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trunk ready. Ricky's going on tour, you
know.
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Really? Yeah, he's taking the band on
the road for three weeks.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess this is big enough for my
clothes. What can I find for Ricky's
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things now?
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Well, I guess this will do.
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You mean you're going with him?
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Why, sure. You don't think he'd go away
for three weeks and leave me here all
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alone, do you?
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Um, no, I guess not. Besides, what fun
could he have on the road all alone with
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just the boys and the band?
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it yet.
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Oh, look at all the junk in here. Oh,
here's that fish that Ricky caught in
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Chautauqua. He had it mounted.
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My, a rainbow sardine.
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Oh, Echo, look at this.
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Would you believe it? Five years ago, I
wore this on Fifth Avenue, and I was the
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hit of the Easter parade.
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Oh, you must have been a doll.
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Bravo period.
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Oh, no.
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I'll bet I marched a million miles for
that stale football player.
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Well, enough of my grimy amours. I've
got to get this trunk out of here. I'll
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get Fred to haul it down for you.
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I got the flu, and I got to replace him,
and the tailor won't have my tuxedo
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ready in time.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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He won't have it ready till Friday, and
we got to leave Wednesday.
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Would you do me a favor and send it to
me?
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Send it to you? Yes, please.
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Well, I wasn't figuring on being here.
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Oh, you didn't tell me you were planning
to go out of town, too.
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You going to visit your mother?
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No.
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I know it's presumptuous of me. I'm only
your wife, but I kind of expected to go
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along, too.
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Oh, no, honey. No, no. That's
impossible.
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Why? Well, that's just out of the
question. That's all. Now, I'll write
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address for you, and you can mail the
tuxedo out to me.
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I think I will visit my mother
permanently.
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Now, look, honey. Let's not have a
scene.
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Well, why can't I go along, too?
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Honey, we're doing one -nighters. One
-night style.
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Besides, we're going on a bus. We need
every inch of space for the people in
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show. Maybe I could lie up on top of the
luggage?
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Honey, just relax, will you?
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Here's the address. I've got to call
some saxophone players.
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Like in Cuba.
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Look, honey, even if you could play, you
couldn't go on the tour.
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You couldn't travel with a bunch of men.
You wouldn't fit in. You're not one of
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the boys.
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What about your harp player, Nancy?
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She's not going, and neither are you.
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Hello, Ned?
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Look, Ned, this is Ricky Ricardo.
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We're having rehearsals tomorrow at 3 o
'clock in the afternoon.
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now some saxophone players. Could you be
down?
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I thought there was something wrong with
the plumbing.
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Oh, Fred, come here a minute.
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Fred, you used to be around with a lot
of musicians when you were in
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didn't you?
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Yeah, why?
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Well, the real reason Ricky won't let me
go on tour with him is because he
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doesn't think I'll fit in with the
musicians.
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What can I do to show him that I'm one
of the boys? You know, how can I act
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a musician?
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Well, that's easy.
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Stay up late.
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Get circles under your eyes and read
nothing but the racing form.
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No.
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No, Fred, I'm serious.
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Tell me how to act like one of the
fellas. All right, all right, then. I
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tell you. Now, first you gotta dress
like musicians.
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Oh? They have their own get -ups.
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Then you have to speak their language.
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They don't talk like human beings.
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They don't? No.
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When one musician meets another
musician...
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That's good, Ralph. You got yourself a
job.
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Will you go in the office and make the
deal?
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Thanks, Rick. You're welcome.
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All right, fellas, let's take 628, eh?
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Got it?
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Here we go.
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One, two...
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I can't make up my mind.
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I come as a big surprise to you after
that brilliant audition that you just
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us. Yeah, Dad.
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But you cannot have the job.
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Oh.
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When I go on the road, I want you to
stay home and be a good little girl.
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want with him?
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Meet my secret lover.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, yesterday down at rehearsal I got
a wonderful idea.
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You know, I think Ricky would take me on
tour with him if I can convince him of
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one thing.
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What? That it isn't safe to leave me at
home.
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I don't get you.
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Well, I'm just going to leave these
things lying around, and when Ricky
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home and finds them, I'm going to be
very flustered, and I'm going to be
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to explain to whom they belong.
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You mean he'll think you've got a... Uh
-huh.
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Oh,
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come now, it isn't that funny.
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You think you're safe? You better be
careful. You know Ricky's temper.
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Well, you keep an ear cocked, and if you
hear too much commotion, you come up
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and save me, huh?
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Okay. I hope I get here on time. Okay.
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You're home so soon. I didn't expect you
to come so soon. I thought you'd call
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like you usually do.
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Oh.
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I sure wish you'd call.
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Gee, don't you look nice.
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Where did you go this afternoon?
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Oh, nowhere.
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Nowhere at all.
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Oh, why are you all dressed up for? No
reason. No reason.
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Sure, dear.
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Thank you.
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Lucy? Yes, dear?
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What is this?
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must have shrunk.
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I suppose these are my gloves, too.
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Lucy, who was here this afternoon?
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No one, no one, really.
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Lucy, this hat, these gloves.
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Hey, he must still be here.
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Where is he? I don't know what you're
talking about. And don't you go in that
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bedroom.
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Lucy, who is he? I don't know what
you're talking about. My goodness, if
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going to act like this, I'll be glad to
have you away for three weeks.
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Now, Lucy, I'm telling you, I just
didn't mean to... Hey, what's all the
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up here? Fred, I'm glad you're here.
Maybe you can calm him down.
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I've had enough.
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What's the matter, Rick?
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Oh, Fred, something awful happened.
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Pull yourself together.
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Pull yourself together and tell me all
about it.
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Well, I don't know how to tell you about
it. I don't know how to start. I just
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came home here. What's my hat doing up
here?
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The most important thing is I came
home... Did you say your hat?
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Yes, my old derby.
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Are you sure?
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Sure, I'm sure. Look.
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Feels pretty good.
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Looks pretty good, too. I think I'll
start wearing it again.
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suppose these are your gloves, too?
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Yeah, those are my gloves.
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It couldn't be him.
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I wonder why Lucy... Why, the little
devil.
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She wants to make me jealous, so I take
her on that tour with me.
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You mean she's pretending that these
things belong to another man?
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Yeah. Not that I believed her for a
minute.
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She was pretending that this fellow was
in the closet all the... Hey, wait a
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minute.
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Wait a minute. What's that gleam in your
eye?
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Oh, I'm gonna catch that little red
-headed mouse in her own trap.
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How?
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I'm gonna get a real guy to come over
here tonight.
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I'm gonna hide him in that closet.
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And I'm gonna say to her, someone is
hiding in that closet.
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And then I will demand... that she opens
the door.
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And when she does, brother, will she be
surprised.
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I'm going to call the musicians' union.
I'll bet that Julie will dig up someone
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for me.
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That's a pretty dirty trick.
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Yeah, I know.
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Listen, Julie, will you do me a favor?
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I want you to dig up some guy for me,
someone that I don't know.
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Wait a minute.
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Make it three or four guys.
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would have such an awful effect on you.
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Not have an effect on me?
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When my happy home is turned asunder?
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Oh, honey, your happy home is not turned
asunder.
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Look, Ricky, I thought maybe if I could
make you jealous, you'd take me on your
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trip with you.
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There isn't anyone else, honey. I just
made that up.
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No, don't try to make me feel good.
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I heard that guy come out of that closet
and go out the front door.
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No, honey, I did that.
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I slammed it. Then I went to the front
door and I slammed it.
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That's impossible.
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All right, it's impossible.
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It is impossible.
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It is physically impossible.
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who's in that closet. No.
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No, no.
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No. Whoever's in that closet better come
out.
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It's no use pretending.
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He caught us.
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What are you talking about?
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I never saw this man before in my life.
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If you never saw him before in your
life, how come he's in that closet? I
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know.
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Now, Lucy, I want an answer.
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Why don't you tell the truth?
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Yes, Lucy, tell the truth. Oh, shut up!
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Look, Ricky, if I'd known there was
anybody in there, do you think I'd...
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She must have been terribly upset to be
gone this long.
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Hello? Hello, Ricky, this is Julie.
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Oh, hello, Julie. Gee, I should have
called you sooner, but I've been trying
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over town and there's just no soap.
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What are you talking about, Julie?
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Well, I'm sorry, but I couldn't find
anybody to send over there tonight.
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Well, that's all right.
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