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Want a meatloaf, anybody?
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No, thanks. No, thank you, honey. Ethel?
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Boy, I might as well finish up that last
little dab.
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Potatoes? No, thanks.
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Ethel?
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Just another taste. I hate to see food
go away.
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I think we need another bye, honey.
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Sometimes I feel like I was married to a
garbage disposal.
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Oh, leave her alone, Fred.
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So she's got a good appetite.
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Sure, she's just a growing girl.
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Yeah, but she's growing sideways.
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Well, now, for once, you're right.
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Why don't you buy a bottle of that
stuff, Ethel?
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Oh, you can't buy it. I made it myself,
Fred.
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You know, you ought to bottle that,
Lucy, and sell it.
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Oh, Fred.
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Well, I mean it. I bet you could make a
lot of money.
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Money, money.
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Why did I hear that word today?
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Oh, yes.
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The teller at the bank called me and
said that someone's account was
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was so withdrawn, Lucy.
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Aren't these delicious looking pastries?
They're real gooey.
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I'll give you a hint.
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He says it's someone who shares my joint
account, but it's not me.
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Go on, Lucy, guess.
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Please, not while I'm eating.
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All right.
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Not while you're eating.
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Take a couple? I don't know where I'd
put it.
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Just drop it into the bottomless pit.
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Are you finished eating?
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No, no, I'm not finished yet.
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Made fresh today.
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Finished?
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No.
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I never can seem to get enough of these.
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Are you finished now?
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Now, would you mind telling me why you
were overdrawn at the bank?
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Every month I put money in the bank, and
every month you spend it all and more
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besides. I don't understand it. I mean,
I'd like to know the reason. Now, why
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are you overdrawn at the bank?
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Lucy?
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It was the biggest battle of the budget
yet.
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We thrashed out every item in my books.
It was just terrible, Ethel.
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I've used up my allowance until June the
12th.
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That's not bad.
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June the 12th, 1978?
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Well,
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money isn't everything.
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Yeah, with me it isn't anything.
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Gee, I wish I could invent something
that would be worth a million dollars.
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You sound just like Fred Mertz.
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Since we've been married, he's been
trying to think up one idea worth a
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dollars. Oh, none of his ideas any good,
huh? Oh, he had some good ideas, but
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somebody always got to the patent office
first.
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He's still mad at Edison for beating him
to the electric light.
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And he's never forgiven Ford for
scooping him with the horseless
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Well, at least he was trying. I haven't
even got an idea.
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Well, he's right. I'm going to bottle it
and put it on the market.
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Bottle it and sell it? Yeah!
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It's the best salad dressing I ever
tasted.
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We can make it right here in the
kitchen. Will you help me? Sure. It's a
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simple recipe. I have it right here.
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Let's see. Here it is.
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There, now. Let me see.
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Let's see, now. What do we call it?
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My Aunt Martha gave it to me. I suppose
you really ought to call it Aunt
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Martha's Salad Dressing.
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Sure. It needs more than that, though.
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salad dressing.
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Yeah, and we'll make it with old
fashions.
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No.
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We'll sell more of it. Oh, come on now,
be serious.
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How are people going to know that we're
selling? Now, we've got to advertise.
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Yeah. Gee, isn't it too bad we haven't
got money enough to go on television?
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Yeah.
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Television.
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We'll go on television.
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Huh? I'll be a cooking expert.
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No. No, you'll be the cooking expert,
and I'll be one of those women that they
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get up from the audience. I know just
how they act. I've watched them a
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times. So have I. I watch them every
day. That's great.
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Just what to do. What do we use for
money?
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What do we need with money? After all,
who is my dearest friend in the whole
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wide world? Carolyn Appleby.
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Carolyn Appleby?
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Since when did she get to be your
dearest friend?
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Since I just remembered that her husband
runs a television station.
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Do you think she'll go for the idea?
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I think so.
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Especially if we cut her in.
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To the tune of, say, three cents a
bottle.
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Yeah, she likes that kind of music.
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All she's got to do is get us on that
Dickie Davis show.
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He's on four hours every day and he
sells all sorts of things. The Dickie
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show. Yeah.
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Gee, I hope she'll do it. Oh, just show
her money and she'll do anything.
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She is the greediest, the penny
pensionist, the Carolyn Darling, huh?
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That last number was brought to you by
the Nelson Photo Finishing Company,
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located on the corner of Lee Boulevard
and Hickox Avenue.
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Remember, the slogan of the Nelson Photo
Finishing Company is, Our business is
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developing. Oh, that's pretty clever.
Our business is developing.
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Well, that brings us to a brand new
sponsor.
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It is now my pleasure to present to you
Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad
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Dressing. And here to tell you all about
it is one of the country's leading home
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economists, Mary Margaret McMurts.
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Good afternoon, homemakers. I am
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Mary Margaret McMurts, and today I have
a wonderful surprise for you.
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For years, only a few close friends and
relatives knew the thrill of eating
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salad made with Aunt Martha's old
-fashioned salad dressing. But Aunt...
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sweet, lovable, kind old lady that she
is, has finally consented to let the
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world in on her secret. And today, you
can buy a quart of real, honest -to
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-goodness, genuine Aunt Martha's old
-fashioned salad dressing for only 40
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a quart.
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Simply write to or
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call
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Now, in order to get an unbiased opinion
on this product, for after all, they're
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paying me to do this, just before we
went on the air, I picked an average
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housewife at random from our audience
and asked her to help me.
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Would you come up here, average
housewife, whom I picked at random from
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audience?
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Yes, you, dear.
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Right up those stairs.
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You, dear.
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Mary Margaret McMurtz. Oh, how do you
do?
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And what is your name?
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Hmm? What is your name?
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Isabella Klump. Oh.
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Mrs. Klump. Yeah.
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Have you ever heard of Aunt Martha's old
-fashioned salad dressing?
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And whose old what salad which?
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You see, friend, she's never heard of
it. No, I never heard of it. Now...
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to try this salad dressing and tell
these people what you think. Mrs. Clump.
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What?
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I want you to try this salad dressing
and tell these people what you think of
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it. Oh, all right. Just pour it on the
salad.
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Oh.
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That's it.
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Now, toss the salad. Just mix it.
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That's enough, dear. Now, let me have
these.
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Now,
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Well?
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Well?
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Well, Mrs. Clump?
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Don't bother me. This is the best salad
dressing I've ever eaten.
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There you are. The opinion of an average
housewife picked at...
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Relax, girls. You're off the air.
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Oh.
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Well, how'd we do? Oh, wonderful. You've
already got 23 orders by phone.
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What?
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I'll be ready to swim the channel.
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What do we do next? Peel the onions.
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Peel the onions.
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Say, Lucy.
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What? Where'd you get the money to buy
all this stuff?
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Charged it.
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Charged it?
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What's Ricky gonna say?
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Nothing. We'll have the money back
before the bills come in.
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Oh, of course.
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Gee, isn't it wonderful?
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We only started business yesterday and
already we got orders for 23 quarts.
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Yeah, no telling how many more the mail
will bring.
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Gee, this is a real get -rich -quick
scheme.
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I'll say.
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Just thinking, no time at all, we're
going to be millionaires.
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Oh, that'll be lovely.
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Yeah.
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What are you going to do with your first
million?
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I'm going to go right out and buy myself
a mink coat.
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So am I.
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Then I'm going to buy myself a house in
the country with a swimming pool and
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tennis court and horses. Oh, boy.
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Oh, that'll be nice.
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And you know what I'm going to do?
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What? I'm going downtown to buy that
bank and fire that teller.
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That'll be great.
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Yeah.
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We're going to be so happy.
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That's not true, whatever you said.
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We're going to make a million dollars.
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Well, this is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard in my whole life. Why?
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There's lots of wonderful salad dressing
in the market made by people that know
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what they're doing.
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Well, we know what we're doing. I should
say we've already got orders for 23
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jars at 40 cents a quart.
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40 cents a quart? Yeah.
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How much does it cost to make?
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Oh, uh... Well,
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we didn't figure that.
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Well, what did you figure? Well, we
figured you just buy the oil and the
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and stuff and sell it and what's left
over is profit.
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The groceries.
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$7 .21.
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Yeah. For the groceries.
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And $1 .20 for the jars.
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$1 .20 for the jars. $0 .10 for the
labels.
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$0 .10 for the labels.
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That's, um... 1, 9, 8, 31.
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And, uh... How many jars are you making?
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23.
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23 jars.
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And you sell it for what?
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Forty cents a quart.
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Forty cents a quart.
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Twenty -three yards. Forty cents a
quart.
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Oh, now, get this audience out of here,
will you?
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Don't say.
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Now, let me see now. That's, uh... Uh
-huh.
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How much profit are we going to make?
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Three cents a yard.
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Three cents a yard?
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That three cents goes to Carolyn.
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe there is no profit on each
individual jar, but we'll make it up in
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volume.
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Yes, I'd like to see.
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And let me tell you something else.
What? I didn't figure shipping, mailing,
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insurance, taxes, or overhead.
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Oh, well, if you're going to figure all
that stuff.
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Lucy. What?
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Come here.
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No.
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Look, I'm not going to get mad.
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You're not? No.
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at least you try.
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Yes. Now the thing for you to do is fill
these 23 orders and get out of
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business.
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There's two more sacks of mail
downstairs.
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Oh, no.
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Well, what's the matter? I thought you'd
be glad.
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Uh, we just applied a little arithmetic,
and we found out that they're losing
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money on every jar.
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Yeah, I thought it sounded too good.
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Hey, Lucy, look at all this mail. We
must be terrific television salesmen.
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Listen, maybe we better go back on that
program and unsell that salad dressing,
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and then maybe all these people will
take back their orders. Yeah.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, we did such a good job of selling
yesterday, maybe we can go back on again
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and unsell it today.
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Here I am again, Mary Margaret McMurt.
And today, I'm going to demonstrate the
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same product that I showed you
yesterday.
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And to get an unbiased opinion, I ask an
average housewife picked at random from
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our audience just before we went on the
air to come up here and help me.
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Would you come up here, average
housewife, whom I picked at random,
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How do you do?
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Hello.
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I am Mary Margaret McMurts. How do you
do?
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And what is your name?
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What is your name?
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Your name, please.
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Oh, Lucinda McGillicuddy.
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Now, Mrs.
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McGillicuddy, you know why you're up
here, don't you?
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You know why you're up here, don't you?
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No.
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some of Aunt Martha's old -fashioned
salad dressing and tell these people
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you think of it. Oh, all righty. That's
a mighty pretty color, isn't it?
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Oh!
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Wow, wow!
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What's that?
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Why, that's Aunt Martha's old -fashioned
salad dressing.
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I want you to taste it.
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Taste it?
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Now, maybe that's a bad jar.
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You can say that again.
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Let's try another one. It's really
delicious.
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All righty.
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And do it!
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Next to the last.
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Stick out your tongue.
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Thanks. Mine went dry 200 jars ago.
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1 ,153 jars.
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Wowee. Come on, I'm tired.
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So am I.
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Hi,
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girls. Hi.
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Listen, I got the business.
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you, so I got a whole assembly line set
to figure out you can bottle this stuff
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in no time at all.
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Well, thanks just the same, but we have
news for you. We're all finished.
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Finished? Come here. So soon?
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My goodness!
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How did you do it?
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Oh, Lucy had a wonderful idea.
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Oh, it wasn't so much. We just went to
the grocery store, bought 1 ,133 jars of
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salad dressing, and pasted our labels on
them.
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Yeah, the main thing is we're done with
it. Yes.
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Are you?
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What do you mean?
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Well, you have to deliver the stuff.
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It's going to cost you at least 20 cents
to mail it.
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Just a minute, dear. We have that all
figured out.
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Come, Ethel, reverse it.
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Oh, hiya, Frank. Hiya, Rick. Did you
tell them about our plan?
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Yeah.
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What's this?
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They don't need our plan.
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They went to the market store... and
they bought a thousand and some more
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of this stuff.
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They got their own label, they pasted it
on it, and they got it all finished.
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Pretty clever.
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I'm waiting here to find out how they're
going to deliver it.
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Yeah, how they're going to do that?
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I don't know. Look, I gave up trying to
outguess them a long time ago.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.
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