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Hi, Rick.
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Oh, hiya, Fred.
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Bethel up here?
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No. She went out with Lucy.
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They went to the home show.
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Oh, no.
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Why do they have to go and look at those
model homes stuffed with all that fancy
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furniture? It'll only make them unhappy.
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I know.
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Last year, Lucy went to the home show.
When she got home, she said all of our
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old furniture gave her the hives. It was
two weeks before Ethel could walk into
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our living room without bursting into
tears.
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I told Lucy that she couldn't
redecorate. She cried all night.
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Well, let's face it. We're in for
another session with the Sabzi twins.
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I don't know, Fred. I got a surprise
that might take the minds off of it.
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I managed to get four seats for the new
Royals and Hammerstein show tomorrow
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night. Whoa, boy, four of them. Hi,
honey.
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It's even worse than I remembered.
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Hey, honey, I got a wonderful surprise
for you. Sit down, will you?
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Sit down?
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On that?
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How could anyone possibly... Possibly
sit on that.
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Well, honey, it's easy.
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You stand up here like this, and you
bend your knees, and there you are.
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You know what I meant. That couch is so,
so... Comfortable?
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No, no, it's so dirty, and the springs
are lumpy, and it's so, it's repulsive.
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And that desk, and that tired old lamp,
and that chair.
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Never mind, never mind. It all stays as
is.
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But our furniture looks crummy.
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It looks crummy because it is crummy.
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But it's all paid for, so forget it.
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Yeah, and that goes for our stuff, too.
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Ricky, you don't really expect me to
live inside. Now, look, I've got to
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one more.
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Every year, you go to the hotel, you
come home... Wait a minute, wait a
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Ethel, what are we going through this
for?
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We're going to get our furniture.
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Look out for a trick. It's no trick. The
home show is having a big drawing, and
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the winners are each getting five rooms
of beautiful furniture absolutely free.
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Yes. Oh.
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And you two put your names down?
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That's right.
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Oh. Well, Fred, help me get this junk
out of the way before the new furniture
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arrives.
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Excuse me. Go ahead. Make fun. You're
going to feel pretty silly when we win.
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Now, look, honey.
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Sit down, will you?
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Force yourself.
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Now, look, listen to me, will you?
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Do you know how many people put their
names down on a thing like that? Yes, I
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do. Do you know that your chances are
one in a million?
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A lot you know.
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We each made out a hundred cards. Our
chances are one in ten thousand.
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that we won.
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All right, all right. Now, in the
meantime, I got some real good news for
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What? Well, I managed to get four seats
for the open and open new musical
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tomorrow night. Not the Rodgers and
Hammerstein show. Right. Oh, wonderful.
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Wonderful. Uh -oh.
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What's the matter, Lucy?
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We can't go out tomorrow night.
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Why not? Why can't you go out? They
might call us from the home show.
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So what? They'll call you back.
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get seats for an opening night, and this
is Rogerson Hammerstein.
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I'm sorry, dear. It's out of the
question.
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I'm not leaving this house until the
home show drawing is over, and that's
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final.
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Hey, Fred.
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Gee, I'm glad you stopped by. I wanted
to see you. Hi, Rick. What are you doing
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around here this early in the morning?
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Well, I had a bunch of business calls to
make, and Lucy won't let me use the
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phone. Yeah, I know what you mean.
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We may as well forget about that opening
night.
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how to get Lucy and Ethel out of the
house tonight. How?
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Make them think that one of them won the
prize.
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What?
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Well, look, we know that they haven't
got a chance anyway, so all we have to
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is one of us has to get to the phone,
call Lucy, and tell her that she won the
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prize. And then make sure that you hang
up before she recognizes your voice.
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Wait a minute. Why should I be the one
to call?
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Well, Fred, I'd be glad to do it. I'd
love to do it, but... She'll recognize
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accent in a minute.
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You're going to use an accent?
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Never mind. Will you call her?
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Well, okay, okay.
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Well, go ahead. There's the phone.
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Well, now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I've got to get up my nerve.
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Oh, Hazel, give me a double chocolate
malted.
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But every time anybody moves out of an
apartment, Fred swipes the extension
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cord.
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Gee, my phone hasn't rung all morning.
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I wonder if there's anything wrong with
it.
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Oh, darn these party lines. There's
always somebody using it. Well, tell
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get off. Oh, you know how much good that
would do me. I've had run -ins with
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these characters before.
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Well, it's about time.
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calling me right now. Oh, dear.
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Hey, I got an idea. This worked once
before.
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What? Now be quiet.
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I'm going to be a nervous wreck.
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So am I. All this suspense is making me
hungry.
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Well, come on. Let's go in the kitchen
and make a sandwich. We can hear the
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phone from there.
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Help me set it up. Okay.
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You ready?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, boy, well, I'd be glad to get rid of
this junk.
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Oh, there he is. Hide that glue.
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Miss Ricardo?
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Yes? I'm Dan Jenkins, second -hand
furniture manager.
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Come right in.
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Is this the junk you want to sell?
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Junk?
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up here when nobody sat down.
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You see, I wouldn't dream of selling
except that someone's giving us
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some new furniture.
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Well, a bedroom furniture, too? Yes, in
there.
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I don't think he likes it, do you?
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He just wants us to think that. You
watch. When he comes out, he's going to
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me a very low offer, and I'll just get
him to go higher and higher. You watch.
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Mrs. Conner? Yes?
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Well, I'll take your furniture.
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You will?
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Yeah, and I'll give you... Well, I
shouldn't go this high, but I took an
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immediate liking to you.
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So I'll give you a hundred dollars.
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A hundred dollars?
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Well, you better look again, Mr.
Jenkins.
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All right, make it 90.
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My truck in the neighborhood this
afternoon. Can I pick up the furniture
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Oh, well, could you check back? I'd kind
of like to have the new furniture here
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before you take this.
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All right.
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Now, you ladies sure made a sharp deal.
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Getting 75 bucks out of me for all this
broken down stuff.
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Well,
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I'll just have to make it up with the
next customer.
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Afternoon, lady.
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Bye.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Well, it really doesn't matter as long
as I'm getting a new furniture for
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nothing. Oh.
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Gee, you know, it's a shame to put all
that new...
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Paper hangers are awful expensive.
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Who needs...
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Okay.
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There, that's about it now, I think. All
right. Put it down here a minute.
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Let's see now.
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It's about...
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pretty too.
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Okay.
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call back in the morning, huh? Uh, okay.
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I'll sure be glad to get rid of this old
junk.
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Bye. Bye.
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, darn.
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I'd hoped that you wouldn't get home
until later.
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What's going on?
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Well, I kind of wanted to surprise you,
but...
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I sold him all of our...
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you, please? I want to talk to you a
minute. Here, sit down, won't you? This
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a nice chair. Here, sit down, Mr.
Jenkins.
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Sit down here a minute. Listen, Mr.
Jenkins.
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Listen,
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there's been a terrible mistake.
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It's all my stupidity, you see.
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My wife didn't win the prize at all, and
you see, I thought, I want to get the
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furniture back.
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Oh, fine. That's okay by me.
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Thank you. Give me the $75, will you,
honey?
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What's the matter, honey?
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I spent the money for...
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I'll give you the $75. Say, just a
minute, Mr. Ricardo.
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I'll be glad to sell you this stuff, but
certainly you don't expect to get three
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rooms full of beautiful furniture like
this for a measly $75.
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But that's what you paid for it.
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That's true, but I'm in the business.
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That isn't just a purchase price. I've
got to add my overhead, electricity,
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rent, insurance, storage charges,
advertising. You haven't moved a stick
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furniture out of this apartment.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Lucy, did
you sign a...
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Mr. Jerkins, you paid $75 for the
furniture.
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Now, how much of all this other stuff
that you mentioned, what does the ad up
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to?
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Now, remember, you haven't moved
anything out of the apartment.
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Oh, I'm allowing for that.
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You better take another look at the
furniture. We've had it an awful long
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It paints all off, and it's real ugly,
and it's old.
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I realize how much these valuable
antiques mean to you, madam.
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Antiques? Lucy, please, you said enough.
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What?
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I shouldn't really do this.
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I'm taking off every penny I can.
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I'll let you have it all for only $500.
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$500?
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That's ridiculous.
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I won't buy it back.
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I'll get the fellas in the van. Now,
wait a minute. Don't hurry up so fast.
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back here a minute, will you?
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Now, let's compromise, maybe.
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How about $395?
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Well...
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I'm a lousy businessman, but I like the
way you sing Babaloo, so I'll take it.
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Thank you.
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Ah,
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you two are certainly making a sharp
deal.
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your next customer, I know.
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Bye.
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Adios.
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Now, Ricky, it wasn't my fault.
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I know, I know.
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It's all my fault.
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It is?
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Yeah. Come on, I'll help you carry the
stuff into the bedroom.
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In the bedroom?
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Yeah. Well, we really haven't finished
papering in there yet, and I... What,
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what, what? What did you say?
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I said we haven't finished papering...
bring in there yet? Who is we?
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We is Ethel and Lucy Paperhanger.
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This, this I got to see. No, Ricky.
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I won't get mad.
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You promise?
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I promise you I won't get mad. Promise?
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Yeah, just let me see it.
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You and Ethel pay for the room? Uh -huh.
Just the two of you, huh?
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