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You want coffee, don't you, Fred?
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Okay.
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Yes?
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Good.
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You can take care of us, huh?
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Thank you very much. Goodbye.
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Is it all set, honey?
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Yes, sir. By Wednesday, we'll be lolling
in the Palm Springs sun.
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Oh, that'll be great. Play golf and
everything, huh, Frank?
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Yes. Are there any of those little cakes
left that we bought at the farmer's
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market? Oh, gee, I don't know, Ethel.
I'll see.
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Ethel, we've just had dinner. Are you
going to feed your face again?
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Well, I just want a little extra
something.
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From where I'm sitting, you've already
got that little extra.
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There they are.
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Where are we going to look tonight?
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I'd like to go to a movie.
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Well, let's see.
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Look up something good now, Lucy.
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Rock Hudson.
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In what?
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In Palm Springs.
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Are you looking up a movie? No, I'm
reading Hedda Hopper. She says, Rock
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has returned from a personal appearance
tour with his exciting new picture,
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Captain Lightfoot, and he's resting in
Palm Springs.
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That's right. He told me at lunch the
other day he was going down there.
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Do you know him?
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Yeah. Real nice fellow.
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Oh, he makes me so mad. Here he is
hobnobbing with big celebrities every
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Just doesn't mean a thing to him.
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Honey, they're just like anybody else.
They're just like anybody else.
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See if you can find a neighborhood
movie.
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All right.
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What's so funny?
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What's so funny?
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It seems they arrested a woman last
night for hitting her husband.
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I fail to see anything comical about
that.
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Well, it was the way it happened. They
were married for 20 years. He had this
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irritating habit of cracking his
knuckles.
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Finally, she couldn't stand it, and she
said, Don't crack your knuckles anymore,
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dear. Let me do it. And she cracked them
with a baseball bat.
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that thin dividing line.
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I don't see why you have to get so
hysterical about it. I don't know, but
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idea of someone finally letting go and
doing exactly as they've wanted to do
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20 years just kills me.
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I know just how she felt. Yeah, imagine
with a baseball bat.
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couldn't have loved her husband very
much. My goodness, if a little knuckle
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cracking is all she had to put up with.
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What do you mean by that, Lucy?
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What?
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If a little knuckle cracking is all she
had to put up with.
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Oh, I didn't mean anything, dear.
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Everybody has little habits that annoy
somebody else.
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Are you insinuating that I have habits
that drive you crazy?
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Honey, I didn't say that you had any
annoying habits.
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that drive me crazy.
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What do you mean by that?
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Oh, honey, now you're only human.
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All right. Go ahead.
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Mention one annoying habit that I have.
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Go on, mention one.
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Well, if you insist, that tapping.
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What tapping?
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That tapping.
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Oh, well.
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I never did that before.
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Never did it before. Oh, honey, you've
been tapping those nervous little
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for 15 years.
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Well, I beg your pardon.
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Oh, honey, now don't let it upset you.
Nowadays it doesn't bother me much, but
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will admit it used to set my teeth on
edge.
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Muchas gracias.
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Yeah, see what's playing around here.
Have a look in the paper, will you?
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At the pancake is the... May I say that
you're not the only one that has the
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tits on edge.
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Oh.
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Go on.
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What is it about me that sets your tits
on edge?
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No, no, go ahead. Tell me what little
habit I have that drives you crazy.
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Oh, you know what it is.
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You're doing it right now.
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I'm not doing anything right now.
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Is your coffee too hot?
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No. Then why are you stirring it?
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Every morning, for hours and hours and
hours.
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Well,
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that's the most ridiculous thing I ever
heard. I'm just stirring it enough to
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get the cream mixed in.
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Get the cream mixed in.
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without you pounding out the anvil
corals on your coffee cup.
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Well, I'm very sorry that I set your tip
on edge. And that's another thing.
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You're always mocking the way I talk.
That's because there's so much there to
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muck. Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Well, now, wait a minute. Wait a
minute, will you?
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Take it easy.
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You're acting like that couple in the
paper.
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Are we going to a picture or not? Not.
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Now, you're just acting childish.
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Married people are only human.
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You just have to learn to overlook these
little things.
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Sure. Imagine if I let Ethel's
irritating habits get on my nerves.
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What irritating habits are you referring
to, Frederick?
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It's nothing.
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You just said we'd have to overlook
these things.
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What things?
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Oh, now, let's not be specific, honey
bunch. You don't get sore.
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No, I wouldn't dare. Go on, tell me.
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Well, now, here's a little thing. You
enjoy your food so much, you eat it with
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lot of... Gusto?
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Relish?
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Enthusiasm?
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Well, frankly, the word I had in mind
was... Noise.
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Noise? You asked me and I told you.
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Speaking of noise, I have a compliment
for you.
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For me?
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Well, what is it?
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You want to tell me?
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Yes, just as soon as you finish that
chorus of Jingle Bells.
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Jingle Bells? What are you talking
about?
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Jingle Bells.
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I felt like I was married to the good
humor man.
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Well, it certainly is very interesting
to find out that we've been driving each
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other crazy all these years. Yeah.
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Yes, something bothering you?
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You are deliberately not stirring your
coffee.
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I am not? Yes, you are. I am not
deliberately not stirring my coffee?
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Hey,
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hey, hey, I just came from the
preliminaries.
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Our bot was a little bit dull.
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All in English.
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No international flavor like yours.
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Well, I don't blame Ethel Fred. That was
terrible. You were telling her she
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chewed like a cow.
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Why, if you ever said a thing like that
to me... Oh, now lay off, will you,
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Lucy? I just went ten rounds with old
Bossy.
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Oh,
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there you are.
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I want the key to the trunk, unless you
need it to play a tune.
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of course, is a cow -cow boogie.
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Fred, you take that back.
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All right, I'll take that back.
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What's the matter with all of us? We're
snapping at each other like four cats in
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a sack.
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We are, aren't we? Yes, we are. And I
know why we're getting on each other's
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nerves. Why?
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Because we've been together too much on
this trip.
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Any four people that have spent this
much time together are bound to get sick
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each other.
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Lucy, I think you've hit it.
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Yeah.
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So the four of us... are going to go to
Palm Springs and share a bungalow.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, there's just one thing to do. One
couple go to Palm Springs, the other
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couple stay here.
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Oh, that doesn't seem fair. Well, it's
the only way, Ethel.
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We'll tell you all about it when we get
back.
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Wait a minute.
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How come you're the couple that's going?
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Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I just picked a
couple at random and it was us.
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The mercies will go.
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Tails, we go. Okay?
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Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're
going at this thing all wrong.
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We're planning to spend the weekend with
the person who annoys us the most.
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Oh, yeah.
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We're paired off wrong.
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Now she tells me.
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All right. So who's going to go to Palm
Springs? Either Ethel and I or Fred and
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you. Okay. Okay? Yeah. Should I flip the
coin? Yeah. All right. Heads, we go.
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Tails, you stay.
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That's how I happened to get married.
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Oh, I made a mistake.
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Heads we go, tails you go. That's
better. Okay.
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Two out of three.
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Three out of five.
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Four out of seven.
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All right, all right.
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You and Ethel go to Palm Springs.
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Have a good time. You mean it?
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It's either that or... 223 out of 349.
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It says here this is the first time it's
rained in Palm Springs during this
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month in 20 years.
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No kidding. Well, leave it to us to pick
this time.
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Any break in the clouds?
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Huh?
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Any break in the clouds?
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Oh, I wasn't looking at that.
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I thought maybe a movie star would float
by.
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You know, the waiter told me this
morning that Rock Hudson's staying in
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bungalow next door.
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Palm Springs, where the sunshine spends
the winter.
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Where's the sun?
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Maybe you couldn't get a room.
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a nap with the baby. Okay, Mother.
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I wonder what the boys are doing in
Hollywood.
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Oh, they're probably down at the pool
swimming and sunning and jingling and
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tapping.
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coffee? Nope.
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Okay. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Whoa.
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something to drown out the sound of your
clinking, I'm going stir -crazy.
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Well, I beg your pardon.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Ethel. I guess my nerves
are on edge.
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I wish we hadn't come on this trip at
all.
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I miss Ricky.
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I can top that.
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Call them up and tell them to come down
right away, huh?
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Okay.
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Oh, wait a minute. You can't do that.
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Why not?
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Well, if you call them up, it'll just be
admitting that we were wrong and that
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we miss them.
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Well, we were wrong and we do miss them.
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You can't tell a husband a thing like
that. You'll set wives back 2 ,000
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Oh, don't be silly. I'm ready to forgive
and forget.
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You forgive and they'll never let you
forget.
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How else are we going to get them down
here?
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Oh, there must be another way.
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We can think of something.
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Is it ever going to stop raining?
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Oh, what's the difference?
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The ball game's called off.
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Nut.
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Just when I had a chance to see the
Hollywood stars.
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Well, we can't play golf and we can't go
swimming. What are we going to do?
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Well, if this rain keeps coming down, we
might as well start building an ark.
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Oh, we got to do something besides just
sit in this room.
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Well, we can always go and sit in my
room.
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Very clever remark.
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I liked it.
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The way we're snapping at each other,
you think we were married. Yeah.
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You know what I think it is? What?
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Well, this might sound crazy to you, but
I think we miss our wives.
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Oh, come now.
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Oh, really?
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I miss Lucy.
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You don't suppose I miss Ethel?
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Well, why else would you be acting so
cranky and irritable?
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Well, my liver could be out of whack.
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Come on, let's go enjoy them. Let's get
out of this miserable rain and into that
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wonderful Palm Springs sunshine.
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The story just can't run down there and
say we miss them.
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Well... Look there.
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Hello?
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Palm Springs, maybe the girls.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is Rickery, Colonel.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, sure, I could come.
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I could leave right away.
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Okay, thank you. Have a wonderful.
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This is perfect.
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That was Dory Sherry's secretary.
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She wants me to come down to Palm
Springs and meet with Dory for a
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Gee, what a break. Great.
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Go back to back.
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Oh, boy, what a recipe for chocolate
cake.
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Oh, Ethel, you're always thinking about
something to eat.
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Ah, Phoebe.
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Oh, come on, darling.
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Here we are. Hi.
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Hi. We had a nice long walk. Now we're
going to go in and get a cookie.
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All right, honey.
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But don't let him eat too much. I know
I'm going to spoil his dinner. All
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Come on now. Come on, we walk back and
then there we go. Bye, lovey. Bye -bye.
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Come on with that.
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Isn't this wonderful?
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Oh, thank goodness that sun came out.
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Where are you all covered up?
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You know I don't want to get sunburned.
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I don't get it. What was all that talk
about? Where is the sun?
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Well, it's the principle of the thing.
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I pay for the sun. It's my business
whether I use it or not.
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you Mrs.
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Ricky Ricardo?
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Yes. I mean, yes.
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Well, I'm Rock Hudson.
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Oh, yeah. I know that.
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How do you do? How do you do?
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This is Mrs.
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Mertz.
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Mertz. Yeah, yeah. Mrs. Mertz. How do
you do?
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Did Ricky come with you?
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No, no. He couldn't get away.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Do you mind if I join you?
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Mr. Candy?
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No, thank you.
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I just got some bad news about somebody
Ricky knows.
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00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,070
Oh?
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Script girl at the studio, and I wanted
to tell him about it.
294
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Oh, well, wouldn't you like to tell me?
I'll tell him.
295
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:13,130
Well, I would like to talk to somebody
about it, if you wouldn't mind.
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Oh, no, go right ahead.
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Well, that script girl...
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Adele Sliff.
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Adele Sliff?
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She's been married for 20 years.
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00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:25,210
Hmm.
302
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,570
About three weeks ago, she and her
husband had their first fight.
303
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:30,390
Oh.
304
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:33,030
What did they fight about?
305
00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:35,130
A habit he had.
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00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:36,570
A habit?
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00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:39,450
A silly little habit.
308
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,640
What was it?
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00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,720
He whistled all the time.
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00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,320
He whistled?
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00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,020
Absentmindedly, like this.
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00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,680
Like that?
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00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,800
One note all the time.
314
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,920
Wow.
315
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:21,260
That would drive anyone crazy.
316
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,240
Yeah. Sam would.
317
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,120
All day and all night.
318
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:32,300
And finally, Adele couldn't stand it any
longer, and she said, Sam, just one
319
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,400
more, and I'll leave you.
320
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,200
And? And he, and she did.
321
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,460
She did? She left him? She left him.
Just because he went?
322
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,700
Oh, well, they'll probably go back
together.
323
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:50,850
Yeah, if you really love someone, you
shouldn't let a little come between you.
324
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,530
That's the sad part of it.
325
00:22:56,290 --> 00:23:03,010
Yesterday, Adele got a wire, and it
said... What,
326
00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:05,830
Mr. Hudson?
327
00:23:07,030 --> 00:23:11,970
Well, you see, Sam was on his way home
to try to make up with her, and he had
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accident.
329
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:18,000
Adele... Flew to the hospital and went
into his room and there was Sam wrapped
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in bandages from head to foot.
331
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Adele said, Sam, speak to me.
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Just one little... All she wanted to
hear was just one
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little... Kitty?
334
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No. It was all over.
335
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No?
336
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,520
No.
337
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,440
Sam will never... Again.
338
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,279
That story.
339
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It certainly is. It happened to anybody,
too. I just showed you how wonderful it
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is.
341
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Mess up your whole life.
342
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Well, Fred, look who's here.
343
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for that performance.
344
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,440
What are you talking about? I gotta tell
him. It's so great that I can tell him.
345
00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,460
What?
346
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:29,720
You see, we didn't know how you would
feel about us, so we asked Rock to come
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over here and kind of soften you up.
348
00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:32,560
Oh, really?
349
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,400
Well, Ethel, what's the difference? The
important thing is we're all together.
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You're not angry, are you?
351
00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:41,180
Oh, I should say now, you can soften me
up anytime.
352
00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:50,250
You know what bungalow Dory Sherry's
staying in? Dory Sherry? Yeah.
353
00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:51,510
He's not here?
354
00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:52,530
He's not? No.
355
00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:54,870
I can't understand that.
356
00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:58,250
His secretary called me on the phone and
told me... Would you mind coming down
357
00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,590
to Palm Springs? Mr. Sherry, we'd like
to discuss a picture property with you.
358
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,630
Was that you on the phone?
359
00:25:09,430 --> 00:25:12,590
I'll bet you think we're crazy, huh?
360
00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:14,090
Well...
361
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:35,870
Mrs. McGillicuddy was played by
Catherine Carr.
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00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:40,430
Rock Hudson portrayed himself. And his
latest picture is Universal's Captain
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Lightfoot.
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00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,900
I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
365
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:08,660
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.
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