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up in the air like they do in
restaurants.
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I came up to give you this money. Boy,
am I glad to get it off my hands.
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What is all that? What are you trying to
do, bribe me? The club treasurer asked
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me to give it to you. Oh, for the
bazaar. Yeah, you're supposed to use it
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rent the hall and buy the refreshments
and have the posters printed.
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What's the matter?
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I don't want Ricky to hear.
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Lucy, haven't you told him you're
chairman of the bazaar? No, and I'm not
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to tell him until next Friday.
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But the bazaar's next Thursday.
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Exactly.
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You sure live dangerously, Lucy.
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Well, after what happened at the Fourth
of July carnival last year, Ricky made
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me promise that I wouldn't get mixed up
in any more club affairs.
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I don't blame him.
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You weren't very bright throwing all
those skyrockets and Roman candles in a
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fireplace. Well, who uses a fireplace in
July? He should have looked before he
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threw that match in there.
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Poor Ricky.
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His eyebrows didn't grow in for a month.
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You remember those little baby toupees
he wore over each eye?
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Say, where are you hiding all the stuff
that's been donated to the bizarre
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auction? Show it.
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What a treasure trove.
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at the club will have nothing but money.
And I got a whole slew of stuff to
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collect. I'm going out as soon as Ricky
leaves.
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Sophie! Yeah, dear?
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Ready yet? Okay, yeah.
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I gotta run along. Okay. Bye -bye.
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Hey, not a word to Ricky?
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Don't worry.
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Okay.
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Good morning, honey. Good morning, dear.
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Hey!
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Tortillas!
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I'm a tortilla mix.
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Oh, I keep forgetting. Here in America,
you call them flap cakes.
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What? Come again?
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Hot jacks?
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You were closer with tortillas. They are
hot cakes.
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Oh.
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Not these. These are cold cakes.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'll make you some
hot cakes. No, honey, it takes too
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long. I'll just have some coffee. I'm in
a hurry. Well, I'll make some for
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myself.
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Listen, you got any money? I haven't got
any money for cafe.
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I don't know. There's my bag over there
on the shelf.
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Thanks.
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Oh, honey, I just remembered. No, I
don't have any money.
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I don't have a cent in there, honey.
Give me my bag.
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Wait a minute. I don't have a cent. Wait
a minute.
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What are you getting so excited about?
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Let's see what's in here.
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Wow.
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What is this?
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It's my mad money.
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$1 ,575.
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$200 here.
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Yeah, I get awful mad.
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Lucy, where did you get this money?
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Uh, I saved it out of my allowance.
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No?
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Uh... No.
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Um... Oh.
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Now, Lucy, this is no joke.
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There's a lot of money here. I want to
know where you got it.
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Uh...
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Lucy, I want to know where you got that
money. Did you earn it? Did you borrow
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it? Did you steal it? Yeah, that's it.
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Which one?
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Well, it doesn't matter. Any one of
them.
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Now, Lucy.
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All right.
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You'll find out sooner or later anyway.
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I stole it.
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What? Well, I'm sorry. I saw it and I
just couldn't help myself.
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Now, Lucy, you're not telling me the
truth. Yes, I am.
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Word of honor?
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Well, what... Good's a crook's word of
honor.
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Look, I haven't got time for jokes right
now, but by the time that I come home
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this afternoon, you better have an
explanation of how you got that money,
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understand? Yes, sir. All right.
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I'll take the subway.
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Lucy?
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Lucy?
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laughter
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How'd everything go today? Oh, just
wonderful. I got some wonderful stuff.
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That's great.
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But listen, Ethel, Ricky found that
bizarre money in my bag this morning. He
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did? How did you explain it? Oh, I
didn't. I tried to gag my way out by
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stole it.
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Stole it? Yeah, well, he didn't believe
me. Listen, Ethel, can I tell him that
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it belongs to you?
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Huh? Can I tell him the money is yours?
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Well, if he'll do me a favor. What?
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Do you think you could auction off that
hideous cuckoo clock that Fred won at
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Coney Island?
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Well, sure, but Fred would never donate
that. But I've got a scheme.
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I bought a little clock to donate, and
I'm going to tell you to go downstairs
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and get it.
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It's on a table next to the cuckoo
clock, and you take the cuckoo clock by
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mistake, see?
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After it's auctioned off, what can you
do about it?
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Ethel, how could you ever think up a
sneaky scheme like that?
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darn couch. It keeps coming off all the
time.
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You want to give me a hand?
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Listen, Fred, I got an awful problem on
my hand.
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You should have thought of that before
you married her.
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Well, this is no joke.
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This morning I found a roll of bills in
Lucy's purse.
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$200.
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And just now I saw her sneaking in the
house carrying some big silver cents.
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Real expensive looking stuff.
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Well, there must be some explanation.
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I don't think so.
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She hid them in the closet.
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You know, there must be thousands of
dollars worth of stuff in that closet
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don't belong to us. Gee whiz. You don't
suppose she's a kleptomaniac?
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Oh, no.
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I just think she steals things.
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Yeah, that's what a kleptomaniac is. A
person who steals things and can't help
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it. It's a kind of a disease.
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Oh, gee.
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Oh, you must be mistaken. Come on, help
me with this, will you?
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Okay.
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My God.
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If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes,
I'd never believe it.
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How do you like that cheese?
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What you said.
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Oh, this is terrible. I'm married to a
thief?
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Now, listen, Rick.
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If she is a kleptomaniac, it isn't her
fault.
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She doesn't know what she's doing.
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She's just a poor, sick person.
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And we shouldn't blame her for... Hey,
that dirty crook stole my clock.
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What am I going to do?
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Well, I don't know about you, but I'm
going to get my cuckoo clock.
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Come on, let's sneak up the back way.
Okay.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hi, Lucy.
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Hi, Lucy.
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What's new?
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Nothing.
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Oh, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go
in the bedroom.
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Lucy?
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Lucy, I want to talk to you about
something, honey. Won't you sit down?
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Oh, I'd rather not.
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Don't you...
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Don't you have anything to tell me?
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No.
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Aren't you hiding something under your
coat?
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No, no, that's all me.
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Too much pie and cake lately, I guess.
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All right, are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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What was that?
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It didn't sound like you. Well, it was.
It was. I'm Cuckoo. I do several
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kinds of bird calls.
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Cuckoo.
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Bird calls?
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Just once.
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Cuckoo. Um, I do the English sparrow.
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Cuckoo.
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Cuckoo.
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Cuckoo. It's part sparrow, part cuckoo.
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I know someone who's all cuckoo.
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I'll see you later, fellas.
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I want my cuckoo clock.
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You'll get your cuckoo clock back later.
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The most important thing right now is
Lucy. Now, come on, let's put her under
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your place. Well, what are you going to
do?
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Well, there's only one thing to do.
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I'm going to call a physiochiatrist.
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What?
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A physiochiatrist.
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I'm going to call a head doctor.
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I think you should.
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the cuckoo clock. They couldn't have.
There was nobody there. Yes, there was.
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They were behind the sofa fixing
something.
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Oh, so that's why they were asking me
all those questions. And that's not all.
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Ricky was hiding in the kitchen and saw
you putting all that stuff in the
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closet. Oh, and that money this morning.
What must he think?
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He thinks you're a kleptomaniac.
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What? A kleptomaniac. He came down to
our apartment and called a psychiatrist.
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heard him. He told him all about it.
He's bringing him home with him tonight.
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Oh, he is.
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Trusting husband.
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Well,
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I'll show him. Now, wait a minute, Lucy.
After all, Ricky actually saw you
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taking things.
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Sure, I've been taking things, but he
thinks I've been taking things.
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Oh. Why don't you tell him about the
bazaar? What, and admit that I'm a liar?
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Oh, no.
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He wants a wife who's a thief. I'll give
him a wife who's a thief.
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Lucy, what are you hatching?
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When Ricky and that psychiatrist come
home tonight, we are going to be playing
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little play starring Lucy the Lip and
Babyface Ethel.
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Oh, no. You're not going to get me in on
this. Listen to me, Babyface.
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Now, you help me pull this job or I'll
squeal that you are the brains in the
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cuckoo clock caper.
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Okay. You got me. What's the deal?
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Come in, doctor.
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Oh, remember, Ricky, not doctor. Oh,
that's right.
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Lucy,
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where are you?
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Oh, give me your coat. Oh, thank you.
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Sit down, will you? Oh, yes, yes, of
course.
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Lucy?
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I wonder what she could be.
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Well, I... Hi, Rick.
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Hiya, Frank. You seen Ethel?
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No. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had
company. Oh, that's all right. This is
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a very good friend of mine, Dr.
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Robinson, the pysychiatrist.
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He's our landlord, Mr. Mertz. Oh, how do
you do, Mr. Mertz? How are you, doctor?
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Very well, thank you. Listen, don't call
him doctor in front of Lucy.
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We want him to think that he's just a
friend, see? Oh.
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Have you seen Lucy?
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She's probably without him. Maybe
they're out shopping.
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Yeah. Or shoplifting.
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Well, I hope they'll be home soon. Would
you like a cigarette, sir? Oh, yes,
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thank you.
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Well, this is the first time I ever
smoked one of these.
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Fred, look at all these jewels.
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Sticky fingers strikes again.
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Wait a minute. What's the matter with
this chair?
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Look at this.
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A blowtorch.
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Crowbar.
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Flash.
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This is terrible.
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Let's see what this is.
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What is it? Oh, no.
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It's the floor plan of the Chase
National Bank.
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The 72nd Street branch.
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Why, that's where I keep my money.
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This is serious.
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Oh, I hope I'm not too late to help her.
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What's going on?
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What's that?
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Okay, do it.
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Okay, okay.
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Did you get any of them? Yeah, I got
two. A flat foot and a private eye. I
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the eye and the foot and the foot and
the eye.
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Lucy? Hi, Uncle.
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Hi, Fatso.
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Who's the gink?
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Lucy, this is a very good friend of
mine, Tom Robinson.
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This is my wife, Lucy, and that's Mrs.
Mertz. Oh, how do you do, my dear?
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00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,470
Lucy, what are you doing?
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Just frisking him to see if he's
carrying a rod.
252
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,250
Pardon the brass knuckle.
253
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,910
Lucy, where have you been?
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Chase National Bank.
255
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:06,910
Oh, no.
256
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,430
You did it.
257
00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:12,410
Nah, stupid here. Forgot the map and the
torch.
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00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:13,990
I'm sorry, brain.
259
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,460
Just lift like that and it'll be
curtains for you. Understand?
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00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,620
It won't happen again. I promise, Brain.
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00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:21,860
Ah, shut up.
262
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,360
Well, if you forgot the map.
263
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,760
If you forgot the map, where'd you get
that bag of dough?
264
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:30,200
Well, just so the evening wouldn't be a
total loss, we knocked over a gas
265
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,220
station on the way home.
266
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,640
Oh, no, no, no.
267
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,600
What are you yapping about, tubby?
268
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,200
It'd be running this crummy apartment
house.
269
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,360
Now, what are you doing around...
Listen, come to your senses, will you?
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00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,160
No, no, I'm too young to die. Mrs.
Ricardo.
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00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,060
Yeah? Mrs. Ricardo.
272
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,760
Yeah? Look me straight in the eye.
273
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,420
Yeah? Mrs. Ricardo, you don't hate
anyone.
274
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:14,000
You're at peace with all the world. You
love everybody.
275
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,060
Huh?
276
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500
Yes.
277
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,620
And you're tired.
278
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,200
You're feeling very tired.
279
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,460
aren't you?
280
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,280
Yeah.
281
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:34,120
And you're getting very drowsy. Yeah.
282
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:41,140
You feel so very sleepy and calm and
peaceful.
283
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,260
Yeah.
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00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,480
Relax.
285
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,390
Let's put little Tommy to bed, shall we?
286
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:11,170
Now, Mrs. Ricardo, why don't you tell me
how you got started in this life of
287
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,170
crime?
288
00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:14,110
Go back.
289
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:16,250
Go back into your childhood.
290
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,250
Go back.
291
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:56,980
I took a bicycle.
292
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,740
I took a little boy.
293
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,620
You took a little boy?
294
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,440
Yeah. Well, my mother made me give him
back.
295
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,840
And then, then you grew up.
296
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,300
Yeah.
297
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:11,420
Yeah.
298
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,760
Yeah.
299
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,720
Yeah, and I began picking pockets.
300
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,820
I picked a peck of pockets.
301
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,940
Pretty soon I graduated to purse
snatching.
302
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:30,370
my collection well uh i don't believe i
have time where's my watch right here
303
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:34,310
sonny come on oh
304
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:41,230
ricky this is much more serious than i
realized you you think there's
305
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:44,750
any hope you think i don't know hey
that's a lot of person
306
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,500
Mrs. Ricardo.
307
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,360
Yeah? I'm not just a friend to you.
308
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,400
No? No.
309
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,200
I'm a doctor, a psychiatrist.
310
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,280
Now, if you'll undergo treatment with
me, I think I can cure you of all this.
311
00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:22,780
Well, I think I'm cured completely.
312
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:26,200
I don't think I'll ever steal anything
as long as I live. Oh, why?
313
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,300
Well, what is there left?
314
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,600
This morning I achieved my highest
desire.
315
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,280
Kleptomaniac's dream.
316
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,500
What do you mean, Mrs. Ricardo?
317
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,300
Well...
318
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,140
Sandpapered my fingertips.
319
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,440
Put on my big coat with the big secret
pocket.
320
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,460
Went down to Clyde Beattie Circus.
321
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,600
Down to Clyde Beattie Circus.
322
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,120
Why could she possibly get to the Clyde
Beattie Circus?
323
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320
Oh, no!
324
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,260
Part of The Doctor was played by Joseph
Kerr.
325
00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:09,450
I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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