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The Luthi Desi Comedy Hour.
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With special guest stars Ida Lupino and
Howard Duck.
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With Vivian Vance, William Frawley, and
Little Ricky.
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And now, let's return to...
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Today's episode of Hope Springs Eternal.
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Will Hope call off her marriage date
with wild -mannered Rodney?
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Will Rodney cancel his impending
departure so that wedding bells may
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Or will he let his inability to make a
decision stand in the way of true
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happiness?
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Let's listen.
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Hope, darling, don't take it so hard.
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But, Rodney... It's not forever, Hope.
Must you leave just now?
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Now that we've found true love?
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I... I must have time to think.
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Rodney, I want you to know I'll always
be waiting for you.
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This isn't goodbye, Hope, my love.
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It's just...
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Farewell.
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Does Rodney really mean farewell?
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Will he return?
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Tune in tomorrow at the same time for
Hope. I will. I will.
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know about that, honey.
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I could wake up the kids every morning.
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But camps usually have a bugler for
that.
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Oh.
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Then I could wake up the bugler.
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Please, Mommy.
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Well, all right. I guess you can take
it.
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Where are you and Daddy going for your
summer vacation?
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Same place we went last year.
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But you didn't go anyplace last year.
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Well, that's where we're going this
year.
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Look, honey, you take these upstairs and
put them next to your suitcase, and
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I'll pack them later. That's a good boy.
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Oh, hiya there, partner.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Are you getting ready to go to scout
camp?
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Daddy, can I take Mommy along with me?
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I'm afraid not. Mommy's going to go to
scout camps.
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Oh.
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Sorry, Mommy.
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I wonder if the Cub Scouts have a camp
for den mothers.
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Well, I got good news for you.
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Don't tell me you know of one.
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I never cared much for him.
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Well, he came over today, and somehow or
other we started to talk about summer
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vacations. He never remembers my name. I
bet he's met me a hundred times. Well,
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he's a little absent -minded, but he's a
nice guy. I think he's a big bore.
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Oh, he has this place. How do you do?
How do you do? Very pleased to meet you.
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Lucy.
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How do you do? What?
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Harry has a lodge up in the mountains,
and he's invited us to use it next week.
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Vermont someplace.
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He gave me the name. I got it right
here.
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It's called Lake Wazzahazzagattacapoo.
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Lake Wazzah... Let me see that.
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That's Lake Wazzahazzacapoo.
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Well, anyway, I got Vermont right.
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Gee, if we're going next week, I better
start getting my things together.
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And you know the best...
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there so we can ask the Mertzes to go
with us.
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Oh?
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Yeah. He said that the fishing is just
great. He says there's loads of fish
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there. Fred and I can have a ball.
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I think I'm going to tell him right now.
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Wait a minute, honey.
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Do we have to ask the Mertzes to go with
us?
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What do you mean?
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Well, just this once, couldn't we go
without them?
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Why, honey, we haven't taken a vacation
without the Mertzes in years.
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I know, I know, but I thought just this
once it might be fun and a lot more
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romantic if we just went away by
ourselves.
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You know, just the two of us.
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Well, you don't look very happy about
the idea.
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Oh, I'm happy about, you know, being
alone and everything like that. It's
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that... Well, who am I going to go
fishing with?
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Me, I love fishing.
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You hate fishing.
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Well, I know, but if I'm all alone...
with you, I'll force myself to love it.
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Oh, honey, if we don't ask their
mercies, we're going to hurt their
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Oh, honey, they'll understand. All you
have to do is tell them why we're not
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asking them.
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Me?
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What should I tell them? You're the one
that doesn't want them.
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Oh, now, honey, it's easy.
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All you have to do is tell them that a
friend of yours has asked us up to his
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lodge at Lake Wachasakapu. How can I
tell them? I can't even pronounce it.
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Well, tell them we're going to Vermont.
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If it's that simple.
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You tell him, huh?
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You're the man in the family. You wear
the pants.
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What do you call those things you're
wearing?
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Pedal pushers.
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What were we saying about them, dear?
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About who?
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The Mercers.
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The Mercers?
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Ethel and Fred.
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Oh.
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Oh, the Mercers. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes. What great friends we are.
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Yeah. And how we've never been apart.
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And how does the rest of it go, dear?
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You're the one with the memory.
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I get the feeling they're trying to tell
us something.
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That's funny. I get the feeling they're
trying not to.
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Look, uh, we're going to a lodge in the
mountains next week.
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Hey!
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advance yet.
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That's a lot of money, 50 bucks a day.
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That's 50 bucks a week.
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Oh.
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Oh, so you're going to Atlantic City,
huh?
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Well, what a shame. We were just going
to ask you to go to the mountains with
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us. Oh, thanks anyway, honey, but we
kind of got our hearts set on the
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Oh, what a crime.
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It's a beautiful lodge, and Ricky says
that the fishing is great.
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Good fishing, huh? Yeah.
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Why don't we go to the mountains with
them? We can go to the seashore next
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That's a great idea.
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I'll write the hotel and get my money
back.
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Oh, Fred, remember what the man said.
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No refunds.
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Like I was saying, this is the year for
the seashore.
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Ah, it's too bad we can't spend our
vacations together.
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Yeah, it sure is.
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Gee, Ethel, I've never been so
disappointed in my whole life.
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out to be.
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All this time planning their vacation,
they weren't even going to ask us to go
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with them.
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Where are you?
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Right here, putting the groceries away.
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What are you doing in your pajamas?
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What else am I going to wear if I'm
going to go to sleep?
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Sleep? At this hour?
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It's only 8 .30.
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Well, I know. We've got to get some
rest. We're going to get up at 5 o
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the morning to go fishing.
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Good night.
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Honey? Hmm?
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I thought maybe we could take a
moonlight stroll along the lake.
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Maybe tomorrow night. I'm pretty pooped.
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Whatever happened to that hot -blooded
Latin I married?
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Latins can have dire blood, too.
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Ricky Ricardo, you come here.
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Just come over here.
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Look at that beautiful moon.
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Look at the way it shines on the lake.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
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Yep. What?
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Means it's going to be nice and clear
tomorrow for fashion.
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You should have married a fish. Oh, now,
honey.
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Well, if it's going to be like this, we
might as well go right back home.
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Now, look, dear.
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I would love to take a moonlight stroll
with you if I wasn't all dressed up for
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bed.
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Well, I'll fix that.
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You just put this on, and you won't have
any excuse why you can't take a little
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moonlight stroll with me.
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What's my guitar doing here?
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Oh, well, I just thought maybe sometime
when we were out on the lake together,
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you could serenade me. Oh, no.
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Why not?
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Well, that scared the fish away.
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Well,
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just a minute, will you? I don't want to
get a shill. Oh, it would be too bad if
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you got a shill. The house plant.
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How did you get in?
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Always check for unlocked windows. A
little trick I learned when I used to
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Sam Spade.
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Good old absent -minded Harry Bailey.
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He was going to leave the key on the
ledge above the door.
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Yeah, well, it's a good thing for us he
is absent -minded. Otherwise, he would
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have locked the window.
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Harry isn't the only absent -minded one.
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If you'd remember to fill the gas tank,
we wouldn't have had to walk these last
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two miles.
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Okay, so I forgot. Hey, it's a crazy
lodge, isn't it? Yeah.
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Well, I'm glad to get here. I'm
exhausted.
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You're exhausted.
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You made me carry the luggage.
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So what? You made me carry you.
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Oh, sweetheart, I'm so glad this
personal appearance tour is over. Yeah,
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honey, it's been a grind, but we both
agreed it's important to keep contact
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the public.
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I didn't realize we'd lose contact with
each other.
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Do you know we haven't spent one minute
alone since we left California?
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Yeah, I know, honey, but thanks to good
old Harry Bailey, we're going to be
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alone for a whole week.
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Uh, sweetheart.
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Do you have to keep these things on
forever?
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It's night.
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Well, you're not going to have to hide
behind these things up here. I'm the
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one around, and I already have your
autograph.
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Come on, let's get organized.
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Oh, isn't it exciting?
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Just think, the two of us alone together
for a whole week in this romantic
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place. No people, no press, no
photographers.
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It's going to be divine.
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Howard, look.
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Huh? A swimming pool, and it's bigger
than ours.
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Honey. That's a lake.
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You're supposed to fortune to keep it
heated.
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Hey, look.
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Old Harry even left us some food. How
about that? Good old Harry.
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Now we won't have to hike into the
village for breakfast in the morning.
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come on. Let's unpack.
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Yes.
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Oh, Howie, we'll take that bedroom over
there.
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Uh -uh. This one here.
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Because it's closer and I'm beat.
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Come on, let's turn in. But, Howie, it's
so early.
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And this place has such a romantic
atmosphere.
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So? Well, I thought maybe we'd build a
fire
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and kind of snuggle in front of it.
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Oh, honey, I didn't come up here to
work.
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When is snuggling with me work?
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Oh, honey, of course it isn't, but
building a...
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and go fishing, you see.
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Oh.
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All right.
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If you're going fishing in the morning,
I'm going with you.
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Are you kidding?
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You never got up before noon in your
life unless you got paid for it.
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To be alone on a lake with you.
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I'd get up at dawn for free.
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Okay. All right, honey.
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We'll get up at five.
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Because that's what time dawn is.
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You see, Ida, honey, the fish bite best
at dawn. It's when they eat their
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breakfast. Can't we catch the ones that
eat brunch?
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How much more can you take?
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I could watch it forever.
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Well, maybe we should spend our vacation
at Cape Canaveral.
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Oh. Come on, I gotta get some sleep.
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Fishing? Yeah.
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What time is it?
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Five o 'clock.
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Five o 'clock?
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You'll wake up the fish.
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Now, come on. Come on. You said you
wanted to go fishing with me, so you got
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get up. Now, I left a cup of coffee and
a donut on the breakfast counter. Where?
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On the breakfast counter.
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Oh, thank you.
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Where are the car keys?
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Huh? The car keys.
247
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:03,260
Where are they?
248
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I think I left my sunglasses in the car,
so I'm going to look for them.
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Five o 'clock in the morning.
250
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:30,550
I thought you were going fishing with
me. Come on. Go away.
251
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Or I'll report you to the Screen Actors
Guild.
252
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:36,050
Come on. Up, up, up, up. Honey,
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come on.
254
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,090
Get up. And make me some breakfast, all
right?
255
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,190
Oh, I made breakfast hours ago.
256
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:47,870
I made breakfast, vacuumed the rugs,
dusted the woodwork. Thanks a lot.
257
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,340
And you spend the other half telling me
about it.
258
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,060
Come on, I'll help you look.
259
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,600
I could have sworn I left them in the
car.
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just like a sunset, except he goes up
instead of down.
261
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,950
Come on, honey, get dressed. I'm going
down to the lake and take a look at
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Harry's boat.
263
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,250
Come on, get a move on. It's getting
late.
264
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:03,210
Late? How can it get late so...
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00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:52,850
Harry Bailey.
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These are not mine.
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Mine are prescriptions.
268
00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:57,490
Whose are those?
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00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,750
Harry's, I guess. I guess you forgot
them.
270
00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:04,450
Say, I'll bet you dropped your glasses
in that box of groceries you brought in
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last night. I'll look.
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How do you do?
273
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,680
How do you do?
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How do you do?
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What are you doing here?
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Harry Bailey, the owner of this lodge,
he said that we could use it for the
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week. Oh, I see. Well, Harry is our
agent, and he said that we could use the
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lodge for this week.
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00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,980
Good old absent -minded Harry. He's done
it again.
280
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,520
Well, isn't this just peachy? Harry!
281
00:24:33,550 --> 00:24:34,550
the general store in the village.
282
00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:36,730
I just got a phone call from Mr. Bailey.
283
00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:40,430
He says to tell the folks who are
staying here that he forgot to say
284
00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:41,430
another couple coming up.
285
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,230
And he hopes you won't mind.
286
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,210
Okay. I told you.
287
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:47,250
Thanks. We got the message.
288
00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:50,050
Say, don't I recognize you?
289
00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:52,350
I suppose you do, darling.
290
00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:53,990
Not you, lady. Him.
291
00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:56,790
Ain't you Ricky Ricardo?
292
00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,430
Yeah.
293
00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:02,100
Me and the missus went to New York once.
and we stopped at your nightclub on one
294
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,100
of them two -dollar tours.
295
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:07,600
I sure like the way you sing Baby Lou.
296
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,620
Thank you, thank you. I could listen to
you all night, but the bus was leaving
297
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,620
for Chinatown.
298
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,640
Hello. Hello.
299
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,580
I'd like to tell the missus about this.
300
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,600
Don't they go to movies?
301
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:36,540
I guess one of us is going to have to
leave.
302
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:37,940
Yeah.
303
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:39,540
Yeah.
304
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,620
One of us. Yeah.
305
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:50,820
Well, I guess there's only one thing to
do, and that's toss for it.
306
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:55,320
Okay. Call it, Ricky. Well, I don't
think that's a very good... Hedge, you
307
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,160
What were you saying, Mrs. Ricardo?
308
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,760
Me?
309
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040
Nothing.
310
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,660
That's too bad, honey. They won fair and
square.
311
00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:05,770
I sure feel terrible about this.
312
00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:08,650
Do you feel terrible enough to toss
again? No.
313
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:12,830
Let's pack.
314
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:14,590
Yeah. And wait a minute.
315
00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:20,070
Gee, we, uh, we don't want to rush you.
Well, you know, if you don't mind, I
316
00:26:20,070 --> 00:26:23,070
would kind of like to get into at least
one day's fishing.
317
00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:24,950
Oh, do you two like to fish?
318
00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:26,870
Oh, I love it. She can't stand it.
319
00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:28,710
Neither can Lucy.
320
00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:32,610
Listen, that gives me an idea.
321
00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:36,460
Yeah? This place is big enough for all
of us.
322
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,180
Why don't the four of us stay here and
you and I can go fishing?
323
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:42,040
Well, that sounds like a wonderful idea.
324
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:43,420
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.
325
00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:46,780
Yes? Can I speak to you for a moment,
please?
326
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,240
Excuse me a minute? Oh, sure.
327
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,940
What's the matter with you? What are you
going to do that for? We won the toss.
328
00:27:04,010 --> 00:27:07,750
but you know how you hate fishing.
Besides, I thought you loved spending a
329
00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:09,150
week with two big movie stars.
330
00:27:09,570 --> 00:27:13,070
Well, ordinarily I would, but this week
I was looking forward to being all alone
331
00:27:13,070 --> 00:27:14,070
with you.
332
00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:16,710
What's so special about being all alone?
333
00:27:20,470 --> 00:27:23,550
Are you sure you're a full, hot -blooded
Latin?
334
00:27:25,630 --> 00:27:30,090
Look, honey, it just doesn't seem nice
to ask Howard and Ida to leave.
335
00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:39,410
down at the boat. Well, come on.
336
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:41,050
We're going to have a great week
together.
337
00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:42,990
Have a good day, Gerald. Have a good
time.
338
00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:54,170
For
339
00:27:54,170 --> 00:28:01,270
this,
340
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:02,590
I got up at dawn.
341
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:07,250
I'm sorry if I seem selfish.
342
00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,430
I mean about not wanting you around.
343
00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:12,170
It's just that I was hoping to be alone
with my husband.
344
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,070
Oh, I understand, darling.
345
00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:16,050
I was hoping to be alone, too.
346
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,230
Well...
347
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,180
You'd have had a better time at the
Fulton Fish Market.
348
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,160
Well, anyway, wait till my friends find
out that I spent my vacation cleaning
349
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,720
fish with a big movie star.
350
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,560
Yeah.
351
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,160
You'll be the envy of all the alley cats
in the neighborhood.
352
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:03,040
You know, I wouldn't mind the boys
fishing all day if they just didn't
353
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,260
evening playing gin rummy.
354
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,000
I wouldn't mind the gin rummy in the
evening if they didn't dash to bed at
355
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,320
so they won't be too tired to go fishing
in the morning.
356
00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:16,200
You know, I think it's about time we did
something about this.
357
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,900
Please. You're so right.
358
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,180
What do we do?
359
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,740
We ought to be able to think of
something. After all, darling, let's not
360
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,720
We still have our womanly wiles.
361
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,300
You're right.
362
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:30,900
It's been so long since I used them, I
forgot I had them.
363
00:29:39,370 --> 00:29:40,870
Now, listen, this is what we'll do.
What?
364
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:46,050
This evening, when the boys are playing
gin, you and I enter, wearing our most
365
00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:48,850
glamorous dresses and drenched in exotic
perfume.
366
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:53,810
Then what? Then, when they see us,
they'll forget all about playing gin
367
00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:55,350
they won't be able to resist us.
368
00:29:55,850 --> 00:29:57,850
They won't? Of course not.
369
00:29:58,510 --> 00:30:02,650
And we'll keep them up so late, they
won't even want to go fishing in the
370
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:03,650
morning.
371
00:30:04,130 --> 00:30:07,570
Ida, you may look like a movie star, but
you think like a wife.
372
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,180
Doubling mistakes. Now, give me a chance
to get even.
373
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
You're the doctor.
374
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:51,260
Yep.
375
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,040
Well?
376
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:57,760
Sweetheart, I've been on the boat all
day long. I can help smelling fishy.
377
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,480
Howie, baby.
378
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,300
Hmm? I thought this evening we'd take a
moonlight boat ride.
379
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,860
Sounds like a good idea.
380
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,620
You really think so?
381
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,520
Yeah, you two go right ahead.
382
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:27,800
Listen, sweetheart, I meant you and I.
383
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,240
Ooh, it's such a lovely evening.
384
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,960
Honey, I've been out on a boat all day
today. I'm going to be out all day
385
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,560
tomorrow, so what do I want to go out on
a boat tonight for?
386
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:48,060
Ricky, darling, I thought perhaps we,
you and I, not I, then me, could take a
387
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:49,520
moonlight stroll along the lake.
388
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,300
Again?
389
00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:59,230
We've had our moonlight stroll for the
season.
390
00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:03,510
Listen, sweetheart.
391
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:07,390
We haven't taken a moonlight stroll.
392
00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:10,930
What do you call that two -mile hike we
took when we ran out of gas?
393
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:19,750
Ricky, darling, perhaps we could go out
and sit on the porch and you could...
394
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,720
Right in the bottom, wouldn't you know?
395
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:40,000
Oh, boy. Well, I think I bliss you.
396
00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:41,220
You sure did.
397
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:45,060
Uh, uh, does that mean the game's ended?
398
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,479
That's right.
399
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,360
Oh, wait a minute, Frankie. You can't
quit now. You're way ahead of me.
400
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,100
Okay, we'll play some more.
401
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,080
Honey,
402
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,400
I'm awfully thirsty. Will you get us a
couple of glasses of beer, please?
403
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,860
ring -sweet nothings in your cute little
ear.
404
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,880
Yeah, well, cut it out, will you? Ricky
will think you're telling me something
405
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880
about his hand.
406
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,060
of some potato chips, will you?
407
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:08,060
Yes.
408
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:19,540
What are
409
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:26,219
you doing?
410
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,780
I just want to sit on your lap.
411
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,120
We're praying, Jen.
412
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,400
Well, go right ahead. Just pretend I'm
not here.
413
00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:38,150
I can't see the cars or anything. Don't
you like me sitting on your lap?
414
00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:37,010
Why don't we play?
415
00:36:37,350 --> 00:36:38,630
What else? Old me.
416
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:48,210
Well,
417
00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:53,090
I'll say one thing.
418
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:57,010
Either we're getting used to the smell
or the boys are catching sweet a fish.
419
00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:01,490
Ricky said this was going to be like a
second honeymoon.
420
00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:03,010
So did Howard.
421
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:07,120
There's only some way we could keep them
from going fishing every day. How are
422
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,520
you going to do that? Drain the lake?
423
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,200
Hey! Oh, come on.
424
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:15,380
No. No, no, no. I saw some tools out in
the garage. Yeah?
425
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:18,400
We could drill holes in their boat.
426
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,680
We need lots more morning to get in.
It'll be three feet underwater.
427
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,540
Brilliant idea.
428
00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:24,860
Thank you.
429
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:28,500
It's brilliant.
430
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,180
But it may be a little too much.
431
00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:40,230
I guess it is too nasty.
432
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:13,150
we should pay a little more attention to
the girls.
433
00:38:13,610 --> 00:38:16,070
I had a feeling they were kind of
hinting at it last night.
434
00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:18,150
You may be right, Rick.
435
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,550
Ida hasn't bitten my ear since our
honeymoon.
436
00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:24,450
I tell you what.
437
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,770
Why don't we roam over to the island
tonight for a picnic supper? It'd be a
438
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:28,770
beautiful moonlight night.
439
00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,009
Great idea.
440
00:38:30,010 --> 00:38:32,490
We'll go on to town and get some food so
the girls won't have to cook.
441
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:33,810
Good.
442
00:38:33,970 --> 00:38:36,630
You know, I may even break down in
shade. This thing's getting pretty
443
00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:37,930
Yeah, mine too.
444
00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:40,650
I don't know how those Cubans can stand
it.
445
00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,590
Say, let's surprise them. We won't tell
them anything until we come back from
446
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:48,230
town. Well, how are we going to keep the
girls from going into town with us and
447
00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:49,230
finding out?
448
00:38:49,930 --> 00:38:50,950
Don't you worry about a thing.
449
00:38:52,570 --> 00:38:53,830
This, I'll take care of it.
450
00:39:30,830 --> 00:39:33,590
from the village with a basket full of
food, champagne.
451
00:39:34,310 --> 00:39:36,810
They're taking us on a picnic supper
over to the island.
452
00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:38,470
The island?
453
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,570
How do they expect to get us over there?
454
00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:42,650
On the S .S. Swiss cheese.
455
00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:44,510
Oh.
456
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:47,690
I suppose we'll just have to move the
picnic to the lodge.
457
00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:48,908
Oh, no.
458
00:39:48,910 --> 00:39:52,210
No, I don't want to miss this
opportunity with Ricky. The moonlight
459
00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:53,210
romantic island.
460
00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:04,110
Got some way to plug up these holes.
461
00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:05,330
Good luck.
462
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:16,020
seats and just stay here for a while.
Yeah, come on. Honey, come up here and
463
00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:17,940
next to Daddy, huh? Yeah, come on, dear.
464
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:19,180
Come on.
465
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,520
Oh, thanks. Thanks, Ricky.
466
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:23,460
Here we are.
467
00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:27,580
Is this fun? Yeah.
468
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,060
Hey, uh, Ricky, how about a little
ceremony, huh?
469
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,360
Well, all right.
470
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:34,620
What would you like to hear?
471
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:35,860
Something short.
472
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,780
Do you throw my gum away, please?
473
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:09,360
What are you throwing away?
474
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,760
Well, Ida's a much better gum thrower
than I am.
475
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,400
Oh, yes, she's right.
476
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,380
Listen, I'm the greatest little gum
thrower in the whole world.
477
00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:18,780
Oh.
478
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:20,260
We're drifting, Ricky.
479
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,760
Help me with the anthem, will you?
Excuse me, Lucy.
480
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,100
Okay.
481
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,660
Just want you to come closer.
482
00:47:55,050 --> 00:47:57,530
But we should get back so that Howard
can take care of that coat.
483
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:01,690
Yeah. Well, I sure had a lot of fun
fishing with you. I had a grand time,
484
00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:05,070
I'd be sure to send me my half of the
bill to get Harry's boat fixed.
485
00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:09,750
All right, but I still think I should
pay for it. After all, it was my wife's
486
00:48:09,750 --> 00:48:11,610
bright idea to drill the holes.
487
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,990
Now, don't give her all the credit. We
collaborated.
488
00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:16,750
Oh, yeah.
489
00:48:16,950 --> 00:48:18,870
Well, don't brag about it.
490
00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:21,350
Ricky, I do feel terrible about your
guitar.
491
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,140
We're going to spend every minute of it
together.
492
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,360
Really, Ricky?
493
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,020
You betcha. Just the two of us.
494
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,120
Surprise!
495
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,560
Surprise! Surprise!
496
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497
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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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498
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:14,900
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499
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:15,799
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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500
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,578
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
501
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:16,999
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
502
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:17,718
Surprise! Surprise!
503
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:17,860
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504
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:17,880
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505
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:17,880
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506
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:17,880
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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507
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:17,920
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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508
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:18,000
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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509
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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510
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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511
00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:23,900
Surprise
512
00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:44,650
Well,
513
00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:48,010
that's the last we'll see of our
husbands until we go home.
514
00:49:48,470 --> 00:49:49,470
Yeah?
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