All language subtitles for i_love_lucy_s07e02_the_celebrity_next_door

The Lucy Desing Comedy Hour.

With special guest star Tallulah
Bankhead.

With Vivian Vance, William Froley, and
Little Ricky.

Come on, honey.

Look, we're doing this number for you on
the parent -teachers association show.

The least you can do is come down and
watch us. Well, honey, run over it

Get it in a little better shape. I'll be
right down.

All right.

Lucy, are you spying out of the window
the new neighbor's moving in?

Certainly not.

Well, all right.

Is Mama going to be in the show, Daddy?

Oh, yeah, yeah. She's going to do a few
things.

She's the chairman.

She's the emcee.

She's going to tell jokes.

She's written a sketch for the sixth
graders.

And she's going to do a number with Ann
Ethel. How come she isn't going to sing

with us?

We're just lucky, I guess.

Lucy, are you sure you're not spying out
of the window of the new neighbors?

No, I'm not.

Well, come on down.

Oh, all right, for heaven's sake.

thought you said you weren't spying. I
wasn't.

What are you doing? Getting ready to go
to the races?

Oh, these?

Yeah. Well, I was bird watching.

Bird watching?

Yeah. Do you know that there's a yellow
-bellied woodpecker on our lawn?

No, but I know there's a red -headed
cuckoo in the living room.

You were too spying on the new
neighbors. No, I wasn't. They're not

yet, so there.

Moving van is here. I glanced casually
at that.

Lucy! What?

Lucy! There's a car turning in the
driveway next door. I was about to get

my place.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You better go play some. We'll rehearse
later.

Okay, Daddy. There's a woman driving.

She's getting out of the car.

Oh! Lucy, she's got on a full -length
mink coat. Oh, isn't that a... Uh -oh.

Something happened to our picture tube.

you two are too nosy.

We are not nosy.

We are just displaying a little healthy
curiosity, that's all. Well, don't

forget, curiosity kills the cat.

Yeah, but what a way to go.

Oh,

would you get the door, dear?

Yes.

Oh, she's disappeared.

Oh, but they're moving in the furniture.

Say, she must be either very rich or
very poor.

How can you tell from the furniture?
It's either cheap beat -up junk or

priceless antiques.

Oh, how do you do that?

bother you like this, but could I use
your telephone? I'm your new neighbor,

Tallulah Bankhead. Of course, Miss
Bankhead. I wouldn't know you anyway.

Oh, thank you. I'm Rick Ricardo.

Will you please come in? How do you do,
Mr. Ricardo? Thank you very much. You

have such a charming place here. Thank
you. Right this way, Miss Bankhead. Oh,

thank you.

Lucy. Just a minute, dear. Oh, now I
know how our new neighbor got her mink

coat. She bought it with the money she
saved on that cheap furniture.

Lucy. Oh, look at that crummy looking
couch.

that anyone collects so many
monstrosities.

I bet she's a lady junk dealer.

Lucy, I want you to meet our new
neighbor.

Bankett, this is my wife, Lucy.

How do you do?

Hello.

Miss Bankett wants to telephone.

Telephone? Oh, feel free to call me any
time.

Honey, she wants to use our telephone.

Oh, oh, oh.

You see, mine hasn't been installed yet,
and I would like to telephone an

employment agency to see if I couldn't
get a couple. You don't happen to know

a couple, do you?

A couple of what?

A couple, dear, like a maid and a
butler. Oh!

Oh, I knew what she meant.

Where did you get your couple, Mrs.
Ricardo?

Where?

From the employment agency.

All right.

You see, I'm starting rehearsals for
this new play in New York. On the stage?

Where? How did you guess?

I want a couple, you see. Look after my
home. I'm living just like Dorothy. Oh,

yes. Yes, I know. We couldn't get along
without our couple. I know just what you

mean. Honey, Miss Spankett has a lot of
things to do. All she has is just to use

the phone. Oh. Oh, of course. Thank you.
Of course, Miss Spankett. Any time at

all.

I think of how I acted in front of
Tallulah Bankhead this morning, I could

die. What she must think of me.

Well, I warned you about snooping.

And you were so right.

I swear on a stack of old binoculars, I
will never snoop again.

Good. Gee.

You know, if I hadn't pulled such a
boner, maybe I could have gotten Miss

Bankhead to help us with the PTA
musical.

How do you mean?

Well, you know, she's had so much
experience, she could have given us all

of pointers.

Why do I...

like such a goof always?

Oh, I don't know. I guess it's part of
your charm.

Somebody ought to give me a good swift
kick in the pants.

I'll volunteer.

That is merely a figure of speech.

Hey!

Hey! You know what I'm going to do?

What? I'm going to invite Miss Bankhead
over here for dinner tonight.

Oh, you must be out of your mind. No!

and I'll correct the bad impression I
made. And then when I have her

charmed, I'll ask her to help me with
the PTA show.

What are you laughing at?

Struck me funny.

Canola Bank had a PTA meeting.

I'll never forget you, darling.

Oh, thank you.

We got our phone fixed.

Oh, really?

I thought you were talking on two cans
and a string.

Oh, no.

No, you see, when the telephone company
came out to fix yours, they fixed ours

and the repairman gave me your number.
That big blabbermouth.

How's that? Oh, nothing, darling,
nothing.

Most likely you can't make it, and I'm
sure you have another engagement. In

fact, you probably wouldn't even want to
come over after what happened this

morning, and I certainly don't blame
you. But it was just a thought. Maybe we

can do it another time.

Are you sure you're not talking on two
cans and a string?

Well, I was inviting you over for dinner
tonight. I know you're not unpacked or

settled yet, and you might like to eat
with us, but of course, if you have

plans... Not at all, darling. I'd love
to.

Well...

to stand a big star like you having so
many invitations, so we'll just make it

enough. You would?

It's either that or cooking my own
dinner.

The last time I did that, I set fire to
myself.

I'm so glad you didn't come over. Well,
it's very sweet of you to ask me. I

appreciate you minister.

You are so lucky, you know, to have a
couple. I haven't been able to find any

help yet. Otherwise, I wouldn't think of
imposing upon you.

Oh, you're not imposing a bit. We'll
expect you at eight. Well, thank you,

darling. Thank you so much. Not at all.
Goodbye.

that she wouldn't think of imposing, but
we have our couple and her couple

hasn't come yet.

husband, you'll forget all this
nonsense.

It doesn't matter to Miss Bankhead
whether we have help or not.

Well, it matters to me. She already
thinks I'm a snoop and a bungler. You

want her to think...

what we said about her furniture this
morning?

Well, she was a little upset, but I
smoothed everything over. As a matter of

fact, she's coming over here for dinner
tonight.

No kidding.

Yeah. Come on, sit down. Let's chat a
while. Oh, isn't that great? Isn't that

nice? Come on, pretty boy.

Thank you.

Say, just make yourself comfortable
there.

We're going to have dinner with Tallulah
Bankhead. Hey, how about that?

You think I ought to wear my good black
dress?

Yes, with a little white apron and a
cap.

Why should I wear a thing like that?

So that it'll go with Fred's butler
uniform.

What are you talking about?

Well, I might as well confess I'm in a
jam.

Oh? Yeah. I, uh... I, uh... I need you
two to serve dinner tonight.

What?

favor to me? Absolutely not.

Would you do it if I paid you?

Lucy, I'd like to ask you just one
question. Who do you think you're

Well, I'd like to ask you just one
question. How much?

Ten dollars.

Oh, boy. Ten dollars? Now, Fred, you can
do what you like, but count me out.

You're gonna bottle? You can bottle all
by yourself. Oh, now, Ethel, please,

please, pretty please.

Nothing doing.

Pretty please?

that for you if you took that pretty
please, put sugar on it, poured brandy

it, and lit it.

Well,

Ethel, you leave me but one choice.

You know that song you and I were going
to do for the PTA musical?

We were going to do.

Betty Ramsey's been pestering me to be
in the show, and she does have a lovely

voice. She sings.

Oh, I wouldn't call it that. Well, I
would.

Call it what you want, Ethel. What do
you say?

What time do you want dinner served,
Mom?

Aw, gee, thanks, honey. I'll never
forget this. Neither will I. Now, it's

going to be so bad. Just think how close
you're going to be to a famous actress.

Oh, keen. Maybe she'll autograph a dirty
plate for me.

I ought to. I've been serving dinner to
Fred for 28 years.

Yes, I know, dear, but slapping down a
plate and yelling, Fred, soup's on!

It's not exactly what I had in mind. If
you're going to get nasty about it...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. I just want everything to run

smoothly, that's all, dear.

Now, look, you just serve to the left,
you take away from the right. You can

remember that, can't you?

Oh, it's pretty complicated, but I'll
try. Good, good. Now, let's see.

I'm going to have to have a buzzer to
call you... two from the kitchen. Fred,

come here. I've got an idea.

Come here.

Could you fix a buzzer for me under the
rug? You know, the kind that you press

with your foot?

Well, sure. Good. Good boy. Thank you
very much. Now, let's see. The main

The main view.

This baghead is from the South.

I think I'll have a real Southern menu.

Southern fried chicken, mashed potatoes
and gravy, hot biscuits and syrup,

black -eyed peas, and a strawberry pie.

What do you think of that, Ethel?

Oh, does it matter what the hired help
thinks?

Oh, yes, dear.

You see, I have to go to the beauty
parlor and you're going to have to cook

What?

Westport is really a wonderful place for
adults as well as children. Oh, yes, I

love it here. And speaking of children,
where is that adorable little boy of

yours? I saw him playing outside.

Did you? Well, he's already in bed.

Yeah, he was very tired.

He's been rehearsing all day for a show
that Lucy's putting on for the PTA.

The PTA what?

The PTA.

Parent Teachers Association.

Oh, yes.

And speaking of the show, Miss Bankhead.
Oh, call me Tallulah, darling.

Oh, thank you.

Well, Tallulah.

That's better.

Speaking of the show, and since you're
such a great actress... That's better

still.

Well, I really mean it, too. Oh, I just
think you're wonderful.

Speaking of the show, I thought perhaps
you'd like to go to the PTA meeting with

me tomorrow and help out.

Lucy thought maybe you could coach the
performers.

I would like to do that. Well, I want to
tell you, they just appreciate it so

much. After all, you've had years and
years of experience.

Well, not that many years, darling.

However, you know, I think it would be
fun. I haven't been in a school since

1900.

Well, for years.

I sure would be impressed, I can tell
you that.

I bought him a new uniform this
afternoon.

Shall we? Oh, yes, of course.

Dear? Oh, yes, right this way, Miss
Banker, yes. Now, you call me Tallulah,

big kid. Oh, all right. Thank you,
Tallulah. Thank you, darling.

Yes, I'll sell you.

Thank you, dear. You're welcome.

That was at the back door?

No, dear, that was the buzzer.

What buzzer?

The buzzer under the table that we
always used to call the butler and the

Oh, oh, that buzzer.

What maid?

Ethel May.

Oh, oh, that maid.

I'm terribly remembering names. So am I.
That's why I call everybody darling.

Do you still live in Bedford Village?
No. Yes, Bedford Village. That's right,

darling. Tom Rizzo called it. I was
thinking...

Chicken is my favorite thing of all.

I bet you got hot biscuits, too. Oh, I
bet. We have a saying in the South, take

two and butter them while they're hot.
Oh, that's good, yes.

I love Southern Dennis, don't I?

these days.

Miss Beckett, I mean Tallulah, I thought
that maybe when you get settled here in

Westport, we could show you around the
town, you know? Oh, yes, yes. I'd love

take you into the village and show you
some of our little shops. Well, that's

awfully nice of you because, you know, I
want to find a place called, I think

it's called a hardware store, hardware.

Oh, we have a beautiful hardware store
here.

Oh, good, because I want to get a paint
sprayer, you know.

I bought these little kitchen chairs,
and I thought it'd be rather fun if I

them myself.

Well, look, we have a paint sprayer. Why
don't you borrow ours? Oh, surely. No,

I'll get one myself. Oh, don't be silly.
Use ours.

Now, now, now. Let's not start off our
friendship by borrowing things. It only

leads to trouble.

Oh, trouble. What could happen? Surely.
What are good neighbors for, anyway?

Well, that's very sweet of you. Mashed
potatoes, Miss Bankhead? No, thank you

very much. Whenever I rehearsed a play,
I was on a very strict diet. No, thank

you. But life is short.

live a little.

Oh, you sounded just like you did in The
Little Foxes. Oh, did you see me in The

Little Foxes? Five times.

Five times? Oh, I've seen every play
you've ever been in. I saw Dear Charles

The Green Hat and They Knew What They
Wanted and The Skin of Our Teeth and

and Camille. All your big hits.

You left out Private Lives.

That was my favorite one. Oh. And when I
saw you in that movie, Lifeboat, I

wanted to... Hey, will you please stop
boring Miss Bankhead?

When Miss Bankhead is bored, Miss
Bankhead will let you know.

were in that boat floating around in
that choppy water i was heart sick oh i

started to cry and cry through all the
rest of the picture makes me cry now

thinking about it there's nothing i like
like a good cry at the movies i cried

harder at that movie than any

salty. Oh, it was a sad picture.

Honest to goodness. Ethel May, would you
please pass the mashed potatoes? We'd

like to get on with our dinner.

Thank you, Ethel May.

See, they've been in the family a long
time. They were family retainers, you

know, and they worked for my mother when
I was a little girl. As a matter of

fact, Ethel May was my nanny.

She was a goat?

Nanny means nurse, dear.

Ricky's from Cuba.

Yes, I had a feeling he wasn't from
Alabama.

I feel sorry for them. They're so old,
you know.

Well.

Where have you been? I can't find the
sugar.

I was listening at the door.

Do you know what Lucy had the nerve to
tell Tallulah about me? She said when

was a little girl, I was her nanny.

So that's what she did before I met you.

you hear what she said about you.

For ten bucks, you can say anything she
wants about me.

You rang, Mom?

Ethel May, you seem to have forgotten
the gravy.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mom, but you know how
forgetful us old nannies are.

That will be all, Ethel May.

You bet your sweet life.

through the door like a bull out of a
chute?

Did you have to come out the door just
as I was going in? There's a free door

it. Will you please confine your
bickering to the kitchen?

At these prices, we should have
unlimited bickering.

Will you like some coffee, perhaps?

I'd love some coffee. Yes, let's have
coffee.

I don't know about you, Fred. I don't
know about you, Fred, but I'm quitting.

Me too.

Now listen, even us tightwads have our
breaking point.

Now they're not even answering the
buzzer.

Maybe I'd better go out and see what's
wrong. Will you excuse me? Yes, dear.

Excuse me.

No, she's at the PTA meeting. She'll be
home in a minute. Thank you very much.

Are you still mad?

As a hornet.

I just came over to return this costume
to Mrs. Ricardo and tell her that I

don't care to be in her PTA show.

Well, now, look, Ethel, I don't blame
you for being mad, but Lucy got the

of it, really. When you left, she got up
to go to the kitchen and she thought

she had the napkin in her hand and she
took the whole tablecloth with her. All

the food fell on the floor. It was such
a mess, she started to cry.

Then we told Miss Bankhead the truth. We
told her that you were not the maid and

butler, but that you were best friends.

Mr. Ricardo.

Yes?

I'm Winslow, Miss Bankhead's new butler.

Oh, yes, Winslow. Come in.

Miss Bankhead tells me you have a paint
sprayer we might borrow.

That's right. It's in the garage. We can
go right here to the kitchen.

I'm going to the village this afternoon.
I thought perhaps you might tell me how

much paint the sprayer holds.

Oh, surely.

We'll be right back. Excuse me.

How do you like that? They really walk
that way.

I thought I was kidding.

So did I.

Oh, there you are, Mrs. McHale. I just
came over to return this costume to tell

you that I don't care to be in the weeks
of planning and rehearsing down the

drain. Frankly, after what happened last
night, I wouldn't care to be in any

musical. Just like that they call off
the musical.

sure you can understand my feelings when
you stop.

What did you say?

I said they called off the musical.

What did you say?

They called off the musical? That's
right.

What do you mean, dear?

Well, I took Miss Bankhead to the PTA
meeting with me and of course everyone

very impressed. They started talking
about the show and they started asking

a lot of questions and hanging on her
every word like she was Oscar

or somebody.

and before I knew what happened, they
had changed the whole thing to a

play with Miss Bankhead in the lead.

Oh, that's too bad. Oh, you're hard
work.

Oh, these big celebrities are all alike.

And then if they get somewhere, they
start throwing their weight around.

Now, Lucy, it wasn't Tallulah's idea,
was it? Well, maybe it wasn't her idea,

but she certainly didn't do any
objecting. You should have seen her

charming and darling everybody all over
the place.

She's a great Budinsky, if you ask me.
We were doing just great till she came

along.

Hello?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, Miss Bankhead.

called off the musical, so she insists
that I be in the play with her.

and live in peace.

The duke speaks to the queen's lady in
waiting. Go ahead, Mr. Ricardo.

Go ahead.

Greetings, fair lady.

I wouldst have an audience with the
queen.

The queen.

That's what I said, the queen.

Her majesty is expecting you, my lord. I
shall tell her you await without.

Do I curtsy? You curtsy.

Now, next to the throne.

I thought of that.

Roger the costumes. Will you take that
up with her, please?

You're a darn toothless.

What sayest thou, your majesty,
honorable Quinn?

How's that again?

Your highness, I have come to ask for
your hand. What sayest thou, your

honorable Quinn?

Oh, that's right. You're Cuban, aren't
you?

Shall we go on? Oh, yes, good. My heart
speaketh yea in clarion tones. It beats

like an anvil inside my breast.

My heart cries...

How divine.

Oh, yes, but what of my people? What say
they?

Pray, tell me, lady -in -waiting.

What your noble heart desires, your
majesty, thy humble people desire.

Mound me no platitudes, for the duke
rules Farthington, our bitterest enemy

to the ages. So speak ye from your head
and not from your heart.

Oh, it is the truth I speak, my queen.

If this be a trick to conquer our
kingdom, what say you then?

The Duke has conquered your heart. Our
kingdom will be united with love.

Say no more.

The look of happiness on your fair face
speaks louder than a million words.

You did that divinely, darling.

Thank you, Miss Bankhead. Well, now,
we'll press on. Let's see.

Let there be rejoicing throughout the
land.

Let this banquet be our celebration
feast.

Call the royal cook.

Oh, yes.

The Duke of Farthington, your future
king, is to be our

honored guest tonight, Genevieve.

Yes, your majesty. What is the royal
menu for this historic banquet?

A new dish, your majesty.

Roast duckling supreme.

And I'll taste it here, you see,
darling. The sauce is delicious. What is

Mandarin orange.

to think that to this queen's lonely
heart at last comes love.

Who are

these children? Leftovers from the king
and I?

They're going to sing between the scenes
while we change the set. I see. Oh, but

boys, you were too soon.

Now, listen carefully.

The night of the show, I'll be
backstage.

And when I come on to introduce you,
that's your cue.

You follow me. Remember now, off you go.
When I come on, you follow me. You were

trying, but you were trying too hard.

Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Then I say
this long speech of the Duke and so and

so and so and so and so and so and so
and so and so and so and so.

And we'll be banished. Your Majesty. Oh,
no.

But I bear real tidings.

The armies of Farthington are storming
the gates of our city.

The Duke, please.

The Duke, this way.

Please, Sam.

Oh.

And then I have another long speech,
darling, before I exit and the curtain

comes down. And I say so and so and so
and so and so and so.

And so and so.

Wonderful. I don't know. I can't hear
very well through this Buster Brown bob.

It sounded to me like all she was saying
was so -and -so -and -so -and -so -and

-so. Her

Majesty

is expecting you, my lord.

I shall tell her...

Tallulah's garage. I was showing the
butler how to hook up the sprayer. He's

just starting to paint the chairs.

Oh, well, now that you're here, will you
help me memorize my lines?

All right. You be Tallulah, huh?

All right, all right.

Oh, she's wonderful, isn't she?

Come in.

Good afternoon.

Winslow, what happened?

It appears your paint sprayer is
leaking.

That's not all.

What do you mean?

Miss Bankhead's car was in the garage,
and before I could turn off the

sprayer... Oh, no.

Miss Bankhead now has a polka dot
station wagon.

Oh, dear.

That's terrible. That sprayer never
leaked before. What can we do about it?

Let's see what happened with it. Come
on, Winston. We're going to help you.

that's terrible, Winston.

I started to paint the chair, but
instead of... coming out the front, the

came out the back.

Then I lost my head and this happened.

Well, don't worry, Winslow. We'll tell
Miss Bacon it wasn't your fault.

Lucy. What?

Did you clean the sprayer after you
painted the long furniture? Yes, I

it. Well, I can't understand it. It's
never leaked before. Oh, you're blaming

for something. No, but it never happened
before.

Oh, dear.

Oh, I guess it's the nuzzle here.

toy chest last week.

Well, look, give it to me. I'll fix it.
What makes you think you can fix it?

Well, I'm the only one in here that
hasn't got paint all over them.

Now, these things are probably all
stopped up.

Sure, look at that now.

There, now that ought to work. Let's
give it a try here.

Be careful what you point at, Sandy. Oh,
all right, if you're so worried.

this one, Elsie. It's still wet.

Well, if you're going to leave it there,
you better make a sign that says wet

paint.

I'll do that.

Oh, wait a minute. Will you help me
carry this out to the washing machine?

Oh, thank you.

Please forgive me. Come on in, sweetie.

It was just an accident.

I know it was an accident. It was an old
shoe.

Anyway, it didn't matter. Thank you,
dear.

As a peace offering, I brought you some
of my homemade jam.

I've already been in one of your
homemade jams.

You'll be glad to know that it's
blackberry and not strawberry.

You don't have to worry about getting
hives.

My hives...

Thank you.

Okay. Sit down, darling. Have a cup of
coffee with me. Oh, I really can't. I

want to get into New York and get back
before the play tonight.

Nonsense. Nonsense. Now, you have time
for a cup of coffee. Sit down and have a

cup of coffee. Now, go on. I really
shouldn't.

Well, maybe just for a minute, huh?

Coffee, coffee. Where's the coffee? I
just now found it by the kitchen wall.

really?

Now, let me see. Oh, yeah.

you nothing of the kind. Not much you
didn't. Oh, what a sneaky way to get

I wouldn't even lower myself to try to
get even with a wacky character like

Wacky? Well, let me tell you something,
Tallulah Bankhead. Ethel Mertz may think

you're the greatest actress in the
world, but not...

Finally leave the premises before I grab
your pink hair and put it out by its

black roots.

Let me get this straight. Are you asking
me to leave?

Throwing you out would be more accurate.

She was backstage just a few minutes
ago, and I dropped by her dressing room

wish her good luck, and she isn't there.

I've looked everywhere, and I can't find
her. That is funny, isn't it?

Lucy, I don't like that look on your
face.

Have you done something with Miss
Bankhead?

Now, Ethel, I ask you, why would I want
to do anything with Miss Bankhead? Give

me one good reason.

Well, one, she got paint all over your
good dress. Two, you had a big fight.

three... All right, Ethel, I just asked
for one.

minutes till curtain, Mrs. Ricardo.

Thank you.

Five minutes, Miss Bankhead.

Thank you, darling.

Lucy.

Now, Ethel, don't worry. Run along and
get ready. The show must go on.

in a play written by a local author my
husband

and has been imprisoned in the royal
dungeon.

Huh?

The queen's been locked up?

Yes, sire.

But I came to ask for her hand.

I thought you were imprisoned.

How did you get out?

The royal janitor unlocked the royal
door to the royal power room.

Your Highness,

I have come to ask for your hand.

What sayest thou, Your Majesty,
Honorable Quinn?

First, I must think of my people.

What my noble heart desire, my humble
people desire, but my heart be no

platitudes.

I bid ye speak from your head and not
from your heart. But before you speak,

what if this be a trick to conquer our
kingdom? What say ye then?

This banquet will be our celebration
feast. Call the royal cook.

Oh, yes, the royal cook.

The Duke of Farthington, your future
king, is to be our honored guest

Genevieve. Yes, Your Majesty.

What is the royal menu for this historic
banquet?

It's a new dish, Your Majesty. Roast
duckling supreme.

The sauce is delicious. What is it?

Mandarin orange.

It tastes like strawberries.

Strawberries?

Strawberries? Surprise!

Oh, to think that to this queen's lonely
heart at last comes love.

Gone are the long nights of solitude.

this field. At last, I know.

I never dreamed it.

I've always prided myself on being a
firm, but a just queen.

Ruling with a strong, but firm and kind
hand.

And now that we've ruled this one, I
trust that I can count upon your help.

do anything to me? You'll probably be
the first mother to be expelled from the

PTA.

show they'd ever seen. In fact, they
want you to do it again tomorrow night.

We'll make a fortune for the PTA.

Will you do it?

Well, I know you're too excited to
answer me now. We'll discuss it later.

that Tarula Bankhead is going to go on
the stage with you again after all the

things you did to her?

Oh, yeah.

Lute.

Yes?

I want to talk to you.

Yes, Miss Bankhead. I hear they want us
to do this clambake again tomorrow

night.

Darling, you have no idea what I would
do to get a lot.

Now, I thought for tomorrow night's
show, I thought of lots of divine bits

business. Princess Ethel, I think... You
mean more things?

Of course. I think you, darling, ought
to bring on the strawberry sauce from

very beginning of the play that I could
scratch off...