All language subtitles for i_love_lucy_s03e20_home_movies

Ethel, I thought we were going over to
the Ricardos tonight.

We are. I'm ready.

All right.

Come on.

You better take your glasses with you.
What for? I know what Lucy and Ricky

like.

Suppose Ricky wants to show us his home
movies again.

He wouldn't dare.

He's been showing them to us every
night.

Well, after all, it's his first movie
camera and the first pictures he's got

the baby.

Well, count me out. If I want to see old
movies, I can stay home and watch

television.

Well, what can we do?

I'll tell you what we'll have to do.

Don't let the conversation lag.

Don't even give him a chance to suggest
showing the movies. Hey, that's a good

idea. Now, just remember, here's what
you've got to do. Just keep talking and

talking and talking and talking.

You know, act normal.

No, no, no, I take that back. I need you
on my team tonight.

Now get in there and fight and keep
those lips moving.

Lucy? Yeah?

Are the mercies coming over tonight?

Yeah, they said they were.

What do you think is holding them up?

Gee, I don't know. They ought to be here
any minute.

Here they are. Oh, good.

I'm glad you came.

I like unusual weather, particularly at
this time of year.

Uh -huh. What were you doing today,
Rick?

I was pretty busy puttering around the
apartment, and I went over to the

drugstore and got an ice cream soda.

An all -around strawberry soda.

That's the soda with strawberry flavor
and strawberry ice cream.

Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah. You sure are.

Uh, I had an idea... How are you, Lucy?

Fine. And what's new?

Nothing. I had an idea that maybe... Uh,
Fred, Fred, there's some... I've been

wanting to ask you.

Well, what is it, Ethel? Uh, how are
you, Fred?

Fine. How are you?

Oh, pretty good.

I don't think either one of you are
well.

I had an idea that maybe tonight you
would... Oh, look, Lucy's got some

delicious new candy.

You want a piece, Fred? Yeah.

Okay, there you are. I guess I'll have a
piece, too.

Ethel, those are just those same old...
you gave us for Christmas.

I had an idea. Like I was saying, you
know, that what maybe you would like to

tonight, and I thought you'd like to see
the pictures I took of the baby.

Oh, honey, Ethel and Fred don't want to
see those pictures again.

What are you talking about? The pictures
of their godson.

Oh, Ricky, we'd really love to see them,
but it hurts our eyes to look at them

on that wrinkled old sheet you use for a
screen.

Oh? Yeah, outside of that, we'd be
delighted.

Now,

the reason I wanted you to see them
again is because I wanted you to see

this new screen I bought today.

Wait till you see them in that.

Go get your glasses, Fred.

I'll watch without.

You can't see without them.

I got it all set up just in case you ask
to see them again.

Fred, get rid of your hat, will you?

Did you take it off? I mean, you know,
move it over.

Turn the lights up, honey. Yeah.

Lucy just didn't argue with me.

Doesn't he look cute? Look at that.

Bigger close -up.

Now, this one was a great idea.

Pictures of Sims moving that fast are
pretty tough.

Ah, how's that, huh? How's that for a
moving shot?

right through the bedroom and into the
nursery.

Have you ever seen anything better than
that in a real movie?

Huh? Look at the way that focus is all
the way.

You can see them in the mirror in the
back. See them in the mirror in the back

there?

This would have been great if I hadn't
tripped over the baby's wagon.

That's a great way to get killed.

Just take a picture of your wife when
she wakes up in the morning.

Now, the next ten minutes of film is
just as good as anyone has

ever taken.

I don't want to brag, but I think that I
learned pretty fast.

And as Lucy hauls up little Ricky and
waves goodbye, we say a reluctant

to the Ricardo apartment and its
charming inhabitants.

This is a Ricky Ricardo production.

first pictures that I... Lucy!

We wanted to be sure the coast is clear.
Is Ricky very mad?

I'll say he is. He wouldn't even talk to
me this morning.

Well, we're the ones who sneaked out.
What's he mad at you for? I fell asleep.

Oh, no.

Good morning. Morning.

Goodbye.

Now, Ricky, wait a minute.

We're sorry.

We really liked your movies.

Yeah, yeah.

My, boy, you sound sincere.

Well, I mean it.

Oh, sure.

I do.

I'm just dying to see those lousy movies
again.

Fred, that's a terrible thing to say.
Ricky put a lot of time and effort into

those lousy movies. Those movies.

Oh, now, Ricky, they didn't mean that.

Look, you don't have to worry about me.

You don't have to see any of the movies
that I take ever again, including the TV

pilot film that I'm just about to
audition.

Oh, Fred, what's the matter with you?
That's a fine... TV pilot film?

What were you saying about a TV pilot
film?

Nothing that concerns you. I was going
to make one using the three of you as

actors, but I have changed my mind about
the supporting cast.

Adios, amigos.

Fix the sheets and blankets. Now go take
a nap.

so he'd use us in it.

Yeah, well, we can all go back to being
our normal nasty selves. He's already

made it. What?

And next week, the most important man in
television, Mr. Bennett Green, is

coming over to look at it.

Well, we certainly muffed that one. What
do you mean, we?

You were the ones who tippy -toed out in
the middle of our home movies.

You should talk, sleepy -time gal.

You're the one who really clinched the
whole thing with your diplomatic remark.

Sure, I'm just dying to see those lousy
movies again.

Ah, just a minute.

Oh, really, Fred? Oh, you two, now stop
squabbling. The main thing is, what can

we do about it?

Nothing. We're not in it, so that's
that.

Yeah, as an old Cuban philosopher once
said, we have plugged in the electric

blanket, now let's take the snooze.

Well, it's too bad, but it's just one of
those things.

Oh, I guess so.

Hey, just a minute.

We forgot Miss Never Say Die.

Lucy, what are you planning? What are
you thinking? What's going on? We'll

our own TV film. Our own? Yeah, we'll
make it just like Ricky did. We'll use

film, his camera, his light, his wife,
and if they play their cards right, his

wife's friend.

And then when Mr. Bennett Green comes
over, he'll see a double feature.

What kind of a film will we make?

Um, a western drama.

Hey. That's a wonderful idea.

We'll get a name later. Right now we
have a lot to think about. We have to

costumes, scenery, have to find out who
shoots who.

Oh, boy.

Look at this, Fred. Isn't this great?

This is fixed up great.

Hey, Lucy.

real, don't they? Look at that one.

Well, I've had moments when real people
look like that.

Come on, we've got to get started. We've
got to get all this finished and out of

the way before Ricky gets home. What's
that thing? That's a projector.

I know, it's a new kind. You put the
sound right on the film like a tape

recorder. Oh.

Fred, now, for the first part, you take
the picture. You look right through this

little red thing here, and then you
press this button right here, see?

See that?

You press that down.

What's this little dial here for? It
says 8, 16, 32, 64.

Gee, I don't know.

Well, take a little bit of each number
and see what happens.

Yep, stand back here. Remember how we
did it.

Okay.

Hollywood ones, that's the way they make
pictures.

Well, who's going to run the camera if
I'm off the scene?

Oh, well, we set that on automatic, see?
We push this button right here and the

camera takes a picture by itself. I got
it.

How'd you find out?

Now I put in the film.

I didn't come home for dinner. I just
came over to pick up my guitar.

What are these pictures?

I asked, what are these pictures?

Would you believe it if I told you they
were taken by a sidewalk photographer?

No.

No. Well, I might as well tell you the
truth.

A talent scout called us from Hollywood,
and he came over here with all of his

equipment, and he took pictures of all
of us while we were... because he... Go

on.

I can't. I don't even believe it myself.

Well, all right, I'll tell you, Ricky.

We got mad at you because you wouldn't
let us be in your TV film, so we made

of our own.

So you show your film to Mr. Green and
we'll show ours.

Mr. Green is a very busy man. He will
only have time to see one film.

Well, that's very sweet of you, dear,
but when will he see yours?

You know what I mean. You won't show
your film to anybody tomorrow night.

Now, just...

Well, just show it to each other while
I'm running my boring baby pictures.

Hasta la vista.

Well, that's that.

Oh, no, it isn't. Our picture will be
shown, and what's more, Ricky will be

showing it. What are you going to do,
switch reels?

No, I'm going to cut our picture into
Ricky's. I'm going to figure out a way

use the best parts of both.

Give me Ricky's phone in the closet
here.

Get this back on here now.

Where is it?

on the projection machine right away.
Right. Oh, I hope it's all right. I did

in such a hurry. Here, pick all this
stuff up.

Here you are, Mr. Green. Oh, hi.

Mr.

Green, this is my wife, Lucy.

How do you do, Mr. Green? Very nice to
know you. This is our neighbors, Mr. and

Mrs. Merge. How do you do? Hi, Mr.
Green. Mr.

Green is very busy, so he just has time
to see the film and then he has to leave

right away.

Well, you know how demanding television
is. Oh, I certainly do, Mr. Green.

That's fine, all right.

Looking for some unusual shows, and this
film is liable to be the biggest

surprise of the year.

You can say that again.

Well, uh, what did you say, Mr. Green?
Right over there, Mr. Green.

That's it, right over in there.

Lucy, would you turn on the light,
please?

As a change in your television
entertainment, tonight we bring you a

Latin American rhythms, starting with
the very popular Vaya con Dios.

Vaya con Dios, mi amor.

I'm an old cow hen from the Rio Grande.

And the legs ain't bold and the cheeks
ain't tan.

Las campanas de la iglesia suenan ti.

Symbosia!

Yeah, Mr.

like this.

say anything, just let me have it. It's
terrific.

What?

The funniest thing I've ever seen. Such
imagination.

Most people would make a straight -down
musical show, but you added all those

delightful touches of comedy.

You liked it, huh?

Oh, Mrs.

Ricardo, you were wonderful, and the
merchants were just great. Oh, thank

thank you very much.

Mrs. Ricardo, you're married to a
genius.

Oh, yes, I know.

think of it, dear?

I don't know.

It just came to me.

I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.

Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.