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Yes, Carolyn, that's right. A mink stole
of my very own.
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Ricky just told me. Oh, isn't he a
dream?
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Oh, really, he's the nicest, dearest,
sweetest husband in the whole world.
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Oh, well, naturally, it was very
expensive, but Ricky says nothing's too
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for his little wife.
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Oh, well, I have to go now, Carolyn.
I'll see you Thursday at the club
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at Ethel's. Goodbye, dear.
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Lucy. What?
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Do you realize that that's the seventh
person that you call telling them I'm
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going to get your mink stone? Yeah, I
know.
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Lay off the phone, honey.
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I'm waiting for a very important call.
Oh, all right.
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Oh, baby.
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Did I thank you properly?
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Yes, but do it again. You got the best
thank yous in town.
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You know, I wish you would.
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I wish you would make such a big point
about how expensive it's going to be.
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After all, I'm getting it wholesale.
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Shh. No one's supposed to know that but
you, me, and the minks.
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What's the difference? Who knows?
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I want people to think you love me
retail, not 40 % off.
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was keeping that guy.
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Well, and when he told me he was going
to give it to me, you have no idea. You
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know what he said.
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Lucy. Oh, thanks for calling.
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Thanks very much for calling, Marge.
Goodbye.
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Hmm?
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What are you going to do? Call everybody
in town? But, Ricky, a mink store.
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you say mink stall once more tonight,
you're not going to get it.
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Understand?
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All right.
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But you can't stop me from thinking
about it.
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I wonder where this guy could be.
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Yeah? Yeah, well, guess what it is.
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Okay. Give me a hint. Well, Ricky is
giving me something, something that
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woman has always wanted from her
husband.
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A divorce?
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No.
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It's something to wear. What does this
look like?
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A diaper?
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see the girls when I wear to the meeting
Thursday?
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Oh, they'll just die.
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Oh, that's the best news.
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I gotta go now and get my dinner. Okay.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Oh, I'm sorry I kicked you, honey.
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Sorry I kicked you so hard.
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That was kind of stupid of me.
Especially right now, huh?
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You're not mad, are you?
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Mine?
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What does that mean?
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Don't kick the shin that stalls you.
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Here we go. We say goodnight
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to Daddy.
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Say goodnight to Daddy. Goodnight, boys.
Say goodnight. Say goodnight, Daddy.
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Say goodnight. Oh, come on. Say
goodnight to Daddy.
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He's just tired. Sure, he's tired, Mama.
Yeah, you should have seen him today.
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He was all over the place. Really? Yeah.
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Want to walk a little bit for Daddy?
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Oh, come on. Show me how you can walk.
Take this. Here.
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Come on. Show Daddy how you can walk.
Here. Come on over here. Come on, Daddy.
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Come on.
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Oh,
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isn't he a wonderful boy? Look at that
boy.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Oh, that's wonderful, man. Come on. Say
nighty -night, puppy.
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He's a big boy.
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Say nighty -night. Good night, Ricky.
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Here, honey. There we are. Say good
night.
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Good night.
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Wave bye -bye to puppy. Good night,
sweetheart.
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Wave bye -bye. Wave bye -bye. He's
sleepy, Mommy. Yeah, good night.
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Good night, boy.
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Well,
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our little man is sound asleep.
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Good.
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When is Mrs. Trumbull going to get here?
Any minute.
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You know, I always think it's so silly
to have to get a babysitter to go across
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the hall to the Mertz's to play canasta.
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Well, the prize is right.
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Nothing an hour, double for overtime.
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Well, I guess it gives her something to
do.
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She's an awfully nice woman.
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Yeah.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Ethel.
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Sure, what's on your mind?
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Honey, we're going to be there in a
minute. Why don't you talk then?
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Oh, well, yes, honey. It's your turn to
have the club meeting this week.
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Well, I don't know whether the last two
times it was your turn I had it here.
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Now, you can't have the club in here.
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Shh, be quiet.
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Well, besides, if I have it here, what
excuse have I got to wear my mink stole?
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No, I can't leave all the windows open.
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Oh, I know, I know. Well, maybe I can
have it here. No, you can't have it
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Will you please be quiet?
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Yes, dear, I understand.
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Lucy, I want to talk to you for a
minute.
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All right, dear.
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Okay, I'll have it here. All right.
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What's the matter with you? Are you
crazy or something? I told you you can't
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have that club meeting here. I'm sorry,
Ricky, but don't you know why Ethel
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never wants to have the meeting at her
place?
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Sure, she's smart. She doesn't want to
go through that mess. No, because she's
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ashamed of her apartment.
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She's ashamed of her apartment? Yes.
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Why?
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Well, you know, the wallpaper's all
stained and the furniture's so crummy.
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I'm sorry, but you can have that meeting
here.
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Mark was coming over Thursday. We're
going to work on arrangements all day
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Now, you certainly can change that.
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Besides, every time you have that
meeting here, it takes you two days to
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ready for it, two days to get over it,
and the place is a mess while they're
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here.
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It'd be simpler to paint the Mercer's
apartment.
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Hey, that's a wonderful idea.
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What? Paint the Mertz's apartment.
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Now, wait a minute. I didn't mean that
literally.
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Well, I'm thinking it literally.
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That is a sensational idea.
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We'll have a painting party. The four of
us will paint the Mertz's apartment.
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We're not going to do any such thing.
Why not?
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Look, Fred knows how to paint.
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It's his apartment.
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If they want to fix it up, let him do
it.
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My father always says, What does that
mean?
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Don't meddle in other people's business.
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What did your father ever do but sit
around and think up corny things?
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Besides, it's not meddling. If they
don't want it painted, they can say so.
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if they do, you certainly can spend one
afternoon helping our dearest, closest
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friends, can't you?
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Well... And you will?
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Okay. All right, I'll go get Mrs.
Trumbull. I'll tell her to hurry, and
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we'll go right over and tell...
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Fred,
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Lucy and Ricky will be here in a minute.
That's good.
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Well, go change.
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Change?
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Well, you don't expect to stay dressed
like that, do you?
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Well, from the tone of your voice, I
guess I don't.
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Go on, get fixed up.
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It's only the Ricardos. It's the
principle of the thing. Go on. And put
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necktie.
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Necktie? Yes, a necktie.
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Necktie. I don't know what... Ricardo's
a corner. I've got to get a necktie.
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Come in, come in. Hi, girl. Hi. Hi, Eva.
Where's Fred? He'll be out in a minute.
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He's showering and dressing.
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Fred Mertz.
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Well, you didn't have to get all... rest
stop just for us.
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Fred Mertz, you march right back in that
room. No, now wait a minute. I have
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something to tell you. What?
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Well, come here, Fred.
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Um, Ethel, you know how your apartment
is. What do you mean?
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Well, the way it looks.
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Let's face it, it's sort of, uh, oh,
what's the word I'm looking for?
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I don't use that kind of language.
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Yeah, well, Ricky and I thought it might
be fun to have a painting party. The
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fool Four of us could paint your
apartment.
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A painting party?
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Yes. And paint this apartment? Yeah.
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Oh, that's a wonderful idea.
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Well, what color do you think it ought
to be? Oh, let's see.
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Who's going to pay for the paint?
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Well, there goes that idea. Let's wait
and answer.
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Well, those are things you've got to
find out.
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How ungrateful can you be?
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I wouldn't be surprised. They called the
whole thing off now.
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Why? Because you just don't ask.
Questions like that. When they offer to
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a party, that obviously means that they
supply everything.
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That is, unless they've changed their
minds after your rudeness.
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Have you?
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Uh, no, we haven't, have we, Ricky?
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No, no, no.
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at this place at all. Let's see. Now,
when we paint it, we ought to paint it
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some real bright color. That's what it
needs, a real bright color.
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Orange would be nice.
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Orange? Oh, don't be so silly.
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Then, after it's painted, all we'll have
to do is buy new furniture and we'll
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have a whole, completely redecorated
apartment.
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Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What's this about new furniture?
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Well, after it's painted, we can't leave
this ratty stuff in here. It'll just
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show it up. Sure.
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Now, just a minute.
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You're not going to touch this chair.
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You're not going to touch that lamp.
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going to touch that table or that chair
he's sitting in either.
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Well, that only leaves the ashtrays.
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I don't care.
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I just got this stuff broken in so it's
comfortable.
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Oh.
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How can you say that, Fred? Look at that
chair. It's all lumpy and sagged in the
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wrong places.
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So does Fred.
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Never mind.
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Well, if we're not going to get new
furniture, you can just forget all about
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painting. Okay.
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Okay. Okay, come on. Let's break a nest.
No, no. Now you listen, Fred.
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Now you listen. You're not going to
touch this furniture.
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It's all stuffed with feathers.
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Every bit of it.
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Why, they don't make furniture like this
anymore.
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You can say that again.
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Well, I've lived in this miserable rat's
nest for 20 years. I guess I can live
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in it for 20 more.
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Oh, now, Ethel, we'll think of
something.
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button out for a change.
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Well.
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Oh, now don't cry, honeybunch. Don't you
honeybunch me, you penny -pinching old
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goat.
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Who's a penny -pinching old goat?
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They're still not speaking.
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And the craziest thing of all, they're
both mad at me.
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No!
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I just can't understand people. Try to
help them and they turn on you every
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time. Well, I... And don't say I told
you so.
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Well, I did tell you so.
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I know, I know. You told me, your father
told me, everybody told me.
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Why don't you admit that you were wrong
to go there and butt in? All right, I
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admit it. I made a boo -boo.
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But now I'm whatever they do is their
own business. I've learned my lesson.
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through. Good.
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Boy, this is a tough one.
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What is?
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Trying to figure out how to get Fred and
Ethel back together again.
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I give up.
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What's the matter?
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What were we just talking about?
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And now you're getting ready to butt in
again.
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Just butt out, will you?
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I can't go through life with a boo -boo
on my record.
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Besides, they're our dearest friends,
and it's our fault that they're
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Our fault?
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Well, my fault.
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And I know how to straighten it out,
too.
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Well, I'm not going to listen.
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Well, I'm going to say it anyway.
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Where's that magazine?
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You see, if we do the painting and don't
get the furniture, Ethel will be mad.
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If we do get the furniture, Fred will be
mad. So there's just one thing to do.
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Paint the furniture and upholster the
old furniture. Did you hear me?
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Paint the furniture and upholster the
old furniture?
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Yes. You mean paint the apartment and
upholster the old furniture? Yes. I
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hear you.
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it done. We're going to do it ourselves.
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Do it ourselves?
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Sure. There's an article in here. It's
easy. Look. Here it is. Now look at
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Right here.
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Who's going to pay for the material?
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You sound more like Fred Mertz every
day.
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Now look, Vicki, we just got to do it.
We'll pay for the material.
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Okay. But that means that your mink
stall is going to be cut from here to
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All right. If that's the way it has to
be, come on.
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But that's certainly hitting below...
where my mink belt used to be?
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Come in.
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Hello, Fred.
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Oh, it's you.
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What's that you're eating?
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My breakfast.
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A bottle of beer and a salami sandwich?
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Well, it's the only thing I know how to
cook.
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That will lock yourself in the bedroom
and won't come out.
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Well, that's why we're here, Fred. I
have a plan that'll fix everything.
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Please, from now on, your channel
doesn't come in on my set.
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He'll listen to you, Ricky. You tell him
I have a wonderful plan that won't cost
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him a cent.
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My scatterbrained wife has another half
-witted scheme, and if you listen to it,
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you're out of your mind.
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Boy, did I suffer in that translation.
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Well, what's the plan?
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I want to tell you both together.
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Did you lose something? No, I didn't
lose something.
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What's your plan?
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Well...
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thought that we would paint the
apartment and upholster the furniture
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We'd leave in all the lumps and sags,
and that way everybody'd be happy.
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Hey, that's a good idea, isn't it,
sweetie?
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That sounds fine, honeybunch.
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There's an article in Better Homes and
Gardens here. Oh, I'd love that. I know
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how to do it. Okay, we'll buy the
material. Let's not go all the way out.
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out for a bunch of amateurs. How are you
doing, Lucy?
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Fine. I just got this little corner
here. That's good.
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Uh -oh.
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You missed a little spot right here.
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Oh. Oh, Ricky, you did a well job on
that woodwork.
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What? The furniture looks worse.
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Well, we're getting to that now. That's
the next thing, the upholstering.
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Are you sure you know what you're doing?
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Sure. We painted ourselves, didn't we?
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Well, you did anyway.
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You know what I meant. Go down in the
apartment and get that material. It's on
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the desk. Okay.
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Let me at this stale old chair.
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I've been waiting for this.
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Oh, no!
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I can't stand to look at this.
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It seems just like an old friend.
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Did it suffer much?
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Oh, come on. Now, do something useful.
Go open the window. The paint smells
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awful in here. All right.
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I can't stand the smell of paint. Hey,
Fred, go get that electric fan we used
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last summer. That'll cure all this
paint. All right.
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Now, don't plug it in here. It's still
wet there. Well, I'll get a longer cord
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and plug it in the kitchen.
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He wasn't kidding about these feathers,
was he? Oh, Lucy, be awful careful.
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I am. They're just murder to sweep up. I
know. I got to put them all up here.
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Can I help you get that out of there?
Yeah, you do that. Okay.
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Oh. Ah.
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Tired old chair. Am I good? I had to get
this eyesore out of here. Ah.
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There.
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We got to get these tacks out of here,
you know. How do you do that?
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With a screwdriver.
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Oh, okay. And you be careful because we
have to use them again.
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All right.
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This will do it all right, though.
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Wonderful in here.
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Uh -huh.
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It was kind of rough on you and Ricky
having to pay for all this, but I'm glad
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the way it turned out. So am I, in a
way. You see, you got our old furniture,
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but I got to buy new furniture for our
apartment. And I get to hold a club
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meeting in my own wonderful newly
furnished apartment.
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Yeah, my stuff came. You want to see it?
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What happened to your mixed old?
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We're sitting on it.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.
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