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Mark.

You're so fucking bad.

Oh, yes. Thank her.

Oh, she's going to be a bad girl.

She wants it.

What are you doing?

Resting. Guess what? I made an appointment.

Oh, great. Just barging in.

Yeah, so listen, I made you an appointment.

Oh, you're a doctor.

It's not a doctor. She's a sex therapist.

I was thinking, well, what I was thinking, I was brainstorming and I was

wondering why my son can't get you pregnant. And I was thinking that maybe

there's an emotional problem. You know, you guys just got married. You know,

there's something, I don't know, maybe your sex life is just off. So I was

thinking that she could come and talk to you and, you know, feel you. out. I

really want to have a grandchild. My friends all have grandkids that they

all over the park and everything. You're going to love it. When I was your age,

I had Jessie.

It's the most wonderful experience.

You're going to love being a mother. Trust me. You're going to want to pop

out right and left after that. I promise.

Well, didn't the last doctor say you should stay in bed?

Yeah. You know what? It's your lucky day. She comes to us. She's making a

call just for me. She's a friend of mine. It's going to be great. Just get

ready. Make yourself look presentable.

And she'll be here soon. I'll make you some soup later. It's gonna be awesome.

I guess I'll get dressed now.

So, what are we here for?

Show your fertility medication.

Let's start with an introduction.

I'm Allie. I'm the sex therapist.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm a mother -in -law. Hi, nice to meet you.

How are you? I'm good, I'm good. So what is it you have there?

It's just, what's that? They're prenatal vitamins. Her fertility doctor gave

them to her.

Oh, so you're ready to have kids then? Yes, her and my son. They are so

adorable. They just got married.

They want to have a baby. I want a grandchild. So she's ready, you know. So

gave her this medicine.

And, you know, they're still having some problems.

That's interesting. So why don't you let me know. Do you think there's a

problem? I don't think so. I just, um, I guess.

Well, there must be, right? She's not getting pregnant.

Not the right time, maybe?

I don't know. Very true. Very true. Sometimes that can conflict with getting

pregnant if you don't feel ready or stressed. They're ready. They're ready.

son really wants to be a father. Trust me.

Yeah. Yeah.

I could see that.

Yeah. There we are right now.

Interesting. Interesting. So have you guys looked into any sex techniques or

different things going on?

Should we?

be talking about this yeah we're an open family don't worry about it i've heard

it all you're that's all right with you okay all right

well so how's your guys sex life you're active you have sex a lot you don't uh

well well they mustn't have that much sex right or else she'd be pregnant

well i guess that's what we're going for

But what do you think? Are you happy with the sex that you do have? And you

obviously love your husband.

I think our sex life is great. And I think, you know, when the right time,

the right time.

It's the right time now, honey.

Well, like once, twice a week?

Once a day? Where are you guys at?

Well, we have sex.

Maybe not that often, but...

I think it's great.

Yeah, I just don't think she's giving it to him the way she should. You know,

when I got married to Jesse's father, I gave it to him anytime he wanted. It

probably was on my period. It didn't matter. I just gave it to him. That's

duty as my son's wife. You know what I'm saying?

Well. She's young.

I understand where you're coming from. Maybe not exactly, but she does have

somewhat of a point, obviously. Of course. The more you're having sex, you

the more likely you are to get pregnant.

Oh. That's a thing. How about.

Obviously, you know, he's coming inside of you, correct?

Can't make that happen if that's not happening. I'm not so sure if we should

talking about this. Yeah, it's fine. Don't listen to her. She's new to the

family. I know what's best. We're open. It's fine.

Well, you know, has this come clear?

Is it white?

I mean, all this stuff factors in and makes a difference.

It's white. I know my son.

I have a very healthy son.

You know, I don't really pay attention to those things. You should.

You should. That's your problem. Maybe you don't pay attention.

Well, you know, everybody can't be as experienced as you are. I know. So we've

got to share our knowledge.

That's what I'm trying to teach her.

I have a lot of experience with men.

Well, that's good to know. At least you have a good support system. There's

something positive in there. You should be grateful.

Yeah.

Well, what about, you know, positions? What kind of positions do you guys do?

Sometimes that helps. Is he, you know, is he all the way in there when he

He's got to be all the way in.

I don't really feel comfortable with talking about.

Listen, I'm helping you out. My son would thank me.

Well, this is what we're here for. And I promise I will try to make this a

positive environment as much as possible.

Yeah.

He punched his dick all the way inside of me.

It's got to be deep, though. You understand, right? It's got to come

It's how you get pregnant. I just feel like I've got to teach her everything.

I'm a firm believer in, you know, doggy all the way. Me too. It's the best way

to get pregnant.

Get in there.

Yeah. So, I mean, I have lots of different things. You know, I came

But if we want to start off, we could maybe, you know, do some positions.

Yeah, maybe that's what she needs.

She needs someone to show her, you know?

What's going on without, you know, getting too much in your space if you're

comfortable with that? She's comfortable with it. That's why we're here. Where

are we going with this?

Why don't you come on up here?

It's going to be great. Just listen to the doctor. Get up and you know what

doggy is, correct?

I'll show you if you don't know.

Wait, wait.

You're okay with it?

Yeah, that's why I have you here. That's why I see Pia. I'm fine with it.

I want to teach you. I want to have a grandchild. You don't even seem to know

how to get pregnant.

It'll be fine. Come on.

Come on.

All right. You seem to know what doggy is, so why don't you come on up.

Here you go. You got legs out. All right.

Make sure you're real firm. You got to go down. The lower you are, the better

is. Okay? All right. And there's a difference between going at it is not

the best. Sometimes you want to take it slow and stay together.

She doesn't seem to know how to do it. Listen, I'll be you. You be me. So you

can be you when you're with Jessie. Let's do this. I'll show you. You're not

arching right. You're not doing nothing right. Move over.

Come on over.

I know what I'm doing.

You see? Well, there we go.

You've got to really get in there. And it's the gravity.

Yeah, as I was saying. It's really simple, but you don't need it.

She doesn't have experience like me.

What does this have to do with anything?

Well, you need to learn how to do this. That's why you're not getting pregnant.

It's all part of the process. Don't be embarrassed. Obviously, you have a very

loving family willing to participate and do what you have going on. Listen, if I

could get knocked up for you, I would, but I can't do it, kids.

Yes. Like I said, and it helps, too, if you grab right at the hips so you have

control of it. Yes.

So you can relay that on to Jesse and let him know that.

Why don't I just go in there?

Well, if you think you could do it, you try. No, I think I can do it. Listen.

All right.

Let's just keep the merry -go -round going. Come on, ladies.

All right, so then all the way down.

And then keep your ass up. See, there you go.

It doesn't look like you're a fan.

Well, you're there.

It's right where it needs to be. Like I said, so I was on her on her hips,

right? Am I doing it right? No, you're not.

I think you're doing just fine.

She's not doing it right. Keep from pushing back and allow him to do all the

work. So when he's ready, he can get it right in there and go all the way down.

It's probably the best way to get pregnant.

Okay.

So how are you feeling with this? Does it make sense to you?

It doesn't look right, but... Are you understanding what's going on?

Sure, yeah, yeah. I think I'm getting the justice. I don't think you're

it.

Please, please tell me.

I'll show you again.

You know, I can't believe I got to do this.

Good thing I came with you. This would have been a waste of an appointment.

Yeah, it would have been.

All right, we'll get you on the side. You see, you got to really get in there.

You got to want it. Yeah. Okay, so I got to. You got to want it. We can open up

to, like I said, gravity.

So we're down and that's it. And then we can keep it going.

How about we.

Break this up. We'll move on to a different exercise. Yeah, let's get some

stuff. Please.

You know, my son's got to be happy.

Oh, I think your son's happy.

I don't know. Well, on that note, are you orgasming during sex?

Is that something? Believe me, my son knows how to handle his business.

Sure. Okay.

But you are, or you aren't, or you don't know yet, or?

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

Well, like I said, I brought some other stuff with me.

So... Hang attention.

We're going to hang attention.

All right. All right. Sometimes it does help during sex to maybe use a toy or

two. Oh, yes. Something like this. You can use this on your clit to help

you know. You know what that is, right? The clit? Here you go. You can go ahead

and do that.

All right. I'm just checking. I don't know. I have one.

All right, ladies. We're not going to learn anything if we don't listen.

All right. I'm listening.

I'm listening.

All right.

Relax. So here.

There you go.

You can go ahead and take that.

Usually when you come, if you can come at the same time, it opens up everything

and allows to come to, you know, do its business.

So I put this on your clit.

Not inside, just on top. You see, this is what I'm dealing with. She doesn't

even know where the clit is. Let's move on to, how about this?

We'll try something else, but I need you to pick first.

Oh, she's in the middle tonight.

You know what?

What about this one?

Gina, it's black.

Yep, that's on.

Oh, fuck.

You can't take it. You know, I don't buy all the tattoos.

Maybe she would be able to handle it, but you never judge a book by its cover.

Well, that's true, but here, let's warm her up a little bit. Yeah, warm her up.

Give it a shot.

Leave it.

This girl don't want either of this.

Oh, fuck.

It's because she can't take it. I thought by all the tattoos that she'd be

to handle it, but you don't judge a book by its cover, you know? It's a little

bit different than the real thing, but... Well, it won't look like you

take it.

I can take it, all right? You're whining, so I don't know.

How about I just warm her up a little bit? Yeah, try to warm her up.

Yeah.

There you go, slow.

How's that?

Yeah, it feels great.

All right, there you go.

Now you can back up onto it.

You've got to give equal play.

Yeah, you've got to. What are you doing with my son? I'm doing it. I'm doing it,

all right?

There you go. Now come, and then I'll meet you in the middle.

You good there?

Yeah.

There you go.

Now remember, when he's about to come, you're going to have to stay down. Stay

down.

There you go.

Now you're getting it. Now come back to me.

Come on back. There you go.

There it is.

Yeah,

you know what? It looks like you're doing it wrong. I'm going to show her.

I'm going to show you because I can't watch this anymore. You're all wrong.

Okay, show me. I'm going to show you how to do it right.

All righty.

I know what I'm doing. Here, you're going to hold these for me because it

that's all you're good for.

Well, come on, ladies.

Teamwork, right? We're working on teamwork.

Yes. Okay, scoot a little forward.

All right. I'm going to come down low.

Yeah, you don't got to be gentle with me. I've been around the block, you

Okay, go ahead and come back up on me then.

There you go.

All right. You see that? You got to take it.

You got to give and take, you know. Marriage is give and take.

I'm seeing. I'm watching. Well, it seems like you just take it. Well, ladies,

the talking didn't help during sex either. Just so you know.

I talk.

All right, so there you go.

Yeah, you've got to keep it in.

And then all the way.

You see?

We're falling apart here.

It's how you know it's good. Great job. Yeah, come back on me just like I told

her. There you go. You see that?

I'm seeing it. You've got to get all the way in there.

Go nice and deep.

Yeah, nice and deep. I don't know.

You've got to let my son go nice and deep. You can keep the same rhythm. That

helps. All right.

This isn't weird. All right. It's not weird. We're trying to have a baby here.

Again, the we.

Yeah.

Well, like I said, when someone's about to come in, you can also tell Jessie

that being up a little bit higher and down straight in allows for better flow,

guess I should say.

So, you see, we're going to keep the motion. Yeah, you know what? Let's talk

just keep going. I already know. You don't got to teach me nothing.

How's that? Yeah, that's good. Just like that.

There you go.

Yeah, just like that. That's how it goes. And slow it down.

Oh, yeah. Just like that. Slow it down.

All right. There you go.

Take it back up.

Yeah.

Okay, I get it.

Now, why am I here for?

Am I here to watch? Oh, you're supposed to observe. You're supposed to learn

something. Okay, all right, all right, all right.

Good morning.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

All right, move, move, move, move. Well, listen, if you think you can do it,

I'll let you do it. I watched you now.

She can't do it like me.

Now, please tell me if I'm doing it wrong. I will let you know if you're

it wrong, and I think you're going to do it wrong.

All right, just shove the cockings on my pussy. You want to see me get fucked?

Well,

I don't think you've been fucking him good until this point, so let's try to

it in there.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

You've got to get lower.

It looks all right, but I mean, I could do it better probably, but you're just

learning, so I understand.

Ladies, let's talk in action, right?

Yeah, when I'm on it.

I mean, you should look at her. Do you look at my son when you fuck him?

I mean, I know, listen, I know what I'm doing. I know I please the men in my

day.

Like, let her grab your tits or something.

All right, just go ahead.

Yeah,

I mean, Jesus, my poor son. I can't believe what he got into.

What a marriage. She doesn't even want to have sex.

You're so young. My son should be having sex all day.

Unpleasant. Wait.

You know what?

If you want to fuck so bad, then show me how you fuck.

Fine. Yeah, but you know everything, right?

You know everything.

You know how to fuck. You know how to have a baby. I've been told.

Come on, ladies.

If you want to fuck together, maybe that'll be a good thing. Would you like

Yeah, fine with me.

Fine. Yeah, fine.

Fine. Fine with me.

Yeah, yeah, that's it all the way

Yeah,

I think you would be happy with

this

Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's because she's doing good.

Well,

maybe this is why he likes her. She's a spinner.

Yeah, well, you're not knocked up yet.

Oh, yeah?

So tell me how I'm supposed to put it. Yeah, just like that. You're supposed to

take the whole dick.

Am I taking the whole dick now?

Yeah, it seems that way.

Oh, fuck.

You can see what she can really do.

Yeah, that's it. Now she's doing it at least.

Yeah, I'll give you all the baby

I think my son would like this.

You like the way that cock feels? Yeah.

Oh, and how it feels when you come to my pussy. Oh, yeah? That'll work out.

Oh, yeah.

I'll fucking explode in that little pussy.

She sees the problem.

There's still a problem.

No, it's between you two.

I think we need to show some family love. This is more than just, you know,

having a baby together.

This is a lot more than that.

I think we need to, you know, spread the love around the family and really get

to know each other a little bit.

Here, let me show you what I mean.

Explain.

That was great, guys. I really think, you know, we hit a breakthrough there.

And like I was saying, I think the real problem isn't you guys, you know,

wanting to add a baby to the family. It's maybe, you know, showing and

each other and showing each other love together with each other.

Well, she just doesn't get me. Yeah, and you know, I don't know. She's not right

for my son. Okay, let's not take it back.

Let's admit you guys shared a beautiful moment there. Believe me, I was all up

in it.

How about this? Let's go ahead and move forward. I definitely believe, you know,

the best way to show love is to get intimate with each other. So why don't

back to, how about you guys kiss?

Let's start off simple.

Okay.

Don't be afraid to get into it.

Very good, ladies.

Your mom seems to be a really great kisser. Yeah, I'm good.

Bye. Bye.

You're not that bad.

There you go, ladies.

Family love. Keep it all in the family.

I just got to do this with my son.

You have no idea what I do with your son.

It's like this.

He might be happy.

I know.

Yes,

she likes that.

I see.

I'm having fun watching Mommy and Dad.

Yeah, Mommy likes it too. It's been a while since I had any action.

Why don't you show your mom some action?

Yeah, a nice young girl like you, this is what you should be doing at your age.

What are you saying, Mommy? Yeah, that's it. Now you're talking.

Go ahead and show Mommy what you can do with a pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Tina, you know where the clit is.

I think she likes it.

Do you want to try?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I think he likes it.

Why don't you come on over around here?

Yeah, you can watch me make your mommy come.

Thanks for being such a great speaker.