All language subtitles for Diagnosis Murder s02e10 The Last Laugh pt2.avi

What is it, town? You look a little
pale.

See, all I needed was a challenging lead
for you to follow.

The tourist you met at the beach.

The perfect stranger you said took your
picture.

Next to impossible to prove.

You're a vegetable, aren't you?

Yeah, I couldn't make it too easy. You
really had to work hard. You had to

honestly believe that you were
accomplishing the impossible.

You got the prosecution's star witness
to prove your alibi.

Mark, you are really a tenacious
detective when you put your mind to it.

Dave McDonald.

Obviously you knew him from somewhere.

He was a contestant on Guess That Price
when I was the show's spokesmodel.

He went to Bedroom Set and I helped him
break it in.

I'm not going to let you get away with
this.

Are you familiar with that marvelous
little feature of our justice system

double jeopardy?

You can't try a person twice for the
same crime. That's right, you can't.

So now I'm free to enjoy Elliot's money.

I don't have to worry about going to
prison.

Mark, I have you to thank.

If there was something ominous I could
say, the truth is you've won.

Mark, you're such a good loser.

Thank you.

Listen, I just want to say this.

Any time of the day or night, feel free.
Come on by. Help me enjoy all this.

Hey, thanks for buying my plane ticket
down here. You saved me a few bucks.

Looks like Special Crime Task Force is
really busy, huh?

I wouldn't know. I've been reassigned.
I'm on the Excellent Complete Work Task

Force now.

Moving right up.

It's my job to go over every arrest file
in the precinct and make sure the

paperwork is in order.

No expense account, I guess.

After the Bonnie Ballen trial, I'm lucky
to have a salary.

Steve, you remember when you were, oh,
ten years old, I guess. You wanted so

much to go to summer camp.

And I said, no, you shouldn't go.
Because other boys were older and you

have a good time. You ought to wait a
couple of years. But you, you insisted.

And sure enough, you went for a couple
of days and you didn't like it. And I

to come and get you. Remember that?

Dad, what's this all about? Well, I'm
trying to point out that fathers and

can make mistakes.

What's your point? Bonnie Valen is
guilty.

What? She tricked me, Steve. I mean, she
tricked everybody.

It was a vicious, cold -blooded murder,
Steve. We've got to stop her.

It's a little late for that now.

I know all about double jeopardy and
that, but there must be a way.

Dad, I'm not on the case anymore.

It's Detective Van Sickles.

And she's already arrested someone else
for the murder. Who?

Dr. Valen's son.

Roger, he's innocent. Why?

Now, he claims to have been home in the
morning of the murder, only he got a

parking ticket two blocks from Dr.
Valens' office at 11 .15.

Having been a medical student, he's
familiar with nitrous oxide.

Dr. Valens' nurse, Kimmy, overheard a
violent argument between father and son

the day before the murder.

And Roger Valens' holistic clinic was in
financial straits, and his father

wouldn't help him out.

Motive means opportunity.

It may not be as compelling as a
photograph, but I think a jury will buy

Steve, I've made a terrible mistake.

I've got to fix it.

Jack, when you look at me, what do you
see?

Is it a poor little rich girl?

Sometimes.

You know, most of my life I wondered how
I'd get along without money to cushion

my every fall, sustain my setbacks.

I guess now's my chance to find out.

Amanda, you're a doctor.

You graduated near the top of your class
in med school.

Yeah, only because I knew if I didn't
make it, if I didn't become a doctor, my

life wasn't going to change.

The mere fact that my family's always
had money gave me the freedom to excel.

It's called luck. Except now the money
that I have, I have earned it.

And it means something to me. And it's
been stolen from me.

And as much as I hate to admit it, money
is a...

A big part of my identity. And without
it, I feel insecure. I feel

insignificant. I feel vulnerable. Hey,
Amanda.

You're talking to me, all right?

You're being ridiculous.

You're so much more than that. And you
know it.

I'm serious.

I am scared.

I'm frightened.

I understand.

Look, I told you I'd get your money back
for you, didn't I? And I appreciate the

gesture, Jack. Not a gesture.

A friend of the family tracked down
Wallace Sterling.

Friend of the family? You don't even
want to... No.

Travel agent.

He checked the international flights
from LAX and found Wallace Sterling's

ticket to the Caribbean.

And from there, he could go anywhere.

Yeah, with my money, we're never going
to find him.

We don't have to.

Well, that's easy for you to say, Jack.
You're not living in the doctor's

lounge. You know, and you've done such a
lovely job in that... Commander.

The guy's gonna come to us.

This is incredible.

It's okay.

If you go to that kind of thing.

Okay? Jack, this is a Renoir, perhaps
the most important Impressionist painter

of all time.

If the guy didn't paint it on black
velvet, what do I care?

Hello, Jack. Hey, Peter, how you doing?
This is Amanda.

Peter. Pleasure. How you doing?

I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

Oh, don't be. I could stare at this art
for hours.

You like it?

Oh, yeah.

This is one of the most beautiful pieces
of art I've ever seen.

Great. Take it.

I've got plenty more where that came
from.

Come with me.

This is the same Renoir.

I think the frame works really well on
that one inside, don't you? Wait a

minute. Are these all forgeries?

I prefer to call them differently
created originals. Hasn't that ring to

don't you think?

Peter's work hangs in some of the
world's finest museums.

But this is a perfect rendition. It's so
nice to meet someone who really

appreciates fine art.

Not junk, like this.

Now, that's third and last in the
series, right, Peter? The original was

from a museum in Boston last year. It
hasn't been seen since.

Hardly seems worth the effort.

Oh, it will.

To the collector who owns the other two
pieces.

You actually think that Sterling will
come out of hiding for this?

Are you kidding me?

But once we get the word out, nothing
will keep this guy away.

I thought we'll get to come visit me.
Well, you may not think so after I say

what I came to tell you.

You're not here because you feel
responsible, are you?

Frankly, yeah.

Well, don't be.

I'll be out of here as soon as the
police realize I'm innocent.

Roger, why did you lie about where you
were the morning your father was

murdered?

Well, after the fight we'd had the day
before, I knew I'd be a suspect.

Did you go to his office?

Well, I walked around for about an hour
trying to build up the courage.

But I just couldn't bring myself to beg
him for money.

So I drove home.

This is all my fault.

Why? Because you proved Bonnie was
innocent?

Well, no, see, here's the thing. No,
Bonnie is a very beautiful person.

And she made my father very happy.

And if one of the two of us has to be in
jail for a crime we didn't commit, I'd

rather it was me.

Look, Roger, I'll get you out of here as
soon as possible. I promise you that.

Well, don't worry about me.

Just promise me that you'll find the
monster that took my father's life and

him pay.

And give Bonnie my love.

Good afternoon.

I believe you have the Presidential
Street Reserve for me.

The name is Rinaldi.

Carmine Rinaldi.

There you go, sir.

Carmine Rinaldi.

Who's asking?

Charles Lane.

I represent a certain party who's
interested in cream of celery.

I prefer clam chowder myself, but to
each his own.

My assistant, Eunice Gluck.

Let me be very clear.

This certain party understands you have
a certain can of soup available for

purchase at a certain price.

Certainly. But not to you.

Mr. Rinaldi did not deal with middlemen.

That's unacceptable.

Well, then, in your case, we'll make an
exception.

Right, Eunice?

Mr. Rinaldi took a very big risk in
acquiring the soup.

So tell your buyer to show respect and
deal face to face.

If a certain party wanted to make the
purchase himself, he'd be here.

Instead, he sent me to negotiate the
price and authenticate the piece if

a problem for you.

And our business is concluded.

That's absolutely no problem.

She's a good kid, but she gets a little
carried away looking out for my best

interests, do you understand?

I'm staying here at the hotel.

Whenever you're ready to discuss terms,
so am I.

I'll tell you what, Charlie.

I need a couple hours to freshen up.

I just arrived and I'm still on Zurich
time.

Until later this afternoon, then.

Fine with me.

What the hell were you doing in there?

Making sure the fish took the bait, as
they say, in the game.

Besides, the way that you were handling
things, Sterling would never have shown.

What game? What are you talking about?

Jack, you don't need to patronize me. I
know what's going down, baby.

Swindler's Guidebook by Sammy Backlund.

I knew it.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew
it. I knew it.

I knew it. I just, I know, I made a huge
mistake letting you get involved in all

this. You should have stayed back at the
hospital. Here. Jeff, I really

appreciate your help, and I'm either
with you all the way, or we can get

it all together. I'm not letting you
take the risk alone.

He took my money, not yours.

Well, you want it back, don't you? Of
course I want it back. Then let me

it. You'll get Sterling and your money.
I got it all worked out, Amanda, all

right? What if Sterling's middleman
finds out that our cream of celery is a

fraud? Are you kidding me? He won't. The
artist himself won't even be able to

tell the difference. Now, trust me.

Thank you.

Man,

this is a very delicate operation.

You know what I'm saying? There isn't a
move anybody can make that I haven't

already anticipated.

Except for this one.

You have no right to sell cream of
celery.

Only I can.

Your name wouldn't happen to be
Campbell, would it?

You're trying to cut in on my action
with a forgery.

I want to kill you both right now.

What?

After everything that I've done for you?

Yeah, you stole the painting, but that
was the easy part. Easy?

Yeah, easy.

Come on.

I had to get the word out.

I had to line up potential buyers and
check their credentials.

And I didn't even have the original
painting to work with. And that, my

that was the tough part.

And all I really want for my strenuous
efforts is a paltry 75%.

40.

65. 40.

Now, you don't understand how the
negotiation process works. When I say

say 40.

He's a tough negotiator.

Done. I'll be watching you.

Come on, man.

Talk about a second story, man.

See that? Now we don't have to worry
about Sterling's guy spotting our

I got it all under control.

Take care.

Yeah?

Mrs. Allen?

Yeah. Nathan Keys, Sheldrake Insurance.

Oh, I'm so pleased you're here. Please
come in.

I've been really looking forward to
this.

Mark. Hi.

What are you doing here? I asked Dr.
Sloan to join us. Oh, the place is

Thank you.

Did you use a professional decorator a
bit?

Yes, actually I did.

Is there an upstairs to it? Yes, yes.

Could we see all of it? I'd love to show
it to you, but I really... Oh, and I

see you're putting in a new patio, too.
Now, would you like to have a seat up

here? Of course. Now, about your late
husband's $2 million life insurance

policy... Would you like to sit down?

No, thank you. All right. If you will
just sign here. Sign there? Okay, I'll

happy to. When do I get my money?

You misunderstand, Mrs. Fallon. This is
a waiver relinquishing all claims to

that money.

What?

You must be crazy.

No, Dr. Sloan was kind enough to fill it
in on your machinations, Mrs. Fallon.

Dave McDonald, the picture you took for
your alibi.

Hi, sir. Money, remember?

I'll tell you what I remember, Mark.

Been through a court of law and been
found completely innocent.

That was a criminal case.

This is civil.

We're denying your claim is fraudulent.

I'll sue.

And we'll put Dr. Sloan on the stand.

Let a jury decide if you're entitled to
your late husband's money.

I suggest that you sign that waiver,
Mrs. Allen, before things get messy.

Really love what you've done with the
place, Bonnie.

Elliot would have approved, I'm sure.

Okay, what do you expect to find here?

Well, there's Sterling.

There's something to eat. I'm starving.

Yeah, well, I don't think you're going
to find him here.

No, look what I did find. Beautiful.

Ooh, congratulations.

Where's Sterling?

I don't know if I know.

I bet you Charlie does.

And if my guess is right, he talked to
him right after our little meeting.

Hi, this is Charles Lane in 6517.

I'd like to use the express checkout,
please.

Channel 3?

Thank you very much.

Ah, the wonders of modern technology.

I can review my bill without having to
wait in those boring lines.

Well, I don't see what good checking out
of the hotel is going to do.

What, you didn't read about that in your
little guidebook?

Well, it's amazing what you can find out
about a guy from his hotel bill.

Hmm.

Let's see, our boy Charlie likes room
service.

Likes... Adult movies.

Want to watch one?

Best of all, he likes making lots of
calls to the Bahamas.

Boy, you know, I wonder who could be
there.

Hello?

No time for small talk. Tex Chastain
here. Let's deal.

Deal? Suit, man, suit.

Charlie Lane's selling me his cream of
celery tomorrow.

His cream of celery?

Birthday gift from a princess.

But I figured we couldn't sell it
without asparagus and broccoli.

So I made a few phone calls.

You got him. I want him. You name your
price.

How did you get my phone number?

A man worth close to $100 million can
get anything he wants, as long as he's

willing to pay for it.

Well, those paintings are not for sale,
and neither is his.

I mean mine.

What I mean is... I don't care what you
mean. You got me over a bail.

My princess has her little heart set on
soup, and I tried never to disappoint my

mama.

That was a horrible accent, wasn't it?

Terrible. But you know what? He bought
it. Hook, line, and sinker. Come on, I

gotta make a phone call.

Charles Lane, please.

What do you mean he checked out?

When is the next flight to Los Angeles?

Okay.

I'm on my way.

Mark, what now?

Good news, Bonnie. I doubt it. I want
you out of my house. I have just

Roger to contest his father's will. I
think we can keep it in probate for five

years at least. Mark, I want you out of
here. I'm going to get a restraining

order, Mark. Hope you haven't quit your
day job.

What are you talking about?

Well, Bonnie's going to be a little
short of cash and you're going to need

you can get your hands on for a lawyer.
I want you out of here.

The district attorney's office to issue
a warrant for your arrest.

I'm not charged. Remember that false
alibi you held Bonnie with? You

perjury.

You're going to prison and she's going
free. Is that ironic or what? Don't

listen to him. He's just trying to scare
you. Don't interrupt your time of

morning. I know how devastating it is to
lose a loved one. Really? I'll just let

myself out. Thanks.

I mean, really. You know what? It's
time.

It's time to say bye -bye to him
permanently.

Hey, I'm a perjurer. I'm not a killer.
That's your department.

But we're in this together.

Eve.

Hey, Jack Stewart. I heard you were back
in town.

Listen, if you're free this afternoon,
I'd like to explain about that little

misunderstanding at the convention.

Just give me a chance.

All right?

That's great, because I got a limousine
waiting downstairs, and it's got our

name on it.

We're going to do a little sightseeing.
What do you say?

Great. All right, I'll meet you down in
the lobby.

Uh, hold on just a hot second. I did not
pay for a limousine for you to romance

an old flame.

Come on, Amanda. What good is a
limousine if you can't impress a girl

right? And besides, whose credit card is
that limousine on anyway?

Temporarily, I have every intention of
paying you back, assuming your plan

works, which I'm not.

Assuming, that is. It will.

You just relax a little, buckaroo,
because that's what I'm going to do.

What a nice surprise.

I hope it wasn't too much trouble.

At least I could do to make up for what
happened the other night.

From now on, I promise.

Nothing will get in the way of us
getting to know each other again, okay?

FBI. Special Agent Matthew Dickerson.

And Agent Mayer, Organized Crime Task
Force. You're under arrest.

You know, forget about getting
reacquainted, Jack. I think I know you

No, wait a minute. I can explain.

Good. We got a lot of questions.

Dr. Throne's office.

Well, he's not here, but as soon as he
comes in out... Therese, I've got a lot

of thinking to do. I don't want to be
disturbed.

Unless... It's an emergency. An
operating room seven.

Yes, he's on his way.

All right, darling.

Hello?

Anybody here?

Huh.

Dave.

Dave.

Hey, Dave.

Dave, don't mess with that stuff.

That's dangerous.

Dave, come back here.

I gotta get out of here.

I gotta get out of here.

Come on guys, we should have handled it
all.

Dr.

Sloan's office.

Hey, help.

Who is this?

Dolores, they're trying to kill me.

Listen, I do not have time for any
jokes.

No. Hey, it's Mark Sloan.

Yeah, and I'm Aretha Franklin.

It is?

Hey, Aretha.

Yeah? Cheer up on me.

Ready?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Norman, it's Mark. I'm dying.

I'm glad you find it so amusing.

But I feel like I'm fed up with being
the butt of every joke at this hospital,

Mark.

Wait a minute.

Norman, he's trying to kill me. I'm
dying down here. Norman.

I'm sure you are.

But next time, do it at someone else's
expense.

No. No, I'm trapped in the, in the, in
the, what do you call it?

Norman.

I am a busy man, Miss Mitchell, and I
don't have time for Dr. Sloan's childish

and asinine jokes.

I'm not busy, and Lord knows I'm not a
man.

But I don't have time for them either.

He called you too?

Laughing like a fool.

God help us.

He really is dying.

You really were dying.

Did you see that?

I broke down that door with the facts. I
destroyed it.

Tell you again if I have to.

I'm a doctor. And what a brilliant cover
it is, too.

We know all about the theft, the
forgery, the little fine art auction.

You're going to make a great prison
doctor.

This is not what it looks like.

Oh, you're saying you're not peddling
the stolen cream of celery soup and

-crossing the buyer with a fraud?

No, but that's close.

But not for the reason you guys think.

You're going down.

The question is, for how long? Tell us
the names of the people involved.

Hey, did the job?

Maybe you'll get out in time to collect
your first Social Security check. Wait a

minute, wait a minute.

This isn't fair.

Wallace Sterling, he took all of my
money and he disappeared.

I was living in the doctor's lounge.

And my good friend Jack, he told me that
he was going to get my money back

because Sterling didn't have the cream
of celery to go with the cream of

asparagus or the cream of raw milk.

No need to get hysterical, ma 'am.

Well, Jack doesn't have the stolen cream
of celery, but he had one made so that

I could get all of my money back. But
now it doesn't matter because I'm going

jail. It's not even our fault.

Try and control yourself.

It's all right. We understand.

Just stop crying.

Is that true?

Every word.

See who it is.

That's Billy's middleman.

Now, if you believe us, even for a
minute, you guys will get lost.

All right, we go in the closet. We will.
Don't you try anything funny, we come

out shooting.

It's Homer's handbook, chapter number
seven, when in doubt, cry.

When this is over, I want to read that
book. Uh -huh.

Where have you been?

There's been a terrible screw -up.
Somehow the idiots who run this hotel

me out.

Oh, no wonder I couldn't get in touch
with you.

I hope you haven't accepted any bids
while I was gone because I'll double any

offer on the table. But first, I'd like
to see the soup.

It's on its way.

If it's dry.

Listen, that's a young lady that I have
an appointment with. You know what I

mean? At a time like this. Hey, look, I
thought I'd be done with my business.

Thought I'd be celebrating.

When are you going to put a cork in that
raging libido of yours?

You know, this is not a good time for us
to be seen together.

Get rid of the bimbo.

How about a trip to the bathroom?

Wallpaper's lovely. It's fluffed.

Hey. Here, come on in.

Oh, it's a work of art. You're a genius.

All right.

Peter, get behind the couch.

Come on, just get behind the couch.
Watch the cold.

There you go. Get down, get down.

I asked you to drop in.

It's that wallpaper, huh?

Please get this over with. All right.

You got it. Here's the deal.

One and a half million dollars in cash,
you get the payment.

Done. I'll have the money here by 11 .30
tomorrow morning. Good. But before you

see my green, I want to see your celery.

You got it.

All right. I've done my job, Steve. Do
yours. I'll bring the soup, but if you

try to rip me off, I'll snap you like a
piece of celery.

That was very witty.

A simple thank you would have been fine.

I'm very confused.

Well, come on. That's because you're in
the house inhaling paint fumes all day.

You know what I mean? You've got to get
outside in the backyard once in a while.

You're smoking fresh air.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

And they validate parking at the front
desk, okay?

We'll be back later.

You bought yourself some slack. Don't
hang yourself with it.

The insight of you I never knew.

We're almost home.

Oh, no.

I just can't get rid of you, can I?

I never expected to see you around here
again, Mark. Or anywhere else. David

McDonald just tried to kill me.

Is that right?

I'll have to talk to him about that one.
That's not very polite of him.

I wouldn't mind a word with him myself.

Well, I'm sure that you scared him off,
Mark, with all that talk about going to

prison.

Doesn't it bother you that Roger, who
loves you, trusts you, might go to

for a claim he didn't commit?

It really will weigh heavily on my mind
as I sip my pina colada, my gaze

drifting off over a perfect white sandy
beach to the Emerald Sea, and I'll

think, better him than me.

of money money mark hadn't you noticed i
have some hidden assets

You dragged me away from my desk to show
me a jersey that you pulled out of the

trash? That's not just any jersey.

That jersey meant so much to David
McDonnell, he kept it for ten years.

You know what that means?

Yeah. Bonnie Valen paid him enough for
his part in a murder so he could afford

new one.

She killed him.

Oh, sure. Now you say that.

I found David's vitacept packs in her
trash.

The lab tests show they were full of rat
poison.

So now maybe she's got rats that are
into health food.

Look, Dad, I know you're trying to help,
but all this is meaningless unless you

come up with a body and a confession.

How about one of each?

Dad, I am not on the case anymore.

Where's your initiative?

What better way to get back in your
captain's good graces than to catch

Valenskiller? I thought I did that once.

You meet me in Valens' office about a
half an hour and bring a camera.

Dad, you realize where they're going to
put me if the police efficiency task

force falls behind in its paperwork?

Back on the street.

And I do not look good in a meter mage
miniskirt.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You've got
great legs.

Hi. Where should I send the check? It
took me three years of planning to break

into that museum and steal the picture.
You think I'm going to hang it over some

con man I met yesterday?

Hey, I thought we had a special bond
here.

I'm staying here with my soup and my
collateral.

You know, this does not bode well for
our relationship.

Why don't you go in the bathroom?

There he is.

I've got the money. Do you have the
soup? Right here.

Excuse me for one moment.

Hi, could you page Eve Laurie, please? I
believe she's at the pool.

Yeah, if you like that, you should see
the SpaghettiOs I have hanging in my

kitchen.

Eve, it's me.

Oh, please, you didn't fall for that
stupid gag my friends played on me.

No, of course not.

Can I see it?

Listen, I'm just tying up a few loose
ends and I'll head straight down to the

pool as soon as I'm done, okay?

Then I will tell you a very interesting
story.

All right, you got it.

I'll talk to you later.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Oh, Mark, go away.

Mark, there's nothing more you can do to
me.

I admit I've been trying to put the
pressure on you.

Trying to deny you the one thing about
Elliot you did love.

His money.

And you have. You succeeded grandly.

But I didn't realize I might be
responsible for another death.

Death?

Whose death?

Thank God you failed. I don't know how I
would have lived with myself if you

hadn't.

You've lost me completely.

David McDonnell.

Not terribly bright.

Certainly under your spell.

Willing to do anything for you.

including killing me.

What were you afraid of, Bonnie?

That he might try for a lesser sentence
by testifying against you?

This is a little grainy, but you can see
that it was taken yesterday at 3 .25 p

.m.

Where'd you get this?

He thought you killed David with the rat
poison, but he's alive, and he's been

on a run.

That is completely nuts.

He called the police to rats against
you.

They traced the call to a convenience
store in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Got the picture off the security camera.

Right about now, he'll be testifying,
telling him everything he knows before

can get to the airport.

That is such a wonderful performance.

You are good, really.

But I know exactly where Dave is, and I
know exactly where I'm joining him in

the morning.

Yes, you'll be joining him in prison for
attempted murder.

Mark, my plane leaves at 6 o 'clock.

Would you come by and pick me up? Just
give me a list of the airport.

I mean, just for old times' sake.

Remarkable. The way Waldengren uses
colors is stunning. The fluidity, the

vibrancy, its subtle power is dazzling.
Yeah, I'm getting hungry just looking at

it. All right, let's get down to
business.

I got somebody better looking than you
waiting for me down by the pool.

What are you doing here? Third party, I
presume.

You lying, back -stabbing worm.

Tex told me everything.

Who's Tex?

You thought you could buy the painting
with my money, sell it to somebody else,

and keep the difference.

Charlie, I'm impressed.

I didn't think you had it in you. I
don't. I will deal with you later. Right

now, I just want to admire my cream of
celery.

Oh, it takes my breath away.

It's worth every penny. Easy.

you say when you're paid with my money?

Amanda! Ha!

I have been meaning to call you.

I've been working on your cash flow
problem, and good news, your money is

in the bank. This money is mine.

Actually, it's mine.

That's right.

You see, this is what we call a
transaction.

You get the money, and he gets the
painting. I've decided to take it all.

money and the painting.

You learn quick.

FBI! Freeze!

Where do you think you're going, pal?
We're seven flights out.

Well, Jack, do something.

Come on, buddy.

Let's go.

Take him inside.

Yes, sir.

You weren't kidding

when you said you were heading straight
down to the pool.

What a really childish thought.

Be more responsible, Jack.

Poor Dave.

Oh.

Look, this is not what it seems to be. I
can explain this.

Okay.

This is not Dave. I'm going to go get
some help.

I checked with the contractor.

He was going to pour the cement tomorrow
morning. Then we would never have found

Dave. But Mark, you know you had that
picture. You saw him. He was alive.

Bonnie, I used Elliot's computer.

I morphed a picture of Dave onto a
picture of Steve I took at the

mart. You, above all people, should know
better than to trust a photograph.

Well, I do know better than that. I do
know better. Could we talk alone?

Couldn't you just get rid of him and
could we talk? Let's go. We could

it. Mark, I know that you're my friend,
and I know deep down you want to help

me. In your heart, Mark, you know I'm
not guilty.

Mark?

Hey, what's going on? Hi, Jack.

What is that?

This happens to be Elliott Ballin's
Surgeon of the Year Award. Yeah, what's

doing here? That body gave it to me.
Said I earned it. Steve Reiner, you

spilling the dog out?

Well, I didn't make the Special Crimes
Task Force, but at least I'm back on

homicide.

Did you get your teeth cleaned?

No, why?

You've been smiling since you walked in
here.

You know why?

I have unreal news.

Oh, I heard about that. The cream and
celery soup's back in the museum. And

Sterling's in jail. Amanda got her money
back, and the FBI cleared you of any

wrongdoing. No, that's not it.

What could be better than that?

You ready?

Eve Laurie and Lloyd Fleming ran off to
Las Vegas and got married.

After three dates.

Sounds irresponsible.

No. Well, I finally moved out of the
doctor's lounge.

Oh, that's a shame. I was getting kind
of homey in there.

Now I have a new condo, and I'm having
my car delivered to me this afternoon,

and I owe it all to you, Jack.

Yes, you do.

Thank you.

I couldn't ask. for a more responsible
friend.