
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Did you [bleep]ing throw
that bottle, Jonald?
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No, Gogo!
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[bleep] you!
I didn't throw it!
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Well, did you [bleep]ing throw
that bottle, Brendon?
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Yeah!
You would do that, Brendon.
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Dude, no!
I didn't throw the bottle!
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Well, somebody threw
that [bleep]ing bottle,
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and you're the one who drew
dicks on everyone's forehead!
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Yeah, you did do that!
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But dicks are hilarious,
though!
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This is just destructive!
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What about you, Monday?
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Did you throw that bottle?
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What bottle?
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The [bleep]ing bottle, dude!
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It just smashed
against the wall,
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and you even said
some [bleep] about it!
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Well, I didn't throw
a bottle.
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Well, obviously,
it wasn't Ping.
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He's got the best grades
in the house.
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Good point, Ping.
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Come on, guys, let's cool it
with the profanity.
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You know Ping's very religious.
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- Aw, Ping!
- Ugh!
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Come on!
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Hello!
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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Um, I am Keegan-Michael Key.
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Yes, I'm Jordan Peele.
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And we are Key and Peele.
Thanks for coming out.
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Yep.
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- Tomorrow is Halloween.
- Yes.
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Yes, tomorrow is Halloween.
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- It's a Halloween episode.
- Halloween episode.
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What I don't understand
is monsters
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in horror movies now.
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Like, who wants
to [bleep] monsters?
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Apparently, everybody now.
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- It happened on--
- Twilight.
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Everyone's having sex
with vampires
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and werewolves and everybody.
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I mean, you know,
remember in the '30s?
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Nobody wanted to have sex
with Frankenstein.
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No.
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Square-ass head.
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Bolts coming out of his neck,
you know.
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Frankenstein having sex,
Well, he'd just--
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he could just throw his dick
at a bitch, just--
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Arrgh.
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Brothers and sisters.
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Ah, tonight,
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the newest member
of our family
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will feast
for the first time.
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Ophelia...
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Bring the new blood.
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Ahh.
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Brother Tyrell.
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Welcome to the first night
of your new and--
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What are we wearing here?
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W--
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Uh, i-I'm just wearing
what I got bit in.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
Do you have anything black?
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Or, like, pants with laces
up the side of the leg...
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would be good,
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just so you can still see
the skin.
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Uh, no.
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That's not my style,
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so I ain't got none of that
in my closet
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or nothin' like that.
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Okay.
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Anyway, we will tonight
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all feast!
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Come on, man.
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Excuse me?
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I'm just saying,
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y'all over here licking
and--
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and hissing and whatnot.
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If we gonna eat,
then let's eat. damn!
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Y-yes.
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Of course,
we will all feed.
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Okay, yeah, that's enough.
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Spread the meat.
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Crunch!
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Cool. Okay.
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Did any of that
actually get in your mouth?
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'cause, I mean, now--
shoot.
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No wonder y'all's hungry
all the time.
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See--uh-uh, uh-uh.
No, no, no, no.
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See, look,
why y'all gotta hiss
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when you flashin' your fangs?
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You know you can make
your teeth come out
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without doing
all that nonsense.
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See?
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And can you two get a room?
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Seriously, y'all live
in a damn mansion.
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There gotta be some other place
you could do that [bleep].
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I mean, are you two
even lesbians?
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Look, I just don't understand
why everything
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gotta be all sexual
and licky.
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Girl, seriously, man.
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You gotta get your hands
up off me
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'fore I [bleep] you up.
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[bleep] is nasty.
Creepy as [bleep].
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Been touching my nipple
for 15 minutes.
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All this [bleep] y'all
is doing up in here?
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This is just, like,
straight-up gratuitous.
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I got bit on purpose
so I could live forever
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and see future cars.
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Yeah, cyrus,
these pants are uncomfortable.
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And I actually
have a boyfriend.
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And this song has been playing
for, like, two years,
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and it sucks.
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Wow.
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This just seems...
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desperate.
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Okay, "desperate"?
Really, Tristan?
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It's Christian.
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- Really?
- His name ain't even Tristan.
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So do you all
feel this way?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Kinda.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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It's like you can't even get
good friends--
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No, you're not even--
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Okay, and you're leaving now.
That's--
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I mean, you know what,
dog, seriously,
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like, you could fix
this place up.
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It'd be dope, though.
For real.
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Are cars gonna be able
to fly,
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or is everything going to be
on a magnetic track?
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I mean, that's what
I want to know.
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It's no big deal.
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This O-negative
tastes like pennies.
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Oh, I'm sorry about--
Hey, hey.
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No, no, no, nipple play
is for private time.
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What if all of this life
we think we're living
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is just a dream,
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and when we wake up,
you remember all of it?
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This is such bull[bleep],
you guys.
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You guys know
What extras are?
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They are--
They are the unsung heroes
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of the television
and the film industry.
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No, it's true, it's true.
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Yes, because they're
the people that stand
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in the background.
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They don't have lines,
but they make up the world.
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It's fun to us
when you see somebody
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maybe who's new
who doesn't get how to do it.
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- Right.
- Which happens on our show.
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Well, yes.
There was one, our first--
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This is--this is
our favorite encounter...
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Our favorite encounter
that we've ever had.
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With a guy,
and we--to be fair,
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we didn't give him
an exact line.
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We said, all right,
just say what you think
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would come out of your mouth.
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- Jordan's playing Obama.
- Right.
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And this guy
was meeting Obama.
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It was like, "Action!"
and Jordan goes,
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"How you doing?
Nice to meet you, everybody.
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'How you doing?
Nice to meet you."
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He just got his--
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huge, masculine black dude,
by the way.
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- Big, big dude.
- It's actually--
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You can actually
look this up.
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It's the Obama ATM sketch.
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We actually slowed it down.
We're like, what is he saying?
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He's saying, "hey, what's up,
Obama, baby?"
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Hey, man,
this your first time?
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Oh, man.
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I been doing zombie extra work
on this show since...
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day one, first season, man.
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My first time.
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Oh, it's your first time
on this show?
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My first time
being extra at all.
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- Ever?
- I'm kind of nervous.
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Oh, wow. okay, man.
Hey, man, it's...
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That's all right.
But you'll be all right, man.
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It's okay, man.
It's not that hard, man.
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You'll be all right.
I'm--
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Me personally, dude,
I'm looking
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for that lunge bump, though.
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What's--
What's a lunge bump?
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Oh, that's, uh,
like if you, um,
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you get featured
if you lunge at somebody,
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and then you get
a bump in your pay.
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And if you really lucky, man,
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they blow your head off.
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That's straight bank
right there.
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All right, extras.
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I'm the assistant director.
Gather round.
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Jerry, hey, Jerry,
I had a thought, man,
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about the first scene
that y'all's doing--
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- Not now, Stan.
- Steve, it's Steve.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I need somebody to lunge
at the fence.
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You think you can handle it?
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- Him?
- Uh, yeah.
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It's his first day, though.
He kinda nervous, man.
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He kinda nervous.
It's his first day.
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Okay, so the director's
gonna yell "Action,"
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Mack's gonna come by,
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and then you're just gonna lunge
into the fence, like,
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Graaah!
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Y-You want me to say
"Graaah"?
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- Oh, this is--
- Say whatever.
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This is crazy.
Okay, all right.
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Cool, man--
Hey, you know--hey.
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That's cool.
Hey.
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Hey, you know I got
a lot more experience, man.
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You can just use me.
I been here... day one.
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First season,
so it--okay.
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Cool, all right, that's fine.
You gonna go with him.
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All right, good for you, man.
Good for you.
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- Graaah? Graaah?
- Nah, dude, do--
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you don't have
to say "graaah".
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Do whatever the hell
you want to do, man.
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That's the lunge bump?
253
00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:02,927
That is the lunge bump, man.
254
00:10:02,961 --> 00:10:04,796
You got it.
You got it.
255
00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,063
On your first day.
256
00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:09,000
Ever being a extra.
257
00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:10,001
Ever.
258
00:10:10,035 --> 00:10:11,469
You got it, man.
Good for you.
259
00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:13,271
And action.
260
00:10:19,311 --> 00:10:20,278
Aah!
261
00:10:20,312 --> 00:10:22,447
What's up, Obama, my baby?
262
00:10:22,481 --> 00:10:24,382
What the hell was that?
Cut.
263
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,318
Oh, man, I would be
more than happy
264
00:10:26,352 --> 00:10:27,585
to fill in, man.
265
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,187
I'd be more than happy
to step in.
266
00:10:29,221 --> 00:10:30,555
Mack, just remember
267
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,989
when you're coming
through the factory that,
268
00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:33,224
like, your mind is still
on the car outside, all right?
269
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,325
Hey, I mean,
y'all gotta pick people
270
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,460
based on qualifications, man.
271
00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:36,494
- Okay.
- He don't have any experience.
272
00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:38,362
It was a good note,
good note.
273
00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:41,432
But maybe what I was doing
sort of superseded that.
274
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,034
Agreed.
Yeah, we were just...
275
00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:44,335
- Yep.
- discussing that.
276
00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:45,937
Absolutely, it supersedes it,
yeah.
277
00:10:45,971 --> 00:10:47,739
But let's do one
that just cedes it, okay?
278
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:48,940
Just same level.
279
00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:50,207
We're going again
straight away, okay?
280
00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:51,809
- Wow, okay.
- Right away, reset.
281
00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:53,477
He's not doing
a good job at it.
282
00:10:53,511 --> 00:10:54,845
You're doing great,
though, man.
283
00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:56,346
Opportunity knocks, you gotta
answer the door, man.
284
00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:58,015
- And action.
- Wait till I tell you.
285
00:11:05,256 --> 00:11:06,589
Me-me-me-me, me-me,
286
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,758
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
287
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,825
Cut.
288
00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,161
I'd be more than happy
to step in
289
00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:12,563
at any time
you want me to.
290
00:11:12,597 --> 00:11:13,798
I'd be more than happy
to do it.
291
00:11:13,832 --> 00:11:15,600
Just a certain sense
of urgency
292
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,934
is all we're looking for.
293
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,636
Clock's ticking, you got
survivors to find, right?
294
00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:20,037
Can I tell y'all something
for a second?
295
00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:22,006
This dude right here is not
doing what a zombie does.
296
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,975
This dude was literally
on our last take
297
00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:25,910
waving his hand up in the air
like this, Jerry,
298
00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:27,179
making Beeker sounds.
299
00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:29,881
He sounded like Beeker
From The Muppets, y'all.
300
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,316
Thank you, that's great.
301
00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:32,684
Just a ticking clock on this
is all we're looking for,
302
00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:33,919
Because there are survivors,
is what we're after.
303
00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:34,920
- Okay.
- Oh, Jeez.
304
00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:37,156
But I felt ambivalence
in there.
305
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:39,725
The ambivalence is art.
It's gorgeous, and we love it.
306
00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:42,261
But there are zombies, so if we
could just pick up the pace,
307
00:11:42,295 --> 00:11:43,829
just a hair, that'd be great.
Straight away, please.
308
00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:44,997
- Right away.
- All right, going again.
309
00:11:45,031 --> 00:11:46,331
- Jerry, but Jerry,
we're not doing
310
00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:47,599
Night of the Living Muppets,
are we?
311
00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:48,700
- We are not.
- 'cause the Beeker
312
00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,235
- is not a zombie.
- Do you have any notes?
313
00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:51,536
Yeah, don't be
a [bleep]ing Beeker.
314
00:11:51,571 --> 00:11:53,405
- Quiet, please.
- Action.
315
00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:57,676
I'm gonna eat your brain!
316
00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:58,677
Zombie.
317
00:11:58,711 --> 00:11:59,678
Cut.
318
00:11:59,712 --> 00:12:00,845
No!
319
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,414
He actually just said
the word "zombie"!
320
00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:04,916
Come on, man!
321
00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,384
Y'all ever hear of a zombie
saying the word "zombie" before?
322
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:07,418
No, you haven't.
I don't think so.
323
00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:08,953
You know what?
Get rid of this guy.
324
00:12:08,988 --> 00:12:10,922
Thank you!
That's what I'm talking about.
325
00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:12,724
Dude, I'm sorry, dog,
But you terrible at this, man.
326
00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:14,091
- Him.
- Hey, man, no.
327
00:12:14,126 --> 00:12:15,392
He talking about him.
He's talking about him,
328
00:12:15,427 --> 00:12:16,460
'cause he said "zombie".
329
00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:17,461
- Thank you, Steve.
- Because--no.
330
00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:18,629
No, you want me to leave?
331
00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,431
Hey, man, I been up here
staggering around here
332
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:21,566
for 3 1/2 years,
333
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,267
And I been startling extras
left and right.
334
00:12:23,302 --> 00:12:25,136
When do I get
to startle the lead, huh?
335
00:12:25,171 --> 00:12:26,638
One more for safety.
Straight away, here we go.
336
00:12:26,672 --> 00:12:29,808
- Still rolling.
- Action.
337
00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:34,515
Hey, what do we do
338
00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,884
if we have to go
to the bathroom?
339
00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,052
We like it?
340
00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:39,854
- I love it. Genius. Moving on.
- I got it.
341
00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:45,151
I was in--I've been--
I was in First Class once.
342
00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:46,419
You ever fly First Class?
343
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:51,892
They give you that hot towel.
344
00:12:55,163 --> 00:12:56,397
when you're sitting
next to a person
345
00:12:56,432 --> 00:12:57,932
who, like, your first--
It's your first time
346
00:12:57,966 --> 00:12:59,167
in First Class, and you're
sitting next to a person
347
00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:00,701
who knows
how to use the towel.
348
00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,136
I mean, the person that,
you know--
349
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,303
He's using his towel.
350
00:13:03,338 --> 00:13:06,474
You're just out there
talking about--
351
00:13:10,946 --> 00:13:14,349
I wouldn't--
I wouldn't--
352
00:13:14,384 --> 00:13:16,184
No, don't, don't,
Don't, don't, don't.
353
00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:18,854
You don't want to do that.
354
00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:22,591
You will be
in room 237.
355
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,826
And you have
free Wi-Fi there.
356
00:13:24,861 --> 00:13:27,329
Also, from 6:00 a.m.
to 10:00 a.m. every morning,
357
00:13:27,363 --> 00:13:30,131
there's a free
continental breakfast.
358
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:33,435
Hmm.
359
00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:35,003
Continental breakfast.
360
00:13:35,038 --> 00:13:37,205
Yes, from 6:00 a.m.
To 10:00 a.m.
361
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,208
So it's continental, then.
362
00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:41,309
Mm-hmm, yep.
363
00:13:43,946 --> 00:13:45,146
Very good.
364
00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:50,952
Eh, garcon.
365
00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:55,757
One admission
for the continental breakfast.
366
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,359
You can just
help yourself, sir.
367
00:13:57,394 --> 00:13:59,561
Hmm, interesting.
368
00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:00,930
European style.
369
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:07,870
Mm.
370
00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:08,971
Ahh.
371
00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:11,507
When in Rome...
372
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:18,715
Hmm, the forbidden fruit.
373
00:14:21,018 --> 00:14:23,920
Well, aren't you
a tiny plum.
374
00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:29,859
Well, la...dee...
375
00:14:29,894 --> 00:14:31,212
da.
376
00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:33,996
Paper and everything.
377
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,665
And who are you,
378
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,601
my little friend?
379
00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:40,236
Not a spoon...
380
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,504
Not a fork...
381
00:14:41,538 --> 00:14:43,439
But something in between.
382
00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:45,007
A "fopoon".
383
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,741
What will you think of next,
Germany?
384
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,617
Ahh.
385
00:14:55,886 --> 00:14:59,269
All the "Euro-pine" countries
lay before me.
386
00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:03,960
Where should I fly to first?
387
00:15:03,994 --> 00:15:05,962
Ahh.
388
00:15:05,996 --> 00:15:08,097
The pit of the doughnut.
389
00:15:08,131 --> 00:15:10,565
Mm, thank you, Turkey.
390
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,834
Mm, buckle up.
391
00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:14,636
Let's see
where we shall go next.
392
00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:17,506
Ah, the Danish!
393
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,041
Clearly from Brussels.
394
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:20,175
Mm.
395
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,411
Mm, mm!
396
00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:23,780
Mm!
397
00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:24,814
Hello, Greece,
398
00:15:24,848 --> 00:15:28,918
where the yogurt flows
like water.
399
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,287
Mm, yes,
400
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,589
Like go-gurt,
but to stay.
401
00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:36,325
Mm.
402
00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:38,227
Mm, so good!
403
00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:41,831
Mm, pulling into Spain.
404
00:15:41,865 --> 00:15:42,932
Mm!
405
00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,634
Baked to perfection.
406
00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:46,335
Can you believe it?
407
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,937
It all comes
with the room!
408
00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:51,006
Mm!
409
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,309
Mm, mm!
410
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,310
Yes!
411
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,912
Mm!
412
00:15:56,946 --> 00:15:58,613
I love being in-continent!
413
00:15:58,648 --> 00:16:00,415
I love being in-continent!
414
00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:01,917
A delight to the senses,
415
00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:03,685
isn't it, my friend?
416
00:16:03,719 --> 00:16:06,622
Isn't it? yes!
417
00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:09,091
I'll have
what I'm having!
418
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,159
I'll have...
419
00:16:11,193 --> 00:16:13,394
what I'm having!
420
00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:21,970
So good.
421
00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:24,213
It's so good.
422
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,576
Thanks.
423
00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:30,111
Oh, good afternoon, sir.
424
00:16:30,146 --> 00:16:31,112
How can I help you?
425
00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:32,547
Well, Davis,
426
00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:36,785
I will be staying
indefinitely.
427
00:16:36,819 --> 00:16:39,887
But, sir, don't you know
that you've always been here?
428
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:48,162
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
429
00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:51,165
Continental breakfast?
430
00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:54,168
Right around the corner.
431
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,188
You guys know that guy
that always says,
432
00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:28,092
"Hey, man, everything happen
for a reason"?
433
00:17:28,127 --> 00:17:30,027
Ever-- You know,
the guy who says,
434
00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:32,029
"Everything happen
for a reason,"
435
00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,130
doesn't have
a [bleep]ing job.
436
00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:35,099
You ever notice that?
437
00:17:37,202 --> 00:17:38,802
- I think I know the reason...
- Yeah.
438
00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:39,837
for that.
439
00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:42,073
'cause your ass--
440
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:43,241
you showed up late,
talking about,
441
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:46,277
"Everything happen
for a reason."
442
00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:03,694
Could be worse.
443
00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:05,596
Not that bad.
444
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,098
For me,
it's all about perspective.
445
00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:08,299
It's what you make
of it.
446
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,300
Look, can I tell you
something?
447
00:18:09,335 --> 00:18:11,136
All things considered,
448
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,771
I'm actually kind of comfortable
right now.
449
00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:14,306
Thank God for shock.
450
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,641
I can be the kind of prisoner
I want to be.
451
00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:17,642
We're still alive.
452
00:18:17,677 --> 00:18:18,877
Thank you. Right?
453
00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:20,412
- Mm-hmm.
- Just two...
454
00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:21,981
injured buddies.
455
00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:23,582
- Yes, yeah, mm-hmm.
456
00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:25,518
having a friendly convo
while we're waiting
457
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:26,752
to get tortured again.
458
00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:28,321
And, you know,
there's a kind of a positive
459
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:30,156
in having no options.
460
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,257
- Yes.
- Because, you know,
461
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:32,425
we're not even gonna try
to escape
462
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,761
- 'cause we know we'd fail.
- Yes.
463
00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,462
Tell you another thing.
Don't miss the arm.
464
00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:38,431
- Really?
- First of all, lefty.
465
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,667
Okay? So this thing
pretty much got in the way.
466
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,435
- Ha.
- Keep it, buddy!
467
00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:46,905
You fools,
blathering away!
468
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:51,543
Your suffering
has only just begun.
469
00:18:51,577 --> 00:18:52,577
Wow.
470
00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:54,279
That is
a perfect summation
471
00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:55,580
of the human condition.
472
00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:56,815
And once
you've embraced that,
473
00:18:56,849 --> 00:18:57,816
you can do anything.
474
00:18:57,851 --> 00:19:00,952
Bingo.
475
00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:03,822
No one has ever suffered
476
00:19:03,856 --> 00:19:04,956
as you will!
477
00:19:04,991 --> 00:19:07,426
Hah hah hah hah hah hah!
478
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,328
You love your work,
479
00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,997
and that kind
of a positive attitude,
480
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,298
quite frankly,
it's contagious.
481
00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:15,066
It is.
482
00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:18,736
Well, we'll see
how positive you're feeling
483
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:21,039
after I cover your body
in gasoline
484
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:23,175
and set you on fire!
485
00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:25,344
You know what, it's amazing
that you would say that,
486
00:19:25,378 --> 00:19:26,445
'cause I was just thinking
487
00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:27,546
it's getting a little chilly
in here.
488
00:19:27,581 --> 00:19:29,482
- Mm-hmm.
- Thanks so much, man.
489
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,686
Damn it!
490
00:19:35,089 --> 00:19:37,890
What a dramatic
and fascinating man.
491
00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:39,291
I think we owe him
big time.
492
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:40,626
- As do I.
- Really.
493
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,527
I mean, all this time
away from my computer,
494
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:43,862
my phone, my work,
it's just--
495
00:19:43,897 --> 00:19:45,531
I feel unplugged.
496
00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:47,066
Yes, yes. Oh.
497
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,835
Oh.
498
00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:54,173
Aww.
499
00:19:54,207 --> 00:19:55,674
Circle of life.
500
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:56,842
Nants Ingonyama.
501
00:19:56,877 --> 00:19:58,811
And I can't really feel
anything anyway,
502
00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,579
so you help yourself, buddy.
503
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,021
Oh, what do you got there?
504
00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:09,555
Do you see this?
505
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:14,293
This is what I'm going to use
to cut off your legs!
506
00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:15,428
Finally!
507
00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:16,996
That's a great saw.
508
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:19,632
I'm a home improvement guy,
and I know my saws,
509
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,067
and I gotta tell you,
if you're cutting off legs,
510
00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:22,402
that is the way to go.
511
00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:23,903
- That's the one?
- That is definitely the one.
512
00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:26,673
- Good on ya.
- Why are you doing this to me?
513
00:20:26,707 --> 00:20:28,274
You're making me crazy!
514
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,076
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
515
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,844
Somebody needs a day off.
516
00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,013
We, of all people,
should know how hard he works.
517
00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:35,281
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
518
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,250
Make them stop!
519
00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:39,752
This is torture!
520
00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:44,090
Noooo!
521
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,460
Jordan, say good-bye
to the people.
522
00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:48,695
Mm...
523
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:51,865
Bye-bye, Obama, baby.
524
00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:52,899
Good night, everybody.
525
00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:54,634
Happy Halloween!
526
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:58,538
Happy Halloween!
527
00:20:58,573 --> 00:21:01,541
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
528
00:21:01,575 --> 00:21:04,244
Oh, yeah.
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