All language subtitles for Big Time Rush s02e25 Big Time Contest

Hey!

Make sure the dogs are on time for our
big meeting.

Here we are.

And right on time.

Beating you on time?

You guys have never done this before.

Well, it's amazing how much you can get
done when you've sworn off dating girls.

You've sworn off dating girls?

Well, they just ended up moving to New
Zealand on you.

And then you're on again, off again, is
on again, then off again, and it's

exhausting. Since I've sworn off my
fickle dating habits, my IQ has gone up

points. Go ahead, ask me anything.

Okay, who is the first? Alexander
Hamilton.

With the time we save by not chasing
girls, we've increased our hockey

79 % and decreased our showering 98%.
Please increase your

showering.

Yep. It's official.

Big Time Rush is never going on a date
again.

So, what's the big news?

You finally made the cover of Pop Tiger
Magazine.

With their Win a Date with Big Time Rush
content.

Big Time Rush.

Spend a day with the boys of VTR at the
famous Palmwoods.

And wrap up your date with a big -time
party in the very studio the guys record

their hits.

Look, Gustavo, we've sworn off dating.

Mmm, yeah.

No, you haven't! Guys, guys, it's a huge
first step being on the cover of Pop

Tiger. But now we have to work even
harder to climb the cover.

Climb the what? There are three levels
of success on every teen fanzine. The

entry level, located at the bottom of
the mag.

Like, win a date with Big Time Rush.

Or, what? Jordan's big secret.

The rising star level. Mid to high on
the magazine with a bigger picture.

Currently occupied by rapper Mark. And
finally, the superstar level, which

dominates the cover. Currently occupied
by teen vampire queen, Aubrey Stewart.

Another date gone horribly wrong. So we
have to wow these dates and impress the

editors of Pop Tiger so that we can
climb the cover and get to the next

But Gustavo, this timing is terrible.

We're done with date!

We're going on a date!

Stop!

Hey guys, I'm Annie Winters, editor of
Pop Tiger Magazine.

Now we just want you guys to be
yourselves, have fun, and make sure that

dates have the best time ever.

Got it. Okay, let's meet the winners.
First up is James' date for today.

Hello, Jeanette. OMG, I can't believe I
could just spend the whole day with

James Diamond. You don't spend the day
with James Diamond. You experience it.

Carlos,

your date for today is Tiffany.

Tiffany, it is very nice to meet you.

I still can't believe I won.

Kendall, you'll be with Bobby.

Sounds good.

Sweet!

I can't believe I have a date with
Kendall Knight of Big Time Rush.

Yep. Believe it. If you read this little
fella's entry, you'd know he is...

My sister Katie.

switch dates what why jen that seems
really nice well if you like her so much

then we should switch good call you
always do this like your restaurants you

want my meatball sub when your
cheeseburger is perfectly fine it's one

things you love about me i don't want to
switch i

don't get it i mean you're cute but
you're no

bobby sherman

Never heard of you.

Then why did you enter the contest?

I enter every contest. I've won tofu for
life, a guest spot in some guy's music

video.

And now a free trip to L .A. to visit my
sister.

Okay, wait. So you don't want to go on a
date with Big Time Rush?

Why not? My sister works till 5.

Now, according to this, it says you're
the smart one.

Stay, you.

Do my taxing.

Dig in, honey.

I want to go to the park to meet your
sister. No.

I want to go to the park to meet your
sister. No. I want to go to the park to

meet your sister.

Look, you said my sister was schmoke and
hot. And that upsets me. So now we're

going to play Big Time Rush's favorite
video game.

No. Not meeting your sister upsets me.
And you're taking me to the park now.

Because I don't...

Tiger would like to hear the worst date
ever.

Yay,

we're going to the park.

Yay.

Okay, in exchange for switching dates, I
agreed to wax your hockey helmet every

day. Two coats.

Okay.

And you get dibs on all genies,
leprechauns, and wish -crafting amulets.

I find one?

And magic rings.

Magic rings.

Fine. And lastly, you have to give on
any of my organs should you need them

anything else.

Nope, I'm good. Sign here.

And sign here.

Now,

me balsam!

Hey, funny story.

There was a mix -up with the paperwork.
Turns out, Carlos was supposed to date

Jeanette, and I was supposed to date
you.

Kooky mix -up.

Um, all right.

I guess that's okay.

Great. Okay.

So, Jeanette, what would you like to
know about Big Time Rush? Well, I'd love

know what kind of products you put in
your hair, because I'm totally obsessed

with hair and hair care products.

Wait, what?

Over here, gang.

Picture time.

Say cheese.

Yeah! See that, Katie?

They're going to have to light me up. I
can't help it.

Please let me go now.

It's just for the day. And he's got to
have a great time so we can move up Pop

Tiger's cover ladder, make a something,
and please... Do not leave me alone with

him.

Say, Kendall, why don't you get this
lady and I some smoothies?

Uh... And by that I mean, I'll tell the
Pop Tiger lady our date was awesome.

Extra deductions on foot care?

Your tax return is?

$2 ,000?

Oh, Logie, this is the best date ever!

Shut us down. They don't really know.

There ain't nothing they can do that can
tear us apart.

This world we built together.

There ain't no way of knocking it over.

It will be here forever.

Getting closer and closer.

Rodeo Drive, the place with all the
famous footprints, and my sisters.

But first, help me up with my boots.

I would love to, but I've got to go do
something real quick, okay?

punch him, then he tried again, then I
did punch him, then I told him to get

lost, and he did.

He's gone?

Hey, where's Bobby? Boys are a huge new
market for Pop Tiger, so we are really

excited about this play date with you
two.

Bobby, yeah, yeah.

Where isn't Bobby?

You didn't lose him, did you?

What? No, no.

But just out of curiosity, what would
happen if one did lose their Pop Tiger

date?

Oh, well,

would have to distance itself from a
public relations scandal like that, so I

guess Big Time Rush would be banned from
Pop Tiger for life.

Good thing you didn't lose him.

So, where's Bobby?

He went to get us smoothies.

But you're holding smoothies.

He wanted smoother smoothies.

Oh. Well, we will go get photos of the
other guys on their date. Can you and

Bobby meet us at the pool in 15 minutes?
30 minutes?

Perfect. Bobby and I will see you in one
hour.

Okay.

Those are smoothies?

Yes. Hey, I just want to make sure you
dogs don't mess up your date.

Too late.

I didn't lose him. He's just in this
place.

Do you know what Pop Tiger will do if
they find out we've lost a kid?

Yes. They will ban us from the magazine.

They'll ban us from the magazine? That
is way worse than what I thought!

We have got to find that kid.

First you want Tiffany, now you want
Jeanette. All this switching seems mean.

Exactly, which is why I'm trying to fix
the switch by switching back.

Meatball sub.

Ladies! Seems there's been a mix -up
with the mix -up, and the mix -up is,

was no mix -up. Seriously?

So we'll just... Switch back and take
you ladies to our favorite Hollywood

hangout and talk about hair product.

Oh, that sounds great.

So, Tiffany, you said that you were from
Newport, right?

What's it like there? It's awesome. My
dad owns a combination yacht club,

coaster park, ski resort.

We apologize for the misunderstanding.

It's just that a typical Pop Tiger
reader is under 18, not way over under

That's okay, I understand.

I mean, I guess it was kind of silly
entering a teen magazine contest.

I'll just grab a cab to my sister's.

But your typical reader should know what
a sweet, handsome, kind young man Logan

is.

We're really sorry about how this turned
out, Logan.

Oh, it's all good.

You did write down the part about Logan
being handsome, right?

Okay, well, since we're down a couple,
we should probably double up on photos

Kendall and Bobby.

Bobby!

Bobby?

Bobby!

We have plenty of time to find him, and
we just have to find him and... Oh,

there you are.

Time for that date photo.

Where's Bobby?

We don't know.

We don't know because...

Because... Because he's the best hide
-and -seek player ever.

Yes, that's what we're doing. Hide -and
-seek, that is the game that we're

playing, and it is fun.

And don't you worry, because we're going
to find the little monster's hiding

spot.

I love it.

This will be great in next month's
spread.

Get some photos of Kendall looking for
Bobby.

You know, the coffee's great, but you
know what's really good? The meatball

Well, uh, we're not hungry.

So, how about you go get us some
coffees, James?

So, are you girls looking forward to
going to the party tonight?

Yeah, I really... Oh, sorry, just a
second, sorry.

Wrong number.

As we're saying.

Well, I was wondering.

Okay,

go on. Well, I was.

Carlos Garcia.

Mr. Carlos Garcia. You have a call for
Mr. Swartz.

I'm going to be right back. I'm going to
go destroy someone.

James, it is not fair to our date. Keep
switching back and forth.

I think that we should just focus on
showing them a good time before the

tonight. Playing hardball, huh?

What if I get you a monkey? No.

A butler. No.

A monkey butler.

Let

me

guess.

Someone need a taxi?

Louie? Are you driving me to my
sister's?

Nope. I'm driving you to the Santa
Monica Pier, Rodeo Drive, the place with

famous handprints, then to your sister.

But I thought I wasn't your typical Pop
Tiger reader.

Rona, there is nothing typical about
you.

Before we hit the party, this is
Palmwoods Park, where VTR plays touch

where we hide in trees when necessary,
and... picks flowers for

really cool girls.

Sorry,

I have a really embarrassing sneeze.

That's okay. I know a lot of guys who
like cute sneezes like that. In fact,

James... Hey,

James.

Hey, buddy.

Can I get a word with you?

We should take Jeanette to the party. I
mean, she's so cute. And we belong

together. I'm not switching anyone.

James, these dates are not about us.
It's about showing these two incredibly

nice girls a great day.

You know what? There was another mix -up
with the contest.

I know. I mean, I was supposed to be
with Jeanette all along.

Can you believe it? No, actually,
Tiffany and I are both supposed to spend

day with Carlos.

I like this mix -up.

And I can't believe you punched out that
sailor. Hey, he had it coming. What am

I, a loaf of bread?

So, you go check in on your sister, and
then we'll head over to the party.

No, I think I'm going to skip the party.
Skip the party?

Then who am I going to take as my date
tonight?

I have the perfect girl for you.

Get out here and meet Logay in a fast
time's rush.

My niece, she's just like me, only not
as good looking.

It's pronounced Logang.

Hello, Muriel.

Hi.

Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

Bobby!

You did lose him, didn't you?

No.

Really? Well, then tell me all about
your date with Bobby so that I can

it, and then show me Bobby so we can go
to the party.

Where? Or your band from the magazine.

Well, uh, we chilled out in the crib,
uh, had horsey back

ride, played horses in the park, and
Bobby has incredible guns, and, uh, oh,

uh, and, uh, he wears a harness, and
just give him a couple pillows, and he

could live in the swirly slot.

He doesn't look very happy well if he
just apologized to my sister

for trying to smooch her he can have one
dance with me at the party holy shamoly

i'm sorry katie i really am and thanks
kendall for the best date ever did you

write down that part about him having
the best date ever okay well let's get a

photo and

Final pictures for next month's big time
story?

Yep. Contest winners Jeanette and
Tiffany have a blast with Tyler.

Switch.

Switch.

Logan makes a new friend from an older
contest winner.

Bobby gets to dance with Kendall's
sister.

Back it up. Back it up a little bit.

Sort of.

Easy, Bobby. Easy, Bobby.

And James can't get enough of Pop
Tiger's buffet.

Another meatball sub?

Hit me.

Yep, this is definitely a cover story.

We're on the cover.

the back of your body and I rule the
world. I treat my love to everybody. Get

up, up out of your seats. Kick it off
these shoes like you're down at the

Jump up, up, up on the beach singing
ayo, ayo, ayo, up, up out of your seats.

Be who you are. Love is all you need.
Your love is peace, grace, and wannabe.

Singing ayo and I rule the world.

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