All language subtitles for i_love_lucy_s03e19_ricky_loses_his_temper

Hi, honey.

Oh, hi.

Where's little Ricky?

He's still asleep.

Was he good?

Oh, he was just perfect.

What a disposition that kid has.

Just wonderful.

Just like his old man.

Oh, he's a little angel, all right.

Wait till you see what I bought.

Lucy, not another hat.

Now, don't say a word until you've seen
it.

Now, don't you think that's the most
beautiful hat you've ever seen?

Yeah, I think it's great.

You do?

Mm -hmm. You know, frankly, I never half
liked that hat on you.

What's the matter, honey?

You never like my new hats. You always
like my old ones better. So this time I

put my old one in the box and I wore my
new one.

You dirty double -crosser.

I never can seem to outsmart you.

Oh, you're such a clever husband.

You should have seen your face when I
said I didn't like your new hat.

Yeah, I guess it was pretty funny, all
right.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't
say you could keep it.

How much is it? Well, you just keep on
laughing, honey.

How much is it?

Oh, come on now, honey.

Come on, Lucy.

You're in such a good mood. Why spoil
it? Lucy.

Look, if I tell you now, you'll just get
mad.

There's no sense in you losing your
temper every time I bring something

Why don't you wait till the bills come
in for everything and get mad all at

once?

Now, look, I'm not going to lose my
temper.

No. Now, just let me see the price tag.

No.

Lucy? No. Now, look, look, look. Isn't
this beautiful? Don't you think it's

worth almost any amount of money?

No. No? Well... Price tag.

$49 .50?

You said you weren't going to get mad.

That was before I knew how much it cost.

But it's such a beautiful hat, and I
needed it.

Needed it?

Yes. You got a closet full of hats.

I haven't either.

What are you doing?

What do these look like?

Well, they do look like hats, don't
they? Yeah, they do look like hats. But

of those look good on me.

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Now, this is a
lovely little hat. Look at that.

And look at this one. This is one of my
favorites of all times. Look at that hat

there. This hat, this is a Jim Dandy
here. Look at that one.

And this is a beauty. Look.

Now, wow. There you are.

Now, isn't that the most ridiculous
thing you've ever seen in your whole

You got a fortune investor in each one
of these hats, and now none of them look

good on you.

You only got one hat. Why do you buy so
many hats?

And don't cry. I don't like it when you
cry.

Don't do that!

I should never have married hot -blooded
Cuban. I should have married a cold

-blooded Swede.

Now, don't cry.

Every time I spend a little money, you
lose your temper.

What do you mean I lose my temper? I
never lose my temper.

You're the first person I ever saw whose
veins bulge just because they have a

good disposition.

to Mr. Ricardo, please.

Just a minute.

It's for you.

Hello. Hello, Ricky. This is Morris
Williams.

Yeah? I lined up a ventriloquist for
you.

Oh, good.

I've been going over the act with him
and he's perfect for what you want.

Yeah? Besides, he's the only
ventriloquist available in town.

Uh -huh. His name's Terhune.

Oh, yes, yes, Terhune. I know his act.

Now, about price.

I also know that he was getting $250 a
week at the Domino Club.

Well, now his price is $500.

$500?

What's the matter with you? You think
I'm crazy or something?

Temper, temper.

Oh, listen, don't give me that. I
haven't got any temper. I just don't

be ripped, that's all.

$500 a week. That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard in my life.

Well, wait a minute. Let me check with
my client.

We got him. He's blowing his top.

Look, I want that job.

Yeah, he needs food and my voice is
getting weak.

Let me handle this. I know my
psychology.

Besides, you're the only act in town
that can do this, and he knows it.

Sorry, Ricky.

That's our price.

All right, I'll give you the tomorrow
noon to come to your senses. Goodbye.

Temper,

temper. I don't say temper, temper.

Oh, you're right. There's no sense in my
fighting, and it's just part of your

personality. Big brown eyes, black wavy
hair, and a lousy disposition.

You couldn't keep from losing. your
temper of your life dependent on it.

you mean I could keep from losing my...
See? See, look, I'm just not going to

fight it anymore, dear. I'm just going
to accept it.

Well, maybe you're right.

Nobody's perfect.

I got to accept you with all your
faults, too. That's right, dear. That's

only sensible way to look at it. After
all, what do you mean all my faults?

Like your extravagances.

What extravagances?

You couldn't keep from buying a new hat.
if your life depended on it. And it

may. I could, too.

I could keep from buying a new hat for a
month.

How much would you like to bet?

$49 .50.

$49 .50. How do you arrive at that
figure?

There's a hat I want to buy with my
winnings. All right, then I'll give you

better bet. I'll bet you $49 .50 that I
can keep from buying a hat longer than

you can keep from losing your temper.

Okay. You got yourself a bet.

All right. Starting right now.

Well, in just a minute, dear. Take that
hat back! What do you think of that?

Made of money?

We'll start from now on.

Oh, come now. I bought that hat before
we made the bet, so I get to keep it.

Now, just a minute.

I have to pay for it after we make the
bet, so it goes back.

I won't take it back. What do you think
of that?

I...

Donna, you're not going to catch me as
easy as that.

Take it back, then.

I won't.

Yes, you will. It's an order. Take it
back.

No.

You must.

You don't must.

I'm sorry you have to take it back.
Yeah, well.

What's the matter? Oh, look, Lucy.
They're having a half -price sale.

Oh. Look, I'm lost. Just lead me in,
Ethel. I'll return the hat and get it

with. Okay, come on. Half price sale.
Wouldn't you know it today? Here's the

door now. Oh, heaven.

Hello, Mrs. Mulford. Hello, Mrs.
Mulford. Why, Mrs. Ricardo, what's the

Nothing. I'm just fighting temptation. I
don't want to see all the goodies.

Huh? She bet her husband that she
wouldn't buy another new hat.

Oh. I have to return this one.

You mean that adorable...

hat you bought yesterday.

Please, don't torture me. Just take it
back.

Come on, Ethel. Let's get out of here.
Okay.

Oh, Mrs. Mertz, can I show you
something? We're having a special on

hats. Cocktail hats?

Oh, Ethel, Ethel, that feeling's coming
over me again. I can't fight it. Get me

out of here. Help me to be strong.

Okay. Oh,

Mrs. Mertz.

It's just a hat. It's all covered with
little pearls.

Pearls! And it's a lovely shade of
turquoise. Oh, no, not turquoise. Oh,

turquoise. I love turquoise. Lucy, Lucy,
it's just an ordinary shade of blue.

Now, come on. Oh.

It's half price. I'll take it.

Now, wait a minute. You haven't even
seen it. I don't care. It sounds so

wonderful.

Oh! Now, Lucy. Oh! What about Ricky?
What about the band? Oh, Ethel.

Lucy Ricardo?

You see that door? You march right
straight out of this door. It's got

pearls and everything and a little
feather. March.

Oh, all right.

Go ahead.

Atta girl, you can make it.

It's an original.

Oh, Mrs.

Mulford, won't this look wonderful on
me? Please, Mrs. Ricardo, don't ask me

that. You know I never try to influence
my customers.

Oh, will you take it, will you? Yes.

I mean, no, send it out tomorrow.

Of course. Oh, and be very careful of
it, Mrs. Mulford. Oh, I will.

Oh, come on, Ethel, I got a lot of work
to do.

I got to make Ricky lose his temper
before they deliver that hat tomorrow.

Hi, honey. Hi, dear.

Oh, what a night.

Tough, huh?

Yeah.

Why are you doing up so late?

Oh, I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd
read for a while.

Oh.

How'd everything go at the club?

Terrible. I made everybody come back and
rehearse. That's why I'm so late.

Oh.

Gee, that's right. It's four o 'clock.

Yeah.

You didn't lose your temper, did you,
dear?

No. That's good.

You take your hat back?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Dead tired.

Dead tired, huh?

Yeah.

I'm ready to drop.

Just ready to drop, poor baby.

Good night, honey.

Good night, dear.

Sweet dreams. Sleep tight.

Sweet dreams. Sleep tight.

No, no, it isn't too loud.

I just thought it might disturb the
neighbors. Oh, well, I'll turn it off

dear. That was very thoughtless of me.

Thank you very much.

It's all right, honey.

Good night, dear.

Good night.

please please please please

I can hear that all the way over here.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. Oh, I won't do it
anymore.

It's all right. I'm very sorry. That's
all right. Good

night,

dear. Good night.

Eat? Have a cracker, honey. I don't
want...

matter, dear?

Something wrong?

No, no.

Everything's lovely.

You don't want a cracker?

No, I don't want one, no.

Good night, dear.

Good night.

right now.

I know what you are trying to do.

But it's not going to work.

you never confined your slippers in the
morning, so I nailed them to the floor.

Una, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis,
siete, ocho, nueve, diez.

It was very thoughtful of you.

December yet?

No, and I'm in a terrible mess. That
hat's going to be delivered any minute.

hope this works. Oh, it'll work. You see
that design, those leaves?

Yeah. Well, there's a hole in the cut
there in the middle of each leaf. Oh,

yeah. Now, you fill that up with liquid,
and when he drinks it, it dribbles all

over.

Joy, and he's wearing a white dinner
jacket.

A white dinner jacket? Yes. He's taking
publicity pictures. That's what gave me

the idea.

Oh, what a break.

Ducky on that white coat.

Don't go beyond that line. Why?

See, it'll all spill out before he gets
a chance to drink it. Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Ricky! I'll see you later. Where are you
going?

I don't want to be here when he blows
his Cuban top.

Ricky!

Yeah? Lunch is ready.

All right.

Screw.

Sit right down, dear.

trust you.

I apologize.

lovely shade of red, isn't it?

Who shot him?

Nobody. Did he cut his throat?

No, he dribbled tomato juice all over
himself.

Oh.

Well, has he lost his temper yet?

No, still under control.

Good.

Ricky, I brought back your golf club
that I borrowed.

I was practicing in Central Park and a
tree jumped in front of me.

Hello?

Hello, this is Morris. Is Ricky there?

Uh, just a moment.

It's somebody named Morris.

Send him out of the home.

Uh, he's right here. Just a second.

Hello?

Hello, Ricky.

We thought it over carefully, and he
can't do it for less than $500.

I see. Well, if that's the man's price,
that's the man's price.

Unfortunately, I can't afford it. Uh, is
this Ricky Ricardo?

Yes, this is Ricky Ricardo.

Well, look, maybe 500 is a lot of money.

Let me check with my client.

He didn't even raise his voice. He must
have somebody else.

Listen, I want you to get me that job at
any price.

Uh, Ricky, just because of his great
personal regard for you, he says he'll

it for 350.

I'm sorry, we'll just have to forget it.

300? No, no.

Well, you know, as a matter of fact, I
only have $200 left for that act.

All right, all right. I don't want to be
unfair.

I'll give you $250.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

All right.

Goodbye.

What happened?

Nothing. Was it bad?

No, no, no.

As a matter of fact, it's very good. Oh?

Yeah, yes.

I just learned a wonderful lesson.

Oh, you did?

Yes, sir.

I didn't lose my temper, and I saved
$250.

Wow, that's wonderful.

And you know something else? What?

I owe it all to you.

To me?

That's right. So I'm going to buy you a
new hat.

Wow!

What about the bet?

Oh, forget about the bet. Honey, from
now on, I'm going to be the happiest,

calmest man in the whole world.

Well, honey, that's wonderful.

Well, I'll call up and order the hat
that I want. No, look, go around, shut

a while. I'll buy you any hat you want.
Oh, well, I know the hat that I want,

dear, and I'll call up and I'll have
them send it over on their fastest

delivery. Okay, see, all right.

Mrs. Ricardo.

Yes, Ms. Mulford, you know that darling
little turquoise hat with the pearls

that I liked so much yesterday?

Yes, well, would you put that on my
charge and send it out, please?

Yes, on your fastest, speediest
delivery.

Thank you very much.

That's the one I ordered, all right.

Lucy. Yes, sir?

When did you buy this hat?

How's that?

When did you buy this hat?

Remember, you learned your lesson.

I remember.

When did you buy the hat?

Yesterday afternoon.

Yesterday afternoon?

Yes, sir.

You bought the hat yesterday afternoon?

Yeah.

the bed yesterday.

Yes, I guess it does.

And you made me go through all that
torture for nothing.

Yeah, I guess.

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