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Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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Smash 'em up!
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This is great.
This brings me back.
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I know.
I'm anxious.
I'm excited.
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It's Adriano Calvanese, Charlie.
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It's the guy who coined
the name Aluminum Monster.
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And I've got a plan
to get revenge.
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- Yo, Dennis!
- Shit!
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It's Tim Murphy,
the asshole that slept
with my prom date.
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This is my wife, Christie.
Dennis and I used to be
really good friends.
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Adriano made fake tickets!
Those tickets are fake!
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Ronnie the Rat
strikes again, huh?
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- Wait.
I'm a grown goddamn man!
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I don't have ringworm.
No, no, we're cool.
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Yeah, we're, like, the... Ohh!
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Oh, really?
Ohh!
Son of a bitch.
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Well, this is great, Dee.
This is just great.
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Used to be king
of the mountaintop.
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Now I'm sitting alone at a table
at my high school reunion...
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with my sister,
the Aluminum Monster.
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Yeah, I know. I was on the
mountaintop too, okay, Dennis?
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I got to find a way
back there.
Got to get a plan.
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Hold on.
Hold on a second.
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Ingrid!
Ingrid Nelson.
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Hey!
Hi,
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Dennis and Dee.
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Carrying around
a clipboard, huh?
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Dork.
Yeah.
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Well, I'm
on the alumni
association.
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So...
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Fatty Magoo!
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Right?
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Everybody!
Fatty Magoo!
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Honk!
What? Don't...
What are you doing?
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She's not fat anymore.
That doesn't really play.
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Oh, really?
'Cause I'll see it on the sides,
and I'll see it in the thighs.
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Still fat to me,
still fat to you.
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Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo,
Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo...
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Is this why
you called me
over here?
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Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo!
Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo!
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- Right. It was super fun
to see you guys.
- Right? Everybody! Magoo!
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Did anybody...
Did you guys...
Did you see her?
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Drop it.
What...
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Oh, God, she just wasn't
that fat anymore, was she?
No, she looks...
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That felt very forced.
Yeah, 'cause she's
so pretty these days.
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She looks fantastic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, she looked really good.
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Only kind of works when
you're sitting at a table
with the cool kids.
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That seemed pathetic
and mean. It did.
Yeah, it was.
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Wasn't it? Yeah.
I got to find a way
back into that group.
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Dee, I think you need to
stop focusing on how to
get back in with them...
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and start focusing on how
to get revenge on them.
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Yeah.
You're exactly right.
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I need revenge on them.
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And that's what I want too.
Okay, well, what's our plan?
What's our plan?
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Ooh, I want revenge.
All right, so here's
how we're gonna do it.
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I'm gonna bang
Tim Murphy's black wife.
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Oh, shit.
Yeah.
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Oh, shit!
That'll do it.
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That's gonna humiliate him.
That will humiliate him!
Yes! You know what I'll do?
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I will bang Tim Murphy,
get back at Adriano.
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That's a good plan. The problem
is, I don't think Tim Murphy
would ever sleep with you.
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Wait a sec. Hold up.
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you do...
What's my part of the plan then?
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Mmm... Oh!
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Grab this.
We only get
two drink tickets.
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Whoa.
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What happened?
Why am I hanging here?
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The cool kids
got us.
It was a massacre.
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Ah, shit!
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All right, you guys.
I'm ready to be
your friend again.
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No, Dee, get out of here.
Get away from us.
Get away from us!
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What are you doing?
Look, you guys,
I'm on your team, okay?
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I always was on your team.
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I had a strike plan,
but then Cricket went
and blew up my spot.
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You goddamn bitch!
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Okay, look, that's not
the important thing, all right?
Bitch!
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The important part
is that I'm here now,
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and I'm on your team
and I want revenge,
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and I need you guys
to help me come up
with a plan.
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She's right.
We need revenge, and I know
how we're gonna get it.
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Yeah.
Charlie?
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We gotta
get the freight train
back together.
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Freight train?
That's a great idea.
That's a good plan!
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- Nope. That's not a great idea.
That's a terrible idea.
- What's a freight train?
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It's a stupid group of imbeciles
who called themselves a gang.
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It was basically just
Charlie, Mac and Dooley.
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May he rest
in peace.
God rest his soul.
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And they were basically
just lackeys of this guy
named Psycho Pete,
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who genuinely was mentally ill.
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Our conductor's
insane.
Our cargo is pain.
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Freight train!
Freight train!
Freight train!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's get ahold
of this Psycho Pete
and kick some ass!
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Yeah!
Let's do it!
Freight train!
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No.
No?
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No, I don't like
that plan, so...
Come on!
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Get us down, Dee!
We're gonna kick some ass!
No?
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Deandra,
come back here!
Come here!
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Goddamn...
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All right, let's just see if
they have Psycho Pete's name tag
and if they were expecting him.
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If we get our psycho back,
we get the freight train back.
Yes.
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What's his last name?
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Uh, I don't know.
No, me neither.
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Guess we weren't that close.
It would have been cool
to be closer to him.
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He was such
a dark, mysterious guy.
You know?
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What about,
uh, Peter Schmidt?
Is that the guy?
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No.
Oh!
No, that's Schmitty.
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Ah, shit.
Is he coming?
No way.
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Schmitty would never come
to something like this.
Not his scene.
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If anything,
he'll swoop in
at the very end,
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grab the drunkest girl he can,
take her home, bang her.
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Ha! Schmitty's so cool.
Oh, yeah.
Not that cool though.
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Way cooler than you,
Dirtgrub.
Not as cool as Adriano!
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Stop defending Adriano, okay?
Will you stop
with the Schmitty stuff?
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We're snipping with
each other. It's like...
Oh! Magoo!
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- Hi.
- Hey, hey!
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- I saw you
trying to get by us.
- I know!
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- You can't get away from us.
Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo.
- No, I'm not fat anymore.
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That's not even accurate.
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That's true.
Yeah, well, you used to
be fat. I don't kn...
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Yeah, well, I'm not now.
I had a thyroid problem.
What's your excuse?
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I've tacked on mass. I've
tacked on lots of mass, yes.
Really?
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All right, all right.
Now, do you remember
Psycho Pete?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Any word on if he's
coming tonight, or...
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Well, I hope not.
He's the reason
we have extra security.
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He threatened to
burn down the building.
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That's...
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He was probably
just joking.
That's his sense of humor.
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He has a very dark
sense of humor.
Gotta lighten up around Pete.
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Was he joking when he cut his
family into little pieces and
ate 'em for Christmas dinner?
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That doesn't sound
like a joke.
Did that really happen?
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Yeah, that sounds
much more serious.
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That's...
That's grisly.
Grisly.
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Psycho.
Psycho
is how it sounds.
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- That's how
he got out of prison.
- Oh, the insanity plea.
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Yes.
Okay.
Well, that makes sense.
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I would have gone with that
if I was his attorney.
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Although really
I specialize in bird law,
so I don't want to mess around...
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That's awesome.
So, it was really nice
to, uh... Okay.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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So I guess
the freight train
is gone. Is that it?
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Yes. Let's get outta here.
It's over.
Yeah. I guess we're off to...
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Hey, you guys,
you guys, you guys.
Okay...
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Hi! Oh, good to see
you guys again.
Change of plans, okay?
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I can't think of my own thing
to do, so I want to join the
freight train or whatever it is.
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- Get lost, bitch.
- No, no, no, no!
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Hang on a second.
Hang on a second.
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Now, guys, the freight train
never let a loser down in need.
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If Dee wants in on the freight
train, we have to let her in
on the freight train.
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Dee just has to do one thing.
She's got to go through
the freight train initiation.
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We got to know
that Dee's one of us.
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- So, Dee.
- Yeah?
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Are you willing to go through
the freight train initiation?
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, no, no... Oh! Goddamn!
Oh, no! I am a grown woman!
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I am a grown woman!
Aah!
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♪ I been meanin' to tell you ♪
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I mean, cuff links? Tim!
At a high school reunion?
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It's not the Oscars.
I mean...
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Oh.
Geez!
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Yeah, and he can be
a little too nice
sometimes.
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Oh.
Can get
a bit boring.
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Oh, trust me, Christie,
he's boring as shit.
I know that. All right?
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I'd rather get
blasted in the balls
by a battering ram...
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than have to
have a conversation
with the guy.
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You're crazy!
Am I crazy? Am I?
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Yes!
He deceives people,
Christie.
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No.
That's what he d...
Oh, yeah.
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He steps on his friends
to climb to the top
of the mountaintop,
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where his good friend
used to reign supreme,
that's what he does.
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I mean, quite frankly,
Christie, I think you can do
a lot better than him.
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No, he's good to me.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but does he
appreciate you?
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I mean, Christie,
does he appreciate...
all of that?
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Dennis!
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Baby's got back, Christie.
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Baby's got back.
You know what I'm saying?
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Am I right though?
Am I right?
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Listen, listen, listen.
I want to be inside you.
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I want to do shit to you...
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that is gonna
make you realize
what a worthless,
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boring piece of shit
your husband really is.
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Wait a second. I'm confused.
Why would you want to
have sex with me?
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Why the hell wouldn't I
want to have sex with you?
I mean, bam, boom, boom.
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Because you're gay.
What?
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I'm not gay.
Dude,
you're wearing makeup.
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Yeah, I'm wearing
a little bit of makeup.
Who-Who doesn't...
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And a girdle.
Yeah.
I wanted to seem thin for
the occasion. That's not weird.
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You've also been
gossiping with me
for the last 20 minutes.
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I was speeding
through the steps.
I have a system that...
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I was demonstrating value
on the dance floor,
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and then I engaged you
physically when I
put my hands on your hips.
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Now I'm nurturing
your dependence by
letting you talk shit...
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about your boring, worthless,
piece-of-shit husband.
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Then I was gonna take you to
an empty broom closet and I was
gonna bang the shit out of you.
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And then I was gonna
neglect you emotionally.
That's what I do, Christie.
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And it was working. I was
manipulating your feeble little
brain into doing what I want.
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What I want!
And now it's what you want.
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- Ew!
- Oh, "ew!" Oh, yeah, okay.
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Yeah, well,
your husband is a liar.
How about that, Christie?
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Yeah, stay with a liar!
And a deceiver.
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Tim does not deserve to be
the king of the mountaintop.
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I am the king
of the mountaintop!
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I reign supreme
over everyone
in this school!
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I am the golden god
of this place!
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I reign supreme!
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I!
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I!
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♪ Hungry eyes ♪♪
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Dee, I'm sorry
we threw your back out,
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but you're lucky
that's the worst thing
that happened.
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And it's a lucky thing
I brought the back brace.
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Oh, yes, lucky!
So lucky!
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I'm feeling very, very lucky
to have my asshole ripped
in half like tissue paper...
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by my father
and his very good
friends.
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A-A-And also,
I'm feeling
incredibly lucky...
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to be making
another appearance
as the Aluminum Monster...
218
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:03,969
after so many years.
219
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,714
Thank you.
Thank you.
220
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:08,455
And I don't think
you're gonna get to bang
Adriano now either.
221
00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,753
You don't think so?
You don't think so?
Guys, this whole thing...
222
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,544
has been a wash, all right?
223
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,591
Let's get out of here, because
there's no way we're gonna
get revenge on those guys...
224
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,255
without Psycho Pete.
Yeah.
225
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,129
- I've been humiliated enough.
- Son of a bitch!
226
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,770
You bastard!
You bastard!
227
00:10:22,838 --> 00:10:24,617
Whoa!
Jesus Christ!
228
00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:27,308
Dennis, you're coming out hot.
229
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,328
I am the king of the minions,
not Tim Murphy!
230
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,264
- Not that jerk-off idiot!
- Jerk-off!
231
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,678
What the hell
are you doing, man?
232
00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,918
She rejected me.
Me, Frank, me!
233
00:10:37,987 --> 00:10:40,455
The coolest guy
in the history
of this goddamn school!
234
00:10:40,523 --> 00:10:44,692
Oh, they're all gonna pay.
They're all gonna pay
the ultimate price!
235
00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:46,811
Whoa!
236
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,924
Dude, what's
all that stuff
you're grabbing?
237
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,882
Tools! Tools!
238
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:55,553
Duct tape, zip ties and gloves!
I have to have my tools!
239
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,123
Wh-Why do you have a bunch
of, like, weird tools...
240
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,919
in a hidden compartment
in your car?
241
00:11:00,943 --> 00:11:02,660
It's fetish... It's fetish shit!
242
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:06,364
I like to bind.
I like to be bound. I...
243
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,982
Uh, that's not important!
244
00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:10,218
Don't ask me questions!
I'm not taking questions!
245
00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:13,187
The golden god
is not taking questions!
I am the golden god!
246
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,189
I-I'm taking action!
I got to go.
247
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,253
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
248
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,878
Wait a second, Dennis.
Wait a second.
249
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,441
I think we can
help you, dude.
Yeah?
250
00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:24,327
Yeah, we can help each other.
251
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,817
We both want the same thing.
252
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,303
Revenge.
253
00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:33,875
You're gonna be
our new Psycho Pete, pal.
254
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,509
And guess what.
255
00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:37,996
The freight train's
back in service!
256
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,526
Let's get nuts in that school.
Let's get crazy, all right?
All right.
257
00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:42,245
Come on, let's get
some revenge here.
258
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:45,736
Train's coming.
Watch out for the train.
259
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,316
The train's coming!
260
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,951
Make way!
Freight train
coming through!
261
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,586
All aboard!
Toot-toot!
262
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,450
We don't do the toot-toots.
We're a train.
Why wouldn't we toot-toot?
263
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,140
It's just not what we do, okay?
264
00:11:55,164 --> 00:11:56,897
Okay, bitches!
265
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,545
Get ready
for the steam engine!
And get it!
266
00:11:59,569 --> 00:12:03,621
I'm gonna destroy you all.
But I want Murphy first.
267
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,323
So let's go, Murphy,
you and me, once and for all.
268
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,137
Come on!
What you gonna do now,
pussies?
269
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,339
We got
our psycho back.
Yeah!
270
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,225
- What the hell are you guys
talking about?
- The freight train, cowboy!
271
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:15,327
Look, everybody.
The Aluminum Monster's
back.
272
00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:19,103
- It's a good look.
- Ha-ha, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's really good. Really...
273
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,172
Just send Murphy out
so our psycho can bash him.
274
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,125
- Okay, you guys, let's get
out of here. This is weird.
- Yeah. See ya.
275
00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:27,473
Where you going?
You afraid?
276
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,657
No. We're not afraid.
We're in our 30s.
277
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,844
We don't fight
people anymore.
It's kind of pathetic.
278
00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:34,530
Yeah? Well, too bad,
'cause the fury's
already coming, bitch.
279
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,788
So too late.
280
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,791
You just couldn't stand it,
could you?
281
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,160
You couldn't stand
Dennis Reynolds...
282
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,329
reigning on high!
283
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,499
King of all the school!
Master of everybody!
284
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,931
You couldn't stand it,
so you had to turn
everybody against me.
285
00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,655
Dude, listen to yourself.
Nobody turned anybody
against you.
286
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:57,103
You were never that cool
to begin with.
Seriously, man.
287
00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:59,105
You would just come around
saying weird shit...
288
00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:01,340
about being a golden god
or some other insane crap.
289
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,342
And referring
to all of us
as your minions.
290
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,344
You always acted
like you were better
than everybody else,
291
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,328
but then you'd just go
and you'd hang out with
Ronnie the Rat or Dirtgrub...
292
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,349
under the bleachers
or behind a Dumpster
or something.
293
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,368
It was...
It was really weird.
Weird.
294
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,825
Yeah, sure, okay.
295
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,871
Yeah, well, if I wasn't
the coolest guy in school,
296
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:19,008
then why did you have to
try and tear me down by
sleeping with my prom date?
297
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,498
No, I... I didn't sleep
with your prom date.
298
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,917
Yes, you did!
299
00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:25,653
No, I didn't.
Ronnie the Rat did.
300
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,288
Wait... What?
301
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:30,008
Ronald McDonald
slept with your prom date.
302
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,922
Did he tell you that I slept
with her? I never would have
slept with that chick.
303
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,963
She was gross.
She was gross.
304
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:38,098
She was gross.
She was gross.
I remember that. Yeah.
305
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,835
She was really gross.
You slept with my prom date?
306
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,353
No.
307
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,855
Yes.
308
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,901
- How could you
do that to me?
- It was very easy.
309
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,558
Uh, she was a whore.
310
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,988
- I'm gonna kill you.
I'll gonna kill you!
- No, don't. Wait!
311
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,313
I'm gonna kill you,
you fat piece of shit!
312
00:13:52,381 --> 00:13:55,483
This is mass! This is mass!
Don't make it about my weight!
313
00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:58,052
You guys are good, so...
Take care!
314
00:13:58,121 --> 00:14:01,955
- I know she was a whore,
but she was my whore!
- Break it up! Calm down!
315
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,143
This is pathetic.
This is awful.
316
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,179
We've all been humiliated.
317
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,343
Our asses are destroyed.
318
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,801
Y-Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
319
00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:16,404
And Dennis turned out
to be a loser.
You know what?
320
00:14:16,472 --> 00:14:19,706
Let's just go back
to the bar, right?
The bar is where we belong.
321
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,815
The bar is where we fit in.
We can hide from the world
at the bar.
322
00:14:22,878 --> 00:14:24,578
Yes, yes.
I agree with Charlie.
323
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:27,226
I never want to set foot
in this high school
ever again.
Right?
324
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,699
No!
325
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,385
We can't go out like that.
326
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:36,089
Look,
if life pushes you down,
you got to push back.
327
00:14:36,158 --> 00:14:39,427
If you're dealt
a bunch of lemons,
you got to take those lemons...
328
00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:44,565
and stuff them
down somebody's throat
until they see yellow.
329
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:48,036
And if some punk-ass kid
humiliates you,
330
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,255
you gotta do the only thing
that's left to do.
331
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,208
- Yeah!
- Whoa! Whoa!
332
00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:56,355
Yes, Frank.
Oh, wow, that was
a great speech, man.
333
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,890
That's the most coherent
thing that's ever
come out of your mouth.
334
00:14:58,914 --> 00:15:01,593
- That was awesome, dude.
- You usually just ramble
on and on and on.
335
00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:05,152
That was like
a basketball coach.
All right, so what is it?
336
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:06,737
Huh?
337
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,834
What's the one thing left to do?
338
00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:10,625
What is it?
339
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,812
Well, the thing of it is,
340
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,082
is that, uh, there's
the lemon stuff.
341
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,434
Right.
And then
you got Mac,
342
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,319
who's a rat.
343
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,700
And Dee's body brace.
344
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,957
And, uh...
345
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,659
And that's
the thing of it, and...
346
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,295
It's good.
347
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,129
What are you saying?
348
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,998
No, w-we... You were
gonna tell us what to do.
That doesn't...
349
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,718
We didn't
ask if something was good
or if it wasn't good.
350
00:15:37,787 --> 00:15:40,132
I lost my train of thought.
Let's go back to the bar.
351
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,323
Yep.
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
352
00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:45,826
Were you gonna suggest that
we should... do Plan "B"?
353
00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:47,228
- No.
- Plan "B"!
354
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:48,774
That's what I was gonna say!
355
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,542
That's...
We're not doing Plan "B."
Come on.
356
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:52,227
Hey, listen.
We worked so hard on it.
357
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,663
Come on.
We're not doing Plan "B."
It's ridiculous.
358
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,105
Dennis, Plan "B"
might be the only option
we have left.
359
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,073
Ah, come on. Come on.
Come on, Dennis.
360
00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:00,786
Jesus, come on.
Plan "B" is...
361
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:03,506
Plan "B." Plan "B."
Shh, not too loud.
362
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:08,616
Stop whispering "Plan 'B'"
like it's some super-covert
C.I.A. operation!
363
00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:12,070
Plan "B" is a dance routine.
364
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,539
It's a goddamn dance routine.
365
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,512
And it's gonna rock.
366
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,534
♪♪
367
00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:28,597
Beep-beep.
Get out of there.
Beep-beep-bop.
368
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,788
We're gonna need
this dance floor!
Clear the dance floor!
369
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,708
Let's go!
Let's go!
370
00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:35,204
Go on!
371
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,146
All right, listen up, jerks!
Listen to us!
Listen to us!
372
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,883
There's been a lot
of negative energy going on
at this school, okay?
373
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:44,701
So I want to talk to you guys
a little bit about dancing.
374
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,105
Now, back in the '50s
and the '60s and the '70s,
375
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,651
people used to dance
all the time.
376
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,608
That's the way
we solved our problems.
377
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,962
That's how
they solved their problems...
through dance.
378
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:58,699
Then all of a sudden,
we stopped dancing.
You know?
379
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,200
Grunge came in.
380
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,003
We dressed in... in plaid
and oversized jeans.
381
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:07,091
Then later on, kids wore
trench coats and shot each other
in school, and that's not cool.
382
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,661
But guess what.
Guess what's going on
in the high school now.
383
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,563
Kids are dancing again.
384
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,242
Organized choreographed dance!
385
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:19,203
They're doing organized
choreographed dances
to solve their problems.
386
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,983
They also give each other
blow jobs.
387
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,068
They got these things
called rainbow parties.
388
00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:24,658
All right, wrap it up.
389
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,405
They have these rain...
Yeah, but that's not
the point of the...
390
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:28,407
The point is,
we're gonna show you
a dance!
391
00:17:28,431 --> 00:17:30,564
Let's get started.
Let's go!
392
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,436
Lights.
393
00:17:37,106 --> 00:17:40,124
♪♪
394
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,469
♪ I won't let you down ♪
395
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,670
♪ I will not give you up ♪
396
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,407
♪ 'Cause I would really,
really love ♪
397
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,226
♪ To stick around,
oh, yeah ♪
398
00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:01,579
♪ Heaven knows
I was just a young boy ♪
399
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,283
♪ Didn't know
what I wanted to be ♪
400
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,735
♪ To be ♪
401
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:12,422
♪ I was every little hungry
schoolgirl's pride and joy ♪
402
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,158
♪ And I guess
it was enough for me ♪
403
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,894
♪ I think there's something
you should know ♪
404
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,647
♪ I think
your singin' in the rain ♪
405
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:22,599
♪ Just hope you understand ♪
406
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,318
♪ Sometimes the clothes
do not make the man ♪
407
00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:29,573
♪ All we have to do now ♪
408
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,292
♪ Is take these lies ♪
409
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,913
♪ And make them true
somehow ♪
410
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:40,101
♪ All we have to see ♪
411
00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:43,136
♪ Is that I don't
belong to you ♪
412
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,356
♪ And you don't
belong to me ♪
413
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,357
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
414
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,175
♪ Freedom ♪
415
00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:49,443
Whoo!
416
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:51,178
♪ Freedom ♪
417
00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:53,747
♪ Freedom ♪
418
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,344
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
419
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,503
♪ Freedom ♪
420
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,438
♪ Freedom ♪
421
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,926
♪♪
422
00:19:04,994 --> 00:19:07,244
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
423
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,595
♪ Freedom ♪
424
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,483
♪ Freedom ♪
425
00:19:16,538 --> 00:19:18,539
♪♪
426
00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:21,025
♪ From the lies
Freedom ♪
427
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,579
Five, six, seven, eight!
428
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:26,213
♪♪
429
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:42,012
Well, that was weird.
430
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,563
Hey, everyone!
431
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,332
After-party
back at my house,
all right?
432
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,635
Everyone's invited...
except them.
433
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:49,904
Let's go!
434
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,677
Wh...
435
00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:01,048
That sucked!
436
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,050
Yeah, man.
It was a perfect dance.
437
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,052
They just didn't respond to it.
438
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,800
I don't understand
how that didn't blow
people's minds though.
439
00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:10,775
Guys, guys.
We did a great job, okay?
Don't get down on yourselves.
440
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,638
Those people are stupid.
They're idiots. They're savages.
They just didn't get it.
441
00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:15,156
Oh, come on.
Hey!
442
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,214
Hey, hey, hey!
443
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,217
Wow.
Great dance, assholes.
444
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,986
You know what?
Just like you
low-life shits,
445
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,439
I didn't get invited
to the after-party either.
But whatever.
446
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:30,127
I'm just gonna have sex
with somebody
to feel better about myself.
447
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:34,097
I'm gonna bang
the next person
who talks to me.
448
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,066
So who's it gonna be?
449
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,453
Hi-yah!
How you doing, fellas?
450
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:41,917
Hey, Schmitty. Excuse me.
How you doing, everybody?
Did I miss the festivities?
451
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,419
- Huh? What are we doing here?
What's going on?
- Schmidt! No, no!
452
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,488
Hey, how are you?
Do you wanna
have sex with me?
453
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,022
Yes, I do.
Well, there you go.
454
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,147
See you, guys. Monster.
455
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,595
- You all right? Where you
wanna go? You got a car?
- I don't know.
456
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,602
- We'll use mine. Come on.
- Schmitty.
457
00:20:56,806 --> 00:20:58,784
Let's go back
to the bar, huh?
Yeah.
458
00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:00,786
Let's go, Charlie.
Back to the bar.
Yeah.
459
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:02,275
Schmitty just...
460
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,379
Swooped in
and grabbed the...
Schmitty.
461
00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:07,882
The most disgusting girl here.
462
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:52,827
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