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[Ava] So, as you may recall,
a little while back
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Turns out these clowns were up
to a lot more than we knew.
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Welcome to Abbott Elementary,
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the best elementary school
in the universe.
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What's the deal with
all the cameras?
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We have, like,
a Vanderpump thing going on.
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- Don't worry about it.
- No!
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No. I think
I'll be spending my time
on the other side of the camera.
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- Thank you very much.
- See?
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- Yeah, okay.
- Totally get that.
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- [Dennis] What are we doing?
- [Charlie] Go, go, go. Go.
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[Frank] Close that door
and lock it.
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- Okay. I got an idea.
- [Dennis] Frank,
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let's not make this
a whole thing, please.
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- [Mac] Just a quick in and out.
- [Dee] The faster
we get it done,
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- the better.
- [Frank] I see
an opportunity here.
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[Charlie] How's a school
an opportunity?
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[Frank] It's not just a school.
It's a gold mine.
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then we could be outta here
in a week. All right?
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Look, I don't wanna get lice
from one of these kids.
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Did you guys know that
Black people can't get lice?
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Dee, that's, like, crazy racist.
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No, no, no. That's just science.
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It's the lice who are racist.
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- [Dennis] All right.
Hold on, hold on.
- Racist lice?
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She's a dud. She's a giant dud.
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But I have an idea:
You follow me around,
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make me the star
of whatever this is,
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and I will make this shit pop.
Right?
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I'll steal her man. I'll expose
her for the dud she is.
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What do you think?
Let's work together.
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Huh? Oh.
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No. No. What are you
[stammers] We're just doing
the one thing, okay?
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You guys are talking
about five different things.
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For Christ's sake,
you're all over the place.
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What talent?
What you talking about?
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Yeah. There's kids, like,
that are taller than me.
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I say we recruit one
for the basketball team
at St. Joe's.
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- No, no, no.
- Dude. Great idea, man.
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- They've been sucking ass, bro.
- We are just doing
the one thing. Okay?
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My mind was going
to terrible places.
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Anyway, they got off that idea
and bounced to the next one
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like one of those ADHD kids.
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The only thing I will say is,
their coffee was fantastic.
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These people were passionate,
but dumb as shit. [chuckles]
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'Cause at some point
they argued themselves
right into conspiracy theories.
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- So it had to be a hoax.
- [Frank] Of course. Yes.
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I mean, steel would not melt
at that temperature.
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I mean, take fire to steel
and see if it melts. It won’t.
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- [Frank] This is good.
- [Charlie] A little pitchy
at times.
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- [Dennis] Very good singer.
- Very nice.
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- He's a little pitchy,
but it's fine.
- Yeah? But [stammers]
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My main concern is he's
coming off like kind of a nerd.
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You know we've already
got our nerd.
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- We need a bad boy.
- We do.
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Hey, Steven, would you say
you’re a bad boy?
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Okay. She was right.
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Between fighting teachers,
pissing in lockers
and the boy band thing,
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I should have booted their ass.
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Because that white woman
was going in.
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Knock, knock, knock.
I've got a piping hot
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caramel macchiato for a Melissa.
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That's me.
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- Oh, there you are.
- Thank you, Dennis.
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It's my pleasure.
Absolutely. Hey, Go birds.
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- Go birds.
- Hey, listen.
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Um, might I trouble you
with a query?
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Okay, I'm gonna
stumble through one.
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Don't worry if you get it wrong.
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- Okay. Yeah.
- Let's just try it for time.
Okay? Um
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Okay. And
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♪ Caitlin Clark
And Angel Reese ♪
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♪ Captain Sully hit some geese ♪
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♪ Marijuana legalized ♪
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- Fair. Fair.
- Yeah. That's a good question.
Like
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So we realized that the kids
don't know anything
about 9/11 really.
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It's like a joke
or a meme to them.
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And, like,
"Never forget," you know?
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We said, "Never forget,"
and they seemed
to have forgotten.
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I love this.
I mean, I love this.
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Human beings
have been educating one another
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- [Dee] Goddamn pricks!
- Always a step ahead of us!
Fuckers!
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I mean, the Ed Hardy jeans.
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- The spiked hair.
- [Dee] Yeah!
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[Mac] Plus the eyeliner!
That was my look.
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- He stole it from me.
- [Charlie] It was your look,
Mac!
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That has been your look!
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- [Dennis] Goddamn Fall Out Boy.
- [Charlie] This goddamn
Fall Out Boy.
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I've got nothing for this.
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for every minute
of content they could.
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It reminded me of that verse
on DMX’s "What You Want."
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"There was Brenda,
LaTisha, Linda, Felicia."
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I wasn’t mad at it.
It was a bop.
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Look, at the end of the day,
did I like those people?
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No. I did not.
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But I will admit
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Yes, no. Fair. Um, yeah.
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Well, listen,
we just wanted to let you know
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that our experience with you
really touched us.
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You know, you blindsided us
with your heart
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and your care
for those children.
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And while Frank is sorry
that he couldn't be here today,
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He must’ve ripped out
about a hundred feet of copper.
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But on the bright side,
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the state was gonna make us
move out some old pipes,
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so actually he saved
us a few grand
in construction costs.
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I’m gonna lose my job
if anyone sees this,
so burn those tapes.
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