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Gee, this is interesting country.
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I didn't know there were so many farms
in Ohio.
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Oh, sure.
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Are you sure this is Ohio?
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Well, it better be. We just left
Pennsylvania and we're headed for
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Fifty miles!
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to Aunt Sally's pecan praline.
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Well, we're closing in on her.
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The first sign we saw said 200 miles to
Aunt Sally's pecan praline.
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I'm surprised she has time to make
pralines. She's so busy making signs.
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You know, I've been thinking about those
pralines for so many miles, I just
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gotta have some.
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How about something to eat? I'm hungry.
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Oh, we gotta get more mileage today,
Fred.
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Gotta get more mileage today, Fred.
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But honey, we're all hungry.
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Well, there'll be plenty of good places
to eat off ahead.
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Forty -nine miles to Aunt Sally's Pecan
Pralines.
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Is there anything left in that lunch
basket, Ethel?
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A stale sandwich and a grape.
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Let me have the grape.
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Honey, when are you going to stop and
get something to eat? We're hungry.
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I'll stop at the next decent town we
come to. Oh, you've been saying that for
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the last hour.
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Yeah. I don't think I'll make it. Me
either.
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Hey, we still got that stale sandwich.
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Don't bother looking in the cupboard,
Mother Hubbard. It's bare.
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Fred, when did you eat that sandwich?
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When you were taking that nap.
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Oh, honestly, it's getting so it's not
safe to shut your eyes around.
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Wait a minute. One mile to Aunt Sally's
Pecan Pralines.
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That's where we're going to have dinner.
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Oh, I can't make a meal out of pecan
praline. Well, we can at least buy a bag
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munch on until Mr.
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Mileage here decides to stop for dinner.
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Well, that's a thought.
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Anyway, we just got to drop in on Aunt
Sally. I feel like she's an old friend.
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300 yards to Aunt Sally's.
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200 yards.
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100 yards.
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Just around the bend.
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You have just passed Aunt Sally.
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Where was it? I didn't see a thing. Stop
the car, Ricky. Back up.
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Okay.
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Must be that shed over there.
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There's a sign on the door, but I can't
see it from here.
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Drive on.
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What'd the sign say?
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Out of business.
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I knew Aunt Sally was spending too much
money on those signs.
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Hey, I think I see some lice.
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Oh, I hope it's a cafe.
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It is.
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I hope it's a nice one.
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Oh, we're going to stop there no matter
what it's like. Really?
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Yeah.
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Boy,
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this place doesn't look any too hot,
does it?
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Well, we're here now, so let's give it a
try, huh? Oh, yeah. Food, food.
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Oh, at least they got a great big
selection of food.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I know what I want.
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One of those steak sandwiches with some
French fries and coleslaw. Oh, a steak
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sandwich. Hi, folks.
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Welcome to One Oak.
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Welcome to One Oak.
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Taverns and cafe.
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Yes, sir. George Skinner at your
service. Hello.
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How you doing?
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Want a beef?
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Well, I think I'll have the steak
sandwich rare with the French fries.
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Steak sandwich, I'll have that, too.
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I'll have the same.
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Me, too.
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We're all out of steak sandwiches.
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Oh, yeah?
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Gee, I have a mouth all set for one.
Yeah.
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Well?
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Well, I think I'll have the roast beef
rare with a baked potato, then.
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Roast beef, that's for me.
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I'll vote for that.
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Make it four.
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We're out of roast beef, too.
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Well, let me see here.
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Hey, that fried chicken with biscuits
sounds good.
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Any point in running that chicken around
the table?
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All out.
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Well, look, we're going at this thing
all wrong. Why don't you just tell us
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you have and then we'll order?
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All righty.
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How about the specialty of the house?
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What's that?
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A cheese sandwich.
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A cheese sandwich? Is that all you've
got?
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I don't feel like a cheese sandwich.
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Oh, now, come on, Post. I can't wait all
night.
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What would you like?
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The name of the nearest good restaurant.
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Lucy, please.
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In fact, there is a place ten miles up
the highway called the Golden Drumstick.
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The sign says turkey dinner with all the
trimmings, dressing, cranberry sauce,
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bean salad, and homemade peach
shortcake.
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One dollar.
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One dollar?
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And only ten miles from here, you said,
just ten miles? Right on the highway.
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Homemade peach shortcake. That's for me.
Well, thanks for telling us about it.
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How can they afford to serve all that
for one dollar?
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It's impossible.
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That's why they went broke.
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And it's not another thing clean
Cincinnati.
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Well, Groop, what do you say?
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Well, I'm so hungry I can't go another
mile.
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Oh, me either.
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All right, Mr. Skinner. Four specialties
of the house. Coming up.
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They're good.
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Well, what can you do to a cheese
sandwich?
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I, uh, hope you didn't go to too much
trouble.
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Oh, no trouble. I just buy them from the
salesman when he comes around.
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I think.
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Let's get out of here, huh? Yes. How
much we owe you?
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Well, let's see.
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That's four specialties of the house.
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Here you are.
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$4 .80?
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Oh. Sandwiches are a dollar apiece.
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Eighty cents is the entertainment tax.
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Entertainment tax?
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Yep.
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There's your change.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Happy hunting.
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Oh, dear. What a character.
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Baby, dear.
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Yes.
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Oh, I sure hate to drive all the way to
Cincinnati now.
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Well, I'd take the wheel, Rick, but I'm
too sleepy. Well, let me drive, Ricky.
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Well, I don't know, honey. Oh, go on.
There's no traffic now.
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Okay, I'll keep an eye on you. Okay.
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Bye.
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of these across the country.
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Oh, no.
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Lucy! Well, I was only trying to help. I
saw a sign that said, good
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accommodations, good food, and an arrow
saying, take this road. And somehow I
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wound up back here.
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Well, as long as we're here, we're in no
condition to continue. We'll stay right
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here. Here?
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In Lower Slobovia?
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Look, Fred, there's one good thing about
this place.
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It's here.
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Let's make the best of it. Come on.
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I'm afraid to go.
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I'm afraid to go. I'm afraid to go.
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Welcome back, folks.
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I've been waiting for you.
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What? That sign I put up really works,
don't it?
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It takes you right around the circle.
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I'm excited to stay here for the night.
Would you like a couple of cabins,
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please? Well, I've only got one.
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Price is $8.
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You only got one left?
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I've only got one. That's all I ever
had.
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Well, sleep four.
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Well, let's take it. I'm tired.
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Well, it's only $8. Well, I'll be 16.
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$8 a couple.
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$8, $16, who cares?
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Oh, he is tired.
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Well, back in the car, everybody.
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Just a minute, just a minute, honey. As
long as we're here, we might as well
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stay here.
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Sleep tight.
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Thanks.
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Who wants to sleep where?
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Doesn't matter to me.
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Me either.
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All right, all right. We'll take the
bunk.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll take the bunk.
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It's changing in that room, huh? Yeah.
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I'll go first.
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I forgot my toothpaste.
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Hey,
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honey, this bed doesn't look too bad.
Hope it isn't hard.
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This is a bed.
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This isn't a bed, it's a canoe.
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sleep up here.
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Why not?
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You know very well that high altitudes
make my nose bleed.
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Oh, why didn't you say so before?
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Well, I wanted you to warm the bunk up
for me.
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What a sneaky character I'm, Mary. Come
on. All right, all right. Get in there.
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You don't like it being so tricky.
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laughter laughter
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your own side of the bed.
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Well, that's easier said than done.
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Push the bed back.
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in Chicago.
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Let's try to get some sleep. Maybe that
was the last one.
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Where's my pillow?
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Right here.
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Okay.
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I can't sleep in this hole.
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Rick. What?
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Our mattress is just like that at home.
We'll trade with you.
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Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, I know. Come
on. Come on. We'll trade.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Oh! What's going on? Get up, Fred.
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What? Get up. We're going to trade with
them. Get up for what? Come on. Come on.
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Come on. Oh, what?
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Go. Hey.
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Yeah, but it took years of practice.
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The baby's crying. See what's going on.
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$16 for this. I'm going to sue him for
renting it to us. Yeah. You mean we're
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going to sneak out of here? Damn right
we're going to sneak out of here.
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Fred, wake up!
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Wake up!
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into the car. What's the matter? I don't
know. Somebody tied a string there.
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Busted! Yeah.
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It's all right.
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But he had a burglar alarm hooked up in
there.
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I feel like I'm breaking out of prison.
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Let's get out of here. Come on, Jack.
Come on. Jump in, honey.
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Oh, no.
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What's the matter?
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Our steering wheel is missing.
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It's gone. Our steering wheel is gone.
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You folks lose something.
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You give us back our steering wheel.
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Your steering wheel? I don't know what
you're talking about. You do, too. You
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took it off just to keep us here.
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Well, you got an awful suspicious mind
to think that we'd try to get away in
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middle of the night. What?
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Well, everybody does.
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You know, if you don't like that cabin,
you don't have to pay me the $16.
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Really?
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That's a rotten shame.
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Your steering wheel being stolen.
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You know, I just happen to have an X1
here.
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Mr. Skinner was played by Olin Holland.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.
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